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This is crazy as hell.
#jikook#jimin#jungkook#look at the position of Jimin’s right leg😅#I’m sorry but these two don’t do anything to help with people’s delusions#this pic zoomed in is crazy as hell
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Getting some sugar from the king
A/N: this is other reupload, don't worry I'll be making three parts to this, I remember someone ask me for a sugar daddy shigaraki x reader soo I hope the smut in the next few days, btw this older tenko and he's gonna be season six soo not a skinny gamer boy. ( I KNOW THIS IS CRINGE LEAVE ME ALONE )
Warnings: ddlg + age gap + insecure reader + slightly antsy + little masturbation.
You sigh heavily, your face is covered in sweat as you begin to tear up a bit, you are on the floor curled into a ball… crap I can't pay rent for this apartment.
You feel stressed from college, having a job and still can't pay the rent. You pull your phone out and ask your friend for advice.
You: [ hey bestie… I need some advice for paying this rent and I… Idk what to do please help >n< ]
You click send and wait for a few minutes, you hear a bing from your phone and begin to read.
Number 1# bestie: [ Hoiii~!! Uhh I'm not sure bestie but you have to promise not to get mad? ]
You: [ mhmm why? If it's something crazy then I will murder you -_- ]
Number 1# bestie: [ pleaseeee bestie promise me >.< ]
You remove the sweat from your face as you begin to type.
You: [ alright… fine I promise now tell me. ]
They were typing, then pausing for a few seconds then typing again.
You let out a loud gasp as your eyes wided.
Number 1# bestie: [ okiee!! How about you find yourself a sugar daddy?? 0.0 I meant I've been a sugar baby for quite a while and I-... Been thinking they will help you out plus you need to relieve some stress girly… gets some d in you😏😜 ]
You cover your mouth, start to laugh.. Me as a sugar baby??? Would anyone give me money that easily? You begin to sigh long and heavily as your head taps the wall.
No one's gonna want a fat woman like me, you knew your best friend almost your whole life. You were more curvy while they were slim and petite. She could get anyone that fast and you weren't really interested in dating in the past but hey gotta get some quick buck to pay rent.
You: [.... Okay I'll try but it's just gonna paid rent… you play too much lmaoooo 💀💀 ]
You: [ soo uhh how do I get a sugar daddy? ]
You hear the bing again and see she's sent a link.
Number 1# bestie: [ this is where I find my men!! Goodluck on finding some men and good dick~!! >v<]
You: [ STOP YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN…. But thanks you bestie luv u😊💕 LMAOOOO ]
You see the laughing emojis and some spicy emojis along with it as you roll your eyes.
You click the link and it pops into a website as you begin to read, you get a little nervous but you need the cash fast..
After creating an account, you start to scroll, you see different men with different status and your eyes begin to wided.
How the hell do they get so much money??
You click on a profile that has very interesting photos and status.
Name: tenko shimura
Gender: male
Age: 45
Status: one billion
looking for a long term, someone to keep me company and unlock a player two to play with. (Looking for 20-45 women, close by)
He's really an interesting human being… Wait, is he a gamer?? You look at the photos of him as he is in some casual wear, sometimes even a shirtless pic or two… you can't help but get flustered, he's pretty athletic and has some scars on his-... Oh my god is that a cat???
You zoom in to see he has two cats and corgi.
Oh my god… I need to message him.
You begin to type a simple sweet message hopefully he'll be interested in me.
You slowly get up from the floor to get ready for a shower.
You check your phone to see if he messaged back and he did.
Tenko: [ Hello Y/n, thank you for the message. Do you want to meet up? ]
You thought about it and messaged back.
You: [ sure!! We're can meet up by that new coffee cafe shop I hear it's has cats and I've never went there =D tomorrow? I'm available. ]
You put the clothes on the counter of your small restroom as you begin to remove your clothing as you look at the message.
Tenko: [ sure wear something nice okay pretty? ]
You start to blush red, wear something nice.. I-.. Uhh I don't have anything fancy like a dress.
You: [ oh I-... I don't have an nice outfit tho. ]
There was little silence in your room until you heard the bing again and your eyes wided more.
Tenko: [ don't worry, we can go shopping after coffee ;) ]
Your cheeks feel like it's on fire and type back.
You: [ awww really? You don't have to… you're too sweet. ]
Tenko: [ shush, I gotta spoil my player two after all. ]
You felt more red and had a huge smile on your face… it's just a payment for rent that all.. As you message back.
You: [ *link* There the coffee shop meet at 8am goodnight tenko~!! ]
Tenko: [ goodnight player two hope you sleep well ;) ]
That wink emoji… I think he's just being playful, you sigh dreamily as you hop into the shower, taking a long shower to get ready for tomorrow.
You feel your belly getting warm and giggle softly.
You start to clean everything, shave your body parts.. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care, he seems very laid back and chill to talk to for 45 years old.
You wonder, he has very long hair, he probably wears it in a bun or ponytail then you feel your core getting heated.
You slowly have dirty thoughts going through your head as you dream of having a rich gamer have his way with you.
Your fingers slide down your wet body to rub your clit.
Imagine it's his finger and soft gentle voice whispering in your ear.
" you're so wet for me angel. " you pant softly, would he be gentle or rough with you.
Your finger speeds up faster and your other hand moves to your entrance.
"such a filthy whore, you love being played like this?" You nod your head fast into your own dirty fantasy.
You wonder if he can last long or have a big penis… I mean size doesn't matter to you but god hopefully he will be a great lover in bed and doesn't last like two seconds like older men do.
You quietly giggle, your high getting close as you slide two fingers inside.
" mhmm don't stop.. Tenko. " You mumble to yourself.
You finally reach your high when you rub your clit fast, imagine his body being close to you and smelling your sweet scent.
Your body twitches, shaking a bit as you sigh softly.
Fuck… yeah my friend right about one thing, I need to get laid fast.
You quickly get out, take a quick dry off your body then head to your bedroom.
can't wait for tomorrow you thought as you begin to sleep cozy in your soft queen size bed.
#older shiggy#sugar daddy shiggy#tomura x reader#minors dni#fanfic#shigaraki tomura#x reader#chubby reader#smut#mha#bnha
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JM Like crazy - my crazy thoughts
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First of all, stream stream stream.
Now, let's talk about Like crazy a little.
I'm trying to soak it all in, so I will probably miss some stuff, but I'll give it a try.
The visuals are incredible, no doubt.
And the message is there, a little hidden, a little double twisted, so to speak, because I see what people are throwing out there. All heteronormative and all.
But peeps (gosh, I've been loving using that word lately), I see so much more than a man and a woman, that don't interact, did you notice that part all of you that are saying he's going in to kiss her. Like where the hell did you get that idea from?
I'm not going to do a second by second breakdown of the clip but I'm going to leave you with a few of my thoughts.
Oh, and so fucking what if he starts it out with "she"...does that mean the song is about a her? I really really don't think so. But I'll get to that.
This is a good explanation about the she:
Dropping this pic here too...
Oh, and I don't remember, did I say the English lyrics are different than the Korean. Imma gonna talk about the Korean, cause they're the ones that are on the clip, not to mention they are more telling, in my opinion.
Ok then, let's get going...
JM in the club.
Standing alone.
Zoom in on the eye then zoom out, flashback Serendipity. And why do I say Serendipity you ask? Well, because, you'll see ya'll. Stop being so impatient.
When he's singing:
"She's saying: Baby, don't think about it There's not a bad thing here tonight..."
The room is clean.
It goes on:
"baby it's fine if you leave, stay with me just for today" - room turns muddy, dirty.
That's where I feel the quote ends.
The she explained above makes so much sense in this context.
He continues with
"watch me go keep me drenched all night (away), so that morning gets drunk and never comes..."
I'm getting used to it
Did I come too far to find the me you used to know?
Yeah I know
You know
I know
I'd rather be...
Something look familiar?
Perhaps certain "I know you know I know" lyrics?
He is running into that bar/club and he's alone, he's drinking, he's 'having fun', but at the same time he's not, and when he's dancing and making contact with another, he has his arm around another guy.
This
Him walking against the stream, looked at, perhaps judged, and singing
I'd rather be lost in the lights I'm outta my mind
Please hold onto the end of the night...
walls closing in on him (hallway narrower than it was a second ago).
Now this part in the lyrics.
Nah, I will not accept any other interpretation (though I know there are hundreds of them), but nope, this is mine and I'm sticking with it:
Each night
you spin me up high
(psss...the dirt again people)
the moon embraces you
Let me have a taste
Give me a good ride
Ooh, surprise a queer couple...
Oh, and the colours...do we have gold/yellow and purple?
We have people making out, not JM. JM is by himself. It adds to the feeling of loneliness.
He's singing
forever you and I', but he's standing alone...
Then the bathroom scene.
Again he's alone.
I'm going endlessly crazy
I'd rather be lost in the lights
I'm outta my mind
(bathroom walls coming apart, leaving him standing alone...
Each night
You spin me up high
The moon embraces me
Let me have a taste
All while he's here:
Yes, he's 'showcasing' a hetero couple, but once again he's standing or sitting on that screen alone.
We have a hetero couple shown all while he's singing about what he'd rather be doing...
Then again, repeats the "give me a good ride", again standing alone in the crowd.
It's gonna be a good night
(oh I'm falling)
Forever you and I
No don't you wake me
I wanna stay in this dream, don't save me
I need a way we
I need a way we can dream on
Euphoria vibes much?
"Won't you please stay in my dreams, yeah...
Even if the earth crumbles No matter who shakes this world Don't let go of my hand Please don't wake me up from this dream"
Pausing one second here, crying a little.
Moving on...
He walks back into the room, on the way he's leaving muddy footprints, the room is dirty, muddy, his hands smeared with mud, which he spreads on the screen.
Yeah, every single work I say here can be total crap.
But it can also be all true. I certainly feel like it is.
There are too many references. Coincidences once again?
I don't think so.
Oh, and there's this:
That's it for now folks.
If I have more thoughts on the matter, I'll definitley come back.
This is me writing a few crazy thoughts after watching Like crazy a few times.
Go stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 3 Available Now!
Tagging: @lemonlyman-dotcom and @kiwichaeng
Carlos is an IDIOT. He’s never listening to his sisters again. He’s never texting again. He’s going to become a monk and live a life of solitude.
He stares at the photo on his screen that is decidedly not Deacon from the bar. Deacon’s eyes didn’t sparkle like that, his smile didn’t look like literal sunshine, and his hair definitely wasn’t perfectly tousled in a way that makes Carlos’ fingers itch to run through it.
This guy looks vaguely familiar, but the name T.K. doesn’t ring a bell. Maybe he’s seen him at the grocery store? Or they go to the same coffee shop?
However he does or doesn’t know him, Carlos ha never felt more embarrassed in his entire life. His fingers fly as he types out an apology.
Carlos
[8:53pm] Oh my god. I’m so sorry.
Not Bar Guy
[8:53pm] No worries.
Did Deacon give him a fake number? Carlos gets up and searches his mail bin for the cocktail napkin he’d brought home from the bar. The number is still legible and Carlos’ eyes scan it quickly. 512…
Carlos checks the number he’d typed into his messages. 212.
Whoops.
How had that happened? Where the hell is the 212 area code even from? Definitely not Austin. Carlos sighs and shakes his head. Whatever. It’s done. He’ll just…text the right number and try again.
Maybe.
Or maybe not.
He flops back onto his sofa, his head a little swimmy from the whiskey. What a fucking mess. He lets his eyes slide shut. Maybe he’ll just go to sleep and when he wakes up this will all have been an alcohol induced nightmare.
His phone buzzes and he reluctantly opens his eyes to find another text message.
