#thou shall not

[kdmiller55]

Practical Laws For Real Life

1 “Now these are the rules that you shall set before them. 2 When you buy a Hebrew slave, he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing. 3 If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master’s,…

[toonsforkicks22]

Someone on Twitter drew Goth Pomni but I mistook her for a nun. I drew Father Kinger before I realized my misunderstanding 🥲

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

having to re-read peak feylin for the polls and the week is soo funny because like after the first third of the book feyre’s inner monologue when tamlin is in her vicinity is

oh are we talking abt tamlin? my tamlin? my high lord, with his broad shoulders, mine? my tamlin yeah that’s mins, my tamlin, his eyes are so pretty, my tamlin’s eyes and oh no don’t touch him take your hand of his knee amarantha that’s my tamlin😠

girl is down astronomically

[robotclownindulgence]

[martha-anne]

Things are starting to happen in the garden

Seedlings! Tulips! Buds bursting!

The fruit bushes I planted over winter are showing signs of life!

I planted these peas outside last week. It's too early, but they were desperate to LIVE and to CLIMB. I could not give them the life they wanted indoors. It snowed pretty much immediately, and was frosty for several days. And yet, the peas remain unbothered and flourishing. 

I had a 100% germination rate with these guys too. The variety is Lord Leicester if anybody is interested.

I've stacked up a load of old twigs and prunings which were lying around to make a bit of a habitat wall area. I'm hoping this will one day give frogs a safe passage to the pond. In the shorter term, I'm wondering if any climbing plants might like to use it as a support. Does anybody have experience with this?

This is the inside of the compost bin. I just like to look at it :)

[gradient-jeremy-asks]

Good Old-Fashion Lover Boy by Queen imo would fit them

[courtofcrescent]

Will we ever see the Ruler's 'other' side? I enjoy puppy, but sometimes the cold angy people appeal to me...👀

Greetings, Eighth Anon!

Well... MC is stuck with him till death do them part, whether they like it or not. If Mallory does have that other side, your MC may have the best front row seat 👀

Thank you for the ask! 🩶

[nathaniacolver]

what it feels like thinking about all the tragedy in arcane, and then remembering the lesbians

[rogdona]

maybe one day ill feel like drawing a background.....one day........

[ask-the-lesbian-judge]

"Sebastian is a pussy-"

-@eatingcrayonsinthecorner

*thwack*

@ask-debeste-winner

[joannerowling]

I'm so glad i'm a born skeptic suspicious of everything and anything and completely impervious to supernatural woowoo cause even if ghosts turned out to be real (which obviously they're not, but let's pretend), my anti-psychic walls are so tall and strong i could never be bothered. A ghost could be dancing the samba naked right now in front of me and i'd be none the wiser. Unbelievers stay winning ✌️

[shakespeare-official-account]

Slow burn is a little too hot sometimes ngl

like seriously that shit burns in a bad way sometimes like WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOSEN'T LIKE YOU BACK??! HE'S OBSESSED WITH YOU-

[gothicmatter]

what does bones have against life, light, radiance, serenity, splendor, divinity and everything else good in this world (akutagawa's smiles)?

[escapedaudios]

Gonna start talking like a 16th century aristocrat at all times fuck it. And be gone with thee shouldst thou take quarrel with it. I tire of thine presence. Guards! Seize this wretched pauper.

[superm4ks]

Seeing the mclarens fly to the top of the time sheets with every lap was criminal

rb20 still cant ride kerbs, home crowd, Max on stream 3.3 seconds after free practice being gay and suicidal, yall ... we might not make it. And if we do we might have to exercise our 2nd amendment right

[silentgrim]

nothing will scare me more than the bad bitch who plays the sims 4 vanilla