#those things look so sick they make me wanna bark like a dog!

[pink-link-lemonade]

Told you it was coming soon, man 🫵🤨

Contaminated AU: @sonicexelle-junkary

That stream was very fun to watch and listen as I sketched!

[blu-ish]

What if Black Doom isn’t homophobic but just doesn’t approve of Sonic

“We are above of such a dull sentiment like ‘love’ Shadow, but of all the earthlings you decided to entertain yourself with you chose THAT ONE?”

Those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! *RUH RUH ROH*

[sourrind]

Mercy Manifested [Chapter 01]

Life is Strange - Victoria Chase/Kate Marsh

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VC SUCKS

Victoria Chase had been staring at the graffiti for the past five minutes. It was a common sight now, something to be plastered on any surface that could be scratched or marked. She had never figured out how it started or whether the “VC” had stood for the Vortex Club or for her, but she had come to learn that the two had become synonymous over the past few months.

Her hand reached up and a set of well-manicured fingers rubbed at her brow. The buzz of the fluorescent lights continued to echo off the tiles of the girl’s restroom right into her eardrums. This was the last stall that had not been marked yet with the slogan, but now it seemed like no one could use any restroom or vending machine without being reminded how much “VC SUCKS,” least of all her.

The door opened and the sound of two chattering girls entered. Victoria raised her feet and pressed them against the sides of the stall. She didn’t want anyone to know she was there. The last time she had gotten cornered had turned out to be a less than pleasant experience. Without the Vortex Club to back her up, it had become obvious that the former Queen of Blackwell was all bark and no bite.

“God, can you believe Mrs. Hoida? ‘Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.’ What kinda crap is that?”

‘Great, another dumb blonde at Blackwell.’

“Yeah, it’s like, of course he’s the monster, he’s like made of dead people and junk.”

‘Scratch that, two dumb blondes.’

Victoria buried her face into her hands and let out a silent sigh. She had dealt with her fair share of idiots and morons – both in the art world and at school – but it never got any easier.

“Do you know who you’re going to the party with?”

“Not yet. I really wanna go with Zach, but fuckin’ Juliet scares the shit out of me.”

Victoria’s eye twitched at the mention of Zach and Juliet. She remembered leading Zach on like a sick puppy to mess with the would-be journalist. She didn’t really know why she had done it, but she had enjoyed it. It was funny to her how much power she used to wield and be able to exercise.

It was good.

While it lasted.

“Zach…didn’t he used to go out with Victoria?”

The other girl groaned. “Maybe I shouldn’t go with him then. Who knows what kinda shit he caught from her.”

“Oh em gee, have you seen her recently? She looks like someone runs over her dog every morning or something.”

A laugh. “I mean, that’s what she deserves, right? School’s been so much fucking nicer ever since that lame girl almost ate it off the roof.” A smack of the lips. The snap of a make-up palette closing. “Perfect. Just one more thing.”

VIctoria’s breath hitched. Had the girls figured her out? She braced herself steady against the stall doors, but the worst of it never came. Instead, shoes shuffled from one side of the bathroom to the other, only to end in one very self-satisfied sigh.

The first girl laughed. “You’re such a bitch.”

And the other girl basked in it. “And don’t you forget it.”

The two morons laughed at their own arrogance before exiting the room. Victoria didn’t allow herself to breathe until she heard the slam of the bathroom door closing. Even then, she waited before allowing her feet to fall to the floor before exiting the stall.

The mirror directly in front of her was clean, but ones to the left had the letters “V” and “C” on them. The three on the right spelled out “SUX.”

She didn’t even know who those girls were.

CONTINUE ON AO3

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

alright you know what you guys are getting scarily close to the 1k notes on the shadow 05 dub post so

the five highest voted options will get their entire respective scenes fully animated, i have another post with more options, so be sure to check there before you add your other options!

[dozing-marshmallow]

GETTING A DOG WITH CHRIS MCLEAN HEADCANONS

The house was empty with just you and Chris.

And you were a long way from having children with him.

So, you asked him something that wasn’t as demanding as children, but all the more loveable.

At first, he refused,“We already have enough pets in our backyard, (Y/N)!”

He means those wild animals...?,“Those aren’t pets, Chris... They don’t live with us and they can look after themselves.”

“Oh, so you want a feeble animal to depend on you like the sick freak you are?”

When he said it like that...

