#this would take place at a ball….
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`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ thinking about a royalty au where tall-man!chilchuck is a knight appointed to protect you…. and when it comes time for you to pick a suitor, he can’t handle it and becomes suddenly aware that he’s harboring feelings…. also thinking about kabru being your suitor and trying to charm you in which chil is NOT having. do you see the vision.
#✦ lilia speaks 🌱#this would take place at a ball….#maybe kabru asks you to dance#and chil sees as he’s surveying#and he is NOT happy#hehdjegehhehhekdhdkjdkdk#tallman chil are you free tomorrow
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And if i dropped this insane au out of nowhere what then
#i thought it would be hilarious#LOOK HEAR ME OUT THEY TAKE PLACE ROUGHLY AT THE SAME TIME I-#idk if ill actually go to the effort to flesh out everyone backstory/details but maybe i just want to draw everyone as gay cowboys so what#dgs au#sbr au#im SO funny please dont unfollow me i-#steel ball run#the great ace attorney#ryunosuke naruhodo#gina lestrade#barok van zieks#susato mikotoba#mschismosa#dgsbr
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A very long, very late, and very quiet car ride.
#I love drawing cars (lying lying lying oh my god)#at least the coloring was fun#this was supposed to be more orangey but blue looked so nice#I hope the lighting is good I didn’t use any refs#in my defense I couldn’t find a good one#fuck it we ball#yk#anyway#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#post parable au#I imagine this takes place after a social event that went really poorly#narrator probably said some harsh things and Stanley most likely overreacted#maybe they’d step on each others shoes less if they actually communicated their boundaries#but can you imagine what a pain in the ass that would be?#anyway Stanley’s gay ass little surfboard keychain his ex-roommate gave him#this looser doesn’t even surf#anymore I think#listen he did a lot of crazy shit those 4 years#.png#Stanley tsp#The Narrator tsp
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the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own
#you could make this super fun and invoke a sense of deep Guilt on behalf of mulder because he feels he got the mom neanderthal killed#and then you can also make it fun in “c'mon sport let's go throw the ball around kind of way”#i imagine him at the library checking out books on early humanoid species and how to parent at the same time#the librarian silently checking the books out and wondering what on earth this man could possibly be needing such resources for#imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca#and she would probably be also very Nerdy about the whole thing. because she strikes me as someone well-read on the subject and fascinated#we also know she at least has some experience wrangling children which would be relevant#i imagine a bunch of anthropologists perpetually hovering over the child to study him but they have to be Chill and not disrupt his life#so the kid just grows up thinking they have a ton of really cool and supportive aunts and uncles over all the time#meanwhile they scientists are taking notes furiously as they see if he can adapt to playing a gameboy with the other kids#idk someone probably thought of this idea before but it's funny to me#why would the kid go to him and not someone far more qualified? idk i'm just playing pretend in my brain :)#this thought was prompted by me wondering if you time traveled and brought an early humanoid to the modern era do you think the kid#would still play minecraft? i say yes. probably.#i saw a post about something similar years ago and i wonder about it. i hope you would like cartoons and subway surfers neanderthals.#the x files#txf#fox mulder
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🪱 Wiggle Wednesday🪱
Thank you @paperbackribs who tagged me last week, I saw it while I was in class and immediately forgot until I saw people posting their things today. But I'm always excited to share my current brainworms
This is a scene from a fic that I pick at every now and then, so it's basically always on the brain. It started as something about Lucas and Steve and trying to explain away the slight anachronism of Steve (popular and rich) being in Nikes before Jordan made them cool (thank you Air) and it has turned into something much more about Lucas and also his Mom relating through a shared love of basketball and Steve is also there.
It’s a Friday night after the end of the world, and strangely Lucas is at a basketball game.
Or maybe it’s only strange because it’s so normal.
