#this was actually my band teacher
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goyim look up what zionism means challenge level: impossible
#yes someone did say something yesterday why do you ask?#“zionism means something different than it used to” SHUT!!!!! THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that stupid fucking macklemore song OH MY G-D#macklemore is still cringe#even more so than before#'judaism isnt bad zionism is bad' RAHHHH CAN'T YOU PEOPLE READ‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!#my goy friend goes 'you look like a deer in headlights' thank g-d she didnt know what zionism meant so i could tell her what it actually is#the teacher is jewish and super cool and was equally uncomfortable but for different reasons (song for him friend's words for me)#ran straight to my israeli friend after because she Gets It#no thoughts for the rest of the day just 'whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck' couldnt even focus in band#shocked that they haven't moved on at this point tbh#then again its been three thousand years#goyishe bullshit#jewish#ellasogcontent#ella says some words#jumblr#jewish students#antisemitism
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Day 14 of Dhmis oddtober: Healthy!! (Happy birthday to Dhmis 5!!)
(@persy-r-bozo)
#This was done on the same page as yesterdays lamp doodle so I’m calling this the “Tiny Teachers Page”#Actually happy anniversary to dhmis 5 though second favorite web episode!!#Spinach can is my favorite member of the healthy band they’re just so scrunkle#They’d bite someone on purpose#The bread boy in the corner has nothing to do with that drawings she’s just there#YIPPEA!!!#9 years old…ough…#:3#dhmis#dhmis spinach can#dhmis bread boy#<- if you squint#Coffinz brain artz!!!#don’t hug me i’m scared#dhmis healthy band#art#traditional art#doodle#dhmis oddtober#Ignore the ghosts of past drawings please
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was kinda thinking about this when I saw Renee Rapp live recently-- I didn't know her visual vibe, I'd heard a few songs here and there but I hadn't really *seen* her, and her attire at Osheaga was really casual, a jersey (baseball/basketball?) and slacks. And that was so amazing! I couldn't help thinking, the work Billie Eilish has done for how women in pop music are allowed to dress is incredible. Seeing her up there all comfortable you just know that Billie walked in her oversized tops so that Renee in her slacks could run; Billie walked through all the critcisms about how she dressed slobbily and having to assert that she didn't owe anyone a display of skin, so that Renee could be comfortable and unquestioned running up and down the catwalk in front of 10,000 people. How iconic.
And I don't think we even realised at the time how much something as simple as letting Billie dress the way she as a (then-) 17-year-old teenager dressed, could end up meaning for a future generation of women in music.
Obviously there is still way to go, there were weirdos complaining about how 'plain' Dua Lipa's Glastonbury outfit was this year (in 2024!!), l have to ask, are you at Paris Fashion Week?? She is the musical HEADLINER of an entire day of music at one of the biggest music festivals in the world, and you can't grant her the space to exist as an artist, you have to moan about her dress not being excitingly revealing enough. There's work to do, it's still dismal out there. But the space Billie Eilish has created for a most ordinarily-dressed woman popstar is still heartening.
#music#rambling away; I'll log off#man. I remember how on the other hand when I was going to my first ever gig my guitar teacher said to me#notice how plainly he's dressed? No frills. His music speaks for himself.#(The musician in question was Slash and apart from his very recognisable hat and sunglasses; he was wearing a plain white t-shirt with a#minnie mouse graphic print in the centre. I think sometimes about how not even women in rock music are afforded that.#Like this is a thing across genres#With the exception of Franz Ferdinand for whom Alex has actually said in interviews that they treated FF gigs as nights out#and so dressed like they'd be dressed for a club night out--#most other guy bands are like *picked a tee off the floor*#whereas the girls in bands I've seen-- even literally just local musicians-- the girls in our local rock bands feel compelled to#dress like it's graduation day#Like we had this really cool local band-- singer's a girl in second year of uni#keeping up with the fact that they were playing like RHCP and Muse covers on stage; fast stuff--#she was up there in a delicate dress and heels and stomping across stage n all#and the rest of her band; dudes; were quite comfortable in their t-shirts#like of course she made a choice herself and was more than capable of stomping in heels--I mean I've seen Phoebe from Lambrini Girls#JUMP OFF a 5-ft platform stage while wearing 3-inch block heels. And in a party dress!#But then again Lambrini Girls genuinely are freaks of nature and I envy anyone who's going to see them open for Amyl & the Sniffers rn#bc that's an EXPLOSIVE combo. Nonetheless. I was saying.#Part of it certainly comes from a normalisation of just superhuman strength; balance + praying there's no malfunction with your skirt#which DOES happen at rock shows more frequently than you'd imagine. It's just if you're in a good crowd they'll pretend they saw nothing#but it's certainly more practical to gig in sneakers and trousers lol. From experience!#billie eilish#renee rapp#women in music#pop music#dua lipa#Also like Billies doing it for the pop lesbians#lesbian
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julie e os fantasmas (original julie and the phantoms) was so wild. like, what do you mean the boys were crushed to death by a truck? what do you mean julie has committed more than one crime? what do you mean the main triangle consists of a rockstar with a closet dnd player vs a my chemical romance revenge era rejected song? what do you mean the ghost love interest was a menace to society in life and public enemy number 1 in death? what do you mean he was tortured more than once? what do you mean there was a dude trying to enslave ghosts and this plotline only lasted two episodes????
