#this meme is very stupid but I love it

[borsch-yeek]

Bye-bye 💥💥

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[bread-is-my-life]

Day 1 of convincing people to ship stainmight

The second is inspired by this post The third and fourth are inspired by this and this post :3

The first one isn't technically inspired by this post BUT @tekitothemagpie was the first to post their version so I'm giving credit to it as well hehe >:D (GO CHECK THEIR STUFF OUT PLS IT'S AMAZING RAHHHHH)

Also bonus wip undercut

BALD ALL MIGHT Σ(°□°˶) !!

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

Doctor Who "Rogue" memes

I've made memes. enjoy.

(contains slight spoilers)

firstly, ones that are more encompassing:

regarding the episode itself:

and finally, Captain Jack Harkness stages of grief:

[corethetrueidiot]

the fucking meme of all time

[pixelstarr]

have this shitty heartsteel meme

based on this post by giuggiulu on tumblr!

[hannahwdraws]

Just a couple of girls from The Free Marches

"I can't believe the girl I taught to weave flowers at the Arlathvhen grew up to be the 'fearsome' Inquisitor."

"I can't believe Varric didn't put two and two together sooner that we might have already known each other."

"Try not to blame him, you're so different from the girl I knew from back then."

"I'm still just a Dalish girl from The Marches"

[zeravmeta]

Stultifera Navis: Among the wreckage of technology far more advanced than our own, we managed to reverse engineer our Hands of the Saint, one of our only true weapons against the Seaborn scourge, a genuine marvel of AEgir and Terra technology that can be outfitted with various functionalities hyper optimized to fight against the monsters from the ocean. However, given the limits of technology and the nature of our enemy, we can usually only afford one or two special traits on the device, so we must use our limited supply wisely, if not because without them there are simply a meager projectile.

Ideal City: dude we got SO fucking drunk and made a car out of junk that can just utterly annihilate giant robots and we pimped it out to do like six different things because it looks sick as hell. Also we have machines that can just spit as many of them out as we want

[thecursedcake]

The dad joke to end all dad jokes

He’s pretty good at them.

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[corviiids]

THANKS @kimdokjafan you are so kind and generous. ok im cashing in the first of three blank checks to talk about faith trust and pixie dust (most recent chatfic) because the last two directors commentaries were too serious so let's do a silly one.

some p5r spoilers, and this is mostly about sumire, and it's long again. do i need to keep disclaiming that these are long? you should know me by now.

i had this written for a while before i started formatting it because i wasn't really sure if i should post it? i feel like silly chatfic is something people go to for predominantly lighthearted nonsense so i was like, maybe there's too much plot and dramatic misunderstanding and i should just keep this one for myself. but then i was like well nothing matters and maybe someone will have fun with it. it's kind of terrible how much fully or mostly completed fic there is my docs that just doesn't see the light of day lol. write for yourself etc but i like sharing! too bad it comes with the mortifying ordeal etc. anyway that was a tangent

potato counter is a neopets game. there's no deep lore i just like neopets. i guess in this universe ryuji doesn't play neopets? or maybe he's just never played potato counter specifically. i also have a different fic where ryuji DOES play neopets. it's about neopets and ryuji and goro talking on neopets.

i think this might literally be the first time ive written sumi in a fic because i haven't actually written that much fic for royal, like, now that im looking, literally almost none? and none that had a group dynamic. so it was kind of fun to find her voice for the first time in a silly groupchat like this. i was worried people would find her exclamation marks annoying but i personally thought it was endearing so i added it in there.

every time i do a gag where a character corrects their own typo i have to code more stupid little bubbles to make it happen but i think it's worth it. all the effort that goes into making tgis look as much like a real chat as possible

this obviously doesnt take place in the canon p5/r universe, but im imagining sort of a postcanon sumi personality where she's more comfortable being herself and isn't borrowing kasumi's brand of confidence, but she's visibly a really anxious person without that kasumi veneer. i also think in this universe sumire is a fairly recent addition to the friend group, and while everyone likes her a lot and she really likes them, i kind of wanted to emphasise that feeling of being in a friend group where everyone's established and you're sort of a plus-one? you don't really fit yet. part of that is her being new, part of it is her anxiety, part of it is just the kind of person sumi is where she's so polite and self-conscious she ends up taking herself out of things with her own good intentions. stuff like her interrupting the flow of an existing conversation by greeting everyone instead of jumping straight in because she doesn't feel comfortable inserting herself, which means everyone else stops to greet her even though that doesn't normally happen in a friend group, or making a point of thanking everyone for being invited to events while the others take it as a given.

