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notoriousturnip · 5 months ago

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I love House of Wax (2005!!) with all my heart, but I found the twist at the end so funny. Like, I know it was probably teasing a sequel, but in my head, it seemed like a hand fisted detail that added little to nothing to the story. And also like the most generic plot twist you could ever add.

Spoilers under the cut even though this movie is old

"They didn't have two sons...They had three"

The 3rd redneck during the rest of the movie after dropping those two off: 🧍‍♂️

They didn't even reference him in that one scene at the beginning of the movie. Bro is the middle child

#the fact that this movie has an MCR song in it #a hot guy and a long haired male serial killer. how is it so underrated #definitely did not spend the whole movie taking screenshots of Nick #i still feel bad for Vincent but dude almost killed Nick so the ending was justified. he also killed like a bunch of other people ig idk #the plot twists were great (especially the one at the church). the cast was great. the music was fucking great. i loved it so much #im so glad i finally watched it #im on a slasher marathon yeah #this one takes the cake tho #fuck it this one takes the whole party #the wade scenes...ough. i cringed so hard. WHY would you keep digging into him bro....#dude got it the worst #but yeah #went into this movie expecting to fall for another hot fictional killer #but i ended up crushing on Nick instead. not complaining at all i love him so much. so sorry about his bf tho/hj #house of wax #turnip talks

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sysig · 1 year ago

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Simon Petrikov is a service top and you can fight me about it (Patreon)

#My art #Adventure Time #Fionna and Cake #Winter King #Simon Petrikov #Winterkov #Shitpost #Only the highest tier shitposts around these parts lol #I mean really he's a switch but those two are not mutually exclusive so it's fine lol #Just wait til you hear my Winter headcanons I am playing 5D chess with him lol #I did write a scratch comic about it but hmmmmm Hmmmmmmmm #Lol anyway ♪#This was meant to be a warmup project for me to pick at while I worked on Requestobers and then I finished it by Day 3 lol #So uh - excitement and all that lol #I did have a lot of fun with that BG tho lol which I like never say! But I did I had fun!#The colours are some of my favourites so that helps and all the sparklies ♪ Very enjoyable :)#And making Simon's reflection was easy-peasy too so just! It all fell together smoothly :D #The fact that people are already making BDG as Winter King videos and the like delights me so much #There's just so much to draw from! No pun intended lol #Winter just completely baffled as to why one of them - but not him?? - would take the lead over the other #Aren't they both Simon?? (Are they?) Or if not that - he's Winter!#All those cheeky waist-grabs have to count for something don't they!#Of course they do ♪ Hehehe

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veinsfullofstars · 7 months ago

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💎 Shenanigans and storytelling! 💎

(ID: More Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby interacting with Daroach, with guest cameos by Adeleine, Ribbon, and Dark Meta Knight. Top right - Daroach and SK dashing away towards our left, each carrying a large sack of stolen Point Stars and laughing in mischievous glee. Middle left - Daroach darting forward and performing a Cross Claw attack, his glinting claws leaving white slash trails in an X shape in front of him. He peers up from under the brim of his hat with a cunning look as SK - wearing the Animal gear - deftly leaps up behind him with a playful roar, his own claws shining and raised to attack. Bottom right - the Wave 2 gang and SK all sitting around Daroach as he confidently regales them with tales of his life as a master thief, shown by speech bubbles displaying a rose, a dagger, a jewel, and a mask. On our right, Adeleine, SK, and Ribbon lean in with wide eyes and rapt attention, fully engrossed in the thief’s exciting stories. Meanwhile, sitting just behind him, DMK looks far less captivated, a brow cocked in skepticism behind his mask and a thought bubble with an eye-rolling face over his head, as if he knows just how tall these tales really are. END ID.)

Sketch started btw 12/23 - 06/24, render started 06/08/24, finished 06/24/24, updated fro color correction 11/02/24.

#veins art #veins fanart #kirby series #kirby #shadow kirby #daroach #dark meta knight #adeleine #ribbon kirby #the squeaks #wave 2 #friendship #(platonic or romantic darkroach - your choice)#my hands be like “what if we draw the rat different Every Time Forever?”#baby's first heist #gonna spend it all on chocolate cake #also a bit of training from cool-uncle Daroach 😎#(I bet it's way more fun than the kind he gets with DMK or SDDD)#shoutout to Animal again - we miss you erryday #the rat will take ANY opportunity to talk at length about himself #(as DMK knows all too well unfortunately)#even if the details end up a bit... exaggerated #(one liar squinting at another liar)#the kiddos are having a great time tho #admittedly Addie's a bit more perceptive than her younger friends... but even she gets swept up in Daroach's vivid storytelling #he calls it a gift (Dark calls it a curse)#veinsfullofstars

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casmick-consequences · 2 years ago

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#i love all of these #i just put down my favorite ones sjfsjdfkl #but yeah. even tho i LOVE my boy pete i think olu takes the cake #(pun fully intended)#ofmd #our flag means death #fang #oluwande boodhari #black pete #lucius spriggs #spanish jackie #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet

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kollector-of-stims · 5 months ago

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Marshmello fruitz! Adorable fruit themed sugar balls I found at Books A Million! I got two, a pineapple and strawberry, and like all sugar balls they can vary in texture and stuff randomly. The pineapple is less firm and faster rising while the strawberry is typical sugar ball, thicker and slower rising while, needing more pressure. I honestly love them both!

