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pshiftcultureis · 1 year ago

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P-shifter culture is just biting snow. No further comment.

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#physical shifting community #p shift #physical nonhumanity #p shifting #physical shifters #nonhuman #p shifter #physical shifter #we mean like... we also love biting snow #this seems like a joke lol #we support this snow biters unite #eleventh confession

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p0th · 4 months ago

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

#dredge game #spoilers. technically lol #my friend mim (at mimzalot on twitch etc) streamed dredge at it went the FUnniest way it couldve #two streams in we made a joke abt the collector and the fisherman being in toxic old man yaoi #divorcee-on-widower situationship together. and the joke kept up Literally Until The Very End #iykyk #could not have stumbled into a better way to keep the surprise #and The Best Thing Is. I do still think the yaoi is meaningful to the text #like mim brought up how resurrection is inherently a selfish act. I sat on that for a While #but also I do just enjoy body double. abdication of responsibility through othering a specific part of yourself #pairing that with specifically Being A Villain as like. a deliberate act #u see my vision. u ever played dredge #anyways uhhh caption is from no party for cao dong's devotion #yes its bc red candle game's devotion is like a quarter of my personality but also I do listen to no party for cao dong recreationally #also been really feelin this kind of ink recently. U Will See. Soon Ish #seems I have like... phases of trying to figure out specific textures in ink #a long time ago I was Really into drawing metal with just ink. and a few years ago it was fire. and now: water #one day I'll get all five. and then I will be able to see the future #okay I either finish up a thing or go to bed now... depends. we shall see. take care and be kind to urself yeah? lets draw smthing tmr

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the-somwthing · 1 month ago

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People will talk about how Lizzie ships smallidarity (based) but nobody’s talking about that scene in Last Life where she confirms scottishbeans is canon and everyone refused to talk about it lol. She said that Joel loves Scott and well are you gonna say that his own wife doesn’t know when he likes someone? Checkmate. Joel has a crush on Scott canon.

#trafficshipping #scottishbeans #majorbeans #trafficblr #to be clear. this is a joke. well. mostly. I DO find it interesting that nobody talks about it lol. guess it was just the one scene.#basically for those who don’t know: Scott said ‘ur husband keeps trying to kill me’#and Lizzie responded ‘oh he does that to me too it’s a sign that he loves you’ and they just move on like. ok?#this explains why Joel’s hatred of Scott seems to have come out of nowhere. its cuz he’s got a crush on him. thanks Lizzie.

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skyward-floored · 1 year ago

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I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS READING EVERYONE’S MAIL

#this is mostly a joke it could be something else #(in fact I have theories already lol)#but it sure seems like that was the case HAHABHDGHSHJ #linkeduniverse #linked universe #update spoilers #rambles from the floor

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indelicateink · 8 months ago

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as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

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running-tweezers · 8 months ago

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Damien with the Road Trip Google Doc

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted spoilers #redacted damien #I am Damien #I have my moms ‘designated trip planner’ gene #i have to be prepared #also #seems like forever since I live posted a stupid redacted joke #on what’s supposed to be my redacted blog lol #it’s called healing sweaty

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yardsards · 8 months ago

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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

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chaoswarfare · 2 years ago

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do x dc prompt #44

The JL are all out of options. this summoning is their last chance to get rid of the creature destroying the country and easily fending off their strongest allies.

The eldritch horror melts out of the chalk lines and looms over the heroes in charge of summoning it. The Ghost King, Ruler of the dead. Their last chance.

They ask for assistance, waiting on baited breath the creature’s demands.

“Wacky, poggers my dude. That’s pretty unfun, i gotchu tho. I’ll skedaddle and knock the ghoulie on his ass for ya.“

“no deals or repayment? he must be lying, you all know you can’t trust fae without specific contracts-“

“no cap, true that. i’m just cooler than that.”

And just like that, he disappeared from the circle with a quiet pop to take care of the problem.

Apparently the king of the dead talks like the worst combination of all american slang ever.

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mollysunder · 4 months ago

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The Black Rose has Already Infiltrated Piltover and Zaun!

