#this made me feel so much thank u ser and also fuck you for making me feel things

[proudsnackeezowner]

"In another life, I would've really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."

Phan Yuri everyone! This is art I did for @serendipnpipity phanfic, "Laundry and Taxes". This is a genderswap au of fetus dnp, so get ready for sweet 2009 emo lesbians in love. It reimagines the stories of Dan panicking at a laundromat and burning pasta. Ser really paints a domestic portrait in these chapters, and does such a good job with Yazi's (dan's) inner monologue. It is super relatable to hear her breakdown as she is realizing becoming an adult doesn't mean you actually know how to live. I also love Everything Everywhere All at Once, which is where the title of the fic is from. If you too are a sucker for the "in every universe" trope, this is a heartwarming fic that will call you single in so many ways. Go read Phan Yuri everyonneee!!

[just-some-random-blogger]

hey gorgeous! it's me! thank you so much for writing it! tbh, it's not what i expected but AGWHWHWG bc soft!daemon? i LOVE it!! such a cutie!! i still do need him to suffer more, though... what do you think about maybe a part 2? where he's the one who (finally) gets teased and gets the taste of his own medicine (reader flirting with HM ser stong?). so the demanded apology with tears on the knees (not nsfw) because this pretty prick deserves it :) again, thank u so much for writing it! sorry if it's too much, never wanted to make you uncomfortable! take care!

Since You Asked So Nicely

Daemon Targaryen x Reader + Harwin Strong x Reader

Summary: Your feud with your husband was about to meet a swift and strong end.

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: mentions/descriptions of violence, daemon's still such a man, fem!reader, wife!reader, i love strong puns XD, married couple quarrels, harwin daddy, jealous!daemon, fluff, angst, typos, etc.

A/N: the title of this fic is my reaction to you nonnie. honestly i kinda felt both bad that my fic wasn't enough T_T LIKE PLEASE I TRIED then annoyed like HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE IT THEN MAKE ME WRITE SMTH ELSE HADhASLHDA HAHAHAH nah but then you asked me so nicely so i thought ok fine i'll give it another wack i hope that i'll finally be enough for you T_T i guess our theme for today is petty 🥰 WIAT GURL THESE GIFS SIDE BY SIDE TOGETHER FUCK THAT SHIT IM DEAD BYE Tagging: @pinksirensong @deniixlovezelda @targaryenmoony Part 1 (which I think you should read) "It Takes Two"

We had not spoken since our struggle last night. In the flames of my anger, I woke up before him and made no effort to alert him of my errands or duties for the day. That of course, also meant, he was certainly riveting in annoyance and betrayal having woken up alone after pleading mercy to me until he and I both fell asleep.

In all his pride and morose wailing, still, he did not find it in himself to ask for pardon. He instead wasted his breath in trying to convince me he did it as a game, and that I should not have thought much of it, that he would happily get on his knees but for the exact opposite thing I truly want him to do.

And even now, the man is as insufferable as he can get. Since it seems it was nary clear that I did not enjoy the sight of him divulging his attentions to other ladies at court, he did, what? Yes of course, the very exact thing.

Each ear of his had a young lady giggling bashfully into it. I had gone a great many lengths to ignore it, but then it began to be unbearable when I finally noticed the lords and ladies turn from my husband to me, muttering and laughing under their breath.

Normally, I wouldn't even bat an eye over the opinions the pricks had of me or my husband. Here and now however, it was hard not to feel like a dunce, when I was the princess, yet I was standing alone, and my prince had ladies fawning over him left and right.

Enough.

I will not grant him the satisfaction of humiliating me any more than he has. I'm leaving.

Daemon watches, perking at the sight of the exit. He steps forward, away from the irritating voices, smirk falling, for it was never truly genuine in the first place.

His face hardens when there is an interception.

"My princess," a deep voice speaks, as a large man blocks me.

I lift my gaze and stop before we collide. Immediately, my spirits are lifted at the sight of the dark man's hair and beard, "Harwin."

His lips curve at the familiarity of my addressing.

"I thought you were off, doing gods-know-what again?"

Harwin chuckles, shaking his head, "the gods have allowed me to accomplish my tasks swiftly.

He raises a brow and places his hands behind him, "you're not leaving when the festivities have not even commenced yet, are you?"

I scoff, crossing my arms, "festivities are naught this eve, ser Strong."

"That is because," he steps forward, taking my hand slowly, "you and I have not yet shared a dance."

I roll my eyes at him, "you're a poor partner."

"And that is precisely why the festivities will commence."

I snort, smiling up at him, as he smiles back down. He takes my expression as wordless agreement. Harwin spins me once before leading me to the dancefloor. I chuckle at his theatrics. Poor he may be in dancing, he's always been good at making me smile.

I press slightly against him as his hand falls to my back, the other clutching my arm delicately.

"Tell me, Winne," I grip his firm shoulder as we glide with the music.

He snorts at my archaic pet name for him, rolling his eyes as he licks his teeth in amusement.

I am amused by his reaction, pleased to know that the name still held him tightly in annoyance, exactly like how it did when we were younger. I chuckle before deflating, "do men normally think it a game to toy with their wives' feelings?"

Harwin's amused expression fades. He grunts and spins me around, using the opportunity to eye Daemon, who was undoubtedly already looking at us.

When his eyes dart back to me, he purses his lips, "indeed this night is not at all festive to you, little doe."

I turn away from him, aimlessly looking at his collar to avert my glare elsewhere. He did not mean to trigger my anger, what he said was his pet name for me as children, but it had been since overshadowed by my husband's musing of the name; he called me his little doe in times he came to me as a predator and I appeared to him like prey.

My gut groans in annoyance.

Harwin notices my discomfort and does me the courtesy of changing the subject, "tis unfortunate for me to announce a tonne of men believe riling wives a thrilling sport."

I turn back to him; the darkness in my face melts when I catch the concern in his. I purse my lips tightly, pushing a stray curl away from his face, "and do you hold the same regard, Strong?"

"Hmm," he looks away to think, "my princess would be pleased to learn that as a child, I had a terrible playmate," Harwin turns back to me, raising his brows, "she was the most entitled little girl I ever met, was so viscous and strong."

I snort.

He mimics, "though perhaps not as strong as me. Still, I am aghast to ever think of crossing or treating a woman poorly, not even because I think it descent, but merely for I fear the rage of she."

I cannot help the fond smile that spreads on my lips. I tilt my head as we circle the room, continuing our movements, "I suppose it is the gods irony that the Strong boy fears a strong girl."

Harwin laughs, twirling me around once more. I break into a chuckle as he does so, a bit dizzy when he pulls me back close to him. I am heaving slightly when he pulls me close.

"I suppose it is, princess," he tilts his head.

In that moment, the song ends and each dance partner parts, clapping as they did, us included.

"Care for another dance, Winnie?" I ask, extending my hand to him.

"Actually," he leads me to the side, "I was wondering if you wanted a change of pace," Harwin brings us by a column, "I feel that, in all his pettiness, the prince has not yet told you that the flowers he requested for you have recently just been planted in the gardens."

"What?"

Harwin huffs, "I had the same reaction when I heard of it. Your husband is a fu-"

Instantaneously, I am pulled aside and a string of, what I knew to be High Valyrian curses, were muttered tightly. Daemon seethes, gripping me with his iron hand, "and what of her husband, Strong?"

Harwin is unfazed by the glare Daemon throws.

I wince at how rough his grip is on me, "unhand me!" I bark, shoving Daemon off me. He does not budge and tightens his grip further. It is clear to me Daemon is too blinded by his rage to realize he is hurting me.

It is because of this, Harwin finally steps in. He barks, yanking Daemon off me, stepping between us, "you're hurting your wife, prince!"

Of course the action only caused further injury to me, Daemon's nails grazed my skin, and yet I am thankful for Harwin's interception.

The vein on Daemon's neck flares as he presses forward, closer to his opponent, "you have no right to tell me what I do with my wife!"

The area of my arm that Daemon grabbed throbs in pain. Tears fog my eyes as I watch the two of them squabble.

"I have every right to protect the princess," Harwin flares, "especially from the likes of you."

"From the likes of me?!" Daemon narrows his eyes.

The crowd breaks into a shocked gasp when the prince lunges and grabs Harwin by the collar, muttering something in High Valyrian, then threatening, "I best kill you. Who the fuck do think you are to tell me anything, vermin?!"

"Daemon!" I quip, prying him off Harwin, "unhand him!"

"YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE!" Daemon seethes, hands digging deeper into Harwin's clothing.

"KEEP YOUR ATTENTIONS ON HER THEN!" Harwin barks back, overpowering him, twisting Daemon's hands off him and shoving him away.

The next instant, the attentions of the entire room is upon us. I feel my blood pump as my head spins, unsure of what to do next. I still manage to act swiftly before anything else can happen.

I walk over to Harwin, calling out to him. "that's enough, please just-"

"Why are you going to hi-" Daemon starts, grabbing me again. He cuts himself back and recoils when I whine and draw back at the contact he makes at my sore arm, the arm he most definitely bruised.

I snap at him, throwing him a hot glare. He looks bewildered. He looks guilty. He doesn't even meet my eyes and instead is staring at my arm. I point a finger at him, "I'll deal with you later."

I turn back to Harwin, placing my hands on his chest, pushing him away, "go home, Winnie."

Daemon's head cocks, his lips twitches in an unpleasant manner, "Winnie?"

Harwin gently takes my arm, leaning in, "he hurt you."

I feel tears prick at the corner of my eyes. I fight them off as I whimper, "please, just go."

Harwin brushes his calloused hand on my injured arm before walking back and storming off.

When I turn back to Daemon, he is looking at me with a stoic expression. I grit my teeth and grab him, dragging him away with me as we leave this damned hall.

