#tinder romance

[forcedhesitation]

astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face

[sophiedee01]

Love your neighbor as you love yourself 😍

[unsettlingstories]

::giggle and make eye contact and uncross my legs and all my intestines fall out onto the floor::

[asshole-rebel-psycho]

Dating in your 30s

*my sister takes a picture of me for my dating app*

Her: "stop, your eyes are giving desperation"

[gaaaaaaaayypr]

The amount of polyamorous girls on dating sites is INSANE now.

Because now they are passing it off as "ethically non monogamous" so it seems like being a cheating slut is acceptable lol

I would be less disrespectful in this post if these women weren't greedy pigs looking to just live for their selfish, hedonistic desires instead of working on their monogamous relationships and starting a family.

What happens when they are bored with their lesbian play things and want to have a kid? They toss them to the curb?

These girls are being the misogynistic pigs they swear to despise in men. Only worse, a man isn't openly allowed to cheat in a straight relationship. His wife would divorce him!

These aren't people looking to date someone they want bodies to add to their harems as sex slaves.

Who would have thought girls who pass themselves off as feminists would be more misogynistic than men? The constant hypocrisy on the left keeps coming.

I don't know how any of these couples or selfish girls find a single girl to play with...everyone is poly on there. I guess they need an ugly man or sugar daddy to pay the rent while they search for their true attraction?

I can't help but feel sorry for them too because they are clearly not "happily married" as they always claim....this whole world is a sad, dark place. We need God back.

Sorry for the rant. I'm just in the feels rn. There has to be some gay and bi women on the same page as me!

Watch me get called "BIpHoBIc" for just wanting a woman who treats me with respect and doesn't use me as a side dish.

Ladies, it's not biphobic to value yourself.

Sometimes I think they call lesbians biphobic because we obviously don't want to be a third lol no shit we don't.

[whoblewboobear]

Every time my lonely ass watches a show or something like bridgerton I get so emo. Like I can’t get courted on tinder you can’t do this to me Shonda Rhimes you have to be stopped!

[lanesrequiem]

“we need more girlfailure mcs!!” so why aren’t you talking about chloe from the one 🤨 did we forget how she even got to be on the show

[veronicamarsconfessions]

October 3rd

[mejomonster]

I would like. To be in mutual love

[amoralcrackpot]

"It's not easy dating on a single quarter," he said.

[liesmultixxx]

I downloaded Tinder today for fun and I really don’t understand this app but no way 88 people liked my profile 🤪 they must be directionally confused or something

but no one matches with me😭😭

[moonlightchess]

Anyone else super unimpressed by the too-cool-for-you, whatever I don't even really care anyway attitude that younger men seem to have about dating these days? Back in the day, if someone rolled their eyes at my jokes or mumbled, "you're pretty okay, I guess," I would have been ALL over that sexy ass bad boy, but these days I'm just like bitch, fuck you. I want someone who thinks I'm fucking gorgeous, not just "you're pretty cute, wanna fuck?" I want a middle aged man who looks precisely like Tom Ellis to walk up to me at a bar in a four-piece suit, taking one of my hands into both of his own and telling me, "you are breathtaking, can I buy you a drink?" I want maturity, intensity within reason, passion. Not some douchebag thinking that telling me that I have nice tits is going to make me swoon.

[asshole-rebel-psycho]

Forcing myself to like other lesbians a memoir.

That awkward moment when you swipe right on a similar type of masc lesbian as you on a dating app. You are only marginally attracted to them because they are the only normal looking profile within 15 miles of your location and you'd feel bad to pass a fellow lesbian bro up.

They swipe right too and match!

The next day you half reluctantly message them on Bumble with 4 hrs left keeping in the back of ur mind that they indeed did not bother to message you at all too so that's your first hint of suspicion.

You ignore the subtle red flag because why not give it a go!?

You answer her pre set opener asking

" what is one thing that I wouldn't know about you from your profile"

In a friendly, light, charismatic way with interesting details about yourself she can pull from...

You end your personal pitch by asking her

"what about you?"

And your fellow lesbian then responds with

" I drive a Tanker Truck".

.... that's it. With no questions 😆

I then respond ( because I'm nice and I don't want took like I'm ghosting her for her job lol)

By saying " oh cool, that's a good job. My dad is a trucker, He's looking into other trucking jobs like that one."

You decide to end it after that by not asking a question thinking their dull ass will unmatch but...

They ask you another question 🤣 🤣

So then you continue on asking questions to carry the convo because you think they are interested and were just being boring but they end up not asking any more questions further into the chat after several days of them keeping the convo light and about the weather but still somehow moving it along...wasting both of our times.

U end up wondering 🤔 if they weren't into me why did they even respond to begin with?

And what makes things worse is that you two are both the only lesbians within miles of rural land and you weren't even that attracted to her to begin with but because you don't have much lesbian or non poly queer girl options you decided to give her a chance.

Only to find out that just because you two are both normal, stem lesbians in the same area doesn't mean you can force chemistry or attraction.

Ten years of technology cannot erase 10,000 yrs of evolutionary biology!

But what really sucks is that as a fellow lesbian I know her single ass ain't matching with too many eligible Bachelorettes in the area. 😂 because I look similar to her and I'm not. Only a few a month.

So it makes you feel like shit because even when this lesbian is thirsty in the 🏜 desert she refuses the only bottle of water within 30 miles. All because you aren't more femme looking with baby girl energy. That's it. We need balance and the vibes need to be different, not same.

Kinda fucked up but that's the way it is.

To my fellow soft butch and masculine lesbros out there! I will probably swipe left but hopefully we can be pals down the line. We are lonely, tired, hated and need eachother's support. Just because we aren't attracted doesn't mean we can't love eachother as lesbian bros.

This was long winded sorry!

Yours truly,

The lesbo Carrie Bradshaw lol 😆 🏳️‍🌈

[gaaaaaaaayypr]

I read this in a southern twang.

The south is gone with the wind.

[iwadori]

Ladies and gentlemen… my tinder messages

[briellaarrington]

The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural.