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he is the only funny person on the damn app
#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#twitter#look who made me laugh out loud againâŚ#OKAY LOOK for as long as it takes tumblr to discover the enigma that is Charlie Slimecicle#I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda#THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES#If it takes me scrolling through twitter everyday to do it the so be it#We all have to make sacrifices lmao#but thank you fellow slime enjoyers for spreading my message previously#itâs really sweet seeing the collective enjoyment over slimecicle on my post of all things#<3#quackity#qsmp#juanaflippa
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back on my shit
bonus: it worked (idea by my brother n friends lol)
#actually posted this on twitter first but it was 7am when i did and i forgot to post it here so uhm#I always think vhad is a really unpopular ship until i post it on twt and i swear they come outta the woodworks#I MEAN. im happy to see these two more its just funny to me slkjfsdf#also Cyn/The Solver was the flower girl btw and yes she wears two bows <3#ok enough rambling for now#i wanna make more stuff after this. apologies on bein absent !!!#murder drones#murder drones thad#serial designation v#vhad#serial designation n#uzi doorman#murder drones lizzy#sentinal? does he have a name?? hes a registered priest now. with a cowboy brim hat obv
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My batfam Twitter au idea is that Jason made an official hero account in his robin days for Robin. Obviously it went inactive during his death and for quite a bit later. But one day he just casually replied or retweeted something about him with no explanation, and just kept popping up randomly and semi-rarely
He never makes a red hood account. He just keeps using the 2nd Robin one. He hasn't even changed the icon or title or anything
#He logs in with computers because all his phones are flips that can't actually use twitter#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#uh .um.#twitter au#?#batfam twitter#??#dc aus#UNFORTUNATELY i can never commit to this because i love seeing my little guy so very much.#also i have no intention of ever making a twitter au. that too#i dont see him as a big twitter guy. at all. so he just doesn't really bother to change anything (plus he thinks its a bit funny)
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oooooo white people in my replies really saying âI can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobiaâ
Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks itâs a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I havenât seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like âOhhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.â Itâs crazy.
Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. Thatâs why you barely see stuff thatâs important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people canât ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.
They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin⌠most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because itâs a âtouchy subject.â What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) Thatâs literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like itâs no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like theyâre doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of itâs intended dono goal in minutes.
Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, itâs absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isnât that fucking sad, man?
#:(#itâs like what can you do#as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have âdonât follow me if youâre whiteâ in their bios#theyâll call it racist or whatever (itâs fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact#with yâall. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat)#i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago#because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga#and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl#like right after that#and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like đ§đžââď¸?#because I talk about racism a lot??? itâs weird lol#like theyâll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like youâre not supposed to talk about#the stuff that effects you#tkf replies#karmelarts#they donât give a shit about anything if it doesnât personally Involve them#they act like they canât relate to anyone or anything it they arenât marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a#personality trait)#notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? itâs always white centered shit no#matter how hot and popular that show might be#youâll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here#all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so#sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl
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making an important announcement about some things iâve noticed in the gwendoline christie fandom that really bug me.
disclaimer: read this at your own convenience and discretion. i am not responsible for any sort of hurt feelings and frankly⌠i donât care. if youâre mad about this, you are probably the problem. /lh
to start with id like to begin on a positive note so that iâm not diving into negativity, i donât want to be completely negative about my experiences because iâve actually met some of the kindest people in the world through this fan base.
the gwen fandom, the gwandom, the gwendoline christie fandom , the lesbian cesspool, has been an incredible experience that iâm grateful iâve had the pleasure of being apart of.
i went through a rough patch during november, and if i hadnât found out about gwen, or met such wonderful people during my time here , i honestly wouldnât be here right now. i owe my life to these people, gwen included. i will forever adore miss christie and what she stands for alongside the friends iâve made along the way.
and while i know someday this hyperfix will end, itâs really disheartening to me when a fandom is what makes me grow distant from things i enjoy. it happened before, i feel as though it is happening all over again.
and no, iâm not taking issue with anything like the catrissa stuff or the brienne and larissa ship going around or anything like that. i like that we can all be weird together and enjoy aus like catrissa and crackships like bririssa (not sure the official name that was decided lol). my issue is the amount of content iâve seen that either focuses on gwen herself, or the strange relationship with minors, or the odd artwork of gwen, and the absolute disgusting behaviour towards giles.
