#this man straight up GIGGLES
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I keep thinking about the scene you get when you're able to leave the asylum after you get better, more specifically the version where you reach max innocence like shit lmao,,
(sorry if it's worded weird in advance djdb)
like. you can tell Harper has been trying so so hard to keep his dick in his pants until now, and now he finally has the chance he's been waiting for
since the treatment played out like he wanted, he's successfully turned you into an innocent little thing, oblivious to his intentions and making it easier for him to take advantage. I like to imagine that he's been fantasizing about it the whole time you've been in the asylum, finding it increasingly harder to stay patient but not enough to let it affect how he carries himself y'know?
well,, at least not in front of others, when he's alone though đ,,,
the thought of him, horny beyond words, jerking off to your room's security cam while you and the rest of the patients are asleep. and if he can't access the cameras for whatever reason, he'd just masturbate to the countless photos of you he's taken during your little "therapy" sessions. he'd cum with a breathy moan, his semen coating the image of your face, wishing it was the real thing. and maybe he considers paying his favorite patient a special late night/early morning visit, but he manages to restrain himself, for now
so when he sees how successful your treatment has been, he's oh so delighted and oh so lustful, and he's been patient long enough
(screenshot of the scene is under the cut for those who may want it)
#this man straight up GIGGLES#like sir you're not allowed to be this cute snd perverted at the same time#might turn part of this into a fic tbh#hopefully I'll get his character right#im so out of practice lmao#degrees of lewdity#dol#harper the doctor#dol harper#thirsty#gonna go to bed now#thoughts-n-hcs#scene sharing
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âDIDJA SEE THAT, DANNY?!â Tim, a scrawny eleven year old now, excitedly smacked Dannyâs arm.
âOw. Yes, yes I did.â
âOh, gosh, I have to tell Jazz about this!!â The kid waved his arms about wildly, grinning from ear to ear.
âJaso- I mean, Robin, smiled at me! And said he liked my t-shirt!! Oh my god, he likes literature puns, he even laughed! And then he punched the bad guy in the face! Look! I even saved the tooth!â
âOkayyy, nope!â Danny plucked the tooth and tossed it, ignoring Timâs betrayed face. âIâll trade you that for this.â
Danny Held out a piece of paper with Robinâs and Batmanâs sigil on it, from when he asked them to sign it after they âsavedâ the two brothers from the two-bit thugs trying to mug them.
âOh. My. God. This is like the best day of my life!! I love you, Danny! Youâre the best brother ever!! Oh my god! I have to get Nightwingâs signature!!!â
Danny felt a rush of warmth at Timâs proclamation of affection. Ah, he should probably step in.
âHey, wait, no, weâre not going to BlĂŒdhaven for you to stalk another vigilante.â
âItâs not just any old vigilante-!â Tim ignored Dannyâs dramatic clutching-pearls gesture of mock hurt. âItâs Nightwing. The original Robin! He gave me my first ever hug!â
Danny paused. God dammit.
ââŠFine.â
âYESSSSSS!!!!â
ââ
Danny-
âIâm gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!â
-is so damn tired.
âTim. Iâm literally a vigilante ghost. What makes you think Iâd be stupid enough to argue with a kid who runs around Gotham at night to take pictures of other vigilantes?â
Tim deflated. âOh. Honestly, I thought youâd put up more of a fightâŠâ
Jazz laughed and ruffled Timâs hair. âI definitely couldnât stop Danny when he went out. He trusted me to support him and I trusted him to come to me if he was injured, though. Can you promise me that, Tim?â
âYeah⊠okay, Jazz, I promise.â Tim promised, even if he was still pouty.
Danny chimed in.
âOh, donât get me wrong, Iâm totally worried and Iâm gonna hover like a mother hen when you go out, but again, I know how stubborn and crazy we vigilante types have to be.â Danny paused. âDo you want me to put up a token protest?â
Tim nodded, sulking. âYes, please. I had a speech planned out.â
Jazz and Danny exchanged amused glances.
