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DNI: basic criteria still cracks me up.
Moots, what would be your basic criteria be like?
Mine would be: don't eat with your mouth open. Consider yourself very very blocked if you eat wih your mouth open >:((((((((((((((((( I hope you feel yourself blocked, hurrdurr.
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so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with
but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."
#i dunno i've been thinking about grief lately#and i think the nature of humanity is everyone's grieving something#it might not always be as straightforward as the death of a loved one - sometimes it is#but sometimes you're grieving a life you never got to live#the person you used to be#hell an old toy you just realised you lost years ago and are never going to get back#we're all just a little bit sad all the time#and i think looking at the world like that makes it a lot more friendly place#because everyone is someone who needs a bit of comfort - or just someone to say hey its okay to be sad and angry and confused#and when you're finally ready to let whatever you're grieving go the world will be a happier place#and you'll find a new thing to grieve because there's always something to be a little bit sad about#but the world keeps getting better for every one you get through and every friend who helps you through it#and sometimes you just need to throw a dumb joke in there at the end#that's what it means to be human#the good place#tgp
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This very specific visual trope where girl is dressed normally and guy looks like he just got back from part-time job at strip bar and hasn't had time to take off his uniform.
I'm here for it
#half-joke#just a little tired of fully clothed guys and sometimes terribly tasteless fanservice on girls#so this trope gives bonus points to the ship lol#actually in both cases I am attracted by the dynamics in the first place#but it's weird that both ships are suitable for the description#I have two nickels now :D#honkai star rail#sampostelle#robinhill
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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DP AU where Danny reveals the Thing to his parents an they take it well—
But now they act like Saiki Kusuo's parents.
"Danny-boy, we ran out of fudge, could you fly to the store and get some really fast?"
"Dad, I'm going to be late."
"Danny! Sweetie! The Fenton-battery for the Fenton Ultra Ray fell through the portal— can you pick it up when you get here?"
"Fine."
"...Ups. It seems we're out of fuel. Danno, do you think you could fly us the rest of the way?"
"TO MEXICO?!"
#i'm half joking#i actually like saiki's parents#even though they're a bit too depending and kuniharu can be an ass sometimes#danny phantom#danny fenton#maddie fenton#don't worry#jaz put them in their place when they go too far#jazz is the best
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This is the story of a woman named Mariella
TW: BLOOD AND MISSING ARMS
aaaand a couple doodls
ignorance is bliss
@blackkatdraws
#ignorance is bliss#again#omg a quote that i love so much#and in my headcanon (cause i know very little of her lore) fits her really well#being playful and still smiling after all the horrible things that place is#forgot her red eyes too#there is some symbolism behind that i know it#still smiling even if not genuine after all that it's really interesting#and how she sometimes prefers to take things lightly or as a joke#imo is a coping mechanism#like she chooses to be ignorant to a lot of things#im not sure i think she represents kinda what Stanley can turn like in the future#i could be wrong#i also love how in contrast Stanley is with her#Stanley IS aware#the eyes drawing u did that stanley is the ONLY ONE seeing them#symbolism? idk#canon or not is cool#okay im going insane#tsp stanley#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp fanart#tsp mariella#:3#tspud#stanley parable#the stanley parable
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Masters' Academy AU: Magic Types
Art by @okkennymay
One of the million bit of lore I'll eventually need to explain is that magic users are divided by the energy source they draw upon...
Different energies are better at different things, but with time and effort they can be put to any task. For example someone born with an affinity for fire magic could throw a fireball better than any of our trio, but that doesn't mean the boys couldn't do it too.
There are also some passive effects holding the energies within you; like a proto-spell it's something a magic user does automatically and unconsciously to digest the energy they naturally draw in but aren't doing anything with.
The effects are the kind of thing you'd expect; to use the example of the fire mage again, they'd not really notice hot or cold weather. Norman can see the dead, Dipper has near perfect recall, and Danny has heightened empathy.
