#ticklish!alphonse

[flames-tstuff]

goddammit, Al... I already loved you an unbelievable amount. you didn't have to do this to me 🙃🙃🙃

#canon lee!Alphonse supremacy ✊️

[helleboretks]

HERE’S MY GIRL IN ACTION-hot damn, why she so pretty-

I decided to make her a very famous pianist, because whilst I was drawing this I thought ‘huh, she’s got pianist fingers’ and then it went downhill from there XD

She has such an elegant way of speech as well, with a low teasing tone it’s fuckin’ terrifying, Jesum-

ANYWAYS!! Her name is still pending cause my ideas are dead qwq-BUT I’LL FIND ONE EVENTUALLY

[kanene-yaaay]

🌈 - Bestie you KNOW I'm always on the lookout for any scrap of FMAB tk content 👀 (I'm not sure exactly what you're working on, but best of luck to you!)

Flames!!! Hiii and thank youuuu <3 so sorry for taking so long to answer but I wanted your ask to be my final reward and!!! The project is finished!!!! Time to celebrate and pass out on the bed!!!

I'm going to be honest kiugtfdfghyujik I haven't watched FMAB in 8 years but it's still a beloved anime of mine <3 pls forgive me for any out of character scnearios!

[~*~]

🌈- I can't help myself, everytime I think about Alphonse I NEED to have that boy giggling and smiling and laughing and feeling all the joy in the world that is there to be felt.

🌈- Thinking about Al sometimes just forgetting about not being a giant empty armor anymore and just keep getting cats and shoving on his shirt, which is all fun and games until the kittens realize that there is warm soft and safe and deciding that hey, it's real free state. Therefore Al can no longer just have a nap anywhere in the house without a ball of fur just jump and shove themself under his shirt and wake him up with the soft feeling of fur and whiskers brushing on his torso kjhgfdfghjk

🌈- Also, Ed definietly finally used all that free time they had to regain old sibling rights of Being A Menance and they would get into all the kind of silliness and trouble, finally having time to enjoy the simple joys and be a kid so, picture with me. Al reading pacifically on the couch, almost sleeping, a cat taking a nap on his lap and Ed just passes and freezes, taken over by the Time to Destroy That Peace spirit that takes over every sibling seeing the other just doing nothing at all and decides to start tickling lightly his feet and that horrible spot he has under his knee. Of course, there is a CAT sleeping on him so Al can't move or do any loud sound at out so he has no option but stay there, muffling his snickers and shaking his head and trying to frown and send his older brother away but falling into even stronger giggles everytime he look up and just sees the giant smirk on Edwards face

🌈- Now, when he gets revenge you better freaking RUN for your life! I can't see him being like, very rough in his tickles but I can feel his teases would be absolutely killing!! He has no shame! He will bring games and teases and praises and has a giant curiosity that can only be satied when he discovers all of your tickle spots. Idk why but I feel like surprise tickle attacks delight him so his friend/ed can just be chilling around and them ZING two hands dig on their sides and start tasering and then ZING he disappeared and they're now cofused and giggling and dying on the floor. rip <3

🌈- I can see him using a dirty trick or two because Ed WOULD use them against him and he had to learn how to survive under such diring condictions (/j)

🌈- He loves being physically afffectioned so receiving and giving tickles are no different to him! They are actually a little bit more special because he can use them to see his brother finally loosing up and Winry to take a break (her revenge will be unmerciful though rip) and anyone else to just see more smiles and bring more fun into life!! He also just loves letting go and laugh and feel again so <3 <3 yeah it's a rather giggling life they have from now on.

🌈- He wouldn't have it any other way

[monowritestoomuch]

My Notes While Listening to Chapter 1 of Lost & Found

So I only found Charlie from BitterSweet so far and that's what I've been using to write Charlie's character. but in light of the newst hype with him and Auron, now I'm listening to the audios. This is all of chapter 1's notes that I wrote. Read along as I lose my shit.

NOT THE SLOGANS BRO--

HE'S A CUTIE OML

I see he had to sign un NDA, hmmmmm, and so did we, hmmmmmm--AURON YOU MOTHERF--

OH MY GOD HE'S SUCH A WET CAT

WE PUT A LOVE NOTE IN THE CD?! OH MY GOD THE FUCKING HEARTBREAK BRO

MOMMY AND DADDY ISSUES BRO BUT MAKE THEM SADBOI ANGST

HE WANTS US TO RUN OUR HANDS THRU HIS HAIR BRO DUDE THAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD

HE DEALT DRUGS?!

BRO WAS THE DRUG DEALER HOLY FUCK HE IS WALTER WHITE

it can't get worse, can it?

Oh no he, he was hopeless to life, oh. . .he didn't care about death. . .oh

He almost did. . .oh. Someone saved him. At least he made friends?

Dude omg

He got out and he's free? Dude has the mental health of a fricking side character in the mf mcu

guilt and shame and fear, dude im gonna cry,

He's not okay guys.

"I just have to keep going," what if I cried?

"And then you showed up," WHAT IF I CRY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Bro said that it wasn't a good story. Bro. Bro. You're traumatized honey. You need therapy honey.

HE'S A TRAUMATIZED CUTIE

PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY

DUDE WE DID SLIP YOU A LOVE NOTE AND I'D DO IT AGAIN--

PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY WJKFNFRSUKDNJCFUD

I'D TELL YOU BY KISSING YOU BRO, NOT HARD

PLEASE KISS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HOLY SHIT UHHHHHHH WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH US AND HIM BRO WHAT

"I dare you to, show me how you feel. . ." WHAT IF I FUCKING SCREAMED

THE KISS HAPPENED YALL.

(he's a fucking bottom omg)

damn bros speechless

MORE KISSES?! YUURI MY GOOD SIR YOU'RE FEEDING US TONIGHT--

WE ASKED IF HE WAS OKAY. WE STAN PPL WHO CHECK IN ON THEIR PARTNERS.

HE'S TOUCH STARVED OH HONEY--

MORE KISSES

"just a natural reaction" and I oop--

more kisses

"excited around you--" I CHOKED--

NO DON'T GO TO BED--NOT WITHOUT HIM

HELL YEAH HE'S GONNA CUDDLE

yes honey, you're nervous. it's okay

COMMUNICATION IS THE FUCKING KEY

Side note: I had to pause this absolute masterpiece because I actually had to screech.

Oh he's self deprecating, oh no baby. . .

"Maybe I'll figure it out if you kiss me again," WHAT IF I ENDED UP ON A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR--

He called us hot, guys. Why can't real men be like this?

more smooches. okay. okay.

HE MISSED US. MY FUCKING HEART <3

WHY CAN'T REAL MEN BE LIKE THIS?!

Ticklish you say. . .

mono.exe has stopped computing

sir.

"None of it has changed. You still make my heart race." Can a man say this to me?

"Restless sleeper." Restless sleeper you say?

