#this mother fucker there he is.
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Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.
As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.
#chronic health tag#ableism in our medical system???#it's more likely than you think#I still remember having to inform the ER doctor that the reason MCAS wasn't in my file#was because the head of allergy for the hospital he worked at#'didn't believe in it'#this was one week into the pandemic#and this man touched his face out of exasperation#and muttered something that might have been 'dense mother fucker' under his breathe#anyway#there should be a screening process for people who want to go into medicine#if you think the only disability is a bad attitude#you should be jettisoned from your course and directly into the sun
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saw this on Pinterest and it made me think about Neil and this is the longest shot but what are the chances there’s a fic out there of an au where Neil documented his time in the nest
#or even Jean did#or Riko#keeping tabs on what he did#side note: Riko does seem like the type of sick mother fucker to have a journal where he describes the shitty things he’s done
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Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING
#don't know how he dealt with this ratatouille ass mother fucker every day#I know DAMN well I would've snapped in the first five minutes#Locus the man that you are 🙏#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb locus#felix rvb#locus rvb#locus#samuel ortez#isaac gates#rvb felix#lolix#super awesome art tag 🪲
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I just saw some idiot on TikTok say "Markiplier hasn't uploaded anything in 3 weeks. Long time viewers will know this isn't normal." BITCH THIS MAN JUST CAME BACK FROM NOT UPLOADING FOR A MONTH THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL. This Man Who Owned Five Ovens habitually erases himself from all of existence for weeks at a time. This Short Ass Motherfucker could be in fucking Korea getting blood drained from his eyes and won't be back for 2 more weeks. This Squirrel King is the same asshole who promised us four times to upload something every day and broke that promise the very next week.
The fuck you mean "long time viewers" BITCH LONG TIME VIEWERS KNOW HOW NORMAL THIS IS. Long time viewers know him uploading every day ISN'T NORMAL. If we get a couple month of content it's awesome! But those are so few and so far in between. Do you really think this isn't normal for the man who legit had people impersonating him on his own channel because he took a hiatus for like half a year. That lucky flannel having motherfucker disappears constantly, then reappears with some unbelievably AMAZING FUCKING QUALITY CONTENT LIKE WHO FRAMED MARKIPLIER OR A DATE WITH MARKIPLIER OR FUCKING IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER.
THE MAN IS MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE AND HAS DISAPPEARED FIVE TIMES ALREADY BECAUSE OF IT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL.
#Markiplier#five oven having mother fucker#actually he doesn't have five ovens anymore#but still#I'm pretty sure he lost his lucky flannel a while ago too#let me scream about past references ok#Markiplier shaped the humor I have today
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I get really nervous when it comes to colouring things in and I’m fed up of myself so I present my first ever attempt (I’m not joking, first EVER) of shading/lighting without using multiply or add layers. Just me, the god damn colour wheel and a normal layer. And hiccup.
#WHY IS SKIN SO HARD TO SHADE SUHCBEEUHBFYUEEBCUIEE#😣#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup#hiccup httyd#how to train your dragon hiccup#hiccup how to train your dragon#hiccup httyd 2#httyd 2#how to train your dragon 2#art#digital art#my art#my artwork#artist#original art#artwork#artists on tumblr#shading#shading practice#also haha look I don’t think I’ve ever drawn Hiccup in httyd 2 before#I like to think he’s grown a teeny tiny little bit of facial hair#the most testosterone that mother fucker will ever produce#His httyd2 outfit is fucking cool#it’s very very dramatic#like him#as he said
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i think im not a fan of what dc keeps doing with jason because they keep having him, the abused, become an abuser in some way shape or form. and the classism they don't want to talk about (i am being so for real there is a genuine problem of both writers and readers who do not understand jason's background and it pissed me off so bad because it always shapes their opinion of him in the wrong way and they don't care to even try to listen). and how if they were going to have him come back they should have had delved into his identity crisis and the inherent horror of coming back but not knowing how or why or what to do about it and not knowing what you were doing while dead and having to deal with time jumping forward on you and the fact that you will never get the time back and no one will he the same as they were before you died and how isolating and lonely that would be. and they also definitely weren't prepared for the fact that jason was grieving his life and his death and his hopes for his mother and his dad who didn't get there in time and the dc writers are fucking cowards. which brings me to my next point: why do we keep listening to them about shit because they are quite literally always fighting with each other and projecting their own personal biases into characters (i.e. making them worse than they are/2 dimensional/trying to make them iredeemable so their favorite character gets to shine) and also they are all freaks of nature with a consistent problem of being God Awful People who why would we trust them with these characters. jason todd they don't get you like i do
