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luvnami · 3 months ago

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my ushijima perfume sample came today!!!

#sniffing myself intensely #i like it...#if a man smelled like this i would #give him the best head ever #spit and suck and slick glizzy guzzler 3000 #i looove clean fresh green citrus scents #this is EXACTLY that with a hint of spice #oh my god #it smells so good #i might get the full bottle but i need to stop making horrible financial decisions #— honey! 🍯

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bishicat · 1 year ago

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tired old man reads the morning paper

#while he waits for Hawke to come home in da:i 😭#that shawl around his shoulders? HAWKE'S (it smells like them <3)#I imagine that they have a home by the sea #people don't look too closely cause I hate how I coloured this ajaishdkajlc it's so messy #if I had a nickel for every time I drew a man w/ a mug by a window i would have two nickels (see: johnny fanart from june)#experimented with the lighting for this one! I used daniel f. gerhartz' The Garden Window as a ref :)#dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #da fanart #fenhawke #fenris #hard in hightown #digital art #my art #bishiart

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theaxolotlkween · 7 months ago

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Silly little comic I made.

#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh #van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce #even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt #rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy #i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic #it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it #van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it #which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough #i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex #but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring #and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is #every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me #also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile #like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode #and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like #yeah he should get to roast him sometimes #sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved #generator rex #generator rex fanart #genrex #genrex fanart #rex salazar #noah nixon #van kleiss #noex #theaxolotlart

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cuubism · 8 days ago

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i'm back at it again unable to eat food i made because it tastes indefinably Wrong™️ so I'm wondering

#u know in like 7th grade when u learn about narrative structures like 'man vs nature' 'man vs man' etc well why is Man Vs Self the one i'm #always dealing with the most. jesus christ #in the medieval court i would have been the king's poison detector i guess #not sure whether smell or taste is the worst for me. both suck. when things smell or taste Off it makes me want to puke. i still struggle t #clean anything food related without getting actively nauseous. fun!#sensory sensitivity

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natjennie · 11 months ago

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I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper #when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian'#like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there #like. he means so much to me #it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man #and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes #but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!!#yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family!#that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!!#he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which.#when alison says mary is gone he says #'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that #but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!!#and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn!#i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bbc ghosts #i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional

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galedekarios · 12 days ago

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a bioware game tradition datv def carries on for me personally is that i just don't vibe with any of the comp/comp or comp/npc ship they cooked up.

#altho i should say that i am glad we get a wlw ship and a mlm ship respectively #at least i don't have to read abt how emmr*ch is actually straight like with g*le #but looking at the characters and their characteristics #l*canis and n*ve are bland as all the coffee talk #also to me it's weird he'll romance n*ve who picked minrathous too just like a rook might #who is then locked out of the romance #str*fe and emmr*ch feels like the devs going #ok emmr*ch is older #who is an older char we can pair him with #and the single one char in emmr*ch's age range in the game is str*fe #whether or not they interacted before or have any similarities #'a man like that needs romance' does he tho emmr*ch #you never talked to him how would you know #and t*ash and h*rding is... yeah #'you smell good'#ok.jpg #i'm trying to remember if i ever liked a comp/comp romance before and i don't think so #i think it's wasted resources tbh #this is not hate to any of the involved individual chars btw #just critical of the decisions made #rose plays datv #text: personal #datv critical #i mean not really but you know #datv spoilers #da4 spoilers #tbd

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spaciebabie · 2 years ago

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totally not based on something i did when reading @glitchysquidd's fic. nope. not at all. i can totally pronounce this word and didnt hafta look up what it meant at all-

i hadta look up howta write in cursive tho b/c bro-

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salted-snailz · 4 months ago

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I’ve seen people recently being like “omg I just watched Deadpool and Wolverine and I totally see how hot Logan is!!”

Like it took you this long to realize that man is pure sex?? I’ve been wanting Logan since I discovered the X-Men films as a tween! And so many people have wanted him since the movies came out over 20 years ago!!

Yall didn’t appreciate him then, but at least there’s an influx of Logan content now. And for that, I thank ye.

#wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #logan howlett #james howlett #the wolverine #hugh jackman #more like Hugh Jack-Me-Off-Man #that man is PURE SEX #always has been and always will be #my god the things I would do if I could get my hands on him #downright sinful #disgusting things #i’m in heat #and he can probably smell it #okay that’s all for now goodnight #I need to be fucking spayed

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radley-writes · 2 months ago

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genuinely worries me that some of you think the biggest threat to feminism in 2024 is trans men having words to talk about their lived experience

#smells like a scapegoat #trans #transphobia #feminism #if you cannot see that cis men have privilege over cis women #but trans men do not access the same privilege EVEN IF THEY ARE STEALTH (which is a conditional privilege discounting medical discriminatio #that would vanish as soon as anyone KnewTM)#and that the vast majority of trans men are NOT stealth and many are non-passing #and are thus subjected to DOUBLE persecution #by cis men for not being 'man' enough AND women - cis and trans! - for not being 'woman' enough #or worse yet being 'failed' women/wlw or 'traitors'#just as much as trans women are discrimated against by cis and trans men and cis women alike #and nonbinary people are discriminated against on all sides and by binary trans people #and you think that transmasc people TALKING about these experiences is a genuine threat to feminism #rather than an important aspect of it that has been overlooked for too long #I think you need to sort out your priorities and address your internal transandrophobia.#morning thoughts #anyway any attempt to divide the community is in fact an attempt to conquer