A Friday night in a small town and there isn’t much to do except support the home team. Only Mom won’t watch football, she calls it barbaric, so she reserves all her team spirit for November when basketball season starts. Lucas’ skin itches a little under the Hawkins Tigers shirt he’s wearing, as he’s pretending to be normal when a couple weeks ago he learned monsters were real. What can he do though? Mrs. Byers has Will on house arrest, Mike is still mourning Eleven, and Dustin hasn’t been allowed out since Will’s Lazarus act.
Maybe he’s being too sensitive. Steve is here, who Lucas mostly knows from Mike complaining about being Nancy’s stupid boyfriend. Steve is playing like everything is fine, even though Lucas knows Steve knows. He heard whispering about it with Nancy when he went to the bathroom the last time he was at Mike’s. But Steve is smiling as he paces down the court. Miles better than the other players around him, when Steve has the ball Lucas feels like he does when he’s watching a real basketball game on the couch with his Mom.
If Steve can act like things are normal. If he can sink three pointer after rebound after assist, maybe it’s okay that Lucas is wearing his Tiger green. He floats down the court and everyone cheers. But no one cheers right. When #21 Hagan gets a rebound off of Seymour’s best player, a girl’s voice screams so loud it makes his throat hurt. No one cheers that way for Steve. It’s just excitement for the game, not for him and the way he is playing.
When the game ends, Hawkins 73: Seymour 42, and the crowd storms the court Lucas stands by his Mom in the bleachers. She hates feeling the push of the crowd against her and as he gets older, and people’s hands get rougher, he’s starting to understand. He’s too old to be caught standing by his Mom though. After everything, he knows better than to move too far away from her; going to the game with your Mom is one thing, being the kid getting called out over the intercom because she can’t find you would be life ruining.
Lucas watches the thinning crowd while he waits. Parents and girlfriends crowding their sweaty players. He doesn’t want to get caught looking at any of those boys for too long now that they aren’t playing. He isn’t sure why. So he keeps looking for something familiar.
Steve is standing beside a short, dark haired man who’s got what his father calls a beer gut. He doesn’t look anything like Steve, but he’s also the only adult anywhere near him. He’s the only person at all that’s really near Steve. They’re talking excitedly about something. He claps Steve on the back and whatever he says next has Steve looking down toward the floor.
“Is that Steve’s dad?” he asks his mom before thinking about why that might be a weird question to ask her.
“Who?” The way she says it makes him sure she hadn’t actually heard the question. She’d caught a name, when he interrupted her conversation with the lady next to them, but not enough to answer. It’s a free chance to drop the issue. To say sorry, never mind, and go back to watching people move on the floor below them.
“That guy,” she slaps his hand down as he goes to point. “The guy next to Steve, number 8, is that his dad?”
“How do you know him?” The question, instead of an answer, startles him enough that he looks at her instead of Steve. Stern, he knows he doesn’t want to lie to her, but he also isn’t sure how to say that this random high school boy saved two of his best friends’ older siblings' lives.
“He’s Nancy’s boyfriend. Mike talks about him.”
If he’d just waited. He would have gotten his question answered without asking Mom. They both watch as that man says one more thing to Steve, shakes his hand, and walks out of the gym. “I don’t see Nancy here.” Because they both know he doesn’t really need his other question answered anymore.
“I don’t think she really likes sports.”
Mom sucks her teeth, a judgmental tchk that has heat climbing the back of his neck when it's not even for him. "Well that's a shame, he's a good player." There's finally enough space on the floor that they could leave. He wants, desperately, for them to just go cause something about this conversation is making him feel guilty again. "Do you want to to say hi?"
There's nothing he wants less than that. Lucas thinks if he has to go up to this guy, who went toe to toe with a monster, while his mom trails behind he'll die. Lucas thinks if he says hi to a guy who has only seen him maybe twice in the context of Mike Wheeler's house, and has to sit there while Steve blankly accepts his congrats he'll melt into the floor.
"Can we just go home? I still have homework."