His parents totally shipped us.

"Gas station rhino pills." PFT--HDJFEWHJDSFKJESDJFJWE

YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH NO MORE SELF DEPRECTATION

YOU ARE NOT DAMAGED GOODS

EXPECATATIONS MY ASS. YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DISSAPOINT ME. YOU'RE A FICTIONAL MAN. Honestly you can't do that, it's impossible.

HE IS A FUCKING BOTTOM I WAS RIGHT LMAO

I would kiss you a million times my boy

mono.exe has stopped computing x2

THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT YOU BRO. HAVE YOU MET THE WET CAT LOVERS?????

"How do I say this without sounding like a thot?" my friend, you are one

mono.exe has stopped computing x3

IM SO RED IN THE FACE RN ACTUALLY IM A FUCKING TOMATO

I WOULD KICK HIS ASS IN A FIGHT THAT SCRAWNY MF NEVER STOOD NO CHANCE

WDYM UR NOT SMOOTH BRO

HE'S THE SILLIEST LITTLE GUY ISTG

HE SMOKES??????

HIS BOSS HAS A FUCKING WEED GARDEN I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE

little mister rat boy

he's so cute and for what.

BROS SO FUCKING HIGH RN

mono.exe had stopped computing x4

GUY YOU KNEW????? OMG IT'S FRICKING ALPHONSE ISN'T IT. AND SETH.

MORE KISSES

my fbi agent is going to be so concerned when i looked up "how to safely bleach one's ears?"

End Notes: I'm going to listen to chapter 2. Holy fuck. Please expect some Charlie content in January and February. Now I'm going to go bake. See you on the 25th for a special surprise!

[strangerwithtea]

Here is my submission for the @fmasecretsanta2023 !!! @infestedguest I hope you like it! (Sorry it's late 😖)

Al took a deep breath and opened the door. He was still getting used to moving around on his own, but he was getting stronger every day. Besides, he thought, the occasion demanded he at least try to walk into town. It was the annual Sheep Festival, after all! He had thought of this day for years now, what the Sheep Festival would be like when he finally had his body back. He had a few hazy memories of the treats and attractions from his childhood, but it had been so long since he could actually feel or taste that the sensations were lost to time. It was finally time to actually feel a celebration, and he couldn’t be more excited!

The air was crisp with the last grasp of winter’s cold hand as he walked down the narrow path to the train station. He took his time, not wanting to over-exert himself, and noticed the small signs of spring cropping up along the countryside. Berry bushes bearing fruit, trees with small buds forming on their limbs, the sheep out to pasture a little less huddled than they had been lately. He paused there by the small herd of sheep, and held out his hand to them. A couple of the more curious sort trotted up to the fence and nuzzled his hand through the slats. He was amazed at the sensation, wondering at how soft their muzzles felt. And how ticklish he had become! He chuckled happily with the sheep before slowly moving on. The two he had pet followed for a short while, most likely hoping for a handout, but when they realized he carried no food they wandered back to the herd.

Al had felt that way plenty over the last few years, wandering this way or that to find a way to return to his body. He could still hardly believe Ed had given up alchemy altogether for him. He couldn’t fathom how he could ever repay his brother, but he knew he’d find a way someday. As Al’s thoughts turned inward, his outward perception suffered. So much so that he ran straight into what felt like a remarkably soft wall headfirst.

“Easy there, Alphonse Elric! It will be some time before you are strong enough to move this mountain!” the booming voice of Lieutenant Colonel Alex Louis Armstrong playfully admonished.

“Maj- er, Colonel!” Al quickly corrected, “What are you doing here? How have you been?”

“Why, I’m here for the Resembool Sheep Festival, of course! I was told of this quaint little soiree a while ago by your brother, and I promised that I’d come see it for myself one day. As for my well-being, you can see I’m as strong as ever!” Alex could not resist flexing a bit as he said this, leading Al to realize this was one of the few times he had seen Alex out of uniform, and in a Sheep themed sweater of all things!

“Well I’m glad to hear that, was the train ride long?” Al asked, laughing.

The Lieutenant Colonel’s response was cut short, however, by none other than Winry Rockbell.

“Al! Armstrong?” Winry seemed confused for a moment, but beckoned them both regardless. “Come on in, we’re just about to leave for the festival.”

In his musings, Al had in fact wandered all the way to Winry’s, and of course Alex had stopped here to say hello. Exchanging a look, they both made their way up the steps and into the Rockbell’s shop. The little house was decorated for the occasion, with small strings of sheep cut out from paper strung along the walls and twinkling lights hung around doorways. Winry told them both to sit and brought them steaming mugs of hot chocolate.

“So,” she asked, “I know why Al’s here, but what brings you all the way to Resembool, Colonel?”

“I am here to delight in the famed Sheep Festival!” Alex said with much enthusiasm, quickly burning his tongue on the hot beverage but remaining very stoic about it. Al and Winry chuckled at this, and the old friends caught up a while before Pinako emerged from the back room ready to depart.

After the obligatory pleasantries and explanations, the group made their way (slowly, for Al’s benefit) into town for the festival. And what a festival it was! One of the large pastures near the train station had been decorated wall-to-wall with strings of lights, sheep themed decorations, and market stalls. Vendors sold candies, trinkets, and delicacies from all over Amestris, and of course there were plenty of locals selling various delights from right here in Resembool.

The smells made Al’s eyes water with euphoria, as he was transported back to his childhood in the best way. He was here! He could finally smell, feel, taste his way through his hometown celebration. Soon after the group arrived, Edward found them and joined in the revelry. This was truly a day to remember.

As the night wore on, people began filtering out of the festival grounds. The last train out of Resembool would soon be leaving, and this usually marked the end of the occasion. Alphonse was exhausted, the most exhausted he’d been in a long time, but he was happy. Alex offered to carry him home on his back, and Al was simply too tired to refuse. They made their way slowly up the lane toward home, bidding Winry and Pinako farewell as they passed their house. After arriving home and getting Alex set up on the couch, Alphonse and Edward sat on the roof like they did when they were kids.

“Look at it, Al. It’s still here. No matter what’s happened to us, Resembool is the same as ever. Kind of insulting, isn’t it? How everyone can just… go on after all of that.” Ed mused, staring at the faint lights still twinkling in the distance.

“I don’t know, brother,” Al said, turning to look at him. “ I think this is exactly how it was supposed to be. I like that people can go on like nothing happened, it makes me feel like I have a chance to be normal too. And thanks to you,” he held his hand up before his face, examining the skin and bone he found there, “I can really be a part of it again.”

Al smiled that familiar smile that Ed had missed for years, and both brothers felt their hearts healing at long last.

Merry Sheep!

[archersmight]

“Gotta give it to the newcomers, taking all this in with ease. My brain hurts just thinkin’ about there being other worlds. I couldn’t ever go to one.”

