#this s so dumb uhhhhhh

[sttoru]

“she’s my girlfriend,” “ah, my girlfriend got it for me, “my girlfriend recommended me this,” “oh actually, my girlfriend did this before,”

gojo satoru includes you in every possible conversation that he holds. the topics could be about the most boring stuff, but trust, that man will find a way to drop your name.

it happens subconsciously most of the time; that’s how deeply engraved your existence is in his brain. every single thing he does somehow reminds him of his girlfriend. satoru could be washing the dishes and he’ll still be able to think about you—probably about how your glossy lips looked when they were wrapped around the silver spoon he was now holding onto.

was it a bad habit? not that he thinks so. it just showed how strong his love for you was. although to others it may seem extremely bothersome or annoying. it’s partially understandable: all they want is to hold a normal chat, yet satoru always manages to ramble about how his girlfriend had done this or that. sometimes it’d actually be relevant to the topics being discussed, at other times he just drops your name because.. well, he simply can.

could it be considered pathetic to love someone that much? never to him. many of the people around satoru have noticed the changes he has gone through since meeting you; how he’ll turn into the quitest person alive just to be able to hear you speak more freely, how he’ll let you order him around which he usually dislikes, how he’ll ignore any important appointments simply for the sake of spending more time with you. the changes are there and they are definitely more than visible. both through his actions and words.

‘to be loved is to be changed,’ and apparently even the strongest cannot withstand the changes that the emotion called love brings along.

[sagittarithealastorsimp]

im bored, so im gonna rant about alastor's breakdown scene

deal with it

(i also may have lost the post with most of my info but whatever shut up/j)

WARNING: MAJOR spoilers for for hazbin hotel

if you havent watched it all the way through, id reccomend that-

also speak of sensitive topics such as father issues, mental breakdowns,

i feel like i should say this, i am NOT a psychiatrist, in ANY way shape or form, and im just speaking from prior knowledge and experience, aand also my friend who has studied psychology and all that jazz immensely (say hi to ros! :)

i also make an excess of unnecessary and dumb jokes so if you cant handle that bye i guess (/j)

(will also include random images here and there of him, bcz why not)

okay, so i dont think its that much of a secret that alastor is NOT okay, mentally (and physically, i mean, look at that gash thats not healthy smh)

it could NOT have been made ANY clearer that theres something wrong going on in this mans head, and its... uhm whats the word help ive backed myself in to a corner here

theres more than one s o m e t h i n g thats wrong, i guess, and im here to give my opinion and theory on the matter so uhhhhhh

make sure to SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FOR MORE AMAZING CONTENT1!1!1!!/j

okay very dumb and idiotic jokes aside smh, im gonna explore and explain each one of the reasons i think this guy is not okay, starting with

d r u m r o l l

father issues! yayyyyy amazinggggg totally not horrible haha whaatt.. anyways, there are numerous hints that alastor had, at the very least, a very problematic father, and, hey, ever notice how he's more comfortable around women?? and that he was a confirmed 'mamma's boy'? yeah, based on those two things (i only provided two reasons because, haha, i may or may not have lost the post i was using for info) i think we can concur that he had atleast SOME sort of father issues, and not the "oh yeah he's just an annoying goofy fella" kind of father issues

of course, we ALSO have the deal he made, which was brought up briefly in episode 5, and 8

and there i s kind of a funky little debate on who the deal was with, and what it was for, but the two main cantidates are lilith, and roo

and who knows what lilith/roo makes him do, even? ...okay, aside from lilith/roo, who would be the ones making him do things-

i dont know, theres not alot i can say on this matter other than its most likely alastor made a deal with either lilith or roo to save his power or something, and briefly bring up the fact that he probably does have to do some things here and there, and the fact that if it i s lilith he made the deal with, she probably sent him to help out with the hotel, maybe, i dont know

WHEWWWW OKAY THEN lets get in to some of his behaviours that are n o t at ALL good or normal, the way he treats husk and reacts to him 'caring' about his 'friends' wooo yayyyyy

also heres another alastor image so you little grubs(/j) dont get bored at the lack of things to look at woo

lets start with how he treats husk, thats just, thats not nice man dont do that :(

jokes aside though, there HAS to be some reason that he treats him like this, theres no way that its just because he owns his soul- like, unless husk did something reaallyyy bad theres no reason to treat him like that (granted, alastor IS in hell for a reason, and is NOT a normal or good person)

anyway thats it for this section because i really dont have anything and im relying on the wiki and memory alone to get me through this post shush :(

okay lets talk about his reaction to him nearly dying for his 'friends' and actually caring about them

its clear that this man has some sort of issues with caring about people, and there has GOT to be more than one reason why other than "oh no people are gonna think im a softie thats no good :( *has a breakdown musically*" i mean, it COULD be just that one, but i just really dont think it is honestly, i dont really have that diffinitive of a reason, i just really think that something happened that made him n o t want to get attached to people,

and i REALLLYYYY want to know what that reason is in season two

alright, for the last bit of this post, i think we should discuss the fact that he always smiles

we DO know that one of the reasons is that, to him atleast, a smile is a valuable tool, that keeps your friends inspired, and your enemys guessing, and always ensures YOU'RE the one in control

but its HEAVILY implied in this image that there is another reason,

if you observe close enough (not really that close, but hey who has perfect eyesight not me) you can see it looks like his mouth is stitched, and even more so to be literally always smiling so theres a possibility that either lilith or roo is ALSO forcing him to smile

then again it could just be something about him literally not being able to talk about his deal, which is also plausible

...or thats just what he looks like idk im not here to judge his fashion choices

CONGRATULATIONS!! you made it to the end of my stupid post! keep in mind that any and all of this could change at any given point, and i will update it accordingly....if i remember to

i am not using this in any way to condone his actions AT ALL, you shouldent be a cannibal, or a serial killer, or be manipulative (is that the right word???), thats unswag smh, and i am NOT AT ALL a psychologist, or a psychiatrist, once again, i only really know some of these things because my friend rambles about them, and i used to get in to crime and psychology documentaries when i was bored

so i am not at ALL a professional

thanks for reading this shit show of a post

[findafight]

For that ask game: 8, 10, 24

Also, something I hate in fics is how some have everyone talk in therapy speak. Like have you seen these kids? The closest any of them have come to therapy is maybe Will after S1 with the lab saying it was to talk about how he was feeling, but it was more to understand the effects of the Upside Down. These kids do not have a detailed understanding of mental illnesses, symptoms, or coping strategies. (And even worse, it's everyone but Steve talking in therapy speak because he's written as too dumb to understand anything?)

