#this was a little funny for me to write

[luminique]

Omg omg imagine Bellum as like your adoptive brother figure and he like finds out Lighter likes you and is trying to get you and he becomes shocked and tries to keep him away from you like those old romance stories

OUGHAGSJSHSK i can definitely see that !!

bellum would try to embarrass lighter in front of you by challenging him and then utterly failing. this does give lighter more opportunities to see you in the first place so he doesn’t decline the offer.

it is also a little humorous because despite not interacting much (due to bellum always stopping lighter), he remembers your name and is always looking for you before and after the fights. however, he doesn’t really remember bellum and only vaguely does so because of you. i fear that he is very much into you and bellum takes both mental and physical damage because of it.

at the very least, you’re still caring for bellum as your brother but it does make you question why he’s doing all this over YOUR love life (most typical question i have when it comes to romance plots). you can’t even count how many times he has lost to lighter and it’s pretty obvious that he isn’t on the same level but you do reassure him, not just about his own strength but also yours too.

the last fight he has with lighter ends up being a little longer than usual. he was able to land a few hits but wasn’t able to fully beat him. he ends up lying on the ground before lighter reaches out a hand for him to grab. that one gesture and after all your talk, bellum finally accepts defeat and brings you along with him to properly apologize about the whole situation.

and then everyone lived together happily ever after because this is a cheesy, romantic love story !

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[hootyhoowoo]

A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!

[dapper-lil-arts]

My latest one shot fic is out, and the subject is exactly what you'd expect, lmao. Applejack and Rainbow Dash compete to see who's the best lesbian.

[gl1tched-g0th]

"Wow you write this character really well!" Thanks I knew them personally

[mipexch]

sixnine dump

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Call that a Cave Story.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[skrunksthatwunk]

non-comprehensive haruhi autism creature comp

i mean just look at him she's literally

[duu-kiwi]

I bet aziraphale wrote about the day the universe was made, about the angel whose voice recited the words that created the stars, about how bright they shone, and still shine, in those angel eyes✨🪐

Here you have some detailss and a cropped version with just!! them!!!

edit: prints link !

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Based off of my post. Here's the wyllstarion modern au told in fake tweets

[erinwantstowrite]

Erin! Do you have rednote? Everyone has been moving there from tiktok and I was wondering if you plan to as well?

tbh i really haven't posted anything on tiktok in a few months and i want to give it a while before i try to find another platform. i'm cool chilling here with all of you, and maybe making a youtube instead of another tiktok version

[nondelphic]

i fucking love writing a healthy best friendship between a man and a woman without making it weird or having them fall in love

[darkangel11122]

Imagine you are a fairly well-respected pirate, with a passion for cooking. Then you get stranded on a rock in the middle of nowhere. Which is fine really you didn’t enter this career path without expecting to meet your end in blue water. Though you had hoped to go out in a more…well starving to death wasn’t on the list, it is ironic though as you enjoyed cooking, and if life had been a lot kinder or your wanderlust a bit less you probably would have stuck with that. Then again you had given your propensity to look for new spices and things when raiding an island. You’re pulled from your lamenting your likely demise by a small boy. Who you just now noticed is here with you, and leaves you wondering how you didn’t notice him earlier.

Well, you have a kid now, and starving to death isn’t an option anymore cause you can’t let an innocent kid, who obviously up to this point hasn’t had the best life, to begin with, die what feels at the moment to be a painful death. 

Long story short ya eat your leg, well your calf really but that’s basically your leg, and no your not gonna stop saying leg, falls off the tounge easier. 

You and your kid, yes you’ve known him for… you're not really sure at this point so it’s not relevant. He’s your kid, the seas gave him to you, No takebacks. Anyway, you both get rescued, the kid looked freaked when they asked who was with you. Don’t hesitate to say “my kid” to your rescuers, the kid won’t stop clinging to your good leg anyway so might as well keep him. Life’s already weird as it is might as well roll with it. 

The kid is kinda an asshole, do you regret keeping him? No. Is he a little shit who seems to enjoy vexing you? Yes. Do you still love him? Eh yeah, he keeps making stink faces at you while you’re trying to concentrate on your lobster bisk you might change your mind. Going from seasoned bachelor to single dad is a bit of a challenge but the kid loves cooking about as much as you do so he might as well be yours. Not like his birth family wanted him anyway if how slidish he was and how he flinched at loud sounds for a while is anything to go by. You also do your best not to think about why he’s not too fond, and by not too fond you mean dam terrified, of dark spaces with no windows, like basements or bulkhead or hold. Needless to say your glad your kid acts like an asshole and feels safe enough to talk back and argue. 

Given your experience on the rock, you got your son on, and you stopped saying ‘had’ because people started looking at you Funny, and Patty started making jokes about you having another one when you put on a little weight. Anyway, you open a restaurant, catering to All who come in civilian, marine. Pirate or anything in between. This doesn’t mean you don’t have troublemakers come in, so you and your staff are more than capable of fighting to protect the place. Something you make sure all that work there can do, including your son, especially your son. 

Something you're glad for when a group of kids around his age come in after you’d been telling him for years to go off and have some fun, meet a girl or guy, make a name for yourself, find the all-blue, something. Anyway, you make the ringleader of this little rag-tag group wash dishes after he runs up a huge bill. Of course, he makes an impression on your son, gets him out of his shell and after one of your regulars, the regular being a gothic bird with a buster sword, fights the green-haired one and almost bleeds out on your deck, the kid leaves with them. Good for him, your sea kid is finally leaving the nest. 

