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Iāve been very behind on Redacted stuff, but I did see the new quiz.
I have always said I would be a Sonal energetic. Iāve joked about it, I asked for it in my DAMN bundle, that was just correct. So when me and my friend took it together in person, I was like āwatch me get something wildly different lolā
I shit you not, @phantasmechanical, is my eyewitness (a dreamwalker btw). First time I took it.
I cannot explain the validation I felt. I am CORRECT.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#is this a sign to make an official redactedsona? perhaps.#marisa speaks
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Hello consider this my official return.
This last week was spent at my parents house petsitting. During the week long duration of my stay the following happened
- had my best friend stay with me for a night (highlight of the week by far, it only goes downhill from here)
- The power went out for several hours because of some mistake the power companyās workers made while trying to run wires underground nearby
- The Terrible News Happened
- I was nearly hit in the face by a flying bird in the garage that came out of nowhere and scared me half to death, later in the week that same bird got IN THE HOUSE.
- And the big one. The House Was Literally Struck By Lightning and I was shocked. I was holding my phone attached to the charger when it happened. Sparks flew from my charger and I felt the electric shock run all the way up my arm before I could let it go. I am unharmed, other than my arm feeling a little funny for a while. When my parents got home we did some more investigating and found charred wires and parts of the wall outside. Itās a miracle that the house didnāt catch on fire.
Anyway the lightning also destroyed the internet and phone signal antenna so I havenāt been able to get online even if I tried until now. Itās been a lot. Itās still a lot. But Iām honestly back here looking for a little distraction from the hell world in the form of fandom and friends so, yippee I suppose.
#my friend said I shouldāve got super powers from it#and I agree can I at least have that??#but I can now i can say I was struck by lightning and survived which is badass as hell#marisa speaks
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Some snapshots of the decor for my Halloween party! I am SO proud of how everything looked. Things went well, despite having to reschedule. I ran my game for the first time in over 2 years and am looking to do it more often now! A super fun night and well worth all the planning.
My bat wall might stay up honestly I love it so much
I have wanted to turn my cool silver Christmas tree into a Halloween tree for YEARS and I finally did it.
And my magnum opus, my dining room/game setting. I am SO proud of this. My game involved doing a fake seance so during the game all those candles were the only light in the room. Very spooky.
(Also the Haunted Mansion stretching portraits are permanent decor that just so happens to fit with the Halloween stuff)
AND my costume under the cut!
I was Lisa Swallows from Lisa Frankenstein. My dear husband was my Creature.
These photos were from the end of the night bc I was rushing so much at the start that I forgot to take any, so my make up and wig are a little wild lol
#itās currently 5 AM and Iām laying on an air mattress in my best friends floor#and I am so tired#but life is good#marisa speaks
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Hello, my little break is not over BUT despite the fact that I have not really had time to keep up with redacted stuff, I did see that Erik put out the siren song of Group DAMN Audio.
And Jesus I relate to Lasko so much. Like viscerally. My Halloween party Iāve been planning literally the whole month was supposed to happen on the 28th and then VERY last minute so much shit happened and I had to cancel and reschedule which sent me into a nuclear level meltdown. And now the party is tomorrow, 3 days after Halloween.
AND it wasnāt just the party I was planning but a session of my tabletop game as well so like. Lasko sweetie I fuckin get it
#it has beenā¦. A Month.#Iāll probably post pics of the party stuff after tomorrow#bc Iām SO proud of everything Iāve done for it#but tbh the break has been nice and I probably wonāt be here much until after the election for my own mental health#miss yāall tho š#marisa speaks
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YOURE TELLING ME I TAKE A BREAK AND THEY BRING BACK THE BOOPS?????
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Mid break check in!
I got my hair done again and itās maybe my favorite hair color Iāve ever had. Also my Mullet is Mulleting.
