#thx god for hyperfixations

[humans-are-tasty]

[lanabuckybarnes]

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18+ Minors DNI

✧Pairing✧ Hugh Ransom Drysdale x Fiancé Reader (F)

✧Warnings✧ Soft Rannie, Jealousy, Some lil bitch flirting with what’s yours, Insecurities, Wow Ransom knows comfort??, Drinking, Crying, Assault (deserved), Unprotected PinV, Desperation, Dirty Talk, Multiple Orgasms, Aftercare King — This is pretty tame for me but if I’ve missed any warnings please don’t be afraid to let me know

✧Word Count✧ 1.4K

✧Author Note✧ Everyone say frick you to this man because I ain’t been able to get things done thanks to his stupidly handsome face and my brain hyperfixating on it. Fr tho I have WIPs, ideas and everything inbetween all left to rot because this son of a bitch is plaguing my mind. He’s so hot tho….

Also big thx to my homegirlies @samodivaa @delicatebarness for reading my filth and coming up with the title 🫶

You didn’t want to go out with Ransom tonight. You had your evening all planned out; sex in the shower, snuggling in bed, sex there too — the whole shebang. But of course, Ransom found himself invited to a dinner party with some old friends that he was excited to introduce you to, so your evening was cut short to merely sharing the shower with him and fleeting kisses between tellings of his long day — he didn’t even have time to make you cum.

The night was enjoyable; most of your fiancé's friends were just like him so you could deal with them. Until she arrived, her curves wrapped in a beautiful floor-length golden gown, her incredibly blonde locks curled to perfection and her eyes predatory.

“Oh my god Rannie!!” She squealed at the sight of your incredibly handsome man, outstretching her perfect little arms and pulling him in for a tight hug.

“Hey Charlotte” Ransom smiled wide, perfect pearly white teeth directed at the stunning lady “This is my fiancé” he said, reaching a large ringed hand out to envelop yours.

Charlotte turned, that cute little lady act dropping to a sneer when she turned her attention to you. Jealously oozed out of her, jealously and bewilderment. Her scrutinising glare made you feel ugly and small.

“Hey,” she forced, spitting your name back at you. Her hand squeezed Ransom’s bicep “Wow Ran you’ve gotten big…” her eyes flickered to him before returning to you “Did you see him in high school, he was so scrawny, skinny little arms and a big bobblehead. Bet you get a lot of girls' attention now hm?”

God you wanted the ground to swallow you whole.

“Maybe but I’ve only got my eyes on one” Your betrothed looked upon you with sparkling blue orbs, squeezing your hand tight. For a moment the party faded leaving you both staring into each other's adoring eyes until Charcuterie cut it short with a fake ‘awww’.

“Well, I’ll leave you two to it then,” she says, giving Ransom a bright, man-killing smile and you a much duller, green eyed glare.

“Well that went well.”

“Huh?” Ransom turns, pulling you close by your waist and laying a soft kiss on your forehead.

“She likes you,”

“Yuh huh?”

“And she hates me.”

“She doesn’t hate you” he guffawed, his eyes scrunching up until the blue was barely visible.

“She does, she’s jealous” you argued, pushing him away slightly.

“I think you’re projecting pretty girl” he joked, quickly reining in his laugh when he noticed how upset you looked. Ransom put on a more serious look, hooking a finger under your chin with his free hand “Baby, you’re the only person I want. I only love you” You knew that. There was just something in that girl's gorgeous eyes that made your whole mind thrum with insecurity.

“I know” You pouted and he kissed you with a coo.

“Of course you do, look at the size of that rock on your finger” For effect he clasped your left hand, shoving the massive crystal into your eyeline.

The rest of the night you tried to let the situation with Charlotte go. You stuck around your fiancé most of the evening, stealing his warmth while listening to his old college football teammate drum on and on about how good of a quarterback Ransom once was.

“I remember one game he got rushed to hospital trying to challenge this mountain of a man. He was on his ass and there was blood pouring out of his head.”

“That must’ve been why he thought it was a good idea to settle for someone like her, y’know with the head injury.” A loud laugh came from behind your small huddle, you knew who it was before you even turned.

“That was out of order Charlotte” a girl in your group chastised, glaring at the now very drunk woman.

“Oh I don’t care, you lot sugarcoat everything. Ransom you could do so much better than…that” Her ringed hand failed in your direction, and a growl settled on her lips at the mere sight of you. It was enough to push you over the edge.

Shoving Ransom’s arm off your shoulders you darted away, heading straight for the car you came here in. You had to get out of the crowd, you were thoroughly embarrassed and angry at the whole situation, fat tears falling down your face by the time you swung the passenger door open.

You don’t know how long it took Ransom to settle in the seat beside you, not too long anyway. Instantly his arms were around you, a hand cradling your head into his neck while the other rubbed up and down your spine.

“I'm so sorry baby, I’m so fucking sorry” His words were thick with remorse, his fingers tightening around you “We shouldn’t have come here.”

He let you cry until you ran out of tears, his arms wrapped around you tightly until you pulled away, sighing at the wet patch on his tan jacket.

“I’m sorry” you whispered in a low voice, rubbing a sleeve over his wet shoulder in a feeble attempt to dry it off.

“Don’t apologise, pretty girl, that's what I’m here for. For letting you cry on me…and for slapping whoever disrespects what’s mine.”

“What?” You gawked, red eyes wide at his words.

“I smacked the shit outta her, she’ll think twice about saying shit like that again.” He looked so nonchalant about the whole thing, a pout of sheer unconcern pulling on his lips.

You tried to look appalled at your man’s actions, letting your jaw hang low in astonishment, but it quickly dissolved, a smile breaking out and a shocked laugh bubbling forth.

“Oh my god Hugh Drysdale!!” You smacked his arm softly, giggling freely at just the thought of that blonde’s face with Ransom’s handprint on the side of it. “We gotta get out of here before she calls the cops.”

“Agreed.” He hummed, starting the engine and setting off down the road, singing away to your shared playlist.