Choose violence asks

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

oooh I've see more than I thought I would robin not being touchy. it's often accompanied by Eddie being touchy, which is probably true. While I think she's picky and possibly gets overwhelmed, I really do think she's so clingy with Steve. She doesn't like people she barely knows touching her but Steve's her pal! her rotten soldier! her sweetest of cheeses! She is going to be all over him she's gonna tuck her arm through his, she's going to fall asleep on him! sometimes yes I think she would be cuddling and go "ah. no more for me too much thank you" because sometimes you just need to not be touched but it's not all the time. I love steve and robin being sillies hanging off each other :)

10. worst part of fanon

ohhh uhg. idk. not a fan of when folks make pre s1 steve some mega bully? like he and tommy and carol just didn't register people outside their bubble existed. Robin says this! He wasn't shoving people into lockers or calling them slurs, he was just abivalent and ignored them or laughed if he heard they did something embarrassing. They picked on jon because of the pictures, the graffitti was stupid and hurtful, and steve said everything he did likely because he knew it was horrible to say and wanted a fight. He wanted to rile Nancy and Jon up! He was wrong and he knew it, he tried to fix it and then apologized. Doesn't make it okay but also doesn't mean he went around doing that kind of thing every week? Idk people try to make him cliche 80's hs bully when he was just some popular guy who didn't know the names of a lot of his class mates

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

uhhhhhh blr. while i like the ship, some folks are like. waaaay too invested in it being canon, the most epic love story on tv, created from the start by brilliant writers who planned it from the beginning ,to the point of trying to gatekeep the ship because they think if you don't think it's canon/canon the same way they do you aren't fully acknowledging the depth of the characters and don't actually like the ship. my gosh. tj-lc behaviour. calm down. take a sip of water. watch a different show.

[meowzfordayz]

pastries

Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~700

CW: dark humor, implied OC death, traumatic references

Emergency Request Fulfilled: HI MEOW, ITS ME AGAIN

My life’s falling apart just like always so here I am lmao

Hhhhh can I get uhhhhhh

Muichiro or Uzui x reader who deals with their trauma with jokes

“Something’s on your mind?” Tengen hums softly from behind you, large palm resting carefully on your shoulder.

“I mean, I’m alive, so yeah,” you snort, leaning backward into his touch, “And something’s on your mind?”

“Of course,” he smiles widely, pressing a light kiss to your hair, “I miss you already.”

“You miss me already? I haven’t left.”

“The village is far.”

“Is that your subtle way of calling me slow?”

“Perhaps,” his voice lowers, eyes closing, “You don’t have to go.”

Swallowing thickly, you gently shrug him off, swiveling around to poke his forehead, “Just because my idiot oniisan had an unfortunate run in with a demon mid errand doesn’t mean I’m destined to suffer his fate as well.”

“But-”

“And don’t bother mentioning my stupid oneesan. Why would you run toward someone screaming in an alleyway?”

“Didn’t you run after h-”

“I don’t count!” you huff, “She wasn’t screaming at that point. Clearly, the danger had passed,” scowling now, “What with being sated on dinner and dessert.”

“Why are you so-”

“Tengen-sama, what day is today?”

Head tilting, he wets his bottom lip, mouth quirked slightly. He can’t recall anybody having died on this day—although your prickly demeanor briefly has him reconsidering—and he knows it isn’t an anniversary of anything romantic (he has four dedicated partners to maim him should he dare forget remind him of such events, thank you very much).

“Today is buy a dozen get another dozen free at my favorite pastry shop,” you declare, “Are you really insisting I stay home?”

“Your life is more important to me than two dozen pastries,” he declares, hurriedly tacking on, “More important than any amount of pastries!”

“Well I’m glad someone cares about my life so much,” you quip, “But I, on the other hand, am content with valuing mochi, jellies, and cookies most.”

“Most?” he nearly pouts, filling the space between your bodies, fingertips dancing down the side of your kimono until they settle atop your hip, “What about me?”

“You’re fine. Even retired, you’re actually qualified to run toward someone screaming in an alleyway.”

“That isn’t what I meant,” he grumbles, “Haven’t I told you time and time again to prioritize your life over any and all missions?”

“Why would my life be in danger during a pastry run?”

“Your oniisan-”

“Was too impatient to wait for sunrise, and died in the chill before dawn. Do you see the sun Tengen-sama? Where is it? Smack in the middle of the sky!” resisting the urge to nuzzle your nose into his broadness, “But the longer you stall me, the more likely I’ll be returning in the dark,” eyes rolling, “Especially considering how s l o w l y I walk.”

“I’ll carry you there!”

“Absolutely not! This is my mission to undertake.”

“So dramatic,” he mutters.

“You’re one to tal-” your retort muffled as he not so gracefully cradles you into his chest.

“When you return, we can visit their graves,” pausing as you melt like warmed honey, sinking into his embrace, “I’ll give you extra money to buy offerings for them,” quietly, “What sort of pastries did they enjoy?”

Sniffling into his yukata, you cling tightly to his haori, words lodged in your throat, sharp as an unfulfilled wishbone. I don’t know because you never asked. I don’t know because those stupid, dumb, idiots abandoned you without permission, without attachment, without Goodbye. I don’t know because sometimes their faces blur in your dreams, let alone memories of whether they preferred bean cakes or cheesecakes.

“I’m happy to carry you,” he repeats tentatively, “You aren’t slow, but I’m certainly fast.”

“Tengen-sama,” you hiccup, heat caressing your cheeks, “If you carry me, then how will I ever develop thighs and calves to rival yours?”

“You don’t need to develop thighs or calves worthy of rivaling mine. You only need to return safely.”

“What an unsupportive response!”

“You’re ridiculous!” he exclaims.

“Are you going to give me extra money, or not?”

“Are you going to release your grip on my haori?”

“You said you were happy to carry me,” you whine.

“To the village! Not to my money pouch!”

“Hmpf.”

[bts-fanfic-sideblog]

ok so day 1 of trying to reach the bts fanfic people that followed me last time because i deleted my first account because i’m dumb

uhhh long description of a mafia!au fanfic thing for BTS (it’s long beware)

ok so reader (probably gonna be gender neutral because i can) is a poor college student (aren’t we all) that is in a one sided rivalry with some girl in their class

so being the spoiled rich brat she is, she decides to hire a hitman or something to kill the reader, just because she has the money and who would realize this person is gone anyways?

so anyways, reader lives in a shitty apartment with a cat they picked up off the streets (if you’re allergic to cats i’m so sorry but you have a cat now)

so basically one random night the hitman from BTS breaks into reader’s apartment and almost immediately gets bombarded by the cat which wakes the reader up so now the hitman and reader are just staring at each other, not moving

and reader just goes “are you here to kill me?” and taehyung (he’s the hitman btw) says something like “uhhhhhh yeah” and reader just sighs and says “alright let me just get *cat name yet to be decided*’s stuff together”

so taehyung is confused because like “you’re just letting this happen??” and reader’s like “yeah, i mean it’s not like i have anything going on really. like dude you scaled the wall of my building am i really supposed to be able to fight you off?”

so tae’s just really confused so he’s like “i’m gonna bring you in because this isn’t supposed to happen and you’re making me feel bad now”

so taehyung brings reader to whatever BTS headquarters (and they bring cat for emotional support) and he leaves reader in like a waiting area while he talks to namjoon (who is obviously the top dude) and he’s like “what do i do with them” and namjoon’s like “they’re not really hostile but we can’t just let them leave because that’ll damage our reputation because how could we let a simple college student go”

so it becomes a poly thing with a most likely happy ending because i can’t handle sad endings

reader’s smart like they can tell when people are purposefully mean to them but they’re not very street smart

they have the self preservation of a 10 year old

[panicsimss]

I was tagged by @duusheen !! tysm! :)

1. What’s your favourite sims death? I'm gonna go extreme and say death by flies. on a related note, in sims 2, I cheated and killed the college mascot with the fly death because they were pissing me off so bad. and then I placed the urn in front of my sim's dorm room as a warning lmao

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match? maxis mix!

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? ehh no. I guess it depends on the sim but most of the time no, I don't.

4. Do you use move objects? y e s.

5. Favorite mod? MCCC and wonderfulwhims

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? Get to work and Get together!

