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ALEX POSTS PALEX AND KELLY CONFIRMS THEY’RE NEIGHBORS WHEN IM IN THE FUCKING SKY
#THOSE ASSHOLES#I WAS IN THE AIRPORT FOR TWELVE FUCKING HOURS#WHY WOULD THEY POST THE PALEX CONTENT IN THE TWO HOURS I DIDNT HAVE INTERNET#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I think my heart just broke
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i miss chenford :(
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Someday I will accidentally reblog some deeply fannish porn onto the sideblog I keep expressly for advice for my writing class--
and on that day I will have to answer to a pile of snarky, grinning 70 yr olds as they innocently ask me, with malice aforethought, if I could explain in detail how they should incorporate tentacles into their short fiction
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This is why I read the reddit comments
#on like one of those am I the asshole update subs. I fucking love those#this one was swill tho comment op is right#art philosophy tag
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In fact, you know what? Tonight, I will put a link for every single function here that existed on another phone, and especially on an Apple phone. I’m going to make a point.
I’m going to go all the way.
ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
#Apple critical#capitalism vs accessibility#capitalism vs function#that phone design unironically fucks#almost every phone on the planet had removable and replaceable parts#and you want to tell me#that Apple forces you to buy a new phone every time??#those assholes
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Venice was a self governing democracy for over a thousand years and no one told me
#venice#the republic of venice in fact#which my history teachers did not see fit to mention#as probably the oldest and longest democracy the world has know#just find this out in the second hand bookshop by myself#history lessons decided by English people#those assholes
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hello everyone
no, the pokemon have not been retrieved, yes we're doing all we can if you know anything about the Servants of Growth, tell us, otherwise, block them and report whatever social media accounts they use bye
#those assholes#i've been nothing but pissed for a few weeks now#high stakes pokeblogging#kidnapped pokemon arc#ooc: there is next to nothing to these eugenicists because they are almost exclusive to the culai region#but if u want to be on the know dm me and we can maybe#plot or something#finger emojis
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do you guys remember the show brooklyn 9-9 and how haha relatable the characters were. did you know that the average NYPD officer is making over $120,000 a year after just 5 years on the force. how does that make you feel
#making a show abt racially diverse funny and relatable nypd officers could only jave ever happened during the obama administration#my dad worked in a prison making kind of a lot of money giving inmates prisoners medical treatment. these assholes who went to#the cop academy for a few months so they could spend the rest of their lives stop and frisking. got paid so much more than the guy#who had 3 degrees who worked every day to keep those people alive after they were sentenced to human righta abuses for decades by#those assholes
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)
#macdennis#fem macdennis#macden#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip genderbend#this goes out to the person who sent me an anonymus ask for posting the noir lesbian macden here too hope you have a great day :)#also shoutout to the person who shared that lesbian noir macden on their insta story with the caption:#'I THOUGHT THESE WERE BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIANS. TURNS OUT ITS THOSE ASSHOLES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY'#i think i cry-laughed at that when i saw it. im so sorry. they are beautiful butch lesbians in my lesbian head#anyway enjoy some screencap redraws! i'm doing friendly and encouraging karate chops in your direcion. Wha-pow!
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i'm sure it's been done a million times but i never got to do it so
#edit someone in the tags said chiaki knew it was sale sale and wanted to be silly but those assholes ruined her vibe#<- i agree with that#plums.art#danganronpa#chiaki nanami#komahinanami#sdr2#nanami chiaki#nagito komaeda#komaeda nagito#hajime hinata#hinata hajime
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I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting
#nocturnal hangout buddies#so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole'#and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time'#it woulda been good#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#greed#greedling#alphonse elric#comic#my art#doodles#always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at#in terms of efficiency and final look#and yet i basically never use it at all lma o#anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj#those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!
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Just as a note to any aspiring biologists and/or casual biology fans: please do not be intimidated by 'professional' biologists! We are all huge nerds! I've just spent 3 days surrounded by experts in my field, and given half the opportunity they will gladly gush about their research/animals, and answer any and all questions with probably more information than you ever wanted to know. If you ever get a chance, I highly encourage you to attend conferences, seminars, or talks in your area-- your local biologist will love you, and will likely even have opportunities for you to volunteer with them if that's something you're into!
#jack speaks#not an animal#not fauna#disclaimer: yes some biologists are pretentious assholes but you can find those just about anywhere#99% of biologists are very nice and eager to engage with you#this post also applies to me btw#*please* ask me about turtles
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My poor broken commander, good soldiers follow orders indeed and you were a damn good soldier (even though you’re an asshole, i still love you 💔)
Firmly on the side that believes Fox was under orders from Palpatine to kill Fives. There’s no way any of the vod’e would kill their brothers unless they literally had no choice. He does what he can to honour every brother whose blood is on his hands, directly or indirectly, on the tattoos on his back.
#i know vader eventually kills him#rest in power commander#also yes those are lichtenberg scars#fox is such a tragic character to study#wonder who gave them to him#i would hate to be in his position#stuck on corascant#surrounded by people who see you as a thing#light years from your brothers#💔#i miss this grumpy asshole#commander fox#commander cc-1010#cc 1010#clone commander fox#the clone wars#tcw#tcw fox#clone commander#i love him your honor#vode#star wars headcanons#star wars
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ACOSF, except that Nesta refuses to move to the House of Wind and packs her bags to leave to the "human lands", but instead of actually going there, she stops at the Spring Court and kinda forces Tamlin to take her in. After all, Spring is close enough to the human lands and she's sure none of the IC would look for her Spring.
She and Tamlin clash at first, but then Nesta tells him that Feyre wanted to lock her in the House of Wind for "her own good" and Tamlin has to take a walk outside the house to not break anything because what the fuck? Those people haven't forgiven him for locking Feyre up to protect her and make him miserable because of it, but suddenly it's okay when they do it? Unbelievable.
They drink together and bond over the Night Court's hypocrisy, how they were treated by them, and Feyre. They start living together. Tamlin plays the music and Nesta dances to it. They spend time in silence in his library or taking relaxing strolls around the garden. Nesta does more healing there that she could've done in the House of Wind. Eventually, she and Tamlin become good friends.
Oh, and she meets Eris again and they actually get to know each other outside the Night Court's machinations. They have a slowburn romance and get married eventually, turning Nesta into the High Lady of Autumn. She helps Tamlin rebuild his court and strikes an alliance between both courts, and she thrives with positive relationships and a man that genuinely loves her and doesn't try to change her.
Also Lucien makes up with Tamlin and returns to Spring, adding him to Nesta's friendship circle.
#she breaks her bond with cassian btw#making her the first female to do it willingly and survive#cassian survives too#because even though i don't see him deserving of nesta i don't hate him enough to let him die#he's just there#in the night court with his precious ic and sucking up rhysand#like he's meant to be#and nesta is having her best life away from those toxic assholes#neris#eris vanserra#nesta archeron#tamlin#lucien vanserra#acotar au#pro nesta archeron#anti nessian#pro tamlin#acotar#acosf
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