#thrym the giant

[god-of-powerpoint]

Since you agreed to fighting id like to tell you that while you were gone i stole:

Both your ravens

Thor's hammer

And Sleipnir

I gave Huginn and Munnin back but uhh Huginn has bonded with me now so im not giving him back

idk where Sleipnir went after i stole him, he kinda just ran off after we got icecream

And i still have Thor's hammer. Yeah thats not coming back to yall either.

Ha! A mortal with a sense of humor. Next tell me about the dwarf who could stand in sunlight. I congratulate you on moving it! As is stated in my book “So You’re Dead: A Guide to Valhalla and the Realms” (Get your copy on Floor 8’s gift shop)

Chapter 21: Magical Artifacts and Weapons

“…Mjölnir is so heavy infact that even Thor himself needs his strength enhancing gauntles and belt to lift it. It took ten of Thrym’s strongest giants to steal it.” (Page 683)

Anyways, there is now a drunken, pantsless thunder god rapidly approaching your location. You may choose to run, but please keep in mind: You have prevented him from watching his favorite shows.

[tyrantisterror]

No Small Feat Art Pt. 8: The Castle in the Clouds Arc

By request, I’m gonna show off some of the artwork for No Small Feat, a Midgaheim story my friends and I told through the TTRPG system Fabula Ultima. I drew a lot of characters and monsters for it, and my friends - in particular, @dragonzzilla, @scatha5, and @dinosaurana - helped line and color them so we’d have cute little sprites to use on our online battlemaps, which really helped sell the whole “we’re playing an oldschool turn based RPG” vibe that Fabula Ultima’s system is going for.

In this part, we’re gonna look at the many NPCs introduced in the campaign’s fifth arc, The Castle in the Clouds.

This arc began with our heroes arriving in the town of Langchilde to find it partially demolished, and learned that the town - and its vault specifically - had been ransacked by a ogres, who were now congregating on a nearby island. Since the vault held one of the crown jewels, our heroes had to travel to the island to try and steal it back, which involved some sailing. And with sailing comes...

They faced a dreaded Aspidochelone (predatory turtles that disguise themselves as islands), slew a kraken, befriended a ciriencroin (big goofy armored eels), and mediated a singing context between a mermaid and a siren.

On the island itself, our heroes found a giant tower stretching into the clouds, and, with the help of Jack Giantslayer, ascended it to find a hidden castle in the sky, where the ogre prince Goligaunt announced to his subjects (and some foreign ogre ambassadors) that he had one of the crown jewels of Engelsex and was going to use it to make himself king not only of the ogres in the country, but of the humans as well.

Goligaunt was assisted by Fark, a swamp ogre whose special move in combat was chucking donkeys at people. His ball was attended by at least two ogres from outside of Engelsex - Thulsatea, a cyclops from Mediterra, and Utgar Thrym, a Jotunn from Germanor. These two were optional boss encounters that my players... artfully avoided (though they befriended Thulsatea and let her shine, so that was nice).

There was one more ogre on the island, too, but we'll cover her in the next section: the Bonus Bosses!

[thecrowsnestp5]

redesign of roxy and her persona ! :D

freyja is the norse goddess of beauty and fertility, as well as the queen of the valkyries. in the poem Þrymskviða, thor goes to freyja with a request to seduce the giant named thrym in order to retrieve his hammer, to which freyja refuses with great fury, defending her dignity, and has him dress up as her instead.

[bugwolfsstuff]

@parrotxx You asked earlier and I already had it in my drafts for a bit so heres all ive written for it so far.

I wonder if this still technically counts as canon compliant cus its the same scene and dialogue and doesnt go against anything in the book because we dont get Loki's thoughts.

Anyways im having a fucking blast with Loki's narration.

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I do love my kids, despite popular belief and some of my actions. Yes, I'm aware that forcing one of my daughters to marry a giant doesn't exactly scream 'Parent of the Year'. But it'll only be for a day at the latest. Then I'll be free and kill everyone—except my children and my wife.

That snake's gonna get it, though.

"Welcome, Magnus Chase!" I grinned at the boy, "I hope you'll excuse me if I don't get up.".

"Gods." The boy muttered, looking at me with...

Was that pity in his eyes? I haven't seen that kind of feeling towards me in years. More pure hate and disdain is what I'm used to.