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? I've always said it like LIVe mode, like living

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? unsurpisingly, Poppy

9. Have you made a simself? yeah, tried to anyways. my simself is my current pfp :0

10. What sim traits do you give yourself? lazy, geek, and creative.

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color? I love the green swatch but I never use it

12. Favorite EA hair? uhhhhhh I think that one braided/pony tail hair form eco lifestyle is pretty neat

13. Favorite life stage? young adult!

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? I enjoy building, but I wouldn't consider myself much of a builder. I used to build shit for hours and never actually play the damn game so here's the artistic representation of that:

overall though? starting a legacy on simblr is what made me enjoy gameplay again.

15. Are you a CC creator? definintely not lol

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? I love my simblr mutuals <3 <3 if ur reading this, mwah

17. What’s your favorite game? (1, 2, 3, or 4) 2 and 3 for the absolute chaos and depth of gameplay, 4 for mods and build mode. it's hard to choose just one when they're all fun in their own ways!

18. Do you have any sims merch? nah

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims? I have posted 1 single speed CAS video. my youtube is just for dumb stuff I make

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? it was super maxis match and lacked any real detail that could have made each sim unique, but nowadays I think I gravitate toward adding so many skin details and going for more of a maxis mix type of look. I love the subtle realism

21. What’s your Origin ID? it's a secret

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator? softerhaze, awingedllama, simstrouble, clumsyalienn, and sforzcc to name a few

23. How long have you had a simblr? my goldfish brain can't remember. uhh since around 2020-2021??? i'm not sure

24. How do you edit your pictures? take screenshots with gshade and edit them in canva

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? bands, more apartments, more hobbies in general. NO HORSES.

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? seasons, get together, vampires

i'll tag everyone reading this (jk)

[tana-draws]

gonna do this with my rarepair (thrair?) ot3 yippee :3

fandom is the office (us)

also if this blatantly contradicts anything (like the first episode of the show is like “Jim would never trip he is incredibly graceful”) then uh. Oops. Haven’t seen the show in awhile 0-o

Who’s the clumsy one? How clumsy are we talking?

Jim and this isn’t even a contest. He is tall as fuck, and although I am tiny, I imagine being tall and/or long-limbed would effect balance. He wouldn’t be like, ridiculously clumsy, but probably the most clumsy out of the three of them.

Who’s more likely to forget something?

Jim again, he strikes me as the type of person who would walk into a room, forget what he was doing, leave, and then suddenly be like “oh right I was supposed to turn off the oven. ….fuck.”

What are they secretly singing in the shower?

Pam-Avril Lavigne (reference to a series of dumb Instagram stories I made a while back)

Karen-Whatever song is playing in her head that she can’t get rid of (just like me fr)

Jim-He wouldn't sing actual songs, he would just make up shit as he went along.

Who’s the one day-dreaming of a road trip?

I could see all three of them wanting to go on a road trip. I imagine Karen would like to see the world, I think Pam would like to see the beauty of both nature (like cool mountains and shit) and also interesting architecture, and Jim would like a chance to see places other than Scranton.

If they could be anywhere in the whole wide universe, where would they be?

Jim wants to be not at his job, Pam would want to be in one of those like, countryside towns with beautiful cottages and plants in Paris or some aesthetic shit from movies, and I could see Karen wanting to live in a place with some sort of interesting history behind it (but like cool history not horribly sad history.)

Which fictional world would they want to be a part of?

I honestly don’t know of any hugely popular fictional worlds lmao. Uhhhhhh I think Karen would think she would make a cool as hell Jedi, I think Pam would like to live in a world with magic of some kind, nothing specific though, and idk abt Jim.

What are the shows they would want to watch? Any movies?

I mentioned earlier I think Karen could be a fan of Star Wars, but also in the COD episode her username was shown to be KarenTheJimSlayer, so it seems she’s a fan of Buffy (or at least one of the people working on the show lol.) I could also see her liking Firefly. Pam would probably like animated films and shows, specifically like old animated Disney movies like Bambi and Cinderella. Jim would obviously like sports movies, but I could also see him liking those talking dog movies. Naturally, he likes the Air Bud franchise. And would probably also have scarily strong opinions on it.

Indoor activities or outside? 

Karen is a canon Gamer Girl (tm) and that seems pretty indoorsy. We don’t get much of a glimpse into other hobbies of hers, but we can assume from that she would prefer to stay inside. Pam’s favorite hobby is art, as shown in the show. Art can be done inside and outside, and often people will draw outside if they want to draw landscapes, however it is mostly done inside. Also, as much as Jim seems to like sports, he doesn’t seem very sporty himself, more so like he would enjoy watching them. Overall, indoor activities.

Would they have a tumblr(s)?

Karen would occasionally reblog memes and shitposts, or posts ramblings herself. Pam would use tumblr to post her artwork. Jim would use tumblr specifically to prank Dwight’s. He would have multiple throwaways in case Dwight caught on.

Personal Tastes:

Breakfast for dinner: what’s their opinions?

Idk. I guess neutral? Personally I have no strong opinions and think it’s a strange hill to die on either way lol.

What music do they listen to? Do they listen to anything?

Karen-Rock, because she’s cool and rock is cool. Could also see her liking Hoizer??? Idk

Pam-Avril Lavi— In all seriousness, uh like soft pop? Like idk dodie? Keep in mind I don’t know how to idenitfy music genres.

Jim-No specific taste. Honestly I can’t imagine him knowing too much about music, I think he would just pick songs for his playlists off vibes. WAIT ACTUALLY I THINK HEAVY METAL/HARD ROCK. No reason other than the comedy. Like this lanky 30 year old guy wearing a tie and slacking off at his job and coming up with pranks and you’d expect him to listen to something lighthearted but no it’s heavy metal.

Morning birds? Night owls? Combination of the two?

I think Karen would probably stay up later (although tries to go to bed early on work nights.) None of them particularly enjoy waking up early, but kinda have to for work. Pam would probably be the most used to waking up early.

And a Few Personal Favorites: 

Who’s more likely to start a snowball fight?

Jim (canon, as seen in the episode where he snowballed Dwight.) Karen would be a VERY close second, and Pam would happily join, and although she would start some herself, probably wouldn’t as much as Karen and Jim.

Thunderstorms: yea? nay? 

I could see Pam liking the background noise of the rain, but I could also see her getting irritated if it went on too long. I could also see her getting worried the quickest if the storm was too severe (although not that much quicker than Jim or Karen.) Karen and Jim would probably work together to exaggerate what happened on a call to Michael (“yeah sorry we can’t come in.” “The uh-“ “the roof” “it broke”.) After awhile I think they would all start to feel cooped up, but I think it would get to Jim first.

Ice cream: flavors, toppings, etc.

Karen-Vanilla with strawberry.

Pam-Anything with chocolate.

Jim-Vanilla or Mint Chocolate Chip. I’m sorry he strikes me as a toothpaste ice cream guy.

Questions for your OTP/OT3/the Loves of Your Life

Every Day Quirks:

Who’s the clumsy one? How clumsy are we talking?

Who’s more likely to forget something?

What are they secretly singing in the shower?

Dreams: 

Who’s the one day-dreaming of a road trip?

If they could be anywhere in the whole wide universe, where would they be?

Which fictional world would they want to be a part of?

Interests: 

What are the shows they would want to watch? Any movies?

Indoor activities or outside? 

