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this may be the post-election low and the sleep deprivation talking, but i want all of you to know i'm being 100% serious when i say this
i changed my mind
fuck tragedy
fuck realism
fuck "the meaning of sacrifice"
i want vax to be saved and brought back and him being the same and marrying keyleth and them having 50 babies and die at the same time when they're both old and gray
#there's too much tragedy in the real world already#critical role#vox machina#the legend of vox machina#vax'ildan#keyleth of the air ashari#vexleth#sofigrace#yes i was in the 'let vax rest and keyleth move on' train#not anymore
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they just run right off the goddamned thing
#this post brought to you by sleep deprivation#taz balance#for non sf folks. it is a rooftop park. on a transit center that looks like what a moon base should look like imo
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if cringe is dead then the reaper must have gotten lost on the way to my house
#because i’m cringe#the joke is that i’m cringe#a terrible little cringey creature#do you get it#this post brought to you by sleep deprivation
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Stupid comic idea that I didn't feel like spending too much time drawing
The same thing but without any color
#this joke was brought to you by my sleep deprived brain#I literally wend 'socks and sandals. hehe scandals' and then 'wait that doesn't make sense...'#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#art#fanart#traditional art#comic#long post
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icl i fundamentally disagree with the 'oh the acolyte shows anakin could have left the order anyway actually so he's so much worse bc he had an easy way out the whole time' discussions I've been seeing, because, like. literally why is this even a topic of discussion? ok ok hang with me here, I'm doing a list.
there is literally nothing in the prequels that suggests this is ever an option for him. up until shmi's death he is happy with the order - most of the problems he expresses come specifically from his relationship with obi-wan not the jedi generally, so why would he want to leave. once shmi dies, sure I getcha. his mum died and the jedi have a significant hand in that, and then he immediately breaks the code and does a massacre. however, and some may have missed this, its a fairly small plot point, the clone wars begin. anakin is not only never characterised as the sort of guy who would back out of this conflict (esp since he was involved from the get go), but also there is literally no time between anything - aotc and rots take place over such short time spans, comparatively; we see quite literally All the events happening at once.
so why doesn't he quit in tcw/rots? again. there is a war on and he is directly involved. tcw shows him as having made personal connections with the clones, and if there's one thing about anakin that everyone should be able to agree on its that he sure has attachments. also, again, rots takes place over such a short span of time and he is fairly clearly not in the best place in like fucking any of it
it probably wouldn't even fix anything bro. anakin is not the central turning point of the war, not really. that's palpatine. with or without anakin palpatine still gets the war, and realistically if anakin leaves the order then war breaks out, he is going to turn to palpatine as one of the only people he is close to, and ergo probably falls anyway. maybe he doesn't kill the younglings but like. shit still happens, jedi still get order 66'd
No Please Understand One Busy And Isolated Woman Is Not A Full Support Network Stop It. ok so. padme isolation is something that I fully see in the films. I will not yap on about that now, but take it as read for this point (although. even if she has a great and healthy support network that is not the issue! you are still saying that padme, who has a very busy job and her own life regardless, should functionally drop everything to support anakin). a key part of support networks is that they are a network aka not one woman. look me dead in the eyes and think anakin and obi-wan (already not having a great communicative relationship) are still talking after he leaves. go on. try. realistically speaking once the war starts anakin is in an, if anything, worse position - his fatherbrothermentor is out there fighting and he cannot help, his wife is barely home, the senate is always busy, and he is so so jobless (again. here is where palpatine would swoop in...bro cannot win fr fr). and Again, One (1) Padme Should Not Be Responsible For Dealing With The Entirely Of Anakin's Issues. stop it.
I don't actually have a full point 5 rn I just like it when the numbers do this :3
so bonus not-quite point: tcw and the acolyte both explicitly say the jedi don't prep you for the outside world if you leave the order, transferable skills etc etc BUT ALSO does your ex-jedi have any records of employment? any space gcses or a-levels or space degrees? a letter of recommendation? are they actually skilled enough in say mechanics/engineering to be able to survive in a world where droids exist and clearly have a huge presence in those sectors? any any money to help them get a flat or smth (not applicable in anakin's case but worth saying anyway)?
in short. I don't think it's a fair point to make when criticising anakin. it relies on a really weird reading of the prequels that misses a) the war, b) palpatine, c) the inherent misogyny of putting the wellbeing of anakin, guy who is hanging on the same thread as my sanity after exam week, entirely in the hands of one woman, d) the lack of regard for how support networks are, in fact, networks, e) how fast everything happens in the prequels
#star wars#anakin skywalker#the acolyte#I don't think tagging for spoilers makes sense tbh#but. anyway#the acolyte spoilers#padme amidala#original ani thought#ok gang this post brought to you by sleep deprivation#sure why not
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Asher: I get excited over the smallest things. Like round ice cubes. Ice balls if you will.
David: Ash did you put your dick in the freezer?
Asher: Yeah...
#this post was brought to you by my fancy round ice cubes#and severe sleep deprivation#you're welcome#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted david
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Rye, drunk: "Bourbon, they really should've codenamed you Tennessee."
Bourbon, not familiar with American puns, also drunk: "Why."
Rye, grinning: "'Cause you're the only ten I see."
And Bourbon chose violence.
#this post is brought to you by my sleep-deprived brain (ft. my friend who told me about tennessee whiskey)#akam#incorrect dcmk#dcmk#detco#detective conan#case closed#iris' late night ramblings
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I have yet to see 1990's POTO, but based on a few clips and photos I've seen, ChErik would get on with Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. They would be roommates and be confused as brothers. Phantom of the Chocolate Factory bby. Willy Wonka and the Opera boi.
#this post is brought to you by sleep deprivation#phantom of the opera#poto 1990#erik the phantom#willy wonka and the choclate factor#gene wilder#stupid shit#shitpost#charles dance
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bsd is just like a period. it comes once a month, causes you immense pain, and leaves. except there is no menopause. you will suffer for eternity. bsd will haunt you beyond the grave
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even though the server got gone, you better believe I'm gonna celebrate guapoduo's one year wedding anniversary
if they cannot gay y feliz it up canonically for their anniversary, you better believe I'm gonna be fucking gay y feliz for them!
#this post brought to you by sleep deprivation and gay lil cubitos deprivation#qsmp#qsmp guapoduo#guapoduo#qsmp roier#qsmp cellbit#qsmp pride month
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My Little Guy Came In The Mail Today =3
Vacuum Sealed For His Crimes
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The voice that says “hey if you stay up just half an hour longer, you can totally finish that story” at 22.30, that’s the voice of the devil for sure
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IMAGINE THE PARALLELS WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN IF JATP HAD BEEN RENEWED
Sorry for yelling but like, the kitchen scene right??
Iconic, I know.
But imagine in s2 when the boys are ALIVE AGAIN and Julie goes down for her midnight pb&j and finds Luke looking in the fridge but this time he can actually eat!! And instead of walking through each other when Julie goes for the OJ they bump into each other and Luke reaches out to steady her and her hand lands on his bicep (iykyk) and it’s A WHOLE MOMENT of eye contact and skin on skin contact and MAYBE this is quite soon after The Hug™️ so there is a lot of Tension 👀
OH AND THEN the porch scene right??? Imagine a tense conversation, maybe a “what am I going to do about my parents? Should I tell them I’m alive again?” moment (because we love when things come full circle) and they meet on the porch afterwards for a little apology as is their way and we got an ACTUAL Hand Holding Moment™️ and Luke (the little shit) says “this really is an interesting little relationship you and I have” I would simply lose. my. mind.
Oh and don’t even get me STARTED on an Edge of Great parallel jfc I’m gonna have to go lie down 😫
#CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH???!!#I know we’ve gotten some#excellent post-canon fics that contain some of these but I am mourning the loss of canon juke today apparently#this spiral brought to you by sleep deprivation and the three (3) coffees i’ve consumed today#also being nap trapped and having a hot minute to write down my thoughts#happy juke jeudi 😭#juke#jatp#educator rambles
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The best part about needing a radio playing to sleep is that every once in a while, I Ain't Worried by One Republic comes on, and suddenly it's 2022 again; I'm in a theater with my mom, and watching a compilation of shirtless men with their tits out, honkers on full blast, and it's the highlight of my summer.
#this post brought to you by sleep deprivation and a well timed song#top gun maverick#delgato rambles
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#woe low quality shit posts be upon ye#brought to you by sleep deprivation and the extent of my phones editing software#matching couple outfit ideas ❤️#honestly the tshirts work interchangeably. its kind of their thing#like minds#murderous intent#nigel colbie#alex forbes#like minds 2006#the way I've spent the last week thinking about making that post on the newspaper article and instead you get this . anyway 🤡👍#still cant get over the fact theres like . a fandom for this film now . crazy
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tori sitting on the stairs is so. the lighting in heartstopper is awesome big fan of the blue/orange. is tori also depressed in the show i still think it would be so fucking funny to offhandedly mention her school burning down
#whisp whispers#charlie is the focus here yeah but if micheal gets introduced it does mean that solitaire is relevant#meaning 'toris school got set on fire bc some guy was that obsessed with her' and 'tori tried to kill herself' is like. possibly canon#and i think it's SO funny that there is a very large chance that all that Happened and just isn't being acknowledged#noooo charlie don't kill yourself ur so awesome&cool haha.... uh. oh hi tori. you can like. die i guess idk. not gonna stop you#like it really is just brushed past entirely in the comics. which is sad but also extremely funny like. conceptually. my older sister#almost killed herself in a state of mania. oh well. she has a boyfriend now though so that's cool!!!#<-well. depression i guess. some mixed of sleep deprivation mania and also just normal depression. she's awesome#i hope the ferris wheel coming out scene gets adapted. please please please please please. please. if that scene gets changed#because isaac came out first i'm going to .do nothing probably. but mann. man. tori spring 'im asexual' scene please. please. please.....#these tags are not relevant to the post anymore really. sorry for heartstopper posting my irl i usually talk abt oseman to hasnt seen it yet#um. circling back to my original point. if her depression is canon how do you think she feels sitting there knowing she can't get help#bc the resources need to go to her brother and she can't draw attention away from him. tori's tumblr makes an appearance also that was#scary. what do you mean tumblr is on tv in the year of our lord 2024. hello? .anyways brought it up because#'anon asked: who's ur best friend? / probably my brother. sad.'#man. she's so awesome. me if i was cool and british and a girl and had a brother and also if my school burnt down
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