#thranduil X bard

[just--a--random--human--being]

Barduil is such a funny ship, because we literally saw two tired hot widowed DILFs interacting and we said "They're fucking."

[alwaysaliceangel]

Uuff, nunca es suficiente, a veces quiero hacer explotar ese botón!

[oogsterboogster]

[jamespsulliv4n]

Shit like this makes giggle so loud istg

[drascales]

like father like son…..

[kinderschreckfigur]

whenever i see Thranduil's old injury I think about how he's blind in at least one eye (and also how someone on here pointed out that Bard is allowed to stand on his blind side throughout the movies)

that's why I wrote a whole ass fic about Thranduil being blind

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

The kids meeting

Tilda: *staring up at Legolas unblinking*

Legolas: *staring down trying not to be intimidated*

*later*

Bard: “How did meeting Legolas go?”

Tilda: “I like him, he’s nice”

*meanwhile*

Thranduil: “So how did you find Bards children?”

Legolas: “Arda I’m not embarrassed to admit that I’m terrified”

[nightingale2004]

Why do I feel like these two idiots👇

Are the older version of these two idiots 👇

(Am I alone? They would have aged so freaking gracefully in adulthood. That or this is them in the Hobbit universe if they were Bf allies)

[pseudohades]

[THAUC24] ➻ Warmth.

Read the fic by @bishkebab on Ao3 ... you could say the full image is uncut over there ;)

@fellowshipofthefics

(Tumblr really doesn't want me posting this one so i had to crop it more than intended)

[maleinmari]

Barduil NSFW headcanons

(Partially Modern!AU)

Thranduil uses a commanding tone in private. Or he can just gesture to show Bard what to do. For example, just point his finger where to kiss and caress.

Bard is always the top, and Thranduil is always the bottom. But this does not mean that Thranduil's desires are not brought to the fore. There is constant inequality in their relationship, and it suits both of them.

These idiots keep forgetting about condoms. BARDUIL CREAMPIE CULTURE!!!

Thranduil lives in incomprehensible to anyone periods. No matter how much Bard tries to figure out what his mood depends on, it's inexplicable and chaotic. For example, Thranduil can played hard-to-get for a week or more, and then suddenly the blood hit not his head at all, and then Bard just lies there and prays that his lover will let him go.

Bard sometimes stops the impatient Thranduil by placing his hands on his hips and gently stroking the skin there, slowing him down.

They love to tease each other by changing the tempo or pose. Everyone does it according to their taste. But all the provocations end when one of them whispers something like "Move with me."

Thranduil is generally a fan of teasing Bard. He has a "habit" of sending Bard something like "By the by, how do you like my shirt?" and a photo where he's wearing nothing but a shirt. The worst part is that he sends it to his work email.

Thranduil, if saddling Bard, likes to pause the action and just sway, laughing and looking down from top to bottom. Without getting off Bard's dick, by the way.

They have clear rules set by Thranduil: what is allowed and what is not allowed. But Bard likes to break them by biting his skin just above what his clothes could cover.

If Bard manages to pin Thranduil down to the sheets (preferably lying on his stomach), he always holds him by the neck in a stranglehold, just without too much pressure.

In general, asphyxia is a fairly common practice in their sexual relations. More often than not, Thranduil can gently squeeze a lover's neck on emotion if Bard overreaches with rudeness.

After intimacy, Thranduil often sits contentedly on top of Bard's hips, kissing him for a long time.

I was very pleased with the feedback from the last post, you are so sweet( •̀ ω •́ )✧

[thephoenixandthecrocodile]

I’m watching the Hobbit and somehow I always forget about the absurd chemistry between Thranduil and Bard.

[alwaysaliceangel]

"Soy mitad agonía, mitad esperanza"

[plutolichen]

... trying this again because it wasn't showing up in the Barduil tag (???) so so so sorry to everyone who already saw this.

here's a collection of some OLD(ish) Barduil sketches. more recent stuff coming soon(tm)

the soggy beast

some scar headcanons

these are all really old

bonus

[ginger-and-all-things-spice]

That one doodle but Bard and Thranduil

[lovestruckelf]

You can absolutely see Thranduil undressing and fucking Bard in his head here. You can't change my mind.