#this sad lil pyro man

[xxplastic-cubexx]

one of my fave traits about erik is how sassy he is so i dont understand how im always surprised to find during rewatches of the xmen movies that he is So Sassy at like. any given moment

[cheriafreya]

still kind of shocked about how quickly my hype for Genshin's Natlan region faded like I never expected something like this to happen this fast...

[mondaymelon]

— 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮! ♡

໒꒱ || :feat~ lyney, freminet, wriothesley, neuvillette x gn!reader:

໒꒱ || cw: fluff <3 maybe a lil ooc since i havent done the fontaine quests yet, wrio is whipped !!

⤷ giving your fontaine boyfriend flowers ♡

“Oh? For me?”

LYNEY’s expression is one of delight as he holds the bouquet of roses you’ve gifted him, smiling gratefully. The shining excitement in his vibrant eyes, however, doesn’t quite translate into how ecstatic he really is… because usually, he’s not used to being on the receiving end of affection, since the charmingly flirty magician is constantly the one to make you glow red.

“They reminded me of you…” You laugh sheepishly, watching his grin only grow.

“They’re beautiful. Thank you, love.” He moves the flowers to one hand as the other finds its way resting on the small of your back, giving you something to lean on as he moves forward and gives you a quick peck on your cheek, light and fleeting. “So I’ll show you my thanks, hm?” His voice is low as he stares at you, something earnest in his gaze as his violet irises twinkle. You nod, slowly, unsure of what he implies, but you know him well enough to not be startled as he swiftly moves forward and meets his lips to yours. You can feel his warmth… is it because he’s a pyro user? It’s hard to think about anything, especially when you’re pressed up against him like this, mind blank as his mouth moves against yours.

He speaks as he pulls away with a slight smile, and your hand instinctively latches onto the hem of his coat. “Not enough for you?” You can hear the smirk in his tone. “C’mon now, we can’t be too greedy, love~”

“What? No, I just-!” You hastily release your grasp on his clothes, face growing hot. “Lyney, you know I didn’t mean it like that!”

“I know, I know, it’s just so fun to tease you, y’know?” He lets out a laugh at your pouting expression. “I can’t help it, really.”

There’s no winning against this man. “Hah… alright, alright…” You glance up in surprise as Lyney gently moves you out of his arms and starts to stand up.

“Aw, don’t look so sad, I just have something for you too! Surely one kiss or two isn’t enough to repay the gift you’ve given me?” He smiles as he reaches for his signature hat, which dangles on the coat rack. You watch in awe. How come his every movement is still so graceful?

“Lyney, I don’t need repaym-” You’re cut off as the man flourishes his arms - You blink, and all of a sudden there’s a bouquet of his own in his hands, splendid yellow roses, fully in bloom. “Wh-”

“Tada!” He bows, looking pleased with himself as he stares at the flowers in your arms, then up at you. “Now we match~” He holds up his own bouquet with a beam.

“W-When did you-”

“Magic.”

“So you can create just about everything with magic, huh…” You stare at the roses in silent wonder.

“Ah ah, not everything!” Lyney bounces on his feet, watching the look of curiosity on your face with an air of amusement. One of his sparkling eyes closes in a wink.

“No magic could ever conjure up something as limitless as my love for you!” ♡

“H-Huh? Flowers? For… me?”

FREMINET’s eyes are wide as he hesitantly holds the flowers in his hands, looking rather anxious. “But… why?” The poor male glances from the roses in his hands back to your face nervously, studying your features. “Y-You should’ve told me so that I would’ve had flowers for you too…!”

“There’s no need for you to give me a gift, Min. I just got you a bouquet because I felt like it, no reason.” You beam at him as his face only grows redder. “There’s really no need to get embarrassed!”

“Ah… but I feel bad…” He shakes his head, lightly colored hair swaying with his movements. You can hear him mumble under his breath, quietly to himself: “...omorrow…ing…”

“What was that?” You blink at him, confused. “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you.”

“N-Nothing! Uhm… do you want to go somewhere today? You’ve put me in a good mood, so…” He smiles softly, and the air around him seems to glow with the sheer brilliance of it. You match his smile with one of your own, watching as he takes the flowers out of the bouquet and arranges them into an intricately decorated vase, half-filled with water. Gazing at him is like observing a masterpiece at work, although you know far too well that the male’s job certainly has nothing to with that of a florist, yet the movement of his skillful hands captures your attention anyhow.

“Is something wrong? You’ve been looking at me for quite a while… is there something on my face?” Upon noticing how your eyes are fixated on him, he flinches, ears flaring red. 

“No, you just look pretty today. You look pretty every day, Min.” It’s hard to restrain your laughter as you watch Freminet bury his face in his hands, his red ears visible from behind his hair. 

“Don’t tease me…!”

“But it’s true.”

“D-Do you want to go to town or not…?” He shifts a finger, hesitantly peeking an eye out between them. “We can go get something to eat… I’ll pay, but you’ll have to order…” His usual habits were the same as always, how he’d stutter over his words when faced with anyone except his siblings… and of course, you.

“That sounds great, Min. Come on, let’s go!”

The next morning, a soft knock jolts you awake, three light raps hitting the wood before the sound of footsteps quickly retreated away. You manage to crawl out of bed and open the door, only to be startled as a large bouquet - larger than the one you had gifted him - sat on your doorstep, mixed with Fontaine classics and even Romaritime flowers… had he dived underwater to pick these for you? Every petal was perfect, and the flowers were all fully in bloom, despite being out of water. What kind of magic was this?

A cream-colored card catches your attention, leaning against the bouquet. On it are finely crafted words, written in Freminet’s familiar small script:

“Thank you, love.” ♡

“Hm? What’s the occasion?”

WRIOTHESLEY’s usual professionalism fades as his chest tightens with a giddy sensation. He had been having a rather tedious afternoon in the Fortress of Meropide - time passed all too slowly whenever you weren’t present - but now that you were here, he knew his minutes with you were already slipping away like sand through his fingers, no matter how tightly or carefully he cupped the grains in his hands. You were a free soul, a rather unfitting lover for his occupation, coming and going like the wind. And while your presence may be as fleeting as the gale, at least the breeze you brought would leave in him a warm sensation. “I wasn’t aware you’d be visiting today.”

“I figured I might as well surprise you! Besides, you always come home with a scowl on your face, so I was just making sure you weren’t having a hard time here,” you smile at him, an expression that causes his heart to stutter. It takes him all he’s got in him to at least somewhat maintain his professional expression, knowing full well that if anyone else saw him at the moment, they would certainly be in for a shock. Your words are entertaining. Him? Having a hard time? That had long dissipated the moment you stepped foot into the building.

“Were you worried about me? I’m okay, so don’t concern yourself over such trivial matters.” Wriothesley lightly shakes his head. For someone as beautifully naive as you to exist in this world, he knew full well that your future would not be free of adversaries. He supposed that wasn’t exactly a problem, though. The male had already promised himself that he’d dispose of them all when you weren’t looking.

Your face scrunches up like you’ve eaten something bad. “Trivial?” you echo, your tone expressing your annoyance. “Wrio, how could you say that? Of course I should be worried about you, silly! What kind of lover would I be if I didn’t?”

Ah, there you go again. Every time you refer to yourself by that title, he swears he can feel his heart skip a beat, the only evidence of his flusteredness is the burning of red dusting his ears. He had been refraining from holding you until he had gotten back home, but, naturally, you had broken his final sense of reason. You blink, and there he is, pressed up against you with both of his arms wrapped around your waist, your back leaning against his chest. He’s warm, startingly so despite him being the bearer of a Cryo vision, and you can hear the rapid thrum of his heartbeat.

“You’re cold,” he remarks offhandedly, pressing a kiss into your nape, then another.

“You’re warm,” you respond, smiling, only to hear the drumming of his heart quicken.

“You know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you?” Wriothesley’s face is flushed, just the tiniest bit, and once you blink, you could’ve sworn that it was never there.

“Do I?” You grin up at him cheekily. “Why don’t you care to elaborate?”

“Fuck, darling… you can’t keep doing this to me. I don’t think my heart will be able to take much more of this.” ♡

“They’re beautiful.”

NEUVILLETTE's fingers graze a petal and trace its outermost edge, studying the bouquet with a smile. The blooming assortment lays perfectly balanced in his hands as he cradles them gently. “Thank you, dearest.” His smile is serene, like an untouched expanse of water. Smooth, and glimmering, and when you lean over to peer into it, you can see your clear reflection staring up at you. His eyes mirrored it, pure and unsullied. His beauty stuns you for a moment. He had always been a man with an air of elegance, his magnificence simply inhumane, and it was likely a stroke of luck that Neuvillette had ever taken you as his partner.

Of course, those were merely your thoughts on the matter. His did not match your sentiment, not even in the slightest. For in his mind, he was the one who didn’t deserve you. No, it would be simply unreasonable to compare him to something as perfect as water. You were the only one in his eyes who deserved such a title. And he was the Romaritime flower, only able to thrive in your presence.

“You like them?” He loathes the surprise in your voice. Indubitably, he did. There was no other option. It was something that you had gifted him, and that enough made its value clear.

“Certainly,” his eyes are warm. “I will treasure everything and anything you bestow upon me.”

“Vil, there’s no need to go that far…” you laugh sheepishly, only for the sound to slowly cease as you realize he isn’t jesting. “...Why?”

His soft laughter fills the silence. “I love you. Have I not made that apparent?”

“Yes, but there’s certainly no need for-”

“Shh.” This interaction has made something painfully clear for the man. Perhaps he hasn’t been showing you enough affection? He is a busy man, but he always heads home, heads to you whenever he has a second to breathe. Yes, only in your arms would he finally feel content. Only with your fingers carding through his hair, whispering his name with a smile and closed eyes, only then. You knew how much he yearned for you, right? 

If not… well, that could be changed.

“You’ve given me such a precious gift, so I should show my thanks out of courtesy.” Wrapping his arms around your smaller frame and leaning your head against his chest, to hide the slightest flush on his cheeks. “Ah, but it should be a fair trade.” You tilt your head at his words, confused.

“Only one kiss won’t be justified, hm?” ♡

(a/n) help why do i actually like wriothesley's part this isn't supposed to happen ?! anyways yeah it was about time i wrote for fontaine men

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[thatdeadaquarius]

Hi Aquarius!

I had an idea I wanted to share with you: SAGU creator reader who likes to make little bits and bobs for their acolytes. For example, Childe vaguely mentions that his gloves are starting to wear out? The creator crochets or knits him a new pair-Can’t have his fingers getting chilled in the Snezneyan snow now can we?

(I just wanna give my skrunklis lil gifts and make them happy is all :3)

(Also, could I possibly be 💌anon?)

WHOFOHNJDFjhkbfsgddf Genuine keyboard slam i just kinda slammed my hands down in excitement ahem-

That would be a lovely idea anon, yes very much so indeed,

so im like hella into giving ppl useful but still aesthetic/pretty gifts, like i dont want the things i give ppl to be things that get donated/thrown away (when i genuinely care abt a person)

Also IF I DIDNT RUN U OFF FOR BEING SO LATE YES HELLO U CAN DEFINITELY BE 💌 ANON THATS SO CUTE I LOVE THAT EMOJI-

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only)

Planet: General SAGAU / Isekai Stuff, Platonic Cutenss

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, a couple sentences for each

Stars: Everybody from elements Pyro, Electro and Anemo! Plus Aether/Lumine/Dainsleif!

Please understand that some characters are more “foreground” characters and have more screen time so I may have written some more for them because I knew them better!

