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#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#emily prentiss#emilyprentissedit#cmverse#cmverseedit#criminal minds evolution#cmevolutionedit#jason gideon#mine#edit#*#internal*#1k#paget's delivery on that means a lot was SOOOOO good?? i had an OOF gut reaction to it#emily wanted to be accepted by the team so hard in s2 and gideon left before she thought she was#her getting this validation after twenty years? emily 'i'll do anything to be accepted desperate to be loved' prentiss??#of course it still means so much to her even now even though they never grew close even though the others did accept her
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My cheque I've been waiting a few months for and was supposedly delivered one week ago is now beyond a doubt either stolen or missing. (:
#I realize today is April Fools Day but it seems I am the Fool#USPS informed delivery said it was delivered Tuesday and we were able to get out to the old location on Thursday#and it wasn't there#or on Friday#or yesterday#it was supposed to take care of us for at least a month#I had so many plans for it#especially because April is my birth month#literally nearly $1000 just fucking evaporated#I just can't win lol#today sucked from the moment I woke up and felt an intense depressive spiral#but this is genuinely just cherry and the icing on top of this shit cake#this job was done in December#I've been waiting since then and then jumped through so many hoops to get actually fucking paid#and I literally begged them to send it to this address or make it out to Kalen so he could cash it#specifically to save myself so much trouble and avoid this exact scenario#and they said no and sent it to the faraway old address#and USPS claims it's been delivered but it's not there#so fuck me i guess#excellent fucking start to my favourite month#I'm going to rot in bed to practice rotting in hell#though i suppose I'm already fucking here lmfao#negative blah
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Varre eating a hamburger

He’s that one fuckinh manager that says “we’re a family” and eats at Mohgdonald’s even on his days off.
#elden ring#white mask varre#varre#thank you for the request anon! 🍔#silliest thing I’ve drawn in a minute#I took the opportunity to expand on a moghdonalds AU here#this was fun to draw as someone who has worked in a McDonald’s before#i got burnt by the stupid fry warmer on my first week#those heat lamps are wayyyy too low#was fun though. this was during covid so I was packing deliveries non stop
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Rook. Idk if you'll see this first or not, but please send the package over... I have the money to get my mini rollo ok!
Sending them to y'all with a care package (a small packet of brown sugar and a mini pillow) dw they shouldn't multiply if the meals are spaced out enough. Rook is calibrating and sending

#twst shitpost#mini rollo delivery#idk how it's called in english but in the NWestern part of France they have this godsent moist sugar called 'vergeoise'#and it can be vanilla flavored it's truly fantastic#pitié envoyez moi 10kg de vergeoise vanille ça pousse pas dans le grand est#went a bit off-topic but yeah sugar and water is a good starter food for the minis especially after a long trip#though you should keep an eye on them because they might rummage around and find the food storage#I don't think they are strong enough to open a fridge door though#but perhaps don't eat them- Unless you agree with the octratrio method I guess
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do you think it's weird or unfounded to not want to use chat gpt due to the environmental cost? i feel really strongly that i want to completely avoid it (and, like, recreational/work related ai in general) for that reason, but people seem to think this is really weird when i express that as a reason. but i feel like i should be able to make this call if i want to and that's a good reason to not use it. i don't know?!?!?! i don't get anything anymore?!?!?!
