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#man it sucks my childhood (journey to the west) finally has AAA game and shitty studio ruins it#my comrades they went to a kingdom of women and the men (including the horse) got pregnant 💀#and the entire journey is about 'do not judge others solely because they're demons who look different and think different from you' 💀#there's an arc about wukong literally hit his shifu with the staff due to this disagreement 💀💀💀#if you cannot find the 1984 tv show or don't have the time#i recommend The Monkey King trilogy 2014 2016 and 2018 for sparknotes version#I'm wondering if they'd make a fourth one? the 3rd hints at a sequel but idk#I hope they do Princess Iron Fan is my fav antagonist after White Bone Demon#forgot to mention the journey is them going through all beings' struggles and suffering in the mortal realm#because the logic is 'how would you save all beings from suffering if one doesn't know what those sufferings are'#i gotta give it to Buddha for going “they are men let they go through the pain of being in labor”#Buddha didn't directly say that but practically that was the point of the journey#colin rants
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"stay with me until the end"
"don't die before I do"
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episode nagi is a romcom when you read it through the lenses of Nagi desperately trying to have his confession be acknowledged, while Reo remains dumb as a brick and oblivious no matter how corny and increasingly obvious Nagi's lines get
#nagi: I've been dropping hints that I'm in love with you.#nagi: I'm in love with you.#reo: man it sure sucks that without soccer nagi wouldn't stay around#LKDKLHFSOS#I get now why people say nagireo makes them homophobic#thyandra.txt#nagireo
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my ushijima perfume sample came today!!!
#sniffing myself intensely#i like it...#if a man smelled like this i would#give him the best head ever#spit and suck and slick glizzy guzzler 3000#i looove clean fresh green citrus scents#this is EXACTLY that with a hint of spice#oh my god#it smells so good#i might get the full bottle but i need to stop making horrible financial decisions#— honey! 🍯
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Therapist: Recrowned Skylander Magolor isnt real! It can't hurt you!
Recrowned Skylander Magolor: ↓ (au info here)
Yes, this is canon to the AU. No, I will not elaborate.
That is for you to find out~ (🌸 >^ ^)>🍎
#my art#magolor becomes a skylander au#man I suck at storytelling in a proper way#the render is just so damn good that i just had to share eventually!!#the 'how' 'why' and 'when' are still a mystery to you all...#so i still got secrets left untold~ hehehehe~#for those looking in the tags for hints i got one for ya: the pieces were sent in two different places#and you guys still don't know the surprises in the core arc#tho the core arc is NOT the arc where magolor gets crowned#hehehe~ i'm a mysterious little waddle dee~
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I submit to the internet since this game won't leave my brain. The following statement. Curly is a flying monkey and Jimmie Johns is the wicked witch.
Hear me out. A flying monkey is a term for an enabler to a narcissist/abuser. Someone who assists them by performing their actions, providing them outs, generally supporting their actions without seeing what they're capable of or how they're hurting people.
In the wizard of oz (the OG book version) the monkeys were goofy and stupid and they played a prank on a witch who cursed them to obey anybody wearing a golden cap. The wicked witch of the west found the cap and used the monkeys to conquer the western quadrant of Oz. When Dorothy finds the cap, she puts it on and realizes she can control the monkeys. She asks them to take her friends over the mountains and listens to where the monkeys were coming from.
When it's done, Dorothy gives Glinda the cap and she tells the monkeys they must never play pranks again before giving the monkeys the cap and setting them free.
flying monkeys in the real world aren't that easy to sway. A lot of them *know* how bad shit is in the situation and play along with it, big chunks of them might clue into it and then use it to their advantage. Other monkeys might just be so far gone and codependent they'll never pick up on it.
There's a lot I could say about therapy and dealing with flying monkeys. I don't know enough to do that though. That's work for individuals to do with their loved ones and therapists and healthy circles. that's not for this post or tumblr. Know only if that's your situation, I wish you well and know and believe you have the strength to fix it. I'm just making a point about a character.
Without going into too much detail or providing definition I might get *wrong* - the fact is that if the flying monkey is a decent person, eventually they'll be forced to face the abuser and either embrace what they're saying and just go deeper or they'll have to start their own journey of trying to grab the golden cap. The fact is that abusers choose their army either because they see kindred spirits or because they see people who are weaker than they are that they can exploit.