idk i love that she feels a bit out of place with the phantom thieves in p5r. and part of that is a natural consequence of being a new addition in royal who can't be naturally integrated with an existing dynamic but i honestly feel like the writing team realised that and acknowledged it, and really leaned into it, and that made it work incredibly well for me. like, it's part of her character that she's sort of an outsider. it's not like p4g's incredibly clumsy integration of marie and subsequent attempt to shove her down everyone's throat as the canon love interest in p4ga (knife). sumi has that outsider vibe on purpose and it makes me really like her dynamic with the thieves as an individual

goro also feels slightly out of place in these chats, but his conversational style blends more naturally with the other thieves at this point and he even uses their codenames sometimes. i keep saying my chatfic series isn't a real Series because the lore keeps changing, but if we accept that they're all kind of following a General Continuity, assume this takes place some time after the last fic in which ren added goro to the groupchat and they made an effort to integrate him into their friend group. he's kind of there now and has settled into being the weird boyfriend. that's his role.

every time goro says something like "ren and i" assume it's the text equivalent of him talking to the group with his arm around ren's waist.

ok i got really fond of this silly running joke where sumi brings up the weather when she's feeling uncomfortable. she's so polite. i like this thread because setting it up meant i got to tie it off like this:

this just made me happy lol i liked writing this. i tried to use it to demonstrate that despite goro's abrasiveness he obviously knows sumire pretty well, he's attuned to her quirks and knows how to tell when she's having a bad time with her anxiety, so he uses her little weather habit to ground her.

i honestly dont think goro and sumire could be considered close in p5r and as much as i like the "royal trio" in canon they're not really... like... friends? with each other? they're both attached to ren, so it' more a V shape than anything else. but that said, i really LIKE goro and sumi's canon dynamic. he takes a really grouchy but politely attentive supervisory role to her during their few forays into the palace as a trio where he doesn't really know her well but clearly identifies her as a harmless little tryhard who needs some guidance and steps into that role grudgingly, and she immediately looks up to him despite being very wrong footed by his ruthlessness, which i find incredibly charming. i think given time they could be good friends, they just didn't get much chance to know each other very well in canon. so i tried to kinda do that here.

once goro stops being evil and joins the group they all kind of tiredly accept that his role is to occasionally push a cup off a bench while smirking and refuse to clean it up. emotionally, i mean.

wait i need to backtrack chronologically to talk about akeshu.

in this scene they're in the same room lol talking and snickering while typing. im trying to get at that vibe of the annoying couple who is flirting with each other, via you. you know? like ostensibly they're talking to you (sumire) but everything they say to you is part of their stupid game. sumi is incidental to goro and ren teasing each other about flirting with someone else, goro is reporting everything ren says because his boyfriend is so eye-rollingly foolish in a cute way. they're very tickled by how amusing and charming they are. gross. disgusting. sumire im so sorry for putting you through this

anyway here are too many of my favourite jokes from the fic

[utilitycaster]

can I just say. I've never seen the "fell first/fell harder" dichotomy outside of CR fandom - I'm sure it was a Twitter thing or whatever but nothing else I do picked up on it at all - and I think it's a false dichotomy that people try to impose on ships that don't fit it at all. But most of all it is perhaps the least interesting way to approach a relationship dynamic I can think of.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Charis: A kindhearted character who acts as a mature emotional pillar for the people around him. In spite of pain and suffering, he remains gentle and that’s his greatest strength 😌💚

also Charis:

[kriz-smthn]

This is the exact joke I think whenever I remember that my bestie and I gave Nikolai a string necklace with the sole purpose of being something he bites when he's bored

For the record, this was little Niko's logic. Not Adult Nikolai's logic.

Biting the necklace is for stimming purposes.

[chocolate-gore]

[cuntela]

no comment good morning how are we doing breagen nation are we back on the grindset wooo

[pennyserenade]

listening to the oppenheimer biography on audiobook is probably bringing me more joy than is rightfully appropriate for any 23 year old girl but here we are. its almost noon and the most exciting part of my day is going to be taking a shower and listening to it