Not Bar Guy
[9:02pm] I definitely would remember kissing someone like you. I hope Deacon appreciated it.
He jerks upright, his heart pounding. Is this guy, T.K., is he…flirting?
Something about the words and the screen and the whiskey and the calming sound of British bakers in the background emboldens him and he types back.
Carlos
[9:03pm] I like to think he did. I’m a pretty good kisser.
Not Bar Guy
[9:04pm] I’m sure you are. Did he give as good as he got?
Carlos huffs out a breath of surprise, the pounding in his heart easing into a more relaxed sense of fun.
Carlos
[9:04pm] He was all right.
Not Bar Guy
[9:05pm] Just all right? That was a pretty hot pic for just all right.
He flushes. Yes. Okay. He’d been trying to make a little bit of a point. And maybe it was a tiny bit desperate. But he doesn’t want this guy, T.K., to know that.
Before he can formulate a good response another text comes through.
Not Bar Guy
[9:06pm] Just saying, you look like you deserve a little more than that.
Carlos snorts as he types back.
Carlos
[9:06pm] You’ve decided that from one picture?
Not Bar Guy
[9:06pm] What can I say? I call ‘em like I see ‘em. It’s a very convincing picture.
Carlos
[9:07pm] Thanks. Yours is pretty good too.
Not Bar Guy- T.K.
[9:07pm] Just pretty good? Ouch.
Carlos
[9:07pm] Ah I knew I could see a sensitive ego in those green eyes. How would you like me to describe it?
Not Bar Guy- T.K.
[9:08pm] Charming, captivating, endearing…
Carlos
[9:08pm] Pushy? Forward?
Not Bar Guy- T.K.
[9:08pm] Forward? Says the guy who sent a thirst trap to a complete stranger…
Carlos
[9:09pm] I thought you were Deacon!
T.K. doesn’t respond for long enough that Carlos wonders if he’s finally gotten tired of the conversation. It’s crazy how disappointed that makes him. He’s just about to call it a night and go to bed when his phone lights up once more.
Not Bar Guy- T.K.
[9:15pm] Sorry, call came in. Gotta go. This was fun though. We should do it again sometime.
A call? Carlos frowns and pulls T.K.’s picture up again, zooming in. He’d been so surprised and embarrassed he hadn’t even noticed the AFD logo on his shirt. This guy is local? Even though his number is clearly from somewhere else?
That’s probably why he looks vaguely familiar. They’ve likely been on some of the same calls. Big ones, obviously, otherwise he would have gotten a more decent look at the guy. There’s no way he would have forgotten those sea green eyes if they’d ever locked on his in person before.
The whiskey is making him sleepy, pulling his eyes downward so he drags himself upstairs and readies for bed.
If T.K.’s picture is the last thing he looks at before he closes his eyes…well, that’s nobody’s business but his own.
Carlos arrives for his shift the next day in a good mood. A really good mood.
“Morning,” he says, setting a coffee from the place down the block on Lexi’s desk.
“Morning,” she says, looking up in surprise. “What’s the occasion?”
“No occasion,” Carlos says, sitting down at his desk and booting up the desktop.
She eyes him suspiciously. “You look perky. More perky than usual.”
Carlos shrugs. “I had dinner with my sisters last night. We had a good time.”
“Mmm….no,” Lexi says. “This isn’t sisters happy. This is something else.”
“Okay, well if you figure it out, let me know,” he tells her. He pulls up his email and then tries to keep his voice casual, as if he hasn’t been planning his next words since the moment he woke up. “Hey, you don’t happen to know a firefighter named T.K. do you?”
It’s the first time he’s said T.K.’s name out loud and it makes his heart flutter. The letters feel familiar in his mouth and send sparks through his stomach. It’s stupid, but this is the feeling he was trying to convey to his sisters last night. Which is dumb. Because he literally knows nothing about this guy.
“T.K.? As in Strand?” Lexi asks.
“Um, yeah?” Carlos hedges. How many T.K.’s can there be in the AFD?
“Isn’t that the firefighter that got shot a couple months ago?” she asks. “Out of the 126?”
Oh. Oh.
That’s why he looked familiar. His picture had been on every news network, the talk of the department for over a week. Firefighter shot on duty. Crazy stuff.
“Right,” he says. “Now I remember.”
“I think his dad’s captain of that station,” Lexi says. “Why are you asking?”
“His name came up when I was out with a couple of the guys,” Carlos lies. “I couldn’t place him and thought you might remember.”
“That whole house was killed in that big explosion too, remember?”
“Right,” Carlos says, remembering it all too well. He knows people who’d gone to the scene that night and found total devastation. It was awful.
He waits for Lexi to go back to her work and then Carlos does something he promised himself he would never, ever do. He runs a background check for personal reasons.
T.K. stands for Tyler Kennedy. Carlos thinks of the picture he saved to his phone. T.K. is definitely a better fit. It’s fun and cute. Tyler Kennedy is…a little too stuffy for that rumpled hair and cheeky grin.
The shooting pops up obviously, but it’s not the only thing. Carlos clicks on a file from six months ago. T.K. was brought in for drunk and disorderly as well as assault and battery, but he blew a point zero and no charges were pressed. Huh. Interesting.
He clicks on the report of the shooting. It’s grim. Carlos feels sick as his eyes scan the words. Point blank range to the chest, a kid was involved…T.K. is damn lucky he survived.
He can’t stop thinking about it for the rest of the day. They head out on patrol and he can’t help secretly hoping they’ll get rolled to a fire call somewhere. Then he realizes how stupid that is. Fire is a twenty-four hour shift. If T.K. was on last night, he’s probably off the rest of today.
Carlos hits the gym after work and then the grocery store. Usually cooking puts him in a good headspace, but tonight he’s a million miles away. He can’t stop thinking about their conversation. Or the shooting. Is T.K. okay? Does he have permanent damage? He’s obviously back at work since he went out on a call last night, so does that mean he’s okay now?
This is so stupid, he doesn’t even know the guy. He shouldn’t care this much. It’s just, the thought of that beautiful face no longer being in the world isn’t sitting well with him.
He settles into bed intent on reading, trying to take his mind off of things. But his eyes keep drifting to his phone.
He should not do this. You don’t text random strangers out of the blue. That’s not normal. It’s not okay.
He picks up his phone and then almost drops it when it buzzes in his hand.
T.K.
[9:13pm] So. Did you get in touch with “Deacon”?
Carlos stares at his phone like it’s some kind of poisonous snake. Did he make this happen? What are the chances T.K. would text him at the exact moment he’d made up his mind to do the same?
Carlos
[9:14pm] What’s with the quotes?
T.K.
[9:14pm] I’m not convinced Deacon is a real person.
Carlos
[9:14pm] You think I kissed an imaginary man in a bar?
T.K.
[9:15pm] Alcohol can make you believe a lot of things…
Carlos
[9:15pm] I’d had one beer!
T.K.
[9:15pm] You’re avoiding the question.
Carlos
[9:16pm] I was at work all day today. There wasn’t time.
T.K.
[9:17pm] No time like the present. Do you want help? I’m very good with words.
Carlos snorts and types quickly.
Carlos
[9:17pm:] I’m not going to text him. That ship has sailed.
T.K.
[9:17pm] Good.
Carlos
[9:18pm] Good?
T.K.
[9:18pm] I feel a sense of responsibility now that I’ve seen your abs. Those deserve to be protected from the average Deacons of the world.
Okay this guy is straight up flirting. They’re about three texts away from a booty call. Which is not something Carlos does. But the shiver dancing up and down his spine whispers at him to make an exception.
He decides to change the subject before he does something stupid.
Carlos
[9:19pm] So you’re AFD?
T.K.
[9:20pm] Yep.
Carlos
[9:20pm] But you’re not from here.
T.K.
[9:21pm] Not even a little.
Over the next half hour Carlos learns that T.K. came with his dad from New York to rebuild the 126. And not just New York, but like New York, New York. The kind of New York that Carlos has only seen in movies and on TV.
Even through the phone Carlos can tell it wasn’t an easy move. T.K. seems to be glossing over the finer details, but he does talk about his dad’s cancer and how hard it was to leave his mom.
Carlos can’t even imagine uprooting his entire life to move to somewhere so different. His family is here. His entire life is here.
Carlos
[9:47pm] That must have been really hard. To leave your whole life behind.
T.K.
9:48pm: I needed the change. My dad saw it. There was nothing left for me there. But yeah. It wasn’t easy. Why does everyone here smile all the time? What’s with all the friendliness?
Carlos
[9:50pm] Well you never know when you might need to borrow somebody’s tractor or an extra pair of hands for calving season. You have to be nice to your neighbors so they’ll return the favor.
T.K.
[9:51pm] Ah, see. I knew that niceness didn’t come honestly. It’s all a ruse.
Carlos
[9:51pm] You got us.
Carlos glances at the clock and sighs.
Carlos
[9:52pm] Hey sorry, I have an early shift again tomorrow. I should probably call it a night.
T.K.
[9:52pm] A shift? At the…hospital? Coal mine? Car wash?
Carlos
[9:52pm] Those might be easier. I’m APD.
T.K.
[9:53pm] Wow you really withheld the evidence on that one officer.
Carlos
[9:53pm] Well I can’t tell you everything all at once. Where’s the fun in that?
T.K.
[9:54pm] I look forward to continuing to play detective.
Carlos sets his phone down and heads into the bathroom to get ready for bed. He catches sight of himself in the mirror and pauses. He’s smiling. A lovesick, dreamy smile. The sight makes him laugh at himself. He’s an idiot.
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look, I don't follow any celebrities social media so this is entirely you're fault for talking about how they have someone who runs it all for them and I am therefore dumping it in your inbox because what the hell do I know? but - harringrove au where Steve is chaos boy Billy’s social media manager as part of his PR team. Perhaps they have never even met at first, Steve is a relatively small cog in the machine after all.
Ok so this all got prompted being reminded of the story of Adele not having access to her social media accounts but over Covid her team was like “alright you can have your passwords” and she posted one pic (the Jamaican bikini one lmao) and they were like “ok we’re never doing that again no more password for you” 😂
So basically just imagine steve being hired to run billys Instagram and Twitter accounts. He’s just there to promote whatever projects and interviews, business related stuff you know. Maybe the occasional “personal” post that’s very thought over and planned and posed. Sometimes a “behind the scenes” story will get posted on insta. It’s very well crafted
But then quarantine hits and billys stuck at home bored begging his team to let him have access to his social media because he’s got fuck else going on and he’s bored and honestly what kind of trouble can he get into anyway?
Cut to billy getting drunk and starting fights with trolls on Twitter who keep @ing him about hating his latest movie or something or calling his hair stupid, he “accidentally” posts a dick pic at 3 am, Steve’s phone is blowing up because he’s got billys accounts on there too, not to mention his management is trying to get ahold of him to shut this all down… poor steve was dead asleep he hardly even registers what’s going on til he sees the dick pic 😔
The next day there’s a zoom meeting over how they’re gonna spin this to make billy seem like less of a crazy person but billy doesn’t even see what the big deal is and all he contributes to the conversation is “well, harrington, was it or was it not a nice cock?”
Which COULD be considered sexual harassment but Steve’s got the picture already saved on his phone so like… he’s not in a rush to talk to HR 😏
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Armand/Daniel: "Have you seen my phone anywhere?"
My first instinct was that Armand had put the phone in the blender 😅 but I instead decided to make it a sequel to my fic Fruit Gushers, after Daniel ends up at Trinity Gate
"Have you seen my phone anywhere?"
The movement was so fast that Daniel suspected he wouldn't have caught it if he were still mortal. "No," Armand said; the lie was obvious.
