#thor and thorina??

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Fuck ai entirely but i found this thing while scrolling tumblr and I'm laughing my ass off rn

[scoonsalicious]

We’re naming our kids james? After this absolute non sense of a human being?

Pocket I think he has A LOT of groveling left to do, sweetie. Lets not be so quick to dismiss the idea of tony, maybe he’ll pay for the child’s… well everything

Are you kidding me? I couldn’t get Tony to NOT spoil any potential offspring I might have even if tried!

If I have ever have a kid, I shall name it after its father: Thor, if it’s a boy, Thorina if it’s a girl ;)

[tumbleaboutit]

We had "Thor" and "Thorina".

Thorina.

Yes, I was mad about it through the entirety of high school.

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

[deexchanel]

I’m not naming my child Thorina.

Read 1 year later before reading this

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Pairing: Bucky Barnes x BlackFem!OC, Tony Stark x BlackFem!OC

Warning: Swearing.

Summary: Lori does a big gender reveal for the whole team but by the end of the night, Thor and Steve are able to reveal something.

A/N: This is for @badbiss & @camsthesadgirlnow, you guys wanted more so here you go!!💜💜 thank you for enjoying this series, it keeps me going!

-excuse any typo or mistake-

"Is dinner ready, honey?" Tony asked from the couch with his eyes still glued to the tv. Him, Thor, Clint, and Bruce were watching football. Lori sat down the last platter of burgers.

"Yess, honey. Everyone can come eat!" She announced everyone to come to the table. "Scott, do I need to go get Hope?"

"It's fine; I'll go get her,” Scott said, then walk down the hall to his room where his wife and daughter were.

Soon everyone was sitting around the table, enjoying everyone's company. Lori couldn't hold her excitement about the news. She felt content with her family sitting around digging in the food she has prepared. Never in her life, she thought it would get this far; Lori has made it to the happiest point in her life.

"How was the doctor's appointment today, babe? Is he or she healthy?" Tony asked after swallowing his food. She rubbed her belly happily.

"Yes, they're very healthy."

"You should name them Thorina after me." Thor smiled, taking another bite of his burger. Lori tilts her shaking it.

"Thor, we are not naming the child Thorina."

His smile drops, "Thorina is a good name."

"Yeah, for your child, not mine.”

Steve snorts a laugh, but she side-eyes him again," Steve, you don't get to laugh; I'm mad at you."

"Oo Cap, what did you do to my fiance?" Tony laughs, wiping his mouth,

"I didn't do nothing." Steve rolled his eyes.

"He still talks to Sharon." Peter blurts, sipping on his water.

"You still talk to Sharon?" Hope asked, sitting her burger down in disbelief. "I thought you said you were going to tell her."

"Nope, he's chicken." Natasha gave an amused smile. "She's a nice girl, though."

"She is a nice girl. A good fighter." Bruce agrees then takes a bite of his burger. "I see why he hasn't told her."

"Bruce, what's that supposed to mean ??" Steve said, holding his hands up. "I love being around her; I just don't think she's the one right now. Don't say nothing to her, Stark."

"Not making any promises," Tony said in a sing-song voice.

"She blonde, right?” Clint asked, thinking. "I think I'm talking about the right one."

"Is Sharon the one with the big boobs that sit behind that desk downstairs?"Thor asked, trying to remember her face. Bucky facepalms knowing where the conversation was going to lead.

"You right, Clint, she's blonde, but No Thor, that's Rebecca," Steve smirked, amusedly, looking at Bucky. "Bucky knows who she is. Why don't you ask him."

Everyone looks at Bucky, making him shrink in his seat. "Bucky, how you know Rebecca?" Bruce asked, leaning forward, wanting all the tea.

"Steve got Sharon to put me on a date with Rebecca. It was all his doing."Bucky said in pointing Steve. "We got drunk; I woke up naked with a hangover."

"His thing worse than mine Lori, so be mad at him, not me," Steve whined like a little kid. Lori finished up the last of her burger, wiping her mouth.

"I guess I won't be mad at either one since I have good news. Be careful with those women because I don't mind hurting them if they do anything to hurt you. You to Thor."

She stood up, rubbing her belly, "Okay, I'm ready to announce it since everyone is done eating. Give me a second." Tony stands up, placing his hands on her waist.

"You need some help, babe?"

"I got it. Sit down."

Tony held his hands up, "Okay, honey. You got this."

