#timed thief

[government51]

do you guys like cats? If you do, what kind of cats?

Meow:3

THE PUSSY. HAHAHAHAHA

sphynx

I really like ragdolls! Oh! Or the, um, shorthair ones, and also bengals! And—

whatever Doesn't bite me or make me sneeze I'm fine

[businesstiramisu]

A man who goes by his first name

A man who goes by his last name

A woman who goes by just one name

A woman who goes by many names

...and Nathan Ford sorry I can't think of a nice way to end this. Really bringing down the team aesthetic here Nate

[mydairpercabeth]

TEASING SEASON 2 WITH THE CHARIOT RACE?? SEASON 2 YOU ARE ALREADY THE MOST PERCABETH SEASON TO EVER HAPPEN

ps: the budget increase is so clear to me. oh they are inVESTED

[fiasco95]

James: Ooh here’s a story I like to tell people before we started dating. Even Regulus doesn’t know it—

Regulus: I know it.

James: Wait what-

Regulus: Yeah, the time you stole my zippo and didn’t give it back until we officially started dating?

James, appalled:

Regulus: James. Did you really think I wouldn’t have noticed? I smoked a lot. It was a personalised zippo as well.

James: What, so you just let me have it?

Regulus: Yes, my love. I knew you’d give it back eventually.

James, muttering under his breath but holds Regulus’ hand tighter:

[sharkylad]

Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.

Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?

Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.

The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.

Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.

It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.

I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.

He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.

[seasaltandcopper]

today I discovered that in bg3 not only can your mage hand get caught doing crimes and be given the chance to talk its way out of it, but if you fail (that -5 penalty to charisma sdfsdf) the guards will take it to a jail cell

I can only imagine what kind of slapstick shenanigans happened trying to wrangle that thing along the way

[sorinethemastermind]

But after all, wasn't the sun the first to betray the stars?

This takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING now. Like, yes, the stars disappear when the sun rises.

BUT ALSO it was Sol Regem, Anak Arao, the Archdragon of Sun who betrayed Aaravos and Leola.

[stupidphototricks]

The Way of Mrs. Cosmopilite, as recorded in Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett.

"Is it not written in the sacred text, 'There's a lot goes on that we don't know about, in my opinion'?" said Lu-Tze.

"For it is written: 'I can't be having with that kind of a thing.'"

"For is it not written, 'It does you good to get out in the fresh air'?"

"For it is written, 'There is no time like the present,' which is Mrs. Cosmopilite's most profound understanding."

"For it is written, 'You can't tell a book by its cover.'"

"It is written, 'You've got to learn to walk before you can run,'" said Lu-Tze, putting his broom over his shoulder.

"It is written, 'Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!'" he said.

"Truly it is written, 'You could knock me down with a feather,'" he muttered, as they headed up the sloping passage.

"It is written, 'I've got a feeling in my water,'" said Lu-Tze.

"Hah! It is written, 'I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking'!" snapped Lu-Tze.

"For it is written, 'Wrap up warm or you'll catch your death.'"

"Is it not written, 'Every second counts'?"

"Oh, well, in that case," said Lu-Tze, "is it not written, 'If you want a thing done properly you've got to do it yourself'?"

"However, is it not written, 'When you have got to go, you have got to go'?" said Lu-Tze.

"And also that 'You should always wear clean underwear because you never know if you will be knocked down by a cart'?"

"But is it not written, 'If you have another one, you won't have an appetite for dinner'?"

"For is it not written, 'You never know what's going to turn up'?"

[government51]

Favorite drinks and other food types?!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING. WEED.

That's not food and you shouldn't even have that. WHERE did you get that

IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS DAD

YES IT IS I'M YOUR FATHER AND APART OF THE GOVERNMENT OF WHICH YOU'RE ALSO WORKING FOR??

I'M PART TIME.

i like cooking so i make some of the meals and i wanna say a good steak with some cola is good

I like chips :D ! And a good hydration of water is enough!

[pratchettquotes]

Susan was sensible. It was, she knew, a major character flaw. It did not make you popular, or cheerful, and--this seemed to her to be the most unfair bit--it didn't even make you right.

Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

[mydairpercabeth]

[lowpolybread]

“He's going to go to school. And he's gonna learn things that you can't teach him there. And it's gonna be hard for the both of you. It's gonna be torture for the both of you. But he will be stronger for it on the other side.”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x02, 1x07

[mo-mode]

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[mxrtified777]

broo haha you dont need to exaggerate our height difference when youre already nearly half a foot taller than me. im serious dude knock it offfff

[mistakes-have-been-made]

I love it when even Greek mythology also affects my music taste because what is this-

I- look man it's just good idk what to say

If you happen to know any other Greek mythology musicals please let me know I would love to add more to the collection :3

[sorinethemastermind]

Just reading this scene and wondering if that night was the first time Soren had to take a life.

I mean, when else would that scenario have presented itself? It was a time of (sorta) peace before.