I take him all the way to our shared chambers, but I stop just outside the door. I finally release him and begin to berate him, "are you satisfied?"

Daemon stiffens at the sound of my shrill voice.

I heave, "not only did you ruin my night, you ruined everyone else's!"

His eyes evade me. His lips part when he sees my arm. He reaches out to me and I recoil, "don't you dare fucking touch me."

"I didn't mean-"

"YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANYTHING BUT YOU STILL DID THEM!" I scream. I poke his chest in anger, "you claim it's all a game to you, and yet you're the only one that ever enjoys it!"

"It's all that cunt, St-"

"IT'S YOU, DAEMON!" I flare, "It's always you!"

Daemon's face contorts. His breath hitches. He walks closer, "my love, please-"

"You hurt me, Daemon!" I word carefully, wanting it to finally get through his thick skull, "not just tonight, but for the past weeks!"

He calls out my name but I raise a hand to silence him.

"You're either sleeping on the floor or sleeping elsewhere."

He gulps, ready to plead his case again. I cut him off before he can even open his mouth.

"Speak a word in protest over my generosity and I will chose a far crueler fate for you," I coldly spit, walking toward the door, pushing it open. I look over my shoulder as I walk in the room, "what's it going to be, prince?"

Daemon cringes at the call, brows tightening along with his fists. He deflates and mutters under his breath, "floor."

I turn to him, eyes narrowing, "you were so loud a while ago, where did your fire go, dragon?"

"Floor," he utters walking in the room, stopping once he is in front of me. Daemon's expression is grave as he mutters again, "I'd much rather sleep on the floor, wife."

I pull away from him before he can even attempt to touch me. I walk towards our bed, grabbing a pillow, haphazardly throwing over to him. I glare darkly, "if you are cold, sleep by the fire, dragon."

Daemon calls out my name, wanting to begin his pleas again, but then he stiffens when he watches me walk toward the door, "where are you going?"

I scoff, "how cruel of you to think I'd sleep with a throbbing arm."

"I'll come-"

I turn to him, tears finally running down my cheeks. Daemon freezes in his spot. I huff, looking away from him, "do not show your face to me until I've calmed."

Daemon frowns.

"I mean it."

At last, he finally has the brain to no longer push the matter further.

[lemonhemlock]

my reading of f&b dance was def affected by hotd but aemond's actions post rook's rest seemed to me very much the actions of a man driven crazy with grief and guilt, which are masked by anger and bloodlust. like he's clearly not thinking soundly even before "witchy mind-control or w/e" alys crosses paths with him.

aemond goes out twice, and both times he returns with a huge loss (accidentally killing luke - which "leads" to b&c, aegon hurt and bedridden) for the greens. to me, it only made sense he'd stay in the riverlands and hope to get at least that 1 W (killing daemon) or die attempt trying. this is aemond's last resort to repay all his losses.

aemond seems like the kind of man who does not do well with losses of any sort, so for him to return with ser criston seems out of character even if it is strategically the most optimal choice. criston would've survived, they likely would've been able to retake KL, but alas.

plus there's this hot lady who'll take care of u and tell u that ur choice and action are the right ones, and honestly at the end of the day probably gave him solace from all the family drama plaguing him?

a lot of team black make fun of aemond and aegon abandoning alicent and helaena, but like... aegon was a corpse smuggled out of KL, he had little choice lol and quiet lit. did return for alicent once he had the means. and there is ser criston who very much returned for them (just failed) but he seems to not matter chuz muhh no blood relations. daeron as well attempts to retake KL.

one out of four men choosing suicide bombing over trying to save their family is not the end of the world. aemond can abandon his family... as a treat. yes even if team black will use it as ammo against team green lol.

as much as i love aemond/alys dynamic (grrm I need to know wtf happened to her and her son!) i still think shes more of a companion/side quest/wizard-mentor figure than one true love/endgame, and aemond's deeply fucked up feelings abt his family will always reign supreme in his heart. i don't think he'll abandon his family for alys. he'll abandon his family because of a sense of lost honor, and the feeling he failed as a parentified child and protector of his family. aemond never leaves his family and his family never leaves him. aemond's endgame is suicide bombing daemon.

This is a very comprehensive breakdown, so thank you, anon, for sending this. I agree with most of what you said, with the caveat that I'm not convinced by the parentified!Aemond theory based on what evidence we have been shown so far on screen.

Also, this is the first time I've heard of someone accusing Aegon of abandoning Helaena - I mean, what was he supposed to do? Fight Rhaenyra bedridden as he was? Not to mention that he could barely orchestrate anything himself, it was Larys who spirited him out.

I think there's a way to make Aemond's story not about "abandoning" his family, but trying to do right by them, honestly, it's all about the framing.

[manicpixietrashfire]

Prompt: locked in the bathroom together 😛

Remember five million years ago when I got this prompt and then didn’t know what to do with it and then figured it out after another five million years????

No? 

Great! 

Thanks for sending me a prompt homeslice lol!! I actually love getting them no matter how long it takes!! Also please y’all check out @tracy7307‘s blog the content is p r e m i u m. 

Anyway, sorry for the rant! Here’s the prompt fulfilled! 

“The door’s locked, Harrington, ain’t no getting out this one,” Billy grumbled.

And yeah, Steve got that already. He perfectly understood he’s trapped in the basement bathroom of some dickwad’s house while a rager goes on above them.

They might as well be stuck  in outer space.

No one’s gonna hear him scream, no probably even knows they’re down there, they’re gonna be stuck there all night. Hell, maybe even all of tomorrow too.

“Billy, where the hell did you put the fucking key.”

“I don’t remember,” he slurred from inside the dickwad’s basement bathtub.

He had his back up against the wall, legs flung over the side of the tub. He shifted around, and grinned smugly. It looked more lazy and broken on his drunken face than anything else. “Why don’t you go ahead and frisk me for it?”

Steve pinched the bridge of his nose like his mom does when she’s trying not to yell at him.

He’s not drunk enough for this.

Billy lured him down here saying there was some freaky shit in the basement, which, is astounding because Steve still has zero clue how he knew to do that because Billy doesn’t even know about the upside down.

“I’m not frisking you, check your pockets,” Steve huffed.

Billy’s head rolled against the tile. “Not in my pockets. That’d be too easy.”

Of course would be.

Steve rarely ever feels the urge to put his foot up someone’s ass. Rarely, being the keyword, and Billy being the usual catalyst.

Steve kicked back the rug in front of the toilet, finding the same tiled floor. “You’re shitting me. Where the hell did you put it?” He dumped the toothbrush holder into the sink. Nothing. And ran his fingers above the medicine cabinet.

“Hargrove,” Steve smacked his foot.

Billy hummed. A pair of drowsy blue eyes looked up at him. “You look good angry, you know that?”

Steve flushed. He really should be used to Billy and his antics but he isn’t, he’s pretty sure he never will be.  

“Light does you good,” Billy muttered. “You…your eyes change color they get kinda gold, mine don’t, not that mine aren’t nice ‘cause they are. But yours are real nice too, they’re not shit brown. They’re–”

“If you’re not gonna help me look and you’re not gonna try to remember, do me a favor and stop talking,” Steve said.

He checked behind the sink and in the toilet. No and no. He sighed, hands hitched on his hips. He scanned the room for the fifth time.

Nada.

“Oh my God,” Steve raked his hand down his face. “Why did you do this, you asshole?” He slumped down onto the floor and glared at him. “Why?” This time it wasn’t directed at Billy so much as it wasn’t directed at God who was undoubtedly smiling down at him and laughing.

Billy giggled. “You’re funny, Harrington. And dramatic.”

Steve glared at him. “Stop. Talking.”

It’s a quarter to eleven and the party doesn’t show any signs of stopping and when it does he’s sure no one’s going to be coming down the basement stairs. Everyone’s gonna either go home or fall face down drunk…and they’ll be here.

Trapped.

“I shouldn’t have even come,” Steve groaned with his palms pressed to his face. “I should’ve just stayed home.”

“Me too,” Billy agreed. “Should’ve stayed home, wouldn’t be here. We’re a couple of idiots, Harrington.”

Steve lifted his head to glare at him. “This is literally and solely your fault. I’m not an idiot, you’re just an asshole.”

Billy laughed again, mockingly. “You’re an idiot for following me down here. I didn’t even have to make you.”

Steve’s mouth snapped shut.

Touche.

He leaned his head against the bathroom wall and shut his eyes. Maybe he would fall asleep. Maybe they both would, Billy certainly looked like he could. His eyes haven’t been completely open since he hunkered down in the bathtub.

Steve listened to muted pop playing one floor above them for what felt like hours, unfortunately, it was probably minutes.

It had to be, because Billy wasn’t sleeping he was humming–loudly.

Steve opened his eyes to look at him. “Can I…help you?”

Billy hummed the low, sad song, while his head rocked back and forth slowly. Billy stopped to speak. “You like Elvis, Harrington?”

“I don’t know, I guess?” He shrugged.

Billy made a loud buzzer sound. “Either you like him or you don’t, he’s the king, King.”

“Fine, then I like Elvis.”

“Good to know a pretty boy like you can hang,” Billy said.

Steve sat there for a moment trying to decipher what that meant. Billy’s eyelids had rolled shut again. Can hang? Like liking Elvis makes him cool? Not in this decade.

Steve slapped the toe of Billy’s shoe. “Listen man, you can trap me in a fucking bathroom, but you can’t just sleep all night while I have to listen Air Supply through the ceiling.”

Billy grinned, he started to chuckle. “You know, you’re funny too, Harrington,” Billy’s grin spread into a smile, his tongue peaked between his teeth. “Yeah, you’re real funny.”

“You already said that,” Steve said.

“Well, it’s true. I meant it.”

Steve realized, then, he was serious. No jokes. No dickish assholery. Big surprise, the guy who had been saying he ‘means it’ the whole night, actually meant it. “Oh,” Steve bit the inside of his cheek. “Uh, thanks.”