“Fuck baby, fucking hell…”

There was a distinct schlick schlick sound coming from the ajar door of the massive house leaving a tiny part of your brain silently thankful for its size. The rest of you doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Ransom laid out on his back beneath you, face and chest flushed and his hair awry thanks to your wandering hands. His hands gripped at your hips, helping you bounce on his thick length, chasing your third orgasm of the night. Somewhere along the journey home your insecurities and jealousy fizzled into raw desire, your hands groping at Ransom while he drove. You barely made it through the front door before you jumped his bones, shoving him into the wall and swallowing his length with ease only experience would get you. Charlotte could never.

“Taking me like such a good girl—fuckkkk—yes baby squeeze my dick” Not only was he a mess physically, his brain had short-circuited after you straddled his body, ripping the belt from the loops of his pants.

“So full Rannie” you whimpered, collapsing onto your hands. Sweat dripped off your forehead and onto his body, you fucked him ferally like two people with nothing on the brain except each other — which wasn’t far from the truth.

“That’s it, good girl, gimme one more baby I know you can” Ransom urged, pushing himself into a sit and using the last of his brainpower to sink a hand between your joined bodies to rub tight circles over your puffy clit.

“She could never make you feel this good could she?” you gripped at his locks, moaning into his open mouth. Ransom’s head shook violently in your grasp, muttering out how you were the only woman in the world that could make him feel this euphoric. Your orgasm was approaching quicker and quicker, jumping over each mental hurdle until all that was left for your brain to think of was the man filling you to the brim.

“Fuck shit m’fucking close baby, gonna fill you up again, you want that huh? Want my cum in that messy little cunt?”

His words hooked your release between their clawed fingers and hurtled it into your body. Your world went white, your body stiffening and your walls milking the man below you for all he was worth. He spilt the last of what he could offer right against your cervix, holding you tight as he shouted like a madman.

The room settled, the only sounds being your mixed breaths gasping for air.

“That was good” Ransom chuckled, pulling out of your with a hiss and flipping you over “might need to make you jealous more.”

“Don’t you dare” you warned with a glare, sealing your lips with his when he leaned down, cleaning up the mess between your legs before dealing with his own.

“I really am sorry about tonight baby, you didn’t deserve to be spoken to like that” The brunette broke the silence that had overcome you both, his fingers massaging down your spine.

“It’s alright, she got what she deserved.”

“Yes” Ransom nodded, resting his weight against your back “and you got what you did too.”

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[jennycalendar]

hi i would like to ask about evie because. i love her

i have a few questions

if they were in a high school au, would evie be like, a mean girl with a heart of gold? that's kind of the vibe i'm getting from her but i'm not sure if i'm right

is evie super protective of her sisters. she is right

would she get along with faith i feel like she would

sorry just. lots of assumptions & vibes i want to check. also. IS EVIE BISEXUAL. DOES SHE LIKE GIRLS

non-evie specific questions now. which of ur ocs r neurodivergent. do they autism. whom. whom autism. WHOMST AUTISM

:)

would sophie get along w art

WAIT IDEA. of the ocs in what you make. and your bakery ladies. what would their relationships be. which would be the favorite cervenak of every one of bakery girls

apparently jaheira has kids? who are they? are they also ocs

okay i love you and your girls. write more original fiction abt them please so i can read it even though i dont know bg3. okay thx

<3

HI OMG THIS IS SOOOO CUTE???? thank you SO MUCH for enabling me to talk about these guys! fair warning this WILL get long lol.

1. actually now i am legally obligated to write about all of them in high school situations. let’s go. as i write this i’m pretty sure in a high school au mari, ros, and norie would actually just be, like, friends, not actually adoptive sisters – ros has her very big and loving family, norie has a really tense situation as Adopted Chinese Daughter of Rich White Parents Who She Hates, marigold uhhhh god wouldn’t it be interesting and insane if she was still living with her bio mother and sisters? this is my narrative and in any narrative of mine high school is the worst case scenario, lol. evil evil place i will never go back to.

marigold is i am pretty sure in a world without magic hyperfixated on science/biology/nature, so she does really good when it’s anything related to that or cooking and really bad when it’s Literally Anything Else. she complains a lot about there not being some kind of home ec class until it’s explained to her that home ec would not JUST be cooking and she’s like oh well i don’t care about that then. she earned the position of student council vice president by bribing the general high school population with baked goods and only served half a term before realizing she hates talking to most people. REALLY tight with the cheer squad bc that’s roslin’s group, so she brings them a lot of snacks and hangs out on the bleachers with norie while ros cheers <3

evie has like 2 friends and one of them is a dead rat possibly and when marigold finds out about this she does her usual Marigold Response To Evie (edging awkwardly away so she doesn’t have to actually be an older sister about it). keeps on getting detention, mostly for small scale things like graffiti and skipping class, occasionally light arson. punched a kid in the mouth one time and maintains he was asking for it. she’s SUPER small though so she doesn’t do a lot of damage in fights but that does NOT stop her from trying SO HARD. (that girl is a teenage cryptid and the only reason she’s got friends in her twenties is because hot + confident gets you A LOT OF PLACES.)

roslin is a cheerleader yay hooray <333 the most #basic girly you will ever meet. has a not insignificant tiktok following that’s driving thea up the wall and they get into a lot of fights about internet safety (these fights are super limited by the fact that thea kind of doesn’t know what the internet is). despite being one of the most popular girls in school, she refuses to spend her lunch breaks with anyone NOT norie or marigold, and will blow off literally anyone and everyone to just sit on the roof with her girlies.

lenora is angling for the position of most weird goth girl of all time. full face of makeup, a whole bunch of piercings (all of them are fake bc she’s scared of needles), lots of very expensive black outfits that earn her absolutely no respect from the goth crowd at their school bc they see her as just a rich kid buying the look. she’s the only one among the three girls who actually gets good grades and they are constantly cheating off of all of her homework all the time. she’s apathetic acerbic and kinda bitey but she will go around the school holding roslin’s hand all the time and if anyone comments she will pull a knife on them. normal activities. (a lot of people assume ros and norie are dating and they are absolutely mutually outraged by the concept.)