#julie e os fantasmas#julie and the phantoms#julie and the phantoms og#this show shaped my entire personality#it was my childhood#i didn't realize how wild it was until i watched it as an adult#the one with the creepy teacher is particularly crazy#he actually breaks into julie's house and finds a way to physically torture GHOSTS#i love the remake but the original shaped me y'all don't understand#and i love luke but daniel is just so iconic#i wasn't lying about him being a menace#the dude broke into a hotel (by pushing the lobby guy and running) and caused chaos just to get his idol to listen to his band's music#and somehow got a hamburger out of it#and not only is he (all three of them are#but demetrius targets daniel specifically) being chased by the chief of the ghost police#he also completely throws 500 years of ghost laws out the window by causing a rebellion with just one story#“i never followed the rules when i was alive i'm not gonna follow them now that i'm dead” he took that seriously#also julie thinks cheating at school is wrong but she has no problem with breaking into places or potentially injuring thalita#her pettiness knows no boundaries lmfao#they truly are meant for each other 🤩#too bad he's dead#daniel every two episodes: i could make her worse#while he doesn't know that most of the crimes julie commits are of her own volition#i love my angsty little criminals#juliel#julie x daniel
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Heart: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Soul: They do.
Mind: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
#soul has consumed more inedible things than edible#chonny jash#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#they kinda do taste wise but the smells are definitely different#had to use paint for marching band & once a teacher had to watch me to make sure i didnt keep sniffing the spray paint#which like sounds bad but he was mainly joking#i say mainly cos i did smell it every once in awhile. but like it literally smelled like the candy banana flavoring okay#it smelled nice shush#my braincells are perfectly intact#the paint would not do anything I'm stronger than that..........now sharpies however/j#.../hj#KJ has a perfectly fine brain that is not at all damaged in anyway#if anyone actually reads these tags you now have some hidden KJ lore congrats 🎉
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@copias-juicebox and I are DYING as we talk about Copia's possible job responsibilities as Cardinal and the inevitable fuck ups that happen...
The first day on the job, Cardinal Copia reads his job responsibilities and duties, and unbeknownst to him, there is a typo.
He is supposed to be counseling the Satanic Pope, but autocorrect has changed it to the Satanic poor.
Outreach seems logical, so he readies himself and gets to work.
So here he sits, cold calling members of the ministry to find out which ones are struggling to make ends meet. His nerves keep him from the logical option of offering the ministry's resources for those in need of emergency help, and instead he tries his hardest to offer solid advice but comes up short.
"Si, si, I know it is hard." *laughs awkwardly*
*strokes mustache thoughtfully* "Have you eh- tried to make more money?"
*rings gloved hands together as he cradles the phone between his shoulder and ear* "Maybe a job would help? They pay, you see..."
"Oh, heh, I am not sure what Feet Finder is, but I don't think it sounds as, uh, lucrative as you think-"
It isn't until Sister Imperator walks in (interrupting his current call) and hands him the corrected responsibilities list that he realizes his mistake and the color drains from his face as he rushes to hang up the phone.
"Mi dispiace, I must cut our conversation short. Eh, ta ta!"
He looks at the the rat spinning in his exercise wheel in the cage to his right and points a knowing finger.
"Do not tell anyone about this or you will lose your cheese privileges for a month."
(gif credits go to the talented and hot @copias-juicebox because she is an amazing bby that deserves all the copias she wants🖤)
#copia#cardinal copia#headcanons#awkward cardinal copia#first day on the job#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost band#ghost fandom#crack thoughts#as a poorly paid teacher i feel this in my bones#cannot stop laughing#it actually did autocorrect from pope to poor in our convo
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A HEAARRRRT IS A HOUSE FOR LOOVE AND IVE LEARRNNED THAT IT DONT TAKE MUCH TO BREAK A HEAARTT
sorry I just had to get that out lol I love that damn movie. That film, the temptations film (Paul and Cornbread my loves) and the little richard biopic will always have Leon as one of my fav actors idc idcccc also it took me way too long to find out the five heartbeats weren't a real group 🤣
IS A HOUSE ! FOR LOVE !
