#thoughts🪱

[leeches-lite]

Bitches successfully fast for one day and suddenly think they're immune to all cravings/urges.

It's me, I'm bitches.

[diary-of-a-quarantined-yandere]

I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I will kill to kiss you. I will kill to kiss you. I will kill to kiss you. I will kill to kiss you..I̵̛̛͇̰͔̳̟̦̩͐̒̒̏̄̚͘I will kill to kiss you. I will kill to kiss you. ̷͍̗̻̰̹̝́̓̑̍̀̏͆̏ẁ̵̻̱̤͇͍̱̅͐̍̅̅̀͘͘ḯ̵͍̰̹̲͍͎̹̯̓̐̿̓̆̄̈́͝ͅl̴͉̀͂̈́̃̄͌͒̽̚ļ̶̧̯̯̲͙̦̑̿̽̚͜ͅ ̸̯̟͆͆̓̑̂̊̚͜k̸̨͙͉̞̺̬̳̉͆̓̈̽͂̍͘͘̚i̷̯͎̯̇̽͐̈́̎͐̒̐̕l̸͎͐̚ĺ̵̺̥͖̥͒̔̋͗͌͒̍ ̵͚̙̗̑̂͊͗ͅt̶̛̹̤̳͛̒̌̔̂̿̅̽ǫ̴̲̘͈̰̺̝͌̐̾̕ ̴͔̥̘̝͖͇͓̦͉́̎̎̀k̶̡͓̥͍͓̝̙̊͛̈́͘i̵͙̩̺̮̦͖̖͍͛́s̴̡̹̳͎̠̗̞̭̞͐̅̍͝͝s̵̨̨̨̢̢̡͓̭̜͈̓̆ ̷̨̖͍̝͙͓̼̬̐͒̆̐̂̇̇͑̌͝y̷̨̺̞͕̦̦̔̄͂̍̿ŏ̸̖͊̀͋͆͆͝͝ṳ̴̡̡͔̝͖̰͆͜.̷̝̪̮̺͍̖͔̋̄̾̈́̎̇́̈͗̏ ̷͕̾̂́̀́̂̄̂̉͝I̴̮͒̑͂̑́̍́̀͋ ̶͚̲̩͈̝̩̓ẅ̵͉̯́i̵̧̤̱̺̮͚̖̒̒̓̐l̵̤̜͈̹̊͊͌͒̕l̵͔̺̘̼͎̤̠̞͙̯̓͑͂͂ ̸̺͎̦̲̩͕̟͂̃̽́̅̽̓k̴̗͎̖̯̹̈͐ḯ̶̧̙̥͈͚̰̪̥̀͒̓̇͛̊͆͝l̸͖̺̫̺̺̱͈̱͑̋̚l̶͕̓̑̚ ̶̦̼̰̈́͒͂͊t̷̡̥̟̤̭̳̉̋̂̂͐͂͠o̷̡̬̟̝̿̅̑̌̏̒͘ͅ ̵̢̹̹͚͍͆̔̿̆k̸̪̟̱̪̞͆̐́̊̀̉̍́̔͝ỉ̷̛̮̜̈́̆̿͌̾̕s̷̡̰͔̯̠͎̯̰̜̮̑͋̔̓̾s̷̟̜̒͑̀́͆ ̷̢̧̘̦̳̼̜̟͌͝y̵̟͐̽o̴̧̧͍̳͖̎̈͛u̷͓̍͋́͠.