Lori walked over to the oven, taking out the blue and pink icing cupcakes. She waddles over to the table, passing out cupcakes, giving Tony the biggest one. Excitedly she sat down, rubbing her hands on her stomach.

"Everyone close your eyes and on 3. Wait, let me go get something." Lori struggled to get up again. "Before you say it, no, I don't need help, babe."

"I'm just checking, honey."Tony shrugged his shoulders. She grabbed the balloons that were in the nearest room to the kitchen, which was Bruce's room. Making sure their eyes were still close, she walked out with the confetti canon and balloons.

"Keep your eyes closed!"

"They are closed!"Natasha said impatiently. Lori let go of the balloons above the table then opened the confetti popper.

"Okay, on 3 bite into the cupcake, then open your eyes."

"1.'

"2."

"3." Everyone opened their eyes, and Lori popped the confetti canon. Everyone cheers in excitement, seeing the color from the confetti and inside of the cupcake.

Pink confetti flew everywhere.

"IT'S A GIRL!?!?" Tony asked with a huge smile. He pulls her into a big hug, jumping up and down making her laugh. "IT'S A GIRLLLL!!!!!"

Steve pulled out his phone, face-timing Sam. "Sam, it's a girl!!! You owe Me and Bucky 10 dollars."

"Whatever, man! I knew it was a girl; I just wanted to be different."

"Sure man, you lost fair and square," Bucky said into the phone, then went over, giving Lori a hug then gave Tony one.

"Congratulation guys, I'm so happy for you two."

"Thank you Bucky so much! It means a lot having you here. That's why we want you, Thor, and Steve to be her godfather." Tony said, placing a hand on his shoulder. Bucky gave the biggest smile.

"Really? I would love to be her godfather."

"That's amazing news to hear. Let me go get Steve and Thor, don't move."Lori said happily waddling over to where Steve was.

Bucky and Tony watched everyone be happy over the news of the gender. It's been so long to see the Avengers truly happy since the death of someone that meant the world to them.

"I miss her so much Tony."

"I do too, every day."

"I know she would've been team boy all day," Bucky said letting out a little laugh.

"I know right," Tony said placing his hands in his pockets.

"Well, she is in here with us in our heart."

"Always."

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After Lori's shower, she was in Peter's room on the floor helping him with the legos. She was sitting there with her legs crossed rubbing on her stomach while eating on sour gummy worms.

"Where did you want me to put this at?"

Peter points at an empty space, "Here."

"So talk to me, what's on your mind sweet face?"

"I'm excited to meet my little sister. I miss Champagne and Aunt May. Uh, I have a crush on this girl name MJ, that's about it." Peter said rushing the last part so she wouldn't hear. But Lori heard, her face brighten.

"A crush? What does MJ stand for? When can I meet her? OMGGG!"

"Mom catch your breath, MJ stands for Michelle Jones."

"You didn't answer the last question, Peter."

"I don't know Mom, I haven't told her that I like her because she is one of my close friends."

"Close friends? I thought it was just only Ned."

"I thought I been told you about MJ."

"No you haven't, tell meee," Lori said plopping another gummy in her mouth.

"Okay Okay. Michelle just started sitting with us at lunch and we always have little arguments but she is so cool to hang out with and we get along with our smartness. She's kinda taller than me and has brown hair,"

"Well, whenever you're ready to bring her around then I'll be so happy to meet her."

"Mom I thought about a name or two for my little sister," Peter said pouring out another bag of legos.

"Well, what are your suggestions?"

"I like Morgan or Maya. Have you and Dad chose a name for her yet?"

"Well no, he wanted to wait until he found out the gender so I guess now it's time to start looking for a name. I like Morgan, it has a nice ring to it." Lori said letting out a little yawn, giving her tummy another rub. A little kick frightens her a little bit.

"You okay mom? Is she okay? Do I need to get Dad?" Peter asked frantically seeing her jump from the kicks.

"I'm fine Peter, I'm okay honey. Let me see your hand." Lori said reaching for his hand. Peter leans forward scared that something was going to happen. She places her hand on his stomach, smiling a little bit. "You feel that?"

Peter smiled, "Yeah is that her?"

"It is !"

"Oh wow! I'm so excited to meet her."

"Me too."

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Tony peaked his head through his son's door, his wife and kid were sleeping soundly. He went over placing a kiss on both their forehead making sure the cover was over them. He went down to the lab where Thor and Steve stood. It was around 10:20 p.m. so half of the team was probably sleeping.

