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Everyone's comm beeps in their ear, drawing their attention. "Kon, Jon, Cassie, and Bart all know now. I'm bribing them with the footage of Phase One." Tim's voice says. Their comms beep again and the line goes silent.
Dick sighs. Yeah, that checks. Honestly, he's surprised those four hadn't been told way earlier than now.
"What's wrong?" Wally asks from beside him.
"Nothing," ha answers. He finishes the drink in his hand in one go.
Wally snorts softly. "Yeah, sure. I assume someone's blown it?"
"Tim and Dami. Both Superboy's, Wonder Girl, and Impulse all know now."
"Our Wonder Girl?"
"Tim's.
"Ah." A beat. "The problem?"
"No problem. Though, B might say something."
"I thought he was all for telling the teams?"
"He is! This was all his idea! But Tim's bribing the other four with the footage of the Cave."
"You mean the footage that I haven't seen yet?"
"Yep."
"Then what are we waiting for?" Wally grabs his hand, "Let's go get Donna and go watch!"
Dick sighs again and goes along. He clicks his own comm on and says, "Me, Wally, and Donna are gonna come watch, too. Wally insists."
Damian's voice comes next. "Since when does Troy know?"
"Probably since I told her and Wally."
"What?" Steph's voice whines, "You've had two people know for so long?"
Before he can respond, Barbra hisses, "Hey! This is supposed to be a distraction free line, guys."
Jason snorts, "Me, Roy, Lian, and Duke are on our way, too. You girls should come watch; we'll make a party out of it."
"Good idea," Cass says.
Dick can see Bruce on the other side of the room, unable to react to a thing that's being said in his ear. Ha!
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Bruce watched his kids all leave the room. He's glad that their teams know, though why did they have to let it slip while the party was still going on? Oh, well, nothing to do about it now. Especially because Oliver's agreed to give a speech.
"Ollie, dear, it's time for your speech now, isn't it?"
"Ah, yes." Oliver says, light pink dusting his cheeks at the address Bruce had been using since they were in high school. He made his way to the stage, the band quieting as he took the podium. "If I may have everyone's attention for just a moment?"
Great start, Ollie.
"Like all of you, the invitation to this gala tonight came as a surprise. A welcome one, but a surprise nonetheless. Now, I won't keep your attention for long, but, on behalf of Bruce, I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight. This Gala tonight, Charity for Justice, is a fantastic way for us to give back to the people who work so hard to save us. And it's not just the Justice League; Doctors, Teachers, Veterans, et cetera. They're all heroes who deserve all the help we can give them. Being here tonight, while it may seem superficial, is a step in the right direction to helping the heroes of the world. Now, I don't know how Bruce is going to get this money to the Justice League, but I'm not one to questions his ways or his motivations. He's been a friend of mine since we were in high school, and I trust him with my life. Thank you, Bruce, for hosting tonight; And thank you all for coming and donating." Nodding to the audience, Oliver walked from the stage as they clapped.
Bruce smiled at Oliver as they met at the bottom of the stairs leading to the stage. "Thanks, Ollie. I didn't know you trusted me so much."
Oliver matched his smile. "'Course I do, Brucie! And what you're doing tonight is really good. I might just have to steal this idea from you."
Laughing, Bruce patted Oliver's shoulder before taking his place on the stage. "Thanks, Oliver, for speaking tonight. I know it was last minute, but you did great." The crowd chuckled a bit as Oliver raised the glass he now held. "At the risk of sounding like a broken record, thanks again, everyone, for coming here tonight. I know a lot of you are far from home, but it means a lot that you made the trip out.
"Admittedly, this entire gala was a spur of the moment decision. My kids, actually, came up with the idea, so if you're going to thank anyone, it should be them. They did everything on their own while sat back and let them do their thing.
"When you think of heroes, you're most likely to think of the Justice League and their sidekicks. But, who were the heroes before the Justice League was founded? Perseus, Heracles, Aeneas, Remus, Romulus, Vldar, Ragnar Lodbrok, Hua Mulan, Guan Yu. All of them were warriors. But, does combat make a hero? I don't think so. I think the thing that makes a hero is the willingness to help; the willingness to give even if you have nothing to give; the willingness to do what it takes to make sure someone gets to live even just a little bit longer.
"Oxford dictionary defines the word 'hero' as "a person who is admired or idealized for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities". While I agree, I think that this is a much too niche definition. After all, I've met hundreds of people who I would consider heroes, heard thousands more stories- and not one of them has been 'admired' or 'idealised' for it.