gwen would be absolutely appalled seeing fanfictions of herself that involve nsfw or just her in general, anyone would, itâs disgusting to make works of real people in that setting. itâs like youâre treating them as an original character you can mould and manipulate as you see fit and using someone who is real with thought and feeling and consciousness for smut fics is not okay, or any fic in general. i totally get the hype around her characters, i literally have âbrienneâs princessâ in my bio and iâve had âjane murdstoneâs bloodbagâ (in reference to my vamp au) as a name in a discord server.
but i think the fandom has begun to blur the lines between fictional characters and reality settings when it comes to gwen and the personalities she portrays on the television screen. itâs not fair to her. itâs disgusting. iâve seen a minor do it, iâve seen a grown adult do it. itâs something i donât see shamed and frowned upon often enough and itâs really not okay.
on that note iâd like to quickly mention the photos, we alllll know what photos iâm talking about. the bunny one, the nudes, the ones gwen has expressed regret towards and wishes to not have them spread. was there not a âfanâ who brought her a book of her nudes and wanted her to sign it? that person who was blocked on instagram by gwen because they reposted her nudes on their story and tagged her???? how can you refer to yourself as a fan after behaving so abhorrently? absolutely disgusting behaviour. as a collective fandom we need to stop touching those photos (metaphorically speaking) and leave them in the past.
iâve been told of numerous circumstances in which adults have shown their nsfw works to minors in this fandom and it has to fucking stop. itâs disgusting!! how can you do that knowingly? i constantly ponder terminating my account after a minor got ahold of my nsfw work, and upon realising they WERE a minor it was as simple as blocking and moving on. itâs truly not that hard, folks. and the minors on tiktok who fight with others saying silly things like âthatâs my wifeâ or worse. iâve seen it all, i feel like, and the more i see it the more sick i become. i cannot stand it.
i have seen and heard of fans who have fat shamed gwen for that one pink dress she wore to the met gala. she looked so happy in that dress, and the audacity one must have to fatshame that poor woman on twitter then turn around and continue to proclaim your âlove for herâ as if youâd done no wrong? are you fucking serious? are you mental?
and the sexualisation over the porcelain doll look, gods some of you are sick. those were not real breasts, people. considering the fact she wholeheartedly regrets her nude photoshoots , what possesses you to believe she would actually flaunt her chest in that outfit?
the blatant mistreatment of poor giles is not fucking okay either. just because youâre jealous of someone who makes her immensely happy does not give you the right to post something so vile and cruel about him. shame on you. why do you believe this is okay to post:
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are you serious? have any of you stopped to consider how HAPPY giles makes her? or is her happiness the last thing you ponder when you look at her? have you even noticed how unhappy she looks lately? have you truly paused to consider how she would feel about seeing this on your page, random twitter user, or the rest of you who think this is okay? bless your hearts.
and some of the absolutely horrific things iâve seen about her online and the hurtful behaviour towards giles makes me question the difference between a fan and just the general paparazzi. because if you truly loved her and you truly loved giles then i would not be ranting into the fucking void about it for no reason.
i avoid interacting with pages i find problematic on here to keep from stirring the pot but tonight i chose violence and got reeeeeal pissy about how i felt about this place. itâs not okay what i see on here and itâs getting exhausting seeing the same cycle of content on a daily.
thatâs everything i have to say, i think. i probably missed a lot that should be discussed in the comments but iâm done for now because i know if i go on iâll probably cry.
