#florida shenanigans

[greghatecrimes]

just so everyone knows, the hurricane isn't hitting my part of florida!! i am all good, we dodged this one. everyone on the gulf coast, stay safe <3 this is a scary one for sure

[mydarlingdahlia]

Currently hiding in a tiny closet with Mia and my 3 dogs because of a tornado warning 😃

Let y’all know if we get out soon 🫶

[loonylooly]

Update i also go to the rich yeehaw type high school in our area so i cant even imagine the crap going on at our "rival" school, which is across from a steak n shake, where last year a bunch of people i know went to get some food after an orchestra concert and a naked bleeding man ran inside and GRABBED a kid (like...16 year old scrawny boy) and my friend Eki had to fight the naked bleeding man off of the kid, oh and there was a guy with a machete outside the steak n shake and Eki had to get questioned by the police. Did i mention the steak n shake burned down a few months later?

Its so wild living in florida cause i almost hit an alligator in my school's parking lot the same day my school's christian club kids got in a fight with the GSA kids because the christians wanted to hang up a "GOD GUNS AND GUTS MADE THIS COUNTRY!" sign and the GSA wanted to hang up a Pride Week flyer on the same wall which was ALSO the day we had a tornado warning randomly (and everybody ignored it, cause hey! Thats just the daily 3pm storm coming in strong), which was ALSO ALSO the day a kid jumped from a 2nd story classroom into the pond outside

[ratatatastic]

maffew is such a rat I adore his goalie stick stealing ass

ill be so real the whole ordeal was fucking hilarious if not because of the way maffhews body just clutches at his ribs (where he got hit and also coincidentally where the goalie stick is) so he has plausible deniability when he flops to the floor with it

him immediately jumping back up to join the play and give em a shot back because he is nothing if not extremely petty

the way he shoves the goalie back again when he pokes one in gets so confused why he cant celly because theres too many blueshirts around and he wants to celly!!! give him space to celly!!! and benny ends up having to hold him so he doesnt fall over like theyre in the middle of a kdrama and maffhews the clumsy charming female protagonist who just keeps bumping into the chest of hot men for narrative reasons

but also when stripes came over to check on him after he got speared and hes like owieeee he got me in the side yeah this side right here >.>

as if this wasnt him not even 10 seconds after his goal like hes a kid that scraped their knee and wont stop crying until you magically tell them its ipad time and then he shuts up like ooooo ipad time

florida panthers @ new york islanders | 10.26.24

my rat son... he has been glue trapped...

[thr4shit]

Why I like rain.

1. Wet = life

perpetuate in the half deflated misshapen circle of life by participating in the natural wet. Frolick in it.

2. Rain feels good

Yummmm nice feeling on my hands and head and all that shit

3. W o r m s

Look at this silly motherfucker. I love these little idiots (/pos, I fucking love worms)

Get grabbed, let me admire you, you

c r e a t u r e s

4. W e t

Good feelings, the wet also smells nice (rain smells are yummy)

And many, many more.

[pegafin]

AI Generated McMansions: WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently, the @mcmansionhell Discord chat gave me another prompt for an AI generated property: wet. The chat and I then embarked upon a truly epic journey, which I shall now share with you…

**Note: we have still had no word from the Pegafin Realty agent sent to show the home, and all subsequent rescue teams have sank into the swamp. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our agent—or the property—please call now! 📞☎️🤳

Without further ado...

Indoors meets outdoors in this stunning, one-of-a-kind Fort Swampsbutt Florida property! Brand new construction right on the cusp of the glorious Florida Everglades. Act now. Hurry! HURRY!

Kayak through a splendid, architecturally fascinating entryway, and into eight open floor plan living rooms!

Indoor/Outdoor Garage:

Charming Den:

Media Room!

Absolute gem of a kitchen, in need of just a little TLC!

Why is it bubbling? Because the house bubbles with charm.

A formal infinity dining room...

...and plenty of outdoor entertaining space!

Take a dip in this palatial master suite...

...complete with luxurious, triple-spa bath.

And don't forget the bedroom suites for the little ones! So charming. So, um...

Uh.....

...

...Nope, time to bail--

SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE! Start bailing out the house--IT'S FLOATING AWAY!! IT'S-----

((Kssssshshk*static-noises*sshk))

...

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Kids: Sek, Elieth, Varith & Asil

[thatsnotbuddies]

sorry just posting these from a few games back because why do these look like promo stills for some kind of sitcom

[gloriouslyscentedwizard]

Thinkin' bout that time some random drunk dude handed me an iguana during an ichythology class I took

The lovely little lad in question!

A very nice grandmother told me all about her grandkids after I was gifted the iguana because she had apparently been EXTREMELY anxious watching said drunk dude sorta manhandle the iguana. (I received large lizard cos I too was anxious and literally walked up to the guy and "Hey dude can have the iguana?" And he very happily laughed and went "sure dude!!" Surprisingly easy iguana trade)

[willowjay07]

(insert comment about how The Simpsons predicts everything)

[greghatecrimes]

Okay, so I had to cut off the "Sometimes a woman hurts every man who enters her life" part to make it fit into the dimensions CVS had, but behold, the thrilling sequel to the "do it for her" poster:

lt is GLORIOUSLY low quality and I am obsessed with it

[egirl-vrissy]

Gonna give it 10 minutes before they turn on lgbt+ content being “obscene” so they can imprison any gay person expressing themselves online...

[ratatatastic]

the balcony lift shenanigans happening because of ekky makes me it so much better as the core passes it between each other from ekky to matthew to sasha

it gets better because ekky starts bowing before sasha as he lifts the cup

[leluhn]

Florida begins...

[pegafin]

Ai Generated McMansions: Key West Dreams

As a wholesome treat in honor of Mother's Day, I asked my mom for a prompt for this McMansion. She said "Key West." Key West is a very special place for me and my family. It is a truly amazing place, full of rich, exciting history and culture, and art, six toed cats, and wild-living chickens everywhere you go. Only once you have experienced Key West can you truly experience the depth of today's abomination...✨🏝️🍹

Built by a couple who always dreamed of living in Key West, all attempts to build the home in Key West itself ended in suspected arson and historical protesting (as in, myriad characters from the island's long storied history rose form their above-ground-graves in the Historic Key West Cemetery to protest construction).

Now happily located in Sadslot Beach, FL, this home is a true Key West dream. Discover a charming bar around every corner. Bask in a cacophony of color and craftsmanship. Plus, all artwork is included, and load bearing!

The atrium-style foyer boasts quintuple grand staircases and a charming water feature, full of native mosquitos.

Did you think the craftsmanship stopped at just two stories? Think again! This foyer goes all the way up.

The triple-decker living room (left) and the bar & lounge (right)

Live like vacation all year round with a kitchen that's only bars!

Slide into the formal dining room...

...and crash into the game room!

No game room is complete without a functional home sports bar.

Master Suite

Two Story Atrium Suite

Two Story Atrium Guest Room

Guest Bath, with his, hers, and theirs sinks, and his and hers toilets!

Entryway to the master bath, with master bath bar.

Two-Story Atrium Master Bath:

Last but certainly not least… 🌟Indoor Pool & Tennis Complex!🌟

Call now to book your tour today! ☎️📞🤳🏝️

Behind the Scenes:

[geezerwench]

Disney history in Florida and why Ron DeSantis is a bigger fool than anyone thought or could have imagined.

Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.

But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney has to govern Disney World's district.

And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell potential lost profit. They smell blood.

Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse kicked his ass. He lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already had. Now he's getting sued.

This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.