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: weapons for gifts?? 16+ Older Teen + Up Audiences Advised, light cussing

& Trigger Warnings: None Known.

SO U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

THIS IS MY JAMMMMM, MY PB&J BITCHEESSSS GET REKTT

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AHAHAHAHA- YOU’RE ALL GETTIN SPAMMED WITH JUST GIFT IDEAS I HAVE FOR WHAT TO GIVE THEM- YOU DO NOT HAVE CHOICE. YOU WILL BE GIVING GIFTS TO THE TEYVATIANS, THEY DESERVE GOOD THINGS. SUCK IT.

EDIT 9/19/23: WTF HELLO??!!! 1000+ NOTES??!?! THANK YOU SO MUCH?!!!!!! <3

PART 1 (you're here!) / PART 2

ELEMENTS HERE: Babygirls, Pyro, Electro, Anemo

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Babygirls:

Aether = The most beautiful, amazing, sleek, and functional pretty hairpin that is also a knife! So he can have that badass moment of unsheathing it from his hair and having a surprise weapon and showing off his long hair, acted all shy when you gave it to him, he doesn’t get gifts often, all the birthday letters were for you afterall, i feel like you deffo have walked in on him miming taking it out all badass for practice lol

Lumine = bless her, you handed her this gift and she just looked up at you and u swear didnt blink or look away for a full minute. Then she nearly crushed you to death squeezing you, god she’s muscular, as you made a sort of self-care kit, including her favorite scents you added to like blank soaps/face masks, and towels you initialed with “Lumi”, she deserves a break afterall (and she thinks you deserve it too, and subtly tries to get you to join like *“*oh this is so sweet, something for us to do together”)

Dainsleif = sad little man deserves happy little things, you make him a weighted blanket, in these blankets it’s usually like sand or something that is put into little like quilt squares so it evenly distributes weight, but you used that water from the fountain that soothes Khaenri’ah people’s curse instead. He literally went speechless when you gave it to him. He has not had a single night of insomnia since. He would literally do anything for you, and literally stole you off to the side after a few nights of good sleep to tell you this lmao

Pyro Allogenes:

Diluc = Another bitch who just needs a break, you steal him off one evening and tell him you need a hilichurl camp wiped out, and there’s a cryo mage so you need him, bc thats the only way this workaholic is actually gonna drop everything and actually take care of himself, you have to deceive him, and then surprise him by showing him a hot spring you found. Teyvat has a lot more things to it now that it’s in real life, and that includes natural hot springs apparantly, and you’ve already prepped the place too, with his favorite non-alcoholic drinks, some indulgent foods like chocolate and fruits, and a soft robe. Man’s went wide eyed and nearly fell in LMAO, and then, looking away all pink, said he couldn’t accept this… unless you joined him.

Amber = a pair of comfy shoes, with baron bunny decorated all over them, like you sewed patches over them to personalize it, and the insoles are GODLY good, so she can run to Sumeru at this rate and her feet will feel like she went for a light jog! Some Mondstadt citizens, and knights tbh, are honestly a little afraid of Amber now bc her feet aching was sometimes the only thing stopping her from going 100% all the time lol

Bennett = a lucky charm, yes, yes, I know, basic, but it’s different coming from you! You’ve given him a bandana to wear as a neckerchief around his throat (it’s unprotected and he’s that unlucky?!) and it fits great, you’ve made it from Liyue materials, and imbued it with geo energy, so it actually makes a small shield/barrier around his head lmao, he’s practically thanking you every week and telling you how it helped him that week 💀

Klee = a treasure hunt map you made! every little stop/treasure gives her some candy or a snack, plus the next instructions, and she insists you go with her, and drags you along lol, and you planted them within range of the Mondstadt so she’s not too far off, and the final treasure (bc u planned it so she was supposed to start at a certain time/get to the end in a few hours) she finds at late sunset, and it’s a type of challenge that u were able to make, (bc apparently being the “highest god” means u get dev access, like the teapot functions but more OP). It makes a rainbow of glowing fish appear as targets to better Klee’s bomb throwing skills, and to entertain her, she gives the most dramatic gasp ever, and is just vibrating telling you “The fishes! They’re so pretty! ‘Bedo said that you give the greatest gifts, and he was so, so, so SO right!! Thank you very much!!!” :D in her cute little voice and then proceeds to speedrun you a hug and then starts throwing bombs lmao

Xiangling = HOO BOY- she has nearly every cooking utensil known to man, thanks to her being a young famous chef, and bc her family’s restaurant makes good money bc of it, so it was hard to think of something for her, but you eventually made her a handwritten and sewn together recipe book (look up “how to make zine”, its very easy actually, theres one with sewing the paper and a smaller one with just folding). It’s full of all of your favorites from Earth and what you think could substitute here, and how it should taste. Xiangling literally took your hands and spun you bc she hates luxury stuff, and really loves and appreciates homemade gifts, it’s the first anyone’s heard of your homeworld’s food so it makes her feel special <3 (she will be constantly harassing you with a spoonful of food to try and see if it’s close)

Hu Tao = You remembered one of Shakespeare’s plays and wrote a rough screenplay for Yunjin to adapt, then took Hu Tao with you to see it! She loves poetry and singing, so she loves to see Yunjin play usually, but she hadn’t had the time lately bc of funeral spirit work, (u also brought Zhongli so she could have fun embarrassing him lol), and she literally made a whole bit/joke about getting down on one knee to marry you, which was promptly interrupted by said embarrassed adepti, people even clapped lmao

Xinyan = You made her an aweinspiring outfit to wear onstage, modeled after classic rockstars from your world, she nearly teared up at the sight of it, and then nearly took ur ear out bc she was getting so loud and excited, u try to convince her otherwise, but Xinyan refuses to wear it outside of big occasions like Lantern Rite or performances with Yunjin (looks like this, I tried very hard ok, check it: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/76631631152377154/)

Yanfei = Once again, a written book, or at least 20 rap songs for her to look through. This sounds weird, but she eventually hopes to see a future where people are just better at obeying laws and considers then she’d be out of a job. So, after seeing some of Xinyan’s performances, she decided her back up career would be a rapper. She will literally stop you every time she sees you and lowkey force you to hear her latest rap she’s made, partially inspired from the Earth ones you gave her a lot of the time! She literally talked your ear off for hours, and didnt realize that she linked arms with you at one point and made you both walk at least 3 miles around the port lol, very embarrassed but grateful for the gift, another person who really adores homemade stuff

Thoma = you sewed him a cute plushie of Taromaru, along with a little plushie tea cup set. He literally covered his mouth in shock, and turned away, were those tears?? Very carefully took his gift and nearly bent in half bowing and thanking you for the gift, and was cutely touchy all day, linking arms, guiding you by gently nudging your back in crowds, etc. You once woke him up out a day nap on accident trying to find him, and he walked out half-asleep clutching the plushie Taromaru and nearly jumped a foot in the air at the sight of you lol, all like “HIGH EMPEROR?! OH MY- Oh my gods- Uh- sorry, so sorry about that!” and then proceeds to immediately hide Taro behind his back all red in the face lmao, refuses to acknowledge it, will get even redder if you keep pressing him about it lol

Yoimiya = so Yoimiya canonically really loves to go out into nature and explore, and go for that sunset hike type of person! so you, once again assume all these thru tutorial or teyvat craftsmen help, made her a hammock! She’s apparently really bad about falling asleep outside, and since hammocks can be really lightweight and good for temperate weather (ive tried it, sleepin in a hammock for camping its kinda nice, as long as you dont fall out/toss and turn a lot in ur sleep), and you even added some extra ropes on the sides so she can tie it down and not upend herself while she’s sleeping (keeps the hammock from tilting). She literally squealed and dragged u all over Inazuma trying it out with you, and because she chats with her neighbors/community a lot, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GOT HER A HAMMOCK, YOU PAINTED IT AND EVERYTHING, DID YOU KNOW YOIMIYA IS ONE OF THE ALLOGENES THAT GOT BLESS WITH A PERSONAL GIFT FROM THE ALL-GOD??!! - everyone in Inazuma near her house, including yoimiya

Dehya = so Dehya likes to upkeep personal hygiene as much as she can between her mercenary job roughness and the general battery of the desert. She also is known to stop by the market place to pick up makeup and other personal hygiene products! So you figured if she’s collected so many of those over time, she might just have a practical bag to carry them in, and you offer her a multi-pocket cloth bag (like for taking makeup when you travel bags) and also attach a mirror inside! She literally covered her face with her hands and Dunyazard lightly teased her for weeekkssss lmao, and the other guys in her mercenary group like “wowww, someone managed to tame the Flame Mane?” which just makes her more shy bc the God of ALL decided to HANDMAKE her a gift, and not just a frilly thing, an ACTUAL USEFUL PRETTY GIFT- she accidentally set her claymore alight when you finished explaining what it was and handed to her (it’s fireproof too)

Electro Allogenes:

Lisa = a decorated tea set! Specifically, you painted it her favorite color, with some of her favorite book quotes across the saucers and her favorite flowers across the teapot. She gave you the prettiest smile, and just “Oh cutie! For little old me? You’re a bit above a librarian like me, but I’ll still accept this with all the grace of a lady courted, haha!” insists on “trying them out” with you all the time, especially when you get too busy from the other allogenes <3

Fischl (they/them Fischl supremacy) = You made a book cover (like how some books will have the paper sleeve and the actual hardcover is just colored? like that) of Prinzessin der Verteilung, but looking a lot more like them rather then the old protagonist! They collectively lost their mind over it for literal weeks, and did the same for you for your most relatable protagonist! :D They insist you two start a fantasy book club now- NO they don’t care if you’re the All Fürst! That makes you all the more qualified for joining the elite literature society they’re starting!

Razor = a bunch of hair ties! You’ve made scrunchies, bows, clips, etc. for him to try and decorate his hair with, all of things he likes, like little wolf puppies, or Andrius’ but cuteified, little symbols of all his friends like little bomb design hairclips for Klee, a red four leaf clover for Benny, a purple rose for Lisa, a golden star for the traveler, and an eight pointed star, like the four-pointed one but with some flare in between its points. A prominent symbol apparently associated with you u found out :0, Razor is giving Barbara and Klee a run for their money bc of how cute he looks walking into town for Lisa’s lessons with all this cute little clips and hair ties and braids in his hair now <3

Keqing = you know. you know EXACTLY what to give her. Plushies of cute animals or creatures in or around Liyue, like the little snow foxes from Dragonspire, a tiny oceanid, the small geovishaps, etc. Keqing doesn’t care if you’re a god, remember! So you better swear to never tell a soul you made her these!! …she sleeps with them too.

Raiden Shogun (puppet) = what to give a cold hard b*tch? …a break. you talk to Ei and make her give the puppet some off days, and you also may or may not have bullied Ei for being a hermit, so she can explore and learn more about herself, instead of being forced into the image, literally, of her god. She tries to write you months in advance for making plans on her days off so you can join her!