âOh, okay, my bad, kiddo. Here, letâs start from the top.â
âOkay. Ahem,â Tim straightened his back, settling into his previous mulish expression once more. âIâm gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!â
Danny placed an appropriately disapproving frown on his face. âNo, you canât! Itâs dangerous! You could get hurt! Youâre just a child!â
Tim launched into his speech. âBut I canât stay still and do nothing when people are getting hurt! EvenâŠ!â
They were gonna be here for a while. There was definitely something about Batman going on a spiral because Jason wouldnât be able to walk again after the Joker got to him. Danny wondered if ectoplasm could help. He might offer, if it actually had a change of getting Tim out of the vigilante business.
But thatâs for later, because they had time. Jazz was on Spring Break⊠and theyâre still staying here for free, after all of these years.
âSo, how are you going to convince Robin to let you be Robin?â Jazz asked Tim.
Tim froze. âI⊠hadnât thought of that yet.â
âWell, you could always remind him of the fact that we saved him from the Joker. He seemed pretty ready to leave the Robin mantle, the last time I saw him as Phantom.â
âI donât want to blackmail him into it!â Tim whined.
âItâll just be a suggestion, Tim.â Jazz smiled patiently.
âBesides,â Danny continued, smirking mischievously at his adopted little brother. âIf you were actually blackmailing him, youâd pull out the photos where he ate dirt.â
âI guess thatâs trueâŠâ Tim mumbled. âI know! Iâll have to follow them to see how I can best approach him!â
"I think that's called stalking," Jazz deadpanned.
"Well, it's not any worse than what he's already done." Danny shrugged at his older sister. "Sure, kid. Why not? Do whatever you want."
"I was planning to!" Tim bounced off to grab his photography gear. Jazz stared off after him.
"Should we be encouraging that?"
"More like can we actually stop him?" Danny leaned back, lazily completing his GED assignments. Jazz sighed.
"Guess not. Make sure he doesn't get in trouble."
"Do you even know how hard that is, Jazz?" Danny complained, dodging the whack Jazz sent at the back of his head. She smirked at him.
"Womp, womp, Danny. How does karma taste today?"
Danny flipped her off as he put the last punctuation on the paper. He heard a clatter and groaned.
âIâm gonna go watch Tim stalk Batman for the night. Want anything from the store?â
Jazz hummed. âGet me the specialty strawberry ice cream, from that one place?â
âThe one thatâs definitely a front for Falconeâs money laundering??â
âYeah. They make good strawberry ice cream.â
âSure.â
Danny went ghost and flew straight through the walls to catch Tim sneaking out by the scruff of his collar.
âNo. Bad Tim.â
âAwww, come on Danny!â
#danny phantom#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc x dp#dick grayson#nightwing#bamf danny phantom#dcxdp#dpxdc#Tim is a fanboy above all fanboys#Jason is just straight up not having a good time#baby Jason would totally giggle with a kid and punch a grown man in the face right after#jazz: oh how the tables have tabled#jazz Fenton#Danny Fenton#squatter! danny fenton
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Will Koby allow him become the vice president of Monkey D. Luffy's Fan Club in the marine or will he become an equally down bad competitor instead
#One Piece Fan Letter#can't believe he's pulling the nicki minaj meme by telling a 15 YEAR OLD GIRLIE ABOUT HIS CRUSH#greengrocer older brother (twirling his hair giggling): sooo there's this man âșïžđ„°#nOT EVEN MENTIONING HIM AS A WAR CRIMINAL. STRAIGHT UP ''my man đ„°đ„°đ„°''#''when will my man return from war đđ'' <- a guy who's supposed to put an end to the war in question
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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Catabolic Seed
(more Piter, this time depicting my friendâs design for him. I like a little variety sometimes)
#dune#piter de vries#piter dune#dune piter#dune by frank herbert#dune fanart#tw drugs#cw drugs#thinking about the symbolic gesture of kissing someoneâs ring#to show fealty#The baron probably made Piter do that a lot. seems like the type of guy#thinking about how the baron exploits Piterâs addiction and just straight up days it plain as day#I call that whole passage in the book the âVladimir dehumanizes Piter for shits and gigglesââ section#because that is essentially what heâs doing#anyways yeah guess I can also tag things like#baron harkonnen#vladimir harkonnen#and#cw addiction#just to be safe#The baronâs only there in HAND FORM but itâs enough to tag I think. whatevs#I dont personally ship Piter and the baron because like. Not even Piter deserves that#Free my man (he did all that shit and is very guilty. but it would be funny if he had to live a normal ish life)