thea teaches PE and has been momming the shit out of mari ros and norie ever since norie got into a screaming fight with thea in front of the entire class when thea was like “you don’t get to walk the mile giving each other piggy-back rides anymore” (reasonable request) and norie was like OH SORRY MOM I DIDN’T REALIZE WE LIVE IN A FASCIST SOCIETY!!!!!! then realized she’d called their gym teacher “mom” in front of the entire class and lost so much street cred in that moment, and the psychic damage she took was so adorable to thea that thea was like ok those are my kids now i think. she already SORTA knew roslin bc thea’s friends with roslin’s mom, but finding out about norie (terrible parents) and marigold (horrifying mother) ??? thea’s been sort of trying to semi-legally figure out a way to usurp parental rights for the last few years. also tried to put a hit out on marigold’s mom but was informed by one of the two (2) friends she has that that’s “a bad idea.” (she still thinks it’s a good one.)

lion is still in his teens too so he’s mostly just evie’s twitchy quiet friend who hangs out with her and the dead rat under the bleachers. they don’t talk a lot but they’re kind of inseparable. evie’s mom hates him. marigold said something derisive about lion once and evie tried to punch HER in the mouth, which marigold got blamed for, somehow, which evie then spent like half an hour hysterically monologuing to lion about on the phone. they are hopelessly in love with each other and mutually convinced it won’t work all without ever talking to each other. he writes “mr. lion northaven” on his notebooks sometimes

a bonus elodie! evie’s twin sister. blends perfectly into the background. gets the best grades in the family and is somehow in every extracurricular without anyone actually really knowing her. quiet, organized, neat, perfect. not a lot of people actually realize they’re twins because they carry themselves so differently and they’re never together at school. mom’s favorite.

2. evie’s biological sisters are marigold and elodie and she loves them with the force of a thousand suns and for a lot of complicated reasons this uncomplicated love of hers is not exactly returned in the same way that it is given. marigold’s adoptive sisters are roslin and lenora and she loves THEM with the force of a thousand suns and evie is the kind of girl who’s fine with it because her love does not change shape even when those who love her think maybe it should.

3. evie would come onto faith and faith would i think be immediately and cruelly dismissive specifically because evie would resonate with a lot of things about faith that faith violently hates about herself. (starved for love, loves hard and without her own permission, incredibly casual about sex to the point of detachment, absolutely no sense of self preservation or self worth).

4. oooh let’s make a sexuality list actually!!!

marigold is bisexual! enamored with people she can easily drag around on a leash, independently of gender.

evie is bisexual as well and i don’t think she has a type that is really established all that well beyond “people who want me.” evie has many problems

roslin is my single token heterosexual. absolutely impeccable taste in men, it’s just that all of her relationships always end in ways that are extremely amicable but Really, Really Weird. one guy left to join the circus. one guy left to man a lighthouse. one guy’s in witness protection. That kind of thing

lenora is a lesbian but it takes her a while to figure that out because she hates everyone indiscriminately, so for some time she just identifies as bisexual until experiencing attraction to a lady and going OH. OKAY. SURE

thea is a butch lesbian, and also nonbinary, though i don’t think she’d ever actually use the word to describe herself. her relationship to the concept of being a woman is less self-identification and more a label she likes to use and define as “being attracted to women.” she’s a woman because her love of women is coming from a female identified place, but other than that gender is of no use to her. she’s too old for the bullshit.

didn’t realize it until right this moment but lion (who i can include on this list even with his 900 psychological issues idc. that’s my son who was never gonna make it out) IS bisexual it’s just his Home Situation was such that the internalized homophobia’s keeping him closeted. not really something he’s likely to figure out, though; evie’s the only person who’s real to him and when he notices a man is hot he mostly just freaks out because what if evie leaves him for that objectively hotter guy. surely this will never cause any problems

5. man i honestly feel like all of them have some degree of neurodivergence simply because that’s where i’m coming from and that’s how i write them? i will say though that the places i feel like the qualities manifest the strongest are marigold (autism) my new girl beetle (autism) and evie (adhd) though i did recently get the feedback that norie reads super autistic :’) i will say if you see it it’s probably there lol.

6. :D

7. i had to really think about this one for a second ngl? sofie is for sure the most autism baby of all time actually so she’s really standoffish and awkward around children her own age, and i actually think art’s method of just running up to people and deciding they’re friends would melt her heart pretty immediately. she’s delighted by immediate acceptance and attention! they’d be inseparable and bella would go BALLISTIC.

8. i am running through all the girls in my head and i am actually 100 percent sure that almost all of them attach themselves to nora. mari has mommy issues x5000 + nora reminds her of thea, norie (lenora) and nora (eleanora) are literally deliberately cut from the same cloth and would get along like long lost sisters, and thea is genuinely obsessed with sharp-tongued moms who have emotional issues but love their kids tremendously (woman wants to homewreck so bad and will not succeed). roslin and evie are the outliers; roslin loves donovan’s warmth and positivity, and evie gets really really really attached to bella. so fast.

9. delighted to inform u that jaheira’s kids are canon, we meet them, they give her SUCH grief, and i love them, and so does she.

10. VERY LIKELY I WILL! idk when the muse will strike me next, but things are percolating :’) and thank you SO much for this, it was a delight to answer!!!

[wagrilous-23]

Hello everyone!

For those of you who liked my post from...last November my god-

Thank you so much! I really appreciate it! (I may go back to that idea in the future, but for now I'll stick with this) But....that's not the reason why I decided to finally post again after nearly a year of silence...after watching TADC Episode 3 (y'all should go watch it yourselves, it's amazing!), I've been...inspired.

I've come here to share my next idea, one that on paper, is absurd as all hell and will probably get me some hate because one of the pieces of this idea has the media that the greater internet still hates.

So, here goes...

I've been hyperfixated on two characters lately. One of them being the purple whimsy rabbit we all know, Jax!

