#tinder i guess
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I think it's laughably sad that almost every dating app that I used just doesn't get any message backs. Like not even a lick or crumb. No matches whatsoever. Part of me wonders if it's just me but at the same time, I've built myself to be pretty confident in myself, that if someone doesn't like me back, they just can't handle me, I can understand that. But nobody even seems to dare step into the dragon's lair to find out...I'll blame the apps, every.single.one.of.them.
#dating app#totally because im a tumblr user#no messages back#eharmony#bumble#upward#plenty o fish#uh#hily#umm#boo#what was that other one called again?#tinder i guess#strange#facebook dating#and their predatory scheme#trying to get you to pay#i never bought into any#only used free trials and junk
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Besties give me a diplomatic phrasing to communicate "if I leave for the evening and tell you roughly when I'll be back and text 20 minutes before I'm home on your request, please be done having screaming sex by the time I'm home"
#this is the third time i've walked in and like#ok to be fair i said before they got married that i wouldn't be uncomfortable if they're not uncomfy with me hearing#but i feel like that's a fair boundary to change#esp given. the screaming#i just need the words to say that a) minimize awkwardness#b) avoid the implication that i'm trying to curtail their sex life#i'm happy for them to have sex! that isn't audible from the front porch!!!#i guess the other part that feels weird is the whole point of spending nights away is so they can be comfortable having sex#without me around#which is a huge drain on my energy and sleep and time management and heck even gas budget#but if they're totally fine having sex when i'm out of the house for an hour as on book club night?#and if they wait til i'm on my way home after being gone for 4 hours?#why am i doing that??#i'm SORRY i'm talking so much about my roommates having sex#it's very present in my life#just be glad you follow me now and not 6 years ago when i lived with julie and she picked up trevis on tinder#and had him over across the hall from poor little fresh out of evangelical college me#(yes trevis. pronounced like crevice. or trellis.)
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sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know
#alec hardy#broadchurch#because if i saw alec hardy wearing The Blue Jumper#with glasses on and reading a paper#and that photo was a side profile of that#i would have swiped right IMMEDIATELY#funny tho#because then afterwards ill google him up#and karen white's article about him will definitely come up#and turn all potential suitors away#also im having a writer's block#i AM STUCK TRYING TO FINISH WRITING CHAPTER 9 of this fic im writing urghhhhhhhhhhhh#david tennant#look#david tennant is a very good looking man#but if i saw Alec Hardy in real life in a universe where i dont know how DT looks like#i would look at him and scowl#“dafuq u mean he's in charge”#man cant even trim his beard or iron out his suit#also that princeloww post about the tinder convo led me up to these thoughts so thanks for that i guess#alec hardy is tumblrs resident grumpy wet cat#h: broadchurch
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Thinking about just making a significantly hornier dating profile on one of the apps and seeing what sort of hits I get and/or if there's any sort of uptick in potential dates. Like, using only photos taken for my OF- tamer ones that won't get my dating profile deleted, of course. And just writing something like "Long term connection would be great, but I'm also just tired of wasting my thirties not getting laid. If we click after a good date then I will definitely give you head."
#dating nonsense#dating app hell#i guess that would be a good reason to finally try tinder again#I've avoided that one for years because it always seemed very hookup-centric#but after coming up on nine years single it's sure starting to feel like I'm not really dateable#so it's just accept a hook up being my only option or let my pussy fill with cobwebs until i die#the problem as ever being that I don't like fucking people that I can't stand#and if i like you enough to want to sleep with you then chances are i want to spend more time with you#but then that defeats the purpose of not getting attached#it's a catch-22
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Harding Facebook picture just dropped
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update tinder guy superliked me, asked me on a date, spent the entire thing belittling and making fun of me and seeming vaguely angry at me. then asked me for a second date
#that was the worst weirdest date i have ever been on what the fuck#like. got weirdly angry at me for having a decent relationship with my immediate family#like 'oh well at least you have [blank] 🙄😒' so many times and would not stop reminding me how much harder his life supposedly is#literally asking me to say hardships in my life so he could 'one-up' them. ????????????#you would have literally thought i was a member of the royal family#like i had already said i was poor and was bullied in school and he was STILL kept insinuating-#-i had a family who gives me tons of money (lol) and was popular/well-liked in school. unlike him. of course#also making fun of my interests how i talk act write texts etc etc etc#you know who i bet would never do this. that's right. my crush who i can never have FUCK IT WE'RE BACK BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK MOVING ON#one of his ice breakers was 'what's your worst tinder experience' though. guess what buddy!!!!#next time i get asked that i'll have a funnier story thank you
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I cannot take Jaemin seriously when he's trying to explain himself to Nami in a Ted shirt. One minute I'm taken in by the emotions of the fight, and the next I see Ted chugging a beer, and it really takes me out of the scene because I want to start laughing.