I chuckled, forgetting for a moment. "Oh no; no gods here! They never visit. They sealed us in and left us. It's just me and my lovely wife, Sigyn. Say hello, Sigyn."

Sigyn stayed silent, as usual. She looked up at the entourage but didn't show any emotion.

"Oh, that's right," I said bitterly. "Sigyn hasn't spoken in a thousand years—ever since the Aesir, in their infinite wisdom, butchered our sons and abandoned us here to suffer for eternity."

It was actually two thousand and sixteen years, ten months, and four days. But hey, who's counting?

"But where are my manners? This is a happy occasion! How are you, Thyrm, son of Thyrm, son of Thyrm, son of Thyrm?"

Happy for me, more like. I can't say the same for anyone else in this cave; most of them will be dead. Sigyn hasn't been truly happy for two thousand and sixteen years, ten months, and four days, and my daughters have already made their feelings well known about this.

The giant groom—nope, nope! I can't even say it, and if I have to ever again, I'm throwing myself on Heimdall's sword—the giant looked uncomfortable.

The discomfort might have been because it was his wedding day, which was understandable. I remember my wedding day with my first wife, Angrboda. Gods, I was so nervous I shapeshifted into a goat at the altar. It was so embarrassing!

Or the discomfort could have been because he was in my presence. Which is also understandable, considering my —mostly true— terrible reputation.

Either way, I was enjoying his discomfort. I'm really not liking the way he is looking at my daughter.

"H-hello, Loki. It—it's actually just three Thryms..."

I do not care, I thought.

"And I am ready to seal our alliance with a marriage".

And I have been ready to be done with it since you walked in. I also thought but decided to, for once, keep my mouth shut voluntarily.

Instead I said, "Yes, of course! You brought the Skofnung sword!"

[theeravingraven]

I asked ChatGPT to write a fourth Magnus Chase book, here is what it gave me:

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: The Sword of Ragnarok

After defeating Loki and stopping the ship of the dead from sailing, Magnus Chase thought he could finally enjoy some peace and quiet. However, his peace was short-lived as a new threat arose in the Nine Worlds.

Word had spread that the Sword of Ragnarok, a weapon capable of ending the world, had been discovered. This news sent shockwaves through the gods and giants alike, as both sides knew the consequences of the sword falling into the wrong hands.

Magnus and his friends were tasked with finding the sword before it was too late. With the help of his trusty companions, including Samirah al-Abbas, Hearthstone, and Blitz, Magnus set out on a new adventure to prevent the end of the world.

Their quest led them to Jotunheim, where they encountered the giant king, Thrym. Thrym had obtained the sword and was planning to use it to bring about the end of the world. Magnus and his friends engaged in an epic battle with Thrym and his army of giants.

Despite the odds against them, Magnus and his friends emerged victorious. However, their triumph was short-lived, as they soon discovered that Thrym was not the true mastermind behind the sword's discovery.

The true culprit was revealed to be none other than Loki himself, who had orchestrated the entire scheme to obtain the sword for his own purposes. Loki had formed an alliance with other dangerous figures from the Nine Worlds and was planning to use the sword to gain ultimate power.

Magnus and his friends once again found themselves facing off against Loki, this time in a final showdown that would determine the fate of the Nine Worlds. In a battle that shook the foundations of the universe, Magnus and his friends emerged victorious, vanquishing Loki and destroying the Sword of Ragnarok once and for all.

With the threat of the sword gone, Magnus and his friends could finally rest easy, knowing that the Nine Worlds were safe once more. They returned to their respective homes, grateful for the bond they had formed and the adventures they had shared.

But they knew that their work was never truly done, as the Nine Worlds were always full of new dangers and challenges. And so, they remained ever vigilant, ready to face whatever came their way in the future.

[postalvalhalla]

All Hail Thor

"One time," said Thor, "the giant Thrym stole my hammer and demanded the hand of Freyja in exchange. Loki disguised me as Freyja, and we went to the Thrym's land. He fell for it! At the wedding feast I ate an ox, eight salmon, and drank three barrels of mead. Suspicious, Thrym demanded a kiss…."

Arvald strummed his guitar. "You want me to write a metal song… about this?"

Thor shrugged. "It would be different… and I killed everyone at the feast!"

"Ah? In that case…."