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akkivee · 5 months ago

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chiitan replying to the kuukou bday tweet bc they have decided kuukou’s crazy and their crazy makes them twin souls and then posting that vid of them shooting the ocean is so wholesome uwu omg wow wow 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#this is vee speaking #chiitan: young gun???? i have guns!!!!! 😃😃😃 *shoots the ocean*#this year was pretty fcking peak for a kuukou year lol #looooooots of shrines out on display looooooooots of karaage as offerings lol #one person made a kuukou cake figurine and it was SICK #and a kuukou analyst i like posted a thesis paper talking about kuukou and dragons for his day and the year of the dragon #and that’s the nerd shit i didn’t sign up for stanning him but it’s highkey what’s had me by the balls this whole time LOL #bless coo coo for kuukou stans fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#chiitan being a kuukou fan was not on my bingo card tho LOL #incredibly based taste chaotic mascot who’s dedicated to taking over the marketing algorithm remember when kuukou took over the hypmic tw—

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cloudysfluffs · 1 year ago

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i think getting tickled would fix him

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

#sorry i havent posted tk art in 300 million years. u know how it is #nyway cartoon network hire me i NEEEEDD to kill simon /lovingly #i dont know how to tag this uhh #tickle art #my art #fionna and cake tickle #adventure time tickle #< probably more accurate .....but i fucking LOVE marcys fac des she is CUTE!!!!!!#i have so so so many tk ideas about this show (foaming at the mouth)#everyone whos reading this legally has to go follow tickletails bc they make the BEST content for this fandom. best content in general tbh #tickling #ok thats it i guess #OH OH people have been telling me to make than snm art.......SO MAYBE I WILL #i have a sketch done already. take this for now tho #ill probably post one art of salmon macks themsleves and then one of my obscure little blorbo #so that people who like snm but odnt care about him can chave their own thing. yknow #well see #lee!simon petrikov #ler!marceline abadeer

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novantinuum · 4 months ago

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*bounCES in seat*

may be cookin' up some ponyx fanart again i am e eeeee

#i got my flats done today and i am so Uwu #idk if i wanna do an actual background or not tho???#i've no idea where to put them if so #nova rambles #pink onyx takes the cake for Most Needlessly Complex Fusion Design i've ever willingly drawn #normally i'm Not One for challening myself with complex ass designs #but that's just the power of ponyx #the power of ponyx compels me...

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animelover20 · 11 months ago

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So I'm at WCI and I have one question

Why is he oh so serious but oh so silly?

Like he makes biscuits.. fucking biscuits and yet we're meant to take him seriously???

Like it could just be because I'm Australian and this is how he appears to me.

"oh you want a biccie? 👏 Here ya go" LIKE THAT'S RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY😂

His whole ability is to make biccies and we are meant to take him seriously.

Also I just hit episode 800😃

Thought I'd share that.

#slight spoilees tho #but he makes biccies for a living #yet we are meant to take him seriously #whole cake island spoilers #but only slightly #also yay I've made it to episode 800 of one piece #only 293 to go😁#the fucker watches

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bucketspammer4life · 9 months ago

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looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh #the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin”#2020 me kinda ate that up #2021-2022 was def something tbh #i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know #ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night #ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that #it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass #<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever #speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL #the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool #but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL #i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name #also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome #eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf #i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog #2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender #DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER #shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up #not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence

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sirrenhd · 11 months ago

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two pretty dogs for @bennidraws ❤️

#oc: rosio #not my oc #LOVE YOU BENNI #BOTH OF THEM WERE SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW #rosio's hair + horn is like. my favorite part to do i think. the lines always flow on that one <33 #the dog's fur takes the cake this time tho. i had an INSANELY good time there #anyway bless u for making such a gorgeous boy #mwah #sirren draws

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beanghostprincess · 1 year ago

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"one piece corpse bride AU" bitch you mean whole cake island?????

#the thing here is #and hear me out #pudding personality wise is literally emily HOWEVER #her role in the canon story would be victoria #but pudding and emily are SO similar tho #sanji is obviously victor nobody is questioning that bc it's obvious #and luffy?????? i guess he's whoever's left bc i still can't decide with pudding #but having in mind how the movie ends and personality wise i'm saying pudding is emily and luffy is victoria #although luffy and victoria have absolutely nothing in common ??#LOOK JUST TAKE THE CONCEPT AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ANYMORE #one piece #whole cake island #black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #charlotte pudding

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delightfuldevin · 6 days ago

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BROTHERSHIP MY BELOVED WHAT A CUTE GAME