before you post things about real people with real feelings , stop to consider how they will feel those real feelings towards the content you put out. chances are youâll become less problematic and obnoxious that way. đ
#gwendoline christie#gwendolineuniverse#sigh#announcement#iâm upset#this fandom is insane#some of you need help#seriously#like its not even funny#you guys are weird#please repost this everywhere#this is not okay#iâm really tired of seeing these things#and i understand i can block and move on but i feel as though it was important enough to be said#fandom#tumblr fandom#and specifically#the tumblr and tiktok fandom#instagram is becoming just as bad#and twitter has always been atrocious
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Sorry for the absence,,,and sorry for not many sketches
//suggestive below
#fanart#my art#art#doodle#mortal kombat 1#kung lao#mk1 raiden#mk1 2023#so like several things#one sorry for not posting in forever#my jobs really took up all my time and#was dealing with pretty bad mental state that my art is actually super terrible lmao#then my birthday happened and I got super busy#also while i was gone i made some funny discoveries#apparently my art was posted on pinterest - which was funny - while also being posted on tik tok?????#which is funnier#i didnt think kung lao hugging raiden would make such a reaction hahahahahaha#how come no one told me there was also more railao art on twitter? i can't personally find any traction on that hell site but it was#beautiful to see :')#suggestive#railao
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Aventio lovers I fear we won yet again
Paid Aventio edit we all cheered
#Hsr#aventio#Aventurine#dr ratio#honestly whether or not this ship was canon/implied/anything or not I really wouldnât gaf#However watching the most annoying people on the planet seethe over this kinda stuff is so funny#Boooo the gays in a hoyo game#Sure donât hope forks in kitchens scare them#Iâm gonna open twitter for the one time this month bc I wanna see if anyone is upset about this
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Y'ALL SONIC'S JAPANESE VOICE ACTOR JUST REPOSTED GAY SEX????????????
THE REPLIES ARE SO FUNNY I'M SOBBING LAUGHING WHAT IS GOING ON
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#junichi#junichi kanemaru#sonic fandom#sonic voice actors#sonic va#sonic the hedgehog voice actor#WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON#sonadow???#jokes#really funny#you have to see this man#like i cant he doesn't even give context or ANYTHING#sonic posting#sonic the hedgehog posting#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow generations#freaky heroes ???#freaky sonic#sonic jokes#what the fuck is goin on#sonic twitter fandom
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hulu was doing live coverage of the election until 2:00am, at which point my power randomly went out and when I reopened the hulu app on my tv the election coverage was replaced with
#us politics#I don't care if it was intentional or a coincidence or what that shit is funny as hell#I got like 3 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours#my closest friends are sleeping and don't know yet#we're going to dc a month from now on vacation and none of us expected this#I've been on twitter and it's crushing I see my friends in fear for their lives#I see the worst people in the world cheering for their own downfall because all they care about is someone else having it worse#like they'll douse the vulnerable among us with gasoline and pray for hellfire thinking they'll be safe#but the flames don't discriminate like they do and we're all going to burn#except for the wealthy and powerful of course they'll be polluting the solar system or dead from old age#and the only hell they'll ever know is the one millions upon millions of people eagerly built in their names#in the name of 'greatness'#(man I get really melodramatic when I haven't slept)#and I'm scared too I didn't think this was going to happen and I have no idea what the future holds anymore#and I know I'm privileged to be able to say this when people's lives are about to be destroyed but I think I'm more sad than anything#so disappointed that 70 million people voted for *that*#because it's completely unconscionable to anyone with a soul but somehow he's winning the popular vote for the first time???#what do you mean more people like him now than they did in 2016 and 2020#this genuinely feels like a nightmare are we really so far gone as a country??? as a society?????#that we would not only let a convicted felon (who was served a lawsuit ON ELECTION DAY) on the ballot#but that SEVENTY. MILLION. PEOPLE. would vote for him? to run the country??? to represent us on a global stage?????#*THAT'S* what we as a nation have chosen??? what the fuck is wrong with this country?????#why him indeed#and yet I still have hope#inexplicably
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You hate mcyt? Really? Name 3 smps
#itâs always kinda funny when I see like#an mcyt post that broke containment#and all the non mcyt blogs having to declare in their reblogs how they agree with the post but hate mcyt#like I really wonder how many people say they âhate mcytâ when they really mean they saw dsmp discourse on twitter that one time#astro speaks
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headcanon that hazel had the most parasocial beef imaginable with shirley temple. 8 year old hazel was writing hate mail to the local paper with her crayons calling the also 8 year old shirley a sellout and an industry plant. in 2010 hazel's watching nick at nite on the fifth cohort rec room tv and sees the 2 minute long shirley temple box set commercial and loses her fucking mind.
#hazel: shut UP about animal crackers in your soup!!!!#hazel's constantly pitting her against judy garland on 1930s stan twitter (the playground) âTHIS is what actual talent sounds like btw!â#even though judy garland is at least 6 years older#i love great depression pop culture trivia bc you can see how a lot of lasting media trends got started#but this specific hc is because i hated hannah montana in first grade then in high school my friends wanted to watch#and i was like âi was probably just being a not like other girls hater as a kid i bet the show is really cute and funny in hindsight"#it wasnât and i still hated it. it was very vindicating#hazel levesque
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Putting the Ryokugyu post aside for now since something came up and I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
The new vivre cards came out, and they confirmed the 95% chance that Hibari is Akainu's daughter.