#masters’ academy au#danny phantom#gravity falls#paranorman#Little bonus think Kenny did for me and I love it so much! :)#and yes Danny has gaydar#also legit I have a whole chart#I think there's 16 mana types#(yes I call it mana sometimes)#and it's all broken down into groups and types#all of them having matching and opposite energy types in the local group and across the larger table#Life - Death - Knowledge - Emotion is the set of four that make up the “living things” category#the names change sometimes depending on who you ask for example Soul and Emotion are considered interchangeable as are Knowledge and Though#a highschool is an excellent place to draw Life Knowledge and Emotion energy from. Shame there's not much of the other one.#(for fictional death wizards please keep the amount of death mana at your school to a minimum)#that's 50% joke I have a whole other post about the cycle of life/death and how death mana can be found in every grain of dirt#Norman would not enjoy places rich in death energy
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Zim, Dib, Gaz, and Tak are actually all horribly vindictive spiteful people to more or less equal degrees, but the interesting thing is that Zim and Gaz both exact vengeance in very specific, premeditated ways, which are often wildly out of proportion but once they feel like they've evened the score they will pretty much immediately forget about whatever pissed them off in the first place—whereas Dib and Tak are both ostensibly above being ruled by petty grudges, but very obviously boiling over with a constant resentment that sends them pouncing like rabid dogs at even the slightest opportunity or excuse to make the object of their ire suffer (and if they're both working towards their own self-serving end game that just HAPPENS to involve every terrible thing imaginable befalling their enemies, well... that'll just be a happy by-product of their personal success).
I don't I have any point to make here, I just like it when these freaks are all an overwhelming danger to society (and each other)
#invader zim#zim#dib#gaz#tak#meta#my meta#natterings#iz posting#the universe was never supposed to accommodate this many lunatics gathering in one place#let alone coming into direct conflict with each other#anyway i think tak is probably the scariest of the four not just due to her competence#but because she shares dibs deeply insidious insatiable anger AND whatever irken brainworm it is that makes zim so creatively awful#also i made this joke on twitter once already but dib must be so desensitized to the OTT retribution at this point#got it from gaz his whole life and then when zim showed up it NEVER occurs to him#that if he maybe stopped throwing things at zim for no reason then zim might stop wildly overreacting#its just a given to him that sometimes your life gets ruined over stupid bullshit#you cant let that hold you back
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seeing people say that ted shouldn't have left england because he has his "found family" there whereas he only has henry in kansas and that he's gonna be miserable is so wild to me. did we watch the same show. man was having breakdowns and panic attacks about being away from his kid he was NOT happy in england he was always going to go back to kansas 😭😭😭 "well henry could have moved to england" if you feel more empathy for a grown ass man who very much DID live in kansas for the first 40+ years of his life than for a kid who would have to leave his friends and family and start living in a different country with a completely different school system and who would either not see his mom regularly OR have the most insane split custody arrangement then i think you lack perspective about what is important for a child's stability 😭😭 like be for real
#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#henry lasso#michelle lasso#'he doesn't have a home in kansas' he was a premier league coach he can find a place to stay instantly 💀💀💀#also some of yall need the word found family to be taken away. sometimes friendship is fine to say u know#it IS wild that beard would stay though and i hate that the show kept making a joke out of beard and jane's relationship#again. feels like they immensely dropped the ball here esp considering they want to be The Mental Health Show#beard was given immense depth in beard after dark and the poof! gone lmao#anyways#nourpost
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yearly random gideon event is now occuring
he may have only gotten like a one-sentence mention in the book of bill but that doesnt stop its release from making me remember my favourite worst child
#yeah these are just doodles i try to post more finished stuff generally but. i had to random gideon event#alloyart#gideon gleeful#gravity falls#if gideon has 100 fans i am part of the crowd if gideon has one fan i stand alone if gideon has no fans i am gone from this earth#jokes aside I still think hes such a fun character with SO much potential that i think the wider fandom sometimes ignores#ive got so much hypothetical writing about gids his motivations his fears in my notes apps like you wouldnt believe lol#but this is not the time nor place. this is a time for low-effort doodles
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it’s been four months since December 2022 and I’m still not over the fact that Reigen was apparently so haunted by guilt from that one time in S2E2 where he scolded Mob for eating too many french fries that it showed up in the super emotionally charged eyecatcher montage during the series finale.
I wonder if reigen will ever find the closure he needs to free himself from the poltergeist of regret that obviously follows him around as a result of this incident. the confession incident really had reigen re-evaluating everything from the past three years.
