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Tantis and Hemlock gone???
The batch all lived???
They actually retired on Pabu???
Grown up Omega fighting for the Rebellion???
Hold on I need to process this
#tbb#the bad batch#I am unwell#tbb omega#tbb season 3#the bad batch season 3#star wars#of all the endings I anticipated#this was not one of them
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sometimes i'm reminded that people genuinely think the turks at the end of crisis core are hunting down zack and cloud when in reality (you know, the canon events), tseng is asking his people to help them and to SAVE THEM. it's right there. in the dialogue. you don't have to look very far.
just because you're focusing on zakkura versus the company doesn't mean everyone at shinra wanted cloud and zack dead.
#tseng of the turks#he deserves more in fandom#the turks have done shitty things#this was not one of them#actual canon events#not even fandom interpretation#ff7#crisis core
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so anyways, welcome back mae and osha aniseya + anakin and luke skywalker
something something anakin on his knees "what have i done", mae and osha in the burning wreckage of their home "what have you done[, mae?]" "what have you done[, osha?]"
vader chopping off his own' son's hand out of anger and arrogance, luke chopping off his father's hand out of rage and desperation
AND THE WHOLE TIME, THE MOTHER (THE EMPEROR AND/OR SOL/QIMIR) WATCHES ON, I'M GOING TO THROW UP
me, dying: thanks cavan scott :) i love it :)
#marda ro#yana ro#OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN#THIS WAS NOT ONE OF THEM#WHAT IN THE FUCK#the high republic#the high republic spoilers#the high republic liveblogging#path of vengeance#my posts#also u wanna know what song is playing in my head as i read and re-read this scene#ding ding ding if u guessed ''the immolation scene'' from revenge of the sith u were correct
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Amanda Kessel playing for MONTREAL?!?
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So... this is the only picture I took at wheelthrowing today, because my hands were a muddy mess afterwards and I forgot after washing up 🤣
It was pretty fun, and interesting to see the process! I'd like to do more of it at some point, but I can't imagine my back wouldn't hate me from all the hunching over?? I'm definitely impressed by people who do this a lot.
It was extremely funny watching some people's clay blobs fly off the platter, though. You have to be careful with things that spin that fast!
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Jiāng Yànlí & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Yànlí & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Jiāng Yànlí, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Jiāng Yànlí Lives, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Lives, Hopeful Ending, Healing, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Suicidal Thoughts, Depression, Podfic Welcome, Hugs, can be read as platonic or pre-relationship or established relationship, for any relationships herein that strike your fancy, No Plot/Plotless, Family Feels, Golden Core Reveal (Módào Zǔshī) Summary:
Wei Wuxian is quiet now. He has, she thinks, actually fallen asleep, so she can look at his face properly where it rests on her knee. The smile he always summons for her has slipped away. Without its barrier, Jiang Yanli can see a depth of exhaustion that shocks her. Grimly, refusing to let herself shy away from the task, she aligns the weariness lining his mouth and eyes to what she can now recognize as an increasing withdrawal from the world. Jiang Cheng’s anger at his absences is, as ever, more worry than anything else; Jiang Yanli has been denying herself even that, for she wanted so badly for his waking after the war to mark a true healing.
They are losing him—and, more than likely, he is losing himself.
#new fic#my fic#the untamed#I had many things to do today#this was not one of them#and yet#here we are
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Tragic! Local student crying because their mother used their professional cooking knife for gardening
Perpetrator claims that "there were no gardening shovel on hand so she had to make do"
#are you tired of being nice?? dont you just wanna go apeshit???#there are few things in life that brings me happiness#this was not one of them#yeah the garden looks good now but /my knife/#desecrated humiliated touched by things that shouldnt be touched#that was for my FOOD mother dearest#i'll cut the next slice of cake with this for you#i will add more ginger in your soup than advised#your tea will either be scorching hot or pitifully lukewarm#my KNIFE#random blue rambles
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being bullied on discord rn smh/j
#my friends are just. lovely#of all the things i was thinking might happen today#this was not one of them
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I definitely see what you’re getting at, but the Iliad is a fictional story… there’s no substantive evidence that ancient Greeks actually performed human sacrifice irl, they just have really fucked up mythology. Like Hector wasn’t ACTUALLY dragged behind a chariot, his shredded body regenerated just as the relief of death was in sight to satisfy Achilles’ bloodthirsty rage either. Also, the narrative point of the Iliad is that it’s on the whole a fucked up situation. You aren’t meant to “support” it, you’re meant to recognize the violence and devastating loss that afflicts all parties as a consequence of war
white historians will learn about the ancient greeks practicing human sacrifice and agamemnon sacrificing his own daughter iphigenia to please the gods in the iliad and go 'oh how tragic!' but still think the culture and people have value, and then hear about the aztecs engaging in the exact same thing and go 'those are savage cruel subhumans whose culture us foreign and mysterious and scary' and erase mesoamerican societies from human history/ entirely ignore them as though they have no value, like at least keep your supposed ethical stances consistent
#like i get what ur saying#but this example is not giving what you thought it gave#the Greeks had some very questionable real traditions#this was not one of them#also Greek heroes actually did flaws right#these were no booktok Mary sues#you are NOT meant to agree with all of their actions#they’re fables meant to portray the consequences of the heroes behaviors
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror#the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison#gravity falls#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently
#i feel very protective of nerdy male people#yes even the gross incel-y ones tbh#is hard for me not to sympathize considering i used to be one of them
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If Ford didn't got into the portal..
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#my art#these brothers means so much to me :((#both of them being at one of their lowest.#im tearing down my walls im crying
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the real MVPs of arcane
#my queen#my king#WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THEM#THEY LOST EVERYTHING#SACRIFICED EVERYTHING#FOR EVERYONE#HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT#arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2#ekko#ekko arcane#timebomb#meljay#mel medarda#mel arcane
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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