Would they have a tumblr(s)?

Personal Tastes:

Breakfast for dinner: what’s their opinions?

What music do they listen to? Do they listen to anything?

Morning birds? Night owls? Combination of the two?

And a Few Personal Favorites: 

Who’s more likely to start a snowball fight?

Thunderstorms: yea? nay? 

Ice cream: flavors, toppings, etc.

[ticklishshenanigansau]

Agent 1's Ink-terrogation

Fandom: Splatoon

Characters: Callie (Agent 1), Agent 3, DJ Octavio

Synopsis: What was supposed to be another normal day for Callie gets interrupted when the third operative of the Squidbeak Splatoon starts acting odd. But no matter how tight-lipped her junior was being, Callie still had one special trick up her sleeve to pry out the secret that she might be hiding.

(I feel bad for always asking for a "Keep Reading" cut from the mods, but that's what I get when I keep writing crazy long prompts. xD)

[Here's the cut! Also, this is for Day 28: Confession]

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Okay, okay. One more time. Callie could do this. She juggled much more than that without a hitch before the whole Octo Canyon fiasco; this kind of schedule was smallfry to her!

"Meeting with Marie's doc on 9:20, practice session on 10:30, Metro investigation with OTH on 11:15… uh… uhhhhhh… oh no…! What was the next one...?!"

"OI!"

"Holy salmon!" What the heck was that?! That was so loud! That was… Octavio’s voice, wasn’t it?

Callie shoved open the sliding door of Cuttlefish Cabin and caught a glance of… oh, Three’s already here! The younger Inkling looked like a Salmonid caught in the headlights, while DJ Octavio was shaking his head in his snow globe abode.

“Honestly, what are you doing, pacing back and forth like that?” The DJ pointed at Three with one of his wasabi stalks. “You’re gonna make me dizzy just by watching you!”

“That’s…” Meanwhile, Three was clearly still flustered from shock. “What I’m doing is none of your business.”

Something's going on here. Callie skipped over to her junior’s side and patted her shoulder. “Becaaauuse Octavio here’s secretly a big ol’ softie, and he’s worried for you! It’s obvious, Three.”

“Don’t feed that muck to your junior, Callie.” Octavio’s grumble only made her stick her tongue out at him. “You oughta drag her to a doctor to see if she really hasn’t caught anything. She practically phased out from reality just now. I can’t keep shouting at the top of my lungs, ya know!”

When she turned to face the younger Inkling, she was met with a childish pout. Clearly, something must be going on with Agent 3 if even Octavio was concerned (even if he was showing it in the sassiest way possible). Looks like it was time for Detective Callie to get down to business!

“Ha-ha, admit it, Octavio; you’re a big worrywart for everyone around you! I can’t promise you I’ll actually drag her to a doctor, though.”

“Please don’t.” Three immediately interjected.

“Aww, just kidding! Now c’mon, didn’t you want to discuss something about the Metro with me?” Before either Octavio or Three could continue the subject, Callie quickly dragged her junior towards the cabin. Maybe Three felt uncomfortable with letting Octavio overhear whatever was gnawing at her.

The cabin was… kinda cramped, if Callie wanted to be brutally honest, but there was still enough space for more than the two of them to gather in. All of the folders and manila cards on the folding table are quickly swept off and stacked in a nearby cupboard; they were currently of no use to Detective Callie. Alright, let’s see just what kind of case she had on her hands.

“So, out with it. What’s on your mind?” At Three’s confused gaze, she continued on. “Oh, don’t you try to deny it! There’s obviously a reason you ‘phased out from reality’ if Octavio had to yell to get your attention.”

“He yells all the time! Did you forget the time I faced off against him?”

“Not wrong, but you know how much he’s mellowed out ever since he got his butt kicked again. Now tell me!”

“It’s…” Hang on. Was Agent 3 blushing?! “It’s really dumb. I can just ask Marina for advice later.”

Yep, no way around it. The orange blooming on her cheeks contrasted against the fair tone of her skin. A theory was already starting to form in Callie’s mind, but until Three herself admitted it out loud, she couldn’t decisively name it as the truth.

“Oh come on, so what if it’s really dumb? You know you can tell me or Marie anything, right?”

“Ngh… it’s really not a big deal...” The pouty face was back again. Yikes, she’d almost forgotten how stubborn the younger agent can be. Well, if words weren’t getting her anywhere further, perhaps it was time for more… unconventional methods. Callie flexed her fingers underneath the tiny table; she had to play her cards perfectly if she wanted to catch Three off-guard. Luckily, two-and-a-half years of working together in the Splatoon also allowed Callie to be able to read her junior like a book and spot the perfect opening.

“Uh-huh, and Octavio will finally admit that he’s a big softie. Well, if you still think it’s really dumb, then maybe I’ll have to convince you that it’s not, whether you like it or not!” Before her fellow operative could catch on, Callie quickly rounded to behind Three and wrapped an arm across her left elbow to restrict the movement of that arm. Just as she reckoned, Three’s smaller size gave Callie the upper hand. She would feel bad for the poor girl, but right now, the desire for friendly mischief was too powerful to ignore.

With quick, gentle strokes of her fingers across the younger Inkling’s stomach, Callie was already drawing out a surprised squeal and uncontrollable giggling from her captive. The free hand that had been tugging at Callie’s arm sprang away in the midst of the chaos, and the junior soon started twisting frantically in a sloppy attempt to escape the senior agent’s hold.

Back before the younger agent had left with Gramps for their Mount Nantai excursion (which had soon reeled them into far more than what they’d bargained for), Callie often liked playing with Three during down time at the Cuttlefish residence, just to make the younger Inkling feel less lonely. And although Three always protested very loudly, Callie just couldn’t resist attacking her ticklish spots, not helped by the natural advantage in size she always had over the smaller Inkling. If it wasn’t all in good fun, she might be considered bullying someone younger than her. But hey, it still got her to start grinning from ear to ear, even if it was involuntary.

“No, nooooo!!” And even now, despite being hardened by the adventures she had with Gramps, Three could never hold her ground against Callie’s mischievous fingers, which had now travelled up to attack the junior’s sides. “Agent 1, let- let go! It-It’s not fair!”

“No can do, Three! Detective Callie has decided that you need to let loose a little bit, and that’s what I will help you to do!” The Hero Vest that Three usually wore to Octarian turf, which was made of thin, flexible fabric, provided little resistance against the scratching fingers, much to the agent’s dismay. “The great tickle monster has named you as her next prey, agent! Can you escape from her grasp?”

“D-Don’t- let me- WAH!!” Callie found herself giggling at the sight of Three immediately puffing up like Judd the Cat when she decided to brush her fingers down her back, slowly dragging them across the black fabric like a comb through tentacles. With one of her arms currently being held in place by Callie’s firm grip, Agent 3 had a very limited sphere of mobility, and her only free arm worked a lot less effectively as a weapon when she was locked in this position and was enduring devious tickles at her weakest points, so all she could do was claw and kick aimlessly at the air in front of her, unable to impede Callie’s fingers in any way.

Eventually, Callie felt the younger operative slacken in her grip. “Oh- Okay, okay!! I’ll tell you! Just let me go!”

“As you wish! ~♪” She unwound the arm that had been holding tightly onto Three’s own captive arm, while her fingers finally stopped tormenting her junior’s neck. The younger Inkling was completely wiped out, lying down on Callie’s lap as she tried to catch her breath and fight off the last of the phantom tickles, all while she still held her arms in front of her in a defensive X, as if she was anticipating seconds and thirds from Callie the moment she let her guard down.