Ei (god) = an open window bc she’s a hermit, i mean of course you bring her out on “updates” (she weirdly choked a little over tea when you presented this idea to her, “Ahem- cough- a date? Oh, as in getting more familiar with the world, yes of course,” you basically pull out a map and take her to other countries so she can see how the other gods are doing these days and finally do something new, she is overwhelmed but in a good way? And she's especially willing to do it if you keep calling them that, these “up-dates”

Yae Miko = you were honestly kind of intimidated by giving Yae Miko a handmade gift, it just seemed like she would like something of high quality, which your gifts weren’t always guaranteed to be. So instead, you didn’t. You made a cool little picnic, and in remembering her love of stories from her lore as a kid, you brought some of your world’s stories to show her, the classics, then any favorites of yours, and some you thought she might like, and read them all to her about once a week. You both talk about and discuss the book and let Yae nitpick it and try to give her more context for books like Shakespeare in hope to answer all her detailed questions about the stories. Yae was so fucking smug (and secretly so in love) that she wrote a story for Yae Publishing House about it… “Joining a Book Club with the Akitsu Mikami, a Romance Novel” 💀

Sara = damn another busy woman, you steal her away with the promise of “needing a body guard” and she immediately answers and drops everything (u made sure to choose a slow day, dw ur not a rude god) andddd you’ve got her! Sara literally just stood there in shock when you showed up at your meeting place with homecooked food, specifically new recipes from your world, and some recipes from Xiangling! She would not stop stuttering out thanks yous the entire time, and fumbled with her chopsticks constantly, and she ate a lot, and even shyly asked if she could take some of it with her for later, now anytime you mention food around her she unintentionally starts looking at you with puppy dog eyes, (baby crow eyes??) even if the rest of her posture is perfect/gives nothing away lol

Beidou = A hand woven wine cask holder! a bit more solid so you can paint some designs on it, and you painted the whole crew, with Kazuha in the crow’s nest and Beidou is the biggest figure on it (stylized, u arent trying to paint a renaissance artwork here) and you even put her name on it “Captain Beidou” :) You were rewarded with a tall muscular woman squeezing you with her muscular arms, Beidou only puts her best wine/sake bottle in it, and only uses it for special occasions! she may or may not have had to make sure and hide it in her Captain’s quarters so other pirates won’t steal it, since everybody on the seas heard about the All Mighty giving her a personalized gift, but dont worry! She’s a pirate captain, she’s used to defending her most prized treasures from others <3

Shinobu = a spa day for another overworking woman, you made her another mask and hair tie! They still match her of course, but they also subtly have that eight point star symbol you’ve had associated with yourself before (like the four point but with a little flare), and she literally went so red, she hid behind Itto for a second. who helped morally support her enough to try it on, and it’s definitely her most comfortable mask!

Cyno = you were a little… embarrassed to make this one, but Cyno mentioned wanting it so… You made a TCG card of yourself. With the world in your hands as you hover in the middle of a solar system, you paint yourself giving a small smile down at Teyvat’s world cupped in your hands. One of the symbols they associate with you, the eight pointed star, not equal points, but rather a four pointed star with embellishments, said symbol glows and dangles from a necklace you wear, above it all. You swear he stared at it for a solid minute without blinking, and when you initially offered it, Cyno held it like it was spun glass. He gently laid it on a table nearby, his eyes never leaving it as he got out his deck, and put the card of you, on the very top. The mahamatra then gently set it down, and then gently hugged you and picked you up off your feet a bit (when you said maybe you were too heavy for this, he just raised an eyebrow, and that’s when you remembered that trailer of him throwing a body-builder man, one-armed, over his shoulder. He easily lifted you and set you back down. 💀)

Dori = A herb garden. Strange, but Dori’s sister has a lot of medical issues, and the herbs can be hard to come by, even for Dori, you didn’t tell her that you read some parts of her life, but when she saw the planter box, she knew. You had ventured far and wide, all over Teyvat, and the stuff you had came with you! so you put one of every herb you had or went out and got some because you’ve been exploring Teyvat anyway. And for once… you made sure no one was around, Dori teared up. She carefully set the box full of lively plants aside, and you were in the middle of explaining how to take care of them when she just, wrapped her smaller frame around your lower legs. You squatted down to hug her back :’)

Anemo Allogenes:

Venti = another book you made (look up “how to make a zine” on youtube it’s actually kinda easy) that you filled with all the lyrics to all your favorite songs, and some classics! The bard was ecstatic because he technically had vague knowledge or recognition of most of Teyvat’s songs, but songs from another world didn’t count, hehe! …he may or may not have lightly guilt-tripped you into trying to sing or hum some of the tunes or melodies of the songs, “I need to hear the melody so I may play it for you for eternity, your highness!” That’s his gift back, is that now you can get a Venti medieval sounding cover version of any song you like lmao

Sucrose = you’ve made another book (bought in Teyvat or made, check out “how to make a zine” on youtube it’s easy so I think you could feasibly handmake it!) and filled it with as much information as you can on how things like electricity works, luckily you can still retrieve information from Earth thanks to Albedo managing to somehow get you a signal?? You don’t wanna know, but point is, she’s literally spiraling. It’s been days, Albedo had to be the one to drag her out of the lab and eat, while you are starting to doubt if your gift did more harm then help… as soon as you voice these thoughts to Sucrose she nearly shook your head off from shaking your shoulders so hard while she ranted about phones, telephone poles, paved roads and she actually offered books back in exchange, for leveling allogenes up, as long as you told her more about “Those ships that go underwater again?? Please, Your Highness???” cute puppy dog eyes but worse bc she’s got cute glasses on too, oh no-

Jean = another workaholic woman who just needs a break, god why are there so many of them?? Your first thought was a spa day, but you like to think you can do better than that. In fact, she’s had a pretty heavy load since she was a kid trying to uphold the Gunnhildr clan’s name/knighthood, so you decide that instead of spa day, you should have a fun day! So you decide to take her out some days for some fun around Mondstadt (and recruit Venti to help do things like boost the winds for extra fun), like shield surfing! (look up Breath of the Wild shield surfing video if you dont know what i mean), it's something a lot of young knights do, and it’s perfect for Mondstadt’s hilly landscape! Other things like flying kites, or even rerouting all her work for part of the Windblume festival so she could enjoy it more! THEN you kidnap her all over again, and Barbara, to go to Fontaine! What better way for her to have genuine fun than getting a break to see and have fun with her younger sister and go see a colorful circus/fair? Jean was literally just a constant stream of “thank you your majesty! my gracious god, thank you- this is too much-, All-Fürst I am forever indebted to you for this!” and ur just like :/ Jean that’s the whole point of a gift is that you aren’t indebted to somebody-

Xiao = a friendship bracelet :) since he likes jewelry, and he likes you, it's perfect! and u made it match his necklace. you’ve also put that same water from the fountain that soothes the Khaenri’ah’s curse, and put it in there, and it actually lessens his karma, so for the first time in about 2 centuries, Xiao the Yaksha, can actually sleep through the night. You weren’t looking, but when you turned away to show him your sketches or plans for how to craft it, he sort of, reached out. You felt his hand warm on your wrist before it retreated, you could already feel the callouses, as the small weight of a bracelet was wrapped around your hand, his return gift, so u guys could match 👉👈 Xiao breathes out what sounds like all those years of pain in one shaky, relieved, “…thank you” (he did all that while you were turned around in your bag too, he was too shy to look at you when he put it on lmao)

Kazuha = “So this is what you’ve been up to lately, hm?” Kazuha’s been kind and laidback enough that he’s one of the allogenes who quickly dropped the formal titles luckily. He’s been seeing you sneak around and present your gifts to the others… and he came prepared in case you came to give him something too! Before you can even get out, “Hey, Kazuha, do you have a minute? I’ve got something for y-” boom. He’s beat you to it, he’s saying the same damn thing, and pulling out his gift for you. It’s a lovely Inazuman outfit, decked out in your favorite color, it’s like if you were an Inazuman character yourself- You just accept it half in shock, while Kazuha gives this small smile, but u can see the smug little look in his eyes, that little shit he really prepared a countermove- HE EVEN WROTE YOU REALLY SWEET POETRY AND EMBROIDERED IT INTO SOME OF THE INSIDE HEM LINES LIKE THE COLLAR -//////- ← you rn as Kazu’s all fucking smug, you end up just being like “take ur crummy gift u little shit” and nearly throw it at him lol, sweet asshole that he is, catches it anyway, and you’ve made him new hair ties, some minimal clips that look like maple leaves (like felt fabric stuck onto the clip bit) and the new hairtie is more like a scrunchie with a pretty red knot on top, your own symbol of an eight-pointed star, like an extra four-pointed star not the star of david lmao, sits in the center of the traditional japanese knot. He wears it nearly all the time, and mentions making you one to match (>:/ sweet considerate little shit he is)

Sayu = you’ve made her a quilt! stitched together from all sorts of cute fabrics, so it still matches her color scheme, she wraps up in it now before going into that balled up tanuki form lol, she insists you break it in with her and take a nap with her constantly lmao, and you give in even if you dont always sleep because of her tiny half-asleep smile (sayu knows the grip she has on you lol💔)

Heizou = a mystery novel a friendship necklace! you knew him and his friend had once had something similar, (they were more like matching river rocks or pebbles not jewelry you think) so you desperately hoped it wouldn’t be too offensive. The little shit who saw it coming #2, whereas Kazuha suspected you might offer him something, he didn’t have quite the same intution that Heizou did, so the detective knew you were going to give him something >:/ little snitch- he was so smug and teasing about it right up until he actually saw the necklace, it draped lower so it didnt look weird with his choker, and it was a pretty crystal you’d gotten from a riverbed (you didnt tell Heizou bc of the similarity w/his old friend, but he knew anyway) and he immediately looked the most serious you’ve ever seen him. His grin was less of a smirk and more of a smile when he processed what you gave him, and he wears it all the time :) Calls it his "God blessed good luck charm"

Scara/Wanderer = It was very hard, and you had to learn how from a blacksmith, but you finally got it! You made a small addon that latches onto the outside frame of his Vision, so instead of the sort of teardrop shape it has, you’ve made a heart shape. Since he sees the vision as his heart, you thought it’d be cute to actually see it that way! He was all like “I don’t wear jewelry, I already have some metal holding my Vision, are you trying to embarrass me?” You: “okay, well you don’t have to keep it, I’ll take it back-” Scara: “No? Shut up it’s mine now.” He went pink the first time he put it on, and he only wears it when it’s just you two, or you both and Nahida (bless her, she only lightly teased him, just enough to have him yell a little, not enough to discourage him)

Faruzan = a compass that points towards ruins/magical places, so she can explore all the ruins the desert has to give, and also, more importantly, guides her out, you deffo relied on a blacksmith for this one, and got Nahida to help you add the magic to it. She just got this, soft and bittersweet? look on her face, and redirected the nostalgic look towards you, bowed gently and thanked you, … you offered her a hug. Faruzan accepted, and you could feel the way she exhaled, relieved.

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(Throws this garbage at you really late and runs away to my bed)

Hope u liked literally any of that! ;-;

Also im not done as you can see! Im doing all the elements bc i love these skrunklies-

☆

Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒️

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche

[another-delta-lover]

show me ur tf2 fan designs!!!! i want to see em :]

HELLOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T REPLIED THIS IN SO LOOONGGGG, I'VE BEEN PROCASTINATING A LOTTT

HERE THEY ARE!! SORRY FOR ANSWERING LATE.. THE PROCASTINATION DEMONS.... ANYWAY. These are mostly based on lil pootis blu designs. not the RED ones bc they already exist. INFO ABOUT EM:

Blu Scout:

His name is jeremy

he's RED scout's twin, both are bio children of RED spy

he makes out with BLU sniper

out of the closet, BLU medic made his TRANS sugeries

BLU soldier:

his name is John Doe

he's traumatized. The war.

RED Soldier is his clone

Makes out with RED demo, but still in the closet

BLU pyro:

sad bc she can't light stuff on fire (he lives with the other BLU mercs IN A PLACE WITH SNOW!!1[lil pootis changed me as a person])

She's RED Pyro's clone

likes the BLU Spy's style teehee.

has shown their face to the team

BLU demo:

I forgot what name I gave her aughh

He's RED demo's clone

even tho she's mtf, she doesn't want to transition and still uses he pronouns, WHICH IS TOTALLY VALID.