And some tags to @fuctacles, @cauldronoflove, @thefreakandthehair, @stevespookington, @stevieharringtonwifeguy
@eriquin, @grasslandgirl, @augustjustice, and anyone else who wants to play!
#wiggly worm wednesday#stranger things#lucas sinclair#sue sinclair#Steve Harrington#technically I have included Sonny V.accaro in this#and now that we're in tag territory i'm gonna spill the details of my special hcs#1 and the foundation of this fic: steve is so good at basketball he was part of vaccaro's hs basketball swag program#which if you haven't watched air which i did really enjoy#he would give free nike shoes to hs basketball players that he thought would make it big hoping to build brand loyalty and establish nike-#-as an actual competitor to adidas and converse which they weren't at the time#i tend to base the actual hs stuff in my st fics on my parents experience given that they were in small towns in the general area at the-#-time that canon takes place so for reference my dad played hs ball and the whole team wore converse as their uniform#i do sincerely believe that steve was good enough at basketball pre-concussions pre-upside down that he could have been v successful#hc 2: sue sinclair played womens basketball in college#we're playing fast and loose with the timeline visavis sue btw#but if we streeeeetch it to its full potential she played in the national tournament pre wncaa i did research for the record#hc 3 which is implied here: bi!lucas with a crush on steve always always#also sorry for the strays nancy i love you#maybe one day you all will get to see the rest of this fic
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@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔
#your reblog surprised me#THREE BUNS SUGURU (STAR WARS ER JUST FOR YOU!)#theyre covering riko or smt and smuggling her places (??)#drawing this i was like ‘oh suguru’s curses in a star wars environment should be robots and stuff#so this suguru is a mecanic (he makes them from scrappy parts people have thrown out#and trash materials (and hard work 😎)#diy pokemon#because what is the cursed energy people are letting out if not junk theyre letting go of#so yeah ; basic geto takes shit and turns it useful#i do realise thats already very generic for star wars (junk robots junk robots!) but like. yknow. this guy takes shit people wouldnt bother#trying to sell. miam. junk of the junk. geto my favourite recycling bin you were designed for a luxurious lifestyle clearly (gege not me!)#(and stuff…………. but im lazy to put my vision in words rn hah..)#gojo’s probably a princess#(let’s not lie. hes basically a prince already (clan heir is a different look on him))#this made me want to write ?.??#problem is i dont remember much about star wars (watched it as a kid (we have the cds) appart from the very basic storyline… i forgot 😔#then theres the jawa’s first appearance cuz for some reason they scared me and i am marked for life (THEYRE JUST SILLY LITTLE GUYS 😭😭))#thankfully i lowkey want to rewatch everything so these issues can be fixed#(unthankfully either way the chance of me writing anything is very slim BUT WE NEVER KNOW RIGHT)#(hashtag diverging your attention from that other older post is it working /j/j)#omg glo i still didnt read balance (i think of it from time to time but im intimidated to read it because i know its right up my alley and#that i will love it and lately idk why but i need to ready myself emotionally to read peak fiction (this is so dumb but its true 😭😭))#my bad im rambling lol#WAIT FUCK SAME THING FOR BUNNY’S RECENT THINGY THAT GOT IN MY AO3 UPDATE MAIL#A LOVE STORY TOLD THROUGH THE LENS OF A THIRD PARTY MY BELOVED#(itsg ive searchef for these types of stories in advanced search before#AND NOW THAT I HAVE SOME BY AUTHORS I ALREADY ADORE .. IM- I SEE THEM BUT. THEIR CONTENTS STAY A MYSTERY. IS THIS MY BODY SUBCONSCIOUSLY FI#FIGHTING THE TEAR LOSS I WOULD GET??? IS THIS MFING [BALLING-MY-EYES-OUT] PREVENTION !? WITHOUT MY PERMISSION..!? TCH!)#my bad. ramble again o7 — see ya glo !#wip
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my thesis statement will of course always be that the angels + demons in good omens are aspec (and nonbinary) but crowley specifically was so aromantic this season. man who goes "oh, romance? yeah, i know how that works. practically an expert. i've picked up so much from the way that people talk about it and represent it in media. i know all the perfect steps to execute romance. it has nothing to do with personhood and feelings; there's a certain list of requirements, certain steps that you take, certain subjective prerequisites to be fulfilled, and then you'll have romance. easy. simple." when he has no idea how romance actually works because it's never been something that was accessible or valuable to him. the general conventions for love seem so simple from the outside when you pick up an idea of it through cultural osmosis but not any real experience or investment in the idea. maggie and nina come in to tell him that he can't be messing with people's love lives because it's serious and personal but how should he know? when you're outside of it and don't even realize that you're outside of it, romance is just a thing that happens. and it seems so simple...