"Sure," Daniel rolled his eyes, walking into the bedroom. Why would Armand have Daniel's phone, and why would he have hidden it in his pocket when Daniel walked in? "What the hell were you doing?"
Armand stopped Daniel from reaching for the thing, encircling wrist in fingers. His grip was tight, unforgiving - as if Daniel could've forgotten. "Fine, fine," he held up his free hand, and Armand let go of his arm slowly, hesitantly.
"Why were you looking for it?"
"I just wanted to know where it was," Daniel shrugged, then smirked, his plan already developed. "I think I found something better."
Armand smiled, and leaned in as Daniel moved to kiss him. It still felt so good, so good, the way his - focus, Daniel. You have a mission.
While Armand was distracted, he inched his hand toward his back pocket and - aha!
"Hey!" Armand protested, but he let Daniel keep his phone.
"Can't believe you fell for that," Daniel laughed, shaking his head and switching on the device. "Why the hell'd you have my phone?" It opened to his camera roll, zoomed in on a picture. The picture he took of Mael and Marius that one time, uploaded from the camera he had used then. He laughed, remembering. Crazy bastards. The noises they had made, of pleasure and pain, throwing each other roughly around the room, Daniel could hear every thunk and moan and roar. When they had fallen asleep on the bed together, limbs tangled and naked like mortal lovers, Daniel couldn't resist sneaking a pic. It was just kind of funny.
"What is the context of this picture, Daniel?" The question full of confusion, curiosity, no judgement or jealousy.
"It was when I was with Marius. Soon after you . . . " Daniel hesitated; Armand nodded in understanding. "And Mael, too. This was pretty close to before Thorne came, I think. But I can't really remember. A lot of that time all jumbles together . . . " he sighed, running a hand through his dull blonde hair. "Anyway. Mael was staying, and he and Marius . . . went at it. I don't know how they got there, I was in the other room unboxing a new model city kit. But then they had fallen asleep together, and it was just - funny to me. I don't know why I took the picture. Maybe for the same reason people take pictures of their dogs or cats doing stupid things. Just because it's entertaining. But yeah. So I took the picture of them passed out all over each other after hate-fucking. Marius would probably have an aneurysm if he knew I had it," he laughed again. "He wants to pretend that never happened."
Armand stared at the picture for a while, saying nothing, indicating nothing. One of the many times Daniel wished the Mind Gift wasn't closed to them - was what going on in that crazy little brain of his? Then he blinked, nodded, and Daniel understood he was done. He shut the phone off. "So now do you want to tell me why you had my phone in the first place?"
Armand shifted. "I was . . . looking for something."
"Looking for what, Armand?" Daniel was partly scared, but he couldn't help a smirk.
"That picture we took. On New Year's."
"Ah," Daniel laughed. That picture. "You could've just asked me."
Armand shrugged.
"Don't tell me you're embarrassed."
"I never said that," Armand's voice was small.
"Sure," Daniel smirked, leaning in for another kiss.
Thank you for this! I had fun with it, if you couldn't tell.
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I can't believe we have no more pics/videos from that 8/9 night in LA! Like, what the hell?? So many people with phones! And no one has video!? I 🤬.
The way people have extra zoom lens' on phones these days and still nothing. Crazy. Karlie is really holding on to hers too, shit.
It’s sort of incredible given how many people were around. But in a way it just goes to show that if they don’t want something getting out it won’t. In this case I really do think she blended in for the most part. Which was good that she got to enjoy the show.
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Soooo this is Samson 👉👈
Half Sun Elf
35 years old
He/him
Lawful/Neutral Good
Grew up in a small village called Elmwood which I’m headcanoning as fantasy Ireland so I’m justified in giving Sam and his dad Irish accents lmao
He’s a doctor (or at least wants to be but too poor for med school), learned everything he knows about practical medicine from his mom (sun elf) and learned how to care for patients by taking care of his chronically ill dad (human)
His dad died when he was 7 and his mom took her own life when he was 11, he was supposed to go live with his aunt and uncle in Calimport but they sucked so he stowed away on a ship when he was 12, became a part of the crew, and then left when he was 15 and they docked in Waterdeep
He was homeless in Waterdeep for a while until my other tav Odette (duergar monk she/her) took him in and basically adopted him as her little brother. Years later when Sam is 30 he finds Wren (my human sorcerer tav they/them) beat up in an alley and takes them to the flat for treatment. They also have no place to call their own so, with a lot of pleading and puppy eyes from Sam, Odette agrees to let them stay
5 years later they all get snatched up by the Nautiloid
Here’s just a bit better description of his appearance since character creator only does so much
He’s a 6’4” beanpole, tall and lanky as hell
He has decent upper body strength from working on a ship and in a bakery most of his life but a pretty slim lower body
Absolutely covered in freckles
Has curly hair that he likes keeping trimmed short in the back cuz of hair on neck sensory issues
His right eye (your left) is a rich brown color while the left eye (your right) is a gold hazel color (you can kinda see if you zoom in on some of the pics)
He always wears glasses my guys blind as a bat
He has a scar on the lower left side of his abdomen and back from where he got ran through with a rapier in a pirate attack while he was sailing
And here’s just some more fun facts
He canonically romances Gale and is monogamous but I’m planning to make OOC stuff of him myself so go crazy go stupid aaahhh
The only thing I won’t do OOC for him is hetero stuff cuz if I had to label his sexuality it would be demisexual homoromantic and I’d feel weird having him be with someone who isn’t a man or masculine nonbinary
He’s a Verse / Switch but usually prefers topping
He’s circumcised (I made his parents both retired clerics just to justify it lmao)
Will enthusiastically demonstrate all the knots and rigging skills he acquired from his sailing days if his partner is up for it *wink wink*
Gives the best aftercare (he is a doctor after all)
He cares a lot about others, usually more than himself, which makes it hard for him to see when he’s being taken advantage of
Can be very perceptive in other situations though (knew Nettie was up to something when she grabbed a plant he recognized as dangerous, didn’t drink Jaheira’s drink cuz he could smell the herbs)
He’s ambidextrous and can sometimes lock in on a task and be found illustrating a surgical exposure with one hand while writing a description with the other
He doesn’t drink alcohol (doesn’t like the taste or how it makes him feel plus has bad memories associated with it) but he does smoke a tobacco pipe when he’s stressed
Apologies if this got long I’ve been obsessed with this OC of mine since before I even got the game lol he means so much to me ❤️
I am planning on writing a Gale x Rolan x Samson fic soon that’s gonna be post Lorroakan defeat and include some hurt/comfort, sappy confessions, and then Rolan getting sandwiched between Gale and Samson as he receives the most tender love and care that probably makes him cry… if you’d be interested in reading something like that I can tag you when it’s done 👀
It might take a little why for me to get around to it cuz my chronic illness is still acting up and I’m still recovering from being in the hospital and having to go back to work so apologies on that 🫶
Also love Rackal what a beefcake
I wanna draw some spice because I got a good long weekend ahead and need some silly things to draw between bigger projects. I also really wanna practice more spicy stuffs.
Some quick facts about my Tav for your consideration:
Rackal Orro:
-52 years old
- Captured on the Nautiloid alongside his twin sister.
-Half Drow (human mom, drow father. Mom was a Barbarian, dad a former cleric turned simple shopkeep. All the height/muscle comes from Mom.)
- former fighter turned paladin (Oath of Devotion). Smashes his Oath while saving the tieflings, specifically one grumpy one in particular (honestly, good riddance; it was getting in the way of getting shit done)
- Former Flaming Fist turned mercenary/adventurer prior to events of BG3; been out of the Fists for 5 years
- Burn scars from failed Fist mission 10 years ago, wherein he lost his longterm lover
- Romantic life has been meh since; a couple of relationships, none lasting more than a couple months. Ends up in slow burn with Rolan and falls HARD.
- Chaotic Good
- Service Dom/Top
Persona: Comes off a bit stoic/too serious at the start of the adventure/until the Grove party (though, to be fair, he’s just trying to keep his sister alive and is constantly assessing an increasingly disastrous situation, realizing fairly quickly that there is more going on than the tadpoles. Also, it doesn’t help that his dead lover is haunting his dreams telling him to eat even more tadpoles.). After a breakdown, mellows out, but still maintains a pretty serious attitude. Rather impulsive, especially in situations he perceives as a threat. Loyal, wary, does not forgive easily. Scratch is one of the few things keeping him sane.
- Volo Lobotomy Status: signed right the fuck up after downing a quarter bottle of whiskey. It was perfect timing; the moment Volo suggested it, Rackal had experienced:
Surprise vampire in camp; now his sister is a bloodbag.
Lae’zel trying to kill him.
Shadowheart and Lae’zel trying to kill each other.
Lae’zel fucking his sister, which he could’ve ignored if it DIDN’T WAKE UP THE CAMP
Dead lover jumpscare
All within 48 hours.
He was genuinely thinking “ FUCK IT TAKE ME OUT.”
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also look at this insane pic that i found from this site. like what is this
why is it so hd and crunchy. at first i thought it was a fan redrawn shot bc of how off-model sora is but no, thats how she actually looks in that shot ↓
left = pic from the site right = (rather shitty) screenshot from the blu-ray. both are from ep 30 of adventure, timestamp 5:18
but why is this picture so different from the shot that we get in the bluray version. why does this hd one have a background in the window while the anime one doesnt (the train is moving thru the tunnel in this shot so there shouldnt even be a background). and why is it more zoomed out. how does it have details of motimon + koushirou's right side that isnt present in the episode
also, i found that the background of this pic is just from another shot in the episode, during the panshot of them sleeping b4 they wake up and realize theyre in shinjuku (timestamp: 9:00-ish).
what IS this photo. like this is the most hd depiction ive ever seen of the anime's background. it doesnt have the weird filter that the blu-ray leaves behind. is it genuine?? fan-made? WHERE IS IT FROM..... i cant find this pic used on any other site aside from this one, this one, and the one where i originally found it from(it's also on the jp version of that site).
this is soooo weird.... what the hell. if this pic really is originated from the first link i sourced, which seems to be some official-ish tour thing abt different spots in tokyo that had been featured in anime, then it isn't that much of a stretch to believe that they got access to actual HD files used for the anime.... then did this site get access to the actual HD files used for the anime??? DOES TOEI STILL HAVE THE ARTWORK USED FOR THE ANIME IN HD AND JUST.... didnt let them be used for the blu-ray???? bc if this is fan-made then this is an awful amount of effort put into perfectly replicating the anime's artstyle, so i really dont think this is fan-made. BUT THEN TO THINK THAT ACTUAL HD ARTWORK FOR THE ANIME IS STILL KEPT SOMEWHERE AND JUST ISNT BEING SHARED..... like the blu-ray does a decent job but it's nowhere as sharp or high quality as this pic that im freaking out abt!! this is so crazy if that's the case. what da hell
#am i going insane? idk. idek. omg#digimon adventure#yeah this goes in the main tag who gives a fuck. check this out guys
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Mirandaaaaa! Hi!! Okay, I figured this was worth sending an ask, since it's easier to reply, and since someone else might benefit, but: Teach me your ways!! Your screenshots are all gorgeous, and the angles all make so much sense for the pics?? Like the shot of Maggie and Luca framed by the archway?? *mwah* I feel like all my screenshots are boring as hell. Well, the indoor ones at least. (Not to mention god-awful lighting... *sigh*) How the heck do yours turn out so good??? That is all. ~ Love Morri. (idk if this makes any sense at all, but I am in a rambling mood today, aparently, and also suddenly dedicated to learning cinematography of simblr.)
*cracks knuckles* time to overexplain something really simple because idk how else to do it hasudncehcneadc
WHAT SCENE IS THIS REFERENCING?
WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE BEFORE?
WHAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT?
as can see, reshade did most of the work for me (especially the blur!!!) i take advantage of that for sure. i think a lot of photos look the best when there's an obvious foreground (the arch) and a background (the throne room)! i took the latter photo in case i wanted to show them and blur the rest of the room, but when you compare, it makes most sense to blur everything no??
STILL, how did i come up with this angle? i think i reference a lot of media without knowing it. this kind of archway shot is popular in movies and shows!! it's dramatic and really says something deeper than the fact it looks pretty. do you HAVE to think deeply about this? NO i'm just extra and really into metaphors lol i thought this angle was good because it showed how alone they were amidst the large space they were in, which made this moment even more private for the love-birds-who-still-haven't-confessed (^;
WHAT EDITS DO I DO TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER?
you mention bad lighting, and let me tell you... the Sisters' Castle is no stranger to that problem. i had to place those small ceiling lights EVERYWHERE until it looked decent, as well as change the light shade to that almost-white yellow. and still, i have to brighten my photos quite a lot! i even added fake light beams from the windows... not my best work but it ~adds~
HOW TO GET AROUND BORING ANGLES?
think MOVIE!!! think cinema... this is you from now on:
you gotta think to yourself as if YOU are the audience. where does the camera go to make you feel like you're apart of the scene? do close-ups amplify the emotions? would far-away shots make you grasp the situation better (i.e. "oh they're in a beautiful field!! how romantic!!" or in my case "oh they're in the throne room alone...")?
my favorite shot is honestly putting the camera behind something that will be in the foreground, unblurred while the rest of the photo IS blurred... like a plant, statue, wall, even another person. i use this A LOT lol
it kind of creates the sense that YOU as the reader/viewer is in the foreground, which makes sense if the foreground is a person. i wanted people to feel like they were in maggie's and/or olette's shoes and viewing it from their perspective, so they were often the focus (as you can see in the ones above). sometimes, though, it's to highlight whatever is being discussed! for example, in the photo below, they were talking about the late princess so her painting was the focus and maggie was blurred in the foreground instead!
which makes sense don't cha think? since we aren't just writing a book, subjects have to be visually displayed as well! it's pretty cool and i think that's why i like simblr so much lol
TIPS AND TRICKS?
move that camera around like crazy!!!!! go all the way to the ceiling and look down, go all the way to the ground and look up!! zoom in really close, zoom out really far, play with what's being blurred! if you find an angle that you love but the background is BLAH, then either blur it or redecorate it! i love the castle because i just had to throw ivy everywhere to really make things pop (^:
LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
for everyone reading this: you've got a whole community to inspire and help you, so don't be afraid to try something someone else did! have fun with it!! (^:
#ask#morrigan-sims#regal asks#TECHNICALLY lol#tutorial#i spent way too long on this!!!! i hope this helps a little????
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I went on a date yesterday.
I was extremely nervous.
She goes to my school.
She asked me.
Rewind a little.
She added me on Social Media back in like November after I hosted a panel for a law school event regarding the disenfranchisement of minorities in Law School/Legal Profession. It was one of the widest attended events we had (honestly, probably one of the coolest events I’ve led)
Then she messaged me and said she’d love to get to know me, and we’ve been communicating daily since. Including random Zooms/phone calls, etc.
I didn’t think much of it. I get a lot of prospective, new and current students reaching out because I’m VP of the student government, and on a bunch of law school orgs, etc. in hindsight, we were out here sending whole text-“letters” to each other and I’m lowkey oblivious 🙃😂 as I’m typing this, she also made a video of her friends back home saying hi to me when she visited......so either I was HELLA focused on finals/Bar prep or I’m just SOO oblivious and didn’t think much of it
Anyways, during Valentine’s Day she sent me 18 roses because she knew they were some of my favorite flowers and a little poem, it basically said “Roses are red, violets are blue, Law life is crazy, but it’s better with you.” (Pic below)!And I was like oooohhhhh maybe she has a crush on me, meanwhile my friends were like....Nas wtf.....🙃 Don’t worry, I sent her a V-day care package. We live 40 minutes away from eachother but like Bar Prep, Covid, etc.
She also then had pizza and such delivered to me the week of the bar exam because I wasn’t really eating (anxiety symptoms). And it had my favorite toppings, which I mentioned ONE TIME, MONTHS AGO.
Meanwhile, I still had no expectations out of any of this cause, idk I just didn’t 🤷🏻♀️
THEN she asked me on a date and told me she was planning everything and that it was a surprise. She told me thet she was wearing a dress and heels, that she was driving, AND THAT IS ALL I KNEW. The celebration was basically a cross between me graduating, taking the BAR, a make-up Vday, and her getting an amazing Summer law job.
Yesterday was the surprise. I was nervous as hell.
She RENTED A Porsche Boxster convertible (pic below) for our date because SHE KNOWS I AM INTO CARS, took me for a drive and took me to MY OWN SUNSET SPOT. We then went there and looked at the cows/horses. She made reservations at a restaurant DURING SUNSET, on top of a mountain overlooking the Bay, all because she knows I’m into sunsets and this place basically has it so you can view the entire Bay from what feels like the clouds. Then we drove around, with the top down listening to throwback songs. After all that, we sat, talked, and listened to music because she didn’t want to go home until the last second that she had to return the car. At the end, she told me she wanted to celebrate all my accomplishments, because I don’t do that enough for myself, and it was... so freaking sweet....Like she didn’t need to do any of that, I would’ve been content with a picnic and normal date, but like she wanted to, which is amazing.
I have a habit of settling on people who can’t quite meet me where I am, and this time I told myself I wouldn’t date until I knew I wasn’t settling, and like..... I’m so glad I waited cause wtf?!
Anyways, my friends are gonna be mad cause I’m gonna say what I’m about to say. But maybe she likes me? 😅😂 I don’t know what if anything will come from this, but that’s okay. It was just a good reminder that I do deserve good things, and when I get out of my own head, good things come. And also, no settling. What is meant for me will find me on my path.
#Also if you’re coming across this#There are people out there who will treat you right and match your energy#I promise you just gotta stop settling#Personal#Life Updates#Dating#Potential#Effort#Growth#wlw#sapphic#gwlg#girls who like girls#lesbian#lgbtq#Date#pansexual#bisexual#Match my energy#Hit#queer#cali lgbt#positivity#wait for it#treat you right#patience#expectations#sunset#roses#compatability
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One thing that bugs me above anything else in games or movies. When we are in a fantastical new realm or planet. And their moon is just straight up a copy pasted image of our moon. Like you know. The thing you all know and learn about since we are about two. You can't fool me. I know what our moon looks like.
Examples: not to be like those YouTube click bait bitches but circled below are the parts of Luna(the name of our moon, real unique I know) that match with a counterpart.
Mario Odyssey. Zoomed in on this portion of the moon.
Gears of war, bonus for having two moons buuuut. Ya just rotated the moon 90° to the right and jacked up the brightness. I can do the same in a photo editor.
I just feel like with all the amazing custom artwork you can just make a moon. Or hell use some other moons. There are a lot of moons you could also just copy and paste a pic from. Here. I found one of Charon, Pluto's....moon? (Depending on who you ask)
Awesome. Before like 5 minutes ago I knew Pluto had a heart on it, but I didn't know much about this awesome moon with a little hat on top. What a lovely fantasy, scifi, alternate world moon ya got there. Make new moons. And using our moon as a way to hint that this is our world but different is pretty neat. But ya gotta be subtle about it. Or I'm gonna get on you about that.
Bonus rant:
Side moon bullshit that authors rarely take into account: our moon is kind of crazy unique if you look at the facts.
It is absurdly perfectly aligned to have a solar eclipse so ludicrously lined up. Like holy shit, our moon is just absolutely ideal for eclipses. Most other planets would just be little spots missing from the sun or just covering it for a while. To have the corona around it is pretty god-damned wild. Any closer and the halo ring would be larger. Any further the sub would just go out for a bit.
Tides. The moon is the reason we have tides at all. So elder scrolls Skyrim talking about riding with the tides is like. Bruv, there are 3 moons. Low Tide might not be for another year. And the mere existence of some of these moons can just fuckin go away, and come back on a whim. Let alone one moon literally being up to debate. That alone would wreak havoc on the environment. Since the elder scrolls is in a perpetual Schrodinger's superposition of realistic cause and effect and mega bullshit amazing magic that can just alter reality just cuz.
And lastly I am a sucker for life sustaining moons and dead planets, star wars get bonus points every time we get a moon location, though I feel like yavin 4 would have more reddish tones from reflecting of that gas giant. But whatevs. Episode 4 was more of an indie movie.
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Sweet Night (M)
➵ Stray Kids: Bang Chan x fem. reader / one shot, college AU, camping trip AU / fluff, smut / REQUESTED
➵ warnings: slight cursing, explicit mentions of sex (slight public teasing, orgasm denial, oral: receiving, slight choking)
➵ word count: 6k (lol oops)
a/n: after a few anon requests/inquiries, I decided to write this one shot as the second part to Way to You - you can absolutely read this on its own though.
I’M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, OOOOOOH! I’M WALKING ON-
Your eyes fly open as soon as the song starts blaring from somewhere beside you, and you blindly fumble for the alarm clock, thankfully managing to find the off-switch quite quickly. This very annoying clock was a horrible yet also kinda thoughtful birthday gift from Chan’s roommates, as it’s quite possibly the loudest one on the market, meaning it is able to wake literally anyone. It could probably even wake Dracula from his deep slumber in the depths of his castle somewhere in Romania. And while Chan might not be a vampire, he isn’t one to wake easily either, so this extremely loud alarm clock was the only solution your friends had been able to come up with. Which sadly means you experience something close to a heart attack every morning - or well, at least a few times a week, as you do still spend some nights at the apartment you share with Jisung.
You fall back into the pillows, heart still racing from the sudden noise. Pale sunlight filters through the curtains and into the otherwise dark room. You groan, blinking against the rays of light hitting you straight in the face, and turn around to cuddle into your boyfriend’s broad back. He hums, only half-awake himself, and turns around to wrap both arms around you, leaving a lazy kiss on your forehead.
Suddenly, there’s a crash from somewhere in the house, and you jump. Chan sighs deeply, and murmurs “Hyunjin, probably.” under his breath - it’s no secret that his roommate is a walking disaster. You don’t answer, only pressing a soft kiss on his naked chest. “How’d you sleep?”, he asks, one hand beginning to trace gentle patterns on your bare back. “Like a rock - which was exactly what I needed after my midterms.”, you answer, and he nods. “You more than deserved that, babe. I’m really proud of you, by the way. I’m sure you aced all your exams.”, he says, and you can’t help but smile at his sweet words. You look up at him, gently cupping his cheek, and kiss him. He basically melts against you, pulling you even closer towards him, and bites down on your lower lip to slide his tongue into your mouth. Before this can end in a steamy morning make-out session, there’s a knock on Chan’s door. He groans and draws back from you, expression grumpy. “What?”, he then yells, shooting daggers towards his door. “Just wanted to make sure you’re up, we’re supposed to be leaving in an hour!”, Felix answers, sounding way too cheerful so early in the morning. “Ugh, I hate morning people. Just once I want to get up in the morning without having to go through the seven stages of grief first.”, you mumble, your warm breath tickling Chan’s neck and making him giggle and wiggle away from you. “Yeah, we’re up!”, he quickly answers Felix, who shuffles away from the door, before turning towards you again, “Wait, aren’t there only five stages of grief? What are your extra two?” “Denial part two and astral projection.”, you answer, and Chan laughs before giving you a soft smile, brushing some of your hair out of your face.