Beautiful hair

WEARS A SCOTTISH SKIRT

BLU Heavy:

His name is Nikolai<3 sighhh...

he's the most perfect man you could ever meet. He's soso nice... 💕

he has daddy issues. He lived with like 10 brothers, he was the middle one. He wasn't treated right 😔😔😔

he would be the best dad ever AUGHHH

He's secretaly married to BLU medic teehee

BLU engie:

His name is dave :)

He's red engie's clone

he's taller than RED engie, they also like to spend time together even tho they're the same person

BLU medic:

His name is Frank (REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

His fav dove is called Viktor (ALSO REFERENCE TO MY FAV BOOK)

He's RED heavy's ex 😶we don talk about that tho.

He makes out hard with BLU heavy. He likes his organs. In taste, I mean. He a lil insane. but he'll be fine (<- me when I lie)

RED medic is his clone. He's terrified of him. He's the one that created the clones of all the mercs that have clones. He regrets it.

BLU sniper:

I forgot his name too aughh

He's BLU scout's partner

She's RED Sniper's clone

THEY HATE IT HERE. THEY HATE COLD. TAKE THEIR AUSTRALIAN ASS OUT OF THERE!!!

He has inmense beef with RED spy bc she's making out with his son XDD

BLU spy:

The salesman and the hooker.

she's RED spy's clone

they have the MOST PRONOUNS BC THEY WOKE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

she likes to be annoying towards RED spy, RED sniper and RED engie.

he's a CUNT

IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EM I'LL GLADLY ANSWER EM ALL!! SORRY FOR YAPPIN TOO MUCH BTW

[as8bakwthesage]

I decided to go ahead and do a test of a bunch of Hacker's lines that I made. Basically a "what if Hacker was in the actual TF2 game?"

Also, yes, sorry for the mic peeks. This is why this is a test lol

See below for the transcript:

Killing more than one enemy in 20 seconds with their pistol:

Woah!! Did anybody see that?!

Heeheheheheheh, I got the bad boys!

You’re all dead! Whaaaaaaaaat!

Killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with their weapons:

I have no regrets and you all suck!

I don’t think they expected that from lil ol’ me.

The Corvid strikes again. Punks.

Caw caw, motherfuckers

Kill assist:

Thanks, Snips! (to Sniper)

Thanks, Toasty! (To Pyro)

Thanks, Coloniser! (to Soldier)

Thanks, ôgawatasik! (to Spy) (trans: someone who lies in shadow)

Thanks, kakezihlôt! (To Scout) (trans: the fast runner)

Hvala, Braco! (to Heavy very excited)

Thanks, partner! (to Engie in a very exaggerated accent)

Thanks, kakezalkat! (to Medic with a mysterious air) (trans: a lover)

Thanks, Alcoholism! (to Demo)

You are all national treasures. Or international?

Melee Kills/Taunts with Taser:

Hi, I’m Hacker, I’m a diagnosed psychopath. (Michael Reeves reference)

I just wanna electrocute you.

It’s not a taser. It’s not a taser. It’s not- it’s not a taser.

Cheese! (as if taking a photo with someone)

*Maniacal laughter*

“Oh Hacker, it kind of seems like you’re just coming up with excuses to tase people-” Yes.

After Hacking Engie’s Sentries:

Sentry’s hacked!

I’ve converted the sentries!

Dispense these bolts, bitch!

After Hacking a Spy’s toolkit:

You don’t fool me, Second Coloniser

I see you

If you weren’t such a little bitch, I’d be sad

Quick Hack Charge Complete:

I’m in.

Hacker voice: I’m in.

You’ve been hacked, whoops, you have a virus now!

Ah-ah-ah! You didn’t say the magic word?

Domination:

What? Nooo! Who could have seen this coming? Woaaahh?? (Michael Reeves ref)

Your entire existence is pitiful. I feel nothing for you.

I’m so tired of fucking your moms.

I will put you in my computer. 

You blocked me on facebook and now you’re going to die.

Plan B? Nah, you need plan C.

Dominating a Scout:

Go cry home to mommy!

I never thought he’d shut up

Off to go fuck your mom

Spy may be your dad, but I’ll be your daddy

Loser bitch boy is dead

Dominating a Soldier:

A victory for the Indians!

Fuck your cavelry

I’m embarrassed by how easy it was to kill you

Do all colonisers fall so hard?

Dominated, you useless settler scum

Dominating a Pyro:

There can only be one gender ambiguous lad

When’s your posthumous gender reveal party?

What? I can’t hear you over the sound of me bashing your skull in!

Dominating a Demoman:

Facial Detection? Nah, I prefer Racial detection!

If only we were on the same team

And y’all thought Indians were alcoholics…

Next time, try and get a bit more wasted

This is why the British COLONISED YOU!

Dominating a Heavy:

Nisam ocekivao da ces biti takva budala!

Maybe in another life we could have been friends…. NOT!

I am not sorry for putting a bullet in your skull, fat man

Brains over brawn.

Dominating an Engineer:

You sure didn’t over-engineer this shit

Wamp wamp! I win!

You can build, but you can’t defend

Mission accomplished: killed a shortie

Dominating a Medic:

Why’d you have to die so easily?

You’re cute. But not that cute

I love the kind of man who takes his murder well

I’m going to FUCK you. Wait no, wrong one

Crows are smarter than Doves, dorkass

I’ve proven once again my superiority

Dominating a Sniper:

Yes, yes go! Piss in your jar.

I will piss on your grave

You gonna pee-pee piss yourself, pissboy?

You’re dogshit at hiding, my guy

Dominating a Spy:

*Robotic laughter*

Ding dong the Coloniser is deaaaaad!~

France can rot in a hole, and you alongside it

There’s a Spy among us… and I killed him :D 

Why do women even like you?

Revenge:

Heeheehee, payback

An eye for an eye

I made you regret killing me, didn’t I?

It’s time for me to gloat forever

I remember you

On fire:

I’m on fire!

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

I’m burning, help!

Healed by Medic:

Thanks, but it’s not like I like you or anything

That feels good!! Thanks!

Ah! I’m glad to live to see your handsome face again!

Thank you, Medic!

Under effects of ÜberCharge:

I’ve never felt more powerful…

I’m fucking invincible!

I won’t be slain here.

Payload cart moves forward (offense):

Any of you boys wanna help?!

C’mooooon, I’m not waiting all day!

Get a move on, asswipes!

Cart goes backwards (offense):

You deserve the death sentence. (Michael Reeves ref)

Who stopped pushing the cart??

Why is the cart going backwards?? It’s supposed to move forward!

Payload cart moves forward (defense):

NOOOO!

I’m going to kill you. And then kill you again. 

I will end your existence.

I will slit you all open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets

Cart goes backwards (defense):

Weeeeeeeeee! Down it goes!

Haha fuck you, BLU/RED team! Now you have to push it BACK UP THE HILL!

I feel like they’re living as Sisyphus… they’re living the dream 

Win a round:

Gasp! We won!

Yayayayayayayay!!! Yaaaaaaay!

I’m so proud of us!

A bunch of murder hobos killing a bunch of other murder hobos… it’s a good day!

Lose a round:

I’m gonna let the depression set in, and I’m going home

Hey, at least we won’t get to the Post part of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

*sighs* I feel like I’m reliving my ancestors’ history…

Next time, there will be blood. Lots of blood…

Tie a round:

Welp. Fuck me sideways with a chainsaw, let’s a get a drink

Wait, that can happen??

I’ve never felt more confused in my life

Round Starts:

Fuck em up, boys!

Heeheehee, let’s play a game

I wanna play a game

Lezzgooo!

Hajmo!

Sudden Death:

AhHHHHHHH!!

I’m dead. Oh no. (coming out of a machine if Hacker is killed while hacking one)

Teleportations:

Wee, that was fun!

Thanks, Engie!

You’re the best!

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence:

Not usually how I do this, but it’ll do!

I’ve hacked reality!

Time to run!

After capturing control point:

Okay, time to stand here!

Wait. Does this technically count as hacking?

Guess an enbie can prove themselves after all!

I claim this point in the name of my people and my ancestors!

Standing on captured control point, firing weapon:

Budalo, get on the point!

Awahodo, get on the stupid point!

You idiots expect this shit to work if you’re NOT on the point??

On the point. Or I will tase you.

Defense:

Idiots.

I can’t believe you’re being beat by a hacker!

I love knowing I’m smarter than you all

I’m winning and you’re not! Ha!

Spy!:

There’s a Spy among us!

Imposter spotted!

He’s gonna vent!

Jeers:

Guys. I’m. I’m so disappointed.

If I have to come down there!

I’m a hacker, not your babysitter!

[ashes-onthewind]

Okay, I'll give you mine if you give me yours (my genshin has to update first so I can look in it)

:0000 aw hell yeah!!

I've not been playing super super long (I only just got my first five star) but I had to get to hard pity to get him so I've got a lot of fours :D currently pulling for haitham and sethos :D clorinde seems like a waste to me but ye

Very sad I lost my 50/50 on baizhu ;-; I wanted my silly transmasc man (hc) but I got diluc :c

Okokok so! The characters I have are:

Aether (currently electro but I <3 dendro traveller), lvl 65

Kaeya - level 60(/70) - I <3 this man, he's my go-to guy for running :3 he's not on a ton of my teams but I like him

C3 Barbara - level 60 (/60) - I don't understand the Barbara hate :( she's sweet and a pretty decent healer

Beidou - level 50(/50) - AURGH I love her. I only got her very very recently but!!! I'm in love already :3

Lisa - level 60(/60) - my first electro character<3 I love her with a large portion of my heart :D she sucks as a hyperbloom trigger but she's fun :3

C3 Yaoyao - level 60(/60) - part of my first team (dendro aether/Lisa/Barbara/Yaoyao) and sososososo sweet I luv her

Diluc - level 53(/60) - will forever be pissy with diluc for not being baizhu but he seems okay

Yanfei - level 50(/50). - luv her, sometimes I use my hyperload team (Yanfei/Beidou/Barbara/Yaoyao) with her but she'll probably be replaced by diluc :c bc 5star pyro > 4star pyro

Xiangling - level 50(/50) - pretty damn good, now that I have Bennett I can use a Bennett/xiangling pyro core :3

Lynette - level 40(/40) - yumyum for exploration bc of her e skill!! Never really played her in combat tho tbh

Amber - level 40 (/50) - blech. Awful. My first pyro character but. I actively avoided her bc her application SUCKS ASS. Idk I just really don't like her

Ningguang - level 34(/40) - LESBIAN!!! Also s h i e l d

Faruzan - level 20(/20) - triangles make my brain happy (it's one of my neurospicy things) so her Thing being triangles is !!!!! Hehduehdjbf!!!

Gorou - level 20(/40) - I project onto he so hard he so me frfr never played him in combat tho -<-

Mika - level 20(/40) - yeah he exists I forget about him a lot tho :< never played him

Freminet - level 20(/40) - penguin bby! So enby coded let's be real

Layla - level 20(/40) - RARWHM NOMNOM I love her I NEED to build her her skill is so SCRUMPTIOUS and shE aurgh I love

C2 Collei - level 20(/40) - played her for a few minutes when I first got her :v unimpressed

Xinyan - level 20(/40) - never played her

Noelle - level 16(/20) - never played her

Bennett - level 1(/20) - did a play test with him on the team and :D he! Lil guy!! I needa build + level him hehe

[reilliane]

Intoxicate ★ Diluc

— ★ Scry: Lunar Umbra + Diluc + Reader's Prompt (Arranged Marriage) — ★ Genre: Romance + Angst — ★ Concept: Chained in a marriage devoid of love and acceptance, things change when someone begins to be intoxicated with love. — ★ Words: 2.7k A/N: This was changed from Ecliptic to Lunar at the last second because I realized there's absolutely no fluff at all-hfahwufhauilg

The arrangement is an obvious last resort for the [Surname]s, what with the decline of their prestige that mirrors the olden downfall of the Lawrences.