Billy nodded. “No problem.”

“So,” Steve itched his nose. He felt itchy and hot. “You wanna just uh…talk until we fall asleep?” “What like pillow talk?” Billy said.

Steve winced. He knew he was blushing at this point, only Billy, drunk and painfully blunt would say that.

“No, that’s not…why would you–?”

Billy cackled. “I don’t even have to look at you to see your face right now.” He did anyway though. Billy looked at him with syrupy sweet blue eyes and a pleasant smile. “Did that one get you in a twist, Harrington? You seem like the type to be into pillow talk.”

Billy watched the flush spread down his neck and Steve’s lips curl up. “What does that…that’s not even an insult.”

“It isn’t,” he replied. “It’s an ob-ser-vation.” Billy’s eyes focused on him, “you wanna talk?”

Steve huffed. “Well, now I don’t.”

“I’ll play nice,” Billy said with obvious teeth. “C’mon, maybe talking with you will jog my memory.” He seriously doubted that, but Billy was going to say anything to get what he wanted including insults. “Fine,” he groaned. “What do you wanna talk about?”

Billy stood with a loud grunt. Steve watched him wobble before getting one leg over the tub and then another.

He dropped down next to him–too close like Billy always seems to be.

“What’s your deal with Ronnie Rothslinger?” Billy asked, leaning in.

Steve’s face screwed up. “My tutor? And it’s not Ronnie, it’s Veronica.”

Billy’s face was a myriad of emotions, finally settling on something similar to the face of a small child that’s accidentally dropped a very important piece of china. “Oh,” he said quietly.

He scoffed. “Yeah, no, me and Veronica, are…” he shrugged. “Trust me, she’s not uh…we’re not like that.”

“What? She’s not into you?” Billy prodded.  

Steve scoffed. “Yeah, no, and, again, Hargrove, she’s my tutor, we, like, talk about math. There’s no ‘into’ anything.”

“You don’t like her?” Billy asked as if ‘there’s no ‘into’ anything’ didn’t mean shit.

“No,” Steve said exasperatedly. “I mean like she’s kind of an okay friend but I don’t like her, like her, you know?”

Billy seemed satisfied with that answer. Steve didn’t even know he was looking for a certain one. He nodded. “You got a thing smart chicks, I just thought…” Billy stopped. “I don’t know what I thought.”

“Yeah.”

Things were silent for a beat. Billy’s eyes had shut and for a minute Steve genuinely thought he’d fallen asleep, his head was tilted towards him, mouth a little slack.

“Billy?”

“Hmm?” He hummed.

“Why’d you lock me in here, anyway?”

Billy opened his eyes just enough to look at him through those insanely dark lashes that not even Steve could ignore. “Just wanted to hang out, s’not every day my presence is graced by the likes of you, your highness.”

“Jesus,” Steve rolled his eyes.

“Wasn’t joking around, Harrington,” Billy said.

Steve nudged him and with a small smirk. “Oh, what? Like you missed me, Hargrove?”

“Maybe.”

What is this? Honesty hour?

Steve turned to look at him only for Billy to be staring right back at him like he’d never been drunk at all, as if all the alcohol and humming and staggering had been an act. If he weren’t so red still he’d think it was.

His eyes darted around Billy’s face. They’re not really friends, barely acquaintances besides egging each other. Steve knew Billy the same way he knew tugging on pigtails and wet willies and gross jokes.

Familiar. Fun. Fleeting.

Billy looked at him like he was a vision, a dream. THE dream. That look like in the right story, in the right time they’d get in a car and drive away straight to the coast.

They barely even know each other, and Steve still kind of wanted it.  Billy ran his tongue across his bottom lip, “you ever kiss a guy before, Harrington?”

“Yeah,” Steve whispered softly over the sound of muted music. “Once.”

“I haven’t,” Billy said. It was quiet and soft and forlorn, like he was embarrassed and too drunk to do anything about it.  

Billy’s probably in the majority, but something tells him that’s not what he wanted to hear. Billy;s head sloped down to his shoulder, Steve felt his curls tickle his ears.

“You will,” Steve said. “One day.”

“Thanks.”

[cesei]

thoughts on 8x02

- lena is not in this episode and i’m going to T H R O W H A N D S

- “really bad” DRAG HIM ARYA

- dany on your bike queen SANSA’S in charge

- “she never fooled you. you always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway.” UM I AM SOBBING THANKS

- love that jorah just enters rooms apologising. just about sums him up

- friendzone!jorah

- who does dany’s plaits every morning? bit intricate

- swear she killed off all her hand maidens

- oh so is jon just not going to tell dany they’re related then

- ew you can tell this was written by men SANSA AND DANY ARE NOT SUDDENLY BESTIES

- theon and sansa i’m sobbing

- DAVOS THE DINNERLADY LMFAO

- who had the audacity to makes ser davos seaworth a dinnerlady

- BABY SHIREEN

- the episode is trying to make me cry

- THATS HOW THEON WILL COMPLETE THE REDEMPTION ARC SAVING BRAN

- how is tormund SO cute and SO ominous

- that’s the sarcastic bitch tyrion i know and love

- does an amoeba write missandei’s scenes? no one acts like that

- oh i lie it’s actually quite cute

- oooh i’m sam i’m well ‘ard i’ve robbed a library

- brienne and her LADS

- IS THIS GOING TO TURN INTO AN ORGY

- “they call you kingkiller” “i’m sure someone does”

- tormund straight up CHUGGING the milk

- what the fuck is happening lmao

- actually if i was about to die that’s what i’d do too. fat mood

- already cried about five times so you could say it’s going well

- “was he on your list?” “for a while.” “that’s alright.” that’s so sweet

- that’s...... not even remotely what arya’s weapon blueprints look like

- how did gendry know to make it a whole ass spear

- “was that your first time?” “yeah i’ve never had leeches put all over me.”

- arya shut the fuck uGENDRYA IS HAPPENING IN THE CRYPT

- YOULL GET COLD

- DJFKVJFKSS G H O S T

- MY FLUFFY BOY HELLO WEVE MISSED YOU

- SER BRIENNE OF TARTH LMAOOOO

- WAIT TORMUND THOUGHT BRIENNE WAS A BLOKE AHAHSJFKEBWHXOVJTJWJ

- sorry this is all happening while gendrya are fucking below i can’t concentrate

- that’s the only kneeling you’ll be doing in front of jaime brienne now fuck off

- maybe she’s just sexually attracted to knighthoods

- this is like the bucket list

- LYANNA VS JORAH SHOWDOWNNN

- let pod speak goddamnit

- pod is so good at everything he’ll sit on the iron throne. luv u bby

- THEYRE DOING A TITANIC SINKING SCENE WGAT

- jon you snakey little liar. sam told u not bran

- welp dany took that about as well as i was expecting

- i like the white walker’s boots

- where does dany keep her dragons casually? like during the day?

- fuck ME that was eventful

okay some post-thoughts:

- they’re definitely leaning into a jaime/brienne thing and i’m not happy. YOU NEED TO KILL CERSEI AND THEN YOURSELF JAIME DON’T GET DISTRACTED BY LOVELY LADY KNIGHTS

- i feel like they’re really trying to salvage tyrion’s character by being self-aware that they’ve completely destroyed it and made him an idiot? to the point where they’ve literally resorted to having him repeat his BETTER lines from earlier seasons?

- sansa is growing on me so much. what a hero.

- the gendrya stuff was cute but it felt like gendry really wasn’t into it? and it was super out of character for arya? and would arya spend her last hours fucking in a barn or wherever??? hmm

- daenerys can get in the bin, she’s getting worse on the daily.

- i wasn’t expecting sansa/theon!!!! but it makes sense and i’m feeling it!!

- sansa sticking up for her hubby was great!!!

- finally a ghost sighting!!! i’m ecstatic and you can tell it’s because there were no dragons in this episode. it’s either/or ladies.

- some of the writing was rubbish, some was GREAT. it’s so funny now wtf

- you know it can’t get above an 8 on imdb because of the distinct lack of lena but that was a great fucking episode! i’m ready for war fuckerS

- if ghost dies i die. soz about it

- why are they putting bran in the godswood? isn’t it enclosed by walls? won’t the night king have to kill his way through the castle first? dumb dumb

- bran just skrrts over the night king with his wheelchair

- “no one has ever tried to kill the night king with dragon fire” um...... is that NOT what dany was doing on the ice lake? and also they said the dragons would give them an advantage but the night king is literally on viserion

- okay so theon will die protecting bran, so probably die next episode

- wack to think yara will outlive him

- wonder when melisandre is coming back

- arya will probably kill her on the spot lol

- jaime HAS to survive till the last episode. he’ll kill cersei to protect brienne or bran probably

- okay so theon and jaime have both wronged bran directly, so will have to sacrifice themselves for him. right?

[wcsted-blog1]

        this is a long and somewhat emotional follow forever , as i feel it’s genuinely the most MEANINGFUL one i have done so far ?? like genuinely i did tear up a little writing this shit so .  .  . i just want to thank you all not gonna lie , simply because you guys are the best , and i mean it with all of my heart , some of you quite literally STOPPED ME from giving up writing as a whole without even realising , because yeah , early january i did think of quitting , i was so close to , it would’ve taken a little push and i would’ve quite literally deleted this and all of my previous accounts , but i can tell you right now - i am SO GLAD that i did not. it’s all because of you !!

please CTRL + F AND SEARCH FOR YOUR USERNAME , IT’S FASTER THAN SCROLLING LMFAO

      to be fair this follow forever is just an excuse to be able to thank you guys publicly. some of you already know how much i appreciate you , with the random I LOVE YOU ALL’s in group chats or just me genuinely being an annoying cunt and bugging you 24/7 , some others i’m may be more shy about or i just simply admire you from afar , - and regardless of whether we talk or not , if you’re on here it just means you’ve somehow helped me , to not quit , stopped me from doing so as a whole , and have helped me to keep doing this thing i’ve been doing for almost five years now. i have to say it would’ve probably been one of my biggest mistakes to just QUIT , so i am here to T H A N K Y O U , for inspiring me , for helping me grow as a writer , for helping me with my english ( which you all do ) , for dealing with my ass , for everything in general.

i feel as if this is the longest follow forever i have done in my life but really it doesn’t matter. this is here to show how much i appreciate you guys , to just thank you for absolutely everything. i’ll stop here and move on to the little paragraphs some are more personal others are more general ones but , whatever the case is you guys warm my fucking heart seriously.

