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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES

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Terrible things the commander has eaten:

Plasma (thief steal skill)

Random uncooked egg (thief steal skill)

Ambrosia (thief steal skill)

Time [in a bottle] (thief steal skill)

[Stick of] Mystery Meat (food item)

Avocado Smoothie (food item)

[Handful of Bjarni's] Rabbit Food (food item)

Crab Food (food item)

[Bowl of] Fly Soup (food item)

Flaming Fire Flakes (food item, legendary collection item)

Delicious Cave Spore (food item)

Prismatic Soylent (food item)

Honeypot Ant (food item, legendary collection item)

Toxic Bacon (HoT Hero Point, the toxin-cured hog)

Bloodstone Bisque (the only culinary use of bloodstone)

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HAPPY THE FELLOWSHIP SETS OFF FROM RIVENDELL DAY!!!!!!!

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Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

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little drummer boy: OI MISTAH I AIN'T GOT NO GIFT FOR THE BABY KING

mary, recovering from birth in a fucken stable: don't sweat it kid you're like ten or something

little drummer boy: I CAN PLAY ME DRUM FOR HIM, I CAN

mary: no, no, that's really not necessar--

little drummer boy: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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you bottle Miette??

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watching Seven Samurai

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Which prehistoric creature has the most Just Some Guy energy?

Sacabambaspis

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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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he’s hot he has a nice smile he hates healthcare ceos he believes in direct action he was dramatic enough carve words into bullet casings… let’s just say if he’s single I am not a snitch

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As someone who believes in empathy, kindness, and communication, I cannot condone gun violence.

However,,,,

[Picture ID: a meme including a photo of a fast food cup at a soda fountain, with someone pressing two buttons at once to pour two different sodas into the same cup. Over one of the soda brands reads the text “Violence, especially gun violence, is bad and creates more problems than it solves, and has no place in a humane and civilized society”. Over the other soda brand is text that reads “Billionaires fucking around and finding out is kinda funny”. End ID]

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if fictional children getting hurt is equivalent to actual child abuse then crumpling the paper where you've drawn your sketch on is child murder

Getting arrested for erasing sketches of fictional children as we speak.

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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

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