“Joooooking! It’s a joke, don’t be sad!” he pets your head,“Let’s go get ourselves a dog.”

A dog? But he’s already owned three in the past. Why not get a kitty instead?

“Eh. I’d prefer to get an animal that likes me.” what a flawed answer.

“Chris, cats do like their owners.” you explained, doodling the head of a cat on his hand with a marker,“Just because they’re reserved, it doesn’t mean they hate you.”

He begged to differ,“Mhm. Walking away whenever I try pet them is love, yeah? No thanks. Dogs don’t have a social battery, much like me, and they all love me. They don’t just sleep around all day, they want to spend time with me.”

Okay then.

You make it to the pet store with him, taking longer than you guys thought it would to actually look at the dogs.

After all, the store had tarantulas, snakes, fishes.

Things you saw most of the time on the island, but looking so different seeing them in a tank.

“Aw, Chris... Look at this Turkish Angora.” you cooed at the pretty kitty at one point, who stared up at you with captivating blue eyes.

He takes one look at the white furry face,“Meh.”

“You just wanna look at dog pens?”

“Duh.” he responds condescendingly, frown twitching at you being the one wasting time.

“Alright.” you scoff, going ahead,“Don’t look me like you weren’t gawking at that axolotl for fifteen minutes.”

“They’re cute!” he tried to justify, catching up to you.

You finally get to the dogs, this aisle naturally being the loudest part of the pet store with their barking and playing.

“There’s so many choices!” you exclaim, leaping from one stall to the other,“Shih tzus, western terriers, beagles, dachshunds! Ah! They have everything here! I wish I could take all of them home!”

“And have my house smelly and scruffy? No thanks.” Chris sneers, no compassionate thought spared towards any of the breeds you mentioned,“Let’s just find one already.”

One of them will melt him,“Look at the chihuahuas here!”

“Hmm...” he peers down at the bundle of the tinier dogs, yipping at him, haven’t touching his interest.

“What’s with that look? Chriiiis.” you knew what could be going through his head,“Chihuahuas aren’t as bad as the media makes them out to be!”

“It’s not that...” his voice creeps with uncertainty,“They’re just...well...permanently small, aren’t they?”

“You mean you wanna get a big dog?” you twist your head to the end of the corridor, seeing there were quite a number of pens you have yet to look at,“There should be some down there!”

And there were! “Now we’re talking!” Chris eventually approves, watching the batch of huskies.

“They’re very beautiful... Though I was hoping I could pick up the dog.” you had every right to estimate that. These dogs were probably taller than you if they stood on their hind legs.

“Tough luck, dogs aren’t made to be carried.” Chris scornfully responds to your dream, before sighing,“If it means that much to you, I suppose we can get one as a baby... Hm...”

He had difficulty picking. You were fine with any breed, so you proposed to him,“How about I go buy the dog essentials while you pick the one you want?”

“Really?” there was this paw of gratitude that glittered his eye for a second, before he bashed it away with an egoistical,“I mean yeah sure, whatever, I know the one I’ll pick is gonna be right anyway. See you in a bit.”

You internally grieve from the way these dogs you met earlier looked at you as you walked past them. How long will these precious animals need to wait for the perfect family to take them home? The one... Such a shame he stuck to his word this time.

Whether Chris wanted to or not, you were definitely going to personally put some more money towards animal shelters.

By the time you were done paying and had carrier bags of dog treats, bowls, a bed, and toys, you set off on your journey back to the dog aisle to reunite with Chris, just for it to be completed halfway through as he had thought the same, newly sporting something in his hand too: a lead attached to a picturesque polar bear like dog next to him, with its tongue hanging out in a smile.

“I decided to get the Samoyed.” he grinned,“I was stuck between that or the German shepherd, but then I thought, why not get something new?”

“Aw...!” you bend down to pet the dog’s fur, the Samoyed, who was very welcoming, even cocking its head to invite you into doing so. The vanilla strands of its body fluffed in mighty submission under your hand, feeling too heavenly to be tangible,“Such a pretty dog! Is it a male or female, and did you give it a name yet?” you didn’t hear your voice pitching higher.

“It’s a boy dog, and no, I haven’t figured out a name yet, which is weird, since I am fantastic at those.” his tone too mystified at his current lack of creativity.

A random suggestion popped into mind after looking into the eyes of the big dog, noticing his being very similar to Chris’,“How about Lavender?”