* // ⊰  @pcrscphonie . ⊱ to the titsiana to my cumriana .  .  .                      emily , E M I L Y - what the fuck would i do without your ass ?? like i’m serious ?? i swear talking to you gives me life - genuinely , you make me crack the fuck up on a fucking daily basis. i don’t think i’ve laughed so much in a long time really , so i owe you BIG TIME. not gonna lie i’m fucking glad i managed to drag your ass and get you to join discord , because what would we now do without the sexting gc , our daddy akshay and the bonetown / house party calls ?? ;)) i don’t know but whatever the case is i am WET writing this ( bc i’m tearing up , pls stop being so dirty minded i swear ) . thank you for talking to me after that shit episode i had on a night out , or dealing with my annoying ass on a daily basis , what can i say ?? i actually fucking love you LMAO , as i said you’re the titsiana to my cumriana on a side note i genuinely think that your writing BLOWS my fucking mind , like - lowkey you’re definitely a ) one of my favourite people to write AND talk with and b ) one of the nicest and most talented ones on this hell of a fucking site. so yeah , thank you , thank you and THANK YOU BEBÉ.

* // ⊰  @wavesborn​​​ . ⊱  la bestia a mi bebesita .  .  .                        yadira , Y A D I R A , hostia PUTA done coño empiezo ?? meeting you has been one of the highlights of my year so far , and i am lowkey SERIOUS. our calls ?? me staying up until 3 - 5 a.m sometimes just to be talking to you , is literally one of the BEST THINGS EVER , even if i am not even alive the next day. and yes i might be a full on nerd but you know you love it ;)) GRACIAS por todo chica , te lo juro de verdad, i mean it when i say that you’ve quite literally saved my ass , you’re one of the people that have resurrected my muse for roleplaying in general. you’re an angel , literal eres un ANGEL tia , y no cambiaria nuestra amistad por NADA EN EL MUNDO. you’re one of my favourite people on this site , whether it is to talk or write to. eres la mejor colega , y me cago en todo lo que se mueve por que va en serio , ERES UN ANGEL CHICA. thank you for being one of my best mates , i really fucking love you. like stefan adores you too , we both adore you for reals afiashdgaiosi QUE HARIA YO SIN TI TIA. you’ve been one of the MAIN reasons for me to not have given up on writing in early january. you’ve pushed me , inspired me , have made me think creatively in different ways , and have made my muse reach new limits , which is DOPE AS FUCK. GRACIAS POR TODO , LITERAL QUE TE AMO.

* // ⊰  @giaawritess​​​​ . ⊱  un angel pero de verdad colega .  .  .                        gia , G I A , look you’re genuinely i just don’t even know where to begin with , one of the BEST people i have ever met in my life. you’re an angel  ( YOU LITERALLY ARE THO YOUR VOICE ?? OMFG LIKE ACTUALLY KILL ME , YOU SAW IT YESTERDAY , ME AND STEFAN FULL ON FANGIRLING ABOUT YOUR VOICE MATE AHSFOASHDGOIAS ) one of the kindest people i have ever met. you genuinely blow my mind in so many ways , like i look up to you so fucking much ?? it’s crazy really. when i tell you that i wish i were in the USA i literally mean it because you’ve just done so much for me the past three months , *// i’m crying now i- // you’ve been there for me , you’ve made me laugh like an idiot , fangirl the fuck out of myself with your singing , but you’ve also genuinely been one of the best things that have happened to me this year. literal , i look up to you so much ?? you’re like a bigger sister to me , 100%. thank you for being here , for existing , for just being y o u. like for reals gia. i just want you to know that if you ever need ANYTHING i will be there , because i want to give back - you’re an angel i swear , like a r e a l angel. MUCHISIMAS GRACIAS POR TODO , GRACIAS POR SER TU. TE QUIERO TANTO.

* // ⊰  @fircytragcdy​​​​​ . ⊱  plz don’t put me in the box of shame for this i sWEAR i ain’t a mess ( okay i might be but fhasiodghoashdg ) .  .  .                       lucy , L U C Y , idk how you deal with my annoying ass but , i genuinely am thankful as fuck for being able to write with you ?? but there’s something else i have to thank you for as well which is TEMPTING ME to return to indie , like - actually come back , and it took you nothing to convince me ?? from you first hand experiencing my drunk texting in the morning to writing - like you probably think i am a mess let’s be real , which i am but y’know , .  .  . i’m just here to say that i appreciate you A LOT. your writing blows my fucking mind too , like guao is this talent ?? if you write a book please link me , bc i’ll defo buy AND read it mate. whatever the case is , you know you’ve got me here no matter what , if you need anything - imma be there !! you ARE one of the most talented people on this site , your writing is GENUINE quality , and i’m just blessed to be able to write and talk to you fam. i just wanna than u for everything like legit , my messy ass is thankful AF. thank you for writing with me but also for inspiring me , because literally you’ve also helped me regain my muse , and just been one of the ones that stopped me from giving up on writing. thank you mate , for reals. GRAZIE MILLE , 4 REALS , GRAZIE MILLE.

MORE SPECIAL MENTIONS BUT I’M IN A HURRY AND I DON’T HAVE THE TIME RN TO WRITE A HUGE AS PARA FOR EVERYONE FIHASDGHGSAIOPDG I WOULD THO , I SWEAR I WOULD.

* // ⊰  @rosychvrms  ; @nightinqale ; @prcsopa ; @trcnscendant ; @svnflowcr-s ; @darlingstm ;  @hvneymoons ; @dvstedgold ; @emptygcds ; @vuotriste ; @alittlewickcd ; @antisopa ; @pcrscphonie ; @wavesborn ; @giaawritess , @fircytragcdy *ik if i forgot peeps on this section but anyways i can’t remember the urls rn i’m just a crying emotional mess rn tbfh . ⊱  this is a special thank you to y’all .  .  .                     we might’ve chatted , we might’ve written , done both or neither of these , it doesn’t matter. we all were a part of the same thing , the same universe for several months. it’s why you are on here , because someway or another , seeing you on my dash , or getting to write with you whenever i was logged onto @bloodcvrsed , you managed to inspire me and bring back the muse i was on the verge of losing ( and giving up ) . it’s why i gotta thank you all *and i’m definitely missing people but i can’t remember the urls , so if you see this it’s also aimed at you* because you just stopped me from quitting the one thing that i’ve been doing so many years , and really it would’ve been one of the biggest mistakes of my life. i just want to say thank you , THANK YOU FOR STOPPING ME , FOR INSPIRING ME AND FOR BEING THE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE I HAVE ENCOUNTERED ON THIS SHIT HOLE THAT IS TUMBLR !! THANK YOU GUYS SM ; ILY.

AND THIS IS A SMALL SECTION BUT AN EXTREMELY MEANINGFUL ONE .

* // ⊰  @thefineartofbitchcraft , @serialqueen , @chrysalvsm , @artofbeingperfect , @wildtm . ⊱ to you who have stuck by my side for so many years .  .  .                            i have MISSED YOU ALL , so fucking much. i’ve missed writing with you , talking to you , just being here online. i almost made the mistake of quitting this thing , indie - which yes it’s a hell of a site and yes it’s quite literally full of drama *which is what almost drove me away* but to be fair , i am glad that i was able to see what i almost gave up on. it would’ve bee one of the BIGGEST mistakes i’d ever had made , quitting this - i’ve known you all for AT LEAST a year , with some of you guys i’ve been writing with since 2016 - that’s almost three years , considering i began writing mason in september of the same year - some of you i began writing with on this account , and whatever the case is - YOU ALL have inspired me , you all have made me fall in love with writing , back then , now - all over again really. being back and writing with you guys again made me realise just HOW MUCH i missed this , i missed you all , it made me realise why the past Y E A R i had been unhappy on here but also why my muse had been falling apart , because i wasn’t doing what i wanted , because i made a decision to please someone in fear of losing a friendship. i was unsure on how to turn back as soon as i realised , that i had made a mistake - and i am sorry for that , because - i know some of you missed mason as much as i missed writing him with you - i owe you this apology , and you need to hear it , that i missed this , that i missed it all. - so i am sorry. i’m here to say THANK YOU for having stuck with me for YEARS. i’m actually glad to have you all here i ain’t gonna fuckig lie.THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE , FOR JUST BEING SO SWEET AND GREAT AND ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TALENTED Y’ALL. i genuinely LOVE you all so fucking much it’s C R A Z Y.        you guys , i am so glad to be back - i am SO FUCKING GLAD TO BE BACK. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AND THANK YOU.