Didn't Seungjin have any other sweatshirt?? What made him get up in the morning and think, "I'm going to work now to film an emotional scene with Hoolim today. Let me put on my Ted shirt." I get that he's wearing "house" clothes, but why not just wear the sweatshirts that he wore before? 😭🤣
#i feel like this had to be intentional#it's such a dude joke#i guess i should just be grateful the producer didn't pull out the tinder joke#blue boys the series#blue boys#kbl
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just got inspo to do a ‘what does jason todd’s tinder look like’
#guess from where#…hot guys on tinder…#heavy sigh#i also wanna do a roy one… maybe wally#xi talks#sent a guy w a build that is almost exactly like his to maya and tho it was whoreish it was so#clenching around nothing u get me
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is it weird to tell the guy you just started talking to last night that you dreamed about him............................................... asking for a friend
#actually it's so funny we've matched multiple times on tinder bc i keep deleting and remaking my account#and last night we finally just exchanged numbers and were flirting and talking about music and movies#and i think he's going to come see me for a date in a couple of weeks#even tho he lives like an hour and a half away#but he said he loves to drive so i guess i got lucky#i guess it's true that the right person will do anything to see you#idk i almost dont wanna talk abt it bc i dont want to jinx anything#but i feel like this was meant to be in some weird way#we always just ended up coming back to each other
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this might be the best thing I've ever posted on tumblr
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Bumble is the one that has a friend option right?
*switches to that option*
Hi I'm aro af but I'm bored who would be my queer platonic partner?
Uh idrc gender or anything lol, just go off of vibes
- @offical-firefox-nightly
He’s aroace and a really fun guy! Just don’t let him near your brain! He’s a gentleman and his hobbies include making fun of tv, having better relationships with other people’s daughters, and radio! He’s very polite and has a very nice friend! Hes also got two (2) really cool jobs! Radio™️ and leading the people!
#it starts with a swipe i guess#hazbin alastor#alastor#:)#the friend option is how bumble is better than tinder#aromantic
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Me in recent past, thinking that I'm finally emotionally, mentally, and at least mostly physically healthy enough to branch out.
*downloads Tinder
Me currernly, has a health crisis landing me in the hospital as well as being unable to be on my usual meds so my mental and emotional health gets into a crisis too.
*deletes Tinder.
#Tinder#asexual#im asexual but i want kids sooo#also I wanna know what its like#but also Im very ill in every way#hashtag die a virgin i guess#how much do i have to suffer to become a saint cause if god is real i better be getting my nomination#mental health
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what the hell i truly dont remember feeling this upbeat about everything in a long time. like sure im stressed as shit and dont allow myself to feel anything ever but every morning i wake up smiling and i put in conscious effort to eat well and i wanna talk to people and i want to go on walks and explore and i wanna read and everything. community will save us all
#🗞️#i cant believe its not even been 2 whole weeks (tomorrow is our 2 week anniversary❤️) and my life feels so much better#and i dont even remember how my life looked like without him in it. where like. its been only 2 weeks.#sometimes you truly do meet your soulmates on tinder i guess............................#also the fact that i have a crush on him definitely adds to the whole experience. but im just glad i have a friend again :)
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#on ig and I accidentally clicked the reels button and guess what pops up. the tinder ad that miles fencer did#I’m watching it and cracking up bc the first reason he says he’s a good match is that he’s a good driver#bc his best friend is a race car driver. ok 🤣#not sure what it says about his own driving if he relies on his boyfriend sorry I mean best friend to drive him around#although I wouldn’t complain if I got a ride from his bestie 🤭 anyways the rest of the ad also cracks me up bc he’s so corny and cringe#in a similar way if not the same way that lewis is lol
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Coincidences
In catching up on some horror movies I've been meaning to see lately, I somehow managed to see two movies featuring David Dastmalachian in a supporting role twice in a row. Don't know about the odds of it all, but it is nice to see the boy get some work.
#I find the shape of his face pleasant in its slight deviations and he does some good face acting at times#The movies were Boogeyman and Last Voyage of The Demeter#Boogeyman was like a Taster's Choice Babadook and all-around sloppy even though the main monster was kinda cool-looking#Last Voyage of the Demeter was fun albeit a bit reliant on some extracanonical characters to steer the proceedings#and they did that “vampires burn like tinder in sunlight” thing that I'm frequently all too annoying about not being canon to the original#but considering the trope was introduced in Nosferatu and this drac looks pretty nosferatu-grody I'm not going to complain about that#Actually I'll probably write a full review on Demeter now that I think about it#stay tuned for that I guess
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