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The floor at this hospital!! It's just! Got so many positive connotations!!
#tumblr posts#color theory#colour theory#childrens hospital#this website has one joke#legendary posts#hospital decor#hospital interior design#funny
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Do Now:
Turn and Talk.
Apply your knowledge of Color Theory to the composition of this portrait. What does the red signify? Why is there so much of it?
i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
#do now#art education#color theory#this website has one joke#why am I the first one to apply it here???#it's so excessively red#they're trying really hard to hide just how faded he looks#He just unlocked the eighth inner gate#that one's a Naruto joke; I'm on chapter 668 and I bet one person is going to find that really funny
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it all comes
tumblr down, tumblr down, tumblr doooooooooown
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Stupid joke based on birds i saw at my bird feeder
#hatoful boyfriend#holiday star#hitori uzune#nageki fujishiro#nanaki kazuaki#hiyoko tosaka#ryouta kawara#anghel higure#if anyone cares about my real life bird tales: basically a mommy cardinal and her kid came to feed at my bird feeder#and i was shocked because her kid was like? dare i say bigger than her at this point and could eat JUST FINE! on his own#but was still asking for his mommy to feed him ON TOP OF THE SEEDS HE WAS ALREADY EATING!! SPOILT!!#so i took a video and called him a manchild#it was genuinely very cute and sweet tho#im not sure what he did but mommy bird ended up tussling with him at one point#and he just awkwardly sat there repenting after LOL#all to say: i ended up curious about what the point in feeding a bird that can clearly eat on its own is and like yea the answer is obvi…#like yea… its thier baby still.. sniffles so loud#but also some birds flirt via feeding yummy worms and what not#i think the website i read mostly listed songbirds tho#so i dont think quails do this- sorry i went to look this up LOL#so i typed. do adult quail feed eachother. and the google ai instead was like yea quails do eat eachother when stressed </3#NOT WHAT I ASKED?? HELLOOOO??#sorry idk what this ramble has become#me and my friend just kept joking about nanaki being a flop at flirting because he just comes off like a big baby instead
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btw, i'm absolutely serious about this: if you wish you could make the mods you want to see in the world, if you want to give modding a try but it seems overwhelming and you don't know where to start? feel free to dm me. i'm nowhere near the best modder but i will send you ressources and give tips to the best of my ability
there are so many ressources for so many things now!
#there's a modding 101 website in the works but it's still a wip#i will share it everywhere when it's done fkdjsbvsjdk but in the meantime their discord server is soooooooooo useful#also no joke. i think the modding community would be better if people who heavily relied on mods had at least an idea#of how these things work#i understand not everyone has the time and that is fine#i'm not here to blame at all#but i will always encourage people to pick up the tools for themselves#“why is no one making x or y?” it could be you!!!
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We should use paint of that color on the floor of a children's hospital.
blood is so cool
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talked to my thesis advisor today about how i am in the torture labyrinth micromanaging my thesis partner and she was so nice.... she was super understanding of my concerns..... she affirmed that i should NOT have to do the amount of work i've been doing.... she came up w a plan.... she promised my graduation won't be at risk if he doesn't do his part... perhaps there IS hope after all.... ‼️
#on one level i have tons of sympathy for him bc he has a massive amount of neurodivergence and life factors that are making him struggle rn#but on another level that should not mean *I* have to do 95% of the work#not even joking on that btw. last work period he did SEVEN CITATIONS and i wrote the entire methods section.#LMAO! anyway!#trb.txt#school blogging#sorry to over share here but this is the oversharing website. ive locked the doors etc.
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genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble
#lauren feels things#fandom#this is mostly a joke post#obviously create the experience on tumblr that yOU want#you are not obligated to do any fucking thing on this website#but like....there are a few people I've been following on my other blog#(my real and anonymous one where I do most of my reblogging/fandom stuff)#and I've been following them for YEARS#or they're mutuals from the fandoms I've written fic for#and they just post the most out of pocket shit#or they ship ships that totally squick me out#or - the most annoying sin of all to me -#they post sanctimonious explanations about how the creators/actors/whatever#really feel THIS way about this particular thing#and all you other fans are wrong#(and like......no they don't. unless that actor or writer has said that#you have no idea they think that. also it doesn't matter what they think.)#but I'm honestly not kidding when I say this makes my personal fandom experience better#bc a) some of these people are just pals I disagree with!#and b) none of them are - like - toxic or anything#there's a certain kind of fandom discourse I do not tolerate#these people are mostly just kind of silly sometimes about stuff#and ultimately harmless#but it helps me understand a fandom better#and the fact that I've been doing it for like a decade now#means that i truly never get offended or hurt or feel any kind of way#when I see a bonkers take on something#bc I'm just like 'oh sure you're wrong but whatever good for you seems like you're having fun'#and sometimes ppl in fandoms take things SO PERSONALLY!#and it's okay that some people who make art you like or amazing gifsets feel differently about the thing you both love
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a comic based of a very good tumblr post I saw.
