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The floor at this hospital!! It's just! Got so many positive connotations!!
#tumblr posts#color theory#colour theory#childrens hospital#this website has one joke#legendary posts#hospital decor#hospital interior design#funny
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Do Now:
Turn and Talk.
Apply your knowledge of Color Theory to the composition of this portrait. What does the red signify? Why is there so much of it?
i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
#do now#art education#color theory#this website has one joke#why am I the first one to apply it here???#it's so excessively red#they're trying really hard to hide just how faded he looks#He just unlocked the eighth inner gate#that one's a Naruto joke; I'm on chapter 668 and I bet one person is going to find that really funny
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Stupid joke based on birds i saw at my bird feeder
#hatoful boyfriend#holiday star#hitori uzune#nageki fujishiro#nanaki kazuaki#hiyoko tosaka#ryouta kawara#anghel higure#if anyone cares about my real life bird tales: basically a mommy cardinal and her kid came to feed at my bird feeder#and i was shocked because her kid was like? dare i say bigger than her at this point and could eat JUST FINE! on his own#but was still asking for his mommy to feed him ON TOP OF THE SEEDS HE WAS ALREADY EATING!! SPOILT!!#so i took a video and called him a manchild#it was genuinely very cute and sweet tho#im not sure what he did but mommy bird ended up tussling with him at one point#and he just awkwardly sat there repenting after LOL#all to say: i ended up curious about what the point in feeding a bird that can clearly eat on its own is and like yea the answer is obvi…#like yea… its thier baby still.. sniffles so loud#but also some birds flirt via feeding yummy worms and what not#i think the website i read mostly listed songbirds tho#so i dont think quails do this- sorry i went to look this up LOL#so i typed. do adult quail feed eachother. and the google ai instead was like yea quails do eat eachother when stressed </3#NOT WHAT I ASKED?? HELLOOOO??#sorry idk what this ramble has become#me and my friend just kept joking about nanaki being a flop at flirting because he just comes off like a big baby instead
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btw, i'm absolutely serious about this: if you wish you could make the mods you want to see in the world, if you want to give modding a try but it seems overwhelming and you don't know where to start? feel free to dm me. i'm nowhere near the best modder but i will send you ressources and give tips to the best of my ability
there are so many ressources for so many things now!
#there's a modding 101 website in the works but it's still a wip#i will share it everywhere when it's done fkdjsbvsjdk but in the meantime their discord server is soooooooooo useful#also no joke. i think the modding community would be better if people who heavily relied on mods had at least an idea#of how these things work#i understand not everyone has the time and that is fine#i'm not here to blame at all#but i will always encourage people to pick up the tools for themselves#“why is no one making x or y?” it could be you!!!
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talked to my thesis advisor today about how i am in the torture labyrinth micromanaging my thesis partner and she was so nice.... she was super understanding of my concerns..... she affirmed that i should NOT have to do the amount of work i've been doing.... she came up w a plan.... she promised my graduation won't be at risk if he doesn't do his part... perhaps there IS hope after all.... ‼️
#on one level i have tons of sympathy for him bc he has a massive amount of neurodivergence and life factors that are making him struggle rn#but on another level that should not mean *I* have to do 95% of the work#not even joking on that btw. last work period he did SEVEN CITATIONS and i wrote the entire methods section.#LMAO! anyway!#trb.txt#school blogging#sorry to over share here but this is the oversharing website. ive locked the doors etc.
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We should use paint of that color on the floor of a children's hospital.
blood is so cool
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genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble
#lauren feels things#fandom#this is mostly a joke post#obviously create the experience on tumblr that yOU want#you are not obligated to do any fucking thing on this website#but like....there are a few people I've been following on my other blog#(my real and anonymous one where I do most of my reblogging/fandom stuff)#and I've been following them for YEARS#or they're mutuals from the fandoms I've written fic for#and they just post the most out of pocket shit#or they ship ships that totally squick me out#or - the most annoying sin of all to me -#they post sanctimonious explanations about how the creators/actors/whatever#really feel THIS way about this particular thing#and all you other fans are wrong#(and like......no they don't. unless that actor or writer has said that#you have no idea they think that. also it doesn't matter what they think.)#but I'm honestly not kidding when I say this makes my personal fandom experience better#bc a) some of these people are just pals I disagree with!#and b) none of them are - like - toxic or anything#there's a certain kind of fandom discourse I do not tolerate#these people are mostly just kind of silly sometimes about stuff#and ultimately harmless#but it helps me understand a fandom better#and the fact that I've been doing it for like a decade now#means that i truly never get offended or hurt or feel any kind of way#when I see a bonkers take on something#bc I'm just like 'oh sure you're wrong but whatever good for you seems like you're having fun'#and sometimes ppl in fandoms take things SO PERSONALLY!#and it's okay that some people who make art you like or amazing gifsets feel differently about the thing you both love
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a comic based of a very good tumblr post I saw.
link under cut
#can you tell i got tired at the end? lol#art#drawing#paint.net#comic#it was a great post overall. cool bug with implied autism. hidden smug elf-der god (pronounce like elder god for joke to work) talking to -#character from thing I just (somewhat) got into#well i say somewhat as if i didn't read all 8000+ pages if the dang thing#overall just top tier post for me overall. 10/10 would read again#ok here comes the hard part. the character tags#eh ill try and be comprehensive here (mostly so i can see if anub'azal has fans on this website. hehheh)#world of warcraft#warcraft#homestuck#nerubians#the war within#general anub'azal#anub'azal#dirk strider#xal'atath#ok i think i got em all#have a good one folks and beware big e traffic
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once the bad kids defeat the night yorb, they’ll be able to set their sights on who I’m sure will be the real bbeg, College Board
#Sorry to my non usamerican followers but this one’s for me#If college board has no haters I am dead#College board make a website that works challenge (impossible)#Among all the other shit#Is this joke very similar to the other one I made#Who’s to say#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy
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color theory shake
please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
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Graphic design is my passion.
