#tinder i guess

[bearpillowmonster]

I think it's laughably sad that almost every dating app that I used just doesn't get any message backs. Like not even a lick or crumb. No matches whatsoever. Part of me wonders if it's just me but at the same time, I've built myself to be pretty confident in myself, that if someone doesn't like me back, they just can't handle me, I can understand that. But nobody even seems to dare step into the dragon's lair to find out...I'll blame the apps, every.single.one.of.them.

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Besties give me a diplomatic phrasing to communicate "if I leave for the evening and tell you roughly when I'll be back and text 20 minutes before I'm home on your request, please be done having screaming sex by the time I'm home"

[heartofalifer]

sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Thinking about just making a significantly hornier dating profile on one of the apps and seeing what sort of hits I get and/or if there's any sort of uptick in potential dates. Like, using only photos taken for my OF- tamer ones that won't get my dating profile deleted, of course. And just writing something like "Long term connection would be great, but I'm also just tired of wasting my thirties not getting laid. If we click after a good date then I will definitely give you head."

[mellowtrait]

Drea Aquino (she/they) for @retrotrait's "Looking for love challenge" Simlish ver. under the cut.

[tricoufamily]

update tinder guy superliked me, asked me on a date, spent the entire thing belittling and making fun of me and seeming vaguely angry at me. then asked me for a second date

[ellsieee]

I cannot take Jaemin seriously when he's trying to explain himself to Nami in a Ted shirt. One minute I'm taken in by the emotions of the fight, and the next I see Ted chugging a beer, and it really takes me out of the scene because I want to start laughing.

Didn't Seungjin have any other sweatshirt?? What made him get up in the morning and think, "I'm going to work now to film an emotional scene with Hoolim today. Let me put on my Ted shirt." I get that he's wearing "house" clothes, but why not just wear the sweatshirts that he wore before? 😭🤣

[alexalblondo]

no comment ...

[uc1wa]

just got inspo to do a ‘what does jason todd’s tinder look like’

[hauntedwoman]

is it weird to tell the guy you just started talking to last night that you dreamed about him............................................... asking for a friend

[weavingthunderstorms]

this might be the best thing I've ever posted on tumblr

[basically-bumble]

Bumble is the one that has a friend option right?

*switches to that option*

Hi I'm aro af but I'm bored who would be my queer platonic partner?

Uh idrc gender or anything lol, just go off of vibes

- @offical-firefox-nightly

He’s aroace and a really fun guy! Just don’t let him near your brain! He’s a gentleman and his hobbies include making fun of tv, having better relationships with other people’s daughters, and radio! He’s very polite and has a very nice friend! Hes also got two (2) really cool jobs! Radio™️ and leading the people!

[italofobia]

i think my father is having a (physical) affair

[roscoehamiltons]

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[suncaptor]

makes me feel a bit insane that Britta is seen as being insane and selfish for being upset her parents who she's spent her life trying to get away from are using her friends to stalk her just because she's suffering financially and needs help.

[pb-dot]

Coincidences

In catching up on some horror movies I've been meaning to see lately, I somehow managed to see two movies featuring David Dastmalachian in a supporting role twice in a row. Don't know about the odds of it all, but it is nice to see the boy get some work.