“Lavender? Seriously? I can’t imagine calling him that! He’s not even purple! It makes no sense!” Chris criticised immediately.

Sheesh, you didn’t think it that bad of a name,“Alright then, what were some that you had?” you asked, straightening your legs back up.

“Snow orrr Snowball.”

“...”

“...Lavender, it is.”

Perfectly timed, Lavender let out a howl, sugaring Chris’ lemon mouth into stroking him with adoration.

“Aw!” he was back in the shoes of his fans,“I love this dog!”

Who couldn’t? He hadn’t been with Chris for a whole day and his person had already changed. Dogs... Purer than man could ever be.

[theotherpacman]

my personal favorite snapcube shadow goes to hell quotes, in no particular order

this list is for me

"you're like thaynos!" "and you're the other half of the population that disappeared~ hello mr president. or should i say... m. tnm. a, nm new dead body" "NEW DEAD BODY???"

ok yknow what? fuck you. you're going to space

hmm... let's see... the best way to sin would be... killing the presi- ... new idea. adultery

"heeyyyyyyy what's uuuuup it's meee" "STOP"

i was like, "don't elect him! he's in a coma! he can't enact policy!" and they said "fuck you sonic the hedgehog, you're,, a blue bitch."

GO TO SPACE

your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. 6969420 is not available

dingaling cocksucker

WAIT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE CLONE THING, IT'S BECAUSE I PISSED ON HIS WIFE THAT HE THINKS I'M A PERVERT!!!!

don't you ever fucking call me that ever again I'll kill you. [COUGH OF DEATH]

my happened to my voice i was doing before... was that my inner monologue?... it seems i have fallen off the path... GRAAUH

"yippee!!! I can die happy tomorrow" "??? tomorrow??"

dumbass. d,, bitch. aaa

"!!!!! PSYCHIC!!!! ATTACK!!! FUCK YOU" "you can do psychic attacks??" "I can do anything I'm the devil"

"shadow, you're an asshole, man" "you are what you eat, sonic"

I get to poke people with hot sticks!!! all day!!!

LOOK! I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS. ANY TIME I WANT

whoa, those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog, ARF ARF ARF

listen to me. i am in no relationship, i am neither single nor taken, i am a gamer and i am in hell. do you understand me

if you live in baltimore, FUCK YOU

"it's eggman." "ohh okay. from sonic?" "yeah from sonic"

[pinkhairswagtourney]

i wanna hear about why your childhood home is haunted 👁️ 👁️

ok so when we moved into this house , i was four and my older sister was nine . and we knew something was very off . there would be times when doors would close on their own or we would wake up and the kitchen faucet would be on full blast or our dog would bark at seemingly nothing in the corner . and of course our parents didn't believe us and accused us of doing / causing those things for attention .

my younger brother was born soon after moving into the house , and weird shit kept happening . when my brother was three ( i was eight ) , he somehow made his way down the stairs , out the front door , and down the road to the neighbor's house . and of course our parents went ballistic and blamed my sister and i for some reason , saying that we could've killed him . but like . now that my brother is older and we've talked about it , he explicitly remembers being led out of the house by a man who wasn't our father . which freaks me the fuck out

my other brother was born a few years after that . he used to have this baby bouncer thingy that we would put him into so he could learn to use his legs i think ?? but one day my mom was making dinner and i was helping her and then we just hear my youngest brother screaming from the other room . my dad was in there with him and swears that the bouncer just . flipped by itself , like my brother was tinyyy he could not have flipped it himself .

there's a bunch of other freaky shit too . the time that my sister and i were making food late at night when our mom was asleep and our dad was at work and someone started banging on our back door ( it's a glass sliding door ) but we were literally in the kitchen and we could see the door and there wasn't anyone out there . it had been raining and was muddy outside and we had our uncle come over to check it out but he said there weren't any footprints or any signs of someone being there .

or the uneasy feeling that washes over me whenever i go downstairs . i've always been afraid of the basement in this house . i'm not afraid of the basement in other houses . but i feel sick every time i have to go to the laundry room or get something from the garage . sometimes i'll be sitting in a room with no fans / circulating air and i will feel an intense chill travel through my body . like something phasing through me . and how sometimes i see things in the corners of my eyes but when i look , it isn't there , and suddenly it feels as if something is behind me , and being overwhelmed with the urge to just run . and my siblings have all experienced the same things .