“Ngh… Callie, it’s not fair…! You always hold me down tightly so that I can’t fight back!”

“Sorry, Three! You just make it too easy!” Just to troll her a little more, Callie began to slowly draw her fingers towards her stomach again, only to get it fiercely slapped away by a gloved hand. “Kidding, kidding!”

“Ugh, give me a- moment.” In one motion, the younger operative sat straight up, before turning around to face Callie. “You have a way of wrestling out any secrets I want to keep.”

“Trying to urge you was getting me nowhere, so I had to switch up my plan of attack, now, don’t I? Now,” Callie softened her grin into a gentle smile. “Will you finally tell me what’s this ‘really dumb’ thing that’s been on your mind?”

“Yeah, yeah. It’s actually…” The junior’s orange blush was back in full force. “Agent 8 asked me if I would like to go for lunch at Skipper’s Pavilion together tomorrow.”

B-I-N-G-O.

“CALLED IT!! ~♪” Callie couldn’t help but cheer loudly. Three may be the first Inkling to thoroughly kick Octavio’s butt, but she was still a squidkid, and predictably, matters of the heart turned her into a total shrinking violet, especially when it concerned their Octoling rookie. That Agent 8 sure had a way with the ladies, alright. “I wasn’t sure at first, but I reckoned that it has to be something to do with your dear Eight. After all, who else could make you flustered like that, huh~?”

“Shut it…!” The younger operative wailed. “My brother keeps telling me that I shouldn’t be fretting so much, but I just- I just wanna make it a good time to remember! I don’t want to look back on it and feel like wanting to kick myself for screwing it up!”

“Oh, Three, Three, Three,” Callie wrapped an arm around the girl’s shoulders. “I can understand that feeling, but believe me, it’s not that complicated! Tell you what, screw the Metro discussion; it’s time for a crash course with yours truly! Now c’mon, let’s go!”

“G-Go? Go where?”

The sliding door was practically shoved open. “To the Cuttlefish residence, duh! This tiny cabin is no place for preparing you for your lunch date! Come on, time’s-a wasting!”

“Okay, okay, I’m coming! Wait for me!” While Three was scrambling up behind her, Callie had already dashed towards the sewer grate leading back to Inkopolis. Oh, to be young in love; it was super-duper adorable, at least. And if she had to be honest, she’d really missed this kind of daily-life adventures with the younger agent.

… No, not just her; she’d missed having this simple life with all of those around her. Advancing her careers to the next level did make her happy back then, but she’d also failed to see just how much she was missing out on.

Not this time, though. This time, Callie intended to cherish every moment she could spend with this little family they’ve created over the 2 years.

Kicking evil’s butt as Agent 1 was cool and all, but for now, it was time for Callie Cuttlefish to take the center stage.

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Ending notes: So this was a doozy. For this prompt, I decided to dive back into the ink™ and revisit my fanfiction-writing roots, Splatoon (totally not influenced by the release of Splatoon 3, promise).

For a franchise largely advertised for its multiplayer shooter side, a staggering proportion of its fics – if not all of them – are centered around its more sidelined single-player mode and the juicy background lore said mode provides, and much of the fun comes from establishing your original characters from the local blank slate player avatars (Agent 3, for example) and exploring character relations and developing headcannons, with the only limit being your imagination. So unfortunately, and perhaps ironically, despite being more of a multiplayer shooter than a story-driven game, Splatoon also requires new members to have some basic starting knowledge of its world and lore in order to get the best out of its fics. I have no idea if either mods have played Splatoon or at least know how it works, so I tried to keep my submission as first-timer-friendly as possible, but some quick catching up via either the Inkepedia or YouTube may be inevitable (no lore dump from yours truly, though, since this ending note itself was getting abhorrently long).

Either way, I hope you enjoy this submission for #28. I didn’t think I would come up with this idea, much less one with my very first fandom, but sometimes ink-spiration strikes and you just have to keep the pen moving. Thank you for allowing me to be part of this event again!

(PS: the occasional colored names are just a fun thing I do when writing for Splatoon, but due to Tumblr's very limited word color choices, I don't have much to work with. xD)

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[Thank you so much for your submission, it's so good to have you join in again! This is so wholesome and cute! >w< I only know the basic gameplay mechanics of Splatoon and none of the lore, but you made everything easy enough to follow. Whether it's canon or not, the strong bond between the agents is wonderful to read =3 ~Kitty]

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter thirteen: Why put in so much effort?

Word Count: 1.2K

TW Swearing, angst, characters acting different, comparison of words to Vomit

Summary: U.A.’s third year student y/l/n Y/n, has had a crush for a long time on Todoroki Shouto. One day she decides to write an anonymous love letter, sticks it under his door. She confessed her love and asked him to meet under the Cherry tree Saturday at 4pm. She prepared with her friends for this moment, but what happens when someone else takes credit for the letter? (All characters aged up to third year!)

Taglist open!! Send an ask or do to be added!!

An: This chapter do be an angsty one !!! 

Kirishima POV

On my way down to her room, I had thought about yesterday, and if it was really a good idea to bring this up today. As I reached up to knock on her door, she swung it open and instantly threw her arms around me. 

“I’ve missed hanging out with you alone.” 

“I’ve missed it too y/n.” I said hugging back with one arm.. We walked inside sitting down at the small table she had while I passed over her food. 

“I can’t believe you made my favorite. What’s the special occasion?” 

“I have something I wanted to talk to you about, but after you eat.” She locked eyes with me, but you could see the worry written on her face. “Don’t worry it’s nothing bad.” I hoped she wouldn't take it badly anyways. 

While we ate I made small talk with her to lighten the mood a bit, more of a distraction for me. I kept thinking I shouldn’t be here. It's not fair that I am surprising her with this with what she's been going through. 

“So do you think you will be able to gather enough evidence to show Todoroki that it really was you this whole time?” 

“I think so, well I hope so.” She said, wiping her face off. She looked down at her hands and began fiddling with her thumbs.  

“Why put in so much effort? He was easily fooled into believing it was someone else with out any proof.” 

“Well why do we do the things we do for the ones we love?” She looked up again meeting my eyes.

“I guess that makes sense.” I was beginning to be a little more nervous about what I have been wanting to tell her. 

“I did pour my whole heart into that letter. I mean, with your help of course, but I just feel really connected with him.” 

“You never really talked to him though?” 

“It’s just the way I felt when we did. I don't know exactly how to explain it.” She said standing up. 

“Let’s sit on my bed and talk.” I followed behind her as we sat down. “It may sound dumb to you, but you will understand when you fall in love too.” 

“I get that you have liked him since first year, but how do you know it's really love?” 

“You just know,” She raised her hand and pointed to my chest. “You feel it here Kiri.” 

“Ah, I see..” I looked away from her quickly looking towards the picture of us and our friends on her bedside table. 

“So, hypothetically speaking uhhhhhh,” I took a deep breath, why am I so nervous? 

“What do you mean hypothetically speaking?”

“Just ummm… hypothetically if say, someone you are friends with liked you…..what would you do?” I noticed her perk up, showing me I had her full attention now. 

“Well depending on the person, I would react differently.” 

“What do you mean by that?” 

“Well depending on who it is, I would decline based on how I know their personalities would react or take the rejection.” 