The mischievous and jerkass rabbit who has both his devoted fans and a lot of haters! The new episode and the last episode really brought out the jerk he had underneath the ambiguous personality in the pilot, but that's besides the point...I feel like this fella has a lot of potential, it's just being in the Circus restricts his potential and ability to receive proper character development hinders him and keeps him as this nihilistic jerk. This idea of mine intends to give this rascal some nuance, and perhaps the idea of redemption too...

Now onto the character who while I see as badass and cool in his own right, he's definitely controversial because of the media he originates from.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Titan TV Man!

He is a titanic robot who serves the Alliance, and he's been fighting and making Skibidi Toilets self-flush since his debut! (Yeah, I like Skibidi Toilet because its epic now, screw the haters)

Titan TV Man has quite the personality, initially being cold, stoic, and more than happy to do things/fight on his own, though that had backfired in more ways than one.

His abilities include:

* Teleportation, which includes black smoke and white lightning; he also can use it offensively via teleporting his arm and use his blade to cut up his enemies when they're unaware.

* THX Red Screen of Death: this attack has his screen(s) glow red and cause anything that sees it to uh...unalive themselves, generally against their will.

* Retractable Back Claws: Those claws around his back aren't just for show, they function like springloads, folding up and then down over Titan TV Man's back to impale whoever's unlucky enough to be in front of him up close.

* Detachable Head and Shoulder TVs: While he only used this ability once and never again, he is capable of detaching his head to move on its own, packed with lasers, and his shoulder TVs to move too, with both being able to set an enemy on fire and mind-control them respectively.

- He's a powerhouse, but he also has a softer side; he shows to care for his fellow humongous Titans (see the series in full to see what they are like) and the smaller, normal sized Cameramen (the main protagonist faction) in this video here

He is basically the epitome of both an unstoppable war machine with straight up Sci-fi abilities and and gentle giant when the situation calls for it.

So now you all may be asking...why the hell would I think this guy and Jax of all people would make for a good duo?

Besides the obvious similarly between their motif color of purple, they are complete opposites in personality. TTVM (abbreviation I will use from now on) is strategic, stoic, yet caring to those around him, while Jax is a nihilistic, narcissistic, and bullying jerk who wishes for violence, but will try to run away when his life is genuinely in danger; but there are two things they share personality-wise:

They are both overconfident and believe they can do what they've set out to do (at least unlike Jax, TTVM can back it up) and whenever things don't go their way, they whine or straight up throw a tantrum, albeit a justified one for the Titan's case.

But I digress, one reason I feel like these two could make a good duo is through the idea that, somehow, someway, Jax finally escapes the Circus, only to end up in some post-apocalyptic landscape, and then he sees a large cloud of black smoke with the occasional lightning visible within, and out of it emerges TTVM, but he's also confused because he's not in any familiar territory anymore...both are now in an unknown world.

Spoiler: It is a multiversal event that had dragged them both to this world, and in this world, monsters roamed, and if they were going to survive, they'd have to stick together.

Monster Designs (by Rockho9 on Reddit)

This is the beginning of something I hope will get enough traction, and I'll reveal the title right now!

Bunny with a Vision AU!

(I can't draw for crap, so anyone who's interested in mayhaps making a few drawings or two based on interaction posts I make, you're free to!)

[maxident-xx]

hello, i saw your additions to @ correctproseka'@ HPD an headcanon

and i saw you mentioned have a psych hyperfixation

so would you mind rambling to me about hpd and what it entails as well as how it effects you

(you can say no! please say no if your not comfortable! and if you are comfortable sharing please dont share anything that would potentially put you in harms way. i wanna be able to understand hpd bc i really liked the headcanon and wanna incorporate it into a piece of writing but if sharing your experiences is uncomfy or would put you at risk then of course i understand and would be happy with just an explanation of what hpd is)

-🌸

I definitely would! thx for asking!

hpd sucks fucking balls. it makes me feel so shitty when I don't get attention I need and it gets even worse when you're an introvert with social anxiety. hpd is an attention seeking disorder and it isn't fun to have. Sometimes I feel the need to sexualize myself cause I feel like the best attention is a sexual one even tho I have strict parents and I'm a minor. hpd has people called attention people/atps who you value attention the most from. pwhpd would do anything to get that atp's attention. When it comes to my atp, sometimes I even feel envy because she's so much better than me and I wish that I could be her, making me want more attention from her. hpd also gives me really shallow emotions so one tiny thing could set me off + I get excited too easily. Oh fuck forgot one of my least fav symptoms. the easily influenced. to get attention, you need people to agree with you. What better way to get that agreement than changing your opinion to match people? For example, when I see something that I'm like "oh that's cool!" and see people commenting on how much it sucks, I start hating it. Or whenever someone asks me what I want to do, I tell them I don't know even though I do know and want to do what they like more. Another of my least favorite symptoms I get is the amount of envy I feel. Whenever my friend gets more attention than me, I get so fucking pissed and I feel bad for getting pissed but god, if only that attention went to me not them..

yeah thars pretty much it. hoped my experience helped your understanding of hpd. everyone is different and doesn't experience symptoms the same.

[brizzlovesyou]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers 💗 (No pressure, only if you want to.)

THIS IS SO CUTE!!! thx k :')

My dog Finally catching up with friends after long absences Finding the perfect fic for a current hyperfixation You know when you eat a meal and you're like holy shit thank god I'm alive so I can experience this?? Sunsets

[retro-wallflower]

Top 5 tv shows??

Oooh it's hard to choose n it's always changing but:

1. Gotta be merlin

2. Heartstopper

3. Schitts creek

4. Umbrella academy

5. The good place

[konata-izumi-kinny-writes]

Luigi x GN!Reader sfw and nsfw HCS

Might as well 💚

Warning: some bad grammar and smut hcs bc why not. Me being stupid in an attempt to come up with a simile ;-;

Aight lets get one thing straight... you two are the cutest couple in the whole Mushroom Kingdom

Cuddles and kisses galore, not really in public tho, Weegee is too shy for that

So instead, lots of hand holding and the occasional kiss on the cheek

Luigi is clumsy and you may have to help him sometimes, from catching him when he slips, or helping him out of the dryer because Polterpup accidentally scared him and he fell backwards and got stuck in it. Nobody is safe, but thankfully nobody is seriously injured (yet lmao)

Luigi turns a bit red every time you kiss him.