#my workplace is really leaning heavily ai#and people keep seeming to think that i too will use it#and i'm always just like 'NO!!!!!!!'#so far no one has pushed me on it and it's not required at all#but idk. is it going to stop being our call & become mandatory one day? D:#because (and i know this sounds so weird) morally i don't want to touch it!#this reminds me of one time when i was in acting class in college#and the prof was out so a TA was teaching#and we were playing a game where everyone had to repeat what everyone else had said and then add something on#and when it got to me i refused to do it because there were a bunch of swear words and i don't -- alas -- cannot -- swear#and i got in trouble with the TA and almost got kicked out of class lol#(but the other students stood up for me so i didn't!)#i get very rigid about things and i'm like 'sorry can't EVER do it!'#the swearing may be. ya know. completely morally neutral.#(though i still don't swear anything that can't be said on old timey network tv! because i'm weird!)#but i feel like i have way more of a case with this chat gpt stance#dollsome's deep thoughts#p.s. does this way of my brain operating suggest some profound neurodivergence?#i often wonder.#society told me swearing was bad when i was a kid and i've internalized it FOREVER.#i said 'shit' once when i was like 10 (in homage to a line delivery from mrs doubtfire!)#and then i cried inconsolably for like two hours and never swore again#(this was totally internally enforced btw. i don't have any memory of any adults ever caring whatsoever.)#even to this very day i wouldn't even swear alone.#does my brain work like that of merricat from we have always lived in the castle? maybe a little.#these tags have gone a lot of places#the point is. i think it's okay to be anti-chat gpt for moral reasons. and also coolness reasons.#and swearing = fine obviously. but not my style.#unless i'm writing and then there's no rules obvi
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Can you draw sideshow Mel? :3
Oh Mel, you dramatic lil guy... <3
#the simpsons#sideshow mel#fanart#my art#thats another old request from like january... im so sorry LOL#have a sideshow mel!! hope i did him justice for you anon :] i love seeing this guy#another character with a very fun delivery everytime#ily with your shakespearian rolled Rs and dramatics#anyway hi! kinda long time no art. i'm back home i can start posting again. and start catching up on all i've missed#it's been some rough days though so. slowly but surely#maybe ill focus on oc stuff more for a bit. for my soul#or not who knows we'll see <3#hope yall like it!
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sunrise on the reaping spoilers !!!
sorry, i see people talking about how maysilee donner in all her "one of us has to be the worst victor in history. tear up their scripts, tear down their celebrations, set fire to the victor's village. refuse to play their game." glory was not a rebel?? did we read the same book?
haymitch himself agreed that maysilee was twice the rebel he ever was, standing up to the capitol with an upturned chin and sharp words from day one without ever wavering. why else do you think they took her voice to kill her?
#SHE KILLED THE GAMEMAKERS! with zero (0) hesitation#just because she wasn't organised with the rebellion doesn't mean she wasn't a rebel#if lenore dove was one with her banners and her songs#then maysilee was one with her words and her actions#“i'll be your sister” on its own is REVOLUTIONARY to a stranger in the tribute center#i genuinely believe that if haymitch had told her about the plot it might have worked#i understand why he didn't and would never blame him (even though He Does)#but had maysilee known she could have been katniss#i know that in my heart#also. personal hc for fun. she didn't know about lenore Just because of the orange paint#(because while maysilee could have understood it from that but i don't think that would be sufficient enough evidence)#(considering she said she “knows her secret”#i think maysilee was also doing underground resistance work in twelve#anything from insulting peacekeepers to messing up deliveries to politicians to painting banners#miss girl was angry#that's why she was always so crass. it was her way to elevate herself from what they reduced her to#i ADORE her#expect maysilee essays and fics from me#she's underrepresented#sunrise on the reaping#sunrise on the reaping spoiler#sunrise on the reaping spoilers#sotr#sotr spoiler#sotr spoilers#maysilee donner#maysilee donner headcanon#maysilee donner hc#maysilee donner theory#sotr theory
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Doctor Who S4 Ep6: Deleted Scene from "The Doctor's Daughter"
Where do you want to go? Let's find a new world. For her.