My husband and I had our anniversary a few days ago, and the āØfancy restaurantāØ where he works is paying for a belated anniversary dinner tonight. Incredibly kind of them. And for this reason, I am serving. (Video evidence of said serve and fullest appearance reveal Iāve ever posted, under the cut š«£)
I literally have not listened to anything Redacted all month, I have been entirely too busy. Once things calm down next month I have a lot of videos and fanworks to catch up on!
#Iāve been busy but Iām feeling good!#marisa speaks#marisas face#and whole body for the first time woooaw#it was too much of a slay not to show everything tho
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Beginning to think I maybe perhaps have overestimated my abilities to Get Things Done this month I fear
#I did two tasks today that both had roadblocks and complications#and I felt 3 inches away from a meltdown#luckily I was able to recognize this and tell myself āyouāre done. go blankie mode on the couch and watch a Halloween movieā#how do people just like#constantly Get Things Done#I feel like Iāve overclocked my brain if I have to complete 3 tasks in a day#marisa speaks
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Taking advantage of my few days of nothingness to really rest before my schedule ramps up into Non-Stop mode.
Probably still gonna work on Halloween themed game stuff. My game is likeā¦ Victorian-flavored kinda (itās complicated) and I have a fantastic idea for a session of my tabletop game involving my baby Zephyr and some spooky Victorian Spiritualism Seance Bullshit.
#I also might try to write but Iāve been finding that incredibly difficult lately idk#marisa speaks
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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In the spirit of the official Redacted Demon Quiz coming out and, frankly, me seeing one too many posts about elation demons and the... bizarre ideas about where they'd try to feed, I'm putting forth a non-exhaustive list of places I think elation demons would flock to for food!
(In case it's not yet clear, hi, hello, I got assigned Elation Demon by the quiz /lh /pos)
As for the list, feel free to add even more fun ideas! Especially if you would also be an elation demon (Off the top of my head, I'm looking at you too @romirola @autisticempathydaemon and @ejunkiet)
Conventions of any kind
Exam events (stealing from my sous chef @androgynouspenguinexpert)
Weddings and similar anniversary events, romantic or otherwise
Baby showers
Graduation parties
Hell, *parties of any kind*
Surprise reunions
Amusement parks / Fairs / Carnivals
Arcades
Rock climbing sites (and other "adrenaline" based outdoorsy activities)
Sports games (watched at home or live/in-person)
Concerts and raves (suggested by the always lovely @angelicaether)
Also tagging Lucy Goosey ( @your-local-mom-whore ) cause I bet you have some fun additions too /pos
#I also got elation#and I was just talking to my friend#about how as an elation demon I would probably feed almost exclusively off that specific brand of Autistic Joy#the kind of happy that makes it impossible for my hands to stay still#and I feel like a lot of these apply#conventions concerts and theme parks especially#thatās where Iāve experienced that kind of Joy for sure#(the last one could just be my particular theme park special interest but you get the idea)
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Yeah Iām definitely gonna be MIA for most of this month, it is turning out to be a really busy one. Good busy. Exciting busy. But Busy.
If anything exciting happens someone let me know lol
#I just reopened my plushie commissions so thatās a thing#Iām also hosting a Halloween party at the end of the month#and Iām sewing a lot of my costume myself#AND Iām planning a Halloween themed session of my tabletop game to play at said party#itās a lot lol#marisa speaks
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Popping in for a bit to report!
#I feel like this is about the best result I could get#I do want to make people happy and delighted and excited#I hope Iām doing a good job#marisa speaks
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The Prince Shifter: A Redactedverse/Princess Bride AU (1/22)
Read the Prologue of The Prince Shifter on AO3 here!
Summary: To help Caleum wait out his first experience with Magical Depletion Syndrome, Gavin offers to read him a very special book,Ā The Prince Shifter, a tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, shifters, stealths, vampires, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles!