They haven’t been involved in any corruption, no.

Far worse. Far, far worse.

The head of the clan had been in league with the Fatui outside Mondstadt, keeping a lovely façade with the diplomats within the city, yet doing good for nothing deeds with the military that only resulted in countless casualties.

If not for the last wish of his father, Diluc would’ve burned down the arrangement itself, waging a silent war against the [Surname]s for all that they’ve done.

But he honors the wish, even if it remains against his personal wishes.

[Surname] [Name] is to be his wife.

No one in Mondstadt believes it to be true; the beaute from the clan of unlawful evil is to be married to the one and only Ragnvindr.

But all their doubts disperse when they come to descry the golden ring on the latter’s finger whenever he enters the city.

Indeed, they’re a beautiful couple to see, but they know one thing for certain when they notice the obvious disinterest in both their eyes.

It’s nothing more but a marriage of mercy, not of love.

Absolute is the cognizance of many when it comes to knowing the last Ragnvindr’s hatred towards the Fatui. So, when news of [Name] is to be his wife, confusion arose.

When they see the pair ambling about, the people are uncertain as to whether who is the most unfortunate one.

The lady whose clan was ascertained to be in cohorts with the Snezhnayan military force—and thus fell from grace and respect, or the man whose loss of his life’s colors was done by no other than the Fatui.

And, in honoring the wish of his father, had to take in an ostracized woman who was determined to have worked with the organization he’s fighting against.

It’s an unfortunate tale and relationship, through and through.

But it doesn’t stop there… oh, it doesn’t.

Those tending to the manor know very well, the arguments within those wooden walls. It’s an infrequent event, actually, the disagreements between the married couple, but when it does come around… it’s as blazing as ever.

The head maid Adelinde realizes that this particular one, however, in the dead of night, just as everyone is about to retire to their own lodgings—it isn’t as heated as previous quarrels.

It’s more… how can she put it, solemn. As if it is a dispute between two stranger-turned friends.

If one questions her opinion about this marriage, she’ll say it’s a tragedy. After all, her master’s relationship with the lady ran far deeper than the people knew.

Heaving a sigh, the blonde maid makes her way down the stairs and towards the exit, letting the muffled voices disappear in the back of her mind as she shuts the doors.

The candlelight barely flickers, its flame gentle in comparison to the scalding heat in the crimson-haired man’s stare.

His place by the window, his back against you, is almost intimidating.

You can feel his displeasure spiking the moment he welcomed you into the room.

Well, ‘welcomed’ is a bit of a stretch, it’s easy to say that he only let you in because you’d bug him some other day about it if he didn’t.

Feeling peculiarly safe with the wooden desk situated between you and the man—acting like some barrier—you bite your lips, mustering the courage you’ve lost the moment you learned of your family’s incredulous secret.

“Diluc, I know you’re more than upset with this, and I apologize—but-“

“If you know of my sentiments then you have no need to bother telling me about it,” he cuts you off with a voice as passive as possible, but the window reflects the annoyance in his features.

“Be grateful that I have taken you in… despite the fact that you are a part of them.”

He grips his forearms tighter in its crossed position, the furrowing of his brows seen in the dimly lit reflection as he continues, “It’s by the wish of my late father and by mercy alone that I argued with Acting Grand Master to have you with me than be exiled.”

You can’t believe what you’re hearing. Is he saying this for real? And here you thought that—he’d have at least done it out of the goodness of his own heart.

Oh, you shouldn’t have hoped for something impossible.

Threading fingers through your hair and placing a hand on your hip, you pause, attempting to process all that he said. Unbelievable.

“You think I wanted this?”

“Be more specific, what is ‘this’? To be caught? For your right to love someone else be stripped away? Or to have fallen from your little throne?”

By now, Diluc has turned away from the window, opting to rest his hands on the table and look at you head-on. His handsome face lacks the smile that was last seen a decade ago.

The manner in how he delivers his questions is eloquent, the gruff in his voice intoxicated with poison.

If words could injure, you’ll be bleeding out by now.

“I’m talking about you!” you slam on your hands on the desk, mirroring his stance with disbelief and disappointment the most prominent emotions leaking from your voice.

“I thought you knew me better, Diluc. I thought that, out of everyone else, you would know that I have done nothing with the Fatui.”

But you’ve hoped for something that cannot come true. To start with, hoping for him to understand your situation is a lost cause. Not when the Fatui is roped into it.

Yet, you clung unto that small belief, to no avail.

As you plummet from a place you thoroughly thought was there out of your ancestor’s goodness, there is no one to cushion your fall when you realize that your family had assumed that place solely through wicked methods.

Or perhaps, once upon a time, the family was good but had lost their way.

The [Surname]s are far worse than the Lawrences in terms of deception, or so some of the folks in Mondstadt whisper.

I have nothing to do with this, you plea inwardly, and you speak nothing but the truth. I’m innocent.

Yet no one will believe you.

“All the guilty speak of the same thing…” Diluc mutters, fostering an even harsher glare as if he’s enraged that you decided to reason that mid-argument, “My affiliation with you in the past.. it has nothing to do with your circumstance now.”

That being the bittersweet story of how you’ve been friends with him—and his brother, and even Jean, as well another—until he left Mondstadt and his future as a Favonius Knight.

Leaving it to bite the dust.

When he came back, he’s no longer the boy you knew—this argument with him just solidifies that further. You feel defeated. Lost.

And there’s nothing more to salvage than broken dreams and fractured pasts.

What you harbored before as a silly crush that bloomed into something more, is now withering helplessly.

“… You’ve changed, Diluc.”

His burning desire to see the Fatui scum be eaten by the flames that consumed his woeful, mourning heart is too wild to subdue. Too strong to overpower.

And he’ll pause that hatred for nothing and no one.

Even if it means severing the last of his already flimsy ties with you.

Something falters in his gaze at your response, reticent of defeat. Or perhaps it’s just your eyes playing tricks again, nonetheless, it is a certitude.

The gold ring on your finger—one you’ve dreamed of when you were a child—has zero value. Although rings are meant to symbolize an eternity together with him, in truth, you are alone.

“So have you.”

“No,” you laugh humorlessly, caressing the cold metal of the worthless circle as you turn your back on him. Once and for all.

“I haven’t… not at all.”

Arguments are nonexistent after that night, and along with it, died the suffocating atmosphere. There is simply the bitter acceptance of things.

And no one is against it.

If anything, it has actually gotten peaceful in the manor. There is little—almost none, to be honest—interaction, no trivial small talk, and zero greetings.

Other than the maids and servants occupying the place, it feels like living with a ghost.

And to Diluc, it’s not a problem at all.

He resumes his days working about, trying to uncover schemes of that infuriating organization, governing Mondstadt in the evening, and going about the winery.

Rarely is he ever in the manor, which he’s thankful of.

The only times he gets to see [Name] is when he dines with her in the morning, out of the respect he has left. Yet even then, only the clinking of silverware can ever be heard in the dining hall.

Returning by midnight, he will see his wife—by mere papers and words—sitting by the fireplace, a wineglass in hand. He will divert his eyes in mild choler, the smell of finely brewed wine giving him a headache.

He will later notice that [Name] is always drinking the night away with a bottle of wine around a few months later, when he catches her staring at the flames as if she’s trying to lose herself in the past.

“I pay for it, don’t worry.” He doesn’t miss the dead tone of her delivery as she takes another sip, heaving a sigh afterward.

It’s the first thing he’s heard from her in a long time, and he huffs. “It doesn’t matter.”

Seeing her outside is just as rare, but when he does, Diluc does not approach—nor does the woman.

He thinks [Name] is wallowing in guilt following the aftermath of her family’s downfall, for until now he is unable to see the light in her eyes.

It disappeared after their last argument.

He also notes how few of Mondstadt’s folks are welcoming of the unexiled [Surname], for obvious reasons.

The city visibly dims whenever the latter comes to visit, but by the looks of it, the lady is far from being bothered.

Or at least he thought. But he wouldn’t know that yet.

Perhaps if he stuck around further, he’ll see the faintest crack in the façade [Name] has tried her utmost hardest to build. But he doesn’t.

Not until he comes home to the same scene he’s been a witness to for the past several months, almost a year. At first, he pays no mind to it, because what else is new?

But then he hears the faintest of sniffles and a held back sob—and he just pauses.

Weeping? Initially, he tells himself that he shouldn’t bother. Maybe she didn’t hear him enter. But he remains glued to the floor.

“I waited for you… for so long,” the bottle of wine clinks against the tableside, “Trusted you… but I was wrong.”

They both always kept to themselves, not once invading each other’s privacy, so staying for longer scalds his throat and sense of moral.

As discreetly and silent as possible, he moves to the staircase, trying not to listen to the girl’s musings.

Yet he isn’t swift enough.

“Perhaps if I hadn’t been too ambitious, too hopeful, then maybe I wouldn’t be suffering like a pathetic person.”

Or maybe she’s always known that he’s there.

“But the heart strays… it loves and it hurts…”

Because when he’s reached the upper floor and catches sight of the lower level, he finds [Name] looking at him.

Her whisper—it’s raw of emotions that are too plenty to tell at once, but with a simple look in those [c] eyes, he can decipher one.

“Doesn’t it, Diluc?”

Anguish. Yearning over something unobtainable. It’s the message of defeat and surrender in her stare. It’s puissant.

[Name] breaks the eye contact as nonchalantly as ever, returning to the silent shell she had been, drinking and losing herself in the intoxicating wine that dulls the pain, he assumes.

Bewildered, the Ragnvindr retreats to his room and tries to get a wink of sleep, but slumber evades him like a slithering snake.

Instead, that night is sealed with nothing but recollections of what he’s heard, along with the past he has shared with her. A past that he has buried and severed.

The morning after, Diluc finds her as he’s walking to Mondstadt, by the grasses with wind wheel asters. Flowers that the lady is currently caressing, raising it to allow the wind to spin its petals.

“Diluc?” the voice breezes, childlike and mirthful, and—

For a second, his sight is showing him something different; it shows him a child with [c] hair and [c] eyes, the smile on her face as large as it could be, beckoning him over with another call of his name.

But then the wind blows a harsher breeze and he’s blinking—then the spectacle in front of him has moved back to the present.

Diluc sees the same lady, refined by the years, clutching the same wind wheel asters she’d weave into crowns. She called his name in wonder, not excitement.

And there is no smile on her visage.

He lowers his head, walking back on track without so much as a response, endeavoring to bury the prickling recollection of long ago.

That night, he comes home, again, to a scene he’s used to. Only, [Name] is not drinking wine, nor is she weeping. She’s asleep on the loveseat, but she appears to be squirming.

She could’ve gone to her quarters, he mulls, walking closer, only to find out that the lady is fidgeting in place because of a nightmare.

Her arms are clasped around her body like she’s trying to protect herself from something, and she shivers.

As if it’s inherent to him, he sets his eyes on the fireplace. The flames have gone down.

“… You’ve always hated the cold,” Diluc mutters, catching the subconscious frown and tiny whimper that rakes through the woman as she sleeps.