That's the genius of this game, just how accurate they got everything for me about a wicked witch and his flying monkey ( we don't speak jockey shorts name in this house.) because it paints everything pretty clearly. It's very clear that Curly's a decent guy - enough of a decent dude for Anya to trust with her feelings initially before she realized that she was Dorothy and he was a flying monkey. People very clearly liked him.
It actually makes you wonder just how much dirty work Curly did for beef jerkey though. How many people the guy defended the wicked witch to, how many people who he just lied to about the guy. That said, if you very clearly inspire enough trust for people to confess to you that kind of thing - I think we're leaning towards the kind of flying monkey that's considerably weaker than the wicked witch who picked him.
Which is the absolute fucking *genius* of this game. If you do the work and you're like "well I want to know more about how this works, and you look up abusers and enablers and you realize this it opens up just how things work. Even if Curly was the kind of guy who was very clearly into everything Jockey Shart was doing he falls into the codependent trap I've hitched my wagon to the wrong horse (aha. ha. ha.) and pays for it.
I can't excuse Curly's actions. No one should excuse Curly's actions. I'm also not a dev so I don't know the intentions but looking at the narrative I can speculate that - my dude was a meathead gym bro golden retriever who was probably super codependent (super super codependent.) along with naive and unwilling to admit his own failings. especially the latter. IDK based on the narrative I don't think it was motivated by his own pride - I think he was just genuinely meathead decent golden retriever gymbro who didn't deal with his super weak sense of self and identity and codependency and then y'know had a clue by four hit him like an asteroid in the face.
He was the wicked witch of the tulpar's flying monkey until he caught Just Ugly Pants out and realized that his own life was threatened because he refused to see the red flags and warning signs. And he paid for it. What a great fucking game.
Also can we talk about Anya managing to keep a man *alive* like that when he was probably fused to the fucking machine? What fucking medical school was stupid enough to let her go? She's literally keeping the man alive.
#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#we don't say the j word's name#he's the wicked witch of the tulpar with his friendly flying monkey#seriously I don't think I've ever hated a character that much#and William Afton is one of my favorite fucking characters in media#I will take the red flag and L with that one#but at least I can die happy because I'm not Jockey Sharts#Curly bruh I don't know what your childhood was like#but if your buddy is hinting at selling you his red pill podcast and it makes you uncomfy but you don't feel comfortable telling him#*TELL HIM THAT IT SUCKS AND HE NEEDS TO FUCK OFF*#also that piece of artwork where Jerkey would call it X oh fuck yeah he would#he'd be talking about how Elon Muskox is a great man#poor Anya oh my god
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hey sorry everyone I'll reply the asks and everything (<3 thank youu they are all so good and I love them and I feel so blessed) I just... I need to be serious and focus on work for a solid minute. :((
BUT I played a little more of TotK and, yeah, I'm actually pretty baffled people are impressed by this story and considering it a step above BotW, when to me we are clearly below in almost every single way. Again: the game is super fun and I love the little touches and everything, but beyond The Issues there's a lot that's just... incompetent at a very basic level honestly, and I find little excuse for the amount of slack in the way informations are conveyed and, just, how nonsensical and disjointed I find the plot and the world to be overall
(I have a Post in my heart about how I think a single* fix would have done so much good to the story and actually led to a theme and to stakes and tension and characters arcs and everything this game is cruelly lacking in the narrative department)
((*it would imply a number of other cascading fixes, but the framework could roughly stay the same))
#thoughts#totk#tloz#yeah I mean the writing itself is atrocious in my opinion#there's nuggets of good ideas hidden in there#but man does the game goes out of its way to neutralize every spark of interest that could emerge by accident#I'm fairly certain it was a conscious decision by nintendo to proceed in this way#(and this makes me tense as to what that implies for the future of the series tbh)#and like I'm pretty sure the writers/narradevs are Aware of all the issues#but MAN does it suck to see this aspect be so utterly glossed over in the reviews#(again I'm biased obviously but like.... I don't know it really detracts from my enjoyment)#(I don't want to explore a world if I don't believe in this world and the people inhabiting it.... )#(there's nothing to discover if everything is just one-dimensional and rubbed of any hint of ambivalence)#(ALSO I'm so ughhh at everybody defending this aspect as It's Just a Zelda Game It's Not That Deep and It's For Children Relax)#(zelda did much better than this before AND a story doesn't need to be complex or Dark and Edgy to be meaningful)#(also: children are not stupid + deserve better + this game is pegi 12+ anyway)
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I am once again begging online shop payment processing companies to allow me to enter a separate name for shipping and separate name for billing!!