[lavellane]

DRAGON AGE QUESTIONS

tagged by: @nordxz​ thanks so much !!! *heart emoji* 

favourite game of the series?

origins! although inquisition is very close as well.  inquisition was my favourite for a very time, but like midway through last year i replayed origins and it just felt.....so good. i really struggled with enjoying dao because of the clunky fighting system but an amazing mutual introduced me to a mod that lets u skip fights basically lol, so i was just able to focus on the story/characters/exploration of the game, which just....made me realize how immensely beautiful the game actually is, and i fell in love all over again aaaaa

how did you discover dragon age?

i was a huge mass effect fan ! mass effect was the game that motivated me to make this blog, actually, and obviously through following people i saw a lot of posts from the da community as well. so i bought origins and inquisition (i had NO idea there was a da2 until half way through awakening lmao) and tried to play origins but HATED it gtrhutgrhugtr and then eventually gave it another try like a month later and completely loved it and now here we are

how many times you’ve played the games?

not as many times as some people on here have - i would say origins maybe four times, da2 maybe twice, inquisition three times. but that also doesnt count all the timesw ive created new games and then abandoned them lol bc theres too many to count 

favourite race to play as?

love me some elf booty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favourite class?

at first it was rogue dual wielder ! i played as a rogue in every single first-time playthrough and idk i felt that class has always been the easiest/most op. but in the last maybe 2 years it’s changed to mage. ive always been super intimidated by magic classes in every game i play but i LOVE inquisition’s mage classes/specializations and i can never go back now

do you play through the games differently or do you make the same decisions each time?

im so so so bad and i usually end up making very similar choices, but usually bc i just......replay the same characters every time hgtuhgtruhgtrui. i REALLY need to make more da ocs to explore more choices but....i dont want to lol i already have to many. i still havent sided with the templars in a playthrough like i just cant do it 

go-to adventuring group?

i always bring my characters love interest with them no matter what, just bc its cute, but usually i try to evenly cycle the other characters around that. i always try to have a warrior/rogue/mage in every party. but sometimes i’ll go warrior/warrior/mage/mage especially if i need to focus on straight damage and a LOT of healing lol

my favourite parties would probably be:

dao - alistair + zevran + wynne (wholesome and also funny)

da2 - anders + fenris + merrill (SO much chaotic energy)

dai - solas + cassandra + cole (i just love them ok)

which of your characters did you put the most thought into?

ashara lavellan, my canon inquisitor who was never supposed to be canon tghtgurhtrg. my original canon inq was a trevelyan rogue, who was super nice and good. i made ashara so that i could actually play as an evil/mean character without feeling bad lol, oh and i also wanted to see what the deal with solas was bc i had heard his romance was good ;;;;) anyway that backfired and i ended up completely falling in love with her, and i STILL couldnt make the tough choices with her so i was like ok maybe she isnt THAT evil and now shes just..... the way she is now i guess lmao

favourite romance?

trhhtruih okay u guys KNOW its solas. u know. i dont even have to say anythiing about it bc...u fucking know

(alistair’s is very close tho)

have you read any of the comics/books?

i havent :(((( im such a bad fan but i cannot deal with ordering online and thats the only place ive been able to find them. im planning on reading asunder and the masked empire as soon as i get the chance (and the money) tho !!

if you read them, which was your favourite book?

nope

favourite DLCs?

trespasser ! its pretty simple and very plot-driven like u didnt have to worry about side missions as much as u would with other dlcs so idk that was... refreshing. but obviously i loved it just bc it was so beautiful and intense and sad (since my chara romanced solas obviously) and that music score????? unbelievable i’ll never be over it

things that annoy you.

can i say the fandom trghuitgrhutrhui

mostly the thing that pisses me off the most is the grey morality. writers trying to make everything deep and Thought Provoking like..... no jerry, slavery IS bad theres no alternative viewpoint lol??????? also the fucking whitewashing makes me see red. 

orlais or ferelden?

ferelden!!!!! (*blows a kiss* for highever)

templars or mages?

mages <3 

if you have multiple characters, are they in different/parallel universes or in the same one?

i only have like 3 protag da characters and they’re all canon, although emeraude is an au. so ella is my canon warden and ashara is my canon inquisitor, but emeraude does exist in that universe, bc i hc she befriended the warden and alistair when they visited the alienage, and she was very outspokenly angry and didn’t really give a shit that alistair was going to be heir. which alistair really,,, appreciated i guess? so emeraude is made his official elven adviser after his coronation but she also kinda helps out as a royal protector because she’s one of the only people in court they both trust completely lol. also she is....stronk. 

and the only other characters i have for da are obviously side characters who are related to my canon protags so. they’re all canon as well lol

what did you name your pets? (mabari, summoned animals, mounts, etc)

ella named her dog ser bark gthutgrhutghruihtr she thought it was cute ok

emeraude just went with barkspawn since alistair came up with the idea as a joke but she thought the joke was so bad she made them keep it as punishment vjhuightui

i dont really have a hawke oc but.....he named his dog shepard in my playthrough ! like from mass effect ;;;;)))

have you installed any mods?

origins is modded to hell and back and i genuinely couldn’t play the game without mods at this point. inquisition is slightly modded but im in the process of removing them all, and only keeping a few because my game runs pretty terribly with them installed 

did your warden want to become a grey warden?

ella did ! but it was kind of,, a naive childhood dream, she had a really romanticized view of the wardens and she wanted a life of excitement and bravery and adventure, not really taking into consider all the bad things about it (and obviously not knowing the full truth about what it means to be a warden)

emeraude did NOT want to be a warden. she basically had to be dragged out of the alienage because she wanted to stay and protect her community. she never really enjoyed being a warden, although her friendship with alistair was its one redeeming quality 

hawke’s personality?

uh i cant remember the colour/personality thing but he was a combo of funny/ethical. mostly there for memes tho. 

did you make matching armor for your companions in inquisition?

for origins i do ! i always make sure alistair and ella wear the grey warden armour, as well as every warden in awakening. thats like, all theyre allowed to wear lmao.

if your character(s) could go back in time to change one thing, what would they change?

ella would obviously change her family’s murder lol, and emeraude would at least try and change what happened at her wedding, to prevent shianni and the others from being hurt. 

ashara would change romancing solas :((( she was so angry at herself after discovering who he was, and she felt weak and foolish which she HATES more than any other feeling, so she definitely wishes she had never met him for a long time. after she kind of processes it though, and learns to deal with her anger, her answer would be that she wishes she had saved the chargers. it’s the one move she made that actually keeps her up at night sometimes. 

do you have any headcanons about your character(s) that go against canon?

ghuitrhuigtrhugtr so many. canon? dont know her. 

the biggest example would be that i hc king!alistair was at the winter palace during the wicked hearts level. because uh..... celene and the fereldan monarchs had been corrosponding for over 10 years, trying to build up rapport, of COURSE the king would be there to see who the potential ruler/s of orlais would be and whether or not he ought to be worried. like. im sorry but alistair was there lol you can’t change my mind. i also hc he helps ashara with information about the grey wardens during this chapter, because ???? it just makes sense??? im so angry i wish this was canon

are any of your characters based on someone?

ok it was unintentional but ashara reminds me of an english teacher i had in highschool who was very scary but also....really cool and i loved her. it was an accident but,, still counts. 

who did you leave in the fade?

gtiturghtugh okay at the risk of pissing off EVERYBODY who reads this, i left hawke in the fade, even though it was a toss up between hawke and stroud. it was ashara’s fault tho !!! she would have 100% prioritzed an alliance with the grey wardens over like,, some guy. it broke my heart but yeah That happened. 

favourite mount?

i like all the elk mounts mostly ! but i never use them bc they sound ugly af

tagging : @trvelyans​ @f3nharel​ @allisondraste​ @ensevens​ @tethraas​ @talizorah​ @fereldun​ if u are up to it <3 and whoever else wants to do this ! 

[icharchivist]

OKAY so a Champion of the Just completed later, after hearing a lot of people recommanding it over In Hushed Whispers because it's "better to play" i finished it and i must admit i'm disappointed.

Okay so big thoughts eventually, and it may be full of bad faith because I really like IHW and when people compare something i like to something I don't know my bias become stronger, but those were basically my Hot Takes (NOTE: all of it is biased af, i mean it as "pros for Me" "Cons for ME" this is not a judgement of the quality of the quest in general)

Also under the cut bc damn i love complaining

Pros:

-The Concept of Envy. As a demon, it is incredibly cool, and I am mesmerized by what it can mean, of how many Envy Demons may actually exist, this kind of things. The gameplay inside of Envy's world was amazing, and the scenes to manipulate the Inquisitor were all really, really chilling. (but i'll go back on it more later for others reasons). Makes me want to see another Envy Demon in game, in a plotline that is more accessible.

-Cole's scenes. Cole introduction was great, Cole coming to help was great, Cole coming at the war table was amazing. All was fun and I love how his speech patern present itself. He's such an interesting characters in general.

-Ser Barris. True mvp. He was sweet and kind and I feel like he represented more what the Order should have been about instead of what it ended up being. Although i'm upset he can legit die this easily fuck this.

-Overrall nothing new is learnt tbh, but I am chilled by the line about "they often make us test different kind of lyrium" about the templars habits. This bring a whole new level of fucked up to the whole thing.

-Some of Envy's manipulations were actually very insightful on my character and made me understand her a little better, which i always appreciate. Being able to explore my character is always a welcomed thing.

-Bull has a very funny line when it comes to talking about Envy when you don't take him along.

-Cole's feeling toward the breach are kind of interesting, and i don't think it's that much mentioned when he comes after you closed the breach in the IHW run.

Eehhhhs (Not Pros but Not Cons either):

-The whole gameplay with the Templars holding the barrers. I've seen people complain that IHW had a dull playthrough and i think it may be because it's compared to that. Indeed, that was an interesting idea, but i hate going against the clock and in the end it didn't bring anything too interesting.

-Thematically speaking, the Envy quest tries to do with Cullen what the Future Quest did with Leliana: ie, showing the player how they would react to catalystic events reminding them of desperate times. Leliana was her loss of faith after the tortures she endured and her "failure" (it's not your fault bby), and Cullen was how, after he rebelled against the Envy!Inquisitor he feels he deserves to suffer if it is that he was too blind to realize he was serving another tyrant.. Both are things that can resonate a lot with both of those characters. Thematically it's coherent.