Kiss him all over his face, he will be redder than a rose bush in the middle of a ladybug swarm (dont judge pls i came up w that on the spot ;-;)

Luigi isn't as on edge around you as he is everyone else, sure he's still a bit nervous around you, but only bc he loves you so much 😭💚.

This boi unfortunately snores, however its not that kind of snore thats so loud it shakes the glass on the windows (thank god).

He will be overjoyed and flustered if you make something for him, whether its food, drawings, plushies, he will love anything you give him ^^

If you insist on going with him to help Professor E. Gadd with another ghost problem... hes stuck to you like glue, not just because hes scared, no no no, Luigi wants to absolutely make sure your safe.

You two hum together while wandering the mansion (like he hums the theme in the game)

If you see a spider in your house... sorry yall but hes just as scared as you are.

Both of yall backed up in a corner screaming and throwing stuff at it until you get it or until Mario walks in🤣

Polterpup absolutely LOVES you. Ghost doggo jumps on you whenever he sees you (such a good boi)

Luigi will put (most of) his fears aside to help you if you're in trouble

Keeps track of your hyperfixations and hobbies

You two travel together sometimes and its the funnest thing ever.

You sit quietly, share ear buds, and hold his hand on the plane, bus, or train

But in the car... KARAOKE THE WHOLE WAY BABYYYYYY

Your guys's relationship is so fun and awkward ^^

AIght yall idk how to put a cut on these thingys so imma just warn you here, SMUT AHEAD IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT STUFF PLS SCROLL and thx for reading this far 🤗

Ooooooh boy

Where do i start

Switch, hes a switch

Yall put Polterpup out in the living room on his own little bed before yall actually do anything

Luigi is SHY AF, so you're gonna have to initiate this, you need to get him going

HES BIG imma just leave it there

Red faced the whole time

A bit shaky at first, nervous boi

He loves you though so he'll put the nerves aside and focus on pleasuring you

Hes pretty vanilla other than a praise kink, Luigi loves you and he wants you to know that

This boi loves your thighs, loves how squishy and warm you are

He goes pretty dang hard but will go slow and gentle if you ask

Checks up on you and makes sure you're ok

Tummy rubs

Lots of neck kisses and marks on your body

Kind of quiet at first but will get louder the longer yall are at it

Loves having you on your back and nuzzling his face in your neck as he makess love to you

After that he helps clean you up and cuddles with you, you two have a bath tomorrow morning.

Aight yall thx for reading :D

[loud-unknown]

Thx to being left alone for three days I am just submersing myself in Past Hyperfixations.* I think about this a lot, but I don't think I've ever posted about it on tumblr dot com: if I could see any piece of media again for the first time, it's 1x06, especially starting at this scene. I'm usually spoiled for TV shows because I am a deeply impatient person, but there were no spoilers to be found - we did not know if Moiraine x Siuan was happening. And just the "oh my god oh my god oh my god is it happening oh my god it's happening" of this scene and how what followed was just so good.

And okay, yeah, Season 2, not their best. Some questions about Siuan's role going forward. But sometimes you just have to let yourself enjoy liking things and that's what I'm doing tonight.

*In addition to rereading the entirety of the A03 Molly x Margo content about three times, I've had this song BLASTING on repeat for an hour. Wife's leaving me for a week this summer and truly unclear what kind of feral gremlin she is going to receive when I fly out to join her for her family reunion.

MOIRAINE DAMODRED and LAN MANDRAGORAN in WHEEL OF TIME 1.06

[azusaluvclub]

my all out!! ships ... the masterpost you didnt ask for

im gonna keep this short and sweet and say that i have 0 explanation or defense for any of these , but goddAMN did i grasp at straws to make em make sense . having ao!! as my hyperfixation for half a year has had some harrowing results tbh

if im not alone in these pls let me know or smth :D otherwise enjoy (or dont)

goshozome + hirota ;;;

⋆ .. all of these are rarepairs tbh

⋆ gosho notices hirota first, whenever they go to watch jinkou play against tenjiku ! rlly admires his strength on the field and finds himself wanting to get to know him lol

⋆ is the one to initiate their first convo after a practice game together and hirota thinks hes an absolute pest- reminds him too much of the flashy, pretty boy types in dramas, but waaayyyy more charismatic (and actually nice lbr)

⋆ gosho probably gets hirotas number from kamo afterwards (thx kamo ...) and messages him that night w some goofy lil "hello ! (^０^)ノ" and hirota is just left wondering .. “who tf ..."

⋆ once he figures out its goshozome, he decides that hes even MORE of a pest- still replies to him tho ?? he rolls his eyes about it but he cant help but find him amusing ; its not long before hes looking forward to their chats :D

⋆ over time they start to talk more and while they dont have the most in common personality-wise, they find that they have similar likes and hobbies (aside from rugby ofc) that they can talk about for hours- even their differences and separate interests make for good conversations ! 

⋆ the first time they get together is probably to do smth a bit more fun as per goshos suggestion, like bowling (naturally, seeing as hirota is a bowling god), mini golf, or even ice skating- smth that gets em out, but where they can still chill and talk afterwards ! 