It's the same address, I'm just trans and have not legally changed my personal name, but I still prefer to receive mail as my preferred name! Like it's literally my professional name, I do business as my preferred name.
Annoying as fuck, and I don't want to chance my bank rejecting the payment (though I'm sure someone at my bank has put a note to allow it on my account by now, since I've contacted them a couple times before when I realized too late that the billing section didn't let me input another "address/name" section, and they said the payment was fine in those cases.)
Anyway, legal name changes should be free and non-advertised for everyone. Tbh, you should get a free name change every time you file your taxes on time as an incentive for good citizen behaviour. Once I am elected pres-
#i think the one i just used didnt even have a separate billing address option which makes no sense#guess they dont want anyone giving any gifts making the buyer pay twice for shipping like that#maybe it was a fault of the mobile browser but i highly doubt it since many desktop sites look like mobile browsers these days#just so fucking frustrating. what if i lived somewhere where my legal name would out me? (im in the closet rn so doesnt matter)#i dont want to fucking see my legal name. im already forced to see it everywhere else.#i dont wanna ruin my mood on a day when im supposed to be getting a package which should be a happy thing yknow#vent#transphobia#speaking of like i would change my name but i dont want to and cant afford the fucking ridiculous price for it#and i dont wanna advertise it in a newspaper either! shits expensive as fuck on top of the hundreds to file the court paperwork!#i already tried to do it once with money in hand and the receptionist told me that even tho it was for gender identity i could not...#...avoid the newspaper thing unless i also changed my legal gender marker. and i had to back out bc i have reproductive health problems#i dont want a gender marker change to fuck with my getting healthcare#(i did change the gender letter on my ID card later tho which only took a signature on a paper no hassle with anything)#it really really fucking sucks how all these little things add up all the time#especially when im closeted while living w family who wont even use my preferred name#the real kicker is that. both my dad and his dad used preferred names. my dad used his middle name#and i use part of my middle name. yet my dad even in death still gets the dignity of being called his preferred name and i dont#sexism at its finest#reasons why i dont even hint at being trans around my moms side bc i already got bullied by them for wanting to use my middle name#ive literally been asking them to call me my mid name since i was 12. and theyve been acting like im trying to be someone else#its the same middle name on my birth certificate they gave me. i dont understand why they wouldnt want me to use it#but yeah i stay closeted bc i dont wanna deal with the name drama amplified exponentially for gender#prob get kicked out too cuz theyre queerphobic as fuck and i cant work rn and dont have a car#id have to just go full feral and live in the woods with the lizards where i belong#Cori.exe#Post.exe#fuck lol just looked it up and u cant change ur first name if u get married. i cant avoid the fucking fee man. let me be cori#literally why is it cheaper to get married than change ur first name! bullshit! marriage has so much more legal implications#transphobic queerphobic aromanticphobic privacyphobic poorphobic shit ass fucking state ive literally been cori most of my life ffs cmon
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oH WAIT SMERDYAKOV IS ALIVE???? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD?????
