#scottishbeans

[hannnsh]

they’re talking things out guys trust me

a lot of people wanted these two and honestly im more than happy to oblige since i rlly like this pairing LMAO the enemies to lovers is strong mmm yummy

you dont know how badly i want them to team up 😭 although them and jimmy in last life 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i have many sketches of them i will post later lol

i had to painstakingly draw every individual grass bc i dont like any of the brushes 💀💀 bonus i found my new fav brush hehe

[mielkae]

Mcyt as Writing Prompts pt. 8/?

[posseblr]

I think they deserve to be toxic yaoi.

[hellenichu]

Augh me after making my first animation(?) in 5 months🙏 i hope we like it!!!

VERY SLIGHT BLOOD WARNING.

TRAFFICSHIPPING WARNING. OK???

YOU WERE WARNED 😭🙏

If you interact, that's on you. Thanks. Don't send me hate I'm just a guy. :P

On that note im so normal about Scottishbeans🙏

Like?? THEM!!! AUGHH🙏

[olithewitch]

I love Jizzie, but I ship either Ldshadowlady or Smallishbeans with like half the other Minecraft YouTubers I watch

[blueishspace]

Scottishbeans skin genetic accurate children.

Parents:

Children :

+ Child if weird hair colour is genetic and not dyed.

[autistic-fandom-trash]

incorrect quotes for scott/joel/grian, a rarepair i'm pretty sure i just invented

Grian: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Scott: You're a hazard to society. Joel: And a coward. DO TWENTY. Scott: I trust Grian. Joel: You think he knows what he's doing? Scott: I wouldn't go that far. Grian: What did you do with Scott's body? Joel: What didn't I do with the body? Grian:... Joel: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully. Joel: What do you think Grian will do for a distraction? Scott: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I'd do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Scott: ...or he could do that. Joel: Why are you on the floor? Scott: I'm depressed. Scott: Also I was stabbed, can you get Grian, please. Grian: Scott, can you pass the salt? Scott: *Throws Joel across the table* Scott: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Joel: I'm a knife. Grian, from across the room: He's the little spoon. Grian: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Joel, turning to Scott: How tall are you? Grian: You have to apologize to Scott. Joel: Fine. Joel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever. Scott: Grian, my old arch enemy. Joel: I thought I was your arch enemy! Scott: I have a life outside of you, Joel. Scott: I told Grian his ears flush when he lies. Joel: Why? Scott: Look. Scott: Hey Grian, do you love us? Grian, covering his ears: No. Scott: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Grian, motioning to himself and Joel: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Scott: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Grian: Okay, but in my defense, Joel bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo. Scott: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[scottsmajorshipbracket]

I will say this now, Scott/Joel has far too many ship names. Scott/Joel fanatics, please pick one and stick with it lol <3

[weirdfreakshow]

unrequited rivalry

[the-somwthing]

Hi I like to. Talk. So now I’m going to talk about something called scott/joel. Without a real purpose. Just cuz I love them.

I love how most of 3rd Life Scott is like “I can’t wait to destroy Joel too bad I can’t” and then towards the end he becomes “NO DONT HURT JOEL- wait… hurting Joel is good…” like lmao. I swear that man had the most complicated feelings towards Joel by the end and he just won’t think about it beyond “objectively his death is good”

On the topic of Scott ignoring things. I love how in Last Life Scott whines to Lizzie “ur husband tried to murder me!!!” and she just goes “oh he tried to do that to me too, it’s a sign that he loves you” and Scott just goes “oh” and INSTANTLY moves on from that subject like LMAO bro will NOT think about the possibility of Joel loving him

Wait what if I say a little scott/joel thing for each season cuz I did 3L then LL. Okay so in Double Life I love how Joel was the only person to kill Scott and Pearl other than well Scott. Beautiful. Also Scott burning down the Relation 😭 these two cannot stop burning each other’s things.

Then in Limited Life I love how Scott just wakes up in a cold sweat like “Joel needs to die” and then everyone collectively agrees he needs to die and kills him. Amazing. 10/10. What in the goddamn hell just happened. (Also Scott just being like “Joel. No.” and Joel goes “…ok” and backs down… come on guys HAHAGEHS)

In Secret Life I love DONT LOOK AT ME SCOTT DONT LOOK AT ME SCOTT DONT LOOK AT ME SCOTT DONT LOOK AT ME SCOTT!!!!!!