#Doctor Who#DWedit#DWgifs#David Tennant#Catherine Tate#Tenth Doctor#Donna Noble#Jenny#deleted scene#tmd:doctorwho#tmd:tenth#tmd:donna#tmd:drdonna#tmd:deletedscene#tmd:dt#tmd:ct#tmd:post#Anyway the 'We go on living day after day after day' talk in The Giggle reminded me of this#and it's been knocking around in my head ever since#The tenderness of this scene though... eye contact and touch and delivery#It's so lovely 💜💜
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i'm going to pass out and I have 2 hours left in my shift fuck my stupid baka life #employment #IMSLEEPY
#at least i'm not nauseous anymore#they're gonna make me clean though i'm guessing#since all the deliveries are done
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dan heng x gn reader — 1.6k — long overdue continuation of my dumb delinquent au (and the two remaining fans cheer in delight), high school au, probably very americanized, probably ooc, very super incredibly vague implications to sad things but it's so blink-and-you'll-miss-it, himeko is dan heng's adoptive guardian in this au, do u guys hate me for the hoops i'm jumping through to squeeze every character in this au, reluctant friends-to-crush-to-lovers fast/slow burn unbearable unspoken feelings trope
drabble no. 1 of this series/universe, u should probably read this first heh...
notes: hi guys, i'm back after taking yet another unplanned year-long hiatus, hope u missed me! (the crowd stays quiet) i bring u another delinquent au drabble because the worms got to me and i couldn't help it OK, OKAY?!?! enjoy! :3
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Dan Heng hasn’t seen much of you in the last week.
It’s unusual, he defends his worries to himself, very unusual. Despite not having a single class with you, he sees you often. In the last few months since he’s known you, he’s seen you at least three times a week after school, sometimes bloody and other times free of any injury, but the point is, he sees you. Talks to you, lets you walk him home (and pointedly doesn’t let you take him to any antique stores or overpriced tea shops on the way there).
Today is Friday, and the fifth day straight that he’s stood in the courtyard behind the school for thirty minutes after dismissal, waiting for you to show up, appearing in a breeze of glitter and dust like a poorly-practiced magician. It’s the fifth day straight that you haven’t shown up, and he’s starting to realize how paradoxical your friendship feels.
Dan Heng is hesitant to even call it a friendship. It feels weird—it’s like he’s known you for years, like he’s grown up with you on the same block in the same neighborhood, except in truth he’s only known you for three months, and he just learned your birthday last week after (embarrassingly) prying it out of you. He doesn’t know where you live, which front door to knock on so that he can check up on you, he doesn’t even have your phone number. All he can do is circle the perimeter of school grounds, waiting for you to show up, or looking for a top hat somewhere so he can pull you up out of it like he’s the poorly-practiced magician and you’re the bunny that he’s unethically shoved into a top hat.
Luckily for him, though, fifth time’s the charm, and on his (miserable, lonely) walk home, he bumps into you as he rounds the corner to his block. Like, really bumps into you.
He hears a semi-familiar shout of horror as he stumbles back, the sudden slam of pressure on his nose making his eyes water, and he clasps his hands over his nose (it doesn’t hurt that bad, he swears), and then your hands are grabbing his shoulder and giving him a firm shake before he can even process that it’s you he’s just stumbled into.
“Oh!” You shout, and he registers the tilt of your head through his watery, cloudy vision, “It’s you! I was looking for you.”
Dan Heng feels like— laughing, dryly, or maybe grabbing your shoulders back and shaking you until you reflect on how ridiculous you sound—as if he wasn’t the one wandering school grounds for an hour each day for the last week in search of you, like a lost dog, and god he really hopes no one caught him doing that, but at the very least March 7th definitely saw him, which means it’s going to hit the rest of his social circle eventually and he’ll have to hang his head in shame and stay silent when all his friends ask him why he was moping for five days straight.
“Looking for me?” he mumbles, repeating your words instead of coming up with a thought of his own because he’s still sort of reeling from the sudden sight of you and the buzzing ache in his nose. “Am I bleeding?”
“Oh,” you say, yet again, and he feels your hands take his wrists and pull them away from his face so that you can get a good glimpse of him. “Nope, no blood. Thank god. I’d feel really bad if I had to return you to Himeko with your face mangled.”
“Return me,” he echoes again, and in two seconds flat he sobers up and straightens his posture and finally gets a good look at your face. “What? Where have you been?”