Biting the inside of his cheeks, he leaves, thinking nothing—but amid the feeblest of whispers, he hears his name being called.

A stray tear runs down [Name]’s cheeks and, when Diluc reproaches to see if she indeed called for him and has awakened, he notices something on the table. It isn’t the usual bottle of wine and glass.

Atop is none other than a crown of wind wheel asters.

[Name] will awaken the next day with a blanket over her, and a small smile on her face. A smile rarely seen by those in the manor.

And one that will everyone in Dawn Winery will speak over in bewildered gossips and excited musings. Such, of course, doesn’t fly by the ears and eyes of the Ragnvindr himself.

He notices the mornings when they will dine together, from the end of the table, he’ll see the light in her eyes has returned.

For some reason, witnessing it lightens the weight in his chest.

Whenever he’ll work in the manor with paperwork, he’ll hear her humming a tune or two and he finds it pleasant to listen to.

There are times when Adelinde or Connor will inform him of his wife’s returning charisma, seen in the smile on her face and the bounce following her steps. It feels like she has been revived.

And although they haven’t gone back to occasional speaking terms, he’ll feel at ease, and his chest will flutter.

Perhaps, maybe, [Name] knows that he’s been the one personally replacing the vase of flowers in her room?

That he’s the one who has been secretly restocking the wine rack with her favorites?

Maybe… just maybe, it’s because of him?

Maybe… not.

For when he comes back from Mondstadt, earlier than usual, at the time of twilight, with freshly plucked wind wheel asters, he sees someone he does not expect to see.

[Name] is smiling, bright and sweeter than usual, a sight no one has seen after the exile of the [Surname]s. And she’s speaking to-

“I can’t believe you’re here, Thoma. It’s been so long! I got your letters.”

Their friend who came to move to Inazuma a long, long time ago. And just like him, Thoma has brought along a lovely bouquet of wind wheel asters.

He’s always been such a bright man, with an equally bright smile—that when he asks,

“Will you come to Inazuma with me, [Name]?”

Diluc can’t help but stagger to the corner, in the shadows cast by the setting sun, and drop the measly plucked flowers. Letting the wind carry it away.

As it does with his heavy heart.

Silently, the crimson-haired man sighs to himself.

He detests it, but doesn't wine dull the pain away?

a/n: thoma being mr. steal yo wife -/SLAPPED. he doesn't know, he really doesn't- in truth, this ending is quite ambiguous. it's open-ended, i didn't write in whether MC accepted it or not so~ the ending is up to you, dears!

WELL NEVERMIND, HERE'S THE THOMA ENDING-

shucking diluc being stubborn just won't-GAAAAHHHH-

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[leorawright]

Hello! Im fairly new to your content & I absolutely love your writing!

May I request mercs having a conversation with (preferably Mexican?) s/o & they briefly bring up how they were shamed of their skin one time but then move on, not even noticing the mercs catching on to this fact?

(Lil context: in 5th grade we learned about the Aztecs & how they saw explorers as gods since they had pure white skin. Everyone in the group started looking at their skin & were happy cause their skin was light but then i looked at mine & i felt ashamed cause i had the darkest skin & therefore didnt feel special or like i belonged)

Basically what would the mercs do to make sure that s/o never felt bad about their skin ever again?

Awwwwe sure!

Mercs s/o being ashamed of their skin color

Scout

He's not used to being made fun of for his skin color but knowing it happens to you? He can and will throw hands

He's honestly infuriated by anyone who dares to say anything like that to you

All you guys are just people why does it matter what you skin color is?

Scout will always make sure that with Jim you're treated just as equal as anyone else

Soldier

He's an American fanatic so hearing you're treated strangely for your skin color? Oh hell nah

He'll lecture them on equality and if that doesn't work he will make sure the message gets into their head through more... illegal ways

Soldier will always always always make you know that you deserve just as much as anyone else in this world

Demoman

Demo is dark skinned himself so he's likely experienced some sort of shame about it

Therefore he'll always be defending you so you don't have to experience any of those feelings

If he could he'd shield you from any cruel thought or comment and he'll try his hardest to make you feel better about himself

Pyro

They don't understand why people dared to treat you like that

They will try to cling to you, to chase those feelings and thoughts away with their presence

If anyone says anything to you they will burn them to the ground for making you feel unwelcome simply because of the way you happen to look

Heavy

Heavy has had several comments directed his way due to his large stature and Russian accent

But he doesn't mind them and yet seeing you, feeling so sad and left out because of your skin color has him mad

He'll try his best to make sure you don't think that way anymore and anyone who says anything about you is going to go down

Medic

Oh... hell... naw...

This man will happily cuddle out any bad thoughts and gut anyone who says anything bad about he

He's fiercely protective of you and knows you deserve to live a good life, a better life than those people saying those things about you do after all

Sniper

He's honestly really sad that this world has imprinted those ideals into you

He's not the best at comforting but he's gonna try to help you with those thoughts

Anyone who says anything doesn't get the full sentence out before they're dead

Spy

Spy is livid that the world made you think those thoughts and he'll try to shield you from them

He prefers being calm but if you two are in public he might snap if anyone says anything bad about you

He's always there to try and pull you out if you get into the headspace and think that you're anything but perfect

[rapturefangs]

Rating tf2 characters based on how much I would hug them

Yes this is a filler post because I don't have internet again

Spy: 4/10

I would be too scared to get close to him, and he would probably stab me in the back so that's also something to look out for

Soldier: 3/10

Would give back breaking hugs but he's also really loud and I can't handle when people scream a lot

Demoman: 8/10 when sober

I feel like he would give really good hugs when he's sober, if he's drunk the hug is going to turn into me trying not to drop him on the floor

Sniper: 9/10

This man would have to warm up to me being around him let alone hugging him, once he gets more comfortable and actually let's me hug him I feel like he would just kinda pat me on the back and then go on his way

Scout: 5/10

I feel like it would be a really quick hug and then he would shove me away to go do god knows what, I would probably get shoved into a wall who knows?

Medic: 1/10

I love medic as a character but I would not trust this man with my life, if I did hug him I would probably black out and wake up with either my organs gone or with one more organ then I'm supposed to have.

Heavy: 10/10

I would hug heavy, he would probably be to scared that he would break my spine but it's worth the risk. He definitely gives good hugs when your sad and honestly I think everyone should get a hug from heavy

Engineer: 10/10

Dad hugs, like really good dad hugs. He is probably the one I would trust the most to go too if I was sad, really good for comfort.

Pyro: 1000000/10

Love this funky lil firestarter, I would always hug pyro I do not care if I get brutally murdered or set on fire I would forgive them and give them a hug.

Saxton hale: -00000/10

Do I need to explain this one?

Miss pauling: 9/10

I would hug miss pauling, and then take her to go take a nap because I know for a fact that women hasn't gotten actual sleep in a week

The administrator: 2/10

If I wanted to hug her I can just go hug my mother, it'd feel the same.

Chevy (classic heavy): 1/10

He would break my spine on purpose and would not feel a thing

Grey mann: 0/10

I would snap this man in half like a twig and not have any regrets about it

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Doing the gathering for shit for Lapis' furneal and wow SAGAU thoughts be wild

The ammount of food at the Li styled restaurant is honestly comedic. There's so much. 'All the best for the Creator,' Child says. You think Childe worships Rex Lapis

Zhongli's question of 'do you like Liyue or Mondstadt better' was mostly done so that Venti stopped mocking him for not meeting the Creator yet. Depending on your answer, Venti may or may not stop

There are no hilichurls at the pot. The soup is there, but the hilichurls just kinda. Packed up and left.

One shot from your Pyro character quickly filled your meter. Did you equip any artifacts on them that were that strong???

The money pouch that Childe gave you is almost hilarious in how much cash there is. Seriously, this dude gave you so much.

If you decide there's way too much and give some Zhongli ('use it to pay next time,' you comment as the Traveller hands them the pouch), you're pretty sure he's blushing. He's also very thankful to given Mora by the creator is a fucking dream come true all of his worship and devotion paid off

The man at the Silk Flower shop tells you not to contribute. Zhongli scolds him with venom in his tone. He mentions the Creator again. You really need to start collecting more books everytime you find one.

If the man recognizes his mistake, he apologizes and says you can contribute. Zhongli is happy.

If he didn't?

Well, when you pass by the store next time, you'll find a different NPC, selling Silk Flowers with no idea of how Bolai is.

501 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#4

'Kaeya would totally cheat on you and constantly sleep around with other people' is like. The shallowest take ever. Like come on there's a lot of other ways you can angst. Dude has abandonment issues galore with his birth family abandoning him and the adopted family either dying or trying to kill him because he told them about his backstory at the wrong time. Do you really think that this fucker, once opening his heart out to you, would constantly betray your trust. Dude wouldn't even do anything that could lead to you leaving him/trying to kill him. Dude would rather die a million times over then think of betraying the trust of a person who actively puts their trust into him,,,,

521 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

#3

Your poor naïve fools. Sonic 3 will come out and you'll all be waiting for Shadow's badass line, but as he walks through that ring portal, and his mouth opens, your face slowly dawns with horror;

Shadow is voiced by Chris Pratt

628 notes - Posted April 9, 2022

#2

What if,,,,, what if the Reader had the most shittiest sense of humour ever

Like, it's almost sad. They laugh at the most dumbest shit. The acolytes are in tears but they don't want to disrespect the Divine One so they keep their mouths shut.

Some acolytes actually trust Y/N that much. They genuinely think this shit ass jokes are the bomb because 'the creator likes them'. Saying that the jokes are shit in their presence warrants retribution. Usually they would find these jokes fucking awful but it's the creator saying them so of course they're okay (cough cough Zhongli cough cough Ei)

Reader thinks that Cyno's jokes are a godsend. Cyno makes a mental note to make even more jokes if it makes the Creator happy. Reader and Cyno do stand up comedy and it goes as well as you think it would. The attendees are simultaneously overjoyed at seeing the Creator in person while also desiring nothing more then the sweet sweet taste of death

724 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Heheh SAGAU Brainrot

The cliffs at Liyue and Dragonspine are far easier to climb then they were before. The height either appears to be shortened, or there's more slopes. It making climbing far less tedious so you don't mind,,,,

Whenever you accidentally lead someone to their doom (you were so sure that was a wind current for you to ride on), it seems they've come equipped with new lines, saying that they forgive you. Still makes you feel really bad though,,,,

The Hilichurls are seen in their dancing animation more often. You genuinely can't hurt when they're just so,,,, cute please forgive them they don't want to hurt you if they appease you enough you might get rid of this curse you're the creator after all they disappointed you so you cursed them please please give them your forgiveness

Zhongli mentions that he made another deal with the Tsaritsa to get his Gnosis back for a bit. Every five seconds, you're being notified because someone is sending 10M Mora in your mail. You think it's some fancy lore,,,

Your main didn't have an alternate outfit before? They do now. And it seems it's on a discount! (Sadly, making the outfit free fucked with the game too badly,,,,)

You get a lot more Adventure Rank EXP then you usually did. Hell, opening a chest nowadays is worth at least a hundred EXP!

You're pretty sure Friendship Level doesn't go up that high during one quest. But hey, character stories! (Yes they cried tears of joy when you said that they were friends).

Albert is nowhere to be found. You're very happy about that

You were a fan of La Signora? Turns out, she might be getting revived and become playable! Raiden Shogun doesn't even seem mad about it!