"Tonight, I've asked for donations from each of you. All of the money will be going towards helping the heroes of the world; those who are recognised as such, those who aren't, and everyone in between. Every donation made will be matched by not only myself, but Wayne Industries as well. Then, all the money will be anonymously give to the heroes of every city represented here.
"Again, I'm so glad everyone could make it tonight, and I'm beyond glad that you've all be generous enough to help our heroes. Please enjoy the rest of your evening." The applause was loud as he walked off stage, the music picking up softly before crescendoing as the crowd began talking again.
The comm in his ear clicked just before Barbra started speaking. "That was a good speech, B. Brought some of us to tears."
He picked up a drink and sipped it as he spoke into his own comm piece. "You're watching the cameras?"
"Naturally," Damian said.
"We're all too comfortable to move," Tim explained, "So Bab's pulled the cameras up on the TV just as Oliver finished speaking."
"I've never heard Batman talk so much..." That was Bart Allen, clearly close enough to hear him over Tim's line, but not close enough to be intentional.
"Hell," Donna was probably sprawled across Dick and Wally, "I've never seen him express emotion and I knew who he was!"
Bruce hid a laugh and a smirk behind his drink. "Watch it, now."
There were a few squeaks as the comms all clicked off, Barbra taking care of his as well.
The ballroom was emptying, slower than he would like, but faster than expected. The kids (because that's what they are, no matter how old they may be) all trickled back into the ballroom, waving goodbye and joining their families as they went, though his own kept themselves near the door to say goodbye to everyone leaving. He decided to join them.
Just as Oliver, Dinah, Roy, and Lian were leaving, he stopped his old friend and pulled him aside.
Oliver's guard was still down, relaxed even as Bruce pulled him into a completely empty room and shut the door. He heard the click of a comm turning on, though no one spoke, so he could only assume it was his own.
"I was just about to head home; What's up, Bruce?"
"Oliver, there's something I need to tell you." This was gonna be so funny.
"Bruce?"
When had first started out, he knew that having the same voice in and out of costume would be a potentially detrimental mistake, so he'd dropped his voice as low as he dared and added the grit to it. Eventually, he'd gotten a voice changer, but he'd kept up the training to make sure he didn't damage his voice in case the voice changer ever broke.
Taking a deep breath, Bruce turned around and dropped his voice. "I'm Batman."
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#Batman's Biggest Hater#part 17#bruce wayne is batman's biggest hater#batman is dramatic and i will die on this hill#dc#dcu#justice league#dc comics#pranks#they're a family of detectives#using their powers for good#mostly#this one is really dialogue heavy and i'm only a little bit sorry for that#i don't know how to write parties#this was a mistake#lol#only half kidding about that. too#yes this feels a bit rushed#i've lost motivation for this story (a while ago actually) but i'm determined to finish it#I CAN'T WRITE SPEECHES#this was unnecessarily hard#why are words hard?#omg this is so cheesey#i'm proud of it though#bruce's speech came out really good for me completely winging it
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#this moment was so unnecessarily funny#lace is losing her mind then stalgard's attitude does a complete 180#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datvedit#lace harding#stalgard#veilguard stalgard#kal-sharok#rook#veilguard rook#dragon age rook#audo#da spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#spoilers spoilers spoilers
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#granada holmes#jeremy brett#unnecessarily handsome#david burke#bright fluffy doc#victorian husbands#asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show
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Ngl I would marry that man and then I would take him with me wherever I go like other women carry their tiny dogs in their handbags. He's so absolutely useless I want to show him off to all my friends. Whenever he says something I would kiss him gently on his zero braincells forehead. I'm a girl who knows how to treat a pretty loser
#he's so useless i even forgot the name of the character#ah#Freddy Eynsford-Hill#ridiculous name#i don't think he should take my last name as it would make him less useless#but i surely won't become Artemis Eynsford-Hill no sir#so that might be a problem#jeremy brett#unnecessarily handsome#my fair lady#asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show
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Pokémon Ceruledge: Rumble in the Ruins 🔥⚔️
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv#ceruledge#dragapult#.gif#outdesign posts things#outdesign attempts to gif#I was trying really hard to kick this out yesterday during my lunch break but it didn't quite happen#the animation in this goes unnecessarily hard#what I wouldn't do to have animation even a third this good in the games#greatest hits
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not mclaren posting carcar on main (on facebook, of all platforms) in november 2023
#carcar#oscarlos#why has no one pulled up this pic in the latest carcar frenzy#george is definitely not looking at them#but carlos#his subtle little smile around the straw#oscar's polite cat face#carlos squeezing his fist unnecessarily hard#oscar being completely chill#the skin tone difference#im fucking obsessed with these two#formula one#formula 1#f1#oscar piastri#carlos sainz
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they make me sick
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#fiddauthor#fanart#gravity falls fanart#OH MY GODDDD DUDE#i was tweaking while making this#the memory gun is unnecessarily hard to draw#ford looks kinda like a wet dog#society fidds and paranoid ford my doomed beloveds#it’s late at night for me rn excuse my yapping
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VERNON ending fairies. ↳ happy birthday to the face card that never declines.