[yuurivoiceincorporated]

Okay, but I have two different ideas, you can choose

Listener making Halloween costumes for the three of them (Alphonse, Seth, and themselves) and the boys going along with it and maybe even make up for each other

Or

Have Alphonse/Seth and the listener's favorite ways to cuddle each other and how they react when the listener is trying to leave but they don't want them too

Sorry if it's a mess, I can't find my glasses and I just woke up from a nap

Come Back To Bed, For Goodness Sake!

-Alphonse/ Seth cuddling the listener

-Gender neutral reader

-reader has their own baking business

-I TOOK SOME CREATIVE LIBERTIES WITH THIS ONE, SORRY

-fluff

*not proofread*

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Alphonse and Seth’s favorite way to cuddle you is called, per Alphonse’s words, “A Boo Sandwich”.

You’re in between both Alphonse and Seth. So If you want to get out, it can be very difficult to do.

You have your own baking business and sometimes you get these “emergency orders” where you need to make them as soon as possible. This makes you wake up at the absolute crack of dawn.

But the thing is, you’re in the sandwich. Both boys are clinging onto you like their life depended on it. And if we’re being honest, they probably did.

First, you try to shimmy out of the sandwich but they only hold onto you tighter and groan out of frustration.

Then you tried to pry their arms off of you. That made everything even worse. You woke both of them up.

“Boooooo….! What’re you doin’? It’s sleepin’ time….”

“Yeah, Sugar, come back to bed…”

Despite their protests, you were very persistent in fulfilling your orders. You were a very hardworking person, which was something both Alphonse and Seth knew very well. Still, it seems like they want to cuddle you for a little longer.

You scoffed. “I can’t! I have some important orders I need to fulfill. I’ll come back to bed when I’m done, okay?”

Alphonse groaned in protest. “But, like, that’s gonna take foreeeveeeerrr… I’m gonna be eighty years old by the time you come back…”

“That’s a complete exaggeration.” You huffed.

But both of them were distracted, so you used the opportunity to swiftly squeeze yourself out. You escaped, but at what cost?

Now both boys were very upset. After all, cuddles with their baking partner is an absolute necessity. You frowned at the sight, but went to the kitchen anyway.

The first order was a box of vanilla cupcakes with white frosting and sprinkles. It seemed simple enough.

Everything was going fine, you just finished the batter and put it into the oven. Now, you were making the frosting.

Suddenly, you felt a large amount of weight on your back and shoulder.

You looked to your left, nothing.

You looked to your right, and there was Seth leaning onto you sleepily.

“Sugar, stop making sugar and come back to bed… we’re all tired. When are you gonna be done with these orders.”

Then Alphonse appeared behind you.

“Yeah, boo, it’s us or the bakin’.”

“Don’t pull that card. I love you both equally.”

“Sureeeee….”

“Whatever.” You scoffed. “I’m almost done with this order, okay? I’ll come back to bed once it’s done.”

Seth chimed in. “And when will that be, Sugar?”

“Maybe an hour and a half-?”

“An hour and a HALF?!” Both of them cried.

“Nope,” Alphonse grabbed your hand. “We’re goin’ back. Now.”

Seth joined in, too. And now you were wrestling both of them. It was very fun.

All three of you were laughing and giggling while the boys were trying to drag you back to bed. You even resorted to tickling them.

You learned that Alphonse was not very ticklish but Seth was. You now had a weapon.

“Suga-nohohohono-stop! Hahahaaha! You’re tickling me like crazy!”

“Beg for mercy! Hahaha!”

After a while, the cupcakes were done baking in the oven so you took them out so they could cool. The boys finally let you get to work.

“Fine, we’ll let you finish your job or whatever. But only because you tired us out with that trick you pulled. Poor Seth’s hanging on by a thread.”

You smiled. “Good night you two, I’ll come back in a bit.”

Both went to bed promptly.

After finishing the cupcakes, you went back to bed with them. Both eagerly let you slip in between them, showering you with kisses and affirmations.

It was a lovely night.

Sorry this was kinda bad. I wrote it I like twelve minutes and I haven’t proofread.

[tklpilled]

edward elric is incredibly ticklish and alphonse’s hands tend to always be cold since he’s metal… just a thought…

(this is just a short thing because first fic for the fandom yknow how it is but i hope u enjoy it anyway!)

When they were younger, Al was always rather physical in how he expressed his affection. He was a big fan of hugs and would cling onto Ed a lot of the time, and when Ed wasn’t around, it was Mom or Winry. While Ed was never the most touchy person, he never complained about it. In fact, in the years since Al lost his body, he’s noticed that Ed seems to lean into any form of touch, even if it’s just Mustang’s hand on his shoulder or one of the other men on the team ruffling his hair (though he always complains about them ruining his braid). Being a suit of armour, it’s difficult for him to be as affectionate as he was, but he tries his best anyway for his brother.

“Your hands are cold!” Ed complains, shoving his hand away.

Al bites back a comment about how Ed was the one to put him in this body in the first place; he’s grateful that he’s even still here, honestly. “Warm them up, then!” he says instead, getting an idea.

Ed would argue with that, say that Al can’t feel anything so there’s no need for his hands to be warmed up. He doesn’t get a chance, though, because all that comes out is laughter. Al’s hands are on his sides, and he’s squirming half because it’s cold and half because it really tickles. He’s always been stupidly ticklish, a fact that he despises and that Al enjoys way too much. He wishes, not for the first time, that Al was back in his original body, but for now the only reason is so Ed can get his revenge.

“You bahastard!” he cries, but all he gets are mischievous giggles in response. Despite Al not being able to feel anything, including pain, the older brother instincts still refuse to let Ed try very hard to get him to stop in fear of hurting him.

That’s the only reason, really.

[kanene-yaaay]

HEY !!!! EVERYONE BE QUIET!!!!!

It's,,,,, them,,,

Request: lee!alphonse, lers!winry and ed

thank you for the first FMA requests!! <3

[aquietwritingcorner]

March Mildness Day 26: Ticklish       Word Count: 614   Author: aquietwritingcorner/realitybreakgirl Rating: G/K   Characters: Edward Elric, Winry Rockbell, Alphonse Elric, Den     Warning:     Summary: Ed finds out Winry is ticklish. Mild chaos ensues.   Notes:     AO3 || ff.net

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Ticklish

“Ow—hey, ouch, Ed, cut that out!”

“Cut out what, Winry? If you’d just move this wouldn’t be a problem!”

“Yeah, well, if you’d be a little more patient, then I’d have time to move!”

Edward scowled at the back of Winry’s head. Oh sure, she wanted his help moving some things, but then what did she do? Slow down, get in the way, and generally just be of as little help as possible. It was like she thought that just because he couldn’t do alchemy anymore that he was at her beck and call or something.

He pushed on her again with the box that he was holding in his hands, and she looked back at him, frustrated.

“Ugh, just—give a minute would you, Ed!”