“So hypothetically, if I was to ask you out, how would you reject me?” 

“Kiri! You’re my best friend as if you would ask me out!” I just smiled at her awkwardly, 

“Well it’s hypothetical silly! I just wanted to see since you sound like some sort of master of saving feelings.” She went silent for a moment.

“So who is it?”

“What?” My eyes grew bigger as I began to feel my heart race. “No one at all hahaha….” 

“Kiri… I know you better then that. First you used “hypothetically” and now you're just saying “hahaha”, that to me is suspicious.” 

“Uhhhhh, I gotta go, sorry y/n!! See you later.” Before she could say anything to me I rushed out of the room and off to the stairs just running up to my room. My phone started blowing up with messages from y/n already. 

Falling back down on my bed, I let out a deep sigh. I realized now I never asked her about Midoriya. Just when I was about to close my eyes and hopefully fall asleep for the night, a knock and voice could be heard from the opposite side of my door. 

“Kiri, I know you are in here, please let me talk to you. I’m sorry about upstairs, we can just be bros and pretend it didn’t happen, but I still want to hang out with my best friend. I miss hanging out with you.”  I wasn’t sure if some kind of demon possessed me or what really happened, but I ripped open my door, facing her sad eyes. I felt angry. 

“Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer hanging out with Deku?” I said, anger dripping from my words. 

“Where is this coming from? Did you have a personality change on your way up here?” She asked, surprised. 

“No, I am just kinda tired of how you constantly hang out with deku, if i even get invited, it's even after him? Are you in love with him too or something? Why am I always your second choice now?” 

“What the actual fuck kirishima.” 

“I’m not sure, you tell me. We have been best friends for years, all of a sudden Deku swoops you away!! I just don’t get it. When did I become not enough for you?” 

“You're acting like we were in a romantic relationship! You need to calm down.” Her voice had started to raise. 

“Is that really all you have to say?” 

“I missed one hang out, like what the fuck?” You could see eyes become more glossy.  

“That's not the point. You know what? Forget it. I’m tired. So just leave.” I didn’t want this to continue anymore, hell I didn’t even know where all this rage jealousy had come from to begin with. 

“You may be my best friend but he is the only one who gets what I have been feeling. Being in love for over 2 years then seeing them together does something to you. Something he understands, something I wouldn’t want you to understand cause it hurts.” I couldn't control what I said next, like word vomit, it just came spewing out.  

“You must be living in some kind of fantasy world, cause in this world, Todoroki doesn't even know you exist. It's truly pathetic watching you day after day chasing someone like that, when one of your close friends is madly in love with you!!” At this point tears had started free falling from her eyes. 

“Out of all the people in the world who could hold such harsh words in their hearts, my last guess would have been you Kirishima. Just do me a favor and don’t contact me for a while.” With that she left. She left me standing in my door, watching her leave. Watching her slowly lose it more and more with each step she took. I knew it was bad. I knew I shouldn’t have said these things. The reason I did? Jealousy. I felt jealous of Midoriya, I felt jealous how she responded even to Bakugou the day she saw Ochaco with Todoroki. Most of all, I was jealous of Todoroki.

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AN: Plot twist coming up got me mad excited to write it. I hope everyone is still enjoying the story line. I hope it doesn’t seem like I strayed too much from the summary plot line. This has been mapped in my head for a while, so hopefully people are still enjoying it!! Feel free to send asks, dms, or even leave comments with reactions to the story! As a writer it means alot to see these as it  gives me joy to see reactions or positive responses!! Don’t feel pressure to do it though!! 

Taglist: @videogameboiwhowins​ @too-many-fandoms666 @angelofdarkness1020 @bakuinred​ @yoonbbyboy​ @iamagalaxy @softesyoongi @tsumuuumiyaaaa @kyomihann @iwavibes @thatweirdfox22 @missmultifangirl @lilithknight1111 @letmebreathepls @ohmygodronnie2020 @noahmanz @smolbbygorl @mikeys-thighs

[mundanesafehaven]

Haikyuu Characters thirsting over SpongeBob

CROOKEDCROWHEADS

✔Online

Y/N IS A HOE

I just found out something golden✨

SALTYASSB’TCH

what is dis bullshit again?

Y/N IS A HOE

geez calm ur balls down

SugaR Mami

Don't tell me that dis is

about spongebob again?

Noya’S POOPULAR

What's wrong with spongebob

I mean mr crab's daughter is hot asf!

BALDIES EGG

Yeah she thicccc😏😏

SALTYASSB’TCH

Ur taste on women is

Unbelievable

DADCHI

I mean....

Mrs. puff tho damn mami🐡😍

SugaR Mami

Not in front of my salad

Y/N IS A HOE

Not u guys thirsting

over fishes...😏🐟

Fr tho larry the lobster?💦

ANGRY INFANT🍼

How about squidward? He's

The most relatable out of them..

CAPRISUN🍊

Yeah coz he looks exactly like u🦑

Like the attitude is on point✌️

Noya’S POOPULAR

Yeah both kags and squids

Has some kind of anger issues

For no reason

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Fuck you guys💗

Y/N

Uhhhhhh u forgot

Abt my discovery🤠

SALTYASSB’TCH

Yeah no cap who even cares?

CAPRISUN🍊

I have a discovery too!

Spongebob has holes on his body!? Can u believe that

Y/N IS A HOE

Hinata... Do u even watch spongebob?🤡

CAPRISUN🍊

I do, I'm in ep 1 already!

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Someone throw this man away

Like I don't care whoever pick him out from the trash

YAMSSSS

That's harsh... but I expected that

Y/N IS A HOE

Can u pls stfu coz I'm about

To destroy ur dreams and hope!😽

SALTYASSB’TCH

Let me guess, spongebob parents

are not sponge but literal cookies

Y/N IS A HOE

I mean its close, but still no.

Like how the hell are spongebob parents not crumbling?!

They're literally under fucking water.

YAMSSSS

That's what u call

S C I E N C E🌈

BALDIES EGG

I knew it, spongebob is

is an adopted.

SugaR Mami

❌ that's what u call dumb,like all of you!

DADCHI

Yow calm down...

SugaR Mami

I'm mad asf because why is no one talking about fcking mr crabs!

Did u see his butt? Its S U P R E M A C Y.

Emoshitty

I mean why is no one talking about Patrick?

SALTYASSB;TCH

Patrick is living in a rock

Like he's dumb as fck.

Emoshitty

Atleast he's not moody✨ and he's not always in his period like u do so stfu🙂

BALDIES EGG

Damn, enoshita mad? That's hot🤤

Y/N IS AHOE

I mean I like pink so Ilike patrick

SALTYASSB’TCH

I'm about to delete dis chat bcs

I'm lowkey scared⚰️

This thing makes me think that I'm the only normal person in here

Y/N IS A HOE

Not really considering ur obsession with dead lizards, i don't think so

[daniel-with-an-l]

Karate Kid/Cobra Kai Survey

Thank you @justveeing for tagging me! I know you tagged my main blog ( @magneto-burrito ) buuuut I hope it’s okay to do this here instead!

It’s the year 2021 and you’re obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?:

:•) *clown honk* pretty much par for the course

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?:

I mean I watched it once or twice, because I’m an 80’s enthusiast, so of course I had to watch it, but I had only seen the first one

We gotta do the basics. Who’s your favorite character:

I’m a sucker for dumbass characters, so of course it was Johnny that got me hooked to the show

Favorite ship:

Oh yeah! And Lawrusso really cemented my obsession with Cobra Kai

Underrated character:

How about Jimmy? What’s his story?? What’s his deal?