#blessed be!!! my favorite character is back#his horrible epileptic fit of several days wasn't enought to take down the sheer force of his swag#oh man oh man oh man!!!#this book gives me so much Stockholm Syndrome it sucks for ages and then it gives me a hint of something#and I'm like 'I love this book this is my favorite book of all time'#I'm not hard to please. All I need is Smerdyakov or Grushenka or like women being legally insane#and I'm good#so what if Smerdyakov murdered his dad. god forbid women do anything
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i did like the hidden palace but (SPOILER if anyone hasn't read it?) i'm genuinely so annoyed at how Arbeely is handled like... I wish i could be sad but i'm just fucking irritated. I was overly invested in him and that's def why but i just feel like they did him dirty
#the golem and the jinni#i was scrolling goodreads and the take i kept seeing was 'oh I wish Arbeely could've had his family too bad the jinni FUCKED IT UP'#but idk that's just not how i read him. like thats not where i feel the problem is#his whole shtick is being content as the jinni's foil and like! things can change! but the way it's done leaves him totally unresolved#which in turn means the jinni's shit is also never getting resolved because there is like no way to#when Arbeely describes his future family in the first book it's all 'someday... vaguely...' and AGAIN! what you want can change!#and honestly it's really interesting and sad that he makes this sacrifice for the jinni#but it's a layer of complexity that like clashes with how little he is there for and how little the author's invested in him#and like the way the no marriage literally did not ruin his life at all... sure it sucked but the man is still like idk rich#what has continuously fucked with him throughout both books is that he wants (or at least spends half his page time thinking about)#emotional connection to the jinni in a human way#which is something the jinni cant\wont give him even though he's basically Arbeely's only close friend#(besides ig maryam who was rlly funny hinting at her dislike for the jinni like someone trying to get their friend to dump their toxic bf)#anyway the vibe in the first book is that he only thinks about wanting a wife when the jinni is being a dickhead#BECAUSE the jinni eases arbeelys loneliness by just being there because at the end of the day that's what humans need#but then it's made really weird in the second book by Arbeely getting 'trapped' by the jinni (and yet they just grow further apart)#which means that the only thing arbeely actually spent half his life discontent with and then literally died without is not a wife#it's emotional intimacy with the jinni. which is insane to me#arbeely is obviously already tragic but this seems TOO tragic entirely because the book doesn't give af about addressing it#if it was like a plot thing then all of the above would be fine and gutwrenching because it ties back into the jinnis self isolation#BUT IT'S NOT. like i get arbeely isn't that important to the plot but he was important to the jinni and the jinni was important to him#alsoo necessarily disclaimer i'm not trying to say he's in love with the jinni or anything like that#although a queer arbeely (divorced from the above idea) would also been interesting cuz I dont think the jinni has a grasp on homophobia#so idk theyd be keeping each others secrets (arbeely x the biscuit man? JOKE)#BUTTTT! I don't believe he needs romantic energy! him and the jinni having awful vibes up until arbeely's literal death is what bothers me#The jinni is a bad communicator ik but come on... not once? not even before the diagnosis? The jinni also thinks about how distant they are#could they not talk a little? for me? there are ways to do it within the bounds of their characters FOR SURE#im sure this is the point but i do dislike it either way. anyway sorry arbeely u remind me of my uncle#the hidden palace
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I really will never be over the loss of Tales of Crestoria. That game closing absolutely gave me gacha abandonment issues lol. The story was such a fucking masterpiece and really really spoke to me on a personal level. That game should never have been on mobile. That should've been a complete console release. It genuinely helped me with some shit too, but noticing the trend with Cresty and Good Night World, it seems like those kinds of stories don't really resonate with the general public. So I'll just go fuck myself then I guess.
#i hate the trend of stories about logic being 'evil' are praised while stories about embracing guilt and self blame get shit on#like okay thanks world. and BAMCO. i get the hint. i suck and should feel bad about it. well. at least im not gonna fall for it.#but man is it frustrating#both cresty and gnw hit so close to home but cresty gets shut down (and complained about) and gnw just gets plain torn apart#like. am i not allowed to have anything geared so personally towards me????#well. i still have gx. and its not like gnw has been taken down or anything lol#it was just such a disappoint wanting to look up what people were saying about it and it was mostly lukewarm at best#not a single person saying it was their new fave or anything like that.#this went from cresty to gnw lmao whoops#theyre in the same category to me tho.#at least the cresty crew still lives on in rays and hopefully the manga doesnt get cancelled like i heard it might#personal
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me: i’m so happy bat made it to the stage finals but they def aren’t going to win bb and mtc got way more votes :/
also me but insane: okay but as a whole bat vs mtr didn’t get as much votes as the other matches so when you look at the percentages of votes bat has the higher percentage and so here’s how bat can still win—
#this is vee speaking#lmao no the way showdown was bb vs fp with a hint of mtr#the stage has to be bb vs mtc with a sprinkling of bat lol#dh fought hard and i would have loved to see losers bracket in the stage champs round just as much#but bb fans got this close to victory in canon and mtc got stuck with fp in their first round lol they are ARMED AND READY—#if bat stans wanna prove me wrong tho and give them a run for their money 👀👀👀#man i wish this had been the canon lineup so bad LOL like the the 3rd drb will either give me bb vs bat or bat vs mtc and that SUCKS lol#3rd drb show me the forbidden bb vs fp dh vs bat mtc vs mtr so i can have a chance—#c: rapping boys
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i got to the hateno tech lab in botw and now i am. already stuck. what place do i go to next. i feel like going for divine beasts or whatever is Not great when i have 5 hearts, no stamina boosts and die to one hit from blue bokoblins
#clai speaks#i knew i was gonna be overwhelmed by how big and open botw is but not by THIS much and THIS early#though really maybe i should have seen this coming bc i struggled even during ocarina of time. i dont do well in loz games i think lmao#also traversal kinda Sucks bc when i teleport i dont bring my horse with me#so either i take the long way on the horse or teleport where i want to be and Walk#i have dlc so i can get the special saddle but man wtf where is this#i do Not enjoy quests that only HINT at places you need to go. esp in a game i HAVENT PLAYED BEFORE#i can barely remember locations in games that i HAVE played through. treasure finding quests arent fun for me i hate them#i'm still having fun i wanna keep going but. sorry for sounding uncultured but the most open world game i've played is g/nshin
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I heard from grape vine that you do tarot readings and i know this is parasocial but can you do it for primeboys meetup please im desperate like idec if you are a dranti or what im embarrassed to ask anyone else even when i am anon
i saw all your asks about this and sorry I can't do that. I do tarot for fun, my mum does it for srs reasons. I don't want to put the wrong idea into your head no matter what card is chosen. Tarot is used as a guide, it can't determine the exact future of things. one time i did a tarot reading on my friend at school and it freaked her out so i keep it more personal now.