̷͎̖̺̙̫͐͋̈́ͅ ̸̢͖͙̺̹̫̊͌͒̉̚͝Ì̸̧̡̞͕̲͔̳͖̦̑̏̿̎͋̀ ̸̠̟̻̬͔́ẉ̷̣̲̼̒̽͛̄̓̑͆̽̚i̷̳̪̫̞͇̳͇͈͂̄̅̀̚̕͘͝l̷̤̗͎̽̾̽͝l̶͚̺̘̀͑̀̔̾̅͝ ̵͖̟͖͙̭̭͉̒̉̈̎͜͝ķ̶̛͓͚̱̠͎͕͋̈́͋͂i̵̳̜̭͖͗̉͒̓̐̉͂̆͘͝l̸͖͇͈͂̇́͌͂͝l̵̡̜̪̩̙̘̂͂̀̂̈́̏̈́̂ ̶̠̩͓̀̎͒̀͗̈̍̓̚ͅt̸̛͙́̀̒̾͝o̵͙̞͔̤̲̮̅̇̐̍͌̃̅ ̸̨̘̈́̽́̄̒͂̄̒͂͝ķ̸̰̮̱̣͎̪̪̆͜ḭ̸̛̭̖͕̖̪̤͎̮͎̋š̸̛̩̰̦͕̰̿͒̈́̔̈́͘s̸̳̦̺̏̄̈̍ ̶͈͓͖̠̃̅y̸̛̥̙̝̍̽̈́̊̋̾́͑̍ͅͅͅơ̶̢̞̙͓͎̣̳̙͉̊͌̄͐̇ư̷͎̲̼̮̪̝̪͛͐.̸̣̲̳̼͎̪̳̩̭͂̇̾̀̈́̿͜͝ ̷̣̥̜̥͎͍̞̼̻̗͂̃͆̆͘͠I̶̅��̭̒͐̇̇̓̑́͝ ̷͈͇̫͂̓̇̿̍̅͛w̴̧̦͑̐̽i̴̧͔̘͔̠̠̍̀́͘l̶̢̹̙͔̰̳̘̫̻̱̏́͛̀͠l̵̢̠̤̤̄͌̾̔̕ ̴͉̝̈́̎k̴̲̮̙̻̭͉̲̗̣̬̇̎̑͘͘i̴̪͕̙̪̻͚͔̊l̶̠̟͕͉̪̓̉̾̽̂͝͠l̴̳̲͝ ̴̨͍̜̘̤̈́͊͌͛̉̈͒̓t̸̩̤͎̖̲̔̑̔̑̈́͆̕̚o̶͍̖̺̦͔̿ ̷̨̨̭̠͙̠̗̟͕̯̎͗͐̃͠͝k̴̘͛i̶͓͍̭̻͙̮͍̞͗͗̋̏ş̷͕̟̹̯̊͑́͊͑̐s̵͕̰̓̆̅̑͂̽̕ͅ ̵̫̝̫̜̦̹̼͚̱͗͊̎̎̎͌̒̓̎y̴̧̲̥̱̺̅̂́͋̂̇̉͠ō̶̱̼͍͓u̵̬̥̔.̶̙͈̍̂̕͝ ̸̥͉͕̍͜I̵̫͙͇̘̞͗͊͆̑̒̒́̅̀͠ͅ ̸̝͖̜͚̻̞̣̟̘̂̈́̊̂̍̎͊̄̾ͅw̷̡̘̠̙͕̪̗͈̣̟̌̒i̶͔̱͎̔̑͆̄̎l̷͚̖̰͇̜̯̩̃̎͐͗̓̄͊̽͘l̷̼̳̑̚͜ ̸̨̼̘̣̫̜̀̈́͂͆k̵͔̀̂̽̅̑̎̏̂̉ȋ̸̱̺̟͆̆̇̂l̷̡̛̛̗͖͔̗͇͕͋̿́͊̋͛͘̕ḷ̸̑̽̈́̾̀͊͊̍̓ ̵̲̩͚̝͎̣͕͖͉̓̿t̸̡̂̀̂̌͑͠͠ŏ̵̤̗̭̺̟̍̌̽͂̆͛̇̕͝ ̴̬̭̈̽̎̐̏̽͐̈́̚k̶̛̹̣̦̞̞͒̈͑̔͌̆̀͜͝ì̷̪̗͙̯͛̔̀̈́̅̍͜s̷̟͎͉̖̗̲̮̣̋̄̈́̽͑̀̎̅̀s̵̹͕͇͕̥̘̥̳̭̻̈́̑̈͐̀̐̈̕͝͠ ̴͕̖̱̣̀͒y̷̦̹͖͊̌̓͒̚o̸͚̤̦̺̲̦̅u̶̧̮̲̤̻͚̪̣̞̇̑.