And I've LEARNED ( ive leaarnnned!!) 🗣‼️‼️
NO NO, DONT SAY SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE. NEVER BE SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE !!!!
ALL ur takes are MWAH. Just MWAH.
PAUL AND CORNBREAD LOL!! THE LOVES!. OUR BEAUTIFUL LOVES!!!. UGH. UGH. IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE MOVIES. BOTH!! OF THESE GROUPS ARE REAL AS LONG AS U BELIEVE!!!
& i know dresser ran to that limo once he heard Eddie begging for his job back (our poor softie gentleman baritone baby..) but i think somebody should be jt's moral compass bcs duck is just 😭 sick of him
Leon deserved SO MANY MORE major movie roles just by being beautiful and bitchy like . His 50 cent movie cameo was so fucking funny.. TY FOR SAYING THIS. GENUINELY. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THESE MOVIES TOO. The characters are hilarious and tragic and I am. Infatuated with them all. They all have their lil moments to solidify them as real or to reflect them being real and it's just. Mwah.
Eddie almost at rock bttm begging for his job back bcs he loves music. He Loves. Music. But he has trauma so much trauma but he's Trying. He's trying so hard and then he opens his coat to reveal he still has their old performance uniform but makes a funny noise:
JT:
#robert townsend just like me fr. obsessed with this diva leon#he was like ok hes playing this prettyboy role Too well.. LITTLE RICHARD MOVIE IS CALLING !!!#leon is such a pretty man. and now he is my cringe oldman wife like idc hes my everything still idc idc#and the 5 heartbeats are REAL!!!!!!!#i just seen them!!!!! dresser was telling me abt how hes an english teacher during the days off bcs he loves it#it's true i never lie#actually i am lying they cant be a real band bcs jt would probably be dead of aids im srry#manslut king partied too hard#speaking of king i love cornbread and paul's friendship so much in the movie#irl theyre friends too bcs paul dumped a bucket of mop water or smthing on cornbreadeddie & they fought#then ran away together to live their singing dreams after eddie stole his brothers car or smthing#but eddie irl started gravitating toward david even while paul was alive#but in the movie they were together forever until paul wasnt and thats just so sweet to me#cornbread is an unbothered cigarette boyboss. i like to think movie cornbread is lowkey just tired of david#but deals with him bcs hes the only other one who hates otis#the movie and the reality differs a lot cus it's otis'd say on things so it's like 2 dif worlds to me#but one remainder is paul is my favorite and he deserved so much better. so much more appreciation#a love i can see is my favorite song of the tempts and pointstop one of my favs. i love his singing voice. it's so energetic but full#of emotion#hes 🩵🩵🩵🩵 PAULLL!!!! ARGHH!! we are the second biggest paul fans aside from cornbread 🩵#pls feel free to tell me ALL ur thoughts on these movies / leon movies in general LOL ive seen like#allmost all of them i could like i could talk so much abt leon#one of my fav actors ever as well !!!! hes a cutiepatootie aaa!!! his obsession with jamaica...#ted asks#ted doodles#PLS. PLS GEEK OUT WITH ME ABT THESE MOVIES MAN. I AM SO STARVED#the temptations#the five heartbeats
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wildest lineup (KILLLKLIJG MYSELF)
#cried like five times today over this at school it was actually embarrassing#i missed so much bc of the concussions beo#also apparently my gym teacher toured with a rock band for like fifteen years#my grades will hopefully be normal again soob#hopefully my brain too bc like guys doing work is so hard rn#like it’s always hard but like#GODDDDD#im so tallsettos
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We had to make an album cover for a chosen band and I went with The Scary Jokes 💥💥💥 Listen to them now (hypnosis)
(@thescaryjokes )
#Ignore the horridly misplaced assignment title it's actually in the middle but I erased my name and class#Korbol's art#I got an A yeyaaayyyhhh (the teacher made me change the way the band name is written ugh)#The Scary Jokes
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You know that these people are your people when one of you has to leave the party but you're actually not gonna see them for a year because they've finished school and are traveling across continents now so y'all have a group hug and then start crying and hug some more and then y'all sit on the floor in a circle and sing There Is A Light That Never Goes out and cry and hug some more and say nice, honest things to each other, just say what's on your mind right now and even the people who don't seem very emotional join in the hugs and then y'all stand up and sing There Is A Light in karaoke again and say even more long goodbyes and technically some of you could stay longer but you all decide to go together because it would be weird to continue partying with some people missing so you go out into the night and finally, finally say goodbye but you still think about how you've only played in this lineup for one term but it just feels so familiar and wonderful and these months taught you more and made you feel more than the six years at this school in your class. Things like these mean a ton and I'm going to treasure this night forever. I grew a lot in the last six months or so and a big reason for that is this band, these wonderful people.