You know how there's speculation that this shadowy figure has to do with LeBlanc because LeBlanc and members of her Black Rose group do the eye/eye makeup glow thing?

Well the conspiracy only goes deeper! Last year, nearly to the day, an exclusive splash art for LeBlanc's Rose Quartz Prestigious skin was released on CN servers.

Do you recognize that familiar face in the background?

I do!

It's Local Cusine (LC)! You could argue that it's just an easter egg. But why is Local Cuisine in Noxus? LC's presumably a sex worker from Zaun and here he is hob knobbing in Noxus, in a splash for LeBlanc of all people.

How do we know this a Black Rose gathering? Well, we can see that the window in LeBlanc's splash art matches the same design used in the homes of other members of the Black Rose in Riot media.

We also know that many Black Rose members wear masks upon first appearance so that their identity will be anonymous to other members. If you look closely, you can even see that the shadowy figure from the trailer is wearing a mask around their eyes as well.

And can you guess which character we met wearing a mask in their very first appearance?

It's Local Cusinie!

But what does any of this mean? Well, LC could have been sent as a spy by LeBlanc herself to test the Medardas' loyalty to the Black Rose. If Swain is truly set to take power by season 2, then many powerful families affiliated with the Black Rose WILL be purged.

Maybe LeBlanc's sent LC to have them killed herself. The Medardas may be loose ends to her, because Ambessa is only loyal to preserving her family and may in fact expose the conspiracy further to Swain to her and Mel if she could.

Or maybe LC has his own agenda. Maybe LC is related to the Ionian princess Ambessa killed. You don't have to be from Noxus to be a part of the Black Rose, the organization predates Noxus itself. And frankly, Black Rose members and their related assets do their own thing pretty often, their web of plans can even bite LeBlanc in the butt.

#arcane #arcane meta #local cuisine arcane #someday they'll give you a real name #leblanc lol #league of legends #the more clues that point to leblanc's handiwork the more sure i am mel survives the season #it is such a running joke that leblanc creates her own problems with her overly complicated conspiracies #that it's the first thing you learn about her #way to go to all the people that theorized kino was a part of the black rose #there seems to be a lot going on with the medardas next season and i feel like there should more discussion because noxus is so rich in lore #like they include mylo and claggor in things bg art related to zaun characters #so for local cuisine to be so blatantly included with leblanc of all people not the upper crust of piltover or slumming it in zaun #should dound some alarm bells on what's going on #it's literally the same outfit!!!!!!

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d8tl55c · 4 months ago

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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it

as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)

first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))

a few fav scenes

emotional support cwab

they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.

papery critter.

even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)

and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3

i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.

so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and

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several hours later ...

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oh

oh man

it's a little bigger than i expected

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#--/ art #alan becker #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #Minecraft bed #ava the dark lord #ava the chosen one #me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy #clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet #ithink you can see where i tried to head with this #turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see #the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment #HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider #(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn #but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes #or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result #it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean #i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P #tco aa

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pluvio-floret · 5 months ago

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Ah, tragedy au (said like Dungeon Meshi. Winged Lion voice.)

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#my art #chilaios #tragedy au #laichil #dungeon meshi #Now this May Seem like an unserious meme art. Which. It is make no mistake. However. If you look closer & know the details or look for the #details well…… Well…………….. wow is that blood on me? this trench is so dark #hahaha anyway. Good day. Or night. Wow what is time in this labyrinth? Is it lunch dinner or breakfast? A midnight snack? Hey when was the #last time you ate? Don’t worry hydration is covered. Is it though #(these tags are about the au actually. lol)#HAH ANYWAY #nervous posting this one I’ve been considering posting it for ages but I’ll leave you with it now #Chilchuck #Laios #Notice my details please I work on those a while #yeah I mean even positioning lol #jsdgcjsdhfjsdhfjsVhDhFh OK back to normal fearful main tagging #laios touden #chilchuck tims #sorry. Non chilaiosers. Those with zero slightly needed context #Wow this art is months old I really took my time letting this sit in my drafts huh #this could have been my first post on this sideblog no joke. This is from April or so #ghhhgrhgrhrhr ok back to the shame hole bye #scheduling………...