̶̣͇̂̔̓͑̃̂̈́͆ ̶̨̢̰̭̪͚̣͎̩͙̾͌̄̆̽͋̓Ī̶̢̛̝͍̭̜͇̜͚̊͑͊̇̒̐̄̚ ̴̡̘́w̷̝̩̋̑̈́͋̊̐͛͜ỉ̵̧̗̼̗̪̱͙̮̙͑̑l̵̘̦̈́̐̇ḷ̵̟̒͑̄͌̕ ̷̧̩̰̞̬̥̮͈͒̇̀k̶̢̢̟̩͋́̏̈́i̵̢̝͍̐̄́̓̈́͋̑̕͜ļ̴͚͍̟̮̟̀ͅl̷̩͙̔͗͌͑̐ ̸̺̊͜t̵͍̅̒o̵̢͍̘̤̩͉̫̩͊͑͒͑̌̀̀͋̃͠ ̶̢̥̰̒̽̀̉̈̀͛k̵̪̈́͆̍̊͘͝ì̶̪͑͗͠s̷͙͉͂̏̍͋̑̚͜͝s̴̗̖͉̋́̇̇̑̕̚̕͝͝ ̸̣͙͙̆͂̓̈́̆ỳ̶̭͝o̴̮̪͍̲̣̠͙̫̮̗͊͐͂͛͗͋̈́̐u̷̟͔͂̈́̌͊͒̄̔.̷̟̀̂͌̉̌̀̕͝ ̴̡̰͈͖̪͓̹̲̽̀̇͜Ĩ̸̱̜̠̑̃͒́̍̚͝ ̷̰͉̜͍̭̱̟̫̀͌̃̓̾͗̓͝w̸͖̭̺̓̋̐͑̓̈̄͠ỉ̶̢͔̫̠̘̟̻͕̑̍͠͠͠ͅl̸̤̓̽̾̔̓́̆l̸̹̪͙͇͔̘̈́̕ ̸̨̜̙̖̝͚̪̅̑ͅk̶̞̊́̒͒͋̿͝i̶̧̢͇̙̫͚̭̥̲̼̒̀͐̎́̑̔l̶̯͔͖̫͔͐l̶̯̭͉̭̝͖͈͈̃̐̔̉̀̀͐͝ ̴̣̉͝͠ț̸̺̝̫̜̣̠̯̀̃́͘͜o̴̡̫͔̺̣̼͖̤̿͆ ̶̢̡̡̘̣̖̲͉̓̅̆̕͠ͅk̵̟̞̇̅̔̌̊́̔̈́͠͠i̸̩͎̠͚̲̮̇͗̌̌̈͋̓͘͜͝s̶͕͓̱̩͈͒̆̃̑͐͘͘͠ṣ̸̠̅́͐̄̓̕͝ ̸̓��̝̻̯̦̲̼̻̓͛͒͜͝ỳ̴͚̗̻̤̲͆̀̏̌̾̉̌ͅo̷̘̯͇͂̈́̏u̴̡̩͖͖͎̦̒̒̔̋́̐͐͂͆͜.̴̙̮̥̗͈̻͈̞̗̦̐ ̴̧̮̹͍̾͝I̵͖̊̑͋͂̍̄̒̂̍ ̸̨͕̲̳̱̙̼̓̊͒̑̕̚͠w̶̻̦̮͇̿̔͋̊̄͊͆͝î̵̛̗̜͇̈̈́̎̀͒͊̚͠l̵̻̭̿̓l̷̡͚̞̬̄̒͋́̽̕ͅ ̷̡̛͍̼̜̝̄̎͛̓k̸̨̪̗̺̼̳͍͔̈́̂́̈̎͑ị̴͔̱̲͓͇͎̮̫͓̓́͑͐l̴̛͕̗̫̰̗̙̆͛̿̽̕ͅl̸̢̞̳̱̿ ̵̮̮̼̗̰͕̺͚̃̈͘̚ͅt̴̬̞̠̣̣̹̩̲͙̞̅̽̀̑̈́̄͒̆̚ǒ̸̩̔̽̉̕̚ ̶̛͖̫̜̰̜̥̣͕̍̽̐̔͑̇̓͝ͅk̸̳̫̩̆́̍̃ḭ̷̼̩̊̾͒͝͝s̴̻̠̻̙̜͙̐͐̎ͅs̸̡̗̖̾̈́ ̸͉̼̌̀̐́͝ỹ̸̝͚̣̗͉̰̦̜̤͂o̴̧̹͉͋͝ū̸͍̤͍̀͗̀̈́.̴̨̠͚͕͚̮̦̝̻̃͑̕