The problem though is that for Leliana, it was the Future: it was FACTS. It was actually happening. And by sacrificing herself to have you get back in the past, she gained her faith, at least in you, again to help you.

For Cullen, it makes absolutly no sense Envy shows that (more in a moment) and it doesn't actually happen to Cullen but to an illusion. So the impact is completely dull, even if i think it was intended just as much as fact value as Leliana's.

Cons:

-Here I go: Envy is a freaking moron oh my god. That destroys absolutly the full amazing concept, Envy is so much a moron.

Envy is supposed to serve for exposition the same way the timetravel quest does, but it backfire so badly. Alexius ended up making you travel in time because he wanted to erase you from the timeline, and if i recall, you weren't sent too far in time thanks to Dorian. Anyway, Alexius didn't expect it to happen this way - what you learn in the future are actual facts of the plans of Corypheus: you learn that he murdered Celene, that he unleashed demons, ect... but you learn them because /It happened/. Plus there are the chilling moments with the sky being clearly opened. ("It used to be that only dwarves were afraid of the sky, now it's just common sense")

But in this plotline, Envy is just a goddamn moron??? the justification is that Envy wants to see how you'll react to the things he shows you so he can impersonate you better but..... Then.... he ends up revealing the whole plan of Corypheus... just to see your reaction... while he's still planning on being a tyran at your place anyway so it's not like he'll be in character doing that.

This is SO STUPID and it takes out of the experience completely to me. Because it's just that Envy is such a moron, how did Corypheus trust him with anything??? that's so stupid, oh my god, so stupid.

Like, I don't completely fault the writting per se, bc I do think Envy would be that stupid (the concept being that he always wants more to impersonate someone, ye, makes sense) but it removes a lot of the weight you get in IHW.

In IHW I was terrified that this future may happen. In CotJ I was just angry that Envy believed it could happen, and that he would think no one would notice him being an idiot.

-Cole's involvement. It kinda sucks since I just said i loved his scenes, but this is just..... so weird. Dorian was involved in the mage quest because his Master was the one who put this trouble, and he wanted to help the mages. Cole was there for reasons totally indepedant from the templars, and his involvement is completely about helping you against Envy and that's it. Even him coming back later feels a little out of place and a little forced?

Or at least it feels so when the alternative is known. IHW feels much, much more natural, with him coming because he realized the threats, felt it, and tbh I find him being confusing even worse when the Templars are basically assaulting us - and him being a support for Roderick makes so much poetic sense in a way that it wouldn't as much with Dorian (especially with Cole reminding Roderick his own thoughts and all).

So in CotJ it just feels.... a little out of place in general?

-The companions almost bring completely nothing to the plot orz. I had Cass, Viv and Solas and Cass and Viv had a few little sidecomments that were neat, but in comparaison to IHW this was lacking. 

-Hell the whole emotional impact of the Future of IHW is far better.

-The templars involvement was weird. The Red Templars were antagonists sure, but since the focus was so much on Envy it was really distracting from what was happening to the Templars. It was more balanced out in IHW.

-I still hate the Templar Order and this quest didn't make me like it at all. The result of having them joining the inquisition are underwhelming, but that's mostly bc i dismantled them. Still though I've never felt this disliked by the Advisors, yet three out of four of the advisors were against me allying with the mages and they were much more graceful about it than they were with the whole dismantling the Templars thing. 

-I went from them being sweet and soft with me to them being disappointed with me the templar run is hell.

-Speaking of bad, something i mentioned before, but ti's basically confirmed that even while dismantled the Templars are still looking for ways to controle the mages even against Cullen's and Cass's orders. I hate the Templars so damn much. It remplaces a scene which were just showing a mage complain because they were cold. Kinda shows their priorities.

Long story short, I think it is definitly worth a try in term of gameplay because there are some interesting stuff, but even without speaking about how i'm morally against the templars and that IHW is just more Morally Right, it just feels like it's less coherent in the narrative. Interesting to /play/ but not interesting to live in a timeline i'd say.

That's my Hot Take and i'm probably too harsh because I really liked IHW and saw a lot of people compare the two, and that i've played it non stop just to be just "that's.... it?" about it, so i guess i point out the flaws too much.

But ye, IHW ftw and now i get back to this real, better timeline thank u for your attention.

[pinkcaseotakadl]

Diabolik lovers Lost Eden Subaru Sakamaki (heaven 2) ~translation/traducción~

this translation was made by @vampiretsuki (THANK U!)

Heaven 1, heaven 2, heaven 3

Place: Subaru’s room

Subaru: ...Hey Yui: What is it Subaru-kun? Subaru: Well.... play with me a game. Yui: A game you say, what type of game is it? Subaru: It’s a competition where the one who spends the most time without looking away wins. Yui: Eh...? Subaru: I-It’s not like I wanted to play it! Subaru: Raito said it was a popular game, and he wanted me to look like an idiot since i don’t know it...

Yui: I see... ... Yui: (Neither have I ever heard of that game...) Subaru: I can’t let that bastard take me as an idiot. So you also have to cooperate. Yui: It’s alright... Subaru: If you’re going to do it, do it seriously Subaru: Alright, I suppose we should start... I will definitively not loose Yui: I will also try my best Subaru: Good, Start... .... .... ... Yui: ... ... ... ... Yui: (Subaru-kun, he still hasn’t done anything but....) Yui: (I have the sensation that his face is getting redder) Yui: Subaru-kun, Your face is red, you know? Subaru: Haa? That’s not true! I’m only hot because of the concentration....! Yui: (If he is so negligent (careless) then even I will get red) Yui: (I have to try my best effort until the end....!) Subaru: *Blushes* .... ... ... ... Fuck! Yui: (Ah, Subaru-kun turned his eyes away...) Yui: (Which means that I win...!?) Yui: Yay---

*Noise*

Yui: Eh? Subaru: Don’t provoke/excite me...! Yui: Eh...! Yui: (Subaru-kun’s look is hot) (WOT??) Yui: *Blushes* My intention wasn’t to provoke you... Subaru: If you look at me with those lusty eyes, you make me repress in several aspects... Yui: Something like that... Yui: (Since it was a game I tried to be serious...) Subaru: .... I’m used to you always looking at me with a smile Subaru: *Still blushing* But, the face that you just did.... wasn’t all that bad Subaru: It doesn’t matter what type of face you make.... I like you. Yui: *Blushing* Subaru-kun... .... Yui: (It makes me happy that he tells me that in such a direct way) Yui: Thank you, Subaru-kun... I also like you Subaru: ...Saying such sweet things... I’m not sure what can happen later!

*Removes Yui’s clothes*

Subaru: *Bites her* Haa.... Mmm... Nn... Mnn... Yui: ...Mm... Subaru: ...Don’t suppress your voice. ... ...Nn... ... Let me hear more. Subaru: Nn... haa Yui: ...Ah... Subaru: I like that expression. Your eyes are shinning, it excites me incredibly.... Subaru: It’s not enough with only this place, isn’t that right? Subaru: ... I’ll also suck you in this place... Nn Yui: (It seems as if I’m floating, my body feels hot... I can’t resist against Subaru-kun) Subaru: ... Your blood is hot. My tongue gets tangled up, I can’t get away... Subaru: Nn.. Mm... Yui: Subaru-kun... more than this is... Subaru: ... ...! Subaru: ... I’m sorry. I like you so much that.... I can’t stop myself Subaru: Fuck... Although I want to appreciate you, I become completely greedy Subaru: *Blushes* Haa.. What am I doing...! Yui: *Blushes* ... ... Yui: (That he likes me that way makes me happy) Yui: (I also want to transmit my feelings to Subaru-kun) Yui: I also want to appreciate you Subaru: Yui... .... Subaru: You’ll make me like you more than this... Subaru: *Kisses* Nn... Mm... Subaru: I love you...

~End~

[Oh my... (*///*)♡ ] @totallydiabolik​

ESPAÑOL~

Lugar: Habitación de Subaru.

Subaru: ...Oye Yui: Qué sucede Subaru-kun? Subaru: Pues... juega conmigo a un juego. Yui: Un juego dices, qué clase de juego es? Subaru: Es una competencia donde el que pasa más tiempo sin desviar la mirada gana. Yui: Eh...? Subaru: N-no es como si yo quería jugarlo! Subaru: Raito dijo que era un juego popular, y quiso hacerme pasar por un idiota ya que yo no lo conozco... Yui: Ya veo... ... Yui: (Yo también nunca había escuchado de este juego...) Subaru: No puedo dejar que aquel bastardo me tome de idiota. Así que tú también tienes que cooperar. Yui: Esta bien... Subaru: Si vas a hacerlo, hazlo seriamente Subaru: Bien, supongo que hay que empezar... definitivamente no voy a perder Yui: Yo también daré lo mejor de mí Subaru: Bien, empieza. ... ... ... ... Yui: ... ... ... ... Yui: (Subaru-kun, aún no he hecho nada pero...) Yui: (Me da la sensación que su cara esta cada vez más roja...) Yui: Subaru-kun, tú cara esta roja, sabes? Subaru: Haa? Eso no es verdad! Sólo tengo calor por la concentración...! Yui: (Si es tan negligente(descuidado) entonces hasta yo me voy a poner roja...) Yui: (Tengo que hacer mi mejor esfuerzo hasta el final...!) Subaru: *Se sonroja* ... ... ... ...mierda! Yui: (Ah, Subaru-kun apartó sus ojos...) Yui: (Lo que significa que yo gané...!?) Yui: Yey--

*Sonido*

Yui: Eh? Subaru: No me provoques/excites...! Yui: Eh...! Yui: (La mirada de Subaru-kun es caliente...) (KHE!?) Yui: *Se sonroja* Mi intención no era provocarte... Subaru: Si me miras con esos ojos lujuriosos, haces que me reprima en varios aspectos... Yui: Algo así... Yui: (Ya que era un juego estaba intentando ser sería...) Subaru: ...Estoy acostumbrado a que siempre me mires con una sonrisa Subaru: *Tovaía sonrojado* Pero, la cara que recién hiciste... no estuvo nada mal Subaru: No importa que clase de cara hagas... me gustas. Yui: *Sonrojo* Subaru-kun... ... Yui: (Me hace feliz que me lo tan directamente de esa manera) Yui: Gracias Subaru-lun. ...A mí también me gustas Subaru: ...diciendo tales cosas lindas... no sé lo que podría pasar después!