link under cut
#can you tell i got tired at the end? lol#art#drawing#paint.net#comic#it was a great post overall. cool bug with implied autism. hidden smug elf-der god (pronounce like elder god for joke to work) talking to -#character from thing I just (somewhat) got into#well i say somewhat as if i didn't read all 8000+ pages if the dang thing#overall just top tier post for me overall. 10/10 would read again#ok here comes the hard part. the character tags#eh ill try and be comprehensive here (mostly so i can see if anub'azal has fans on this website. hehheh)#world of warcraft#warcraft#homestuck#nerubians#the war within#general anub'azal#anub'azal#dirk strider#xal'atath#ok i think i got em all#have a good one folks and beware big e traffic
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once the bad kids defeat the night yorb, they’ll be able to set their sights on who I’m sure will be the real bbeg, College Board
#Sorry to my non usamerican followers but this one’s for me#If college board has no haters I am dead#College board make a website that works challenge (impossible)#Among all the other shit#Is this joke very similar to the other one I made#Who’s to say#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy
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Graphic design is my passion.
#happy pride 🌈#this bisexual disaster has me in his clutches#i made this as a joke#and then the joke became too real#then i spent an hour on this joke#so... i guess the joke was actually on me all along#i just wanted to make one of those really annoying glitter gifs from the 2000's era#i'm sure by now this website has stolen my identity#but it was worth it#edward nygma#the riddler#riddler#gotham riddler#i just hate him with all my heart#(positive)#i wanted this to look as bad as possible#and i think i did it#i genuinely love it more than i should#i could be starting a family#but no#here i am#with this gumby-ass loser#i'm joking#i don't want a family.
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For some reason blogging and using Tumblr from my computer gives me like a..nostalgia?? Makes me want to buy a laptop for the soul purpose of blogging from it and writing selfship fanfics again.
Anywho I am back from my mini unplanned hiatus!! I hope everyone is doing well, make sure to dedicate some time to doing F.A nothing.
#technicallly I still have my really old laptop that I can use....#but ive been jaded by quick boot-up times.#Perhaps if thats truly all I will use it for. which asides from discord(which I can just have pulled up on my phone)((or use the website-#-version)) then I could just get something like a chromebook that boots up really fast cause there is like. nothing on it as it is meant-#-for like. Just quick google acsess and really nothing else.#School has benefitted me with one thing it seems and it is the use of chromebooks /half joking#And most are like 100-200$. Im actually seeing some for less than that but I havent done any research yet.#Perhaps something to keep on the backburner of my mind as I will probably doubly want one when I move out-#and of course I can not just. easily grab and transport my gaming pc wherever I please. Cause that is what I have.
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its weird that everyone loves transgenderfication beam jokes and "all my friends were closeted before we all came out one by one in middle school" jokes and "he's a woman to me" jokes and "transition could fix them" jokes but god in heaven forbid one (1) transfem makes an egg joke with her friends now we gotta denote every thermonuclear bomb at once (harass and suicide bait transfems until they deactivate)
#its a double standard. everyone on this website has their own kind of egg joke. its just the transfem type yall dont like for some reason#as long as youre not harassing strangers with the joke then fine#but some of yall are convinced is pathological evil#like the mete suggestion or thought of “that person might be trans” or suggestion to them within boundaries is bad and gross#im swinging at the hornets nest with this one but whatever. if egg jokes are unilaterally bad we've all participated but only some are#harassed for it#anyways thats my take. im not transfem so feel free to chime in if you are#egg discourse
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please god if i am granted nothing else in this life can i PLEASE get some solo qyz merch .
#j.txt#i been on the websites again .and by that i mean etsy.#i just want my boyfriend. anything at all of my boyfriend and him aloneㅠㅠ#literally like 10 total pieces of merch for him 8 of which are q/y and one of which i already own... its so fucking dark in here please#this is a moment of weakness i cant even buy anything rn anyways bc no work for the past month but GODDDD#if s3 comes out and none of youse make qyz merch even after he Has a canon design im blowing this whole place up and im not joking.
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i’m making a slideshow for my friends rating and ranking different cú chulainn character designs and i man. i just found the worst website with the worst cú chulainn and emer i’ve ever seen and i literally had to shut my laptop and walk away.
i’m not going to share that slideshow here bc i wouldn’t want an artist featured in it to somehow find it and be upset if i don’t like their design but. i would actually probably be ok with sharing a slideshow ranking just this person’s various TBC AI “illustrations” because i hate them that much
#1. they’re AI#2. cú chulainn looks like he’s in his 40s#3. emer looks like she’s 8 years old no joke no exaggeration and she’s half his size#some of the “illustrations” on that website are so bad they’re hilarious but every one that has emer in it is just disturbing + upsetting#btw if you’re anywhere vaguely in my circle on here and you’re scared i don’t like your cú chulainn art i promise i am hyping it up#also if anyone really wants the first character design slideshow dm me and i’ll share it w you when it’s done i just don’t want it floating#around in the ether#me
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ok its taking too long to scroll my dash i HAVE to purge who im following
#i love this stupid website#its literally the only social media i have#but i cannot spend too much time on here i'll actively lose hp#if we were mutuals and you notice ive unfollowed you#it has absolutely nothign to do with you and 100% to do with my mental health#im here for fandom stuff and my following list rotates every time i join a new fandom#and then every 6 months ish i have to purge when ive followed too many people and it gets overwhelming#faeloops#i think i made the ''actively lose hp'' joke last time i made one of these posts#whatever its accurate
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