She finally moved, and he was able to move into the room and set his box down.

“Okay, what next?” he asked.

There was no answer from her, and Ed looked over towards her. She was digging through a box of parts, and he frowned.

“Hey. Winry. Hey. What next?” he asked, growing more and more irritable the longer she ignored him. Frustrated, he reached over and poked her in the side. “Hey! What nex—”

Before he could finish his sentence, Winry yelped and moved away, swatting at him. “Ed!”

He blinked at her, surprised. And then he realized what happened. A grin grew on his face. “You’re ticklish there,” he said.

“Ugh,” Winry said dismissively. “Don’t be stupid, Ed. You just caught me off guard.”

Ed grinned. “Then why are you backing away from me?” he asked.

“B-because—because we still have work to do, idiot!” she said, although her nerves were starting to show.

“If that’s all it is, then you won’t mind me testing that theory, will you?” Ed said, still advancing on her.

“Edward, don’t you dare!”

“Come here, Winry!”

Alphonse smiled as he walked up the road, enjoying the day. He had been to town to pick up some food for supper tonight, enjoying the walk and the weather. He had gladly jumped at the opportunity to go, always enjoying being able to just feel things again. Den had accompanied him, and the two were almost back to the house.

“Think they got any work done?” Al asked the dog.

Den just whuffed, and Al laughed.

“Yeah, I don’t think so ei—”

A shriek broke out from the house, loud and distressed. Al didn’t even think about it. He just dipped his head down and ran. Den was on his heels. The shriek sounded again, Winry’s voice. There was a yell as well, and Al recognized that as Ed. It sounded like it was coming from the basement, and Al ran there, dropping the food in the house as he ran. Den ran ahead of him, and Al followed behind, hands at the ready as he burst through the basement door—

--and stopped short.

“Ed! Edward Elric get off of me!”

“Never! This is payback!”

“Edward!”

Al stared at the scene in front of him. Edward had Winry pinned to the ground and was mercilessly tickling her. Winry, for her part was kicking and fighting back, although rather ineffectively. She shrieked again, loud, and yelled at his brother, who yelled back. Den, who had also stopped when he saw what was going on, suddenly started wagging his tail, and then bounded over to the two of them, breaking them up as he tried to join in the fun. Both Ed and Winry both yelled and laughed as he did.

Al dropped his stance, and shook his head, grinning. Life was never dull with those two, that was for sure!

[ticklishnarutouzumaki]

Much like his little brother Alphonse, Ed has a particularly ticklish body as well. Unlike Al who can’t feel the tickling at all, as a result of their sin, Ed’s sensitivity was limited to the remaining limbs, as automail limbs are unticklish. Ed like Al grew up with tickling, usually him and Winrey tickling Al, though he has been tickled himself as well.

Ed is most ticklish on his sides, with surprisingly ticklish back and finishing off with his armpits.

Sides:

From childhood to State Alchemist, this spot never got any less ticklish. Even weighed down by his heavy automail, tickling Ed here causes him to go through the roof, and will result in him yelling at you when all is said and done. Ed bucks and cackles heavily if tickled here, he squirms and lashes out if he knows where you are and only family/friends can get away with tickling here. Col. Mustang made the mistake of picking on him here and got slammed into his desk by a giant transmuted stone hand.

Rated 9/10

Back:

The back is, too Ed, a weird and unusual place for him to be ticklish. The middle back, near his spleen and kidneys, and his upper back right along the spine are very ticklish. These spots on top of ticking, give off a weird sensation that tingles up his spine and makes him shiver. Only Al or Winry can tickle here, anyone else gets beaten up. As a kid this spot was Winrey’s favorite as it was the only spot Ed would let her tickle unabated.

Rated 7.5/10 

Armpits:

This spot used to be considerably more ticklish, though only one of his pits (and arms) became automail, the other armpit seemed to become less ticklish after the sin. Going from howling and spasming round as a kid to more subdued cackling and squirming. This spot was a favorite of Alphonse, when he was younger, and was Al’s response to Ed picking on him. Due to it not being as ticklish as before, it usually is just tickled to get Ed’s attention or to mess with him.

Rated 6/10 

[screensirenfic]

The Grandest Of Sins - Chapter 28 - Take The Fall NSFW

“You’re going to have to… try harder than that… to beat me… kid..!”

Her brother taunted as the eldest Elric struck him with everything he had; transmuted metal blade slashing through the air, only to be blocked by one of Greed’s carbon arms.

Greed wasn’t even fighting at full power; she knew he was capable of transforming into something much more deadly and yet he was toying with the kid.

“Come on; kid! I’m barely breaking a sweat!”

He continued to goad, dancing around Edward’s blows and just intercepting the ones he couldn’t miss.

“Why don’t you stop talking and start fighting?!”

Growled the older Elric as he went in for a particularly ambitious swipe, only for Greed to retaliate for the first time, swiping his side with one of his carbon claws.

“Edward!”

Cried the younger Elric, powerless to help his brother whilst under her control.

“Oh; look! First blood…”

Drawled Greed, holding up a grey hand that was now dripping in crimson.

“You sure you don’t wanna give up?”

He asked the boy, who despite grabbing at what must’ve been a particularly nasty gash on his side, still remained stubborn.

“I’m just getting started…”

The kid replied with a vicious grin, clapping his hands together so blue lightning formed; the kid bringing the environment into play as he used Alchemy to hurtle chunks of concrete at Greed.

“Boss; you need help..?”

Asked Roa; the bullish man stepping forward to intervene on his command.

“No. You guys get the kid out of here, and I’ll deal with the pip-squeak…”

Greed instructed; his offhand nickname only enraging the small Alchemist further.

Roa and the rest of the gang did as he said; both him and Dolcetto hauling the metal armour to its feet so she could at least attempt to control it.

“No!” 

Fought the youngest Elric, who despite being practically possessed, still put up a hell of an argument.

“I can’t leave my brother!”

He insisted with that childish sense of honour she knew only got grown men killed.

“Relax; kid. He’s not gonna actually hurt him…”

She replied, but judging by the deadly swipes the older Elric was making at her brother; she couldn’t say the Full Metal Alchemist would do the same.

“No! Please..!”

Alphonse struggled against her; only for the entire suit of armour to be hauled up on Roa’s shoulders, the brute of a man carrying them both out and into what looked like a series of tunnels.

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“You comfortable?”

Asked Havoc; her legs now thrown over his shoulder to keep them out of the way, the slight scratch of the startings of stubble feeling ticklish against the outside of her thigh.

“Mhm…”

She nodded; her hair splayed out against the pillow, as she waited patiently beneath the smiling blonde.

Jean was naked now; the young soldier having eagerly discarded his pants, and nearly giving himself a concussion in his eagerness to strip for her.

It was honestly rather sweet, and she’d got up to kiss the top of his head where he’d hit it on a low shelf; the Sergeant sure to have a bump there come morning.