when i was in high school , i finally started looking into the history of the house . it took me like twenty minutes of research to find out that only one family lived in this house before us , the same people who built the house , a family of three consisting of a mother , father , and daughter . a few months before we moved in , the father took his own life in the basement via gunshot to the head . my siblings and i confronted our parents about it , to which they casually responded , "yeah , we know . we didn't think it was a big deal"

my parents still laugh it off whenever we talk about our house being haunted , but i know in my heart of hearts that it is

[that--unusual-person]

Cosmic anon gets it‼️‼️

There is so much more i would do the Starscream like pick him up with my bare cold hands and shake him like the ginger girl from finding Nemo and force him to watch all Shrek movies while all stars from smash mouth plays in the back non stop. Baking him into a cake is also a great options and the salad spinner with him in is just a great way to stim❤️. Just aggressively making that thing turn around and around. i once broke a salad spinner as a kid because i did it so agressivly breaking the handle and making the spinner fall on the floor and partly breaking into pieces. I imagine Starscream just being a puddle at this point, if so then he goes right back in the jar and then i microwaves him because i wanna know what will happen. if nothing does i would bite his head (lovingly) and rattle him around like a dog with their chew toy, barking while doing so and run around on all four running in circles.

I would squeeze him like those stress toys who's eye pop out dramatically and then throw him on the wall and hope he would stick on it right above my bed, that way when i stare on the celling i can see him before i fall asleep ❤️. Bc he is so cool and awesome he should be the last thing i see when i go into dreamland and also the first thing i see when i wake up❤️.

With the others i can't say my thirst for pathetic meow meows oozes for them. Like Starscream has just this pathetic wet sock, crying in the rain while covered in the mud, hopeing you would take him back as a lover while, i will always love you, plays in the back and you just throw a shoe at him to make him go away. He doesn't tho and looks at you with those big silly eyes, you still take him back because there is just SOMETHING about him you don't find in others, kind of vibe.

He is so pathetic and loving, his dumb stupidity grin that melts your heart while his clownery makes you wanna put him in a potato sack where only his head peaks out and put him in the damp,cold, dark basement. He is so dumb and cute and ratty.

Soundwave is just straight up my loving husband that i would wife up and give all my love without the insanity. The Bot is already dealing with so much he deserves a break and a soft tenderly kiss on the cheek while i tell him how great he is. I would draw him like an old painter draws their lover and muse; full of grace and power, elegance that you don't see anywhere else. The paintings of the time where he still was by my side the only thing reminding me how he looks like while my brain slowly withers away. My mind forgetting how his voice filled my hears like a wonderful song and his touch like the warm rays of the sun. But my heart beating for him and knowing even if i forget how he looks like my it will still remember him. Writing love sick writing poetry about the fuzzy warm feeling i had in the past seeing paintings of this mysterious person i clearly knew in the past. Writing about his beauty that shines from the inside out. Watching the moon, thinking of his dazzling eyes feeling cold and lonely not having him by my side, wishing each day that he would finally be here to fall in love a second time❤️ (but your genius for the things you wrote down).

Same with shockwave, but i have to admit i really wanna bite his mono-boob while skedaddling on his body like an insect. My feelings for shocker is in between of soundwave and Starscream.

I wanna cling on his leg and try to shake him around (knowing it won't happen because he is a THICC BOY). he would need me to put me in those child dog leashes or cages to make me stop fooling around and chewing on him. I would probably just straight up gulp down one of his chemicals to mess with him not caring if i die or grow a third arm. I honestly hope i would be his Starscream ❤️❤️ Him observing me in my silly little jar while i lick the glass like stich at the beginning of the movie❤️

I would be the fluffy cat getting petted sleeping on the lap of the villain as they spin around to face the hero of the story.

Anyway i hope it's obvious I'm very autistic about these three.(apologies for the insane ramblings I'm sleep deprived and ate like 13 chocolate muffins).

-thick shockwave/jar Starscream anon

[dominolemon]

"Those things look so sick they make me wanna bark like a dog. WOOF WOOF!"

sonic is so cutesy in shadow the hedgehog ⋆˚✿˖°

[minusgangtime]

(Those things look so sick it makes me want to make me wanna bark like a dog! RUFF RUFF RUFF-)

[chromaji]

some of my favorite lines in the shadow real time fandub including but not limited to:

“aaaa knucklesssss fuck you fuck you fuck you” … … “i froze him in time, he was yelling.”