#devin’s gaming logs #i beat it :)#its funny cause im used to m&l final bosses having multiple phases right? but THIS one takes the cake for multiple phases jfbvjhcvx #it was sooooo damn long #granted i did make a lil mistake during one of the many phases so that could be why it took so long as well jdbcjhds #it wasnt that hard tho i never even game overed during any of the phases #i wonder if it wouldve made me start over if i did….. probably not since the fight is soooo damn long #that would be incredibly unfair jfnvkndk #anyway adorable game. 10/10 highly recommended for all m&l enjoyers

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ranvwoop · 24 days ago

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i try to avoid my acc being Just vntposting . in this world. but man is it going

#vwoop.noises #rest of tags is a lil heavy one #I am just so like. baseline unhappy with my life #and i can't be distracted all the time because like A) I have to be a person and B) World Cannot Revolve Around Me #and even a bit of those distractions have been Also caked in misery bc i am. difficult #so like what even is the point #And then. school .#did not go to my exams. my parents are mad and sayign i can't take a semester off because this was my write off and its like. NO. NOT REALL #they do not care how much of a mental breakdown i have visibly because they do not believe anything I have Not had any sort of rest .#and also like. they have their own problems. but one of these problems is telling me i wouldn't Really act like this #bc. and i really do like. wish that ppl would get help but we've tried but. over the last couple years my mom has believed that things #have been replaced / altered. and constantly brings up like. Oh yr dad NEVER ate pizza before :/ / you would've never said that / etc #Which like. it's such a genuine mental health thing like I deeply fully understand but I've been the only one taking it on and I am like.#21yo and very useless. And Also She's Mean 2 Me Now. I don't know what to do /shrug #And that's my storey . Kind of why it's been a constant stream of negativity we are doing :heart: Bad #like a year and a half ago: haha it's okay i'll just lock in next semester #the horrors: Hello. You are never doing an assignment again #sorry for the lore drop . thx if youve read this far idc if not. it's nice to get off my chest for real.#i gotta. make something soon idk #i can pretend that it will fix me :D #i am doing okay for the record uhhh we persist or whatever. if u are concerned of my absence my other blogs r in my pinned :]#I am still chronically online believe this. this is just my original posts blog. n mncrft sometimes still #after typing this out i left it on my puter to go search for food #and i had a huge rant sesh with my brother and this did kinda fix me ngl . Still posting tho.

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k8felge · 8 months ago

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nothing hurts more than seeing ur fave character depicted in an official au story or elseworld where details ab them r different but it explores the character in a new way -- its good in a vacuum, but u know it isn't the Definitive Version of that character. Just a new exploration (cool!). but because the adaptation brought in so many new fans and/or was a huge success it ends up being treated like its the Definitive Version and all discussions of prev versions are overshadowed bc of it... even worse when studios / execs see the success and try to pivot to this New Version only and never try to explore new routes for the character ever again (can you tell this is about comics yet)

#like its not as bad as it was but when the batman (2022) came out...#like this is not hating on ppl who are fans of these depictions at all. if u like the riddler in the batman (2022) ur fine #i like the riddler but eh i dont think that version should be the new riddler. my two cents #but dc isnt marvel so i wasnt worried ab them changing the comics riddler to him moving forward #now MARVEL on the other hand...#i dont rly go there tho so take everything with a huge huge huge pile of salt. but sigh #anyways. this post is NOT about shaming ppl who are fans of these new versions #you can be a fan of any of these new versions. idc.#this post is about STUDIOS and EXECS changing the character completely to capitalize on the new versions success #this is just mostly ab mcu i guess i dont know #i want more explorations of characters gimme moreeee there shouldnt be one defined version #i guess my talking points r confusing. i hope this is coherent and comes across well #ALSO SOME RETCONS / NEW VERSIONS R GOOD SOMETIMES!!! it just depends i guess :p #i hope this post didnt come off as malicious to fans of these versions.#HOWEVER. new fans u gotta try to read some of the other stuff too! maybe u will find another version u like TOO!#u can have two cakes... and eat them... lets hold hands and appreciate diff versions of our faves 2gether #a good example of a retcon being good is arcane i guess... not comics but just the designs r so much better #but i wouldnt say everything ab arcane SHOULD be the new runeterra canon...#it works bc its only focused on zaun and piltover characters. to fit it in with everything else is... hard #BUT THATS OK 👍

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frozenhi-chews · 2 months ago

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PANCAKE, MADAME PANCAKE!

*[Scrambes over with a microphone, holds it up to you]*

Will you ever stop self-shipping with that star cowboy of a husband?!

Tell me if you don't need to breathe air or you have to give up your favorite food for the rest of your life

The answer is no!

#like unless something H U G E happens that makes me drop him. i dont think thats gonna happen #spamton has been around since 2021. and even tho hes not the main focus he is STILL one of my main F/Os #heck ive been self shipping with Springtrap since i was fourteen and Wheatley since i was NINE #its gonna take a LOT to get me to stop self shipping with Stars #like I'd have to stop self shipping in general #also i spent probably a few hundred dollars on merchandise and commissions i. cant really back out now fienkdnwkdmejw #cake asks #🌵💫

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