“You sure about this?”

He asked again; still concerned with taking things at her pace, despite his clear and rather obvious eagerness.

“For God’s sake; Jean. Just start already!”

She insisted, because she’d been trying not to stare at the deep V of his hips for the past ten minutes, and it was getting more difficult by the second.

“Alright; alright. You’re in charge!”

He grinned, and she couldn’t help but smile as he lined himself up; the usually trigger happy boy taking great time in getting ready.

She admitted she couldn’t remember if she’d done this before, and she certainly couldn’t remember seeing anyone naked, but as far as specimens went; Jean was a fine one, all lean muscle and smooth skin, all which he put to very good use as he pressed into her.

He was large; proportionately so, and not shy about it; the bright blonde grinning especially wide as he felt her body tightening around his length; an expression that was so unabashedly Jean, it made her breathless.

“God; Jean!”

She moaned in satisfaction as he began to fill her up; the stretch of him just on the right side of comfortable as he took his time easing into her.

“Oh; so now you remember my name..?”

He smirked beneath a groan, and she couldn’t help but slap his shoulder, because Jean was an ass when he wanted to be, but right now there was another part of his anatomy she was far more concerned with.

“Fuck..!”

She gasped as he bottomed out, the size of him bordering on uncomfortable between her thighs, but she really couldn’t resist the way he beamed above her; the wattage on his sunny smile increased tenfold now he was comfortably situated inside her.

“You feel so good…”

She praised him, and Jean just reached up and stroked her cheek with the back of his knuckles; the action adding an extra layer of affection to their already intimate act.

“Glad to be of service…”

He whispered; his voice lower and huskier than usual, and suddenly there was a warmth bubbling up in her stomach, the sincerity of his words taking this way further than a simple act of sex.

She smiled at him; really, she couldn’t help but smile, because Jean was so… so pure, and something about that purity made her feel cleansed from the inside out; like he’d somehow managed to wash away the sins she’d carried over from a past life and make her reborn anew.

“You ready for more..?”

He asked, and she nodded eagerly; her heart and soul captured fully in that moment by one Jean Havoc.

Then he began moving; the Sergeant’s thrusts as sharp and eager as he was, yet still managing to hit deep enough to make her toes curl.

“Jean…”

She sighed, because he was hitting her just right, and she wanted him to hear his name tumbling from her lips; to know it was him in her thoughts and her heart as he brought her to the edge.

She could feel the tension that had been there previously coming back, feel the Sergeant lean into it as he picked up pace and slammed into her a little harder, a little faster.

“Jean; please!”

She begged; the name coming out as a chant as she repeated it loud and clear, because he needed to hear this, needed to know the truth of how she felt.

Her skin felt hot, sticky, and his was the same against her; their bodies moving in tandem as he pressed her legs higher so she was nearly bent in half, hips rutting against her at a lightning pace as she felt something within her snap, her entire body arching into him.

“Ah; Jean!”

She cried, as she could feel ecstasy rushing over her; her body feeling as if she was falling as the glowing blonde dived forward to capture her lips in a kiss, him soon following her over with an ecstatic smile on his face.

She felt him shoot inside her; the sensation hot and wet and foreign, but it was Jean and she decided she’d let him mark her in any way he wanted if he just kissed her like this again.

He’d caught her in that moment; she’d been falling and he’d caught her, and he didn’t even realise it.

Afterwards he pulled out of her; slowly, gently, as if cautious of any pain he may have caused her in his eagerness.

“You okay..?”

He asked; him now softer and smaller as he finished pulling out with a wet pop, her thighs thoroughly coated on exit.

“Yeah… Yeah; I think so…”

She nodded breathlessly, her body now feeling a little cold now her hormones had receded; her stunning blonde’s body heat not quite enough to keep her warm now he’d moved off her a bit.

“C’mere…”

He beckoned, catching onto her chill and pulling her back into his arms so he could cradle her against his chest, rough calloused fingers braced against her like a protective blanket.

She leaned into him, letting her head rest on his shoulder like it always did as she basked in their post-coitus afterglow; Jean bracing her to his side with one strong arm holding her there, his hand tracing patterns on the curve of her bare hip.

“Was it… Was it good for you..?”

Jean asked; the Sergeant going back to that blushing nervousness she’d thought they’d gotten over when it came to enquiring about his performance.

“It was better than good; it was you.”

She told him, not caring if it was her first time; it was Jean and that’s what mattered.

She leaned up, capturing his lips in a searing kiss that told him just how good he was.

In that moment she knew she’d never experienced love before.

Not the kind that made your heart beat faster and your stomach feel sick.

She didn’t even know if what she’d experienced with Havoc had been love, but it was close, and that was enough for her.

[kanene-yaaay]

B R UH

Not gonna lie, when I finished the anime one of my first thoughts was that I would love to see anything about Ed being able to get into playful tickle foghts his lil bro and !!!!!!!!!! I COME HERE AND SIMPLY GET BLESSED BY SUCH A SWEET, AMAZING AND GREAT ARTWORK LIKE AAAAAAAA

The way that Al doesn't even TRY to stop Ed and how cute this entire scenario is simply makes me wanna hug my phone and SOB! They are truly so precious ♡♡♡ I love it

the simple joys of being human :)

Tagging the few fma peeps I know of in this community because the fandom is long dead :') @skribblz @kanene-yaaay @lovelymessybubbly @otomiya-tickles

[tastybluesprite]

Fics that aren’t mine but are really good!!!

These are just a couple fics that aren’t written by me but are still my absolute favorite!!! Usually I’ll come here if I want to reread any fics I love or am looking for inspiration for new fics. Just so you guys are aware, this will consist of literally any fandom (from anime to popular tv shows. It’s just work I like from anything lol). Hope y’all enjoy them and if you like what you read here be sure to support the authors :))

Suna/Miya Twins

(Gonna Getcha) Suna or later (Haikyuu)

Kuroo/Daichi/Bokuto

Oya- haha!

Osamu/Atsumu

Gonna Getcha

Arthur/Shinra

Knightly weakness

Hinata/Kageyama

Like the sun

Atsumu/Osamu

Write yer name on it

Miya Twins/Inarizaki Volleyball team

Had to do it to em

Kageyama/Karasuno volleyball Team

Rocky Road

IwaOi tickle fanfic

Iwaizumi/Tendou

Ten Minutes

Kuroo/Bokuto

Home Stretch

Kageyama/Karasuno team

Tickle torture

Bokuto/Kuroo

Pillow forts and burrito

Matsuhanaiwaoi

You’re cute when you’re scared

Kuroo/Kenma

Massage

Kuroo/Daichi

Rooster? Comb? No, You’re A Hyena

Hinata/Nishinoya/Kageyama

Receive your punishment

Aurther/Maki

What did you call me?