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longelk · 2 years ago

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it never slips my mind that kaycee died young but it took me a bit to register that her manner of death is one of the most unimaginably painful ones to go through. oh well if homegirl was lucky she passed out from the smoke before she could feel her skin peel off 😁🤞

#i know her death is prooobably an assassination? given what she knew and her being the only casualty #even though risking burning down your whole building seems excessive..#but i like the thought it was purely tragic cosmic joke on her HAH #like god has it out for her. girl just die #'the exact circumstances of her death are unknown''#i dont know if that statement is regarding what killed her specifically or what started the fire or both #i know theres something about faulty wiring but we know gamefuna would just lie lol #do you think EMTs got there before she was taken by complications? or was she olone when the light left her eyes.#did the defibrillator fail?#kaycee hobbes

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blujaydoodles · 2 days ago

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wizard kittens ✨

so far Melli's been the biggest troublemaker, which is apropos to her namesake! Rusza's a little more lovey, which is rather less so, hehe :3

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #character art #illustration #gnome #halfling #wizard #kittens #cats #when I told him the names we were considering #my brother whose roommate's cats had the kittens-- and who was in the campaign in which ruszca was an NPC--#said 'oh that'd be a good name for the one with orange on her she seems like the really curious one'#joke's on you! BOTH names are derived from chaotic-ass gnome wizards dkfgjhdfghkjh #melli's so weird she's got a lot of Opinions but it's rarely clear what on earth they're about #most vocal cat I have ever had #they're both affectionate but rusza is much more willing to be picked up and held and scritched until she falls asleep #whereas ruszca the NPC is notorious (at least to kethri) for being antisocial and sometimes kind of a bastard lol #ruszca #my OCs #felix #melliwyk #kethri #dungeons and doodles #noncanon shenanigans #... I don't THINK I'm going to draw the cats enough that they'll need their own dedicated tag. but we'll see

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gacha-every · 5 days ago

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I kept seeing this on Tik Tok, about Ben Schwartz interview with Stephen Colbert, specifically the scene when Stephen said:

"I know that Shadow falls in love with Maria."

And how the clip was cut made it seem like Ben was like "Woah, let's not say that. You're wrong.", along with comments insisting "they're siblings" or anything otherwise of Stephen's opinion/interpretation.

Me, on the other hand, wanted to see their full conversation, to which I did. Here is Ben's full reaction :

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Interesting how even a simple cut can change the whole perspective.

#shadaria #don't judge too hard #don't judge too soon #see the full picture #Youtube #if it wasn't clear enough #what happened was that ben claims they're CLOSE FRIENDS #he didn't interpret as any other deep relationships like siblings or lovers just that they're close friends #but he did also openly joked that FRIENDS can LOVE #he didn't disregard Stephen's opinion at all #he just insisted that they are close friends because #let's be honest #saying they're lovers on TV seemed like jumping on a tightrope lol #or maybe ben was a bit surprised by stephen's claim #then few seconds later he understood his point of view saying that friends CAN love #a 30 min monologue as he said lol #but hey that's just how I view this whole exchange #what do you think?#also if Stephen really is a way back Sonic fan and thought that Shadow falls in love with Maria just speaks for itself #also also how the movie showcased shadow and maria's relationship in the movie was also free to interpretate #so can't blame the dude #besides that stargazing scene was kinda romantic ngl lol

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exastriscass · 9 months ago

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Aphrodite: now to give you my boone

Melinoe, the gods favorite sapphic: your boob?

#just saying I love how Hades 1 Aphrodite is in a relaxed sorta curled pose #and in hades 2 with our very sapphic gal she’s just standing straight up tiddys out #I am enjoying the new art style though #I like how it’s darker and seems to match the darker tone of the game #ughhhh I’m so excited #hades 2 #hades game #also I stole this joke from wickedspeed lol

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