#screaming wailing throwing things punching walls that's aro representation actually#when i say the angels and demons are all aspec and nonbinary. i of course mean That in a sense of like.#they don't align with any of our constructions of sexuality or gender because they're not built with the same inner workings#but by our definitions they're closer to those concepts than to 'conventional' conceptions of gender and sexuality#anyway crowley is so me walking into my middle school classes on the first day of school and picking out a suitable crush for the year#based on effusive criteria that i picked up from media and popular culture and the expectation that i Should have a crush#because those were the steps you took. at least it seemed like that to me.#this applies to aziraphale too of course#when all the romance you've known or seen takes place under awnings in the rain or at jane austen balls. of course it stands to reason#that the same would be true of any love in real life. cause how else would it work#anyway that kiss was so aromantic it's crazy#good omens#good omens 2#aromantic#aro#crowley
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re:kinder doodle dump part three !!! drawings with wildly different moods www they are more polished ans complete than my other doodles because. why not🥺!!!
#re:kinder#rekinder#fanart#ryou re:kinder#mami re:kinder#takumiel re:kinder#yuuichi mizuoka#i will now provide commentary ...#the first one i did was the takumiel one lets start with him#that one was done in ms paint MERELY for the sake of me making a speedpaint in the style of 2010's speedpaints#turned out great . put some nightcore on it... not placing it here because tumblr does not take it kindly to me putting speedpaints here#(im still petty about that)#the chie one as you can see. is not a line from re:kinder. it is a line from ��If...” another game by parun#where the girl who says it has the same sprite as chie. so i drew chie based on the line. chie in the multiverse...#mami was because i just dont draw her enough for being one of the characters with a drawn portrait and why not#ryou candy because i can ive been meaning to draw him more properly for a while outside of silly little projects i just never got to it#so there he is with the layout of clip studio paint because the drawing looked bland. and i didnt know what to use as a background#i do not use clip studio on light mode. i just thought itd look better with the background. all for composition sake...!!!#now about the yuu drawing i did that this morning its funny actually... if you see it that way i prefer seeing things as comedic if possible#today's morning dread would simply not leave so i decided to draw rekinder because its my go to for whenever im feeling low#and i decided. i will channel my feeling into this drawing because i can i will channel it outwards so i dont have to deal with it#so at first i was very dreadful and sad drawing. but then as i was finishing it#and the drawing looked more gloomy than it had ever had I HAD GLEE ONCE MORE!! IT WORKED!! i did channel it outwards im a genius#so i totally would recommend if you dont want to deal with dread and are in a state where you can draw#you should make your drawing feel it so you dont have to. its great#its like when one manifests their period cramps onto goku from dragon ball z.... at least i do that#i do love goku. what kind of latinoamerican would i be if i didnt id be a disgrace but im not strong enough i know he can fight it
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I miss ski jumping :(
#ski jumping#i'm so sad#wisla would have been nice#now i still have to wait like two weeks until they jump again#courchevel was like when someone would place a table full of treats right in front of you but you are only allowed to take one#(like the Ü-Ei ad lol)#but on a lighter note#I'll be able to visit Klingenthal for the sgp#so thats nice#:)#update#I might not be able to visit Klingenthal :(#I have a ballet performance on that day#(or well at least a dance performance)#which is always super special and fun#(especially because we get to wear baroque esque dresses for that performance because its more like a themed ball than anything else)#and now I'm torn between the two options#:(#I really want to see ski jumping irl#but the performance would also be so nice#if anybody has suggestions or advice on this decision please lmk#I desperately need a second opinion