"So did buying the injection go through?" Tony asked placing his hands on his hips. "Did she come to get it?"

"Makizeen did indeed sent her men to go get it, "Thor said looking around some lab stuff. "Stark, you might want to sit down to hear the rest."

"I think I'm good point break, what is it?"

Thor sigh knowing this was some big news," One of the scientists said they saw her. She and another girl had glowing hair with powers."

"Powers? Who are you talking about Thor?" Tony asked wanting them to spill it.

"Tony, they had sent us a security video of her," Steve adjusted the weight on his other foot.

"W-what? No that can't be. Cap, you saw her fall!" Tony stressed running his hand through his hair knowing who exactly they were talking about.

"I did Tony but I didn't see past the explosion. How are we going to tell Bucky?"Steve said now placing his hands on his hip. Bucky walked in catching the last of it.

"Tell me what?"

Lori yawned rubbing her eyes walking into the lab, "Honey let's go- is everything okay here?"

"What did you guys have to tell me?" Bucky questioned impatiently.

Steve rubbed his hand over his mouth.

"Bucky, Charmaine is alive."

That caught him way off guard.

"Wh-What?"

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wow, Lori is expecting and they found out that Charmaine is alive.

Masterlist: Charmaine

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[thorsgirl123]

I will feel all of this when Thor becomes Thorina. 

[gabriel-gabdiel]

Makes sense to me.

[rametarin]

A lot of hullabaloo has been said regarding the, “conspiracy theory,” of cultural Marxism, but if ever a source could be said to espouse it, making arts and media and culture the psychological territory of that culture war, then western comics could be said to be the occupied and contested territory for it.

Western comic culture is kind of under siege because these sorts of people see outlets like media as the voice of a society and culture, and therefore conclude, if they want their values to resonate and be the defacto cultural view, then they need to be the culture on display. So they operate and mobilize and converge and conspire to take over things like comics, video game journalism, publishing, awards, and human resources in business.

But Marxism is also an intellectually bankrupt, faux-intellectual fool’s game that tries to substitute thuggish bullying, institutional corruption and tyrannical control for functioning systems. So you get shit. You get a dishonest art form solely to serve as a popular, culture penetrating vehicle for their values and ideals. Like being force fed mercury pills or essential oils because Aunt Becky believes so strongly in them and she wants credit for “saving you.”

So we can’t just have a nice Thor comic, they have to do shit like scream, “THOR is a WOMAN now. This isn’t Thorette, this isn’t Thorina, this isn’t Girl Thor, this is THOR!!” and put in panels like this.

In fact, Watiti did Thor dirty in the MCU because he felt Thor was, “too privileged.” That whole bit about how Asgaard was colonizer filth? It was because they found the idea of a myhthological homeland steeped in European folklore and the concept of Asgaardians to be, “white supremacist.” So, they do shit like THIS just to “equalize” and suck the joy right out of it.

If you want to enjoy Western comics, you need to find one that isn’t written by a Broke Woker type, cling to that writer, and recognize they’re an exception. I’m afraid the Indie scene, webcomics, is much better. They aren’t an organized institution where some Woke Head Editor or clique owner can determine the minimum number of Woke Jokes to add just to let the consumers know whom owners the property and what “that property” stands for.

I'm not at all that familiar with western comics, but from the outside they all around bad nowadays. But you seem much more knowledgeable, so I was wondering, are there any modern western comics you actually enjoy? If not mainstream marvel/dc stuff, than any indie or webcomics?

Currently, none. I've largely peaced out of comics for the last 10 years when they started going down hill.

[sapobrothers]

Super Sapo Brothers na Liga da Justiça Genérica

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[thorsgirl123]

this is how angry I am that they are turning Jane into Thor, and it doesn’t make any sense. It’s like turning Odin to Odina and Hulk to Hulka, and Hela to Hello. and Captain america to Captain americana.  they ruined norse mythology for me and the avengers because they are turning Thor into Thorina it’s insulting and I feel violated because they are turning Thor into a girl.  Oh I forgot one more thing it’s like turning Loki into Lokisia.   Sorry if this makes anyone mad but that’s just the way I feel.  Good job Marvel you ruined Thor for me I will not be able to watch Thor anymore because of it, he’s my favorite out of all of them and YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!