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bigcatbulges · 2 years ago

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Source - dark42042n

#gay furry #gay furry tiger #gay furry bulge #gay furry pecs #gay furry pits #artists twitter above #i just know this man smells good in all the right places and would the most bro like moans lemme at him

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highfunctioningfleshrule63 · 4 months ago

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this aint abt goldage THATS YOUR EX'S FLING BEFORE HE GOT HOSPITALIZED YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCHHHHHHH

#liveblogging #what the FUCK i knEw this would be the outcome. malakai still smells enuff like edger for him #christian cage #im drunk rn and this was like stimulating for my brain #he did the spear too....im tilted man im tilted #wish some of the bang bang boys body glitter got on him

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seiwas · 1 month ago

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my ultimate weakness is a man who looks like he smells good

#i cant i cant i cant i cant i fawkin CANT #like a man who looks clean and looks like he smells good #i cant explain how u can tell BUT U CAN JUST TELL .#there is a place in my heart for the rugged kinda dirty men #but this . this is my weakness .#baekhyun and mingyu are under this category #by that extension i also think oikawa and iwa look like they smell good 😭😭😭#gojo unfortunately and also megumi #fawkin SHOUTO. and also bkg i believe cos i think he’s pretty neat #TOBIO LOL #yk. ume looks like he smells good but i also wouldnt be surprised if he smelled like sunlight LOL #pretty much. yup. oh also suga looks like he would smell good #i talked so much again

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house-of-cards-and-crime · 6 months ago

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i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:

you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire

dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke

how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?

you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue

are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?

you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'

and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in

#(found this in my drafts from like january)#(would like to clarify just to be safe: i do NOT support cc!wilbur i just think c!tntduo is neat)#i know a lot of these are about smell but like #cmon i feel like revivebur is a very smelly man #revivebur #revivedbur #c!wilbur #c!quackity #c!tntduo #tntduo #dsmp #dsmp tntduo #dream smp #dsmp quackity #dsmp wilbur #dsmp revivedbur #wilbur and quackity #organizey tags as usual >#cubic nonsense

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dollopheadedmerlin · 2 years ago

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Gwen really just kissed Merlin on the mouth and he still was like huh what a nice friendly gesture

#mine #gwenlin #mergwen #idk #merlin #i dont even mean this as a ship thing #he just is that oblivious #like??#people have crushes on him #and he's like lol you're so awkward #or maybe im sp awkward #man why is this so awkward??#it's the love in the air Merlin #you keep wafting it in and then scrunching your nose up like something smells #Gwen babbles about how she likes men like you-but not you no not that that would be bad but like other people similar to you hahah *dies*#and Merlin is just like what on earth is she saying??#he aint neurotypical thats for sure #*looks away instead of continuing the conversation because he doesn't know the rules for this sort of talk*#and then gwen also looks away but because she is embarrassed #i think he knows she crushed on him sometimes #but then he just like #forgets #haha silly gwen #it was pure luck he and freya managed to get together #his fluster and her fluster had to synchronize

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ittybittyeverything · 3 months ago

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Also shout out to Instagram for this ad??? No, I don’t want to smell like him, I just want to SMELL him.

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #no dr. squach I don’t want to smell like him I just want to SMELL HIM #100000% the manliest man ever though #the bonkers promotions for this movie continue #also isn’t the adamantium what killed him in the end? who would want to scrub their body with that?

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bigkickguy · 1 year ago

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some daan marcoh doodles around some dialogue bits I hit in game haha - gave me some thoughts on how one could think of daan if you only bumped into him at certain points? I don't remember the lines exactly but there were a few like this? 'Are you moving on? I guess we'll split ways here.' 'Someone has figure out how to treat these people...'

'You were very heroic stepping in there.' 'In the dark, your thoughts can really get to you out here...' 'Am... I... still a good man? Or...'

#fear and hunger #daan fear and hunger #marcoh fear and hunger #kickdraw #daanmarcoh #keep getting dialogue and I feel like if you only saw certain parts of Daan he seems like a very noble doctor figure #trying to research/avenge his dead almost(?) wife - staying behind to diagnose the villagers #meanwhile marcoh has like only killed one guy and is trying so hard to be a good person but is sinking in that Guilt #if daan stepped in on the marcoh held at gunpoint bit - I feel like it would fit Marcoh's lines about 'being heroic' or whatever #maybe he would be comparing himself to him - like 'im not a good man cause thats what a good man looks like in this situation'#and later when marcoh has a reality check he has to be like ... oh.... he's actually like this... huh #I feel like daan would hate it if anyone thought of him like this hakfjghadfg - but that makes it crunchier in my mind :)#daan starts looking much less like a tragic romantic protagonist when he is bickering with the party and getting dunked on #this weird image leaves the second you take both of them into the sewer and daan just starts complaining at him about the smell too often #sorry marcoh your fantasy protagonist man only exists in your dreams :) I think he'd still like him after getting a more realistic view tho

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