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i'm awake again. i still cannot Believe there is a SECOND beta opening that includes the fact n had a different partner pokemon instead of a zoroark. what were they planning with it oughgughg i Have to know
#clai speaks#a saw a couple people wondering if it was maybe a beta victini and yeah i see it the design registers as mini mythical mon to me#and it makes sense to me bc both n and victini in the final game are locked away in a single room. one for its protection--#--the other for his manipulation. ouguhgugh it would have been so good for them to meet...#can you imagine post bw1 n walking into this lighthouse basement and realizing a Pokemon was put through the same thing he was#in addition when you take n back to his room in bw2 he's so overwhelmed he has to excuse himself#but taking Victini back to its room makes it want to come out of its poke ball to dance around and it seems satisfied after#either victini was still somehow treated well in the basement. maybe it understands the people who built the place were helping it#or it hasn't realized the gravity of its situation and Why its so awful that it was stuck here for god knows how long#this could have been its own post probably lmao anyway#did you know victini is my favorite mythical pokemon also :)
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I feel like there should have been an encounter like this at some point, but that might just be me
#idk when this would take place but#I know Krillin would never be brave enough to say that kind of thing to Vegeta's face#but I'd like to think he would be#to protect the kids...#I'd like to think he'd do anything#no one grill me on how Vegeta looks#I hate him#and I don't care#krillin#vegeta#dende#gohan#namek arc#dragon ball z#dbz#dbz fanart#fanart#my art#wirt's sauces
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aw haha he’s come close, lets be real.
Initially, he couldn’t just...stop playing...because violin’s the only thing he’s good at. But then post-secondary school made him think that, actually, he’s pretty shit at it. And even then, he still couldn’t divorce himself from music. And really, it’s because that’s what people know him for, it’s what they expect of him, and if he’s not making music--there’s is very little else he can offer. If he stops calling himself a musician, if he proverbially grinds his violin down into shrapnel--then he’s just a guy. One with no real direction.
And it’s a bit like--how badly do your legs have to hurt you before you decide to amputate them both above the knee? They walk fine, they get you around, but boy they hurt. When is it decided that they just gotta go? Or--do you hope that eventually the pain goes away because you remember a time when they actually didn’t hurt all that much and running was fun.
Buuut....ever since Magritte moved in with him, he’s found himself picking up the violin more and more often with a certain curiosity-driven eagerness. She got some strange ideas, strange processes and an even stranger relationship with music that he can’t help but feed into--collaborate with. Hell, he could produce the most hideous, head-empty, dying-cat notes, and she’d still take that awful sound and gleefully find a way to do something interesting with it. Kinda irresistible, enjoyable, addictive, like a musical gatchapon lmao
#classically trained Raf never minded electronic music and its many genres but also kinda wrote it off as not really being his taste#and so was very incurious about it pretty much all the way up UNTIL he met Magritte and now he's like#wait hold on this shit slaps actually#Meanwhile Magritte has been balls deep in this shit for YEARS and is just out here throwing stuff at the wall to see what's fun and funny.#Their story takes place like 5 years before splatoon is released but Magritte would unironically LOVE gurglecore lmao#Hi-Note#rafael
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thinking very hard about eggstra work for chill season, i just have the strangest feeling that it'll have a charger + blaster in the line-up and that it'll coincide with reload's release just to laugh at me....