“those things look so SICK it makes me wanna BARK LIKE A DOG!! *ARF ARF ARF*”

the audio quality of tails’ single line

“ohhh, NO, i’ve wanted to kill the president— LOOONG, long time ago.”

“i’m playin at the poker table, just lost $300k but won $700!! *music stops* please dont form a gambling addiction”

this is also a Sonic Heroes fandub

“EYYY LOOKS LIKE ITS LUNCHTIME, BOYYYS”

“dingaling, cocksucker. okay you cant do that to hell and get away with it. i had to roll back time.”

like all of black doom/chase/The Devil (from. the bible.)’s lines tbh

“i need to update my audio equipment… …i have updated my audio equipment.”

“EHH- bingbong, hey whats up, you’re doin a bad job”

“BOMBS?? (i dont want that) they’re yours my friend. wait a— *cough* here hold the— *pop* *cough* *explodes* WH— WH WH—“

“and they said fuck you sonic the hedgehog you’re a blue bitch”

“jesus CHRIST shadow WHAT have you done. I went to go vote, and I saw a fursuit(?) with bowser’s fat ass in LINE. you have some EXPLAINING. TO DO.”

Rouge’s voice, i love it

*black bull appears* Sonic: “WHOA! Long time no see, buddy!”

“Sin points, king ‘a hell, thats all you ever talk about! What about our friendship? Put em up- pa— gonna punch ya— AA- *fadein to sonic on the floor*”

“it’s the dog meteor. they’re gonna take revenge on ya, man! …uhahahah… you’re gonna die. oh my god.”

“it’s like REALLY REALLY EASY. its as SIMPLE as a RIGHT CLICK.”

“yippeeee! i can die happy tomorrow!” … … “t-tomorrow?”

[ghostfruits]

im gonna have made something in a week or two to show u

but

i wanna talk

i am inclined to talk to u quick

we have spent a lot of time in the last like little while doing what other people told us was a good idea to do bc we had never listened to anyone before and it seemed like worth at least trying to adhere to the advice of people drastically more successful than us especially as all of us individually began to experience like wild and usually financial crisises. i dont like how it feels. we r not really like, feeling how it feels. clout doesnt suit us like that. it just doesnt. its not a house that was built to accomodate it and it doesnt and im off it and niggas can suck my dick and i want to be like normal again i want to like draw stuff and post it and let the waves take shit where it gotta go. this whole rat race shit is fucking obnoxious & i dont care. iv been Strategically Not Having Fun for barely fucking 4 months and im already fed up. twitter is wild trash and i feel like angry the whole time im using it. i like the lower traffic. i like talking. we r bored to death of having fuckin conversations with othr people abt when and how to make some shit to maximize all whatever however like i give a shit. im so fuckin sick of trying to do like smash bros tournament metagame shit i dont care homie like i dont care none of us care

i dont want to be dr fuckin content, i want to make you, like, gifts

when i like found out abt city morgue or like animal kaiser tcg or bape or like 9hst3st or any of the shit i like it made my brain feel like electrical and grateful and it anchored me in wht my feelings abt stuff were, it got me like, in my mode. i have been especially careful over the years to not talk like im abt to talk bc i dont like to articulate an assumption that like anything tht gets sent to us is like purely genuine and unulterior and definitely means what it says it means but like out of 100s of people who have like said tht the things we have made at some point made them feel tht way or like have made art of the stuff weve made or like visibly and admittedly and enthusiastically co-opted our style (ur allowed) like if 20 of those ppl are telling the truth then tht is like enough of a reason for me to wanna keep just like feeding the street then

when odd future came out it wasnt just those 11 guys rly it was sort of like, a surrounding aura of like, 75 guys,there was a official roster but it wasnt rly a clearly defined In and Out of it i dont think. it really didnt look like it. u can like tell an OF nigga. nakel and the photographer guy and fuckin like half the supreme people and that one nigga w the beard and all whoever like thats odd future shit. vince staples is odd future shit. it wasnt a like single beneficiary of the flow. it was like given to the people around them pretty freely. ICP kind of did a version of this although it was a lot less organic maybe. i dont know. i am losing my thread here a little