To explain:
At first, the only real proof of evidence that we had for this theory was that they were the only 2 characters in the whole entire series that spoke with the Hiroshima dialect (and the fact that they're both marines along with a few other things). Many pointed out that this could coincidence...
But then Hibari's vivre card was revealed:
She has the same blood type and her origin is from the North Blue, the exact same as Akainu's!
At this point it can't be a coincidence, and I will be making a post about all the evidence, since more is starting to pop up
#i also find it really funny that most people who are denying it are Akainu simps#i just randomly see them on twitter and go: its obvious that they are connected?#yes a character can share a trait#but multiple VERY specific ones and you still say that it is a coincidence?#even the powerscalers agree that they are most definitely father and daughter and they don't agree on ANYTHING#one piece#one piece theory#hibari one piece#hibari#akainu one piece#one piece akainu#akainu sakazuki#akainu#rip koby
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(context for watcher/listener!sausage can be found in the âvideosâ tag on my blog if you want it, but this ficlet can be read without said context)
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âYâknow, of all the Hermits I was expecting to be pulling me into a dark corner tonight, I did not expect you to be first, Grian! I love the initiative!â
âIâm going to pretend I didnât hear that,â Grian says in a voice near a hiss. Heâs got Sausage by the wrist, leading him into a small area of the upper floor of the tavern in Sanctaury that does look like it was built for the exact purpose Sausage is implying. Grian decides to ignore that as well.
âWhat are you doing here?â Grianâs straight to the point. He always has to be, with these Things, if he doesnât want to get trapped in a loop of slant rhyming pleasantries.
âWhat do you mean?â Sausage asks, shaking his wrist out of Grianâs tight grip and leaning comfortably against the wall. âThis is where I live. Itâs my home. If anything, I should be asking you mysterious strangers what youâre doing here, but Iâm sure youâve heard that question enough for one day.â
âYou know exactly what I mean.â Grian crosses his arms and tries his best not to look petulant, but he sure feels like it. âI thought Theyâd given up on trying to snatch me back, so why would They send you of all people? Whatâs your game?â
Sausage laughs, honest to god laughs, like he canât believe Grianâs even asking him such a question. Grian thinks itâs a reasonable question, in this scenario, but what he thinks and whatâs reasonable rarely seems to matter with these things.
âThey didnât send me,â Sausage looks him up and down in that way that makes Grian have to physically stop himself from curling inwards. This is why he never talks to Them. âNobody sends me anywhere, they donât tell me what to do and I like it that way! I just do my own thing. Isnât that what youâre doing?â
âNo youâre not! Youâre not- you canât be! Thatâs not how this works!â Grian begins to notice that heâs no longer whisper-shouting and starting to just-normal-shout and takes a deep breath, trying not to draw the attention of his friends enjoying themselves on the floor below. And, realistically, in the other dark corners Sausage seems to have built into this place.
âThatâs exactly how this works. You didnât think you were the only person whoâd left, did you?â
Grian opens his mouth, closes it, and thinks. In hindsight⌠yeah, he had kind of assumed heâd been the only person whoâd left. Not for lack of trying, probably- but Theyâd tried for so long to get him back, kept him closely surveilled even when Theyâd accepted he was gone- surely some people had caved to that pressure eventually. When there was no sign Theyâd ever let up, ever let you go⌠he could understand eventually letting it overtake you.
âDid- did you leave, too?â Grian doesnât remember the last time he saw Sausageâs face. He didnât know him back then, of course. He probably wouldâve connected the man with the person Pearl so often spoke about sooner. But he knows itâs been a long time, maybe even longer than the last time Grian had gone There. He doesnât think Sausage had been There, that day. This might explain why.
