#this post is brought to you by sleep deprivation

[oh-men-of-dark-and-dismal-fate]

I have yet to see 1990's POTO, but based on a few clips and photos I've seen, ChErik would get on with Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. They would be roommates and be confused as brothers. Phantom of the Chocolate Factory bby. Willy Wonka and the Opera boi.

[arttsuka]

Stupid comic idea that I didn't feel like spending too much time drawing

The same thing but without any color

[animazi]

icl i fundamentally disagree with the 'oh the acolyte shows anakin could have left the order anyway actually so he's so much worse bc he had an easy way out the whole time' discussions I've been seeing, because, like. literally why is this even a topic of discussion? ok ok hang with me here, I'm doing a list.

there is literally nothing in the prequels that suggests this is ever an option for him. up until shmi's death he is happy with the order - most of the problems he expresses come specifically from his relationship with obi-wan not the jedi generally, so why would he want to leave. once shmi dies, sure I getcha. his mum died and the jedi have a significant hand in that, and then he immediately breaks the code and does a massacre. however, and some may have missed this, its a fairly small plot point, the clone wars begin. anakin is not only never characterised as the sort of guy who would back out of this conflict (esp since he was involved from the get go), but also there is literally no time between anything - aotc and rots take place over such short time spans, comparatively; we see quite literally All the events happening at once.

so why doesn't he quit in tcw/rots? again. there is a war on and he is directly involved. tcw shows him as having made personal connections with the clones, and if there's one thing about anakin that everyone should be able to agree on its that he sure has attachments. also, again, rots takes place over such a short span of time and he is fairly clearly not in the best place in like fucking any of it

it probably wouldn't even fix anything bro. anakin is not the central turning point of the war, not really. that's palpatine. with or without anakin palpatine still gets the war, and realistically if anakin leaves the order then war breaks out, he is going to turn to palpatine as one of the only people he is close to, and ergo probably falls anyway. maybe he doesn't kill the younglings but like. shit still happens, jedi still get order 66'd

No Please Understand One Busy And Isolated Woman Is Not A Full Support Network Stop It. ok so. padme isolation is something that I fully see in the films. I will not yap on about that now, but take it as read for this point (although. even if she has a great and healthy support network that is not the issue! you are still saying that padme, who has a very busy job and her own life regardless, should functionally drop everything to support anakin). a key part of support networks is that they are a network aka not one woman. look me dead in the eyes and think anakin and obi-wan (already not having a great communicative relationship) are still talking after he leaves. go on. try. realistically speaking once the war starts anakin is in an, if anything, worse position - his fatherbrothermentor is out there fighting and he cannot help, his wife is barely home, the senate is always busy, and he is so so jobless (again. here is where palpatine would swoop in...bro cannot win fr fr). and Again, One (1) Padme Should Not Be Responsible For Dealing With The Entirely Of Anakin's Issues. stop it.

I don't actually have a full point 5 rn I just like it when the numbers do this :3

so bonus not-quite point: tcw and the acolyte both explicitly say the jedi don't prep you for the outside world if you leave the order, transferable skills etc etc BUT ALSO does your ex-jedi have any records of employment? any space gcses or a-levels or space degrees? a letter of recommendation? are they actually skilled enough in say mechanics/engineering to be able to survive in a world where droids exist and clearly have a huge presence in those sectors? any any money to help them get a flat or smth (not applicable in anakin's case but worth saying anyway)?

in short. I don't think it's a fair point to make when criticising anakin. it relies on a really weird reading of the prequels that misses a) the war, b) palpatine, c) the inherent misogyny of putting the wellbeing of anakin, guy who is hanging on the same thread as my sanity after exam week, entirely in the hands of one woman, d) the lack of regard for how support networks are, in fact, networks, e) how fast everything happens in the prequels

[anexistingexistence]

Asher: I get excited over the smallest things. Like round ice cubes. Ice balls if you will.

David: Ash did you put your dick in the freezer?

Asher: Yeah...

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

Rye, drunk: "Bourbon, they really should've codenamed you Tennessee."

Bourbon, not familiar with American puns, also drunk: "Why."

Rye, grinning: "'Cause you're the only ten I see."

And Bourbon chose violence.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

they just run right off the goddamned thing

[lanternliighting]

bsd is just like a period. it comes once a month, causes you immense pain, and leaves. except there is no menopause. you will suffer for eternity. bsd will haunt you beyond the grave

[tomfrogisblue]

even though the server got gone, you better believe I'm gonna celebrate guapoduo's one year wedding anniversary

if they cannot gay y feliz it up canonically for their anniversary, you better believe I'm gonna be fucking gay y feliz for them!

[destructo-range]

she ceaseless on my watcher til i wretched thing

[captain-krow-drozdov]

My Little Guy Came In The Mail Today =3

Vacuum Sealed For His Crimes

[womaninwinter]

The voice that says “hey if you stay up just half an hour longer, you can totally finish that story” at 22.30, that’s the voice of the devil for sure

[preoccupied-educator]

IMAGINE THE PARALLELS WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN IF JATP HAD BEEN RENEWED

Sorry for yelling but like, the kitchen scene right??

Iconic, I know.

But imagine in s2 when the boys are ALIVE AGAIN and Julie goes down for her midnight pb&j and finds Luke looking in the fridge but this time he can actually eat!! And instead of walking through each other when Julie goes for the OJ they bump into each other and Luke reaches out to steady her and her hand lands on his bicep (iykyk) and it’s A WHOLE MOMENT of eye contact and skin on skin contact and MAYBE this is quite soon after The Hug™️ so there is a lot of Tension 👀

OH AND THEN the porch scene right??? Imagine a tense conversation, maybe a “what am I going to do about my parents? Should I tell them I’m alive again?” moment (because we love when things come full circle) and they meet on the porch afterwards for a little apology as is their way and we got an ACTUAL Hand Holding Moment™️ and Luke (the little shit) says “this really is an interesting little relationship you and I have” I would simply lose. my. mind.

Oh and don’t even get me STARTED on an Edge of Great parallel jfc I’m gonna have to go lie down 😫

[delopsia]

The best part about needing a radio playing to sleep is that every once in a while, I Ain't Worried by One Republic comes on, and suddenly it's 2022 again; I'm in a theater with my mom, and watching a compilation of shirtless men with their tits out, honkers on full blast, and it's the highlight of my summer.

[theotherrichardpapen]

[butterflieswhisper]

tori sitting on the stairs is so. the lighting in heartstopper is awesome big fan of the blue/orange. is tori also depressed in the show i still think it would be so fucking funny to offhandedly mention her school burning down

[startrekmemequeen]

Soulmate AU where people see the world in black and white untill they meet their soulmate

Data can see color because he was made to see it. Data knows he will never be able to know who his soulmate is. Sometimes Data wonders if he even has a soul.

Geordi have always thought he would never know who his soulmate is because he's blind and his visor identifies color anyway. He just wouldn't be able to tell the difference because the signal from his visor won't change. He wonders if he even has a soulmate.

... untill one day he comes to the bridge for his first shift on the Enterprise. The lieutenant commander who's sitting behind the console next to him is surrounded by an aura of colorful light.