⋆ also, most places like that provide snacks + appetizers 2 share soooo ;))) while its not exactly a "date", its definitely a place to start

⋆ in all of this though, hirota ends up learning a lot more about gosho and that, in spite of whatever misconceptions he had about him, he really just wanted to be friends- and honestly ? this makes hirota feel rlly fuzzy deep down :( not that he admits it, coward

⋆ them actually getting together though is definitely a gradual thing . i feel like goshozome wouldve realized early on that he didnt want just a friendship with hirota, but it took hirota much longer to figure out that his own feelings werent totally platonic lol- its not until wellll into their college years that they decide to give dating a try :)) 

⋆ their friends were not surprised when they started dating ; probably more surprised w how long it took . esp kamo, who def caught the pair making goo-goo eyes at each other like a bajillion times before they made it official- hirota may have thought he was being lowkey about it, but gosho wasnt even trying tbh- 

⋆ overall they have a really sweet relationship :(( i see gosho as the type of boyfriend who can be a lil overbearing in his affection (though it comes from the heart ofc, he just doesnt like being discreet about the person he loves imo), so hes always reminding hirota of the million and one reasons he loves him, gifting him things, taking him places, etc, and while hirota doesnt mind be flattered like that, he never really gets used to it either lmao- gosho calms down about it when theyve been together longer and the newness wears off a bit lmao

⋆ hirota, on the other hand, is a bit more subtle about that sort of thing :)) its the little things that goshozome loves tho ! hirota cooking him his favorite meal (goshos canon type is good cooks so I MEANNNN...), giving him something that reminded him of gosho, or simply saying “i love you” is enough to make him melt- knowing that hes appreciated and thought of like that will never fail to make him absolutely weak smh

⋆ but yeah, theyre just really happy together :(( 

⋆ to add some more fun lil things ,, hirota has a fascination w goshozomes hair tbh . loves running his fingers thru it when theyre cuddling and such (seriously wants to know what product he uses to get it so ... soft..)

⋆ whenever they get into petty arguments , hirota will 9/10 times threaten to turn goshos bird into stew ,, or fried parakeet ,, 

⋆ in spite of this he actually does find pete (???? i think thats its name but dont ask me ..,) super cute :( 100% supportive if/whenever gosho wants expand the family lol, once theyve settled down

⋆ once they get older and have the funds for it, i think itd be cute if they opened their own lil restaurant together ! its mainly hirotas since it was probably his dream from the start, but gosho helps out a lot with it — be it helping in the kitchen, w the decorating and such, or the actual hosting/waitering part, hes in it with hirota 100% :))

⋆ i see them as both being pretty family-oriented ppl, so they definitely keep close with each others families + they all get along p well ! i like to think that, w them both being older brothers, their lil bros are relatively around the same age and so they hang out a lot during family get-togethers and such- whether they actually get along or not ? wellll u can decide lmao

adachigahara + takebe .

⋆ chaos x chaos enabler .

⋆ likely started talking during a post-match function, probably after rugby nationals and shit- takebes bffs w marodo + i like to think noka + sumi are a lil friend group w them, and i feel like theyre the cluster of personalities that adachi would fit right in with (would he want to tho ...), so it made sense for them to start mingling lol

⋆ how the two started talking outside of rugby stuff ?? BEYOND me . for the sake of this it doesnt matter, but i dont think it was long into them talking + developing interest before they decided to go on a date lol

⋆ their first date is probably at an amusement park ! maybe a lil cliche but i think theyre both fun-loving people so it seemed like a good idea lol

⋆ try going on a few of the rides, but adachi gets queasy every . single . time . so by the fourth ride they agree to just play the different games instead (which is fine, bc adachi was looking foward to that part anyways-)

⋆ adachi keeps trying to win the stuffed animal prizes to add to his collection but loses p much every time- takebe offers to try his luck, and gets it in one go :D (and gets stuck carrying their loot the rest of the day lol) ends up winning some big, light blue cat plushie that permanently resides in adachis bed :)))

⋆ venture into a haunted house attraction and take turns screaming + clinging to each other when they get scared- adachigahara tried playing it off like he wasnt scared at first but ,, neither of them would be that good with spooky stuff lbr :’)

⋆ end off the date by sharing a giant ass sundae at one of the food stalls <3 

⋆ after a few months of flirting around and going out, they actually put a label on things :D nobody was expecting it other than the people closest to them, mainly because they are so ... different, per se ? but theyre happy together so their friends are happy for them ofc

⋆ takebe was definitely drawn to adachi for his personality :)) but can you really blame him ? hed be fun as hell to be around ; even if they arent doing anything in particular, takebe will still find himself entertained by whatever ramble adachi decides to go on about- (at this point takebe knows 90% of the sagami gossip lol)

⋆ (also, not that it matters buttttt ... takebes type is literally “black hair in a bob” and like . how else would u describe adachigaharas hair ? lmao do what this info what you will)

⋆ for adachi, i think hed really like the more passionate/ambitious + bolder sides of takebe, once he gets a chance to see them lol :,) esp since he seems p simple on the surface- (tho i feel like theyre both passionate people, just about different things- takebe mostly about his goals and such, while adachi is just passionate about everything smh) adachi is takebes #1 supporter tho :D

⋆ definitely the type of couple to be matchy-matchy w things ! matching keychains, mugs, accessories, blah blah blahhhh

⋆ because he knows goshozome, adachi has gotten a ton of hair tips and products to pass onto takebe :D probably the only cure to his insane bedhead atp

⋆ spend a lot of their bonding time just doing silly shit, but its some of their favorite moments shared :( be it watching some ridiculous show on tv, doing shitty karaoke in their living room or tripping over each other playing just dance, or indulging in some self-care, they have a lot of fun together </3

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to summarize , these are the only two ships i really had a lot to say about :D but if u want me to be real i have like . a shit ton more that linger in my brain as cute concepts (kokuto + marodo,,,, for example,,,) but idk how to make them work logically LMAOOOO so yeah . one day perhaps .... i will speak em into existence ..........

but !!! if anyone reads this pls let me knwo about your own rarepairs or ao!! ships in general ! or any general headcanons ,, idc honestly , im just open to any convo about ao!! atp lmaoooooo soooo :D hmu bitches

[xxsycamore]

Hello! Im just a reader of yours! I was wondering who are your favorite guys across the Ikemen games! Thxs for writing 🥰

Oh my god, thank YOU for the lovely question! A very difficult one, actually!

I'll put it under the cut because I have a feeling I might get lost in thoughts here!😅💗 For anyone who doesn't feel like reading, just scroll down to see a tier list of my top 20.