“Around,” you answer vaguely, like you always do, and Dan Heng is now half a step closer to actually shaking you by your shoulders and turning you upside down until the truth falls out of your pockets like cartoon coins. “I’m back now, though! I wasn’t going to get a perfect attendance award anyways, so it’s kind of whatever.” Your lips quirk up into a stupid smile, and your eyes are scanning his face and his potentially bruised nose bridge. “Did you miss me?”
“Yeah,” he admits, like an idiot, and he unfortunately doesn’t miss the sudden stalling of your expression, the way your smile freezes for half a second and the twitch in your brow. “No,” he quickly rights, but it’s a moot point by now, “whatever. What do you mean, around? Have you been at school at all this week?” He finally looks down at your clothes, which are very much not any kind of school-uniform-adjacent garb, but rather a collared shirt with some kind of logo on the top left.
“I’ve been working,” you say, and it’s maybe the most honest and straightforward answer that Dan Heng will ever get from you, so he relishes in it for a moment. “You know, a job. Have you heard of that before? Jobs? Employment?”
“That’s allowed? Are we allowed to work?”
“Well,” and you do it again, glance off to the side before coming back to him, “I hope so. I’m not looking to quit this job so soon. They hired me, so it’s all good. I just had to miss school this week so they could train me, but I’ll be back on Monday. You’ll get your daily dose of me again soon, don’t worry!”
Working. Dan Heng doesn’t know much about your schedule, what you do after school besides annoy him and walk him home and get into fights with seemingly invisible and untraceable and unnameable people, but this feels like one more piece in a thousand-piece puzzle where half the pieces have been drenched in water and bent. He feels two steps away from knowing more about you at the same time that he feels miles away.
“I’m at the movie theatre,” you tell him, “so you should come visit with your friends some day. Four to ten P.M. on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. You can introduce me to your friends properly, you know,” and you have that nearly-tense, nearly-dishonest quirk of your lips, and you’re looking right at him like you’re trying to tell him something without saying it, “unless you’re too embarrassed to let them meet me.”
This is not the first time you’ve said things like this, not by a long shot. Dan Heng thinks back, and is sure that you say something along the lines of aren’t you embarrassed at least once for every two times that he talks to you. Scared you’ll get caught with me? you asked him just last week, like being with you was a surefire way to get cursed or shunned or ostracized. Dan Heng doesn't get it, and it doesn't sound like you want him to.
“No,” he says, steadfast, realizing belatedly that your hands are still around his wrists from when you’d tugged them down off his face, and his skin beneath your fingers is heating up rapidly, but so are the tips of his ears. “That’s not it,” and he really doesn’t have the strength to say anything deeper than that, so he dodges, “what were you doing on my street? Did you go to my house?”
You’ve been caught. Sheepishly, you let go of his wrists, one hand going up to scratch the back of your neck instead, looking at his neighbor’s dead half-dead rose bush next to the sidewalk. “I kind of figured maybe I’d check in on you, or something. Ask to hang out. But when I came at three, you weren’t home yet, so I just kind of hung out with your mom. I was leaving just now. Figured you were busy, or something?”
It’s an open-ended question, one that Dan Heng is very unwilling to honestly answer—if he did, he’d have to admit that the task that was oh-so-arduously occupying his time after school was sitting in the courtyard like a grieving wife waiting for her spouse to come home from war. He shakes his head instead of explaining anything—that should be enough of an answer.
“She gave me cookies,” you continue in lieu of a real response from Dan Heng. “Seriously, am I the only one that eats them, or am I, like, stealing your only source of food every time I come over?”
“The first one. I hate those things. They’re dry. I don’t understand how you eat them like that.”
“Woah! Rude! Whatever, more for me. Hey, you’ll help me with all that schoolwork I missed, right?” You punch him in the shoulder playfully, which might’ve knocked the wind out of him had it been aimed any closer at his sternum. “I think we have almost all the same teachers. And I'm a quick learner, so it won't be so bad for you."
“Fine,” he says with a faux reluctance that would really only be convincing to a child, “I can walk you home.”