âEh, not quite?â
âWhat-â Grian flails, both mentally and with his arms a bit. âWhat do you mean not quite?â
âExactly what I said! I was never- itâs complicated, yâknow?â
âExplain. Now.â
âWell, uh,â Sausage seems to flounder for the first time since this conversation started, which Grian is choosing to take as a victory. âLook, I wasnât- they didnât pick me. For this, or for anything, ever. Sometimes things just happen and you get yourself into a place you shouldnât have and then⌠they canât get rid of me, I canât get rid of them, it is what it is.â
Grian stares at him for a long moment. Really stares at him, in the same way Sausage had looked him over earlier, in the same way that makes you feel like youâre under a microscope. Judging by the sudden nerves in his eyes, Grian can assume he feels it too. Grian remembers his face. That had been the first thing heâd noticed, when the Hermits had arrived. It had been a long time since theyâd seen each other, but Grian knew his face. And now that Grian was studying him, really trying to remember⌠heâs not sure he quite likes what memories heâs dredging up.
âWhat are you?â
âGrian!â Sausageâs voice drips with mock offense as he puts his hand up to partially cover his mouth. âWe only just met, do you think thatâs polite?â
âAnswer the question,â Grian sighs. How Pearl deals with this man on the regular, he doesnât know.
âWell, if you insist.â Sausage sighs, somehow even more exaggerated than his previous movements. âItâs just⌠if youâll believe it, itâs somehow even harder to answer the first question.â
âIt shouldnât be,â Grian says. âTheyâre two very different People, you know.â
âBut theyâre the same species, when it all comes down to it. Like, you might be very different than a chicken, but youâre both birds in the long run.â
Grian pauses, fanning his wings out a bit behind him as he considers. âI donât think that metaphorâs quite landing the way you want it to.â
âNo, me neither. Anyways, let me continue.
When they donât pick you, things go a little differently! You donât get sorted onto one side or the other since, well, youâre not really supposed to be there? So Iâm⌠whatever I want to be, really. I think Iâm feeling like more of a Listener, today, but weâll see how the mood shifts.â
Grian flinches at the Name, on instinct. He doesnât know how to feel about that, so he files it away to be dealt with at a later date. As for the rest of what Sausage said-
âWhat?â
âYou heard me.â Sausage shrugs. Heâs so nonchalant, Grian thinks he might strangle him, if not for the worry that thatâs exactly what he wants out of this, somehow.
âDid I? Did I hear you?â Grian wants to pace, but that requires leaving the security of the corner, so he forces his feet to root themselves to the floor. âI thought- I thought you had to- if you wanted to change sides, I thought you had to-â
Grian closes one eye and takes his thumb to it, twisting the finger into his eyelid. The gesture seems to get the point across.
âWell, thatâs the funny thing about this, actually.â From the way heâs been talking, Grian assumed Sausage thought this whole thing was funny. He restrains himself from saying that out loud if only so Sausage will finish his explanation.
Sausage reaches up to his left eye, pulls his eye lid back a bit, and unceremoniously pops out his prosthetic eye.
âAll these processes and rituals actually have a lot of loopholes.â
Grian doesnât know what face heâs making, but itâs enough to make Sausage giggle while he pops the eye back in. Because of course he does. Because this how his day is going, apparently. Walk through a weird portal in his basement and wake up in a world filled with his friends who donât recognize him and also a guy he only ever saw There, who he was never supposed to see again. Sure. Of course heâs laughing about it. Grian thinks if he was a slightly different person, heâd be laughing too. It is, undeniably, absurd.
âWell, I think weâre done here then!â Grian would probably object if he werenât so shocked about the loopholes. As it is, he just stands there a bit stupidly.
Sausage turns away to return to the party before turn around again for just a moment, reaching over, and ruffling Grianâs hair. That shocks him enough to shake him out of his stupor and swat Sausageâs hand away, though not before his hair is suitably messed up.
âWhat was that for?!â
Sausage smiles as he reaches up to rough up his own hair as well. âI assumed you didnât want your friends asking questions about why you were dragging me into a dark corner, you know?â Sausage even goes far enough to pull his shirt a bit out of where itâs tucked into his pants, because of course he does. Grian tries not to cringe, but Sausage is right about this one thing. It is the easiest way to dodge any questions about where heâd gone off to- at the expense of the many knowing looks and teasing remarks heâll be getting from the other Hermits instead.