Next thing you know that regular adopted the kid he almost killed and wants to speak with you more… you don’t know why at first. Then you see the news, what your son sees in that idiot you have no idea. Swordsmen make awful partners, maybe awful is harsh, but aggravating sounds more like what you’re going for. Now you could say that no one is good enough for your kid which is true, he couldn’t have picked the one with the large appetite or his older brother the shirtless one, or the blonde? Apparently not. 

After many, a bottle of wine and jeering from your staff, mostly about how parents always have trouble with their kid's first real partner. Then they say something about how he always had a bleeding heart so a swordsman with no sense of direction isn’t the worst he could do. However, that doesn’t stop you from glaring at the goth regular. This seems to get him to bemoan a bit to one of the bartenders that he’s at least trying to make sure he's not adopted son, he says not adopted son which you found strange but he’s a strange guy anyway, doesn’t fuck this. Then something about getting him to bathe more is like getting a rum drinker to switch to vodka, and that getting him a sense of direction is a lost cause. At least the guy knows what’s at stake if his kid hurts your kid. 

Your son never calls enough, so when he does you are thrown for a huge fucken loop, he almost got married, he’s a sperm donor and his asshole brothers threatened you and your staff as well as his friends, he’s actually a prince. The last two you kinda knew, you do read the news and well that dead prince and your son look really similar, he sounds a little sad when you say we kinda figured he had an awful family. Some heart-to-heart stuff is said and neither of you will admit to crying. Then comes the question you asked mostly to know if you needed to kill a swordsman and ban for life another one. “How’d the mosshead take it? Sure he would have been upset you running off to marry someone who's not him. I’ll come out there and deal with him myself if you need me to eggplant. Might be old but I know how to use a kitchen knife and butcher an animal.” 

Theirs a record scratch in his head you can hear it through the phone, he then flounders and splutters before going right into dental. Saying something about the swordsman doesn’t care and would never want to marry him. 

To say you were seeing red was an understatement, you were about ready to hang the call, get your best knives, and head right to where they were and teach the idiot a lesson for thinking your son wasn’t worthy of a ring. You also were gonna have to call that regular and cancel his reservation for next week. The warpath and ranting, you said most of that out loud apparently, is stopped by his assertion that he and the adopted son of a regular aren’t nor ever have been together. 

“What?” That is all you can really say as your anger deflated like a calmed-down puffer fish. 

“We have never been together, I can’t stand the shite swordsman you know that! Are you losing your mind, shite old man?” “ 

“You bitch about him all the time sure but you do the same about me and I you. Figured it was like your love language or something.” 

“ Thats different.”

“Is it though?” 

“Yes!” 

That starts your explanation on why you, and just about every-fucken’-one thinks the two of them are together. He gives vehement and rather eloquently rebuttals until he can. It's all the ones of how the son of a regular looks at him and seems to search for him when he’s out of his eye line when fighting side by side, or how he does the same thing. Those ones he just gets all senile, and told to drop because he’s wrong. 

When your son starts calling every day you begin to think you would like to go back wishing he would call a bit more, the key word being a bit. Especially given the calls are just to make more denials of his now very obvious feelings for the adopted son of a regular. All comes to a head one night when you pick up the phone after a long dinner shift with a fight that should have been on pay-per-view. Finally snapping at your son to get his head out of his ass as if he didn’t actually care about the son of a regular he wouldn’t be calling every day for two months with reasons he hates him.

Par for the course with you and your son the yelling gives way to a heartfelt conversation and maybe a little crying on your son's part, soft-hearting boy that he is, and the truth finally comes out. 

Truth is he’s head over heels for the kid and doesn’t know what do to with himself. Flirting doesn’t seem to work and with what happened recently, the almost-married thing, he’s sure he lost whatever chance he had. You offer to kill the kid again, mostly as a joke, which makes your kid laugh a bit. You suggest talking and say worst comes to worst you can ban his father from coming in anymore. 

Calms your kid down and the Daly calls stop, thank the seas. At least you would than them if he ever called again, once maybe twice a month is all you're asking. Nope, you seem to either get them fucken Daly or maybe he’ll call at some point, hopefully before he’s actually engaged or has a kid but at this point you’re not sure.

When you started commiserating with the regular you're not completely sure but at least he knows kinda what you're dealing with, life’s weird just gotta roll with it at this point. 

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Here's some more, since people seemed to like the first one. I got to thinking, saw some cute kid Sanji and Zeff content, and wrote another, might write more might not.

Hope you all enjoy this one too.

for those wondering zeff was saying “sea had a kid, took him with me.” Or “was trapped on a rock, had a kid appear, took him with me.”

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

[mamawasatesttube]

another addition to the list of fics i would love to see but dont really want to write: timkon "one of them has a crush on the other's secret civilian id without knowing it's them" but it's tim hopelessly pining for conner kent. he has no idea the supers have secret identities at all, let alone who they might be. conner kent is just a normal farmboy (who he happened to meet via convenient circumstances). just a normal kid who lives on a farm with his sweet old country (grand)parents and his rambunctious dog. just a normal guy! ...right?