[spnangelbang]

“escaping the labyrinth” - Friday, July 14

Author: Kyra_Maximoff ( @gay-destiel​ ) Artist:  Slurpy Natural ( @alexiescherryslurpy​ ) Rating: General Audiences Featured characters: Gabriel/Loki, Belial, Livanatha (demon) Featured relationships: Sam Winchester/Gabriel if you squint, Background Thor/Sif (Norse Myth compliant), Thor/Balthazar but only if you count Thor pretending to be Freyja who's pretending to marry Thrym (frost giant) who's actually Balthazar in disguise Length: 12,000-13,000 words Tags: Pre-Canon, Character Study, Journey, Norse Gods

Summary: Gabriel was an Archangel of Heaven, once. Now he's masquerading as the trickster Loki.

Throughout his journey he's killed gods, met a brother he'd thought he'd never see again, and fought a Prince of Hell. This is the story of how he became Loki, and what he had to lose to take the God of Mischief's throne.

Excerpt:

Gabe smirks, looking out at the hive of activity in front of him. The humans are hurrying about their business, scuttling around in what could be the town square. As he watches, one of them rushes right past him, brushing into tendrils of his Grace. Again he feels the undeniable presence of their Father, and, on a whim, he follows the woman throughout the square. She’s carrying a small basket, filled to the brim with what he can sense as duck eggs. As he watches, she nudges a man, who turns around, dwarfing her. She smiles unsurely, and apologizes, moving along. The man scowls, and Gabe moves closer. Before anything can happen, there’s a loud snap, and the townsfolks’ eyes all shift to a precautious structure, which sways in a slight breeze. It’s silent for a second, before someone screams, and, like in some of the games the angels had liked to play, the structure shudders, and then falls. Gabe has mere seconds to react, but that’s more than enough time for his mind. He lifts his arms, feeling the glamour concealing his form slide off, and the building shudders to a stop.

In front of him, the human with the eggs looks up in awe. He considers revealing his wings, purely for dramatic flare, but chides himself,

This is bad enough. The demons’ll be here as soon as the word gets out.

Snapping a finger, the structure rights itself. He can hear cries of wonder, and a scuffling draws his attention. When he turns, they’re getting onto their knees,

Aesir, they whisper, Divine.

A God. They’re calling him a God.

And deep down, he feels something shift,

This’ll do.

[princessniitza]

Niitza, what is one book, one tv show and/or movie, and one fic you think more people should try? Bonus points if they all involve hammers.

This is when I confess I'm terrible at answering that kind of questions since 1) I don't really know what has been seen/read by a lot of people (aside from the obvious), 2) I'm kind of a goldfish re: the things I read, esp. fics, and 3) I'm not used to reccing people things ;-;

Also, hammers?

Although: hammers make me think of Thor, which in turn makes me think of the "Þrymskviða", which is a poem from the Poetic Edda in which Thor crossdresses as the goddess Freyja to fetch back his hammer that was stolen by a giant. Loki plays the part of his maid. Everyone should read it for Reasons that'll become obvious if they do.

Includes parts like (under the cut):

24. Early did there

the evening come,

And for the Iotons [= giants]

ale was brought forward.

Thor ate an ox

and eight salmon,

[All the tidbits

intended for women.]

Sif's husband [= Thor] drank

three hogsheads of mead.

25. Then did Thrym [= the giant] say,

Thurses' ruler:

"Didst e'er see a bride

That seemed so greedy?

I ne'er looked on one

with so large a mouth,

Nor on a maid

that more mead drank."

26. Sat a crafty

serving-maid [= Loki] there,

That found answer

to the Ioton's speech:

"Freyja has not eaten

for eight long nights,

So much she yearned

for Iotonheim."

(Translation copied from this site: http://www.germanicmythology.com/PoeticEdda/THYBryant.html)

[leseigneurdufeu]

@tzarina-alexandra, re: the norse myth

So there's this story in norse mythology where the giant Thrym stole Thor's hammer, and told the gods he wouldn't give it back unless they gave him the goddess of beauty, fertility, witchcraft, cats and war (basically) Freyja's hand in marriage.

Freyja obviously refused to be married off against a hammer and said she wouldn't go. So Loki, who is much more of a trickster in the myths than he is a traitor in the movies/comics, says he has a plan.

Loki dresses up Thor in a dress with a wig (or... given that Thor is generally depicted with long blond flowing hair maybe no wig) and a veil and they go to Thrym's place, where they pretend that Thor is actually Freyja. "she" is not talking because "she" is shy, so Thrym doesn't hear Thor's voice. Because of the veil, he doesn't see "her" face either.