#we all were sad and sappy even though only two of us are actually leaving the school and the band#and the rest will be back in six weeks#but it's just feelings man#it's also funny that the last karaoke song before all this goodbying was Sweet Transvestite from The Rocky Horror Picture Show#sung by me and my piano teacher#so that was a really dramatic switch#a mood swing on the level of our chaotic setlists#misha talks#band stuff#this is love#I'll never be able to listen to there is a light that never goes out without remembering about this and crying
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I dont think yall can comprehend how badly I wanna learn to play the bagpipes like this is keeping me up rn
#post posting#i cant recall a time i evwr wanted tk do something THIS badly#i need a new hobby and the bag pipes sound so fun#genuinely its all ive been thinking about the entire day#i think it would be really good for me too cause like. my hobbies are band and art right.#bamd becomes kind of mushed in with regular school work when i have concerts and rehearsals and all of this stuff for a grade#and art i love but i wanna be an art teacher so the looming idea of College is really scaring me#but the bagpipes would be entirely separate from school#like its not even in this town#and it souns so FUN#i just really want someone to do it with me cause im scared to do it alone#ALSO lessons would be on monday nights which is like the one day of the week i have nothing happening+ would be actually willing to do#additional things#so i think its like a sign from the universe#i absolutely have to learn the bagpipes immediately
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if i don't check in after friday assume i'm dead and finally resting cuz there sure ain't no other way to get any rest around here!
#a biscuit's rambles#well okay one exam down today#it went okay actually i think#and the next one is thursday#but then theres THREE on friday PLUS another grade#two of those in a class i havent been to in three weeks at LEAST due to Stuff#(which i do not mind i fucking hate that class)#anyway#we stay silly :3#and yay band practice soon#and i got a new bracelet with my nickname and the genderqueer flag from a friend#and the cool teacher keeps calling me by my full chosen name and its amazing#also one or two of the exams at least are a freestyle i aint studying for All of that
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heres to another 3 hours (at minimum) of school work! (ive been sick since last week Wednesday. ive been working on catching up since 8:30am. its is currently 6pm. ive taken another small dose of adhd meds so either this work is getting done or im ending up on the news)
#adrian.txt#last week of the trimester always kicks my ass#oh yeah i also have band chair auditions suposed to be today but postponed till wednesday#so i need to carry a whole as bass clarinet case with me back to school tomorrow then back home again in order#to utalize the fuck outa this extra time#ive actually been super productive tho ive emaildd 2 of my teachers got 2 extentions#interveiwed an interior designer for my architecture and design class#finnished a whole days work worth of ap world notes (ive still got another half of day work left tonight)#being sick (mentally first then physically cause mental health can turn physical real fast so take care of youself) sucks#but that comeback if whenever possible feels GREAT#RAHHHHHHHHHHH#i need to learn how to remember this feeling for when i inevitably get worse again cause the definition of pmdd
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My Music Teacher has me hooked on The Beatles (1960s boyband) lore so if I mention them on here, blame him 🤞.
#the beatles#1960s#boy bands#Beatles#The Beatles 1960#boyband#band#boys#guys#music teacher#teacher#blame my teacher#lore#the Beatles lore#it’s actually insane#help me#ringo starr#paul mccartney#george harrison#john lennon#help
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on the topic of emo kids, i don't think i particularly slotted into a spot perfectly, tho i suppose being a weeb was a thing at the time too............
but there was one time i was on the bus ride home and a kid turned around and asked me if i was an emo kid and i remember i was wearing a bright green polo and regular jeans and wondering what in the world gave him that idea.
#nikuniku spam#a lot of my friends were as you call either flat out 'nerds' or 'band geeks'#i didn't consider myself a nerd because i didn't feel i was intelligent enough or dedicated to academia enough lmao#but i did get good grades#that actually reminds me of something else#so in my 8th grade science class i had the highest grade#over 100% due to extra credit#and then my boyfriend was literally dumb as rocks#a terrible student all around#he had the same science teacher but during a different period#either the period before or after mine#and i remember we had met each other in the inbetween period#and i remember my teacher having the most bewildered look on her face#like these two students know each other????? how?????
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Getting back into guitar and me n my friend are gonna start a band :]]]
#All is well in the world#I actually used to take lessons but I hated sheet music#And also grades made me cry just thinking about them#(I was technically grade one because the examiner didn't arrive and my teacher just went oh well)#But then I quit lessons and started playing the ukulele#And I've been playing that for ages#And I saw some live music recently and went#Damn#I wanna be in a band#But the uke is too small#And so yeah I'm actually enjoying guitar for once#V happy :DDD#Yipee#Gore talks
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