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You know what
In celebration of a common CC W
Here's some rare Soup art of the boy
#fnaf#five nights at freddyâs#silly salvaged au#crying child#evan afton#fnaf 4#this is inspired by E's (Hollow's) banger fashion moments frfr#no becoz at least Glam Freddy n Bonnie have something to base an outfit off of them on đ#ALL I HAD WAS A YELLOW BEAR WITH BUTTONS A TIE AND A HAT#anyways the lore of this is that characters get swagged out when they cross dimensions lol#CC crossed that ballpit and just went â.....why do i feel sparklyâ#listen man HIFSland has a dark and forboading aura but that dont mean you can come there not looking your best#do i tag fredbear and golden freddy?#....i tag fredbear and golden freddy#fredbear#golden freddy#anyways what i meant by common CC dub was that hes the angry one according to TWB#yass king get angry at your literal idiot (/aff) of a brother for straight up killing you#im a hypocrite when i say that because the entire premise of my main AU is#âokay...them.....but they dont hate eachotherâ#BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY MICHAEL HAD TO WORK FOR THAT#CC DIDNT FORGIVE HIM INSTANTLY#N E ways CC they don't understand you like i do giggles#thank you and good night New York City--my favorite city in Utah (trust)
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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i used to think i knew love until someone came along that makes me smile and giggle like i did when i was a little girl and now i feel i've known true love
#and i don't just mean smiling and giggling like any little kid#i mean the way he loves me goes straight to my inner child and lights her up and she truly comes out in those moments#i have photos of me smiling as a little girl that look nearly indistinguishable from me when he is sweet to me#i cock my head to the side and grin super cheesy and hold my hands together outstretched#my heart feels whole for the first time in a long time#like i would never expect someone like him to be able to speak to and tend to my inner child#we are just such different people#but our hearts are the same#ahhhhh sorry i gush i just am so very in love with this man and cannot get over it#he knows me and my heart and my life and i trust him with all of me#i adore knowing him and loving him and getting to see him move through the world#i just wanna show him how special and wonderful he is for the rest of his life#the best most precious boy the world could ever know#and he's all mine đ„°đ„°đ„°#hikey#đ«
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In the Toymakerâs crib like oh my god girl im silly too. wanna take adderall together đ„șđđ
#silly and goofy man#doctor who#the celestial toymaker#like straight up the got locked up for being too silly meme#dw spoilers#the giggle
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Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson
#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland#and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess#Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy#we are each insufferable in our own unique ways#Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to#end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as#they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are#Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese.#Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated.#She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping#trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away#Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first#(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no)#so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing)#Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it#Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him#anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you#Sarek/Amanda#star trek#star trek art#Sarek#Amanda Grayson#sarek art#amanda grayson art#bea art tag#Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc#Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc#the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever#couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place#Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?
