#this mother fucker there he is.

[venstm]

[thebibliosphere]

Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.

As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.

[ninyard]

saw this on Pinterest and it made me think about Neil and this is the longest shot but what are the chances there’s a fic out there of an au where Neil documented his time in the nest

[ibetittering]

Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING

[somethinginthemyste]

I just saw some idiot on TikTok say "Markiplier hasn't uploaded anything in 3 weeks. Long time viewers will know this isn't normal." BITCH THIS MAN JUST CAME BACK FROM NOT UPLOADING FOR A MONTH THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL. This Man Who Owned Five Ovens habitually erases himself from all of existence for weeks at a time. This Short Ass Motherfucker could be in fucking Korea getting blood drained from his eyes and won't be back for 2 more weeks. This Squirrel King is the same asshole who promised us four times to upload something every day and broke that promise the very next week.

The fuck you mean "long time viewers" BITCH LONG TIME VIEWERS KNOW HOW NORMAL THIS IS. Long time viewers know him uploading every day ISN'T NORMAL. If we get a couple month of content it's awesome! But those are so few and so far in between. Do you really think this isn't normal for the man who legit had people impersonating him on his own channel because he took a hiatus for like half a year. That lucky flannel having motherfucker disappears constantly, then reappears with some unbelievably AMAZING FUCKING QUALITY CONTENT LIKE WHO FRAMED MARKIPLIER OR A DATE WITH MARKIPLIER OR FUCKING IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER.

THE MAN IS MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE AND HAS DISAPPEARED FIVE TIMES ALREADY BECAUSE OF IT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL.

[thereweredragonshere]

I get really nervous when it comes to colouring things in and I’m fed up of myself so I present my first ever attempt (I’m not joking, first EVER) of shading/lighting without using multiply or add layers. Just me, the god damn colour wheel and a normal layer. And hiccup.

[autumnalmess]

To anyone struggling with their mental health this holiday season: read Les miserables by Victor Hugo

it won't help, but at least then you'll know about the sewers

[headcanon-territory]

I just finished Green vs. Red and I really love that no matter how different they make Zenigata, no matter if they want him to be the comic relief butt of the joke character or is seriously connected to the story

He can't help but cry like this when Lupin is alive after being mistaken as dead

[storygremlin]

Dear everyone who assumes Eddie’s horniness for clipboard Buck is a sub thing:

have you considered it’s actually a ‘You’re cute when you’re being a brat’ thing?

Like, it’s so indulgent, Eddie just wants to tell him he’s doing such a good job, get him all flustered with teasing promises and praise, slip that clipboard out of his grasp, and then unwind him until Buck is putty beneath his hands

Eddie is so horny for how obsessively Buck cares about stuff, he literally acts like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen. Just absolutely insane, the both of them.

[clown-called-jangles]

THE GLASSES MAKE ME FOLD SO FAST.

[meraarts]

Gideon gave Twig his silver comb. the one he got from Kremy. the one he cared so much about but not anymore after the happy feelings from the memory got stolen. he traded it away like it was nothing because it now was nothing.

I need to lie down for a while

[andi-o-geyser]

Ludinus Da'leth has arrived moodboard

[ophelieverse]

Aemond,after he came back from the Stormlands: “I accidentally killed our nephew and started a war.What do we do now?”

Aegon:

[cupophrogs]

Please tell me Drew has given CatNap the finger, or some other sort of insult. (That might've almost ended in death.) Shame the last thing he sees won't be Drew's fabulous Minecraft Creeper (Aw man.) boxers. Ú-Ù

Absolutely.

“I think I took a few years off my life, I laughed so hard! Ah… stuff’s funny as hell, I’ll tell you what.”

[finniestoncrane]

important information: he has no ass

[incorrectfatui]

*In the house of the hearth* Crucabena: Okay. We have to get back at The Doctor for breaking our promise, alright? Are you ready? Clervie: Yep! Crucabena: great. I need one of you to run into his youngest segments classroom, he‘s in school right now. Flip the lightswitch on and off really fast, he has epilepsy. Clervie: wha- Crucabena: His sponsor, Pantalone, is in a meeting right now, and his favourite animal is a squirrel. I want one of you to catch a squirrel, wait for him outside, then when he sees you, throw the squirrel on the ground, kill it on impact. Feed him the scraps. Clervie: O.O Crucabena: The Damselette, his best friend, is a christian. Go to her house in the middle of the night and play 7 trumpets, she‘s going to think it‘s the rapture. Then when she comes outside, say „You were not chosen“ Crucabena: His boss survived the Cataclysm. I want you to run up behind him, then pop a balloon in his ear Crucabena: Then I want you to go down to his orphan test subjects play „Dear mama“ by Tupac on the loudspeakers. Not because it relates to Dottore, just cus I find it funny. Makes me laugh.  The Children: 😨 Crucabena: After that, I want you to break into his house, break open every pack of instant ramen you find - shouldnt be too hard, he doesnt eat anything else - then take out the seasoning and seal it back up. He doesn‘t deserve flavour. The Children: Peruere: um… can we please just kill him? Crucabena: No. That‘s not enough. I also want you to put legos in his shoes- Clervie: Mother, really, can we just kill him?? Please? Crucabena: No. That is not ENOUGH-