#happy pride 🌈#this bisexual disaster has me in his clutches#i made this as a joke#and then the joke became too real#then i spent an hour on this joke#so... i guess the joke was actually on me all along#i just wanted to make one of those really annoying glitter gifs from the 2000's era#i'm sure by now this website has stolen my identity#but it was worth it#edward nygma#the riddler#riddler#gotham riddler#i just hate him with all my heart#(positive)#i wanted this to look as bad as possible#and i think i did it#i genuinely love it more than i should#i could be starting a family#but no#here i am#with this gumby-ass loser#i'm joking#i don't want a family.
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its weird that everyone loves transgenderfication beam jokes and "all my friends were closeted before we all came out one by one in middle school" jokes and "he's a woman to me" jokes and "transition could fix them" jokes but god in heaven forbid one (1) transfem makes an egg joke with her friends now we gotta denote every thermonuclear bomb at once (harass and suicide bait transfems until they deactivate)
#its a double standard. everyone on this website has their own kind of egg joke. its just the transfem type yall dont like for some reason#as long as youre not harassing strangers with the joke then fine#but some of yall are convinced is pathological evil#like the mete suggestion or thought of “that person might be trans” or suggestion to them within boundaries is bad and gross#im swinging at the hornets nest with this one but whatever. if egg jokes are unilaterally bad we've all participated but only some are#harassed for it#anyways thats my take. im not transfem so feel free to chime in if you are#egg discourse
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reblogging for that last addition
as a bi person, the bisexual flag brings me infinite joy and always puts a smile on my face, however as a person who has a Passion for Graphic Design, that undersaturated shade of purple infuriates me when it's used digitally
like, on an actual flag - which was its original purpose - it looks great!
those look fine! lovely, even! with the semi-transparent fabric, the way it catches the sunlight, it looks beautiful!
but now look at how it looks digitally
the pink and blue are so vibrant compared to the sad, lonely lavender!
and let's look at this statement from Michael Page, the creator of the bi flag:
(sidenote: he created this flag in 1998, so if his takes on bisexuality is different from yours, it's okay to notice that! a lot has changed since the 90s when it comes to lived experiences and the way we describe them. but, it's also important to respect his thoughts about this and the way he presented them, even if today, we'd probably not say that bi people "blend unnoticeably into both the gay/lesbian and straight communities.")
so in pantone colors, the pink is 226 C, the blue is 286 C, and the purple of the flag is 258 C.
but...here's the deal
Michael talks here about how the key to understanding the symbolism is to know that the purple blends into both the pink and blue. and on a physical flag, I think you can see that!
but digitally, it absolutely does not blend. it clashes badly, and looks oddly separate from the other two colors.
which got me wondering...what purple do you get if you actually blend 226 C and 286 C?
oh! oh, my god.
look at that! look at how nicely it fits between those colors!
look at it next to the original color scheme! look at how much more vibrant the purple is!
and friends. this is just blending through rgb! you get even more purple variations when you use other color spaces!
let's compare all of them:
(top: original, lab. middle: lrgb, lch. bottom: rgb, hsl)
look at all of the different purple options you can get just by combining these two colors!
if you want almost too-vibrant saturation, you can go hsl, if you want something more relaxed that's closer to the original, you can go lab or lrgb. and if you want to split the difference, lch is bright and violet, while rgb is there with its saturated but darker purple.
anyway, I guess I don't really have a point here? this isn't so much an informational post as it is Me Getting Weird About Colors, but I think it is a useful lesson about how colors look very different on screens compared to how they look on objects in real life.
and sometimes, I think it's okay to compensate for that.
out of all of these, this is my favorite bi flag:
it's the one where the colors were blended in lab color space. for me, the lighter, softer purple is close enough to the original bi flag purple, while also feeling like a smoother blend of the blue and pink
but that's just me! and it might not even look the same to you, since every screen is different, because technology is a nightmare!
anyway, thank you for coming with me on this colorful journey! I will now retreat back to inkscape and make pained sounds about inkstitch gradients until something tangible pulls me back into reality
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i’m making a slideshow for my friends rating and ranking different cú chulainn character designs and i man. i just found the worst website with the worst cú chulainn and emer i’ve ever seen and i literally had to shut my laptop and walk away.
i’m not going to share that slideshow here bc i wouldn’t want an artist featured in it to somehow find it and be upset if i don’t like their design but. i would actually probably be ok with sharing a slideshow ranking just this person’s various TBC AI “illustrations” because i hate them that much
#1. they’re AI#2. cú chulainn looks like he’s in his 40s#3. emer looks like she’s 8 years old no joke no exaggeration and she’s half his size#some of the “illustrations” on that website are so bad they’re hilarious but every one that has emer in it is just disturbing + upsetting#btw if you’re anywhere vaguely in my circle on here and you’re scared i don’t like your cú chulainn art i promise i am hyping it up#also if anyone really wants the first character design slideshow dm me and i’ll share it w you when it’s done i just don’t want it floating#around in the ether#me
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ok its taking too long to scroll my dash i HAVE to purge who im following
#i love this stupid website#its literally the only social media i have#but i cannot spend too much time on here i'll actively lose hp#if we were mutuals and you notice ive unfollowed you#it has absolutely nothign to do with you and 100% to do with my mental health#im here for fandom stuff and my following list rotates every time i join a new fandom#and then every 6 months ish i have to purge when ive followed too many people and it gets overwhelming#faeloops#i think i made the ''actively lose hp'' joke last time i made one of these posts#whatever its accurate
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