[astronomodome]

halt, evildoer‼️‼️‼️

[schizotypalpd-culture-is]

STPD culture is randomly realizing that certain memories aren't real and that it was actually a recent dream or fantasy.

(Sometimes it'll be small like "I swear I just went out and bought ketchup yesterday" but other times it's a day ruining realization)

- 🪱 (if I may claim this)

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[castielsprostate]

a fly (dean) marrying a bumblebee (castiel)

[misc-obeyme]

🪱 hey, its two am for me and i just had a huge realization. Levis animal is a snake/serpent. Snakes have two reproductive organs and they are cold blooded. But Levi is envy. Do you think that he has passed out multiple times because he is cold blooded but wont ask for help because of how he thinks he is a “yucky otaku” or di you think he just clings to everything and everyone warm? Di you think his tub is heated?

(Sorry for bad grammar im half asleep)

Hello, 🪱 anon!

You know, I have not ever considered this, but if Levi can have two dicks, then he could certainly be cold blooded.

It seems to me that some brothers have more influence from their animals than others. And Levi definitely has the whole snake/serpent thing going on.

If he is cold blooded, I can't imagine that he wouldn't at least keep his own room warm for himself. His tub seems to be free standing so I don't know if it has a heating capability, since it would need to be plugged in. Though that's just based on what we've seen in official art. You could certainly headcanon that he has a heated tub and honestly that would make a whole lot of sense.

If you think about the set up for pet snakes and such, they usually need a heat lamp and require certain temperatures. So he would at least need to keep his room warm. If his tub isn't heated, he could have electric blankets or heating pads. He might even have a space heater to help keep the whole room warm.

Personally I looove the idea of him seeking out body heat without realizing it. Just imagine him snuggling up to MC or even one of his brothers, his attention fully on a game or something else entirely, not even noticing that he's pressing himself closer and closer to the warmth of the other person.

He might not ask for help directly, though. I could see him shivering and maybe saying that he's cold, but more because he can't help it than because he's trying to get someone to warm him up.

I think he might do something like sit next to Belphie on purpose with the hope that Belphie would fall asleep on him. Because if Belphie's asleep, it's less embarrassing for Levi, but he still gets the benefit of Belphie's warmth lol.

I also like the idea that some of the brothers would be aware of this particular trait of his and try to help him even if he didn't ask. Like I see the twins just sitting on either side of him 'cause they know he's gonna get cold without them. Satan always brings an extra jacket if he's going somewhere with Levi.

I like to think that by the time MC shows up, they've figured out his cold blooded ness and both Levi and his brothers are aware of how to prevent him from passing out. Assuming he wasn't like that when he was an angel, I do see him not telling them for a while until it becomes a problem. I could see Diavolo or Barbatos figuring it out first and telling the others.

[marrmora]

It’s really fucking funny to me whenever we have polar opposite fronters front at different times

Like we can have Leonardo, going full crazy, yelling at our door in quiet whenever our mother says something he doesn’t like/forces him in front. We can have him almost manipulate us into doing harmful things, making it affect us mentally and draining us, leading us to almost doing harm..

Or we can have Felix, rolling on the floor with our dog and hugging JohnQuavius the 31st (our lemur plushie) while listening to object show music and Minecraft songs/scene songs, and going on about Minecraft to our friend who probably doesn’t even know he’s fronting

I know that’s like normal system shit, but it’s so fucking funny to me when we have polar opposite headmates

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

Warren and Shrignold

[virichemia]

people keep saying mean things about himmmm 💔💔💔 rvery time some1 is mean to double dan an angel loses its wings!!!!!!!

A slug loses its slime (mucus) 🐌

A worm loses its wiggle 🪱

A British person spills their tea ☕️

It's so sad, so tragic that people keep being so mean about this guy. What did he ever do to you? Be kinda unappealing? British? Aggressive? Most likely, the unappealing part. I don’t care. I love that he's so unappealing looking because he's become very appealing to me. And obviously to you too!

He's really changed my brain chemistry, and I think it was for the better. He's made me feel so much more comfortable with liking and enjoying characters that aren't conventionally attractive or are deemed "ugly." We have found the beauty in the grotesque! And that is our Double Dan!

💚🪱🪱💚

[multifandomfrj]

damn,, ok then warren will you be yuri with me

- joe (@thejoeanon woah joe blog)

wow.. that IS a tempting offer ..