---- For Ikevamp as well as my overall fave, I think it's clear who is it... Napoleon is veeery ahead of everyone else to the point where stating who my number 2 is, is impossible - just because, it means he will be directly after Napoleon 😬😬 Very unfair! But alas, monsieur de wahaha is something else. He's proven himself as a fave over and over again and now he is deeply entangled into everything I do - and I wouldn't have it any other way! This post is not about him so I won't go on but I definitely can. I just love him! A lot!

The rest of the Ikevamp guys are all on the same level, with Theo, Sebas and Leonardo a little higher. Arthur is not my type personally however he is somewhat of a muse to me as ever since 2019 writing him always comes easy! I might have a playlist or two for him.

---- For IkeRev, I feel maybe the most attached to the characters there as a whole. I always think of Ray as my overall fave here, he is everything I love about in a character put together.

Then we have Fenrir, whom I think the most about! Like the stray daydreaming of - would Fenrir sing in the shower, would Fenrir love this, would Fenrir do that - not to talk about how everytime I see a video of someone doing some silly crazy stuff and me and my best friend always go "oh it's fenrir". He is also the one I have the most playlists about and I'm always on the hunt for more songs. He just has a strong presence that fits in in many things I do!

Then we have Seth, whom in the past year I've been veeery down bad for 😳😳 He climbed up my favorites ladder and I view him as a comfort character! He is the one I strive the most about getting cards and stories in-game. I can reread his route over and over again just to see more of him! I can't get enough of Sethie 🥺🥺 Let's say there is a story event (like the one right now), I would play in this order: Seth -> Fenrir -> Ray

---- For IkePri, I'm sure I haven't seen enough of the game to form any lasting opinions as I still feel like I don't know everyone all that well. Leon is without a doubt my number one here, I've been so eager for the game to come out just because of him. I saw him on that character preview in April 2020 and I instantly knew he was the one. And not just because of my poster boy syndrome, I love all the things he is unique for, just a very warm feeling coming from him which I appreciate in a character.

Despite that I catch myself thinking more about Jin in the past few months - I don't know what's about him, but I even requested one of my writer friends, @chaosangel767 a story about him and I only do that for Napoleon. So it has to mean something. For maybe every one of the rest I've had these small periods of hyperfixating about, Ikepri characters are just so lovable for their complexly constructed personalities. And their looks. 🤭

---- Next up, IkeSen... I'm just wondering who my next mistake will be and the chances of it being an Ikesen character is huge. I have so much yet to explore about the charas here! I've only played three routes, none of which is Nobunaga, but he is at the very top of my list. Almost frustrating to say this! I swear it has nothing about the fact that he is yet another poster boy, after all he really is different from the rest of them. I feel like if I read his route, I'll get too much in love with him. So I play this game with myself where I see how many routes I can read before I absolutely must go for his.

---- And lastly, MidCin. I left it for the end because it's the one I'm most unsure about. Am I going to say Alyn? Probably. All the media I've consumed across the years and when I hear knight I still think about him first. King Byron, I could easily spend the rest of my life with. Nico is veeeery special to me as he is the one character I was very unprepared to fall for. I felt less than neutral about him at first and by the time I was halfway into his route I viewed him as maybe the one most similar to me. His love story with MC is just beautiful.

Then we have...this... gestures to Leo... I spent money this past January 23th. For Leo Crawford birthday story. My whole midcin avatar is decorated with his items! I have the eyes that wink and a little heart pops up with the letter L in it. I have the banner, the both routes special stuff, the pet, the bedroom, everything. I'm all about his personality and I miss him maybe the most...

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Phew, and that's it. As you can see I'm so, so, so inlove with a lot of characters across the ikemen games I can barely contain my love for them! It often doesn't translate all the way into my writing, so I can have many works for a character I feel pretty neutral about and vice versa. I used this ask to talk a little more about them instead of just listing them down because it would make sense why I rarely mention some of them. My love for these characters really just comes from my experiences with them - while reading their routes, or the concepts that I come up with for them. Despite being a writer I'm terrible at explaining what I like about a certain thing, for sure I love Napoleon for his personality traits but I'd rather put attention on what emotions he makes me experience - and that goes for the rest of them as well. I focus on what characters get my thoughts and emotions going and bond with them through that. I hope that makes sense! I'm sorry if I bored you anon, I used your ask to make clear of all of this because I really haven't figured out my faves until now, haha! I had fun with this ask! Thanks once again for it! 💗💗💗💓💓💓

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Here is all of this put together, or at least my top 20, according to the character sorter that you can find here. Ahhh this feels really unfair to some, I really like everyone :((

[daisybeewrites]

2, 8, 9

hello! thx for replying!

2 - i write for most Agents of SHIELD pairings, barring any with Deke. i also write for Fantastic Beasts and AtLA, tho it might take awhile before i get any lengthy requests done lol! I used to have a character masterlist somewhere... FOUND IT). also im thinking about writing for the dragon prince some too.. ;)

8 - i'll post my fics on tumblr ~sometimes~, but i find Ao3 the most organized and easiest to navigate. plus, formatting stays like i want it on Ao3 (@daisy_appreciation_week on Ao3)

9 - ohhh god okay. okay. so. i have so many favs but i'll pick top four

my personal favourites of mine are the Academy Blues series (unfinished) and this angsty asl skimmons one-shot set in a hospital au (not to toot my own horn but. literally my fav thing i have ever written)

my favourites from others would have to be the City of Stars complete series by @innertimetraveldetective, which is a skimmons academy au filled with found family and angsty-ness and just. god ugh i love this entire universe. bonus wonderful OCs!!

and if you like sokka and are very, very bi, then the Traitor series by @sokkascroptop. i'm giving an honourable mention to The Thief Not Caught is a Queen by @valahallalamallala on Ao3 for getting me thru my rayaari hyperfixation :)

[beatles-slash-fiction]

maybe some Paul hyperfixating or panicking over his press image and the boys helping him calm down and not try and fix every potential imperfection? Thx :)

Paul is very used to opening the newspaper and seeing photos of himself plastered everywhere, but this is the first time he’s felt his heart sink as he’s looked at a photo of himself.