They make him drunk until he brings the hammer out to boast about how he stole it to the gods. At that point, Thor takes it and kills Thrym.

hence the "what a shame the groom's bride is... thor??" meme that warranted the context for non-norse-myth-afficionados

[arleniansdoodles]

How much is calliope able to tell sindri of the Greek world?

So far, she hasn't really told him a lot about Greece, except that she's from Sparta, and a bit about the creation of humans in Greek mythology XDD I think Sindri's spent more time telling her stories about Midgard, specifically dwarf legends and his memories of Faye!

Speaking of, it's been a while since I shared a snippet of the fic, hasn't it? Below is a little piece of Sindri and Calliope sharing stories; for context, they're at Sindri's hideout in Svartalfheim, and Calliope's been visiting him at his forge just to chat and spend time together :D

“I thought of an old dwarf legend to tell you,” he offered. “Want to hear it?”

“Yes!” Calliope piped. “What kind of story is it?”

He smiled slightly. “It’s about the first ruler of the dwarves …”

Sindri went on to tell her about Durinn, the first dwarf ever created, and how he founded many great kingdoms and wielded the strongest of all hammers. Durinn made many manikins out of the earth, which were given life by the gods, becoming humans. Other dwarves evolved from the maggots that ate the first Giant’s flesh, and they all formed Durinn’s clan.

“Maggots!” Calliope repeated, failing to repress a shudder. “I wouldn’t want to come from a maggot!”

“Then what would you come from?” Sindri asked, amused. “Would you rather be made from the earth?”

“That’s what we say in my homeland,” Calliope said. “The first humans were made from clay. At least with clay, you can sculpt it any way you want!”

That was true. And at one point, Sindri had been just as disgusted by the maggot legend as she was.

He told her a few other stories, having thought up a very short list of all the happy ones, or at least those that didn’t end badly. Calliope hung on his every word, asking questions and poking for more details. Like, what did Durinn do in his leisure time? Did he make weapons like Sindri? Or did he build other things? And the famous alchemist Ivaldi, wasn’t he ever worried about making a mess with his experiments? Did he ever take a break? If his sons were always helping him, maybe that was their idea of family time!

Her chattering drudged up memories of the past – Atreus, around Calliope’s height, pestering Sindri with questions of dwarven history. Sindri saw him in his mind’s eye, perched on the edge of the worktable, idly swinging his feet.

I really wanna see Svartalfheim someday, Atreus chattered on. If its tower ever opens up, will you show me around? I wanna meet all the dwarves and learn their stories!

Sindri shook himself. That time was long past. Atreus finally got around to seeing Svartalfheim, though Sindri wasn’t able to give him a tour. Even if he could, there wasn’t much to show, or many dwarves to meet, given how they’d all shunned him at the time.

Then again … Maybe Calliope wouldn’t mind seeing more of Svartalfheim. She certainly seemed interested in Niðavellir, far below the mountain they stood on. One day, perhaps, Sindri could show her around there.

Calliope eventually grew bored of engraving practice and helped Sindri around the forge instead. Once he finished his current project (a very sturdy shield), she offered to sing the Thrymskviða for him.

Calliope’s music was an entirely different experience from listening to dwarf music. Hel, Sindri was tempted to put it on Faye’s level, and he considered Faye’s voice to be high art in itself. Calliope’s voice was pure and clear, like water from a mountain spring, or the snow glistening on Midgard’s peaks. Her magic lay just beneath the surface, waiting to be used, but she didn’t need it; the story of the Thrymskviða unfolded in his mind like painted murals moving on wooden panels. He saw King Thrym stealing Mjölnir while Thor slept, followed by Thor’s rage, and the Aesir’s meeting to discuss solutions … And the song ended.

Sindri blinked, coming out of his daze. “There’s more, isn’t there?”

“Yes, but I haven’t practiced the next verses as much,” Calliope said, embarrassed. “I didn’t want to mess them up here.”

“Even if you did, I’m sure you’d still sound great. You, uh, you really have a voice.”

Calliope’s cheeks flushed red. “Thank you.”

[factoidfactory]

Random Fact #6,523

Mythological Thor is considered to be the embodiment of manliness.