When Alexis, Princess of Dahlia, selects commoner shifter David Shaw to be her husband, his whole world is turned upside down. Wasnāt it bad enough that his mate, Angel, was lost at sea? To make matters worse, just as David resigns to his miserable fate to marry the royal vampire, a pack of three kidnap him and his cousin. But theyāre no regular kidnappers: Asher is overcoming a traumatic past, Milo is devoted to tracking down his motherās murderer for revenge, and Sweetheart is carrying a grave secret about Dahlia's political stability. Meanwhile, a mysterious, masked stranger complicates the kidnapping and "rightfully steals" away David. Before long, everyone finds themselves in the middle of a daring adventure as they put the bonds of their love to the ultimate test.
As always, any and all feedback is welcome and cherished. Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy!
More details under the cut!
Rating: T; WC: ~40K words across 22 chapters.
Characters: David, Angel, Asher, Babe, Milo, Sweetheart, Alexis, Quinn, Gavin, Freelancer, Caelum, Sam, Darling, Damien, Huxley, Lasko, Avior, Kody, Blake, Adam, Avior, Porter, Vincent, William, Marie, Gregory Keaton, Brachium, Morgan
Pairings: Angel/David, Asher/Babe, Milo/Sweetheart, Damien/Huxley, Sam/Darling, Freelancer/Gavin
Tags: AU, Fairytale, Romance, Love, Mate Bond, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Suspense, Adventure, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Banter, Trust, Revenge, Duels, Torture, Escapes, Chases, Kidnapping, Nonconsensual Trancing, Rescues, Found Family, Bravery, Grief, Miracles, Healing Magic, Hope, Happy Ending, True Love, Framing Narrative, Adult Language, All Listener Characters are Gender-Neutral, Pack Feels
This story should come as no surprise to anyone. The Princess Bride is one of my favorite films. I adore all things Redactedverse. It was only a matter of time. For longer than Iād like to admit, Iāve been thinking about how to blend these two wonderful pieces. I humbly offer you, dear reader, the product of those thoughts.
Shoutout to @userkatekane for graciously creating art to accompany this story, which will be linked for each chapter. Follow them for amazing art!
Shoutout to @us3rnam3-r3dact3d for being so very supportive as I drafted the fic and suggesting the use of the Dread Pirate Keaton. Follow him for more fun Redacted content!
Shoutout to William Goldman for writing the film that inspired this fic!
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So the shoes I wore to the show the other night gave me nasty blisters (completely my mistake, the shoes are newish and not broken in, plus I forgot how far the parking garage was from the theater) to the point that itās hard to just walk around my house rn.
Today my husband saw those shoes sitting on the floor. Picked them up. Threw them violently on the couch. Yelled āYOUāRE THE SONS OF BITCHES WHO HURT MY WIFE!!ā and started dramatically punching at them.
Ya know it didnāt help my blisters but it did make me laugh.
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Hello, I am alive, I took a little impromptu break. In the week I didnāt even look on here, I cleaned my house, got my OC plushie commissions officially back open complete with new google form and redone social media graphics, and won another theater lottery to go see Company with my mom.
And despite trying and wanting to desperately, have not written a word on ANYTHING I wanted to write. Release me from creative apathy prison pls, what I have I done to deserve this
#can someone please pop my skull open like the hood of a car#and tighten whatever screw or change whatever fluid#to make me able to write again#marisa speaks
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I canāt tell if me not wanting to be on here much lately is a sign that Iām doing Better mentally, or Worse mentally lol
#on one hand I have been productive at things like cleaning and boring chores Iāve been putting off#like hell yeah the executives are functioning#but I also feel SO creatively STUCK#I have wanted so bad to finish up some writing over the last week and I Just Canāt Do It#can I pls have a little of both? just a little#as a treat#marisa speaks
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Weird Al announced a new tour next year and the show local to me is ON MY BIRTHDAY
This feels like fate. My ass will BE THERE
#I have listened to weird Al literally my whole life#my dad was an avid Dr. Demento fan and used to listen to his show every week#he was there when weird Al was DISCOVERED#he has an extensive collection of comedy and novelty music#Weird Al has been a staple in my life since I was old enough to comprehend music#I HAVE to go#marisa speaks
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