#thistotallyhappened

[wthamievendoing]

#thistotallyhappened

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[incorrectspnforfun]

Sam: Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button-down, like a faded salmon? Dean: You mean your pink shirt? Sam: Faded salmon color. Dean: No, I haven’t seen your pink shirt. 

[honestlybnhatrash]

All Might: Just a gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Bakugou: no

All Might: That was a gentle reminder, yet your single word of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.

[hunka-hulka-burninglove]

meanwhile, in a more realistic universe

Steve: Bucky, how do I flirt with Tony?

Bucky: You say something mean but in a funny way

A short while later...

steve: haha tony your parents are dead haha

tony: *sobbing uncontrollably*

steve: oh my gOd i’m so sorry that was ru-

tony: YOU FINALLY REALISED I WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU *continues happy sobbing*

[astroloserr]

[sweetysan]

Draco Malfoy enjoying the muggle life

[mamaneedsarefill]

#mofosotruemonday

If there isn’t anything as true as this...nothing counts!

[coralmallow]

Jaipur! Galta Ji Temple or the Monkey Temple part 2: Now with both Mallows and Monkeys! The monkeys are of two breeds rhesus macaque and langur monkeys and both are completely unafraid of tourists, so expect to be mobbed if brave enough to feed them.  http://www.jaipur-travel-guide.com/Jaipur-attractions/Galta-Ji-Jaipur-monkey-temple.html That small monkey ACTUALLY landed on my head! Baby monkey on my head!!! We both paid for the tourist shots but the got bonus monkeys. So even though small it's actually an adolescent. There are actual baby monkeys and it is considered very bad luck to feed them! Give food to the mama's let them feed their babies. Just like us really. The millet monkey is so chill. These pictures are taken mostly by my brother Ed who was fantastic! Some of these will be featured in an upcoming project. Stay tuned! #fatgirltraveling #travelinclusivity #curvygirltravels #Jaipur #India #galtaji #monkeytemple #corallovestravel #monkeys #macaques #ganesha #thistotallyhappened #lifegoals #dontforgetyourwater (at Galta Ji) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpov02KBFZk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12oeaqrro24yv

[honestlybnhatrash]

Teacher's Of U.A: "Just heard a loud bang up in the dorms, so it’s either Bakugou blowing things up again, or it’s Kirishima wrestling with Testutetsu and I’ve accepted both."

[cinnonym]

#thistotallyhappened

*At Granny’s*

Zelena: Why isn’t your girlfriend joining us?

Regina: She had an early shift at the station.

Zelena:

Snow:

David:

Ruby:

Regina:

Regina: Emma is not my girlfriend!

[anarchiclink]

#ThisTotallyhappened #Wherethelieat

Stiles: I need you.

Derek: For?

Stiles: Ever.

[crawtography]

#ThisTotallyHappened #AdventuresInBabysitting #AdventuresOfTheCrawfordBoys #Brayden #SpiderMan

[stacycitronmusic]

I have the best people in my life! #unexpextedgifts #thistotallyhappened #idontknowhowtohashtagbecauseimsoexcited

[islandlaydi]

#GetchaHikeOn Finally I feel so proud we did it! Theres alittle pc of my heart that feels complete lol Well worth the exploration...#FailureIsNotAnOption #ThisTotallyHappened #IslandLife #ActiveIslandLife #EastSide #HealthyLivingIsHappyLiving

[honestlybnhatrash]

Aoyama [talking about his hero outfit]: I asked my sunglasses to be like that kind of blood orange. Bakugou: “Blood orange”. He’s so pretentious. Shut up, it’s fucking red.

[pytsteph]

Nothing like remembering when the Federal Government raided my house looking for cash money, but instead found a 20 lbs lighter Steph in her underwear at 6 am after a hard night of hoochy-ing in San Diego.