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy):

Uhhhhhh Daniel and Mac n cheese idk

Wax on, Wax off or Sweep the Leg:

I find my self saying “sweep the leg” a lot in my day to day life

Me, watching my cats play fight: SWEEP THE LEG

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?:

How can I CHOOSE, they ALL GOOD, the FASHION OF IT ALL.

I do love this in particular thought. The camo with the plaid, with the back pack held in such a ridiculous manner

Character from the films you most want to return, who is not Terry Silver:

Where the FUCK is JESSICA?!

Scene that lives in your head rent-free:

“Hmm.... webmd”

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?

Are you kidding? If I know anything about younger siblings he’s been watch this all unfold and he’s got the plan that is gonna solve everything. He’s the key to all this.

You live in The Valley and are forced into the Karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?

Cobra Kai.... I can’t stand the pretentiousness of Daniel’s miyagi-do, and my brand of trauma says I HAVE to be Cobra Kai.

What’s your training montage song?:

This or this

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?:

It’s the 1980’s and there’s a monster roaming the Vally: Stranger Kai. Or Cobra Kai Unsolved: Johnny and Daniel argue about whether or not ghosts are real and it’s deeply stupid.

Oh boy, everyone’s probably already been tagged for this, so if you haven’t and you’d like to be tagged just let me know!

[stiekemekat]

i often make jokes about it, but i’m kind of :/ about it having spread to the rest of the fandom who’ve never seen the OVA, so here i go i guess:

Roy Mustang’s rivalry with Maes Hughes in the Brotherhood OVA is not just because Maes Hughes took the last quiche.

phew, okay, got that off my chest, so let me just uhhhhhh support my hypothesis.

I don’t know how many people actually have seen the Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OVA “Yet Another Man’s Battlefield”. If anyone wants to see it, someone uploaded the entire English dub on Vimeo. This dumb irrelevant post is only really about the first part of the OVA, where they’re at the military academy. And still happy. 

Okay, so in this OVA, and only in this OVA, there is this beautiful boy:

He doesn’t show up anywhere else, not even in the manga extra the OVA was based on, because that one only goes into the last part of the OVA. 

“But Merel,” I don’t hear you ask, because you’re reading this and we’re not having a conversation, “what does this beautiful man, this best boy, this literally only fully-named Ishvalan character in any of the canons have to do with quiche?” Nothing, but Heathcliff Erbe has a lot to do with the Roy/Maes rivalry. You know who also has a lot to do with the Roy/Maes rivalry??? This guy:

Do it. Punch him.

This asshole right here is smirking at Heathcliff, who he accidentally ran into. He then proceeds to be... racist. From one second “sorry, are you okay” to the other “ew Ishvalan”, and in the background is Roy, watching the entire interaction. After Heathcliff gives a P E R I S H glare, the assholes leave, and Roy asks if he’s alright. 

THEN!! We get to the well-known cafeteria scene, with the quiche, blah blah blah, >:( quiche stolen, etcetera. Roy is angery, he looks back to glare at this quiche-stealing asshole, and 

Oh. Oh. The english dub makes it really clear what Roy sees: “So, he’s one of them.” 

Roy wants to annoy and piss off this person who stole his quiche, because Roy thinks he’s racist. Roy thinks he’s a racist asshole, just like his racist asshole buddies, but when Roy gets into a fight because he punched mr Punchable Face because he and his punchable buddies punched Heathcliff, Maes Hughes gun. 

He uses the dislike that everyone knows he has for Mustang to get Roy and Heathcliff away from his “friends”. Yeah, his “friends” are weirded out at Gun, but if they thought that it was just a friendly rivalry with this weirdo guy whose quiche he stole, they would have questioned his orders for Mustang and “the Ishvalan” to come to him. Even Roy believes that he could be in danger, he’s glaring at him every step of the way. Until Maes smirks and turns the gun back to his “friends”, Roy is angry and scared. 

of course maes then goes “you’re all bullies!!” and just like the rest of fma makes the mistake of putting racism as a failure of individuals instead of a systemi

tl;dr Roy angry Maes because Maes racist.

[ilianchant]

𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓  ,  𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓  𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆!  tag  six  muns  you  would  like  to  get  to  know  better  when  done!

name  :  stephanie

nickname  :  steph

age  :  uhhhhhh. old. older than 21, younger than 30.

faceclaim  :  i don’t really use one, but i got some icons of amy brookheimer from veep saved :’)

pronouns  :  she/her

height  :  161cm / 5′3

birthday  :  30th of june

aesthetics  :  vaguely anything that looks like its soundtrack would be a duduk. ancient greece, ancient rome, byzantium. medieval spain, fields of lavender? for someone who really doesn’t tolerate the heat i seem to love a warm aesthetic lmao. but in general it’s just super vague. i look kinda goth so? i guess that too. and like, academia in general bc i miss studying 

favorite  muse  you’ve  written  :  anne. anne byrne on @marwnad - also the most consistent. (LOL!) my tragic magnum opus and the one muse i’m still in love with after almost 4 years of writing her on and off.

what  inspired  you  to  take  on  your  current  muse(s)  :  uhh, mostly the fact that i love very niche fandoms (or at least fandoms with smaller rpcs) so making single muses for all of them would be so much work. also i hate switching between blogs. but like, reasons for every single one of them

what  are  your  favorite  aspects  of  your  current  muse(s)  :  that i absolutely would hate most of them if they were real people and hate fuels me. :’) but in all seriousness, i love the versatility, even if they are in many aspects quite similar. 

eleanor is an angry milf and i respect that. i love going out and being as angry and vulgar as i want. she’s horrible.

alys is complicated because it feels like i never really get her right, but at the same time, i really love developing her and making her a consistent person. and how she just. goes on despite the world crashing down.

ashara is just a dork and i love being able to play a dumbass who is really smart, but very dumb. and she’s an optimist. 

lucy is just the nicest person and interesting for me, since i rarely play canon characters. also she’s so different from so many other warcraft ladies

vanora is someone i love to hate because her values are so very different from mine, being a conservative militarist. but i get where she comes from, and trying to see her side is fun.

carys is my catholic guilt and love for crusader memes. nothing else. i just love the sacred and the profane and the difficulties of religious fanatics.

the accuser is the best warcraft character (besides lucy and theotar) and why there’s no specific aspect, i just really love her whole vibe and dediation.

anne & isabel are very similar, i love historical spy ladies who do everything to survive.

sirin was my favourite in tyranny and while i haven’t played her yet, combining her bratty teenage self/childishness with the trauma and power? beautiful

what’s  your  biggest  inspiration  when  it  comes  to  writing  :  mostly visual, since if i dig some vibe/aesthetic, i want it and that means i want to write it.

favorite  types  of  threads  :  ANGST........... sorry guys

biggest  struggle  in  regards  to  your  current  muse(s)  :  real life is a muse killer and the act of writing is uhh EXHAUSTING

tagged by: @fereldend THANK U!!!  tagging:  @rottweilerrr @dullahaunt @warwaged @necroarchy @ladaar AND U

[phcking-detective]

(never thought *I* would say this but) FUCK the angst tell me more about ghost Gavin???