Bokukuroo

IwaOi

Kuroken

Akaashi/Bokuto

Hide and tickle

Ushiwaka/Tendou/Shiratorizawa team

Geuss Monster

Hinata/Kenma/Kuroo

Yaku/Lev

New Heights

Akaashi/Bokuto

Necessity of life

Oikawa/Iwaizumi

Pushing the limit

Oikawa/Iwaizumi

Deal to Delete!

Lev/Yaku

Let me make it up to you!

Kuroo/Yaku

Such a Shorty

Kuroo/Lev/Yaku

Yaku is a tickle monster

Oikawa/Bokuto/Kuroo

Flub

Akaashi/Bokuto

Not-so-hot Chocolate

Iwaizumi/Hanamaki/Oikawa/Matsukawa

Looks like we have a winner

Kunimi/Kindaichi

Boredom

Nobara/Yuji/Megumi

Sleepovers & tickle wars

Kageyama/Hinata

Miss Mochi

Kuroo/Tsukishima/Bokuto fanart (this was too cute I had to save it omggg major credit to the artist)

Kuroo/Yaku

Basic Hedonism

Yaku/Kuroo

What is even college

Kuroo/Bokuto

Sentence starter

Yatora/Yotasuke

Artistic struggles

Inumaki/Maki/Panda

Apologize!

Arthur/Shinra

Take that back!

Shinra/Arthur

Oi watch your hands!

Iwaizumi/Oikawa

Study Break

Kageyama/Hinata

No one else can know

Alphonse/Edward

Not fragile

Kuroo/Bokuto/Tendou

Monster

Yaku/Kuroo

n over k equals you’re going down!

Roy/Riza

Fanart user scribbles made!!!

Sakusa/MSBY team

Msby antics

Akaashi/Bokuto

The best cure for an emo mode

Kuroo/Lev

You’re my idol

Langa/Reki/Miya

Button smashing

Miya/Reki/Langa

Sleepovers

Joe/Cherry

Bragging rights

Semi/Tendou

Should’ve just run

Norman/Ray

Off Button

Reki/Sk8 squad

Dare you to

Kageyama/Asahi

An observant senpai

Jotaro/Polnareff/Kakyoin

Ticklish Jotaro fanart bc it’s so cute 😭

Senku/Gen

Snowball fight

Kuroo/Nekoma team

For the love of donuts

Kageyama/Karasuno team

This means war

Kageyama/Hinata

No one else can know

Hanamaki/Oikawa

Baby pictures

Sugawara/Daichi

Hyena laugh

Sugawara/Daichi

Fake cure

Hinata and Kageyama tickle fanart I found ahhh they’re so cute 😭

Sugawara/karasuno

Pick me up

Kageyama/Hinata

Over the net

Himekawa/Tsubakihara academy

The Gingerbread man

Norman/Emma/Ray

No Fair!!

Lee Thorfinn and lee Askeladd art that @skribblz made bc it’s so cute (thank you very much skribblz you’re the best ❤️❤️❤️

Loid/Franky

Say it!

Mando/Cara

Playing Dirty

Mando/Cara

The Puddle

Will/The rest of the party (stranger things)

Never too old

Mike/Hopper

Young love

Eddie/Dustin,Steve,Robin

Happiness looks good on you

Will/Mike,Dustin,Lucas

Call Uncle!

Will/Mike

The world turned upside down

Harry learns about tickling (Harry, Ron, and Hermione)

Lee!ten ler!rose

Newt/Theseus

He’s a Hugger

Newt/Niffler/Tina

Shiny

Newt/Pickett/Queenie

Giggly magizoologist and where to tickle them

Newt/Theseus

Hugs

Steven/Marc

Out of control

Nico/Will

Make your move

Marc/Steven/Layla

Stuck

Donnie/Leo (rise)

Fan comic

Donnie/Leo (rise)

A quick experiment

Donnie/Leo/April (rise)

An instructional guide on how to properly tickle a Donatello

Joel/Ellie

Discovery

Donnie/Leo

The last slice

Donnie/Casey

“Rotate me!”

Wukong/MK/Mei/Macaque

Weaknesses

Rei/Kazuki

Play your cards right

[randomfandomimagine]

Headcanon Masterlist Part 2

Check out all the headcanons with the headcanon tag!

KOFI - WATTPAD - AO3

Part 1 of this masterlist!

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

Kat & Reader Having Class Together (request)

BIG FISH

Spending Halloween On Spectre (request)

BIG HERO 6

Tadashi’s Famous Singer S/O (request)

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

Jake Finding Out Amy Is Pregnant (request)

Jake And A Plus Size Detective Reader (request)

Jake Defending Trans Reader (request)

Jake Worried When Reader Goes Undercover (request)

Jake & Amy’s Future Child’s Name 

BUFFY

Spike Proposing To Reader (request)

Buffy, Willow, Xander & Spike Reuniting With Reader (request)

CROSSOVER

Cloud & Steve Being Reunited Old Friends (request) [FFVII & Marvel]

Avengers In Midgard (request) [Marvel & God Of War]

Kratos vs Wolverine (request) [X-Men & God Of War]

Chocobros + Rampion Crew (request) [Final  Fantasy XV & The Lunar Chonicles]

DIVERGENT

Four Watching His Male Crush Get Killed (request) 

Babysitters (request)

Being Four’s Sibling & Leaving Abnegation (request)

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

Connor Reacts To Reader’s Glitched Records (request)

Connor In Halloween (request)

Daniel & Human Reader (request)

Falling In Love With Chloe (request)

Connor Comforting Reader During Panic Attack (request)

Gavin & Pro-Android S/O (request)

Connor & Markus’ Kind S/O (request)

Connor’s Deviant Android S/O (request)

FINAL FANTASY VII

Reno And S/O Cuddling (request)

Genesis On Halloween (request)

Cloud Being Protective Of His S/O (request)

Helping Cloud Fix His Motorbike (request)

Genesis Meeting S/O (request)

Domestic Reno (request)

Reader Wearing Cloud’s Clothes (request)

Genesis Looking After Sick S/O (request)

Jealous Genesis (request)

FINAL FANTASY XV

Chocobros And Reader Under The Mistletoe (request)

Ignis Comforting Reader With Suicidal Thoughts (request)

Prompto Cheering His S/O Up On Their Birthday (request)

Domestic Gladio & Reader (request)

S/O & Ticklish Ignis (request)

Prompto’s Insecure Chubby S/O (request)

Gladio & Prompto Waking Up Their S/O (request)

Gladio & Prompto’s S/O’s Heartbeat (request)

Affectionate Ignis (request)

Ignis’ S/O When He’s Stressed (request)

Chocobros’ Confident Curvy S/O (request)

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Roy And Olivier’s Depressed S/O (request)

Holiday With Alphonse (request)

Alphonse And S/O Trick Or Treating (request)

Alphonse’s Anxious/Depressed S/O (request)

Spending Time With Olivier (request)

Stranded With Alphonse (request)

Jean Havoc Having a Crush On Mustang Reader (request)