“Haha,” and you punch his shoulder again, soothing it this time with a pat before you trail your hand up to the side of his neck, clasping the side of it with your warm palm, like you’re holding his pulse in your hand, and Dan Heng holds his breath so you won’t easily feel the rapid thump of blood underneath his skin, “maybe next time, champ.”
You’re smiling again, laughing when you look at the paling expression on his face, like you know something he doesn’t, and he barely has time to feel disappointed at your easy rejection before you laugh, breathy, one more time, and say goodbye.
(Himeko, to Dan Heng’s utter misery, hounds him for “details, the whole story, what did they say, Heng?!” the second he steps into the threshold of his house, keys still dangling from his hand. Terrible, awful, miserable. He does in fact, tell her everything.)
#dan heng x reader#hsr x reader#hsr dan heng x reader#honkai star rail x reader#my god how do u tag bro#dan heng x gn reader#hsr x gn reader#mroe like NONBINARY reader#im NONBINARY pilling you#honkai x reader#honkai dan heng x reader#dan heng fic#hsr fic#no taglist because i'm too embarrassed and i've been gone fro so long that it feels like i'd be interrupting everyones peaceful tumblr expe#ience with my sudden delivery of a 1.6k half written fic#my embarrassign high school au where i literally squeeze everyone into this universe no exceptions no thought behind it#yeah thats right im making himeko the mom and blade the childhood bff#and what about it#you cant take this away from me...#is this a good time to say that i haven't played the game in like 6 months#h-happy .. anniversary! i think?#i dont know any of these new characters on that new planet don't ask me about it#all i know is dan heng and march 7th and dr ratio#and at the end of the day that's all i need#i'm writing a kazuha fic rn (shudders and cries) even though i haven't played genshin since like#2.5 probably#i know nothing of sumeru. you're getting kazuha and incorrect lore and that's it from me. Love!!!
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“I can’t fucking be in there with it like that. Put it back how it was.”
Slow Horses | 4.02 A Stranger Comes to Town 🐌🐎
#i was going to gif this but there were too many gifs#this scene cracks me up#his line delivery when he tells them to put it back how it was 😂#he’s so visibly disgusted by what she’s done to his office#which is to clean it and organise it a bit#he already wanted catherine back#but after this he was like i NEED my wife back#even though im sure she’d love to clean his lair - but she knows not to#also this is the first time he’s met moira#and she’s clearly been there a while if they’re filing reports for her#he really started avoiding going in because catherine wasn’t there 🥺#jackson lamb#moira tregorian#shirley dander#marcus longridge#gary oldman#aimee ffion edwards#kadiff kirwan#joanna scanlan#slow horses#slow horses season 4
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rough animatic thing of my ocs delivering a package to sonic
#idk what posessed me to make this i’ve made all of maaaaybe 2 storyboards ever? it was fun though#my art#doodles#my animation#ocs#deadeye delivery#squabble the pigeon#carrion the cat#rig is there for all of 3 frames i’m not tagging her#sonic ocs#sonic#sonic the hedgehog
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yeah still thinking about this actually
#the fact he got down on his hands and knees specifically for *that* bit of the song#like#SPECIFICALLY#and don't even get me started on his expression#or the fucking WIGGLING#jesus christ 🫣#WHAT a delivery honestly#this performance of moonage daydream is insane from start to finish though#and also (obviously) fucking incredible#i'm still mad they didn't record an official cover because it's genuinely one of the best bowie covers i've ever heard#anyway#i'll be thinking about this for the rest of the day so now you all have to too 🫠#alex turner#eycte era#the last shadow puppets#tlsp#moonage daydream#alex vid#milex#lulu posts
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hii lin!! I would like to request Jiro and 🍋!
congrats on 500!!! You deserve every last one of those follows <3
jiro would like 2 say that evidence suggests that lifelong intake of lemon polyphenols has anti-aging effects not only on the host health status but also on the intestinal environment!
delivery service! 📮 send me a ghoul + emoji for a stamp!
