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U're a sissy, babe But, yes, u're right

Sauron, bending over Celebrimbor, who is dying at his hands, and kissing him for the last time.

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Sauron, bending over Celebrimbor, who is dying at his hands, and kissing him for the last time.

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FrUk/UKFr bingo!

Reblog this and show your result so as many sweethearts as possible know💋🤲🏻

(I'm seriously ill, I have complete bingo)

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Well… Sauron/Aragorn

I wanted to write a post about this for a long time, exactly from the moment I started working on a fanfiction. There were many thoughts, fantasies and headcannons.

So, let's get started.

I think that Sauron, after he and Aragorn first "met" (Only Sauron knew that they had met), might have simply decided to do something with him because he "liked" him.

Well, basically, Sauron is just partial to beautiful and impudent brunettes.

If we consider AU, then it would be more logical to do it like this:

Sauron would have tried to take over Aragorn's mind. This will give me the opportunity to control, and there will be an alibi... "I chose him only for the victory, because no one will suspect him, and not because I want to see him all the time"

I think that Sauron and Aragorn, if it were mutual, would be the trope of "loving the moon".

They would hardly be able to build a "relationship", at least according to the canon. But if you look at the option that I suggested at the very beginning, then you can develop a good pot from this. Madness, obsession, exorcism and a new threat to Aragorn's anal Middle-Earth. And you can also make size-kink, tentacles and extreme porn

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There are a lot of feelings about when Sauron and Celebrimbor fought for the rings, Sauron was fighting coolly and emotionlessly, while Brimbi was furiously trying to soak him, thinking about something like:

"Damn, I'd be a great husband for that stubborn guy."

I wish to think so.

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Somewhere in my Modern!AU, a fairly drunk Thranduil might say to Bard...

(get ready, you'll die from cringe and my genius)

"I'm certainly not an bow, but I'd like to bow you to hook up"

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I need a hedcanon that when Celebrimbor was tortured in Sauron's captivity, Sauron could bring him back to consciousness by taking the form of Annatar.

Thus Celebrimbor would gain false hope, and it would be all the more painful that Sauron would become himself again, taking up the whip again.

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I'm doing a big "justify!" about Barduil, I will say that I feel very bad from the material that I digest

Fortunately, they are my fathers and how can I refuse?

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A sudden headcanon

When Sauron pretended to be Annatar, he needed to concentrate very much. But sometimes he lost control and his comely appearance changed.

When Celebrimbor pulls him over, taking him faster, and Annatar tries not to draw attention to his changes.I can imagine how he grins, his small sharp fangs begin to stick out, his eyes burn with predatory fire, and pupils become narrow.

I think young noldo does not understand that he shares a bed not with the beautiful Lord of Gifts, but with almost the main evil of Middle-earth (but even more beautiful).

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FUUUUK THEY'RE SO PRETTY I WANT TO KISS THEM (AND U)😭😭😭😭

PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ring kids hellyeah!!!

As i adore screaming here and there about HOW MUCH INSANITY I PUT INTO FIGHTING FOR HAPPY EVIL SILVERGIFTING DADS (or just dark!Tyelpe AU) i dare to draw their ring kidos🤭 i won't show u de names haaa that would be too evident spoilers😌

okai let's not count Narion (Nariel formerly ehe)

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A little bit about me

I make such collages so as not to die from apathy and self-loathing, and in general to understand who I am.

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I think that my Modern! Thranduil is very similar to the song "Папина любовница – Монеточка"

"Father's Girlfriend" The song tells the story of the lyrical heroine from the perspective of a child. She is described as very mysterious, but the child seems to have warm feelings for her. This can be indicated by lines such as:

"Paints lips with red gloss

Even my grandmother and uncle don't know

How old she is, to be honest.

Even dad doesn't know, and it is good."

I think this is very correct and appropriate for the AU.

I headcanon that Bard knows everything and nothing about Thranduil at the same time. All the stories from his youth, favorite breakfast/flowers/type of coffee/type of fabric/smell/songs... But he will never be able to answer with whom and where Thranuduil is, and even how old he is. Thranduil is not hiding anything, it just happened that way.

"Will take you to a movie, will allow you popcorn,

Will turn on our tape recorder to the whole world"

Here I can mention my headcanon on the relationship between the Bard's children and Thranduil. He spoils them, allows them to do almost everything, allows them to play "for just five more minutes.", what Bard doesn't do cause he's a little stricter.

It is worth mentioning that the song ends with the mother finding out about her father's betrayal, and the heroine leaves "without anyone" Well, in our case there is no mother, and the children seem to have become too attached to him.

Now he is probably in this slightly untidy three-room apartment forever, so, in principle, Thranduil can get used to making coffee in this kitchen.

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The reason I like silvergift more in the Shadows of Mordor than in the Rings of Power

The fact is that Celebrimbor… good. He's very good. As a character, as a person. Compared to Sauron, who is inherently an absolute evil if you compare them.

And in the Shadows of Mordor, Celebrimbor was an excellent antipode to Sauron. He was just as crazy, he was almost as cruel, and even though he was actually protecting his family, it only makes him a little better than Sauron. Unlike Sauron, he is at least a little humane. Despite the prognostication. This blurs the concept of a good and a bad hero, they just pursue different goals. Although who knows what horror would be happening in Middle-earth if Celebrimbor got the rings?

I'm not going to whine like, "Oh no, what did you do with Celebrimbor?"Just because a different adaptation and a different vision of the character doesn't spoil the version you love.

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It's such a shame that in English "sideburns" are called exactly that. Simply because in my native language (rus) they are called "bakenbards"

AND I CAN'T JOKE ABOUT BARD HAVING BAKENBARDS FOR U

It's excruciating.

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I think a lot about Thranduil having " main character energy" That is, he is confident in his exclusivity, his drama is the most tragic (in his opinion) and I'm sure he always arrives at his own edit, where he is the best, and all around there are empty people who don’t understand anything.

But at the same time he is a minor character

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Thranduil is bitch damn

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I can insist that Celebrimbor can be bottom

Uni silvergifting yeeeeea🤟😜