âHave a good night, Grian!â Sausage calls over his shoulder as he turns to leave for real this time. âAnd remember, drinks are on me for all you guests tonight! You look like you need it.â
#empires smp#hermitcraft#grian#mythicalsausage#hermitfic#empiresfic#long post#my writing#âŚ.do i need to tag shipping on this#theyâre not actually DOING anything. and i would say iâm not really going much further than sausage usually does#but like. idk man. if i wake up in the morning and decide i need to tag shipping i will#anyways. fics for an audience of like two people total#but thatâs ok cause i like this SO MUCH#the first few sentences have been rotting in my tumblr drafts for like at least two months#and i finally kicked myself into gear to just finish it#and i had fun! i liked the way i used capitalization here to really wedge the difference between how these two think of the watchers#(and listeners)#grian doesnât necessarily respect them but he does still see them as Other. and heâs maybe a little afraid#so all the important stuff gets capitalized#sausage doesnât. he doesnât respect them and he doesnât fear them and theyâre just a weird bureaucracy to him#so no capitalization!#also ten seconds after posting this i got a post on my dash#of sausage posting a screenshot of eâs tumblr post about him checking tumblr in their twitter replies#terrifying. hey king if you see this keep the bit up. i think itâs funny#my art
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apologies because i only use the hellscape previously known as the bird app to look at art and mindlessly scroll so i sent this here but that has led me to seeing the truly like. stupid (hate using that word but itâs the best faith word i have) reaction your very basic level analysis commentary (not to undersell your apt insights but to disparage the people with no reading comprehension reacting as if youâd harmed them) about the misogynistic trends in the cr fandom have caused. it has truly been baffling watching many apparent feministâs interpret a very basic âthere are forms of misogyny that are underhanded and infantilizing paternalism about grown womenâs choices that some parts of the cr fandom partake in when they solely critique the menâs choices as fully autonomous is one of themâ as if you said âthe only problem that exists and has ever existed in the cr fandom is that the men get hated on for their choicesâ . anyway this is just to i always enjoy seeing absolutely correct cr opinions and itâs unfortunate that being proven so sometimes includes people having responses that would be comedic if they were not also a disheartening insight on the state of contemporary âfeministâ politics
explaining Any feminist theory beyond "women good" to 23-year-olds on twitter
#tbh it would be more comforting if they were just responding in bad faith#unfortunately i really do think a decent chunk of them actually believe it based on what they read#you'll straight up be like 'here are things that i have personally witnessed as evidence of this' and they'll be like i do not see it#it's funny bc the Nuance Corner on here is such a vocal minority but they perfectly represent the cornball opinions of twitter#i keep forgetting that twitter really is just that pancakes/waffles tweet#asks
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Thinking tonight about Caelus, and the nature of his loss and his grief after the Everything that went down in Penacony during 2.0.
Because Acheron, Black Swan, and Misha kind of knew of Firefly, they at least met her, but they didn't like really know her, and Caelus never even got the chance to introduce her to the rest of the Astral Express Crew. The only person who would have talked to her much was Sparkle, who is. Probably not really someone Caelus is interested in grieving with skznmsks
Anyway, all this to say, I like thinking about how alone poor Caelus is in his grief, because he was the only one who knew Firefly. He's the only one really mourning her. There's no one to talk about her with. There's no stories to trade or memories to reminisce with anyone over. It's not as though he knew her for long, but still. No one else knew her at all.
And I love the thought of all of this coming bubbling up, hot and acidic and bitter, during a conversation with Sampo, who Caelus just so happens to run into in the Golden Hour. Poor Sampo is kinda blindsided, he knew shit was going down in Penacony, but yeesh. And he just. Isn't quite sure what to say about it all, because he's never really encountered this before. His feelings about the Masked Fools are...a mixed bag, but he's been a part of them for a very long time, and when you're with a close organization like that, it's hard to feel alone, in grief or otherwise.
So Sampo sits there on their little bench that the two of them have occupied, and he thinks of his old friend April, how she'd died in his arms cackling and spitting her own blood after a heist gone wrong, and how after he'd dragged himself back to the World's End Tavern they'd all held a Fool's Funeral- which is basically just a big party where everyone gets really really drunk and reminisces and toasts the dead and celebrates their life.
He still thinks about her a lot, and he remembers how the time he'd most keenly felt her absence was on Jarilo-VI, the one place where he couldn't talk about her because he couldn't say anything to give himself away as an alien. The Fools still tell stories about her every time he goes back to the Tavern. His first toast of the night is always in her name. Even now, all these years after she'd died, Sampo is still learning new things about her. He's never had to grieve her alone.
Caelus doesn't have any of that.
He might never have that. As they speak, Caelus has no proof that Firefly was even her real name, or if she dreamt with her true appearance. He might not ever find out who she even was.