*Remueve la ropa de Yui*

Subaru: *La muerde* Haa... Mmm...  Nn... Mnn... Yui: ...Mm... Subaru: ...No reprimas tu voz. ... ...Nn... ...Déjame escuchar más. Subaru: Nn... haa Yui: ...Ah... Subaru: Me gusta esa expresión. Tus ojos están brillando, me excita increiblemente... Subaru: No es suficiente con sólo este lugar, no es así? Subaru: ...También chuparé en este lugar... Nn Yui: (Parece que estuviera flotando, mi cuerpo se siente caliente... no puedo resistirme a Subaru-kun) Subaru: ...Tu sangre esta caliente. Mi lengua se enreda, no puedo alejarme... Subaru: Nn... Mm... Yui: Subaru-kun... más que esto es... Subaru: ... ...! Subaru: ...Lo siento. Me gustas tanto que... no puedo frenarme Subaru: Mierda... aunque quiero apreciarte, me vuelvo complemente codicioso Subaru: *Sonrojo* Haa... qué estoy haciendo...! Yui: *SONRojada* ... ... Yui: (Que yo le guste de esta manera me hace muy feliz...) Yui: (Yo también quiero transmitirle mi sentimiento a Subaru-kun...) Yui: Yo también quiero apreciarte Subaru: Yui... ... Subaru: Harás que me gustes aún más que esto... Subaru: *Beso* Nn... Mm... Subaru: Te amo...

~Fin~

[throwingideasatthewall]

Clone Wars        Slaves of the Republic

Chil-dren

     Children are slaves

     Contin        -uing          on,                  That’s            Kin             da-

     Narrator

  (smarter than Anakin)

   It hasn’t been for several years           though right?

  Z-y      ger-i         a-  

  Seriously         you guys co -exist       and have a giant council,

    How did no one       notice this shit?

   Also if they’re         Sep-ar            Tist-             -      they have a   govern     -ment-

   So, is this some kind of   iron   curtain?

  Se-      riously?        -         How?

Also why is     Rex       or Cody?      —       Okay, seriously what is up with the    uniform?          -        Where’d you even get that from?

    There’s one dude,

   And if it was from like a secret         stash of disguises?

    Wouldn’t that be          several years          out of date?

   Like,      What?           -        You’re better off not doing the    dis-guises

    Also, geez a lot of assumptions like one       extremist made a claim and now the whole planet has the       burn           ...     Like seriously it’s in      char-        acter,

   But this means Obi-Wan was only agreeing with her because he knows her personally

    (’Her’ being            Man-             dal             Or              Ia             N       Duchess,’)

   Those are    ships

   What- music-

    Why?

 The music is just      nope,

   Bor        der-        Ing-          On-         .        Seriously     why is he here?           .          What is with the          clothing ?

       Why?

        Seriously, how is that going to           fool anyone,

         They’re-

       I don’t like the lack of logic            already in this episode,

  Why?

  ‘you’ll be so distracted by that she won’t notice that we completely invaded her kingdom wearing the uniform (possibly 10 years out of date) of her guard and do not at all look like a species

        Or anyone     she hi       -re         -d

     (And somehow     won’t get stabbed to death)

  Oh, 

   And       Ahsoka,

   Sl-ave

    Y-eah,

    Also why is       she wearing face coverings?

   Like, didn’t seem to be a       custom?

    Odd         Dis         guise

    (I guess anything covering features would         give her less of a chance of being           recognized)

      (Yeah but you know more about the emotions involved,             And probably would be better acting at it)

           Ma-ster

             No,

           Damn      she just scorch     ed his teaching

         Boomers,             Don’t know                  shit

            Why is it                  blue?

            Why is there a               dragon thing?                     -  

I don’t know     Ah-soka why don’t you ask the     clone you’re work      -ing with,              Or remember how they raised you for the sole purpose of serving their system

     Fighting for it

      This

  Oh great   did she tell you that information  ?

    (Instead of         y’know        fixing the damn problem,”

       Yeah,            Sucks,

      Oh they actually        brought that up,

     Okay, I deduct that point           (Slight               ly,)                -                Invit            -ation                  -                 Fair

          Brig              -and

         Again what makes them think that this is anything more than an        extremist ?

        Like, how is that        important?

       Halt,

     What,

     That          thi-ng,                ?

        Again           what?

           ?

   Also yeah the uniforms look      significantly different?

       That mean              anything?

        Again

        Oh, so those            birds are native ?

        Or, Other            Wise-

       Se-        riously           what?

       Not exactly how         attraction works,           Which I think is          what they were trying to             imply there,

      There needed to be more of a       look over-              Or                Him      taking off his hat               (For that                gasp reaction,)

            Also yeah        a newly minted slave would totally                   bow,                      To their oppressor,

               That’s                   something Anakin,                  should be doing,

               Ah, did you not send from                        your-self?                          That would’ve been more of a rea-lis-      tic scene for        the drinks line,

     Ha-           tred             -          Yeah no this is a really bad       job,

     Yeah, there’s no way       she’s falling for this,

  ‘This is he      he’s cute so I’ll play along,

      There’s, no other way this     isn’t ending with a dagger to a neck,

      Wa- rrior

      Oh she’s      talking about Ana                             -kin

  Stock,

  Again he literally sent you the    whole population of the planet,

   So, I don’t think he was that       specific,

   You know   it’s a good thing         Ahsoka’s as an adult            Because this would be highly      disturbing with any other      alternative..

   Also I guess that kind of makes sense as           the shock wearing off 

     but she definitely wouldn’t be that wild,

     Mo-

     Pro-cessed

    Yeah there’s      no way lady is falling for this,

    That’s     got dragged into it        temperament,

     Point,          It’s           Not-

     It’s         not          fitting        ‘ I know you’re         bull-     shitting me,”

    Her,

  Yeah there’s      no way,      she’s falling for this,

   (Anyone   would probably have a let’s see      where this leads,

   This-            Isn’t             It-

      You know this flir-            ting is better than anything that happens with    Padme-

       Like     it’s at least got the tone       -right

     Good

       But also no

      She’s significantly older than him and...  toxic,

       I’m going with     tox        -ic          -         Also- yeah 

   Anakin is definitely a lot better       at this-

 Ah-       soka          -            Not          even bothering        with it,

      Ai

         Again,       Why is this so much better than anything with       Pad-me,

  Like it’s toxic          -     but it holds them both accountable,

  Generally a lot      better writt          -en

   (Hopefully they were going for they don’t actually love each other      they just like breaking the rul-es)

   Because-       I can’t see it as any       -thing          else          Now,

   (Or even then,)

     Da-          Mn-

  W-e

  Yeah dude      it’s clear that she’s faking,

   What’s a        Hutt?

   Mm

  What?

  Also yeah no one questioned them about their     human appearance-

   Why-

 Ob-vious

  Also, yeah what are they even doing     bury-ing them alive,

         Why-

        Obi-Wan acts a lot more sus instead of just staying down in the pit with him under the guise of screwing with a prisoner

        Also yeah      I can’t blame him,

           She’s an adult

  Bru-tal

     Tox          -ic

       Also,           You          figured out the price between you two                That   should be     a lot more dramatic,

     They’re adults.

       Gi-

       Also yeah        no way she’s falling for that           -                 Also yeah   where did his name come from?            -          Like did they give an           alias at some point?           -         Cause is Lars just seems to come out of the air-

   [they told them that they knew said dude, Anakin talked with the queen but I can’t- but he didn’t mention her name-

      Me

     Again this is pretty good 

   though the tone did drop there a little,

   She’s        screwing with him-

     Yeah,          I’d be worried about him drinking the Kool-Aid right about now         too

     [he already drank the Generational Overstep one           ]

    We-ll

   P-

  Holo-

  What       -       Sl-        aves        -       Uhm,

   Sucks          . .      that he decided to enable that shitty system

    Accoun-    tability is always better,

    But if he dies the system of his        own making it his own fault,

      ?

      -  also yeah     now we’re sussing out the human targets,

         Ye-ah

 Yeah       no she’s definitely fucking with them,

   Also you’re telling me they didn’t notice him from the       white republic ass       robes?

      (Or did they just          give that to him?)

     Sub-mission

     Yes      she’s right,

  Mhm, loving this ro-     ast of Kenobi right now,

     It’s still said by a         worse enable

     So not too sweet

      But it      hits a spot,

       Any          way,

      Aight

Well isn’t this Anakin’s fantasy,     finally his anger out on his abuser              (Vent-ing)

           Hm,

           Yea-

             O-k

             Ok

            Seriously that is damn light

            Call-ing him a                   boomer

              Then they’re both enabling old Gen                     So pretty past the                  redemption mark,

                 But,                    Still,

Cath,arsis      is nice,  

B-ack

 W-h

 Yeah,        see      she      knew          it      was        bull,         shit-

    D-ie

   Wh-elp-           -          A more realistic relationship                   (toxic)

              High                  -                  Well

(Also when did the      clone get back?)

        Well,

      Also R2-D2 has the capabilities of a           projectile              launch                -er                  -               G           -uard                -              A-i

        Whe-

       Whe-n?