He can also canonically pass for a really gorgeous babe when he chooses to dress up as a woman (which he did in Þrymskviða).

See below the line for a retelling of the tale.

Basically, Thor wakes up one day to find out his hammer had been stolen (*absolutely insert giggles over his hammer being a symbol for his penis here, because it was*). He goes to Loki and he's like "Uncle, I have an embarrassing problem I need your help with, but please keep it on the down low."

He tells Loki his predicament and Loki's like "Haha, that IS embarassing!"

"Un-cle."

"Okay, sorry, sorry. I think we might need to tell Heimdall about this. He'd be the best person to locate it since he can see into all Nine Worlds."

So Thor resignedly told Heimdall about his predicament and Heimdall was like "Haha, that IS embarrassing!" and probably high-fived Loki.

"GUYS! Not the time for this!"

"Okay, sorry, sorry."

So Heimdall checked and he was like "So, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that I know who stole your hammer. It was Thrym the kind of the Frost Giants."

"And the bad news?"

"He wants Freyja's hand in marriage in exchange for the safe return of your hammer."

"Oh. Oh no," said Loki and Thor.

"Yeeeeeah, it was nice knowing you two. Good luck. You'll need it."

Thor and Loki spent a good long while arguing over who would be brave (stupid) enough to ask the goddess to do them a solid and get married to some random dude pretty please. Freyja was, as expected... not impressed, shall we say. But she did eventually agree tto a compromise: she would lend Thor her famous magical necklace so that HE could go in her place.

And go he did! He dressed up in a beautiful wedding dress (presumably after a makeover montage) and Loki doing as Loki does, turned herself into a woman to have her nephew's back as his handmaid.

I like to imagine that at some point on the ride to Thrym's hall, Thor was like "You know you don't have to actually turn into a woman for this, you know. You can just dress up like me." and Loki, fixing her lipgloss, went "Don't tell me how to do my job.")

When Thor gets to Thrym's hall no one's any wiser about the hijinks going on, and during the wedding feast "Freyja" asks to see the hammer. Thor takes the hammer back, slaughters the entire wedding party (as you do) and a good time is had by all (minus the wedding party)!

[algrimthestrong]

@beautiful-mischief

“I’ll do it!” Aednan’s voice rang out across the throne room, drawing the attention of the heatedly debating group of people clustered around the king. Silence fell, sudden and heavy, as numerous pairs of eyes turned into his direction. Even the motes of dust in the air seemed to stop falling. There was a look of collective bewilderment on the wizened faces of Odin’s advisors and Aednan wanted to laugh out loud. He had followed the discussion of whether or not the eldest prince could be trusted with taking fair Freya’s place and retrieving his stolen hammer from Jotunheim with avid interest, and though watching Loki’s brother alternate between roaring out his fury and stammering out excuses as he tried to explain how the theft could have happened at all made for great entertainment, Aednan decided that the matter should be handed over into more capable hands.

Exchanging a quick glance with Loki, Aednan forced his twitching lips into obedience and put on an expression that was appropriate to the gravity of the situation before taking a step towards the gathered council members. “I intend no offence to Prince Thor—” he glanced briefly at the young warrior, who had been vehemently opposed to the notion of standing in for the goddess whom Lord Thrym desired for a bride, “—but I think we all agree that I will make a far better maiden than the crown prince… whose strengths lie in other domains.”    

Thor was the first to break the silence. “A brilliant idea!” he exclaimed eagerly, relief evident on his face at Aednan’s offer. He closed the distance to the elven prince with a few determined strides and clapped him on the shoulder, the grin on his face wide with the knowledge that he had just been provided with a possible way out of his predicament. “The elf will make a wonderful bride!”    

“I’m a good actor,” Aednan pressed on confidently. While briefly impersonating his twin sister to teach a lovesick suitor a lesson was not quite the same as disguising himself as the Asgardian goddess of love, travelling to an enemy realm, and tricking a giant to win back a stolen artefact, he felt that he could pull it off – with Loki’s help. “Please, let me do this. For Asgard.” What better way to convince Odin of how valuable an addition Aednan would be to the royal family than by helping return a legendary weapon to the kingdom? Aednan reached for Loki’s hand, smiling at the other prince. “You’ll come with me, won’t you? I’m going to need a trusted handmaiden to make sure I look my best for my wedding day.”

