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river--ghost · 1 month ago

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work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

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daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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kensatou · 3 months ago

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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to #anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note #this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out #by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life #also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace #i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE #the boys #kimiko miyashiro #karen fukuhara #theboysedit #tvedit

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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year ago

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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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tsum events really are just the best, huh

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent #i-it still counts right #poor malleus tsum is having such a time #first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death #the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days #i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances #(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens #i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever #and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster #twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks #i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum #he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it

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meat-fr · 1 month ago

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"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

#flight rising #frfanart #fr everlux #my art #quick doodles #literally the closest dragons you can get to a biblically accurate angel #this was mostly just for some practice #(...and take a break from the monster of a piece i've been working on for like 2 weeks now :') )#but this was also drawn with just the slightest bit of spite >:t #and i know they already explained Light being more about scholarship and knowledge #but even so i think the funny little worms fit perfectly fine into the 'angelic' category #like look at some of the new genes they released with!!#and freaking cherub!?!?!??! HELLO!?!?!??? AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!??!?!?!?!??!?#*banging my pots and pans* WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!#anyways the new Light gecko-bugs are good 👍#and some people are cowards #(and if i see any nasty behavior in the notes. i WILL block on sight -.-)#hey look i even got it done in time for a fat dragon friday!

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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I know those eyes.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen qing #wen ning #Sibling similarity but you only see it when you realize they have the same soggy eyes.#These two always struck me as a bit of a play on Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli for 'siblings who contrast each other.#But after spending a lot more time marinating on Wen Ning I actually think they are way more similar that is initially apparent.#Sure their surface level personality traits are pretty contrastive. But they both are so willing to risk their lives for what's right #Who raised them? In a story so full of examples of how parents shape their children - why are these two lacking in parents?#I imagine that Wen Qing is the older sibling and so her morals of 'help those who need it no matter who they are' got passed a long.#But how did *she* arrive there? Was that instilled within her or was it a reaction against bearing witness to callousness and cruelty?#We'll never know..the only thing I can say for certain is Wen Qing is *so* soggy in the audio drama.#She's like the ant with the bindle. It's a hell of a way to bring a previously sharp tongued character back into the narritive.#Side note: Thank you all for being so patient and kind while I took my break!#It's been a very chaotic few weeks and I didn't realize how bad my burnout was getting. I'm back and ready to keep drawing again!

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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heartorbit · 5 months ago

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find another role, carry on the show

#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change #i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny #take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles #i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute #Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation #tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #sasasap #sasasa:p #WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt #and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター #Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well #all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning #Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god #EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION

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shesnake · 1 year ago

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24 hour time loops: not long enough to create or undo anything permanent, crazy-making but often still funny

365 day time loops: the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine

#the lazarus project #every time I go to rewatch tlp I get stuck on ep 3 because. yeah. but I am pushing through!!!!#much like Janet did one could say (sorry)#disabling reblog because you guys are just independently arriving at ideas for messed up pregnancy scenarios #which is is what this post was originally about - because this post was about the lazarus project and this very thing just not as outright #and it's great to see people get so creative coming up with this stuff independently but also it's just unoriginal and therefore annoying #to me as the person whose notes are being flooded. love and light ❤️

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moonlightflower-queen · 4 months ago

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The rulers of the underworld have an important message about mental health

#hades game #hades 2 #artofmoonlightflowerqueen #melinoe hades #zagreus hades #hades supergiant #persephone hades #Idk why i drew this #A sudden rush of inspiration took over me #Because i'm an artist i just can't edit things and call it a meme i HAVE TO draw it #This is so dumb #But like all the dumb things i make it made me giggle so i'm sharing it #Zagreus looks very different every time i draw him and that makes me giggle too #I can't draw spiky anime hair... I just can't... I'm sorry Zagreus babygirl...#Hades is so fun to draw because i get to see what he looks like without his facial hair and it's cursed af every time #Edit: I was told sex sells but my Aphrodote drawing is at 20 notes and this is like at 400 #The internet yearns for memes

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aroaceleovaldez · 4 months ago

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the dynamic of demigods thinking which other demigod is the most powerful is always amusing to me because. like, we know the big 3 kids are all the most powerful. That's just a fact of their universe. And then we know nearly every character views Percy as the strongest demigod, and most people are very rightfully intimidated by him.

and you look at the powers of the Big 3 kids and there's Percy, but then you realize Nico is just kind of objectively more powerful than him but simply chooses to hang out in Percy's shadow like he's Percy's scary dog privileges. Like, the two of them are pretty equally capable of causing multiple different apocalypses. Nico just also has like four different instakill powers and it's not like he doesn't use them. He very much uses them! Not infrequently, even! And they don't seem to take a significant amount of energy from him! And other demigods are pretty intimidated by both of them! But Nico makes a conscious point to keep his cards close to his chest and not let on exactly how dangerous and scary he can be if he wants to. People are already scared enough of him without knowing anything about him and he doesn't like that. Percy doesn't think about that nearly as much, and so usually just goes in guns blazing and that's part of why he's considered a wildcard. And then Nico himself puts Percy on a pedestal, so those who do know more about Nico's abilities then presume Nico knows something they don't about Percy that implies Percy is even stronger than him.