Playfighting With Alphonse (request)

Alphonse Meeting His S/O’s Parents (request)

Alphonse And S/O Cleaning His Armor (request)

Alphonse’s S/O Meeting Winry (request)

Mustang Reader Dating Edward (request)

GOD OF WAR

Deadly Wounded (request)

GOW Hogwarts Houses (request)

Sindri And Halloween (request)

Sindri Confessing To His S/O (request)

Sindri And Brok’s Jobs In Modern Days (request)

Sindri’s S/O Having Nightmares (request)

Date With Sindri (request)

Cuddling With Kratos (request)

Kratos With Traveler Reader (request)

Kratos Finding A Lost Child (request)

Kratos & Shy Reader (request)

Kratos and Egyptian Goddess of Death S/O (request)

Kratos and Co Reacting To Modern Reader (request)

Half Giant Reader Meeting Kratos & Atreus (request)

Baldur Reacting To Reader Getting Hurt (request)

Kratos’ Twin Brother Reader (request)

Reactions To Atreus’ Brother Powers (request)

Atreus & Baldur’s Reactions To Kratos’ Mute S/O (request)

Kratos & Androgynous Reader (request)

Atreus’ Twin Brother Helping Freya (request)

GOOD OMENS

Asexual Reader Being Friends With Crowley & Aziraphale (request)

Baking Them ‘Devil Food Cake’ & ‘Angel Food Cake’ (request)

GREASE

Kenickie’s Shy S/O (request)

HARRY POTTER

Marauder’s Superstitious Muggleborn S/O (request)

Dorm Boys’ Favorite TV Shows (request)

First Date With Bill Weasley (request)

HEROES

Single Valentine’s Day (request)

JOHN WICK

John’s House

KINGDOM HEARTS

Sora Reacting to Keyblade Master Reader Fangirling (request)

College Sora With Reader (request)

Sora Comforting Lonely Reader (request)

Sora & S/O’s Affectionate Gestures (request)

Sora’s Jealous S/O (request)

Celebrating Halloween With Sora (request)

Winter With Sora (request)

LORD OF THE RINGS

Cuddling Boromir (request)

Tending To Boromir’s Wounds (request)

MARVEL

Bucky And Steve’s Short S/O (request)

Jealousy Bucky (request)

Avengers Hogwarts Houses

Steve’s Artist S/O (request)

Loki’s Autistic S/O (request)

Tony Stuck In A Closet (request)

Avengers Reacting To British Shield Agent (request)

Thor & Loki’s Self-Conscious S/O (request)

Avengers Reacting To Reader With Anxiety (request)

Avengers Reacting To Badass Reader (request)

Loki’s Genderfluid S/O (request)

Reader With Powers Creating Scary Creatures (request)

Loki Falling For Artist Reader (request)

Stephen Strange’s Sweet S/O (request)

MERLIN

Merlin Looking After Magical Child (request)

Merlin Hogwarts Houses

Gwaine’s Shy S/O (request)

Percival Rescuing Reader (request)

MISFITS

Nathan Dating Shy Male Reader (request)

MR. LOVE: QUEEN’S CHOICE

The Boys As Halloween Creatures (request)

Victor Reacting To MC Dating Gavin (request)

Gavin Taking Care Of Sick MC (request)

Gavin Reacting To MC Blushing (request)

Gavin Asking You Out On A Date (request)

Kiro Reacting To Sharing A Birthday With MC (request)

They Realize They’re In Love (request)

How They Act When They’re In Love (request)

MC Looking After Anxious Gavin (request) 

Minor Realizing Gavin Has A Crush On MC (request) 

Minor Realizing Gavin Has A Crush On MC In High School (request)

Gavin Reacting To MC Telling Him She Loves Him (request)

Gavin Reacting To MC Sleepily Confessing (request) 

Victor And MC Reacting To Gender Swap (request)

They React To Social Reader (request)

Victor & Artistic S/O (request)

Gavin & Mistletoe

Boys With A Fainting S/O (request)

S/O Distracting Lucien From Work (request)

Victor’s S/O With Bad Self-Esteem (request)

Gavin Reacting To MC Under Anesthesia Effect (request)

Gavin & Drunk MC (request)

Gavin’s S/O With Healing Evol (request)

Gavin’s S/O With Anxiety/PTSD (request)

Gamer S/O (request)

Jealous Kirof (request)

Boys Babysitting Their Children (request)

Argument Over Jealousy (request)

MY HERO ACADEMIA

S/O With A Shadow Quirk (request)

Bakugo’s S/O Captured By Villains (request)

Jealous Bakugo (request)

Couple Halloween Costumes (request)

Reactions To Reader With Stretching Quirk (request)

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Jack Sparrow And Davy Jones’ Daughter (request)

Pirates Hogwarts Houses

PRIDE & PREJDUICE

Jealous Bingley (request)

RESIDENT EVIL 2

Leon Helping His S/O With Anxiety (request) [TRIGGER WARNING]

Leon & S/O In A Power Outage (request)

SMALLVILLE

Clark & Jimmy Kissing Reader (request)

Lex & Reader Taking Care Of Each Other (request)

Lex & Reader Reuniting (request)

Clark, Oliver & Lex Comforting Reader (request)

SPIDERMAN (PS4)

Peter’s Flying Shapeshifter Superhero Partner (request)

STAR WARS

Hogwarts Houses

Poe & Reader Childhood Friends to Enemies To Lovers (request)

STRANGER THINGS

Teenagers Hogwarts Houses

Kids Hogwarts Houses

SUPERNATURAL

Panic Attack (request)

S/O Coming Out As Bisexual (request) // Part 2 (request)

Reader Saved By Castiel (request)

Reader Rescued By Winchesters & Healed By Jack (request)

TANGLED

Eugene Realizing He’s Gay (request)

THE HOBBIT

Lesbian Daughter Reader (request)

THE HUNGER GAMES

Tributes Hogwarts Houses (request)

Cato & Marvel’s Shy S/O (request)

THE LUNAR CHRONICLES

Iko Crushing On A Curvy Girl (request)

Cinder And Cress As Friends (request)

Scarlet And Farm Hand Reader (request)

Cinder And Thorne (request)

Insecure S/O

Dating Jacin & Thorne (request)

THE MAN FROM UNCLE

Napoleon’s Bartender Girlfriend (request)

Napoleon & Illya Flirting With Reader (request)

Jealous Illya (request)

Illya’s Chubby Girlfriend (request)

THE OFFICE

Reader Being Andy Bernard’s Daughter (request)

THE OUTSIDERS

Dally & S/O Sleepy Cuddles (request)

Reactions To Reader Jumped By Socs (request)

Gang Protective Of Reader With Asperger (request)

Gang Comforting Crying Reader (request)

THE WITCHER

Geralt Frenemies With Witch!Reader (request)

First Kiss With Jaskier (request)

Reader Flirting With Geralt (request)

Reader Soft For Jaskier (request)

Geralt Being Jaskier’s Wingman (request)

Jaskier Comforting Reader (request)

Jaskier & Paintress S/O (request)

Jaskier & Shy S/O (request)

Reader Comforting Jaskier (request)

Reader Reminiscing With Geralt & Jaskier (request)

Jaskier & Reader’s Rivalry (request)

Jaskier & S/O’s First Big Fight (request)

Jaskier’s Trans Male S/O Being insecure (request)

Jaskier’s Strong S/O (request)

Geralt & Reader Arguing (request)

Jaskier Seeing Reader Getting Hurt (request)

Geralt & Reader Wanting Privacy (request)

Geralt & Jaskier As Parents (request)

Cahir Falling For Reader (request)

YOUTUBERS

Long Distance Relationship With Dan (request) [Phandom]

Dan’s Tall S/O (request) [Phandom]

[pontevoix]

almar sdfg

ship meme | @autometallums

Who cooks meals for the other?

both are passable cooks, though al is a better cook than baker — mar is a better baker than cook. they try to take turns cooking meals for one another because it’s a part of their love language, but their schedules get a little hectic. it turns into mar making muffins that last as breakfast for a few days, & al sometimes winds up making the same simple stirfry for three nights in a row because he can’t remember what other ingredients they have. he tries to make it the fourth night, & they end up ordering take out. but that being said, they do rotate who cooks what based on convenience.

Who spams the other with memes?

it has been said that . . . mar has perhaps spammed al with enough memes at a time that he muted her for . . . an hour or two if he really needed to focus. but al is chronically bad with his phone anyway, so it’s not really a noticeable difference. that aside, he’ll usually go through each meme later & react to each one & he means to comment on one but . . . the meme right beneath that reminded him of a duck he saw today so . . . it’s time for a whole new conversation; mar he trying! but don’t be fooled. al is not antimeme; if he’s on desk duty & can’t bring himself to work he does send her a whole compilation of memes that he found grouped in an article together.

Who likes to tidy around the house?

al tries to tidy after edwardio cardio before mar notices that a tornado hit the place lmaoo. both al & mar are pretty tidy generally speaking though. mar has messy days ( nowhere near as bad as edwardio ) al zones out sometimes & if he’s especially busy he tends to forget to clean up after himself but manages to clean up for everyone else living in the place. then he stares at some medical book he’s left sitting on the counter like ‘lmao who else is studying that?’ little did he know! he played himself!

Who likes to play pranks on the other?

mar pranks alphonse but they tend to be romantic sorta set ups. little tricks that aren’t really pranks? i mean, sometimes she’ll tell him shit like ‘ can you take me to the dmv ‘ when they’re going on a date or she’ll watch him accidentally start putting cereal in his coffee because he forgot his bowl was on the other side of the kitchen, but mostly she’ll do something sweet for al & in the same breath prank edwardio by changing the direction of the door knob so it locks from the outside but not the inside or puts the childlock on the backdoor of the car for edwardio but sdfg

alphonse isn’t as good at pranking but if he’s feeling fiesty he’ll change mar’s phone alarm to something obnoxious like a asmr of making macaroni

Who asked the other to move in with them?

they moved into together as part of a house unit roommate crew sdf but mar kept infiltrating al’s room to sleep until al just moved into mar’s room because he had less things to move. he doesn’t like owning too much so it still pretty much looks like mar’s room but there’s a second dresser squished into the room now & al has a couple neat piles of stacked books that they use as shelves for some houseplants.

Who is in charge of the music during a car ride?

when al is driving, mar tries to egg al on & get him to choose the music. he doesn’t so much choose the music as he chooses a pregenerated playlist that also contains songs he doesn’t like & mar doesn’t like. mar bears with him for twenty minutes before taking al’s phone captive, going through his playlists, & queueing songs he listens to that are good for the drive. when mar is driving, she uses a driving playlist & blasts it & tells al to skip certain songs if they aren’t the mood.

Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly?

mercilessly is a stretch but . . .  al isn’t ticklish. at all. he’s not that sensitive in general, so he finds it really charming when people are sensitive/ticklish. he doesn’t make a whole thing of it or anything, but if he accidentally brushes mar’s side in a way that makes her snort or jolt when they’re in the kitchen or on the couch? then he just sorta perpetuates it for . . . about 10 seconds before smiling & backing off saying ‘ you win! ‘ though there’s nothing to win.

Who needs to hold the other during scary movies?

neither lmao. mar laughs; al has actively fallen asleep. granted, he struggles with sleep a lot so when he fell asleep it was . . . an event extraordinaire. he used mar’s lap as a pillow & so in this way, technically al is the one being held. mar loved it & also was a little concerned she was going to drop popcorn into al’s hair. spoiler alert: she did drop popcorn in her hair.

Who has to help the other when it comes to technology?

it’s not that al doesn’t know how to use technology, he just … doesn’t really want to. he has social media, & it really looks like he could be a catfish. this is made all the worse by the one time he was hacked —- he stepped up his security, since then, but there are a few hijacked catfishes bot versions of al around. he waits for people to text him things & he occasionally looks at instagram without posting. mar sometimes sees what he’s doing over his shoulder & shuffles in to make his comments or profile look a little less like a bot.

Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting?

lmao mar is more prone to thinking about getting frisky in an inappropriate setting if jealous, but al is really reserved. he barely is a pda person (if at all) because he just isn’t used to that sort of contact. she knows this about him & so . . . they don’t really get frisky in public. unless it’s something hallmark cliche like stepping into a fountain together in the city square.

Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest?

al wakes up first & falls asleep last most of the time. if there’s any occurrence where the reverse is true, mar lets him sleep in.  al also lets mar sleep in & tries to leave some food in the fridge for her or scribble a good morning on a dry-erase board on the fridge if he has to leave in the morning before she’s up. sometimes they joke that they both wake up early, though, because through the walls, their neighbors wake them up at stupid times of the morning. mar & al usually just squint at each other at this point like do you hear this.

Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking?

mar takes both good pictures of al & also 500000 pictures of his eating lunch so there’s 1 good picture every 500 pictures. al usually tries to take a picture if she’s smiling at something & the picture usually goes blurry or dark, but he keeps them anyway.

Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything?

they don’t forget, but al pays for them when they go out of the apartment; mar pays when they do things in the apartment. they never really agreed on the system, but somehow it just logistically?? wound up making sense? they keep waving their hands & say they’ll figure it out better in the future.

Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night?

al has trouble w sleep sdfgsdf lmao get it dsfgsdfg he does periodically wake mar up though because he gets out of bed

Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy?

mar is better at video games than al; al is better at video games than edwardio. mar does not let personal feelings get in the way; al will lose. he’s thought about cheating before, but he doesn’t think it’s worth it probably.

Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other?

see above sdfg they do it to each other & they pretend they do not see it