Everyone is at C6. And I mean everyone

1,537 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

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[uwuowotf2waslife]

Can I ask for how the mercs cuddle/hug/kiss Their S/O?

some F L U F F to cure the sad

E ( Scout)

Hug: will hug and spin you around or at least try to( give him some break hes like the only merc who actually does the leg day)

Cuddle: i really like the idea of him having ADHD, so expect random messy cuddles. He cant stay still so he will try to keep his hands busy by rubbing patterns on your skin or trying ( failing big time ) to braid your hair

Kiss- tries to french kiss ( he basically tries to eat your face) , rapid fire pepper kissing your face is the regular

Soldier

hugs- bonecrushing bear hugs that secure your inner being. Will lift and swing you around in a impromptu dance

Cuddles- on the rare occasions he is in the mood for some fluff ™ he will hold you on the couch front of the tv while watching old tv sitcoms reruns

Kiss- a strong hard smootch like the american lover he is

Pyro

Hugs- somewhat awkward with the suit if its hot but they are surprisingly warm, like toasty warm

Cuddles- soft cuddles under the roof of their pillowfort are your bedtime routine

Kiss- at the start of the relationship i doubt they'll give you more than random mask smooches, maybe after some time they will remove their mask and give you a proper smooch

Engie

Hug-awkward dad hugs that are surprisingly comforting

Cuddle- i cant really picture him as a big cuddler,but the few times you cuddle he will wrap you up like a burrito and let you just rest on his chest. 10/10 gives very noice backrubs

Kiss- soft smootches at random times and forehead kisses because he wants to feel taller than he is

Demo

Hug- teddybear energy hugs, will try to tickle you with his beard

Cuddle- drunk messy cuddles, just hold him and pet his hair and this boy will melt and adore you for life. Big little spoon energy, even if you are wayy shorter than him( my man loves his lil jetpack)

Kiss- surprisingly a good kisser although a bit sloppy at times, maybe neck kisses if you cuddle

Heavy

Hugs- he is hot as an oven and big enough to swallow you whole in his hug.10/10 bear hug would recommend

Cuddle- again not another big cuddle ( jee) but trick him into believing you are cold and this boy will become your personal heated blanket with a lulling strong heartbeat

Kiss- very rare will kiss you on the mouth, in a fashion simmilar to soldier but gentlier but expect lots of forehead kisses from this guy and i mean LOTS

Meem( medic)

Hug- not big on personal contact,but he gives pretty noice hugs and its pretty comfortable to hug

Cuddle- extremely rare, but he knows how to give the most amazing backrubs you can imagine. Will probably tho pass out from exhaustion so please just let him sleep for once on someone he adores ( not a cheap ikea chair)

Kiss- he knows how to kiss,lemme tell you that. Forehead and cheek kisses when he is busy ( a good 95% of his time)

Snipah

Hugs- he is a spider of a man and he knows it but he is pretty comforting to be hugged, his shoulders are quite broad and he has a natural musk that will calm you down from whatever plagues you

Cuddle- big koala energy, he craves human touch a notch more than the rest of the team. He will lace his hands with yours while he spoons you. 10/10 soft shoulder and neck kisses and compliments

Kiss- awkward amateur kisses, but he smiles into the kiss so please give him some private lessons and hell become your best student

* snort* ( spy)

Hug- bony and uncomfortable,this boy doesnt know how to hug. He is severely touch starved but he avoids all non sexual human contact like the plague

Cuddle- little spoon energy, he needs someone to hold and rub his back for once in his life. He will die a happy man if he wakes up with the love of his life ( y/n) holding him tight and feeling the vibration of your heart on his back

Kiss- french kissing all the way once you gain his trust, he doesn't kiss, he makes love with his mouth

[izukult]

YOURE LITERALLY THE SWEETEST WANTING TO MAKE PLAYLISTS OMFGJDJDWJSJE I am deeply in love with Yamaguchi, I CANNOT stress that enough. I’ve absolutely surfed all the Yamaguchi playlists on Spotify, and they usually gravitate towards soft indie. I don’t mind that at all, in fact I quite enjoy it all. But I also gravitate towards a more alternative taste (?) so some Bring Me The Horizon, Poppy, MCR, Mother Mother, IC3PEAK, Jazmin Bean, MSI, Grimes, Destructo Disk, Nirvana, whateva 😗✌️. Then there’s weeb-ish territory of Ghost and Pals, Creep-P, Kensuke Ushio, and MOE SHOP OH MY GOD PLS LISTEN TO IT THE SEROTONIN PLEASEJDJSJ. There is then the good times with Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Beyoncé, that stuff. There’s the main character/ big antagonist stuff like specifically Pyro by Chester Young & Castion, and artists like Toxic Avenger, Perptubator, and Carpender Brut. Also whatever Mitski, Marina and the Diamonds, Tikkle Me, and Penelope Scott got going on is 👌. It all rates so much Yamaguchi energy, like Snail Mail n stuff too. Basically what I’m saying is that I listen to everything so absolutely nothing is off the table, but just not so much of a focus on the “innocent baby” facade that I’ve been seeing often times in the fandom lately, you know??? Also PUNK YAMAGUCHI 😩✋😈🙏‼️🤩👌💯🛐😍🙇‍♀️ You dont have to do this request if you don’t want to I get I rambled a lot, it’s whatever you feel like and are comfortable with!!! I hope you have a great rest of you’re week luv xxx

ok side note ( @egrieme ) you don’t understand how happy this request made me your vibes are so good>:( PUNK YAMAGUCHI PUNK YAMAGUCHI

listen the fuck up this mf would be on mother mother tiktok, gender crisis tiktok, and like anti home depot tiktok ok. please understand he is not this lil 🥺soft bean🥺 hes a fucming Sweetheart but also he def makes fun of ppl w tsukishima he’s got some bitchy bones in his body. he will literally treat you like the best person ever but he holds no obligation to anyone else tf🤨

ok i do think yams listens to some clairo vibe shit but THATS NOT THIS PLAYLIST🗣🗣🗣 ofc he has a sweetish “haha ily” playlist but yall go hard to this one. like HARD. he made it to dance with you to pump himself up before games or he puts it on when you’re feeling kind of insecure because it’s just screaming and energy and everything. that scene where he like assaulted tsukishima? that energy but not sad. but also mix it with like stressed college student and. like,,, messy vibes IDK ITS KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE but in a hot way

i’m gonna link the playlist and then list the songs incase u don’t have spotify!!

1. cigarette ahegao- penelope scott

2. crush- moe show

3. shred cruz- mom jeans

4. where is my mind?- pixies

5. spiderhead- cage the elephant

6. always forever- cults

7. brave as a noun- AJJ

8. ghosting- mother mother

9. i want you- mitski

10. fake it- seether

11. prom- mindless self indulgence

12. al dente- jack stauber’s micropop

13. pluto was never really a planet either even- hot mulligan

14. suck my kiss- red hot chili peppers

15. the man who sold the world- nirvana

now don’t be FOOLED. these songs might seem random but they do all have connections to u in yams opinion!! whether it’s just a song you two found together, or the lyrics send his mind straight to u they got meaning🙄 sexy segue time if you want to know why i added any of the songs pls feel free to ask!! and if you don’t like any of the songs lmk and i’ll change it! the playlist isnt 100% lile punk yamaguchi whatever hardcore but i do think these are sum alternative or non indie songs he would fw !! i hope you like it<3

[sucuretcannelle]

Fuck alla y'all, I'm kin assigning y'alls anons and extra characters, genshin vision/weapon addition

Noodles:

Hydro bow user. Mostly cuz a bow seems easier to get a hang of and she'd probably not want to be too close to her enemies. Hydro because there's a ton of chill hydro characters and her personality doesn't seem as bold as users of the other elements. She's probably a healer as well and can make sheilds. She would always accidentally leave her bow lying around by accident though. She takes her time doing commissions and she likes to work in groups (especially if she knows she can't do it alone). Least likely to spend all her mora at once. She damn near cries every time she sees a ruin guard or almost any big geo enemy in liyue

Al:

Pyro catalyst user. He's so overdramatic for no reason. You know how fischl flips her hair/poses after she attacks? Yeah, he does something pretty similar. He's just very smug. He does the bare minimum and then goes off to relax. Pretty much, he does all his commissions super early and then does nothing for the rest of the day. He'd rather work alone but if someone wants to come with him, he wouldn't mind. They'd just have to manage to keep up cuz he's fast as f u c k. He explores dragonspine for fun (an absolute crime). Never looks bad in cutscenes.

Gabe:

Dendro sword user. Poor dude sometimes tries to negotiate with treasure hoarders. He gets hurt pretty often so you can always find him by one of the statues. He constantly looks like a mess. He prefers working in groups, and he gets really upset if he has to do a quest alone. You know how Xinyan uses her guitar to swing at people instead of her claymore sometimes? Yeah, he sometimes wacks enemies with thorned vines. Kind of a healer? Not the best though. He always forgets how much mora he has saved and ends up using all of it really fast. His hangout would be the most r e l a x i n g thing you've ever experienced

Cup:

Dendro (or hydro) polearm user. I don't know why, but you know Xiangling's charged attack? I can see him wanting to do that shit so bad. I would say he'd be a sword user, but he just wants to poke people and run. He constantly drops his polearm at the worst moments. Like he could be sneaking past a ruin hunter/guard and he would accidentally drop it and wake them up. Also he has no idea how elemental reactions work. He swears he can work alone but when he gets tired he drags someone with him. Spends all his mora on food. He acts like his polearm is the heaviest thing on earth. Also his hangout would be the most chaotic shit known to man. Oh, and he won't leave Jean alone for some reason. He just likes annoying her.

Bella:

Cryo catalyst user. Sometimes she gets mad and throws it at enemies. She makes fun of Cup for being a dendro user (cuz who tf is a dendro user?) She likes to work alone and does her daily commissions as soon as they come out. And it never ends well because she gets ambushed all the time. Don't ask if she needs help, she won't accept it. Nothing can describe her hate for dragonspine. She doesn't get a hangout, she's a bitch

Prompt:

Geo claymore user. I won't lie, he's almost exactly like Zhongli except for the fact that he's responsible with his mora. Well, most of the time that is. He does his daily commissions whenever he has time, typically last minute. He fears nothing. He's the only one that's prepared for every occasion. A random ruin hunter spawning? He's got it. A super annoying whopper flower? It's already dead. One thing he hates are the dendro slimes. Like bitch stay still. His elemental skill probably has something to do with his tail. He's also very loud when he swings his claymore. Like you'd hear random noise and you'd automatically know it's him

Writer:

Anemo sword user. She likes doing her commissions all in one go whenever she feels like doing them. She doesn't even like doing commissions unless they're an actual challenge. You can typically find her running around monstadt looking for something to fight. She never has mora and typically does work for other people so she can take their mora. She once beat a treasure hoarder to death with their own shovel.

Shrimp:

Cryo sword user. She forgets how to use her sword mid-battle and gets hurt a bunch. Sometimes she just gets annoyed with herself and tries to take down the cryo cube by herself (it doesn't end well). She also forgets that she has commissions in general so she only does them when someone reminds her to. She gets intimidated by anything taller than her. Pretends to fight the statues. She rarely has enough mora to get her through the days.

Ikea:

Anemo sword user. Somehow never runs out of mora. Doesn't like doing commissions all in one go, but either way they get done so it doesn't matter. She always forgets what she's going and why she's doing it. Which is why Mary or Mirr0r always goes with her so she doesn't straight up die for that exact reason. She doesn't mind doing lil tasks along the way. Her favorite thing has got to be opening chests, even if she doesn't get much out of them

Mary:

Pyro polearm user. Literally everything is the same, no matter how big the enemy is, she will protect Ikea with her life. Other than that, nothing is really that important to her.

