#thyme au

[nosongunsung11]

“Expecting someone else?” the stranger asks.

“Ah, no,” Nicholas says, and laughs to himself. The beanpole of a man hunched over him startles in confusion, whipping his head back and forth to see what Nick’s laughing at, and it only makes him laugh harder. He thinks of wings, of eyes, of feathers and twisted otherworldly shapes, and shakes his head.

“What?” the other man squawks, indignantly.

“Nothing,” Nicholas repeats, and lets the man in red take his hand and pull him out of the dirt.

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A Wild West AU in which Wolfwood is something of a real priest, and Vash is something like a real angel.

[radioroxx]

the "bonnie in the loops with siffrin au" from earlier has been rattling around in my brain aaaaall day. this is a p meanungless doodle but Know I have beeeeen thinking. consulted my evil google docs n everything

[fattributes]

Coq au Vin

[libelelle]

disorganised doodles featuring the plot line i might never make into a comic

[onlylurkingreadingstuff]

Grab a card. See you Wednesday.

Our favorite therapists from @mouseonamoose

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune gets a V-Day card from Fiona

Valentine's Day letters. (Fiona)

Jaune: Fiona sent me a Valentine's letter. How cute.

He opens the letter and says:

You are a good person, Your warmth is addictive. So fill me with cum, So I can take it with me~💋

Jaune: *Serious*

Jaune: Looks like I'll be having lamb for dinner.

[novankenn]

A Winning Hand AU -- Dreams Unrealized

/== Master Post List ==/

(Thank you to @segmentaldragon for bringing Lisa Lavender into the fold. )

Pyrrha was relaxing in the overstuffed armchair that sat outside the entrance to Jaune's room. It was simply amazing what could be accomplished with Pyrrha's and Weiss' sizable trust funds. But it was even better when it was accompanied by the pure authority of Beacon's Deputy Headmistress.

With in days of bringing Glynda to the "light" other teams had been moved, and the entire top floor had been turned into a home for them all. Each had their own room, there was a common area, a kitchen, communal bathroom and showers... everything the hopefully soon to be growing family needed to be comfortable until a proper homestead could be arranged.

Playing with her scroll, Pyrrha giggled as even though the sound muffling and heavy door, she could hear the odd noise that indicated that Jaune was vigorously working on starting their family with Octavia and Dew. A ping from her scroll drew her attention.

Glynda => Just an FYI. Neo is one the move. There is a White Fang rally tonight... Pyrrha => So Deery? Correct? Glynda => Yes. But there is also something else I think you should see...

Pyrrha's scrolls pinged again. This time with a file attachment. Tapping it she download and opened the document. She frowned, reading it's contents.

Pyrrha => Please inform her... that I'm not interested. Glynda => Before you decline...

Another ping and another file landed on Pyrrha's scrolls. Tapping it a jpeg image opened.

Pyrrha => I see... Glynda => I know she was not on the original list of alternates, but I think we can make room for her. Pyrrha => Yes we can. Please arrange for a... private... interview. Glydna => As you wish.

Pyrrha closed the messaging app, and leaned back in her chair. A smile upon her lips. She was unsure if it was the prospect of bringing Lisa Lavender into the family or just the sounds of Jaune's energetic actions in the bedroom she was seated next to.

A wail of release underpinned by a manly grunt told Pyrrha that the three ensconced in the room were all most likely passed out from their activities.

Pyrrha: As much as I wish to join you my beloved... I have another to bring into the fold... Lisa Lavender... I'm going to bring you home.

[skyward-floored]

IAU gang if you could have chosen your power at birth what would it be? Or would you stick with the one you’ve got?

Time: I don't know what I would choose. And besides, I don't think letting people decide would be wise.

Warriors: well I'm fond of ice of course, but how about invincibility? I think it'd be nice to be bullet-proof.

Sky: *wince* yeahhh that would be handy. I mean I think I would still choose exactly what I've got, but I can think of a lot of powers that would be useful to have.

Twilight: well I'm fine with mine, I don't think I would ever switch.

Legend: *snort* of course you'd say that. I'm keeping the invisibility but ditching the rabbit. I'd maybe pick flying as another power, that seems like it'd be useful. Or maybe shields like 'Rulie.

Wild: I can't imagine not having my speed, but also... laser eyes.

Wind: oh wow I was gonna say I'm fine with mine but I also want laser eyes now. Ooh, wait actually the ability to breathe underwater would be sick >:D

Hyrule: I'd keep mine, I can't imagine not being able to heal... though some other ones would maybe be cool to try. Like maybe wings like Sky? Just not permanently.

Four: I don't know what I'd pick but I think I'd choose something a little less... crazy. Maybe something sort of like Dad's, or maybe teleportation. Or maybe shrinking, that would be neat.

Malon: I could never have something else, what would Epona do if she couldn't talk to me? Goodness she'd be cranky.

Malon: that being said, extreme flexibility always seemed like it would be useful.

[awkwardpossum0]

They're all waiting for someone else to talk first

[girlwithakiwi]

Chapters: One-shot Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV) Relationships: Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen

Summary:

“This is my first unofficial road trip,” she finally answers. “And considering the start, I hope for it to be my last.” Jon smiles again. “You can’t let a Northern blizzard decide how many road trips you’ll take in the future.” “It’s faster to fly.” “The whole point of a road trip,” Jon corrects slowly, “is not to get somewhere quickly. The point is the journey.” • Take a canceled flight (or five). Add two stubborn exes, a questionable consumption of coffee and candy, a dog having a damned good time playing chaperone in the backseat, and one 24-hour period shut up in a truck with nothing to do except look at the scenery and talk about your feelings. This is not the trip that Daenerys wanted. (But perhaps, as it turns out, it is the one she needed.)

[marcmarcmomarc]

RWBY blooper reel for the actor AU, anyone?

From 7x5

KERRY SHAWCROSS: And, action!

ROBYN: Clover, I’m so glad you’re here. Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to be taking construction materials to fi- (flutters tongue, clears throat) Sorry.

(Another take.)

ROBYN: Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to be taking- Ugh, damn it!

(Yet another take.)

ROBYN: Maybe you can help me understand why this truck that’s supposed to- Ugh! (to Kerry) What number take is this?

KERRY SHAWCROSS: Fifteen.

ROBYN: Alright, I’ll be in my trailer.

From 4x6

(During the fight at the ruins, Tyrian climbs onto Jaune’s shield and his weight brings both of them to the ground, sending the cast and crew into hysterics.)

TYRIAN: (to Jaune, laughing) I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

JAUNE: (also laughing) I’m fine.

From 4x1

SALEM: Then I see no reason for your cruelty towards young Cinder. She’s become our Fall Maiden, destroyed Beacon Tower, and most importantly, killed dear Ozpin.

(A piece of the set behind them falls, startling all of them.)

SALEM: Oh, my Gods, that scared me.

(The villains and crew break into hysterical laughter.)

[bast6415]

i hate this twink we should kill him

[radioroxx]

i do not have . the energy or time or motivation to make Whole comes for how scenes and bits would play out in the bonnie in the loops au. this one i did for a lil fun :)

also important note but not really important bonnie was nooooot invited to the loop hangout :/ they came anyway which complicated things but dw about it

[fattributes]

Instant Pot Coq au Vin

[libelelle]

come on. you can trust her

[thymeisasocialconstruct]

Until tomorrow