#tintin quotes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
The most popular pages on Tumblr are about Minecraft, GIFs, and David J. Peterson.
Text
Tintin, watching the news: Captain! Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Haddock: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#tintin quotes#tintin movie#no cuz bear with me here#HE WOULD#I DON'T CARE I KNOW HE WOULD#AND HE WIN#archibald haddock#captain haddock#Haddock
58 notes
·
View notes
Text
Never a more iconic sentence uttered
#tintin#i'll be quoting this shit fr#adventures of tintin#tintin destination moon#professor calculus#captain haddock#image description in alt#i hope i did the id right! please tell me if it needs correcting!#image described
162 notes
·
View notes
Text
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tintin: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick
Nestor: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used for building walls. Repeatedly.
Tintin, with tears in his eyes: That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
#the adventures of tintin#adventures of tintin#tintin incorrect quotes#tintin#tintin meme#nestor tintin#tintin 2011#tintin movie
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jade, after some people ruin his mushrooms: The scoundrels! They'll need a distress signal once I get a hold of them!
#incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quote#twst incorrect quote#twst memes#twst incorrect quotes#jade leech#source: tintin the shooting star
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
(Chix and Grub are investigating Mulch’s apartment)
Mulch: I’m not a bad person! I’m a kleptomaniac!
Chix: A what?
Grub: It’s a fear of open spaces…
Chix: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.
46 notes
·
View notes
Text
American kids watching the moon landing: Wow! This is so cool! I want to be an astronaut!
French kids watching the moon landing:
822 notes
·
View notes
Text
welcome to quote thing in my drafts that I don't know what it was gonna be
like what was I on
#aftg#abby aftg#aftg oc#elio josten#he seepy he just a leepy baby#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#neil josten#psu foxes#a kit among foxes wip quotes#i dont know what that was gonna be#whats in linlin or tintins drafts#do i keep linlin or change to tintin cuz funny#andrew minyard#palmetto state foxes#aftg incorrect quotes#ig
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Administrator: Do I pay you to talk, Ms. Pauling?
Ms. Pauling: You don't pay me at all, ma'am.
#source: the adventures of tintin#tf2 the administrator#tf2 ms pauling#team fortress 2#incorrect quotes
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
*Kol, trying to get out of trouble when Elijah found him putting superglue on the toilet seats*
Kol: You’re my favourite brother! Last year, we shared a toothbrush.
Elijah, seconds away from murder: I was not aware of that.
Kol: We did!
#incorrect quotes#ao3#kol mikaelson#kol#elijah#elijah mikaelson#tintin#tvd universe#tvd fanfiction#tvd fandom#tvd fic#death is but a continued passage on ao3
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
Elisabeth: What a WEEK, huh?
Edgar: My lady, it’s Wednesday
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tintin: that is a terrible, horrible, foolish idea.
Villain[Name] with sparkling eyes
Tintin: let's do it and see what happens.
Villain[Name]: YES LETS COMMIT ARSON!
Tintin: [NAME] DROP THAT BAZOOKA-
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#tintin movie#tintin quotes#tintin x reader#archibald haddock#captain haddock
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tsunami:What a WEEK huh?
Clay:Tsunami, it’s Wednesday
#wof incorrect quotes#source: tintin#source: The Adventures of Tintin#wings of fire#wof#tsunami wings of fire#tsunami wof#clay wof#clay wings of fire
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sakharine: They have been no murders yet and I'm terribly bored.
#heard janus sanders say this in the among us and lost my shit#it's perfect#incorrect quotes#KSJDFHSKJDHF#janus sanders#the adventures of tintin#favourite films#sakharine#quotes#fictional crushes#ivan ivanovitch sakharine
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tintin Memes (Pt. 2)
#adventures of tintin#the adventures of tintin#tintin incorrect quotes#tintin#tintin meme#Tintin 2011#tintin movie#tintin movie 2#Aces tintin memes#Tintin fandom
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ace: You're crazy! Deuce, don't do that! Deuce, already running: Into the hands of fate!
#incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quote#twst incorrect quote#twst incorrect quotes#twst memes#deuce spade#ace trappola#source: tintin explorers on the moon
118 notes
·
View notes