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i finished lucanis's ep in vows&vengeance
#without spoilers but jfc#this podcast is so awful#i know epler already shaded it in terms of lore#but they really should have picked someone with experience in making podcasts#every episode it's the same:#30 minutes of grunting and screaming#5 minutes of talking#with awful dialogue#and the punishment of having to suffer through nadia as a character and her va's grating performance#also everyone knowing each other and also just zapping from across the entire map of thedas in 0.7 seconds makes the world feel sooo small#they should have never invented ocs for this podcasts#they should have built them as standalone episodes#centered on the companions#and the companions only#the only good things abt this ep were lucanis's va and the emmrich crumbs at the end#series: dragon age#text: personal
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You’ve seen moth!jon and cat!jon, but have you seen
KERMIT!JON ?!?
#I’m making this a whole thing btw#like imagine the Magnus archives was turned into a movie#but it’s a muppet movie#I’m gonna draw more scenes so if you have any suggestions PLEASE ask/comment/reblog with them#(and I still do not know how to feel about my creation)#(I’m in awe but idk if it’s like horror awe or like proud awe)#anyways#kermit the frog#kermit jon#the muppets archives#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#tma fanart#jon sims#jonathan sims#the archivist#jarchivist#muppets fanart#jim henson#muppet#artists on tumblr#traditional art#traditional fanart#horror podcast
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literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.
and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!
everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.
it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world
#totk#shut up mag#jesus fucking christ!!!! what the hell!!!!#I'll admit I was a doubter at times#with how long it took to me and with how little we saw of it#I was afraid I wasn't going to be awed#but I was wrong and I'm so happy I was#now I have to go hunt for game dev podcasts so I can listen to people in the industry#being bewildered and shocked and going ''how did they do it''#i'm not even done with the game at all I've done 3 out of 4 regions#and I have so many pins and markers and things I want to go see#god I'm going to spend 600 hours in this game aren't I
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Oscar: I can’t believe I’m confessing to the judge I committed when I was twelve to get revenge on the man who abused my friend Arthur’s going to think so little of me what am I going to do…
Arthur: Maybe I shouldn’t tell him I ate a man
#they’re so awful in the best way#somehow cannibalism was not arthur’s worst moment#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#oscar malevolent
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where the wave has grazed the reach of green
and the wood by gentle sea
we count the coming of the tide
by a love as old as time
#i love the wizard the witch and the wild one so much#what brennan aabria erika lou and taylor are doing on this podcast is nothing short of pure magic#every episode leaves me at awe and im just aaaaa i love it sm#AND THE SONG!!!#the rain road is everything to me#fanart#digital art#worlds beyond number#worlds beyond number spoilers#wbn fanart#wbn pod#the wizard the witch and the wild one#orima of the reaching green#orima#naram#naram the wave lord#wwwo#wwwo spoilers
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Congratulations hayward and carpenter for doing absolutely nothing this episode. I think it's high time THEY get to be silly while other characters get to go through the worst experience of their lives. You know, as a treat
#the silt verses#[pulling out my bulletin board] actually my hot take is that I think their inclusion was so masterfully done#(idk if this is a hot take I haven't gone in the tags yet)#bc I did sit there the entire episode waiting for them to sweep in and save seb and dev#and idk i love that it didn't happen. bc carpenter and hayward are just two people in the grand scheme of things#or that carpenter being placed on the ground floor with hayward on the topmost one would be important#and we'd have to add another tally to carpenter's Awful Run In with Other Gods score#also that we get to see more opinions of the wound tree#bc we've gotten die hard supports and ppl vehemently against it. it's nice to see every day ppl who are just. kindly about it#that think it's brave even though they don't do more#also if i had a nickel for every time schnapps was in a podcast episode released this week. I'd have two nickels
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THE PEOPLE (like three people) HAVE SPOKEN. THEY ARE A KEYCHAIN NOW https://heeheeheen.etsy.com/listing/1816582687
Preorder them to support my descent into madness alongside John and Arthur. If you preorder them and dm me receipts I will doodle them for you as a thank-you
#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#jarthur#malevolent#merch#fanart#fan merch#keychain#acrylic keychain#john doe malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#my horrible awful boys i love them so so much
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if i had a cent for every tiefling i've seen based on shitty or bad romani stereotypes (ranging from having them clad in "exotic dancer/bellydancer" fits, being shady fortune tellers clad in stereotypical romani attire, or just putting them in that esmeraldaTM look while having them being thieves and criminals, i'd have a few euros now
#that's what happens when a big podcast decides to s*xualize the hell out of romani culture for that good ol exoticismTM#and people are so married to the aesthetic they'd get pissed if i pointed out “hey this is kind of awful to romani people”#but i mean. the average person doesn't even know what a romani is#the g-slur keeps being how most people address roma :'')
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I was on a podcast talking about my job recently weeeeeeeeeeeeee
it quickly covers what it was like to suddenly go from college dropout to art director, the origin story of Figmin, and some hopes and dreams for the future of AR&VR
#auropost#link goes to spotify episode#i wanna like. process and post about this stuff more#and i don't want to sound ungrateful because the lifelong art dream coming true was so wonderful#but it was also just a really really awful anxiety hell for one year straight#anyways nothing heavy is in this podcast episode it's all nice hopeful stuff#but i'm gonna try to use this personal account for........ more personal things again i guess lol#ty all for sticking around as always. appreciate u 💖
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Don’t get me wrong it’s absolutely shitty that Arthur can’t see and John has to describe everything to him but at the same time he’s not not seeing an entire city massacred or idk AMPUTATED ARMS MOVING ON THEIR OWN
#its all still rly fucked up#is he going to fucked up after all this is over?#yes#maybe little less fucked up with not seeing it?#maybe#episode 39#episode 20#there are so many orher fucked up things he didnt have to see too#there’s some fearlessness when you dont have to see the terrible awful thing right in front of you#is this a hot take?#dont even get me started on oscar rn#yes its still bad and awful and irritating that he cant see#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent spoilers#op#sonni talks
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Love working on toned paper, hate scanning and coloring it.
#pretty sure John just aggressively talks about gore in detail because he really needs Arthur to experience it with him#like man this tastes awful you need to try it but with eyeballs#malevolent#arthurlesterandjohndoe#traditional drawing#sketch#malevolent podcast#my desperate attempt to stay active on social media is failing#i’ve drawn so many pieces of arthur turned away that my love is convinced i just refuse to draw his face
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Let's not treat Emily like she is somehow a threat to David/Matt, please. She is a very well written, complicated and interesting character who deserves to be acknowledged more than just "threatening a yaoi ship".
She is going through a lot and she does not deserve to be hated on just because she's not playing the demure, meek girl who lets people step on her. She's been manipulated, betrayed and dragged through Hell, her flipping her shit is completely understandable.
And she does not deserve to be treated badly when fucking Matt Grotto betrayed, lied to, neglected and STABBED the guy he was in love with without much (if any) fandom backlash.
Emily deserves so much better treatment and I hope that people come to see her as the wonderfully intricate character she is, instead of just a side character to the "Matt and David Love Story"
#the grotto#thegrottopod#the grotto podcast#this has been eating at me for a while actually#people have been so mean to emily for no reason#matt has done so much worse but he gets the baby treatment#while emily has a mental breakdown and is immediately labelled as a bitch because ???#she came back from the dead after being manipulated by a bad actor and everyones moving on without her#she's allowed to feel hurt and upset about that#especially towards matt#i love matt but he is selfish and awful and not a good person either
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Things i am excited for in the next season of jujutsu kaisen
Choso beating up Naoya
Maki beating up Naoya
Maki’s mom killing Naoya
Maki killing Naoya (again)
#jjk spoilers#maki zenin#i like his character tbh it’s satisfying to see someone so awful get completely destroyed every time he shows up#he’s somehow one of the more realistic (?) antagonists but that’s just bc he’s any guy w a podcast who hates women
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#aiden calvin#aimen gamin#ludwig ahgren#ludwig#the yard#the yard podcast#aimwig#<- thats an awful ship name btw it sounds like a bug#but i cant think of anything better so i guess that will have to do#also shout out sanjul kapoor for my favorite youtube comment of all time#i dont even know what episode that was from#mine*
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not only is describing Spahr as "deeply fired" an extremely funny way of phrasing it, he wasn't even technically fired, he more accurately got intensely demoted
#literally his situation is both so awful and so funny#Midst podcast#Midst#Midst spoilers#Midst things#Midst Cosmos
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collecting data for the silt verses wiki atm and the pantheon in this universe is so extensive. there are 92 referenced deities, and over 60 of them are named
#I think 64 of them are named#which is just so many#I am in awe (in a very positive way)#the silt verses#tsv podcast
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