Odin huffed out an annoyed breath, his gaze shifting between the three princes gathered before him. “Prince Aednan, I cannot say that your leanings come as a surprise.” He fixed Aednan with a hard stare. “But I was not aware you had a death wish as well.” He pinched the bridge of his nose in exasperation. “Foolish boy. I cannot allow a foreign prince entrusted to my care to risk life and limb by involving himself in affairs that are none of his business, even if your intentions are admittedly noble.”

“I will go with them.” Algrim stepped from among the crowd of Odin’s advisors and approached the king. Knowing Loki and Aednan as he did, the pair would attempt to find their way into Jotunheim anyway and likely end up getting themselves into serious trouble. Sending Thor was not an option either. Sooner rather than later, his temper would get the better of him and lead to violence. The situation was worse enough as it was; resolving it required diplomatic skill and political finesse. Though the prospect of returning to the realm whose people had robbed him of his family and his home caused a wave of nausea to swell inside him, he could not let two boys who were almost like sons to him come to harm. “Sire, allow me to accompany the princes to Jotunheim and I promise to return them home safely.”

[the-mjolnir-owner]

@youknowwhoiamaskblog​ answered your ask

“Stark, as much as New Asgard needs the money, I won’t marry someone only to murder them again like I did to my ex-husband. Rest in power, Thrym,” Thor pretended he was touched by the Giant’s memory. 

“I never heard of bumper cars but I accept your offer. A beneficent event will do wonders for the tourism and hopefully improve our economy.”

[magicaldogtoto]

Also, the story may have an older version in Norse Mythology, when Thor has to dress up as a bride to trick Thrym the giant into thinking Thor was Freya so that Thor could get Mjollnir back.

The story even has a variation of the “what [insert body part here] you have” with Loki needing to come up with excuses for why Thor was acting very un-Freya.

inspiration struck in a really, really weird way

[the-firebird69]

This is our son's upper body and about 6 ft 8 and I did say it to him and he has Blockbusters legs this guy's legs are not as big they really need to be to carry all that and he is another one of the busters crew and Blockbuster is crew and that is a Mac proper version. At this size and keep in mind only 6'7 not 7'8 if he was that tall Blockbuster would be a little smaller yes not a time probably two inches in diameter on everything and because he's a giant. And you wouldn't lose it you just have to eat up or something or juice up and he be kicking everyone's ass actually very lethal weapon and twice as much weight for real so small Bradley fighting machine you could lift up and if he was juiced up and using superpowers he could lift the tank up. And he's done stuff like that and knows how to do it. My son would be massively lethal but at 6'7 he's going to look like this without the John Cena legs look. And it is impressive even to Blockbuster who hasn't seen it and he didn't see Dave do it Dave was usually looking like Colossus and he could look like Blockbuster but it wasn't his natural physique it was more like Colossus it was very big and powerful but he's taller and thinner than our son for some reason but he used it for speed and it was smart but my son can have speed and he's going to have more and about 12 ft he could run three or four or even 500 miles an hour and jump 20 miles and Blockbuster can run about 300 and jump about 3 MI but when you land he's going to die so he doesn't do it but he jumps and it's very weird it looks like a bug this is so fast it'll be a hell of a fight and we don't want to fight with my son our son that is Freya and I are his godparents we're on Uncle of his aunt yes I am really the son of thrym he went to the wayside. I'm very large and I arrival our son. And not many do and you should see why he's trying to do it and he doesn't overdo it and trains his kids and they are gigantic and we are Teutonic nights. But we're proud of our son we're waiting for him to get bigger so is he put the picture on and they said it looks the same they examined it carefully with equipment and stuff and it's different and it shows that he's changing a little which means the medicine is wearing off finally slowly very slowly it's around for another 3 months that's fine he says slowly but he wants to be a little stronger so he heals he's in pain a lot and has some ailments doesn't want to be massive like this but he will be. If he starts growing 3 months from now it'll take him about a year and a half to get this big 6 foot 7 is very huge roughly depends how much nuclear waste you guys throw around