i want to make u something u can use is all

tht is how all of us feel

we r more comfortable trying to make something of use to u than we are trying to like speedrun building some kind of dumbass particle board instagram empire

i wanna hold thanksgiving for u more than i want to like herd u and i have been getting told for yrs tht isnt like a real thing & it turns out i like dont care if it is and its just like what is gonna happen

big dog gon bark yfm

watch thsz space

[s0lar-ch3ri]

hi i wanted to write some scu related shit anyways

what if like tommy just didnt know schlatt was real? like imagine in the final battle slime just goes like "i bet the goat man put you to this, huh?" and tommys like "bitch who???? how many drugs did florida man give you?" like slime just realising then and there that this god or whatever is only available to him, and hes certain its only to torment him, idk thats like cool to me

100 days tommy meets fallen grizzly and they get a dog together. hang on lemme just...

"Why are you even trying to help?" The fallen immortal had a cloth around his eyes, and even so they were shut tight. In his death, he had fallen to a new plane...one where a small partial zombie boy was trying to help him. "You don't even know me."

"Eh, anyone with a 'God Slayer' or whatever seems like a cool guy. Also, I guess I just wanna help." He didn't really know the name of the kid, but he did know he met Charlie (the amount of times goo had gotten stuck to his clothes made Grizzly know how hard it is to clean, and this kid had some on his sleeve). He also knew that he was more kill-able now, and his senses were not as sharp now that he wasn't in Hell, thus how he met this kid. Through an inability to turn the undead (was Grizzly undead? he swore he died to that gun) to an undead, he learned the world here was infested by zombies and everyone had one life. Oh, and also dogs could become infected.

"What, the giant wings and vampire skin didn't say anything?" Grizzly chuckled. He almost removed the blindfold, but his hands were quickly stopped.

"He's not ready, still in transformation. You say if you look at dogs ya kill em? Seems like a fucking sick power, good and bad way. Besides, your cranium isn't as scrumptious for some reason. Plus your vibes or whatever," Grizzly could sense the jazz hands. "They make the infection feel less."

"Do the zombies feel that?"

"Probably not, they've been goners since the beginning. Biting and infecting like crazy, man."

"Wait did you bite him then?"

"Bloody hell, of course not! Just some blood sacrifice, takes 10 minutes or so." Now Grizzly smelt some metallic scent and heard the blood drip (with that much iron? How is the child not dead-oh wait, never mind). Then he heard moving legs...no. Moving paws and a wagging tail.

"Well then, he's your bitch now." Grizzly took off the blindfold (which he had gotten used to for a second there) and he heard barks. He was nervous to look. What if the dog would still die? Then the boy's hands pushed his head down.

"Hey, dogs aren't that tall, they're this tall." Grizzly looked into the eyes of this dog. They seemed so distantly alive, as though they were alive yet dead at the same time.

"I'd be careful with petting it, they're pretty mean to humans like-" the dog was already being pet by Grizzly. He couldn't help crying a bit. Going so long without seeing a dog, and then this. This was his heaven.

Tommy was confused for sure. He'd heard people beg for mercy, scream for his help, swear to take him down, but never was some guy ever asking him if he could help him not kill wolves (weird flex but okay). "You." He finished his sentence. It went without saying that this guy should probably be dead? He had these darkened brown eyes which reminded him of rotten apples. His eye bags made it look like he hadn't slept in centuries. Tommy could slightly see through him, he definitely gave off some undead vibes. Yet, he wasn't a zombie, and Tommy could hear something of a heartbeat.

Another thing that bugged him: the zombies were hesitant on attacking. That wasn't supposed to be possible, because last Thomas checked, zombies had no free will. Their brains were fucking gone, and it wasn't a reaction from them, it was a reaction from their body, which Tom had control of. Was he just able to spark a reaction with his presence, even with those without free will? That was creepy. Also, the dog didn't attack him? The fuck was this guy?

"Well, your welcome Mx.?"

The man looked up from the dog and wiped tears from his eyes. He stood back up, brushing some dust off his pants. Those rotten eyes seemed to hide a lot. "Grizzly. And who is the zombie child who I greatly appreciate the help of?"

"AY! It's Tommy to you, prick." The man stretched an almost bony hand out. Tommy raised an eyebrow. "You know I'm still infected right? If I bite you, you'd be like Gary over here." Pointing behind him was a zombie trying to feast on a tree branch. "It's not like the infection is always this cooperative, and I'm not gonna stop like before."