Mirror:

Cryo polearm user. Doesn't do their tasks all in one go; they're just very spaced out but they somehow get it done. Probably survives on no mora somehow. Just kills everything to get it over with.

That one anon:

Electro catalyst user. Just uses a bunch of charged attacks and hopes for the best. They're just very scared of everything. #1 procrastinator. They like doing quests and challenges with other people. They sorta get sad when they have to kill something. They wonder why they got a vision in the first place

Bird:

Hydro sword user. Literally the most normal person here. Always does his commissions in the afternoon and then offers to help anyone who needs it. The thing is, it didn't take him too long to get used to his sword. He used to like, jab it at things for no reason. Also survives on no mora.

Eyes:

Anemo catalyst user. Doesn't really know what's going on half of the time, so he just doesn't use his mora. He scares away most enemies before he even gets to kill them, which makes commissions way easier. Seeing him and a ruin hunter fight has got to be the most scary thing you've ever seen. Honestly he's probably a fan favorite let's not lie—

Citypop:

Cryo sword user. He gives me Chongyun vibes, but I can't see him carrying a bigass claymore. He's pretty responsible with his mora. But sometimes he does like, no damage for some reason unless he crits. It's a whole gamble tbh. He probably had a hangout, it's not that out of this world though.

Cookie:

Electro claymore user. She will beat everyone up, and she never gets hurt somehow. She never has mora either. She screams when she's fighting something, even if she's fully capable of taking it down. Half of the time she isn't even doing her quests, just messing around. She also wants to beat the shit out of Childe

(If I didn't do yours, just know that I have no clue 😭 I'm trying my best)

[okeymakeydude]

Headcanon: Ways to trust [Defense classes]

Link to the last one; Headcanon: Ways to trust [Support classes]

We all trust, a lot or a little, always do. We´re sociable and even the most antisocial person does the same, and our beloved mercenaries are no exception. Here, I´ll try to make some headcanons of the ways I think they´d do to show that they trust someone, at the end a snippet. 

Today, defense classes: Engineer, Heavy and Demoman.

Engie.

This man has "two faces", a saying and a HCs explained better ->here<- and, in a short way; he shows a false personality from the real one.

Headcanon.

"Wanna go for a ride, son?". This Texan likes going about his business and alone, if he needs things, without telling the rest of the team, he'd go to the nearest town. However, he'd invite his partner to go with him, especially if it's someone he gets along with and knows he won't be bored. Be prepared to hear bad jokes all the way through!

You're welcome to his workshop. Like Medic, he doesn't mind if someone gets into but not for long. Silence and concentration, he gets annoyed by the slightest noise while doing his job. Although he'd like to talk to someone like Pyro from time to time, they can stay as long as they doesn't light a match... again.

He smiles more. Look, he's smiling most of the day, but that's part of his "fake face". You'll know that you're accessing his true personality when he's praised for his inventions, tries to stay serious and kind of doesn't care, but his pride will show if those words come from someone he trusts. There's nothing that makes this man happy than talking about his creations and knowing that others are interested.

There's a small hidden box where he keeps the few memories he has of his childhood. He has never felt comfortable enough to talk about it and more about his father, but if he does speak about it with someone, It's 'cause he trusts that person very much and he's giving an attempt to open up, this's a very important moment. There, he's showing much of his "true face".

Snippet.

“Wait, is that you? How cute!” His partner was looking at the few photos that were in the box, had a brown color of how old they were, there was a  little boy in his father's arms. “ I wish I had pictures of my childhood too.”

Engie was beside them, watching silently until he noticed something, and pointed it out. It was a picture of him hugging a puppy, he couldn't help but smile.

“Her name was Tess.”

“She´s beautiful.”

“Was... she was beautiful.”

A nostalgic atmosphere dominates the whole workshop. It had been a long time since the Texan had returned to his past and even more so if he talked about it with someone, but it was okay because he knew he could trust his mate. Suddenly they raised their arms and began to put the photographs in the box, They had a serious face.

“We're getting sad and i don´t accept it, the past is past. Although I would have liked to see that dog... but we're here for something else!” They turned to see him and smiled. “You were going to show me something you planned to do.”

That's why he liked ´em so much.

“Heh, yeah, y'are right. “Happiness was shown at once in the engineer bringing up that subject again, he took out a blueprint and put it on the table. “Well, as ya can see here...”

Heavy.

He'll spend time with you. Why waste the time with someone you don't like?Heavy'd let know if he doesn't trust you, he wouldn't talk much and his expressions would say it all. However, if he does, even if he's busy, he'd use some of his time to talk to his mate, ask 'em how they are doing, or just hang out. HCs inspired by this one.

He'll try to speak more. We all know that our dear Russian has a poor English but that doesn't mean he isn't trying to improve it. May ask his friend for help or advice when he doesn't know how to express himself with something and would feel more confident if they respected him and don't laugh at the way he speaks.

His past. He doesn't mind talking about it but will always try to avoid the gulag and what happened to his father. The past is past, yeah, but even a man like Heavy is not so easy to "forget". If one day he confesses what happened to his family that time, it's because he trusts that person a lot. It's a very important step in his confidence and no one should make fun of him.

"You can touch her". Well, what are you waiting for? He's letting you touch HIS weapon, Sasha! It's something very important to him somehow, and it'd look like a dream if he didn't get angry that someone aproached her. You would have to be a great buddy to have such a "privilege".

Snippet.

"Push! Come on! Push!"

"I'm trying but she's toooo heavyyy...! Got it? Cuz -- Nevermind "His partner sat on the floor, taking a breath, looking at him. "Can we get some rest? I think my back is broken."

Heavy laughed as he did the same thing. A few days ago he started training for the next match and his friend decided to join him. Although the exercises seemed very hard for them.

"Sandwich? This will help little."

"You're really strong, man! can pick Sasha up like that and i can't even move her an inch." They raised their eyebrows while they was grabbing it, with a 'thanks' by the way. "How?"

"In gulag, you have time."

"Oh..." their voice got softer when they heard that, was taking the last bites at the sandwich. " Y'know, you're not only physically tough, also psychologically, that was hell and you managed to escape from there with your family."

"And now, Heavy is happy and around with friends, like you. You are good friend."

"Really? Sweet!" They stood up and smiled, seemed to be full of energy and wanting to spend it. "Okay, ready for round two, bear guy?"

"да."

Demoman.

He becomes more touchable. Well, he is already even with a stranger but our dear merc likes to express himself physically, he doesn't just say a "heeey", he'd hug 'em and give 'em a gentle pat on the back. And both have a secret handshake? Then you're best friends. Demo is usually one of those who are quick to trust someone.

Get ready for the party because he´ll drag you to every one! is a night person, and any place is perfect to have fun. Is the weather good? Party in town! Bad weather? Party at the base! Can't it be possible? Party in his room! Demoman likes to be among friends and won't hesitate to invite them, fun is guaranteed with him and laughter too. Just make sure he doesn't drink too much, he tends to get a little sad...

“Sorry if mah mom's a lil´ annoying”. Well, looks like someone's been bought to their house, their cause his mother lives there! He´ll be nervous about taking his partner, apart from his frienemy Soldier, although he´d calm down if he sees that everything is going well. His past is not that bad as Heavy's but if he tells things like what happened in his eye, about his childhood or about his father, that mate must be someone very trustworthy.

His eye-patch. Being called a “cyclops” only makes him remember the stupid mistake he made as a child and it bothers him, only he doesn't show it, he's always afraid that one day he'll forget to put the eyepatch on and his whole team will be scared of him. But if you show him that he's okay as he is, enough to give him the confidence to be around without it, you're already someone important to him.

Snippet.

“ And then... kaboooom! ten dead enemies, ma'am! ten!”

“Did dat really happen?”

“Yeah! your son with only a few explosives eliminated most of the opposing team.”The guest nodded with a smile, they was very happy to tell what happened at the match recently, crossed their arms. “I´d be proud of him, actually, i´m proud of him”.

“Me too.” Said his mother in a soft voice, she seemed to avoid smiling but you could tell she was grateful. "As long as he does a good job, it's okay."

“Okay, lad. I´m done.” Demoman entered the room before putting some things aside, looked at his friend and asked. “Well, yer ready?”

“For the party? Hell yeah dude!”

They stood up and as they approached they did not hesitate to make their secret greeting, it might seem childish, but they did not care. At the end they gave each other a hug and said goodbye to the old lady, they were getting closer to the door, before opening it, his friend spoke.

“You okay without the eye patch?”

“Yep”

“Then, what are we wainting for? let´s go!”

Masterlist

[another-delta-lover]

[DRAFT #2]

[THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO]

I was daydreaming on my way to the dentist while I listened to Shostakovich waltz 2 and I imagined the biggest and nicest Emesis Blue animation I've ever imagined.

(forgot to mention it, but when I say "dance" I mean like, Waltz. Waltzing. The whole thing it's just waltz. Waltz is my love language).

At the beginning, Fritz was alone, staggering when walking along with the rhythm like if dancing, looking all depressed and sad. Then, that one Plague doctor looking dude joined him, dancing along with him with a strong grip, leading the Waltz, bc of Fritz's body language, it's clear that he doesn't want to dance. Then he was dancing along with himself but with that edgy turtleneck he had at the end. Fritz is really tired, while both the Plague doctor and the edgy-himself are tossing him around like a bag, he didn't even try to escape them, he was too exhausted to do so.

Then, he was alone again, on the floor, shaking, exhausted. Butt immediately, Jeremy started to dance with him in a really excited and energetic way, Fritz slowly started to dance again, this time he wanted to dance, he looked less sad doing so. Each time he turned around, he was dancing with a younger version of Jeremy, being happier each time. First, Jeremy appear as a teen (16? Maybe), then as a kid (maybe 8 idk), then he was holding baby Jeremy in his arms as he moved along with the music, like a proud dad (I strongly headcanon Fritz as a father figure of Jeremy since the beginning, not literally, but spiritually). Then scout's mother joined him for a lil bit, both holding Jeremy (Not a ship btw).

When the Violins play in a higher pitch, he's in a more colorful place. The blue team is there. He quickly runs towards them, crying, shaking. They all welcome him, being sweet with him. He first dances with Pyro, then with sniper, then with demoman, then with engineer, then repeat. When the instrumental is louder, he dances with Jane and Jacques, in a beautiful way, an elegant way, a friendly and forgiving way.

(BOOM SURPRISE HEAVYMEDIC!!!)

When the trumpets play in a really low pitch, Fritz noticed how Mikhail is really far away, sad, and black n white. Fritz immediately walks towards him, not knowing exactly what to say or to so. Fritz offers Mikhail to dance, with an ashamed face, thinking Mikhail would decline. Mikhail, a lil hesitating, accepts the offer, and starts to romantically dance with him, in the most wholesome way you could imagine. Holding his waits a lil bit, carefully taking his hand, really lovely<3.

When the instrumental gets INTENSE again, there's a big change of scene. Now, Fritz is dancing as tired as he was in the beginning with After-Death Mikhail (the handsome masked man🤭). Mikhail was really aggressive and controlling while dancing, Fritz was basically being tossed around. Then he appears dancing with that weird ahh Sniper, then he dances with that scary Pyro, then with Jane, both being awkward and really tired, and lastly, he "dances" with Jacques, while Jacques is pointing at him with his gun right on the middle of the forehead, while fritz clearly just wants to leave, being unable to stop dancing.

And finally, when the instrumental is about to finish, the scene where he crashes the ambulance is shown.

BAHAHSHS DID YOU EXPECT AN ONLY SWEET THING?! NO!!! I'M EVIL NOW. After what happened to my Blog... 😞Sob... Sob...