#it's 3AM and i woke up out of a fitful sleep to write this post#i hallucinated jason todd while trying to sleep#(just like them bitches in the comics always fucking do can we point that out. actually. they always fucking hallucinate someone in their#family but mostly jason. when he was dead and stuff#more hallucinations or give me death#i meant that figuratively#the second part#i want more hallucinations or give me someone talking about how that used to happen to them and jason going “wtf r u good ?” or#“ew keep me out of your brain freak”#(second one directed at tim)#what was i saying#ummmm#jason todd#he deserves better#coming from a similar background means i am his number one defender#i have mommy issues too so tack that on there#the way people look at and treat the homeless makes me infuriated because you dont get it#you dont GET IT#until it's YOU mother fucker
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To anyone struggling with their mental health this holiday season: read Les miserables by Victor Hugo
it won't help, but at least then you'll know about the sewers
#SPOILERS IN THE TAGS#it will make it worse x#you'll wake up thinking about mother fuckers called Courfeyrac and Grantaire and other weird shit like that#his smile was not ended when the report sounded#he did not finish a second bullet from the same marksman stopped him short this time he fell face downward on the pavement and moved no more#this grand little soul had taken its flight#it strikes me that I know that girl#he might be your brother. he is#these verses murmured in a low tone in the dusk by Jehan Prouvaire who as we have said was a gentle poet#rivulets of blood flowed beneath him. his aged head - pale and sad - seemed to be gazing at the sky#they recognised the voice of Prouvaire. a flash passed a report rang out. silence fell again. “they have killed him” exclaimed combeferre#les miserables#les mis#victor hugo#les misposting#grantaire#enjolras#courfeyrac#enjoltaire#sobbing
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I just finished Green vs. Red and I really love that no matter how different they make Zenigata, no matter if they want him to be the comic relief butt of the joke character or is seriously connected to the story
He can't help but cry like this when Lupin is alive after being mistaken as dead
#he was a goofy ah ah in nostradamus and then a sexy serious mother fucker in red vs green#yea i can eat these movies#weirdly enough everybody in red vs green was sexy or the whole movie was that psychedelic#lupin iii#loopzoop#inspector zenigata#koichi zenigata
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Dear everyone who assumes Eddie’s horniness for clipboard Buck is a sub thing:
have you considered it’s actually a ‘You’re cute when you’re being a brat’ thing?
Like, it’s so indulgent, Eddie just wants to tell him he’s doing such a good job, get him all flustered with teasing promises and praise, slip that clipboard out of his grasp, and then unwind him until Buck is putty beneath his hands
Eddie is so horny for how obsessively Buck cares about stuff, he literally acts like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen. Just absolutely insane, the both of them.
#I keep seeing ‘Eddie wants buck to boss him around’ takes#and I wanted to offer this alternative#cause I gotta be real with u#Buck just want to be told he’s doing a good job#and Eddie is an indulgent mother fucker when it comes to people he loves#Evan buckley’s canonical praise kink#buddie#911 abc
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THE GLASSES MAKE ME FOLD SO FAST.
#jschlatt#schlatt#big guy#mutton chops#i’m just a girl#jeffery dahmer#glasses#@ss#mother fucker#jk#we love him#the skrunkly#he’s so silly#he’s so pretty#im going insane#i am feral
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Gideon gave Twig his silver comb. the one he got from Kremy. the one he cared so much about but not anymore after the happy feelings from the memory got stolen. he traded it away like it was nothing because it now was nothing.
I need to lie down for a while
#IM UNWELL#mace you absolute MOTHER FUCKER#he didn’t have to do that#I just know the moment he heard trinkets we’re tradable he was planning this shit#mace when I get you when I GET you#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#coalecroux#legends of avantris#mera speaks
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Ludinus Da'leth has arrived moodboard
#biiiiiig mood liam big fucking mood#hes going through the 5 stages of grief + wizard hubris which is a little known part of the magical grieving process#liam your caleb is showing#ludinus you mother fucker#critical role#cr spoilers#ludinus da'leth#liam o'brien#cr3e45#cr3#bells hells#cr liveblog#andis thought geyser
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Aemond,after he came back from the Stormlands: “I accidentally killed our nephew and started a war.What do we do now?”
Aegon:
#mother fucker threw a party#hes so unserious#like pleeeeease#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#lucerys velaryon#vaghar#arrax#dance of the dragons#meme#got meme#hotd meme
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Please tell me Drew has given CatNap the finger, or some other sort of insult. (That might've almost ended in death.) Shame the last thing he sees won't be Drew's fabulous Minecraft Creeper (Aw man.) boxers. Ú-Ù
Absolutely.
“I think I took a few years off my life, I laughed so hard! Ah… stuff’s funny as hell, I’ll tell you what.”
#Drew is a sucker for unorthodox insults and threats#he totally called Miss Delight a ‘broom-headed banana-bitch’ while running from her#Mommy was ‘Arcade Sticky Hand headass’#(he definitely hasn’t threatened to shove concrete down someone’s throat when he was stressed totally not)#(it was Ollie LMAOAOAOA)#‘Ollie I stg if you don’t quick backseating I will shove this phone so far up my ass that you’ll hear my food digesting’#Drew does not trust that kid ONE. BIT.#gotta be the prototype ong#THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS NOT REAL#ask the three d’s#the three d’s#drew poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#catnap#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime fanart#phrart#art#ask phrog
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important information: he has no ass
#i mean we all knew this already but i hadn't really noticed HOW flat it was#what is he sitting on???#hank hill butt lookin mother fucker#still would spread those non-existant cheeks apart for a taste though#i'm not going to apologise these are my own tags#arkham knight#arkham: knight#riddler#the riddler#edward nigma#arkham riddler
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