It’s the headline that grabs his attention first.

Baby Beatle On The Way?

It’s not exactly a flattering photo of him. It’s one from when the press had followed them to the beach last weekend, and it’s a photo taken from a slightly unflattering angle of him in his swim shorts. If the headline hadn’t been there, Paul would have thought nothing of it, but it’s only made him notice the gentle curve of his stomach from that particular angle.

He’s not pregnant. It’s just a bad photo.

“We’ve all had bad photos taken,” Ringo says softly when he notices Paul reading the article.

“When I have unflattering photos taken, the press never suggest I’m pregnant,” John chimes in. “They just say I’m fat.”

Paul bites his lip. “Yeah I know. God, I look awful though. It’s such a bad angle-“

“You can’t be perfect in every photo,” George says. “I learnt that a long time ago when most photos in the papers seemed to show me shoving food into my gob.”

“Besides, we love your cute little tum,” John grins, reaching over to tickle Paul’s stomach.

It’s only a matter of time before George and Ringo join in, and Paul is in a fit of giggles, the photo long forgotten.

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Your specialty: making me cry really hard towards the end of TBABTO, and have it on the brain nonstop when I HADNT EVEN WATCHED SCREAM YET AT THE TIME—

(I’d watched it by the time you published the last chapter, and now I’m hyperfixated. Whoops. Thx, Bex!!)

Oh my GOD! Ophie!!!

Like holy shit, the fact that I got you THAT into it from my writing alone?! Before you ever even WATCHED Scream?! Like holy shit! You made me so fucking happy, waking up to this ask this morning was phenomenal, I had a great day today and I feel like it was in no small part thanks to this ask from you!

You are so welcome by the way! I am working hard on the epilogue btw! It is coming along great, I am already over 4K into it and just having so much fun with it, can’t wait to see what you and everyone else thinks! Thank you so much for sending this in!

[frankierose]

so. yall know last night logged into my old wattpad acc... this was the desc:

(DEADNAME)|Tomboy|Bi! But I prefer ladies~ UwU|Single ;w; (ALL of this is just. so insane. BI????? BI??!?!?????? TOMBOY??!?? (i mean we saw that coming) SINGLE WITH THE ;w; BABE I. the UWUWUWU)

Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you... (id still do this. fuck u)

Hiya! I'm (DEADNAME), but you can call me (DEAD..NICKNAME?) or Nilla. (barf nilla. hatee that bitch *spits on her grave*)

I ADORE DDLC. (still do)

Monika>Sayori>Natsuki>Yuri! [even if yuri is my least favorite, i still love them all!] (this is still valid)

Monika is best gorl. [go download monika after story and youll see what i mean] (also still valid monika alwayys best gorl)

I ship:

Monika x Sayori

Monika x Yuri

Sayori x Natsuki

Natsuki x Yuri!

But I also love all of them being in a polyship!~ (not me shipping sayuri and like. only sayuri now LMAO mother of god. whyy did i use the ~tilde~)

Homestuck is also one of my larger fandoms, but I've recently become more obsessed with DDLC. (’obsessed’ girl u were hyperfixating. u wont find that out till like the end of 2019 but babe. honey. babe im so sorry)

Oh also UT WHEEZES- (never speak again. why did i say ‘wheezes’. i guess i still say cries but like thats different shut up SHUT UP)

Doki Doki Reborn!

https://www.deviantart.com/ddlc--reborn (DOKI DOKI REBORN!!!! love that shit)

@/old(?) friend - IS BEST Doki Doki Weebo. (she still likes my posts sometimes. hi berrii!!)

@/friend - Moirail! <> (we still moirails bitch after like almost 3 yrs god idk how they stuck w me)

I adore all my friends - they're perfect and awesome and they make me really happy! (still true i love the 2-3 friends i have rn at this current time and i would give them the world. everyone else can go awayy thx)

My besties are (TEXAS GIRL), (moved and tbh shes AWFUL at talking online so we havent stayed in touch) (MCR FRIEND) (my emo friend!!! obv still love her) and Cat (idk who this bitch is what) - they're awesome and I love them, no homo. X3 (WHO THE FUCK IS CAT!!!)

ok bYE NOW. <3 (why was i like this!!! im going to go crawl in a hole and die)

[statichvm]

Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @greasyjohnmarston so thx babe. 💕

Nickname: uhhhh... I don’t really have one since my name is super short. My aunt calls me Mac, and one of my cousins calls me Marcy ironically, I guess?

Height: 6 foot or some dumb shit. I know. I’m tall.

Last movie I saw: uhhh... probably the newest Halloween?

Favourite artists: I’ve got about ten million. Lana Del Rey, Bear’s Den, Hozier, Panic! at the Disco, Billie Eilish.

Song stuck in my head: You Can Be The Boss by Lana Del Rey

Other blogs: this is it, chief. We stash all our hyperfixations on one blog.

Do I get asks: I do! I get so damn excited every time.

Following: 96.

Amount of sleep: anywhere from “I haven’t slept in three days” to “holy fuck I just slept for 13 hours”

Lucky number: I don’t really have one tbh.

What I’m wearing: a shirt I got for free from a publisher for promo and some shorts, even though it’s cold as hell.

Dream job: being an author would be sick.

Favourite food: Mexican food. Bonus points if it’s authentic.

Dream trip: a tour of europe, baby.

Play any instruments: I was a choir bitch, but I did play the clarinet in middle school.

Languages: english. I can ask for sex and swear in French after four years of it in high school.

Favourite song: I’ve been listening to God of Wine by Third Eye Blind a lot.

Random fact: I caught my cat drinking from the fucking toilet last night and I’m still recovering from the shock.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: messy hair, oversized clothing, under eye circles. Are alcohol bottles strewn everywhere aesthetic?

Who the fuck counted those questions and decided there were 21 of them?

Tagging: @thatjessopgirl @teamhawkeye @foofygoldfish @deputyshitlordsantana @liilaac @darthshitious @johnathot-seed @themysteriouslou @deputyash @profoundcheesecaketimemachine @fkingpeggies @johnseedsplane