At the end of the day, its ok to feel sad over it, regardless of what will happen as no one knows. But Its also important to not rely on ccs for your mental health. I understand comfort duos and streamers, Im in that boat myself. But ultimately, its their lives and their friendship. I remember back in 2021-2022 if those two didnt meet Irl I believed I wouldn't ever be happy but I know now how harmful that mindset is. Often, we don't see the ccs dynamics as their actual dynamic, we see a version of that dynamic and many treat them like fictional characters, and thats the problem. And yeah, Its gonna suck and make you feel horrible if its over but its not like those past memories of joy don't matter anymore. Yk when you lose a friend, and you're devastated and spending time wishing to fix all that went wrong, that doesn't mean that all those times when you laughed and hanged out with them went to waste. The present matters. You were happy then and you can be happy again. Theres no need to waste time doing srs tarot readings about content creators lives. Stressing over other peoples friendships never goes well, especially content creators that you don't actually know.
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"Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness." - Butters (tray parker)
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr seuss
#ask#im sorry#imm just assuming that you're doing what i am trying to stop myself from doing#also grape vine?#it sucks and it hurts its valid to feel that way about any hint of a cc friendship falling apart but theres nothing we can do#I really hope that helps. No need to ask me many times in my inbox for a tarot reading on it man.#This is not the end of the world <3#and clarifying.. im not doomposting about it. This is strictly hypothetical.
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i should not have come into work after jury duty
#personal#had to get up at fucking dawn and now i’m stuck here#and everything sucks and i’m starting to fucking hate this place#but im not in a financial situation where i can just quit my job and find something new#i don’t even know what i’d do anyways every career path available to me fucking sucks#and i feel so stuck and everything feels so hopeless and i just don’t know what to do anymore#every day finances are looming over my fucking head and i can’t even complain about it because my situation is really not that bad#but im still having to lie to my family about it and i hate doing that#but i know they’re just gonna be disappointed in me and upset if i even hint at the truth#and i don’t wanna hear them tell me i have to fix it when i fucking can’t#i already know i can’t keep living like this but what the fuck am i supposed to do!#literally the only solution i could do would be to kms and i don’t want to do that i really don’t#but man what the fuck else do i have
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oh noooo I hit the place where I was marking a bunch of really boring and short gen fics for later. things so lacking in substance I wonder why they were even written. pointless fluff pieces without even the comfort of real fluff. literally just scenes
#MAN this sucks I wanna go back and read the au where wwx works for the wens even tho its ooc#the opportunities for romantic drama....delicious#instead its like. jin ling went to LP and on the way stopped and night hinted with some yao disicples and then jc showed up#jyl had a nightmare and jzx comforted her#wwx and jc are playing togetehr as kids#but nothing HAPPENS nothing it SAID it's all so EMPTY#no wonder they all had like 20 kudos what was I even doing#ficblogging
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like the second your orientation determines how someone else conducts themselves… how is that any better than straight people being like gay people existing is oppressive to me actually
#hint it is not#if someone else is sucking and fucking in front of you in public then yes ok that’s very much not allowed#but an outift??? come on man#.txt
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