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trying to play around with scale textures

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1 raw egg

potluck at the devil's sacrament, what can i put you down for?

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We need a slur for obnoxious morning people

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The Swing (cult of the lamb version) Happy 3 year anniversary!

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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

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My side hustle, Children's Librarian, is in the books, too.

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The stuffed animal about to fall off my bed

Utterly Relaxed Leopard

Photographer: Irene Nathanson

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- Dr Frankenstein at the annual Universal Movie Monster potluck

You could say I'm a body builder... *builds a body out of other bodies*

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hey

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*monkey's paw flips me off 🖕*

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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This is the kind of threat I like to see on my dash <3

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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but its important

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French postcard, 1913

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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Should-...should we tell them?

fuck corporate mythologies but uhhh