“Breakfast?”, he then asks, and you nod. “Absolutely. I need coffee, and lots of it.”, you agree, and he rolls his eyes. “I swear, by now there’s definitely coffee running through your veins instead of blood.”, Chan mumbles, before jumping out of bed to grab his underwear from the floor. You just chuckle and follow him, but can’t seem to find your bra anywhere. “What the Hell…”, you mumble under your breath, twirling around once in a desperate attempt to locate it. “Uh. Looking for this?”, Chan asks and you follow his gaze. You both burst into loud laughter when you spot your bra happily dangling from the ceiling light. “Well, we had to be very fast yesterday evening. Clothes went flying, and quite literally it seems.”, you say, lips twitching while you stand on your tiptoes to get your bra, and Chan nods in agreement. “Very fast indeed - but we couldn’t let the others begin the movie night without us! We had valid reasons.” He grins and wraps both arms around your waist to pull you close to him again, giving you a quick peck on the lips. When you want to deepen the kiss, he draws back again, expression stern. “No time for that, we have to get ready, eat breakfast and you still need to pack some of your stuff before we can leave. And we don’t want to let the others wait, right?” You sigh and pout. “No, we don’t, apparently.”, you just answer, and wiggle into your jeans and turtleneck, finally ready to leave the privacy of Chan’s room and get something to eat.
The scent of fresh coffee and pancakes greets you when you arrive downstairs, and you inhale deeply. Felix is standing in front of the stove, humming a soft tune under his breath while working on making the tower of pancakes beside him even taller. He turns around when you enter the kitchen, giving you his signature sunshine smile. “Morning, Y/N.”, he greets you, “Slept well?” You nod and peek over his shoulder. “Yup. And have I ever told you how much I love you?”, you ask, stealing a piece of pancake directly out of the pan, and Felix tries to swat your hand away before he chuckles. “Shouldn’t you say that to Chan, not to me?”, he replies, and your boyfriend, just entering the kitchen behind you, sighs deeply. “She’s an opportunist, meaning she’ll tell anyone she loves them if it means she gets what she wants, so beware. I actually rarely hear her say it to me.”, Chan says warningly, and you shoot him a dark look. “Oh shut up, that’s so not true. I tell you I love you at least once or twice a day, you needy baby.”, you grumble, and just then, Minho joins the small kitchen party. “Needy baby? You’re not talking about Hyunjin, are you?”, he asks, ruffling his crazy bed hair while filling a mug with coffee, sighing contently when he takes the first sip. You grin and shake your head, before taking a mug out of the cabinet yourself.
Said roommate also enters the kitchen just then, face looking quite puffy. You raise both eyebrows. “Did you cry yourself to sleep last night?”, you ask, and take a sip of coffee to hide your shit-eating grin. Hyunjin throws you a dark glare, and crosses both arms in front of his chest. “No. But I did have a slight mental breakdown after realizing I probably failed my last exam yesterday, so I decided to treat myself to some late-night-ramen, and now I look like this.”, he points at his face, beginning to pout, “God just hates pretty people, he’s clearly punishing me for my dashing looks.” “Or maybe he just doesn’t like narcissists.”, Jeongin offers when he enters the kitchen, shoving Minho out of the way to get to the kitchen cabinet almost overflowing with mugs. You decide it’s finally getting too crowded in the kitchen, and leave it again. You’re absolutely not a morning person, and can’t deal with the boys’ constant bickering without having experienced the positive effect of the caffeine you’re currently consuming.
Seungmin is sitting on one of the sofas, currently scrolling through Instagram and apparently trying to like every cute puppy pic in existence. “Morning.”, you greet him and take a seat beside him, peeking over his shoulder and cooing at an extremely cute baby golden retriever. Seungmin just greets you with a curt nod of his head, not being a morning person either, and keeps scrolling. Minutes later, Felix enters the living room, balancing a giant plate of fresh pancakes in front of him while all the other boys follow him like stray dogs. “What would you guys even do without Felix cooking for you all the time?”, you ask, mouth watering when you inhale the delicious smell. “Starve and die.”, Seungmin deadpans, while Jeongin answers: “We’d have to look at Hyunjin’s ugly bloated face every day because we’d solely live off ramen.” Hyunjin hits the back of his head for that, but the younger boy just shoots him his cheshire cat grin. “I mean, I could cook too, I guess.”, Chan says, frowning, and everyone bursts into loud laughter. “Wow okay, I’ll try not to take this personally…”, your boyfriend grumbles, and sits down at the dining table. You slide onto the chair next to him, and pat his thigh affectionately. “I love you, babe, but you literally didn’t know how to whisk eggs when we wanted to bake cookies last week.”, you say, and Chan sighs. “That’s... sadly fair. But I could learn!”
“No offense, but we actually like our kitchen intact - thanks for your humble offering though. If Felix should die unexpectedly, we might get back to you.”, Minho answers, and before the situation can escalate into a playful bickering battle, Felix yells “SO, WHO WANTS PANCAKES?!”, successfully managing to distract everyone.
One and a half hours later, everyone is packed and ready to go - you’ve planned this little getaway for almost two months now, everyone having finished their first round of exams at this time of year and being able to just relax for a bit. For some reason, the boys had wanted to go camping, and as you, Jisung’s girlfriend Lina and Hyunjin’s girlfriend Marie were clearly outnumbered by the boys, you hadn’t really had the chance to disagree with them. But you honestly don’t even mind, having gone camping lots of times already and just being happy to enjoy some time with your closest friends. Only Changbin won’t be able to join you guys, as he’s currently doing an internship and wasn’t able to request some time off.
Chan is just about to lock the front door to the frat house, when Jeongin zooms past you, yelling for his older roommate to wait. “I forgot something extremely important!”, he explains, almost breathless, and disappears into the house again. “What’s he getting now?”, your boyfriend wonders, and shoots you a questioning gaze. You just shrug, and let your bag fall to the ground, too lazy to hold onto it while waiting for the youngest of your group. A few minutes later, Jeongin comes back, a huge grin on his face and a giant stuffed animal in his arms. Chan blinks a few times, and opens his mouth to say something, but he gets cut off by the younger boy: “You guys can cuddle with each other, but I’d rather throw myself off a cliff than cuddle with Minho, Felix or Seungmin, whoever I’ll end up sharing a tent with. But I do wanna cuddle with someone, so Mr. Sunshine it is.”, he explains stoically, and you just nod in support. “I totally get that, plus I wouldn’t be too sure that Minho doesn’t just turn into a bat or something like that during the night. He’s at least part demon, we all know that.”, you say, and Jeongin giggles.
You’re truly prepared to give him anything whenever he smiles at you like this, his eyes almost disappearing, teeth almost blindingly bright. While you detain from squishing his cheeks, you do poke the dimple on his left one, being too endeared by him. He swats your hand away, of course he does, but you still bask in the victory of having poked his cheek. One thing to cross off your to-do-list for today.
“Okay, let’s go to the others.”, Chan finally says after locking the house, and without you having to say anything, he takes his and your bag and walks over to where the others are waiting beside the cars. Chivalry is not dead and you’re ready to swoon over your amazing boyfriend. “Okay, we still have to pick up Jisung, Lina and Marie.”, Chan says after he’s put your bags into the trunk of his car, “So, who’s gonna ride in which car?” “Well I obviously want to ride with Marie.”, Hyunjin says, a goofy smile on his face - they have been together for almost a year now, but he’s still very much extremely whipped for her, but luckily, she seems to feel the exact same way -, and Minho murmurs a sarcastic “Shocking, really.” under his breath. “I want Jisung and Lina in our car.”, you quickly say, and Chan gives you a short nod. Of course you’d say that - Jisung is your best friend after all, and you’ve grown quite close to Lina as well. You’re also good friends with Marie, but Jisung just wins this round - not that you’d ever tell that to his face, he’s too cocky as it is, no need to push his ego even more. “Then Minho, you take Hyunjin, Marie, Felix and Seungmin, and I take Y/N, Jisung, Lina and Jeongin, okay?”, Chan suggests, and everyone agrees. Five minutes later, all the bags are safely stored away and everyone has taken their seats. Being Chan’s girlfriend means you get to ride shotgun, something you’re more than thankful for, knowing how crowded the backseat is going to be once you’ve picked up Jisung and Lina. “See you in a bit!”, Felix yells through his open window, and flashes you his extremely cute gummy smile. You wave at him, immediately returning his smile, and successfully ignore Minho’s mock salute and cocky grin while he backs out of his parking spot, almost cutting Chan off.
Twenty minutes later, Jisung and Lina are squished into the backseat with Jeongin, all three having bright smiles on their faces. “Road trip, whoop!”, Jisung yells and gives you a high five, “Happy to have a few days with y’all before we have to face the sad reality of probably having failed most of our exams!” Lina beside him rolls her eyes. “Stop being so dramatic, I’m sure most of us will have aced everything.”, she says, and Jisung wraps his arm around her and kisses her temple. “Sorry, but I have literally only one functioning brain cell and I use it to overthink.”, he explains, yelping when she playfully tickles his side. You chuckle at their bickering, and hit play on your road trip playlist - a second later, Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody fills the car, all of you immediately beginning to sing along. “LET’S GO!”, Chan yells over the sad attempts of everyone trying to imitate Freddy Mercury, and backs out of the parking lot. You smile and interlace your fingers with his. He cheekily returns your smile, and raises your intertwined hands to his lips to press a soft kiss against your knuckles. Over a year of being with him, but you still swoon over this simple yet sweet gesture. Yes, you’re just that whipped for your boyfriend, and what about it.
It doesn’t take long for you guys to arrive on the interstate, you and Jisung trying to trump each other's impressions of Beyoncé singing Single Ladies (and failing miserably, sorry Queen B). Your belly almost hurts from laughing with your friends, and you can’t wait for the rest of the weekend to begin.
Minho’s car arrives before Chan’s, and of course he’s gloating about it the second you guys join forces again. But you can let him have this small victory, and decide to just ignore him for now, helping Chan get the bags out of his car and to the campsite. It’s quite cold, the air crisp now that the sun is slowly beginning to set again, but you brought lots of blankets and sleeping bags, so you should be fine. And at least the weather means there aren’t any other campers here right now, so you have the whole area, including the washing rooms, to yourselves, which is nice.
Setting up camp takes longer than anticipated, mostly because Jisung somehow manages to crash into his and Lina’s almost finished tent twice, which means they have to start from the very beginning again. She truly has the patience of a saint, simply smacking him over the head rather playfully before picking up the sad remains of their tent to begin the whole building process again. Chan and you, having gone camping lots of times already, are quickest with finishing your tent, so afterwards you offer to help Jisung and Lina with theirs, while Chan does the same for Minho and Jeongin. Marie, an experienced scout, has set up hers and Hyunjin’s tent in record time as well, and takes pity on Felix and Seungmin, quickly building the tent for them. After an hour, your camp has successfully been built, and everyone begins to search for firewood.
Felix decides to make a giant pot of spicy chili sin carne for tonight’s dinner, and as soon as all the plates are filled, your conversations slowly dwindle down, everyone too busy with eating. “Lix, you’re a cooking genius, Gordon Ramsey found jobless.”, Marie says around a mouthful of chili, giving the blonde boy a bright smile and the thumbs up. He waves her compliment aside, blushing profoundly. “Thanks, but it’s honestly not that difficult - you just have to follow the recipe, if you’re too scared to improvise.”, he murmurs, and she throws a small piece of kindling at him. “You should really learn how to take compliments.”, she teases playfully, and he shrugs. “Okay, okay, I’m the best cook ever.”, he says sarcastically, and Minho raises one eyebrow. “Whoa, now don’t get ahead of yourself.”, he replies, and Felix smacks him over the head. “You can’t cook at all, so for once, you should just stay quiet.”, you say, and Minho sighs dramatically. “What can I say… We all have our weaknesses. I, for example, am extremely good-looking and tragically funny.”