#lizz.txt#most of the eggstra works so far have been at the start of the month with the exception of the first (middle of the month)#i'm REALLY REALLY hoping that the eggstra work happens in the 26th-28th of january because PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I WANT TO PLAY RELOAD IN PEACE SO BAD LIKE.. i know reload is not going to grow legs and suddenly leave me but#i want to see mr. mochizuki so bad my beloved...#i mean ofc i can play eggstra work and reload simultaneously but sOBS WHAT IF I LIKE THE EGGSWORK LINEUP#bet that the charger is going to be squiffer specifically to spite me because squiffer and i are having a lil dance#but also i welcome any charger as long as it's not the goo tuber lolol i can't stand that thing sorry#i would be so happy if the blaster is something like s-blast but like as long as it's not clash blaster i'd be happy i think#if they decide to put the eggstra work on marooners bay i might limit my time with it but it might be good practice...#i do love slammin jammin junction though.. ohh... they should announce eggstra work.. for ME....#regardless of when eggstra work takes place i think i will have a lot of fun with both it and reload#im mostly just posting this bc it'd be funny if i get hit with the ball of prophecy teehee#every time i post about squiffer it's like squiffer goes out of its way to prove me wrong or spite me its hilarious to me
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day 2 of bday weekend celebrations was another gorgeous beautiful success 💗💗💗
#in my besties group aqua bestie & me have bdays two days apart so hers is today and i got her theee prettiest shade of dior lipstick#like the exact one i knew would look so good on her and it doesss and she loves it ofc i would give her the moon btw#and other besties got her these beautiful earrings & this like blush contour stick she’d wanted & her bf got her a gold bracelet and she#loved it all heheee actually i helped her bf choose the gift which makes it more special to me 🥹#he had the right idea just wasn’t sure on the exact style which is where miss best friend of 15 years comes in 😇#and i got MY pink thermos (! so important to me i will Not drink room temp water) water bottle for the gym but like actual My exact pink#and a gym bag that id sent them the link to just to ask what they thought 😭 and they actually got it for me#it’s so cute 💖 and i got a pink hair tie 100% silk ofc and a massage ball bc id mentioned it fleetingly 🥺😭#and roommates bf got me an ear cuff i mean obviously roommate actually picked it out LMAO but it’s sooo gorgeous and so perfect bc i loved#wearing mine and i lost it ❤️🩹 and im so so happy w this one it’s so gorgeous ill take pics later#anyway we were both so happy w the gifts and then ofc killed it at the escape room then had beautiful dinner & then cocktails at this place#w a gorgeous view of the city#and now im comfy cozy in bed TIRED but so happy 💖💖💖 i love being loved!!! it’s INSANE!
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not to rant and vent and generally be annoying on main but to have it confirmed that my father wanted to take one cat whilst my mother took the other in the divorce ... reeling tbh
#we have two cats. he loves one to bits and doesn't care about the other#if he had his way we wouldn't have the second cat#my mum adores both#but the first one was in place of a child ... that she didn't want to have with my father.#he's very special to us all#we've had him 16 years#and i suspected my dad would try to pull the 'well you're taking one cat so i'll take the other'#but turns out he said it to her#in an email .......#they live in the same house.#but that's how they have to communicate now#anyway. mum obviously said No#but he's left her on email-read#idk what we'll do but she's not leaving the cat she's loved for 16 years#with someone who also does love him but likely won't bother to let her see him#god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck#he's so old as well#and father has never been on the ball with vet stuff#it's never been his job#he doesn't know we've been trying hard to look after the cat's kidneys#and he won't listen to my mum about it since he won't talk to her#kjhsgdfctgyui;okakwlemjnsvgdcfhtyulios;akd.lcjmbhnvghsagdjy#rant over i hope#i cant leave it all like this. but i have to for my own sanity and also third year of uni#helppppppppppppp#i want to spend my whole life chatting to my mum in the kitchen#if i could do that for eternity i'd be happy#but i have to leave and she's leaving too#and i'll now spend half my parent-visiting time#trying to pretend they both mean the same to me
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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