#okay but this is such an ‘emotionally repressed but also sensitive and doting family member’ thing#it’s hard to explain#but my dad is a gruff and rough-n-tumble farmer man#but he’s also very sensitive and doting#so sometimes he will say something kind of blunt or tease me or scold me over something#and it really won’t even be that bad#but he will sit there for the next couple of hours and stew over whether or not he hurt my feelings#like that shit will haunt him until eventually he calls me and apologizes#bc he’s sensitive but also not super in touch with emotions so he’s not sure where the boundaries are sometimes#and by that point i will have mostly forgotten what even happened in the first place#but i always get the post-joke/scolding regret call#especially bc i was always a kid who was very sensitive to rejection#i dunno if this makes any fucking sense#it’s just very ‘emotionally repressed family member’ core#the girls who know will know#mp100#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka
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Seeing ppl posting ab how Glass Onion will age badly bc of all the 2020 refs in it as if it was not already a general parody of the early pandemic, specifically set at that time n utilizing the culture around it. Like. I think ppl are forgetting the diff between period pieces/movies set in the era they are made, and movies trying to be timeless and failing badly.
#the fruit is talking again#glass onion#glass onion spoilers#knives out glass onion#glass onion 2022#like no one’s gonna say bill n ted aged badly bc it’s so 80s#it has other stuff tht aged badly w jokes that r not respectful but like idk man sometimes like#things r set within the time and place they’re set and are not trying to b another time#it’s literally set *in* 2020 so it will b like 2020
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The ONLY romantic fakiru dynamic I will accept is fakir fighting for his life to bring a duck into a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice anniversary dinner
#like ignore the logistics of bringing a duck into a restaurant#imagine you’re at a fancy Italian place and this guy is sitting at the table next to you#and sitting across from him is a duck propped up in a high chair#she’s eating from a bowl of peas on the table as politely as if she was a person#and this guy is having a conversation with the duck#like a full one sided conversation#sometimes the duck quacks and the guy will laugh like she made a joke#imagine#imagine this world with me#princess tutu#anyways all this to say I think fakir would treat her the same as he did when she was a human#and he’d get routinely frustrated that ducks can’t go all the places peolle go#I love queerplatonic fakiru but guy who’s girlfriend is a literal duck is too funny to pass up
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me pausing it on this frame to stare at this blurry screenshot.. THEY'RE THERE...... 😭😭😭
#akoya gero#kusatsu kinshirou#arima ibushi#boueibu#official#but why is kinshirou so tall; akoya is taller than him than that LMAOOO;;;#im joking sometimes i forget their height difference and make them kind of the same size too LMAO ;;;#they may have just wanted them all to be in the same place so they arranged the cutouts of their figures that way
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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.
#kazoo noises#charles leclerc#cl16#monaco gp 2024#zoomies posting#sports posting#like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work#weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town#because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough#for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson#(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL#BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared#(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand#gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and#there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are#gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker#(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have#him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born#maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner#sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives#gets to me#anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week
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Enecomimi Banzaiiii (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pokemon#Firebland#Silverstreakshipping#Kabu#Larry#Gintama references lol#And translation jokes! Very fun#I like how my reaction to these two is a fairly level ''Oh I like them but it's not all That serious really'' and then my headcanons pft#They're easy to like and think about! What am I to do about that#So the headcanons lol - I like to think that since Kabu was recruited from Hoenn that he sometimes calls Pokemon by their Japanese names#Which allowed for this very fun joke :) I was So hoping that one of the Normal cats would be a basic pun on ''Neko'' and I was right hehehe#Since Gintama has been moved into my breakfast rotation - I've read enough djs not fully appreciating the context! It was time!#I've gotten the opportunity to enjoy some of the references pulled from the anime itself into the fanwork hehe <3 Nekomimi banzaiiii!#Once I heard Shinpachi call it moe* that was it I was done I could go on no longer without making the joke#*As in cute/endearing/exciting - but its homophone refers to ''burning''! Kabu is both hehe#He's so confused - isn't Eneco a Normal type? Better go ask the resident expert#As if they weren't already planning to hang out at Kabu's place haha ♪ Just going through his fanmail while Larry spectates casually#That second Kabu is probably the cutest one I've drawn so far!! Couldn't recapture for the rest of the comic that's for sure hwegh#Gotta study what does and doesn't work with his design hm hm#Larry's still much easier to draw which is clearly why he features for only two panels here lol#At least he's enjoying himself#Kabu + Cute Normal Type Pokemon = 😳 Haha ♪#You're being very subtle Larry I'm sure he won't notice your reaction at all you're holding it together great#頑張れ アオキさん
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