You almost choke on your chili because of his audacity, and lift your fork in front of your face, staring through it and at Minho, who just frowns at you. “What are you doing? Why are you looking at me through your fork?”, he asks, obviously confused by your behavior, and you give him a lopsided smile. “I’m pretending you’re in jail, it’s spiritually healing.”, you explain, and Chan beside you bursts into laughter, the others following him quickly. Minho begins to pout and sticks out his tongue at you, always the mature one. “It’s okay if you don’t enjoy my dashing looks and hilarious humor, not everyone has good taste. That’s why you picked Chan over me after all.”, he claims, and you answer by throwing a piece of wood his way, making him squeal and dive for cover. Just then, the flames of your fire flicker and slowly begin to die down. Seungmin, Jeongin and Hyunjin stand up to go get some more firewood, but somehow, the latter one’s shoe gets caught between two logs and with a loud yelp, he tumbles to the ground. “What the Hell is he doing?!”, Chan groans, and Jeongin deadpans “Sadly his best.”, before he begins walking over towards his friend to help him, but Marie is faster, already dragging her boyfriend up from the ground with tears of laughter in her eyes. Hyunjin’s cheeks are red from embarrassment and he murmurs something about nature being out to get him, before he, Marie and the other two boys disappear into the forest to get more firewood.
The rest of the evening is filled with playful banter, soft guitar music from Jisung, and funny childhood stories. Lina soon begins to nod off, her head resting on her boyfriend’s shoulder while he continues to strum a soft tune on his guitar, humming along. When he notices his girlfriend is about to wander into Morpheus’ realm though, he’s quick to place the guitar back into its bag, and wraps both arms around her. “I think it’s time for us to retire, huh?”, he says, leaving a gentle kiss on Lina’s forehead. She blinks sleepily, and smiles up at him. “It’s pretty safe to assume that at any given moment, I want to go back to sleep - so yes, I agree, time to retire.”, she answers, and Jisung chuckles, before standing up to declare: “Well, we’re off to bed now!” Minho and Seungmin boo immediately, while Jeongin murmurs something like “Old people” under his breath - even though he’s literally only one year younger than most of you guys.
“So, as I’m legally required to kiss my homies goodnight, y’all getting some smooches!”, Jisung says, already walking towards where Hyunjin and Marie are sitting, bodies entangled and breaths mingling. Hyunjin looks up and shoots his friend a murderous look. “I swear, if you kiss me, I’m going to dump you into the river.”, he threatens, but Jisung just grins. “How about you dump your girlfriend instead and run away with me? We’d make such a pretty couple.”, he says, making Hyunjin roll his eyes. “Bro, no offense, but I’d be the pretty one in this relationship, and while everyone can clearly see you already have quite the experience being the ugly one in a relationship” with that, Hyunjin first points at Jisung and then at Lina, who bursts out laughing, “I don’t think I’m ready to hear your constant whining about my face being prettier than yours. So thanks, but no thanks, I’ll stay with Marie.” “Wow, I feel so honored and loved right now, babe.”, Marie says sarcastically, “But does this mean you think you’re the pretty one in this relationship as well?” Hyunjin goes into instant panic mode, quickly reassuring his girlfriend that she’s far prettier than him, while she tries to keep a stern expression on her face, but everyone can clearly see the way her lips twitch. She just loves teasing Hyunjin, and you honestly can’t blame her for that, especially not when it’s just so easy.
“Okay, goodnight, then!”, Lina interrupts their playful bickering, and gives everyone a soft smile, before dragging Jisung towards their tent. Everyone wishes them a good night and sweet dreams as well, and then Seungmin clears his throat. “Time for some ghost stories, don’t you think?”, he says, voice low and grin almost evil when his eyes find Hyunjin, who immediately falls silent. Everyone knows he’s a huge scaredy cat, which is quite funny seeing as his own girlfriend is a big fan of horror movies and stories. Truly a match made in Heaven. Seungmin just raises one eyebrow, expression challenging - but when no one contradicts him, he begins to tell his first ghost story.
It doesn’t take long until Hyunjin is pretty much sitting on Marie’s lap, shooting daggers at his friend while his girlfriend is trying very hard not to laugh at him. You yourself cuddle closer to your own boyfriend, smiling when he presses a soft kiss against your temple. Your eyes rest on the big bonfire, following some sparks drifting into the dark night sky from time to time, and you sigh contently. This, right here, is your happy place - in the midst of your friends, just laughing and joking with them, not a care in the world. Midterms lie behind you, and you’re currently not even thinking about your grades for once, your anxiety at rest. This trip was truly a great idea, maybe even Jisung’s best one so far.
“Okay, wanna hear a really creepy one-”, Seungmin begins, and Hyunjin has finally had enough, standing up and taking Marie’s hand into his. “Well, goodnight!”, he says, a determined expression on his face, and pulls his girlfriend towards their tent. Marie suppresses an amused smile at her boyfriend’s dramatics, and waves at everyone, before following him inside the tent. Seungmin just grins evilly and shrugs. “He’s so soft hearted.”, he then says, and leans back, obviously content with his work. “Okay, maybe it’s three demons, not only two.”, you murmur into Chan’s ear, and he chuckles. You’re always joking about Minho and Hyunjin being demons, as they’re constantly testing your nerves by just being themselves, plus they were definitely the main plotters behind the plan to get you and Chan together - not that you’re complaining about it as their plan had worked pretty perfectly and in your favor. “In the end you’ll probably find that I live with six demons.”, your boyfriend murmurs, and begins to play with your fingers. You shake your head. “Oh no, Felix is definitely an angel, not a demon.”, you disagree, and Chan nods. “Okay, that’s true. The others though… Well, time will tell, I guess.” “Or holy water.” He just laughs and gives you a quick peck on the lips. When you want to deepen the kiss, he draws back. “Later.”, he murmurs against your lips, his deep voice rumbling in his chest, and you shiver involuntarily. He grins at your reaction, before turning his attention to Seungmin’s new ghost story again.
You on the other hand feel hot and bothered all of the sudden, and decide to tease your boyfriend a bit. So you place your hand on his thigh, not moving it for some time, until you slowly slide it higher, bit by bit. At first, Chan doesn’t seem to notice or care, until you’re getting dangerously close to his crotch. Then, he quickly leans forward so the others can’t see what you’re doing, and glares at you. “What are you doing?”, he asks, voice low, and you smile innocently. “Nothing.”, you answer, and have finally reached your desired destination, slowly beginning to palm his semi over his jeans. “How about you be a good girl and stop?”, he breathes out, but you know he doesn’t actually want you to stop - you know him well enough for that by now. Still, you decide to play along. “Oh, I’ll gladly be your good girl.”, you whisper, and quickly withdraw your hand. He groans at your words and the sudden lack of contact, and locks eyes with you. “Tent. Now.”, he grits out, and stands up, pulling you with him and hugging you from behind so your body hides his erection from the others. “We’re tired too, so goodnight!”, he says in a fake cheerful voice, and you have to hide your shit-eating grin while innocently waving at the others. “Oh you’re in so much trouble now, babe.”, Chan murmurs into your ear while you walk towards your tent, and bites down on your lobe. You feel arousal gather between your legs, stomach jolting at his words. You and Chan have a very playful relationship, full of bantering and loving jokes, and your dynamic in the bedroom isn’t that different - there’s a lot of bickering too, you being a total brat at times, while he’s more on the dominant side, enjoying making you obedient.
As soon as he closes the tent behind you and turns around to watch you with an almost predatory gaze, you know you might have been a bit too forward at the bonfire. But it’s too late to back down now, so you simply raise both eyebrows, a challenging expression on your face. “So you think touching me like that in front of our friends is okay?”, Chan asks, his voice low and dark. You tilt your head to one side. “I mean, you didn’t seem opposed to it, to be honest.”, you answer, and now he’s the one to lift both eyebrows. “I want you out of your clothes, now.”, your boyfriend orders, and for once, you follow his command immediately, knowing this is for your own good this time. So you quickly wiggle out of your jeans and take off your jumper, shivering in the cold night air. Only left in your panties and bra, Chan smirks to himself, before crawling over your body and beginning to kiss you slowly. You gasp into his mouth when one of his warm hands finds your waist, drawing lazy circles against it, before traveling higher to cup your breast over your bra. His thumb rubs over your clothed nipple before pinching it, hard, and you arch your back, breath hitching.
“So, let’s see how quiet you can stay while I eat you out, hm? Remember, the walls of the tent are too thin to mask any noises.”, Chan whispers against your lips, before he suddenly descends down your body. Oh no, you know you’re screwed. He’ll try to make you scream his name, but while you’re quite open about sex and have no problem talking about it with your friends, you definitely don’t need them to hear you during the actual act. Maybe you shouldn’t have teased your boyfriend after all - but it’s too late now, he’s determined. He spreads your legs, and begins to leave soft love bites on the inside of your thighs. You’re trembling already, and it’s not because of the cold alone. Chan always has this effect on you, no matter how often he touches you - you’ll never get used to it. He plays with the hem of your panties, until he finally drags them down your legs, his warm breath hitting your wet core. You begin to squirm, impatient to have him finally touch you where you need him most. He smacks your thigh, the crack resounding through the tent, and you yelp. “Chan.”, you hiss, and he grins cheekily, before suddenly pressing his thumb to your clit, beginning to draw lazy circles against it. Your eyes roll into the back of your head and you clamp one hand over your mouth to mask any noises.
Chan soon replaces his thumb with his mouth, sucking on your clit like his life depends on it while simultaneously sliding two fingers inside your heat. A loud moan tears from your lips and you bite the inside of your cheek, trying to stifle your noises but already failing miserably. You feel Chan smirk against you, and then, he slips a third finger inside you, curling them upwards and picking up the pace. You buck your hips against his gentle ministrations, skin feeling too hot and too tight already, goosebumps rising all over your body. It doesn’t take long until you begin to tremble, your high approaching rather quickly, and you’re this close to finally snapping, when Chan draws back from your core, face glistening with your juices, his smirk almost devilish. “I can’t hear you, babe, are you even enjoying this?”, he murmurs, back to drawing lazy patterns on your clit with his thumb. You feel frustration wash over you, and shoot him a dark glare. His grin gets even wider, before he completely withdraws his hand from your heat to suck on his glistening fingers. You close your eyes for a few seconds, trying to gather your wits, until Chan slaps your thigh again. “Look at me, baby.”, he says, voice dark, and your eyes snap open again. You begin to pout. “Please.”, you mumble, trying your best to appeal to his softer side, “I’m sorry I was a brat earlier. You know I can’t be loud or the others might hear us.” Your boyfriend just hums, hands ghosting over your thighs and leaving goosebumps in their wake. “Too bad, I guess you can’t cum tonight then.” And before you’re able to reply anything, he dives back in-between your folds.
You throw one arm over your mouth, and bite your own soft flesh to suppress any noises. It takes little to no time until you’re close to your orgasm again, but for the second time tonight, Chan draws back in the last possible second. You’re almost ready to cry with frustration now, eyes glistening with unshed tears. When your boyfriend sees this, he softens a bit and leans towards you to press a gentle kiss to your lips. “This is what you get for being a brat.”, he murmurs, and you bite down on his lower lip, making him groan into your mouth. “Please.”, you whisper and try your best puppy eyes on him. He just smirks again, finally ridding himself off his shirt, jeans and underwear. When he’s fully naked in front of you, you sigh, eyes raking his beautiful, defined body. Unlike you, Chan actually enjoys going to the gym - and his effort pays off. “Stop drooling.”, he says, sounding way too pleased and cocky in your opinion. So you quickly sit up, and wrap one hand around his hard cock, already leaking with pre-cum. Good to see you’re not the only one being affected by this, you think and grin. You begin to slowly jerk him off, spreading the pre-cum over the rest of his cock as lube. He groans, lower lip pulled back between his teeth and eyes almost black with desire. Finally, he’s had enough, and pushes you on your back again, hovering over you. “There’s condoms in the bag behind you.”, he murmurs, leaving gentle kisses on your neck until he finds your sweet spot, beginning to suck on it. You moan almost inaudible, fingers fumbling for said bag to retrieve a condom.