fuck man I don’t know!! I just got the basic story premise, I have no ideas beyond that. 100% of my brain power right now is devoted to finishing If It Bleeds. I’m writing the very last scene. I wrote 5k today and I’m still not done

idk but maybe ghost!Gavin ends up possessing someone in a coma or something at the end so he can be physical again (so he can be partners with Nines for real!!) but all Nines knows is that his voice is gone and he thinks Gavin finally abandoned him and is Very Sad, but he hasn’t deviated yet, so he’s just experiencing lots of software instabilities, and I personally hc that deviating is actually super hard and traumatic, and almost half the androids don’t survive the shock of suddenly being body slammed into emotions and processing all of their Trauma(tm) at once, so Nines is overwhelmed and shutting down but

then new!Gavin shows up and he SAVES HIM and Nines doesn’t recognize who this new human is until he starts yelling at him for being dumb and scaring him, and he can’t be a ghost when he (Gavin) finally found a suitable phcking body, you big dumb baby android bitch!!!

and then they hug for the very first physical time, and Nines gets to experience soft good hands stroking across his face and through his hair, and maybe they even kiss a lil, but Nines is A Good Girl so Gavin has to actually court him first if he wants to keep doing that

oh OH maybe Gavin was like!! an old-timey detective from the 1800s or something, so he’s like yeah OK uhhhhhh I think I remember this?? and literally tries to COURT Nines like he’s a repressed 19th century gentleman, and Nines is like yes good this is what I deserve

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also this is different from the OTHER ghost AU I have dancing around in my brain where Nines is the repressed 1800s ghost who died of heartbreak after his fiance committed suicide, and now he haunts the estate, which has gotten carved up over and over and over again until it’s finally just this tiny plot of land that gets a house build on it, and he’s so sick of humans messing with it that he haunts the house

then TODAY, Gavin is a broke ass millennial who’s like FUCK YEAH I’ll buy a haunted house for half the price, I’m not affording shit otherwise. so he buys this house, and blah blah blah PLOT

but it turns out that he’s the reincarnation of Nines’s fiance, who was transgender before either of them knew what that was, and Nines never knew or understood why (s)he was so unhappy, but this version of Gavin is trans too and by watching and haunting him, he finally figures it out!!

and he possesses Gavin’s terrible-but-hot landlord, does a 180 in personality (bc it’s Nines now), and finally courts his long lost love for real because he still loves Gavin, and if anything, he loves this Gavin even MORE for finally be happy and confident with himself, 

AND THEY WERE HAUNTED ROOMMATES

[spaciousignatius]

Thanks @bunny-hoodlum for the tag. Also it’s just great to hear from you in general lol

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better. (No, I do not know 20 people)

Name: Josh

Gender: Male

Star Sign: Aquarius, I looked it up recently (to argue about how unnecessary and dumb horoscopes are), and I’m Gemini moon. That’s still meaningless, though. Horoscopes are intentionally vague so everything they say about a person with a specific birthday will line up at least somewhat. Don’t label me based on that bullshit.

Height: 6′

Time: 9:12 PM EST

Birthday: Feb 5th

Favorite Bands: We’ll go by most listened to. Green Day, A Day to Remember, blink-182, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Cranberries, Juice WRLD, JunkBunny, Dwarves, The Bouncing Souls, Movements, The Casualties, Grayscale, Dethklok, Black Sabbath, Sum 41, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday (I have named very few for the sake of my fingers, lol)

Favorite Solo Artists: Sasha Sloan, Taylor Swift (don’t judge me), nothing,nowhere., Dio (technically not solo but it was his project)

Last Movie: Chunibyo demo Koi ga Shitai!: Take on Me

When did I create this blog: September 2014

What I post: Whatever the fuck I want!! Mostly just anime gifs I like lol. And my own music!!

Last thing I googled: australium drop rate mvm tf2 (I’ve been playing TF2 a lot today)

Other blogs: None, what you see is what you get. I’m not interesting or patient enough to dedicate a blog to anything specific

Do I get asks: When I ask for them in ask games lol, otherwise though none. Which is a bummer cause I like talking to people lmao

Why I chose my URL: I use it for everything

Following: 168

Followers: 61

Average hours of sleep: I don’t really do that shit lmao. 5 if I’m lucky

Instruments: Guitar, bass and synthesizers. I’m solid at tambourine, too

What am I wearing: A flannel shirt and black pants

Dream Job(s): Food truck homie. I’ve come to terms with it that I’ll never be a touring musician, so now it’s all about the portable noms

Dream Trip: A trip where I can go anywhere, whenever I want. I want to roam the Earth, sail the seas and fly through the skies

Favorite Foods: Too many! I love seafood, I’m a huge fan of the classics, hot sauce rings through my blood and I especially love chicken wings. Ethnic foods are especially good. More specifics? Alright, my all-time favorite is nachos. I’m a fucking whiz-kid when it comes to making a dope plate of nachos. Never accept any limitations. If you think it’d be good on a base of cheese and chips, TRY IT.

Last Book I Read: The Recording Engineer’s Handbook by Bobby Owsinski

Top 3 Fictional Universe I'd Like to Live In: uhhhhhh. Black Sails. I can’t name three

Tagging: @letsfuck-conformity just you, I’m not tagging a bunch of people

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i wanted to do a touch of research before i responded to this because i know Jack Shit about the actors or any of that. From what i gleamed (correct me if i’m wrong), the three of them loved the show and were sad at the decrease in quality. I mean if sounds like no one was forcing them to stay with a gun to their heads tho. i think their contracts are renewed by season, but i’m not sure? regardless, like, i’d be a bit more empathetic if they were like, stuck in the show with no way out and also not being paid a bajillion dollars.

That said... it is unfortunate that the editing was shit. We were all like “wtf is this edited badly” and if it turns out it WAS its not really their fault but the fault of the director/editor/producer/whatever who was like “uhhhhhh let’s make everyone happy and make no meaningful progress with our ending” which in turn made no one happy :)

One thing i’ve been contemplating as a writer recently is the concept of writers criticizing their own fans. Like. Sh*rlcok? Made a literal episode making fun of their fans. H*mestuck? either hussie’s turned into a cock or his ghostwriters have some weird superiority complex. And now S*pernatural? Everyone’s family and in platonic love, probably, how dare you expect these Manly Man to end up queer? Huh? You thought? Fools, all of you, which loyally watch our shitty show and earn us more money than God (or, chuck, or whatever). How dare you like what we write OR complain when it’s clearly bad or lazy writing and it’s been going on for far too long?

I’m not exactly sure where im going with this but i guess you can leave with these two thoughts:

1) Society needs to stop the whole “hurrrr women mean im miserable but BOY im heterosexual!!! fuck my wife but also fuck my wife yknow what i mean ;;;;;;))))))” because, jesus christ. if you’re going to be misogynistic at least like, make your dumb male characters happy. fuck you.

2) my worst enemy is every writer who hates their fans. yknow what? they hate them because they’re women. it’s all misogyny. “Fuck you and your pipe dreams of genuine personal connection and love. these are MEN they DIE LIKE MEN and either die of tetanus or miserable with their stupid bitch wife.”

It’s sad because a lot of “toxic” spn fans are probably internalizing the misogyny, and they let it out on other fans. it’s really too bad this was so influential for so many afab teenagers because wow, uh, bad.

Conclusion: oops! all misogyny.

I hope you find healthier spaces, anon, both online and irl. you deserve it. Godspeed my friend