#vernon#choi hansol#seventeen#svt#*mine#happy 218 day!#tw flashing#svtgifs#svtsource#heymax#maddieblr#usermery#jennalook#userbexrex#xanblr#userfairy#heyteo#raplineuser#some of these are actually kind of the dodgiest colouring ever but we please aren't gonna talk about it#i fucking AGONISED. esp over the _world and anyone ones. but oh my giddy aunt that was so unnecessarily hard.#anyway. my brain hurts. BYE :)
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“What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again.”
#let me tell you...the anne hathaway crying pic was hard to find#unnecessarily#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#the hunger games#thg#catching fire#thg mockingjay
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got a haircut today and the lady who washed my hair had these really muscular arms, and instead of asking me to lean my head back, she just grabbed my hair and yanked it back.
and I'm ngl to you...
I was... affected.
#she also gripped my neck with her fingers at one point#like#unnecessarily hard#and I was like... I was like... umm. UMMMM. ma'am.#i admit im kinda ticklish on the neck anyway so#it didnt help#she was really squeezing hard#i could not help#my physical reaction#but you know#i just blinked and did my best to look unaffected
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What am i hearing? Bi visibility day? Oh well, enjoy!
Just being pretty.
And Bi.
And pretty Bi!
#Reblog with more JB photos loves#or with Freddy photos!#bisexuality#bi icon#jeremy brett#unnecessarily handsome#asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show
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patching up my pants. if i do this properly then ill never have to buy new clothes again babeyyy | my video, link back here if using
#RECOMMENDATION. dont do this while wearing the pants. makes it unnecessarily hard#talos gifs#stim gifs#stim#sewing stim#sewing#irl hands#thread#fabric#cloth#mending#patches#black#orange#grey#gray#hank hands#gif ids#id in alt
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NOCO WORLD DOMINATION !!!!!!!!
#noahs expression was unnecessarily hard >:[[#me giving cody the BIGGEST teeth ever#theyre so sillayy#tdi#total drama island#total drama island fanart#tdi art#tdi fanart#tdi cody#tdi noah#tdi noco#noco fanart#noco au#td noco#total drama noco#noah sterecra#cody anderson#total drama art#total drama noah#total drama
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The Greek Interpreter
#granada holmes#jeremy brett#unnecessarily handsome#david burke#bright fluffy doc#victorian husbands#asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show
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What a weird proposal, but okay
#just me being silly at 1:30 am#granada holmes#sherlock holmes#jeremy brett#unnecessarily handsome#david burke#edward hardwicke#asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show#holmes/watson
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we need to team up and beat him to death with hammers
#tag yap incoming#bananaart#bananamcsm#romeo mcsm#minecraft story mode romeo#mcsm romeo#minecraft story mode#this is just a quick doodle as i figure out his design in my hc lol#i deicded to give him a sweater because. tshirts are so fucking unnecessarily hard to draw for me???#like i CANNOT figur it out but wahterver i just wanted to post something goodbai guys#romeo the admin#what other tags shouldi clog#scratches head#evil british guy#i was so proud of this art that i even added my watermakr that can easily be covered up by a solid colour 💗😍#aanyways. THE MEOOO :3#i also tried to draw genderbend romo but it was NOT working out for me bruh#its tight... maybe some other day#keep rollin rollin rollin oh also once i figure out what to draw to accompany it ill post about a romeo hc i have thats been#floating around in my head for a while now its nothng groundbreaking but i thought it was funny#im not gonna say what it is because i love edging people have fun guys#my god theres a fly thats been in my room for like three hours now and ive been trying to catch it with my bare hands every time it flies#next to me i feel like walter fucking white in that one episode#lmao i like the bright airbrush that i put behind him. it makes him look like the archangel micheal or some shit okay i need to post this g#mcsm
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