Grizzly laughed. "I've feared for worse." He kept his hand out, and with hesitation Tommy shook it (honestly, he was just nervous this guy would do some whoopee cushion type prank). It felt warm, like he had been by a fire for a while. His hoodie seemed warm, maybe like his brain...

"I think I'll call this guy Biwi. You like brains, brains start with Biwi, seems cool." And Tommy got pulled out from the infection...which also wasn't possible. It wasn't curable for him, it literally was him, but it seemed to be getting the opposite of worse. Again, what was this guy?

"You going to be fine? I mean, I may have control over them, but if I'm not around, they won't hesitate."

"Fair then. I could try to bring out the God Slayer then. Or maybe a pistol?" He looked into his pockets. Tom knew people had different inventories, but there's no way this dude could fit a sword inside his pockets.

"Oh my gods."

"You asking me for something?"

"What?"

"Oh yeah, the sword. It's-"

"HUGE."

"Exactly. You seem like an interesting fellow. How about I travel with you a bit? I'll help find flesh, you don't eat mine."

"...No promises, but sure. I'm feeling hungry right about now."

"Yeah, I could go for an apple or two."

if you got the puddle reference im so glad anyways an idea i wanted to write in but didnt know how is the zombies that roam that world are the first prototypes bizly made

omg just got a fic idea, id call it "A God's Punishments" where each of the different worlds were just a way of showing the damage he and his friends had done yet he chose to blame anyone else (ie: bizly's zombies for 100 days, grizzlys weather for every five minutes, etc), all set up by a demon of chaos

scu god game night (ft jschlatt and grace), seems fun

its funny to think the haunted mansion vlog is apart of scu but if it is, just the ghosts of his friends ranting to charlie is fun

uhhhhhhh idfk what else lol hope this saticifies

oo yeah baby oo give me that slimecicle content oo yeah give me that slimecicle content to hyper-fixate over yeah oo yeah baby

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if @snapscube ever does a dub of sonic unleashed and we don't get a reference to "those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog" i will literally fucking birth a cat

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Alternative Title: SKZOO animals I'd pick, my magnum opus

Asks (mine) and tweets (not mine) I expanded on: [1] [2] [3] [4]

~ please note this is nsfw

Bang Chan - Wolf

Chris as a wolf is easily the most consistent association

He has been a wolf for years and his on and off stage makes this choice very consistent

In the sense of sfw, Chan would end up carrying himself like an overtly rowdy dog almost.

Like under-estimating his strength, claiming his favorite things, lots of sniffing and scenting, he loves holding you.

A total service top

He is often frustrated with rules since his instincts tell him to just take and dominate, but he just wants to be a good boy

Likes to be put in his place and humiliated till he's whimpering and whining with his tail in between his legs like a puppy

Would hate to admit but punishments where he's in a muzzle and having his dick slapping are his favorite

Minho - Cat

I don't care if he has bunny teeth, everything else about that man is a cat.

Literally everything lines up, go fight your mom about it

Anywho, sense he has a whole tsundere vibe going on, Minho would act as if he doesn't like your advances and coddling just to be betrayed by his own senses

Ranging from nuzzling and purring into your touch, ears darting in your direction when he wants to seem like he's ignoring you, or his tail moving on it's own...he would have a love hate relationship with these instances

Mainly because he doesn't really have to voice what he's feeling sometimes but he dislikes it for that exact reason

But on the other hand, he also loves it cause he can use these heightened sense to make sensory play literally intoxicating

Gags, nose hooks, blindfolds, etc

Anything to make his senses go the full mile as you over stim and force multiple orgasms out of him would be great

Changbin - Wild Boar

Now I don't care what y'all wanna say, the whole "muscle pig" or whatever concept should be expanded *refer to sources 3 and 4*

Unlike the simple pig, Boars are quite strong bodied, and have a coat of fur to maintain themselves in their environment.

It just fits cause: short, stupidly strong, very loyal and protective, etc. Plus when he has that scruffy look to his hair it just reminded me of their thick and unruly coats.

With the tendency to wallow when not on the move; since Boars are active animals it would align with the amount Changbin exercises, but in that vain Boars need to lounge and rest quite often

All of this could move into a strength kink or even being humiliated for wanting to be so emasculated because he is such a big and strong man

Is it bad I want him to oink and be degraded by being called a little piggie....

