#this was a good decision

[starmocha]

His love for you had always been true and steadfast. When you looked back on your years together, it seemed he was always there, always yours. The boy who was promised to you and you to him. An oath had been formed between two powerful families long before either of you came into the world, but perhaps it was always meant to be, because never once did either of you seemed to rebel against your destiny. You grew up alongside him on the grassland, running barefoot and riding horses across the endless green pasture under the sun. It was a rich childhood filled with laughter and smiles, skinned knees and clumsy first kisses, with the boy who had carried you on his small back home. With the boy who had promised to grow up and become the strongest warrior on the grassland. With the boy who had sworn he would always keep you safe and protected. The same boy, one day, had become a man, who had unwittingly stolen many young maidens’ hearts, but his own he had safeguarded and kept for you alone. The man who would always find his way back to you no matter how far his duties may take him. The man who would soon become your husband, the promise made so long ago between two families would now be honored. You tightened your hold on his hand, and he smiled down on you. That smile alone seemed to have banished any lingering insecurities you had. As you stared into his eyes, falling deeper and deeper, you knew nothing could ever sway him, could ever tear him from you. Likewise, there was no one else in your eyes and heart. It was always going to be him. — Elysium, Sylus/Reader. 16K words. Masterlist. AO3

[greghatecrimes]

Found out you can get non-smart tvs at best buy for like... sixty to seventy bucks. So I made a purchase. And now my roommate and I can literally parallel play 😂

[sylibane]

The problem with making a joke in your wip about someone in-universe writing fanfic pairing a reader insert with a giant eldritch monster is realizing that means you may, in fact, need to write an excerpt of said fanfic pairing a reader insert with a giant eldritch monster

[mobydyke]

we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

[a-flickering-soul]

OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA

[jay-wasstuff]

Interesting.

[puirell]

feels like a good time to bring this back

[0bnoxious0range]

Neil effectively solving everyone's problems but his own will never not be funny to me. The rift between the upperclassmen and the monters? It is now but a crack. The twins? In therapy. The Foxes' abysmal exy standing? They're on track to the finals. But the looming threat of death & torture that materializes right in front of Neil's face in the form of a countdown? ehhh it will smooth itself out, best to just ignore it.

[monotcchi]

dragon roast dreamin' 🍖💨✨

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[visenyaism]

shout out seventeen year old Jaime Lannister for after undergoing the most traumatic incident of his adolescent life, breaking his Kingsguard oath to murder the evil king he was sworn to protect and also 3 other people because they were about to nuke the city, deciding that the most reasonable course of action afterwards was to sit on the iron throne and hang out for a bit.

[cyclone-rachel]

I'm obsessed with her

[spicyraeman]

werewolf gfs <3

[egophiliac]

half a warm-up doodle, half consoling myself because I have thrown so many keys at him and yet he refuses to come home. >:( please sir...your stats are so good and your elements are ones I need...please...

[daftmooncretin]

rewatched the star trek episode where kirk splits into two guys, (good kirk and bad kirk) and i love it because like bad kirk is this violent, alcoholic, screaming maniac and then good kirk is just like….????? a sad bottom? such interesting creative choices gene my dude

[yeyinde]

Homeless, broke, and without anywhere to go, you turn to one of the oldest professions in the world. But your first John—and rather aptly named, too; John Price, he tells you, but expects you to call him sir—is anything but introductory.

See, he has a solution to all your problems. A little quid pro quo. Nothing you weren't already setting yourself up for—sex, submission. But instead of nameless, faceless men, he'll be your only patron. And in exchange, he'll give you shelter—a place of your own to stay—and food. Protection.

And all you have to do is satiate his voracious appetite.

Fair, right?

(oh, if only you knew.)

Tired of sourcing his meals every night, John can't really believe his luck when he finds you wandering around, all alone. Sweet thing. Ripe for the picking. And that he does.

Picks you up off the street and carries you home where the doors lock from the outside, and the windows are barred. You'll fight him at first, he knows. Try to escape. It's just in your nature, isn't it? Something that needs to be weeded out with a firm hand.

But by the time he's done with you, you'll beg him to let you keep the collar (and the ring) on.

Quite happily, too, because every part of you—from the very blood in your veins and the desperate little thudthudthud of your rabbit quick heart—belongs to him, after all.