       Okay?

      D-amn      

      A-gain

      Exp-ression going a little          Looney Tunes        the-           re-

     (I should be able to read           their ex-           pression,”

]

 How?

  Did      that?

   She wasn’t wearing a     shock collar,

   And we didn’t see her gets sent to processing with that kind of thing would be implemented,

   Ser-

    Oof           -          Rex?           -        Freckin         down,

     Oof,

   W-h-         elp

   Again     emotion?

        [what’s              the           emotion?]

      W-h                  Oh-    

       I thought that was         pretty neat~ 

       Th-em      

      Da-mn   

     Also,             friends,         His       poisonous        en-abler          who        groomed          him          to            be          a child soldier,        And someone from a        younger       generation,         Who he groomed to be a child soldier,           Great         freck           ‘in           friends,               W-    

     Hey, that’s              some thing,              Mis-             s-             ion             .    

      Again has anyone been taking the mission        seriously            .         ever?         ..         At any point?   

     Anakin‘s been hecking around with this                      Obi-Wan decided screw            Subtlety, and went for             one guy,    

        And Ahsoka’s been been            be               grud               G                    Ing                        Ly                       -                      Putting                         up                      with                        it-                        ...                    Gen                          eral                         . . .                          Ser                          -vant                              -                                 Okay the tone just went into                               gar-                                 g-                               ,ling                               marbles,                                  And the                                   expression                                          is                                   neutral                                     (at                                      best)                                                                            What                                         the                                         hell?

   (Seriously why whenever Anakin‘s unfortunate childhood            it turns into gargling marbles?

        Like I can’t even tell what               emotion that is

     Either way    it’s just not how people talk,           Voice possibly getting         lower,          Not         what th             is- is

She is right - he has enabled a terrible system and continue(s - to be Obi- wan and the Council’s         bitch         (Non   identification          term,)

       Me

      Power

 Hey, no     difference from Obi-Wan,

      Great,

       Here,    The Boomer bait     Obi-Wan gave me,     Promising a place in      their screwed up           Future,       That I traded it then          Future            Now             Present              Ahsoka      ’s           (Chance)         at          A            Non-       (Completely)        Feck      -e-d              Child                 hood                 For,                  Thank       -s

   (Totally not a servant)

      Despite the      very conditional nature of         that agreement

              Also I real-ly like what they did there,      Anakin not being a slave         (Like he       said,

      Like in childhood)

              Now just being        a willing          servant,

        Really showing the         Modi    -cum      Of         Diff        er        en         ce         Be-tween    Being unwittingly       ordered         into it,                  And      (continued)     choosing to           enable it

       Fri-en          d-s

         Well that’s better for Ahsoka than literally anything Anakin and Obi-Wan have done for her

         Con-stantly              putting her in harms way-

         (Not giving a shit       about the child soldier thing)

          Great

          Why?

I don’t   honestly don’t get the idea behind the get up

As seen none of the   other     [of her     species]      Is     wearing     similar   get up

 Just-      doesn’t        add       up,-

  Aight

   Seems-         fine-  

     More hassle to get        food and water and        everything else up there to be        quite honest,

    Also seriously what is up with the wildlife?

   Like we have the cute        squishy things?

   And then        these?

    How?

   Promised

    Also,      That really     didn’t sound        too malicious         ...      Don’t get me wrong I think      I know what they’re trying to imply,

   But dude here’s suffering from          Clovis syndrome,

    Aka the tone just isn’t       carry          -ing           —-           There doesn’t seem to be any   malician     .behind what he just said,

   Like dude sounded like he said      “mine” as in mine for       board game night,

   “sk         -ug,”         Ok,     that’s Malacian      but it’s not the        right        kind,

       That just sounds          mildly offensive

                Non                    committal

                 Doesn’t really connect with    the tone of the previous sentence,

    Which was         like;           ‘The queen has promised you to me       how do you feel about it?’

      That, just coming            out of nowhere,

         Not carrying

        W-help

         A-         Ight-

         Not even             -consistent

           Like seriously,

       If you’re going to do a flat character              like that;

            At least try to do it                consistently;          Like dude went from “lust”, (I’m assuming it seems more like self-  conscious/doubt) to me then off-hand        Passive aggressiveness, then       Disciplinary,         Without so much          Of a pre-            empt       (Not        prompt,)                We never saw that        conscious          -ness               turn                to           aloofness,               Then cold rage,              pushing the button                   no shift,                     Only                impromptu                    jump,

            Shame would’ve been interesting if Ahsoka had a Clovis like friend,

            (I don’t know                  his age,)

                Again,

                Re-action?

  What am I supposed to feel          what, emotion is that

       I have           no clue,

      Well,         Why?

   [Why-

       ?

     Who is        this guy?

      A slave           owner/buy               -er?

        Whel-

        We’ve       found them

         No you were brought to them            -by force-

          Also where is the dude              that was just in a chair?

            Where?

           [also wow for Rex this must feel a                return ho                              me-

    Oh-but-

     Okay, not gonna          question it,

        Jedi

         -             Also yeah that was the question what their education of their youth actually is like

   *Groom            Ing

      Like the      propaganda        must be         damn          thick,

         As well as         the child abuse                    (If this is the state of society and seeing how they can see another         adult human being              (Sen             -tient)                 Yeah there’s no way those kids are in good condition,

            Also this dude comes off as such a              doof,

              Like not even remotely intim-              idating-                      -                  Well,                   Fuck

(Also yeah I’m pretty sure the         queen is going to be real fucking pleased that you just wasted a bunch of        stock

 Of a trade that is just getting back up and running again

 Also yeah     Kenobi really fucked this one up      -     His job to find them-       Fecked that      up-          -          Atten       -tion               -           Worst. way to get        attention         ever,

      You

  See, they’re specifically doing this to        mess with him-          -            De-fy

   And Obi-wan was then     allowed to wander off,

   While dude     spun the wrong way in his chair,

      Wh-

      Wh-at

      Why?

     Rom-antic     ?

    Lady that’s like pointing and saying you were once an abuse victim weren’t you?

    Like, very likely

  With the council, the clones            At least two slave               states                 (Planets)

       I think the only way you could get                 “vagu-er”                       Is saying                 child soldier,                       Sl-ave

  Being a slave      doesn’t make you       naturally virtuous,

    With      abusers,      it makes you pissed off

      Others,          Ty-pica               ll           y            Fine,

   But again that’s not guaranteed,

   Ex-abuse victims can still enable the abusers-

       And-

   [There’s just a lot of problems with this that I’m kind of     gargling,]

    Point being you can’t tell      something like that,

    And      suffering doesn’t make you more       virtuous,

          (Just means normal human decency stand out a lot more in the   darkness of degeneracy,

        Any,            Way,

   Groom         Ing

    Oh

   So they are actually       fram-          ing that it’s a bad thing,

     Good, cause it is

  Obi-Wan is a grooming frick

   And Ahsoka is a child robb         -ed of her child-            hood-

      By the council and implied to be              by Anakin              (Who did nothing and enabled it long past the point of        return,)

      Self-

     And literally        every-one             else                 (Inc-luding              the abuser        as we just saw)

         Self-           destruction            (and           enabling                it)             is a shit time,

             Be            Absolutely nothing besides a toxic enabler      upon a pile of rubble,

   It’s damn       useless,

    Oh, that’s almost           flirt              Ing-

That’s really dramatic music        for FLYING Frogs,

        Stay

        Again, he’s not       terribly opposed to this,

    -it

    Again, that came out of nowhere

    Like Anakin slavery hangups are the equivalent of an           on and off switch

     * Note, a reason.                To,              Slavery is bad         objectif             ication of other humans is bad,               Don’t do it,

          I called them hangups just to denote the fact            that there never anything,                  im-portant,                consistent or some thing he sticks by,

             Being perfectly fine with this        flirt      -ing        off the clock

    With a sl             -aver             -             Only occurring at random with no reuniting theme

         And literally just sounds like the writers,             Shou-ting-               “ Hey guys remember Anakin was a             slave?”

           Yes and while that can cause            rush-es of             e-motion

            None of that                 is shown,

            We don’t see Anakin clenching his fist and it building up that resent       -ment-

         We don’t see him fighting              the idea,                 that the            Jedi just use him,                 Like his               old slave                master-

                We don’t       see any emotion,

              It’s just dull

              Not like an emotional dull

              Like an unemotional one,

                            There’s not        h-ing

                            Which is a shame because there should be a lot of emotion here-

         And there’s not-

     She’s          Right,

     And Anakin is an          inhuman        abomination,            That can’t even           manage an emotion,

     (Might want to try          someone else)

        Really?

        Because he hasn’t managed a single emotion or       conflict this entire time,

        Unless you mean biologically complicated in that case yes how the feck does this man work?

        Adult people are             very emotional,              Dude can’t          even manage a bit of it

   - His expressions        are damn atrocities

      (Of logic!)

     (And        ,empathy)

   Again      Emotion,

  Well I will give this episode the benefit,        It’s the episode that got things the            closest thing to right             (Greivous’s lair,           Not          withstanding)                In terms of tone, 

       Near the middle

    (Before promptly          coming crashing down to the ground,)

     Unfortunately considering the rest of the episodes that isn’t really high  praise

      The thing about tone is I need to be able to understand what emotions your char-acters are feeling and being por-tray-ed in about every scene,

       And,           You can’t cut corners

       And hav-ing switching emotional        moods            With             out              pre            empt              or under-              standing,

        Still passing the threshold of being a              good story;

          -Co-herent tale that can be followed

          - doesn’t normalize        problematic or self-destructive                   Behavior

         However not one of a fun story;

       Leaving me with the persistent fee-      ling of chew-            Ing metal

      Mildly      irritating,        Clunky,          And not the least bit entertaining        or of any value                 (Much)

     That it has yet to          rise above