Thor Freya

It's not fair but it's human and is a good size guy right now and he's not big enough to take me at all but he's pretty big and could probably survive it I see what he's saying though people are going to come in like me and they have to have him a little bigger and we plan to do it too. His grandpa is big thank you and Thor must be huge and said he could be gigantic and thank you is there and is messing with the computer damn it. We have a whole bunch of fights to do but I like to get in shape but I tell you what it's so damn hard now I find out it's my own physiology and it's the stupid stuff in the water he's done bugs and it seems like they attack us so we do all sorts of stuff to them afterwards and she's a lunatic this guy is a nut. We're going to knock his head off again you going to see who this Hawthorne guy is it might be Tommy f and he's a crazy man he's not stupid he's somewhat educated and it seems like he's refined it seems odd to us too but wow and it's correlation to Jupiter and he may have noticed these things it's extremely important he's like a soldier we get that too it's not a private it's more like a sergeant and he acts like one and sometimes lieutenant sometimes colonel but that makes sense cuz he looks and says that's the strategic item. It's a little bit unnerving and he's dangerous he can get huge like me and I do it because I don't but I have a Mac physiology it's not a mutated one but our friend here is a giant and he says he might be a lot bigger than people think I calculate 24 ft tall and that's as big as the polar bear and he is nicknamed Ninuk. So he says I can make a breakfast restaurant name the nook and we need those greasy foods is none and it's terrible Joe wants to make the big pancake House that sounds interesting it says it's not low hard to figure out people want to get by somehow and I like it so we're going to go to work but we're going to be terrifying to these people pretty soon and he says I don't think so I think they're going to get rid of themselves short snake is going to have to do it all in his lunch format it's true too the guy works like crazy he's out of control isn't that right Julius and our friend says yeah that's true they're going to knock each other out and it's ugly and annoying you just never get their s*** together

Blockbuster

Olympus permission to print granted

[leonkidfmp]

Mjolnir

Mjolnir, in Norse mythology, the hammer of the thunder god, Thor, and the symbol of his power.

Forged by dwarfs, the hammer never failed Thor and he used it as a weapon to crash down on the heads of giants. Mjolnir was stolen by the giant Thrym, who asked as ransom the hand of the goddess Freyja. When Freyja refused to go to Thrym, Thor disguised as her and succeeded in grabbing the hammer, which had been brought out to consecrate him as Thrym’s bride. Thor then slaughtered Thrym and the other giants with the hammer.

In fiction Thor's hammer also know as Mjolnir is almost always depicted as being able to be thrown and recalled from large distances, an aspect I recreated with my trident.

Mjolnir's depiction in fiction

Marvel

In marvel Mjolnir is depicted as a hammer made from Uru which was retrieved from a moon that was smashed during a battle between 2 elder gods. It is also said that a storm called the god tempest was sealed inside of the uru debris which the hammer was forged from.

when Odin first tried to wield Mjolnir he failed to control its power as the God Tempest sill retained its power, the hammer also ravaged asgard as it flew out of control leading to Odin placing an enchantment on it where no one would be able to wield it except him.

Despite him struggling to wield the hammer he used it to aid him when he was a member of the prehistoric avengers, but when he assumed the throne of Asgard it was stored away in the Asgard armoury.

Much later, Mjolnir was bestowed to his son Thor, after he proved himself worthy through many trials. With few exceptions, Thor has carried Mjolnir throughout his adventures. So the history of Mjolnir follows the same history as Thor. Although Asgard was destroyed in Ragnarök, Thor and the hammer still survived.

Mjolnir represented Thor's worthiness in a sense as when Thor found himself not worthy he would be unable to life Mjolnir.

2. Record of Ragnarök

In record of Ragnarök Mjolnir is depicted as Thor's primary weapon, a ginormous hammer bigger than Thor's whole body. The hammer is mostly covered in a white and grey exterior with a gold vein-like pattern on the outside. Despite being used as a weapon Mjolnir is really a living creature that will enter its awakened state when Thor is fighting a strong foe.

When it is awake, the hammer begins to sprout veins and proceed to pulse. in this state the hammer is so hot that the imbued orichalcum surrounding it melts like lava.

3. God of war Ragnarök

In god of war Ragnarök Mjolnir is seen to be forged by the huldra brothers Brok and Sindri and wieled by Thor, the Aesir God of Thunder, But it was later inherited by Thor's daughter Thrud, The goddess of strength.

In god of war Mjolnir is depicted as a hammer with a grey metalic head with carvings engraved to the side of it along with gold circles with their own patterns, the handle of Mjolnir is seen as brown and wooden, along with brown leather wrapped around for grip, across the whole hammer there also appears to be gold patterns wrapping around the hammer with engravings carved into them.