And even on a meta level Nico's narrative role requires him to be functionally more powerful than Percy, because he very often serves the purpose of getting Percy out of situations he can't handle on his own. That's just part of his function as a character! But also narratively he can't overshadow Percy so he just takes a backseat of his own accord and that's very amusing to me.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #nico di angelo #i will also note it is implied though we never see that Hazel has the exact same powers as Nico #and Hazel has trained with her powers way longer than Nico has plus is older so theoretically is more powerful already #she killed a giant all by herself. sank a small island. and successfully subdued Gaea for like another 60 years #so given that + her also having Nico's powers then *Hazel* is theoretically the strongest demigod no contest #Jason and Thalia end up kind of nerfed by the plot in that neither is allowed to overshadow Percy either #but they dont play the same roles that characters like Nico do - Nico keeps getting stupid abilities just for convenience factor #and Bianca never got the opportunity to use many powers besides astral projection/dream manipulation and similarly hades kid illusion stuff #and general ghost stuff. and she does all that as a ghost really. her killing the skeleton wasnt even her powers that was just a normal sta #and it was just by virtue of her being a hades kid and fulfilling the ''can kill these skeletons'' requirement that it blew up #technically she also showcases underworld immunity with the lethe stuff wearing off but that's very subtle #Hazel also doesnt play the same role as Nico and so doesnt get to showcase all that #plus is similarly nerfed with the ''cant be cooler than Percy'' constraint and so never gets to really do anything #even though logistically she is the most powerful and should showcase the full extent of her abilities to the same degree as Percy and Nico #Jason at least gets a little bit more wiggle room than Thalia being a main protagonist #Nico just gets the most wiggle room out of both not being a protagonist and being functionally a dues ex machina most of the time #versus Thalia or Bianca who are only ever secondary or supporting characters

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goosesartblog · 6 months ago

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this guy i guess

#my art #hollow knight #lurien the watcher #hk lurien #i am. surprisingly getting into the flow of posting og content regularly. i suppose this is because school’s out?#either way i’ve been having a great time drawing more often #i love the lurien butterfly interpretation i really do. but to me? he’s a water strider. very important to me #also noting this is a casual outfit that he probably wears around his spire. anything fancy that one would usually see him in will probabl-#-be designed later because i have MANY ideas. i love him

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corviiids · 3 months ago

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i think L should've tried harder to piss light off. provoking light into slipping up would not only be hilarious i also think it would be extremely easy and effective. not saying you could get light to actually confess this way, but he would definitely make more dumb mistakes if, for example, L kept interrupting their homoerotic brain chess matches to insist that kira is actually matsuda because the butts match

#death note #rookposting #more ideas:#light tweets his detailed and reasoned thoughts on politics and law on his 122 follower twitter account #L uses his 1.4M follower acc to quote tweet him constantly with the word 'wrong' in all lowercase #L makes light watch detective pikachu and keeps going 'you should take notes light-kun i think you could learn a lot from that hamster'#(this one's anachronistic but it works on two levels because light is also irate that L is calling pikachu a hamster)#L keeps 'forgetting' light's name #L listens to light making an argument and stares at him for 0.4 seconds and then turns around like he never spoke #the taskforce gets a dog and L names the dog light. light (person) is now light 2 #L keeps countering light's arguments with blatantly nonsensical rebuttals but interrupts him every time light tries to argue back #see L wouldn't do any of this because L is more concerned with playing their gayass game than he is with winning #but if for example L wanted to win instead of lose he should listen to my ideas about offering everyone a cup of coffee except light #because light should really take it easy on the caffeine it's starting to affect his complexion

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voidshrub · 4 months ago

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"Follow me!"

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witchofthemidlands · 5 months ago

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daemon's tripping balls & rhaenyra's kissing women in his absence. absolutely unhinged behaviour. 10/10 episode. one simply does not care about the plot. rhaenyra's a confirmed girl kisser, that's all that matters here.

#a look into a normal heterosexual incestual marriage in the dragon show folks #somewhere in the other castle alicent is getting wind of rhaenyra being a girl kisser and probs wants to walk into the ocean #could have been doing rhaenyra this entire time instead of partaking in her spawns shenanigans couldnt you ali #putting this in the notes because idk how many doctor who fans actually watch hotd:#this feels like something that would happen to 11 and clara if they got separated on adventure #viserys can eat dragons toenails but PADDYYYYYY lovely to see you back king #rhaenyra targaryen #mysaria #also wasnt mysaria also with daemon at one point #she saw his wife and thought she had more rizz for real #daemon targaryen #wlw #team black #house of the dragon #hotd spoilers #a song of ice and fire

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