ANYWAY NEXT

Hyunjin - Ferret

Ferrets are said to be very cuddly, playful, and mischievous animals....just like Hyunjin.

His stature and personality match the pick so well

I can see the trait of borrowing as a neat one to get into since with this idea in mind paired with how ferrets love to collect makes me think that Hyunjin would love going through your things and would genuinely like sifting through your laundry when he misses you, much to your horror when you find the boy in a pile of your dirty clothes

Or just the idea that since Ferrets like to lick to clean and catch their owners attention, Hyunjin wouldn't hold back licking or nipping you with a pout just to let you know he wants you or wants to cuddle

And because he'd have a penchant for being clingy, those licks and nips would often morph into something more

His wiggles and squirming when you get him off~

Would instantly take a nap right after

Jisung - Squirrel

Now do I hate him as a Quokka...no. It's very fitting and fits how expressive he is, but look me in the eye and fill out a smut headcanon for a Quokka hybrid-

So next best, aka the best option is Jisung as a Squirrel.

He already collects his food in his cheeks, is skittish, and is very animated as a person

But with hybrid qualities, this would translate into lots of staring first of all

Squirrels stare to see if they need to run from danger, but once they get to know you it's also to see if you'll feed them

As a Squirrel, Jisung would be energetic, like stupidly so, but he would often go all to where he suddenly crashes and needs a hard nap or to go into a deep sleep

In an nsfw sense, Jisung would be a bit insatiable but he wouldn't be able to take a lot. Squirrels are easily scared and overwhelmed but if Jisung is wanting to work with that he could have a big fearplay kink

Would like to nest with you in his state of subspace if he goes that deep during a scene

needs lots of aftercare

Felix - Chick

Another very flexible member, Felix would quite literally fit any small, cute farmland animal at this point.

He fits a cat, bunny, baby cow, duckling, etc.

But I'll give this to JYP for once cause he's an adorable chick

To be a baby chick, Felix is in a bit of a "stunted state" which just has to do with his mind space sometimes but really has to do with his hair and mannerisms

With his hair being that same distinct yellow with a little cluster of tail feathers and the tendency to chirp when he's excited or needy

His headspace may go in a mock little space/dreamer state since he is a baby chick that has grown past what may be normal for chicks

he can handle himself but there are times he'll revert and really need help whether he's in sub space, sick, or really sleepy

In nsfw situations he would prefer gentle play and sometimes is surprised by how sensitive his tail feathers may be

also needs lots of aftercare

Seungmin - Puppy

ah yes...seungmo puppy

I honestly think he would be more subdued than Wolf!Chris

Where he is an overgrow, feral puppy; Seungmin is like the mellow, super cuddly pup with a very excitable personality at times.

Seungmin wouldn't like to bark too much, but he does have a tendency to do the whole excited panting when he's too excited or just having a lot of fun and doesn't catch it

he wouldn't want to seem lie a dopy dog or anything, but he's just so cute when his head tilts to the side when he doesn't get something

During scenes, Seungmin would be very flexible with you, choosing his role depending on the day like a true vers

But whether you're fucking him on a plush dog bed while his floppy ears are splayed out by his head or doing the fucking and panting into his thrusts with drool dripping off of his tongue

this would be the one time he wouldn't mind his canine habits and give into his carnal desires

Jeongin - Fox

Jeongin as a fox, is so good. Like he's a good boy, but also not

He gets into mischief far too often, but he tries

Foxes are so loving and affectionate, very much unlike what Jeongin likes to give off, but when comfortable with you he will let that gloss over and let his cuddly side show through

He has whiskers...Innie deserves the whiskers

Back to his mischief, sense foxes are nocturnal or at least are awake from late nights to early mornings, Jeongin would get into the most while you sleep

*cite first link* speaking of you sleeping, Jeongin gets into the most trouble then since he has a tendency to try to sneak under your covers and wiggle his way between your legs to nuzzle against your groin and feel himself calm down between your thighs

But even as this could be a comfort for him, his mind and body often has his intentions going south with him moving forth to lick, nibble, and suck along your inner thighs and over your underwear until you wake up and check under the sheets to see a grinning fox ready to wish you a good morning

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me seeing the frontiers combat: THOSE THINGS LOOK SO SICK IT MAKES ME WANNA BARK LIKE A DOG