And just imagining that kind of loneliness hollows out a strange little pit, right behind his sternum, deep between his ribs.
So Sampo claps Caelus' shoulder and offers him a deal. Come find him outside of the dream. He knows a guy who can get them a lot of beer for really cheap-
("Is that guy you and your five finger discounts?" "Whatever do you mean, dear friend, I don't even know the meaning of the phrase, hehee.")
-and they can hole up in a bar or a hotel room or something, and get completely shitcanned. Tell him all about Firefly, tell him everything, and he'll tell Caelus about April and everyone else he's ever lost. Sampo will carry Caelus' memories of Firefly with him, and at least this way, Caelus will be a little less alone in remembering her. And the next time they cross paths, Sampo will be the one to bring her up, and to tell her stories, and Caelus can get to be the one listening. He won't have to be the only person to talk about her anymore.
Caelus rolls his eyes when Sampo avoids another remark about sticky fingers, but...ok, yeah. That sounds good. Nice, even. Thank you. Caelus bumps his shoulder against Sampo's. Sampo bumps back.
(They find each other again the next day, and true to their word, get themselves completely and utterly shitcanned. Caelus talks more than Sampo has ever heard him; every minute detail, every word choice, Firefly's every odd little mannerism and habit. Because Caelus wants to make sure this will outlive him, that even if the Stellaron dwelling within him finally burns him to a crisp and he really does up and kick the bucket, or even, godforbid, if he forgets, he wants to make sure someone remembers her. She deserved that.)
((And it takes quite a while, after that. Caelus doesn't see Sampo again until after everything has settled down. On his last day in Penacony, he finds the guy slinking out of a seedy back alley and all but runs right into him. Sampo happily leads him to some dive bar in an even seedier back alley that Caelus has never even heard of, and Sampo raises his glass. "To Firefly! Who sounds like she probably would have hated me at first, but I would have liked to have met her anyway."
And Caelus stares at him, almost looking startled, long enough that Sampo worries that he's read him wrong and brought this up too soon. He's halfway into planning how to talk himself out of this situation when Caelus finally throws back his head back and laughs, tells him that yeah, Firefly would have politely called him out on every lie he told, and all their conversations would take twice as long with the way Sampo is so full of shit.
And he can see it, the same way he watches and sees through everyone, that Caelus' eyes have a tightness to them, his knuckles are nearly white around the handle of his mug. But he smiles. He hits his glass against Sampo's far too hard and throws it back and gets foam everywhere like he does every time they drink because the guy's about as elegant as a raging bull, but those things don't lessen the genuineness of his smile.
The grief is there, but so is the elation, and those emotions aren't a sliding scale between one or the other. It is all of both and both at once, and that's what contents Sampo enough to throw his own mug back when Caelus makes a toast of his own, "to April!!".))
#caelus#sampo koski#hsr caelus#hsr sampo#sampo & caelus#honkai star rail#hsr#my fics#me a few days ago: my favorite silly little guys uwu#me today: ANGST#honestly I feel like this isn't even a super strong angst though#it's more just. bittersweet? melancholic? something.#I JUST. REALLY LOVE STORIES ABOUT THE NATURE OF GRIEF#and 2.0 laid the groundwork for that beautifully woohoo#I just remembered this probably isn't common knowledge oops but April is the cute red haired girl in Funny Bone#her name was revealed by the creators on twitter. she's named April like April Fools!#anyway I ship it hardcore now thanks bucket boi & studio#but anyway yes I love and adore the loneliness of the trailblazer's loss and grief after 2.0#because we know from Sunday that Firefly is âspiritually deadâ but the trailblazer wouldn't have that knowledge#and they wouldn't know her identity or about any of her connections to other people#and I love that juxtaposed against Sampo and the possible strange nature of his own grief-#-given how the Masked Fools operate and how they see Elation in everything and everywhere#Sampo is no saint- like at all lol- but I do like him and Caelus getting along and being bros#and I don't think it would be terribly ooc for him to care about someone he sees as a genuine friend#he maybe rarely considers someone a genuine friend. but still dmxjjdjdk#listening to Sam's boss theme as I tag this... have been listening to it a lot ever since I finished 2.0 tbh#it's probably what inspired a lot of this haha#because it does sound strong and intimidating and imposing#but you can hear it#the heartbreak
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