Just seconds later, Chan rolls it over his cock, and then, he aligns himself in front of your wet core, teasingly rubbing your clit before you shoot him a pleading look. He finally sheathes himself into you with one swift motion, and you both moan out loud at the feeling. You quickly cough to cover the noise, making Chan chuckle and press a kiss against your forehead. “You’re okay?”, he asks, and you nod, biting down on his neck and leaving a hickey. He groans and finally begins to move, pulling almost all the way out before slamming back into you, immediately hitting that spot. Your fingers wrap around his biceps, needing something to hold onto while he drills into you. Suddenly, he pulls out of you to sit back on his knees, wrapping your legs around his hips, and thrusts back into you at an even deeper angle, simultaneously picking up the pace. One of his hands snakes towards your neck and he wraps his fingers around the base of your throat, using just enough pressure to make breathing harder for you. When his thumb begins to circle your clit again, you close your eyes, clamping one hand over your mouth to mask your almost obscene noises.
“C-Chan, I’m so c-close.”, you say in between two moans, and he grins, murmuring a “That’s my girl” under his breath before deepening the angle even more. He suddenly pinches your clit once, and that’s all it takes for you to finally tumble over the edge, his name leaving your lips maybe a bit too loud this time. He quickly leans forward to seal your mouth with his, chasing his own high while guiding you through yours. Not long after, he groans and presses his forehead against yours, shuddering a bit while releasing into the condom. He stills inside you, both your breaths mingling, hearts beating fast while you try to come down from your high. Chan smiles, brushing some of your hair out of your face, and gives you a soft, sweet kiss. “I love you.”, he murmurs, and you return his smile. “Love you more.”, you whisper back, and he chuckles. “Impossible.”
Before you can begin to playfully argue, Minho’s voice cuts through the night “Next time we’ll build the tents far away from each other, y’all are nasty for doing it with us sitting almost right next you.” Both you and Chan freeze, before you burst out laughing. “WE HAVE ZERO REGRETS.”, you yell back, hearing the others groan. “WELL, YOU REALLY SHOULD THOUGH!”, Jisung complains from somewhere to your left, and you hear Lina starting to giggle. You groan and bury your face into Chan’s neck. “They’ll never let us hear the end of this, will they.”, you murmur against his soft skin, and he shakes his head. “Nope.” You sigh and lean back. “Well, it was still worth it.”, you say, and grin up at him. Your boyfriend just smirks and leans down to kiss you again. “Oh, definitely.”
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Hello, hello! This week, we are going on a little:
Home Tour!
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For both:
What does the outside of the home look like? (Front/back yard, garden, pool, etc)
Living room and home office (if any)?
Kitchen and dining room?
Bedrooms? (Master, guest, others)
Other rooms?
Do you own your dream home? If not, what does that dream home look like?
What is your favorite room to spend time in with each other?
Super super late to this, because of my stupid exam but now we are here so let's go! 💃🏽🏠
A/N : I am placing this two years and seven months after the wedding, because I HC Ethan and Meera staying at Ethan's apartment for two years after the wedding and they only start house hunting when they have the baby talk and start trying for a baby. So technically not newlyweds anymore. Now let's get started! ✨
Meera opens the door and greets Bree.
Meera : Hii Bree, welcome to our humble abode.
Bree (chuckles) : This place is anything but humble. I hope I am not causing much trouble.
Meera : Absolutely not. Who else is going to make me feel like a youtuber?
Both laugh, Ethan joins and greets Bree.
Bree : Congratulations on the good news Dr. Ramsey. How far are y'all?
Ethan : Thank you Bree. It's been 3 months already.
Meera (cradling her small bump) : Yup one trimester down two more to go.
Ethan (kissing her forehead) : And then there will be a mini version of you running around these halls.
Meera : Nope it's gonna be a mini you.
The couple shares a look as if challenging each other.
Meera : Fine, Bree, whose team are you on? Do you think it'll be a boy or a girl?
Bree : I am happy with either because at the end I'll be interviewing him or her too.
The three of them share a laugh.
Bree : Let's get started, shall we?
Ethan : Sure.
What does the outside of the home look like? (Front/back yard, garden, pool, etc)
Front :
Meera : We were looking for something modern yet chic, something that is totally us. I fell in love with the design whereas Ethan was in total awe of the open space and glass doors. Needless to say our heart was stuck on this no matter how many more houses we visited.
Backyard :
Ethan : The backyard also doubles up as the garden but it's not quite completed yet.
Meera : Yes it's been two months since we moved, and we haven't been able to work on the garden because of work and the pregnancy. Ethan : But we want to build a garden with a tree house and maybe some swings.
Meera (too excited) : Ohh swings! Yes please add it onto the list. Why didn't I think of it before?
Pool :
Meera : Definitely my favorite part!
Ethan : She is a water baby through and through so that's no surprise.
Meera : Don't act like you don't appreciate me in a swimsuit, Ramsey (winks)
Ethan : There is no denying that.
Living room and home office (if any)?
Living room :
Ethan : Meera was hell bent on having an L-shaped couch.
Meera : Those things are so bougie I had to have one because now I can finally afford one. But yeah the living room is so relaxing with a beautiful view of the outside.
Home office :
Meera : Honestly speaking, I do not understand the utility of a home office, I didn't understand back at his apartment neither do I understand now. If I am supposed to work from home I can do that on the couch or on my bed or even better on the daybeds by the pool.
Ethan (shaking his head) : You'll get it darling. When you start your maternity leave I'll see how you make zoom calls with the pool as your background.
Meera shrugs.
Kitchen and dining room?
Meera : This part was all Ethan so I'll let him do the talking.
Ethan (proudly) : A Poggenpohl kitchen with a granite-topped island adds an ultramodern touch. Glass shelves display colorful glassware convenient to the wet bar. A translucent sliding glass door below the shelves hides the more utilitarian gadgets. And finally playful mod pendant lights seem to levitate over the dining table, which is meant to resemble a river running through the woods.
Meera : You sure you didn't miss your true calling as an interior designer babe?
Ethan (smirks) : Nope, just the fact that I tend to excel at everything I do, Rookie.
Meera : And that makes you 10 times hotter!
Bedrooms? (Master, guest, others)
Master bedroom :
Meera : The bedroom has a different color scheme and tone from the rest of the house because I wanted it to stand out and break the monotone.
Ethan : Again the chandelier was Meera's opinion.
Meera : Finding common ground between his minimalistic taste and mine was difficult but we made it through.
Master Bathroom :
Ethan : Meera I don't think it was necessary to bring Bree in here.
Meera : It was absolutely necessary! Just look at this tub Bree! The bubbles and champagne dates we have here are a total hit.
Guest rooms :
Ethan : We have two guest rooms and both are styled the same way, but unfortunately we haven't had any guests yet.
Meera : Is it unfortunate Dr. Ramsey? Bryce is just a call away from crashing here.
Ethan (pinching the bridge of his nose) : Anyone but Lahela.
Meera : We haven't thought about the baby's room yet. But we have the nursery now.
Ethan : Yes, maybe we'll turn the nursery into a bedroom or one of the guest rooms in a few years. Let's see.
Nursery :
Meera : This was completed just yesterday hence the delay in the interview, Bree.
Ethan : We decided to keep the gender of the baby a surprise so we went with a gender neutral nursery that matches the colour scheme of the house.
Meera : Also because Ethan Ramsey would rather die than paint the walls of his house pink and blue.
Ethan (rolls eyes)
Other rooms?
Home library :
Meera (takes in the smell of books) : Better known as my safe haven.
Ethan : This was absolutely non-negotiable for Meera.
Meera : We both own a lot of books and the collection keeps on increasing now with the baby incoming. And look at this reading space. It's from my dreams.
Ethan : This is tucked away in a far corner of the house and is the most serene place around here. Once, I returned home from the hospital and called out to Meera a hundred times, she didn't answer, I started panicking and then found her silently sitting here in her own world.
Meera : If I ever go missing please check here before running to the police, because once I am in here I forget the existence of the world.
Bree picks up "Peppa pig's super noisy Sound Book" which was kept on a thick medical journal with a smile.
Ethan feels embarrassed but Meera laughs.
Meera : Yes these are the new ones in our collection. Ethan was reading it to the baby before you arrived.
Home Bar :
Ethan : The wine cellar grew into a home mini bar because we had this unused space left.
Meera : He loves showing this and his collection off.
Ethan : Excuse me! If I remember correctly your friends were very impressed as well.
Meera : True that. Bryce went bat shit crazy during the housewarming party. He said he felt he got back his bartending days.
Ethan (proudly) : And Jackie's exact words for that evening's toast was "to hell with Donahue's"
Meera : Yeah yeah, you did a great job honey. Also the more surfaces the better for us.
Ethan : Keep it PG for the love of God.
Meera (shrugs) : Pregnancy hormones.
Bree (points) : And that?
Ethan (facepalms) : The only thing that doesn't match with the vibe here.
Meera : Nonsense! It was a housewarming gift from my friends and I absolutely love it. Ethan just feels it is a cheaper and juvenile version of his favourite game, soccer. But don't worry Bree, I'll get him to play someday.
Ethan (smirk) : I would very much like to see you try Dr. Ramsey-Bose.
Meera : And I'll see how you say no when your son asks.
Ethan : It's gonna be a daughter.
Meera : We'll see.
Do you own your dream home? If not, what does that dream home look like?
Ethan : For the majority of my life home for me was a structure of bricks and cement with a ceiling but Meera was the one who brought all the love and light and showed me what a real home felt like. So for me, my home is where my heart is and for this lifetime it's kept safe with this gorgeous woman whom I fortunately call my wife.
Silence lasts for a couple of minutes then Meera snorts.
Meera (drying her eye) : Damn you pregnancy hormones, I am not even wearing waterproof mascara. It was super cheesy Ethan, a non pregnant me would have definitely called you out on your cheese but this pregnant Meera has to agree with you. Even a stable is my dream home if I have my dream husband with me. (she kisses Ethan) but I wouldn't mind a Jacuzzi, a home theatre, a game room (laughing)
Ethan (an easy smile on his face) : Always knew you were in it because of the money Bose.
What is your favorite room to spend time in with each other?
Meera : The library. Just him reading to our unborn child like he isn't already the most perfect man in the world.
Ethan (a very satisfied smile on his face) : First I am very surprised that you kept it PG. So the obvious answer is the bedroom but other than that, the patio, which is not a room though.
Ethan : Meera has a slight deficiency in vitamin D so to avoid complications, we spend a lot of time here in the sun. We play board games, read and even discuss work here sometimes.
Meera : Ooh yes! This was another great investment and a great way to utilise the humongous outdoor space we have.
Ethan : I hope you had fun Bree. Thank you so much for doing this.
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Insecure s/o with short hair || Headcanons
This is a lovely request! Thank you for the awesome idea @bitweird1
I can relate to this so hard that I wrote Midoriya’s based on my experience with a haircut that went wrong. I cried with my mom in the car for like half an hour 😂
I hope you like it! I’m sure you look lovely with your haircut 💖
Midoriya Izuku
He’s very supportive of you changing your hairstyle!