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one of my fav qualities of arthur's has got to be the man's commitment to the fucking whimsy. he will be beat to shit or going through a messy breakup with his only friend or actively dying of thirst and he will still pause everything to go "yay yippee yaaaay ^.^ " over such wonders of the world as "an animal made a noise" or "remembered trees exist"
#the nemesis speaks#mv liveblog#went back to the part with lilly (the creature) and god. the almost immediate jump from john going ''oh hey there's a weird animal''#and arthur is IMMEDIATELY going omg hi!! hi i love you hiiii!! hello sweet baby who gets all the kisses and hugs!!!#he contains multitudes. sometimes he's a demon out for blood. sometimes he's straight up giggling bc an owl is existing nearby#also that time he found a dead man's tie in a desert wasteland in a nightmare dimension and his response was to. put it on.#gotta make sure he looks nice for his appointment to fistfight a god!!
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i'm seeing maybe THE band of my teenage years live this summer and i could not be more excited!! ...i'm also realising i don't actually know the lyrics to any of their songs, only the nonsense my teenage brain assembled from what english i knew at the time
i've never spared a conscious thought for my conviction that American Idiot contained the line "that's not Plymouth on my flag America" but like. that can't be right. and it fully isn't! it's not. the only correct word in that whole line is "America"
#whelp six months to rectify this i guess lol#music#god i sent myself into a giggling fit at work with this just now#why plymouth??? why did i never think 'hey. why would that say plymouth. how would that make the least bit of sense.'#the actual line is 'the subliminal mindfuck america' which to be fair would not be quick to occur to a fourteen y/o german teen#in my defence (?) my english is excellent now. like. it's excellent FOR someone with my degree! it's the one thing i'm good at!#... still can't understand a word of what that man is singing in most songs to save my life#it's a combination of the music and just his accent i think?#like straight up holiday might as well be old english that's about the level of comprehension i'm achieving here#green day#american idiot
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CBS Ghosts Positivity Event
Day 3: Favorite Recurring Bit- Sam's eternal struggle not to freak out everyone around her will never fail to make me laugh. Featuring Jay suffering
Captioned under the cut!
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#ghostspositivity#cbs ghosts#I was really kicking my legs giggling & twirling my hair making this compilation. Sam is so silly I love her so much man :')#the first oneâ the one with Nigelâ and the last one in particular make me SCREAM#also ''bye pete! boop boop đŹ''#second-hand embarrassment is usually torture but Sam's particular brand of awkward recovery is straight up delightful to me#the last two videos I edited broke my brain (not that what I'm doing is super complicatedâ I'm just an amateur aksjs)#so making a compilation was a nice change of pace
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Year just started and Iâm already completely throwing off my spotify wrap for the coming year cause all Iâve been listening to is vg osts lol. Ainât got no time for metal or alternative rock/pop, I got jrpg music to listen to!
#specifically been listening to the tales of series stuff cause a good chunk of the games are up#been listening to phantasia the most cause its my fav game and the soundtrack was jsut so good for it being released on the snes#and graces cause ive recently been replaying on my ps3 for shits and giggles#hoping they add legendia soon cause it has the most diverse sound out of all the games cause they used a different composer for it!#but man playing on my ps3 again is reminding me how much better the ps3 controllers are#like battery life wise#a fully charged ps4 controller will last me about ~8ish hours before i have to plug it back in#but my ps3 controller has been going for like almost 24 hours straight now!#and it STILL has like a third of the battery left!#god sony really cheaped out with the batter life for they're ps4 ones lol#and i'm too lazy to see what the ps5 controller is like#but i have the feeling its not any better :/
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#âlemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of themâ .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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endlessly charmed by how much house is so clearly acted
i know its partially just cheesy tv acting but part of the shit that makes house so god damned fun is the fact that hes fucking
sitting there prissily making a gay joke on some reference to some ancient romanticist era or dropping lore about some dead scientist and how such and such disease was discovered
like
the most misunderstood genius man ive ever seen
#and wilson his straight man#sitting there crossing his arms and rolling his eyes and harumphing him whilst giggling and egging him on when#he tries to back out of something#house is inching away and wilson is literally always there whispering on his shoulder are you really going to give up now?#is this really it are you sure house?#weird little freak#kisses him
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