#tokyo debunker#jiro kirisaki#lin's delivery service!#HIIIII THANK U!!!!!!#yes i searched up papers on lemons ajksdhfkjs#also nobody told me my links for the past few posts were broken!!!! ;n;#they're fixed now though#as usual don’t look at his hand I promise I’m practising
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Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Hi @potahun, I'm your gifter for the Heishin Valentine Exchange and I picked your Ghibli movie prompt and went with Howl's Moving Castle c:
@heishinvalentineexchange2025 Thank you for hosting the event! It has been super fun!!
Close ups and explanations below~
It took me a bit of time to figure out which character I wanted to be who, but I settled with Shinichi as Howl and Heiji as Sophie! I think the idea of Shinichi being an other worldly character like Howl isn't too far off from how he is depicted in canon. From an outsider's perspective, Shinichi seemingly has all the answers to the many cases he comes across. Especially with the way Heiji reveres Shinichi, it's not hard to see him as someone larger than life. (Also Shinichi transforming into a bird creature whenever he intervenes in the war kind of fits with how he transforms into Conan in canon as he investigates the Black Organization)
As for Heiji as Sophie, I feel that putting Heiji in a position where he becomes old can parallel his struggle with his family's (particularly his father) distrust in him being a teen detective. But in this case, Heiji initially fears that growing old hinders his ability to remain a detective. Throughout the course of the film, his fears would be assuaged as Heiji helps end the ongoing war in spite of his age.
Now for the art itself, originally I wanted to pick one scene to focus on so that I could combine this prompt with your Heishin whump prompt. But then I figured it would be neat to take inspiration from the movie's song Merry Go Round of Life. The large ring was intended to mimic the roof and rim of a merry-go-round. Like imagine the roof and then you squish it down (if that makes lol)! The rims on merry-go-rounds often feature a circular frame with images of landscapes within. For that, I recreated backgrounds from the movie.
Given the name of the song, I felt that I should recreate different scenes from the movie to show the progression of Heiji and Shinichi's lives (I would've drawn Heiji much older but I was just struggling on how to execute that properly TT-TT). From right to left the scenes are; Shinichi intervenes in the war; Heiji views the meadow Shinichi shared with him; baby Shinichi cronches on a star; Heiji watches the parade celebrating the war effort; and Shinichi stares fondly at Heiji within the castle.
Anyways, have some bonus doodles I made while working on this piece to keep me sane c:
(^ this is my celebratory doodle that I drew right after I submitted the artwork. I'm going to hibernate now thanks LMAO)
#dcmk#detective conan#heishin#hattori heiji#kudo shinichi#heiji hattori#shinichi kudo#when i got told i was gifting you pota i was like :O omg i know you!! lmao#i actually was considering other ghibli movies like kiki's delivery service and spirited away#but i decided to lean more into romance - so of the ghibli movies i've watched (which sadly isn't too many) howls fit the bill#(i do like the idea of shinichi as kiki and heiji as tombo/shinichi as haku and heiji as chihiro though so i might doodle it in the future!#anyways did i lose my mind painting this#yes#at the start i didn't think i'd be painting this many backgrounds (or painting at all - it was originally supposed to be flat colors T-T)#i didn't mean for this to happen at all it just kind of... did LMAO#like the background behind the characters within the ring? i originally didn't want to draw them#but they didn't look right without one so looks like i'm boo boo the fool - condemned to draw more backgrounds 🤡#i used this piece to really practice my digital art (and i had a lot A LOT of free time when i first started - not so much anymore tho lol)#(me experiencing the time crunch in the last week because of my initial ambitious planning - i actually just cursed myself)#did it give me an artist identity crisis? yes#but i think i figured something out! (though no way in hell am i drawing something this big anytime soon - i gotta protect my bones 😭)#if you read this far in the tags - thanks for going through my rambles!#i'm... gonna go lie down now haha OTL
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BARTY CROUCH.............................................. ......................................................................................................................................................
junior
#sorry this one is stupid#predrag bjelac put his whole pussy in that line delivery though#i know barty was like ooooooh wait cunty#barty crouch jr#marauders#dead gay wizards#del’s stupidest post competition
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