...

sure! you can join me and alans multifandomforrealyaoi wedding!

[leeches-lite]

I start college this fall and god, thinking about the "freshman 15" makes me so fucking nauseous.

I refuse to let that be me

I'm going to get this weight off and keep it off

I have to.

[spookyserenades]

Why must you cause such inner turmoil within me the beginning of each month 😭😓

-🪱

fjidsafj HA SORRY BESTIE!!!! WHAT A WAY TO START A MONTH AMIRITE

[festeringhorror]

desperately want someones hair twisted around my fist, and i WILL go feral about it

[gabes-a-mess]

TW: transphobia, homophobia, asshole family, swearing, talk about death

Ok, so I’m freaking out cuz my sisters are being fucking assholes about gay people. They’re saying that there wasn’t as many gay people back then as there is now. And my other sister said that how can an 11 year old girl be like “I want to kiss another girl” and I said that isn’t the same as thinking that an 11 year old girl wants to kiss a boy? And she was like well… no…

Like what the actual fuck man

And then she was like and why do you have to have labels for everything like pansexual and A sexual and I’m just thinking because we can express ourselves however we want, that’s why! Because lgbtq+ people have fought for their rights that they should’ve had in the first place!!

And one of my sisters said she wouldn’t fight for gay people’s rights cuz they don’t fight for her rights I’m fucking dying right now

I don’t understand how they think that! And I was like yes there were a lot of gay people. And I was thinking you just don’t want to and won’t search up the history!! I’m so fucking mad right now it’s ridiculous

And then earlier a trump fucking ad came on that was slandering Kamala Harris for wanting to give inmates sex changes and supporting nonbinary people! But the ad was like “Kamala supports they/thems and she wants to let biological men play in women’s sports” and my sister was like she shouldn’t do that cuz they still have testosterone and I’m sitting there dying inside like you really have no fucking idea what you’re talking about!! ITS. CALLED. HRT!!! like fuckkkk! And it not only applies to trans women but trans men in sports but the ad didn’t say anything about that, did it? Noooooo

Can you imagine what they’ll think when I come out to them? I’m bi and trans I hope you won’t want to fucking kill me

And I’m just so fucking afraid of what will happen if they find out before I move out

I’m gonna fucking die here

[biblicallyaccurategoddess]

I need to tie him up and suck his dick. For my mental health

[misc-obeyme]

🪱 anon

So with the levi being cold bloded all reptiles would be as well satan and asmo being a scorpion would be too, so would diavolo, a dragon, barb with some type of reptile tail, ect

Who would be the cuddliest?

(Also scorpions make a temporary dck for mating so satan and asmo so does this now make a hc of them being trans? And do you think satan makes one out of spite to Lucifer since he can make it do you think hed make it hella big to make Lucifer jealous?)

((No bias honestly im just a huge tan tan simp)

How would he react to that nickname? Hed probably punch me lol

NSFW MDNI

(though this is about anatomy rather than sex but I'm putting that just in case)

Okay I'm sorry the thing that really sticks out to me here is the temporary dick situation. Like that right there is my whole entire dream. I want this thing, but only sometimes. If I could physically switch my anatomy like that, I would be thrilled.

Hmm. Sorry that was probably tmi.

ANYWAY. I would think all cold blooded demons would end up being cuddly mostly because... well, they'd be cold all the time, right? As a human, MC is gonna be warm, so they probably attract the cold blooded ones. I kinda think Levi would be the clingiest. Asmo would use being cold blooded as an excuse to cuddle MC. Satan, Diavolo, and Barb strike me as the types who would want to cuddle with MC, but wouldn't make a huge deal about it. Might not even mention if they were feeling chilly.

Yo, things I didn't know about scorpions lol. Though I thought Satan's animal was a unicorn? I used to consider the tail just sort of its own thing and not really representative of his animal. But then an anon suggested it was made of bone and I was like headcanon instantly accepted. However, if we say that Satan does have the ability to create his own cock, do I think he'd make it huge to spite Lucifer? Maybe? I dunno, do those two normally have dick comparison sessions? Oh no now I'm imagining them making MC measure for them... and that would be pretty funny so I'm gonna go with yes lol.

I love the nickname Tan Tan, it's adorable. I think he wouldn't mind if you called him that in private. He might get embarrassed if you used in front of other people though.