Will listen to you ramble as you scroll through hair inspiration pics.
“You’ll look beautiful either way, Y/N.”
He’ll take you to the salon and wait while you get your haircut. He’s the No. 1 pro-hero, but he’ll always make time for his girl.
Oh no, did you really ask for it that short?
Your hair painfully stays put no matter how you ruffle it.
It’s just hair, it’ll grow back. You repeat, but that doesn’t stop the lump in your throat from surfacing.
Izuku drops the magazine he’s holding to stand, his eyes roaming your face with a sense of wonder.
“Wow, Y/N, you look…”
“I know.” You look down to hide the tears welling up. It’s bad enough you hate your hair, but you can’t stand the thought of Izuku hating it too.
“Hey, what’s wrong?” Izuku brushes your hair behind your ear, but it’s so short that it falls back in your face again.
The tears threaten to fall and you don’t want to make a scene so you grab Izuku’s hand and drag him to the car.
You ramble about how bulky your head looks and how you won’t be able to style your hair anymore like you used to.
And poor Izuku looking like a confused puppy bc you look freaking gorgeous?
“Okay please slow down, babe, I have no idea what you’re talking about, it looks great!”
“I’m bald, ‘Zuku, it doesn’t get worse than this!”
“Would it make you feel better if I showed you the pictures my mom took when I cut and dyed my hair like All Might’s?”
You sniffle, “…maybe”
Okay, you know you’re being over-dramatic, but it’s gonna take a while for your hair to grow back and you’re dreading the whole awkward phase where your hair is neither short nor long.
Izuku makes it his personal mission to make you feel comfortable in your own skin again. we all know this boy doesn’t know when to quit
He will put his research skills to the test, scouring the internet for ways to make your hair grow faster and different hairstyles to try.
Be prepared to experiment!
Izuku is gonna raid the pantry, combining different ingredients to make hair masks!
If it doesn’t work, he will jot it down in his notebook dedicated to you and move on to the next combination.
Spa night will become a regular thing!
Thanks to Izuku’s big brain and hardwork, your hair grows back in no time!
But you kinda miss your short hair bc spa night was bonding time for you and Izuku.
He surprises you when he comes in with a sheet mask on his face and hands you one of your own.
Just because your hair grew back doesn’t mean spa night is over!
Todoroki Shouto
You decided to take the plunge and get a pixie cut!
All the girls compliment you when you walk in.
“Girl, you look hot!” Mina gushes.
“I’m so jealous! I wish I could pull off a pixie cut like you!” Ochako says.
You blush and thank them for their kind words.
Todoroki stops in his tracks at the sight of you.
Will he love it? Will he hate it?
“Beautiful.”
That one word sends your heart for a loop.
But your confidence is shattered when you and Todoroki go out the next day and two guys on the street make some rude comments.
“Which one of ya’s the dude?”
“Nah, man they’re both dudes!”
They hold their stomachs, laughing at their sad excuse of a joke.
Your hand grips Todoroki’s tight, scared that if you let go you might have a breakdown right here in the middle of the street. He gives your hand a reassuring squeeze before setting his gaze on the two jerks.
“Say that one more time.”
His eyes narrow as he conjures unforgiving shards of ice from his right side.
The two guys run away in fear.
Since that incident, you feel the overwhelming urge to throw a cap on and hide the hair you were once so confident in.
You ask Todoroki when you’re checking your hair out in the mirror if he prefers you with short or long hair.
“I prefer you.”
Todoroki is clueless about how to address the situation. He misses your confident persona and your carefree smile.
The whole week you feel like someone’s watching you; following you to class - and you must be going crazy because you swear you see camera flashes. How creepy if someone’s taking pictures of you... 👀
You walk to your dorm after class, prepared to watch movies all weekend, when you spot a photo album sitting on your bed.
What the heck is a photo album doing on your bed?
You flip through it to find photos of you. They must’ve been taken from a distance and would explain the weird feelings and camera flashes.
“So I wasn’t imagining it…”
You see yourself smiling with Mina and Ochako in the lounge, laughing with Kirishima and Kaminari during lunch, and you smirking when you landed the winning blow during a training exercise with Bakugou.
“You like it?”
You jump and turn to find Todoroki watching you intently.
Oh thank god. You were kinda scared there was a serial killer after you.
“Um… I appreciate the gesture? But… why?”
“To show you how pretty you look.”
Todoroki flips through the pages and shows you the different pictures, pointing out what he likes about each one.
“There’s no reason for you to be insecure, Y/N, look at you, you’re beautiful.”
You’re touched at the effort Todoroki put into proving how much he adored you, even if the execution was a bit weird.
“Thank you, Shouto, I… I needed this.” You wrap your hands around his neck and peck his lips.
“You’re welcome, Y/N.”
“But we do need to talk about you taking pictures of me like a stalker.”
Todoroki cocks his head like taking pictures from a distance without your consent never occurred to him. You shake your head and smile at his cluelessness.
You pull him down for another kiss and when he runs his fingers through your hair; it brings a smile to your lips.
Kirishima Eijirou
You’re not one to back down from a dare.
“You’re gonna regret it,” Kirishima says.
“Bet!”
Yeah… you regretted it the moment you looked in the mirror, Kaminari’s reflection looking sheepish with a pair of scissors in his hand. Tufts of hair, your hair that was just on your head a moment ago, now on the floor.
You know those scenes in movies where someone screams and each shot zooms further and further out until they’re screaming so loud it can be heard from outer space? Yeah, that’s basically what happens.
Everyone rushes down wondering who the hell got murdered in the middle of the night.
Bakugou calls you an idiot, Midoriya gives you words of encouragement, and Aizawa-sensei is just… done.
Kirishima will 100% help you style your hair. He knows more about hair than all your girlfriends combined.
He even convinces you to dye your hair bc why not at this point. But you’re not sure since you’ve never dyed your hair.
“Do you trust me?”
Well, you can’t argue with that.
Oh and if anyone tries to come for you about your hair, you bet Kiri will shut that down real quick. He’s not taking shit from anyone, especially when it comes to you.
Kiri loves to leave you little notes every morning with positive quotes like “Remember to smile!” or “You can do it!” They’re cheesy, but it gives you a confidence boost needed to get through the day.
This boy knows more about dealing with one’s self-image than anyone. He will be there for you every step of the way. If you need to rant, he will listen. If you need to cry, he’ll offer his shoulder. If you need encouragement, he’ll whisper sweet nothings into your ear until you believe it.
He’ll play with your hair and you let him style your hair for fun with gel until it's spiky like his.
It makes you realize that it’s only hair and it’ll grow back. May as well have some good laughs so you have a fun story to tell later in life 😊
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moments in lord of the rings: return of the king ranked by how hard they make me cry:
1. frodo turning to look back at sam after climbing onto the boat in the final scene. for the first time since the ring was destroyed, he genuinely looks like he’s at peace. he’ll never heal completely, but he knows that this step — leaving for the grey havens — will help ease some of that pain. he looks at sam and he smiles because he loves his friend so very deeply, even as they part, and because some of the weight of that trauma from the ring has somehow, in this very moment of taking these first few steps, been lifted.
every single time i watch this movie, this moment is like the nail in the coffin. at this point in the scene i’m already crying but that shot of him smiling at sam is enough to make my cry until my stomach hurts. like not even crying but genuinely fucking WEEPING.
2. “don’t you let go.” samwise. sam sam SAM. sam i love you!!! and frodo!!! this moment makes me CRAZY like i made a post a while back about the parallel that this scene creates and i’ll include the pic for good measure:
when i watched this movie most recently, THIS was the scene that fucked me up the most. it’s always interesting when i watch it because a lot of the times i’ll get emotional over a scene that might not have gotten me wound up during previous watches and like. yes i have cried over this scene before. but in my most recent rewatch, the moment where sam looks at frodo, when he gets that look on his face and says don’t you let go. i just. burst into tears. no joke like my face just crumpled and i lost it.
because FUCK frodo WANTS TO DIE. he WANTS to give in he WANTS to let go he feels guilty and oh so tired and he just wants to quit but sam WILL NOT LET HIM!! and frodo sees that he sees that sam believes in him and he reaches up and grabs sam's hand and then sam pulls him up and that is LOVE baby idc how you define it it is pure irrevocable unconditional love. fuck i love lord of the rings these movies are not for dudebros they are for sickeningly emotional people who actually like. understand the themes. like “this is a love story” phoebe waller bridge.jpeg
3. “we set out to save the shire, sam. and we did. but not for me.” / “you can’t leave.” technically very close to my #1 choice but. the feeling is different. the vibe of #1 is incredibly bittersweet, is extremely sad but also happy with a real sense of relief and above all catharsis. but this part is just fucking sad. the audience is realizing exactly why frodo has to leave and it’s just absolutely heartwrenching. and FUCK where is sean astin’s oscar because he sells it he absolutely sells it. like that IS samwise gamgee and that IS his grief as he realizes that his best friend is leaving him. after everything they’ve gone through together, the pure hell and horror, the pure suffering that they experienced, frodo is leaving him. like that is grief in sam’s voice, pure sadness that cannot be cured.
frodo tells sam “you cannot always be torn in two. you will have to be one and whole for many years. you have so much to enjoy and to be and to do” and perhaps that makes it worse because frodo knows that by leaving, he is effectively ripping sam’s heart in half. but he has to, he has to, and sam knows that. he understands and yet he is still sad, is still grieving over the abrupt removal of this relationship from his life. there one second and gone the next.
4. “then let us be rid of it! once and for all! come on, mr. frodo...i can’t carry it for you, but i can carry you!!” you know what? no explanation needed.
5. “my friends...you bow to no one.” aragorn THEE king of gondor!! fuck this moment is a lot and it hits especially hard if you’ve watched the movies all in one go (as they are meant to be watched!!) because you’re sitting there on your fucking couch and watching aragorn tell these fucking hobbits “hey. no. you’re the heroes and we should be the ones bowing to you” and it’s like yes!! yes exactly!! you’ve watched those damn hobbits go through HELL and seeing aragorn recognize that is SO fucking special.
but!! what makes this scene tear-inducing isn’t just the emotional catharsis of that recognition from aragorn but also the zoom in on frodo’s face at the end. frodo. fucking frodo baggins. he does not think of himself as the hero. make no mistake; he is a hero. but he does not believe that of himself and he probably never will. in this moment, all he sees is a crowd of people bowing to someone who does not deserve it, to someone who gave into the evil of the ring. someone who failed.
and there is nothing that we the audience to do to dissuade him of this notion. all we can do is observe. i am going to claw my eyes out.
6. “i'm glad to be with you, samwise gamgee...here at the end of all things.” well i started to tear up just typing that out so. there’s that i guess. don’t worry though i am completely fine!!
anyways. as i said earlier. frodo and sam’s relationship is the soul of lotr and this scene, which sees them huddled together as the world literally burns around them, is exemplary of that. like they firmly believe that they are going to die BUT. they have each other. they have each other and fuck that is enough. after everything they’ve seen together, after this hellish journey they’ve been on, it is enough just to be together. something something the power of pure unconditional love something something “you’re going to die in your best friend’s arms.” you get it. you get it.
7. this fucking scene.
i just. i hate this. i fucking hate this so much. every time i watch this scene it’s like getting my still beating heart ripped out of my chest. elijah wood kills it here; that realization of oh god oh god it will be like this forever, and all the sadness that goes along with that, is clear on his face. he was probably already planning on leaving but if he had any doubts i do believe it was this interaction that erased them. and that’s just. well. horrific!!
#rotk best movie of ALL time#lotr#lord of the rings#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#sam and frodo#return of the king
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