Real Life… well tbh w yall my brain hasn’t stopped repeating “scott can i have some bread pls”

[hannnsh]

More majorbeans possibly? I got really obsessed with them and your style is literally perfection

the gals are fighting !!

thankyou anon for the kind compliment :3 i was procrastinating drawing this for a bit bc idk which style u wanted bc i have like a gazillion artstyles 😭 but i do hope you like this, i tried doing monotones (tho there are still colors, curse my very colorful artstyle)

also whats it about me drawing majorbeans with atleast one of them being pinned to the ground 🧍🏻honestly majorbeans r like toptier ship/duo theres so much potential yall, teamup when????? i will do more requests soon pls be patient w me 😢😢

last paper next week yall i am so sick of exams i need it to be over NEOWWWW!!! 🤺🤺

yahoooooooooo

[mielkae]

Mcyt as Writing Prompts pt. 11

[posseblr]

can they just kiss already

[ashalsdream]

hey everyone look at my rarepair ok thanks bye

[lysshidden]

I kinda love Joel and Scott's relationship, like, como on, they might hate each other but that doesn't mean they can't be gay about each other! They can't hate and love each other at the same time, why not?

[deityoftherain]

hi rain!!

i have voted 🫡

could i have a flower husbands or a scottishbeans? :3

Thank you for voting for both of them in the @tangotekshipbracket! Hehe, here's scottishbeans in a canon divergent Limited Life sort of world that I whipped up under the cut :D

"It doesn't have to be this way, Joel!!" Scott called over his shoulder as he weaved through the trees and tried his best to avoid the blasts of crossbow fireworks.

"Yes it does, Scott!" Joel insisted, voice both distant and far too close for comfort. "You're still green!"

Another blast went off, only narrowly missing Scott, but the force of the blast threw his body into a tree. Scott tossed his arms up to protect himself, his arms gaining red indents that show off the indents of the tree.

Fuck, that hurt. Scott hissed through gritted teeth, doing his best to ignore the pain as he pushed off from the tree. He stumbled the first few steps as he tried to regain his bearings before continuing to run. There wasn't time for him to stop and take a break. He just had to keep moving.

The clock embedded into their very beings, counting down the seconds with a faint tick, tick, tick that only seemed to grow louder the longer he ran.

Tick...

Tick...

Tick...

BOOM

One of Joel's projectiles finally managed to hit him, using his back like a bull's eye. The force of the explosive knocked him down, Scott face planting on the ground. Dirt streaked his body and he knew the bruising would be grotesque.

Part of Scott just wanted to quit and let Joel take an hour from him. Just let him have what he wanted so badly. Maybe then would he be allowed time to breathe, time without him running to save hours.

Scott staggered to his feet, hand cradling his back and vision blurred. His ears rang something fierce, blocking out Joel's cheers, and his body ached, throbbed, screamed...

Joel finally caught up to him, a smirk wide on his face and his eyes gleaming as they often did with his manic bloodlust. He used his inventory to switch out his crossbow for a diamond sword. "You can't run now, Scott!"

Scott leaned against a near by oak tree, using it to support him. His chest shuttered, trying to keep air circulating through his lungs. Hair stuck to his face and tears involunteerly trailed down his cheeks, yet he smiled. "Kill me, Joel." The eagerness Joel exhibited dimmed for a moment as confusion furrowed his brow. "What? Why aren't you fighting back?" "I have," Scott breathed out, voice barely above a whisper, "but I don't want to run any longer. Take it, Joel." Debate creased Joel's face as he crept closer, still on guard. "What blummin' game are you playing?"

"No game," Scott promised, eyes fluttering closed as he braced himself for Joel's blade. "Just letting you take what you want."

The edge of Joel's sword rested against Scott's neck while Joel's other hand held Scott against the tree. He kept his eyes closed, expecting Joel to make his death swift, but he didn't.

Scott opened his eyes, only to be met with Joel staring intently at him. Joel's breath was hot on his face and blood bubbled on his neck. "What are you waiting-?"

Before Scott could finish what he was saying, Joel's lips were against his. It was hot and hungry, almost like Joel was trying to eat his lips over kiss him. Joel's teeth were sharp, breaking the fragile skin of his lips. Despite its roughness, Scott melted into it, returning the kiss just as fiercely. It was harsh but brief, Joel pulling away far too fast.

"I hate you," Joel claimed sharply, but Scott just laughed airily. He had accepted Joel's unconventional displays of affection fighting against his bloodlust long ago.

"I know." Scott ran his tongue against his lips, bittersweet affection towards the other man spinning around like a tornado within him. "I hope the time is worth it."

Joel curled his lip into a snarl before letting it relax. His hold on Scott loosened for only a moment before he tightened it again. "I'll make it quick." And quick he did make it. Scott almost didn't process his words before the sword pierced his throat and the shuddering agony of a respawn pushed his soul from his body. The pain was gone in a moment, only leaving a phantom lingering of Joel's touch and blade behind...

This has been adapted into a oneshot!