#this lil shit is2g

[demonwebs-a]

❛ did you think i wasn't going to notice? ❜

𝚅𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂 " 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 " 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂!

a flicker of disbelief ignites in the red of his eyes ; cold , dry amusement like cement setting still on the hard planes of his pretty face . a touch of vapid cruelty to his tongue , playful but mean . lolth's . his own . does it matter ? he'd made it his own . ❝ did you think this was an attempt at hiding it ? ❞ as if to say : how poorly do you think of my skills ? it'd be an ambitious job , hiding something from one of the all-seeing . tricky . were he to attempt such a foolish thing , he'd at least try not to be mediocre .

tiny spiders crawl off him as a hook of nails clutches to the silken sheets splayed lazily over the lean shape of his body ; the bed creaks as he stands , unhurriedly , draping the lower half of him in the flimsy material as he steps out of his comfortable mattress . ❝ you know ... usually , i consider jealousy to be a base emotion , but it's quite endearing on you . ❞

[celenawrites]

fake marriage with Ghost on my mind rn...... 'marrying' Simon for a mission or maybe for protection, going undercover with him as you pretend to be his wife and he pretends to be madly in love with you....the domesticity that follows, the way he has his hands on your back as a protective gesture....the way he lends you a jacket when he notices you're cold in your flimsy little dress.....the way he's never had as much fun as he had with you, in a fake marriage of all things.....he cannot help but imagine what it'd be like if he actually was your husband....the fact that you make him wish, yearn to be yours......

[digitalagepulao]

soon............

[zantedeschia-praesul]

"Hi yourself, babe~"

Saseki doesn't stop his little ministrations, even going as far as kissing up his jaw and finally leaning close enough to kiss him full on the lips. He lets it linger just a little longer before gently pulling back with a sigh.

His own hands go up to wrap around Yuichi (or at least trying to in his position), nuzzling his neck the same way Yuichi would every so often. "Mmm I know you're cozy, but we gotta get up soon…or at least I gotta…"

Unless...

"...wonder what it takes to wake my clingy boyfriend up, hmm?" And he starts kissing his neck and collarbone again, this time sneaking a few harmless nips here and there.

As there was no further indication that Saseki might leave the bed, Yuichi had already started to laze back into slumber. So when he feels Saseki's lips along his neck, the groan he lets out is clearly barely awake.

He struggles to open his eyes, but even so his increasing consciousness is evident by Yuichi's arms tightening some around him, before one hand moves up his back, just reacting to the sensation. The almost-ticklish feeling of the kiss to his collarbone elicits a little shiver from him, and he finally gets his eyes open juuust a little.

"Mmm... Hello..."

[munsonology]

I’m so sick of America and Cory they so fuckin annoying is2g

And peep that lil she need saving shit from Felicia

She not slick!!!

[true-king-of-monsters]

Darcy: *Proposes to Elizabeth in a cold and callous way with no tact, but it comes from his heart, has a sense of honesty that also inadvertently offends Elizabeth, and becomes the most famous fuck up of a proposal.*

Ben Solo: Hold my beer!

[ifishouldvanish]

I have a few I can add!!

Fingersmith by Sarah Waters - I didn't include this one before bc I feel like a lot of people already know about it thanks to The Handmaiden film from 2016? But fam if u have not read this book bc you've been thinking "eh, I saw the handmaiden movie," You are missing the fuck out. The book is SO much more jaw-dropping than the film in the directions it takes you, in the twists it makes work, that you really MUST read it. holy fuck. I was frothing at the mouth for weeks is2g. Honestly tho, everything Sarah Waters writes is like... Epic. Slow paced, can be tough to get into, but... once things start poppin off it's like "😱😱😱"

The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir - so I was close to adding this before but decided not to because this series is... Very hard to follow past the first book. Like, I had to read books 2 and 3 with a fanwiki tab open to keep up with all the mind-bending shit going on?? But they're set in this... Space empire of necromancers?? And it's made up of 9 Houses, of which the most pitiable is the ninth, which deals in bone magic. ANYWAY the emperor summons the highest ranking necromancer and their cavelier from each house to participate in some hunger-games esque necromantic team building exercise in a haunted house, in which the 'winning' necromancer can attain the covetable status of Lyctorhood. Representing the 9th is Harrowhark Nonagesimus, the bitchiest goth to ever do it, and her cavelier Gideon Nav, the most lovable himbo jock lesbian you will ever meet. It's a childhood enemies to lovers situation, their backstory is uh... heavy af, but they forge such a beautiful bond and share MomentsTM that will haunt you for as long as you live. 4th and final book comes out soon!! Also shout out to the 6th house, we Stan 🙏

The Priory of The Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon - at 800+ pages, this book is intimidating as fuck but it is sooooo worth it. Follows three women (I think there's also a guy? iirc??) Anyway lady #1 is the ruler of a queendom that lives in fear of this big bad dragon that is prophesized to rise up and decimate them all. Lady #2 comes from a society that like, worships dragons, loves in harmony with them, and in which trained dragon riders are highly respected, etc. Lady #3 is a trained assassin/mage from a secret organization sworn to protect a magic tree? Or smth? I'm a little hazy on the specifics bc it's been a while but the tree and the queen are connected somehow, so the assassin lady goes undercover as her lady in waiting or whatever but haha oops, she gets a lil too close and they fall in love??? Anyway it's so fucking good, the world building is BANANAS, and book 2 just came out last month I think??

what is the best book you’ve ever read in ur entire life i need a book that will completely ruin my life hello please

[luckydxy]

---- ara getting shanked by else god-hater in skingrad ... mmmmm

[psychotickol-a]

          “  and  what  can  i  do  for  you,  little  witch ?  ”  kol asked without looking over his shoulder. after esther and finn’s failed efforts at wiping he and his family off of the face of the planet, kol had been tempted to leave the ill fated town of their becoming all those centuries ago but something had tethered him to the town. the witch -- a bennett, klaus had told him -- of that night she was what had stood out the most. stood out among the fires flames, his mothers self-righteous drivel and finn’s holier-than-thou wretchedness hadn’t been enough to cloud her from him. he had been able to feel the power of her magic, even crippled by his vampirism as he was and he had wondered how he may be able to approach her since he doubted that his siblings had left much room for a good first impression.

evidently however, it appeared that he didn’t have to come up with some elaborate way to convince her that he was different, bonnie bennett had come to him. kol turned to face her then, the mystic grill wasn’t nearly as busy as he had expected it to be but it was the middle of the day.  “ get  you  something ?  coffee ?  .  .  .  dinner ? ”  kol’s grin was boyish and cheeky as he leaned forward slightly, an unvoiced laughter help within his mouth.  “ i  promise  not  to  bite. ”  //  @redhoneyhq  plotted  starter  for  bonnie  bennett

[claws-and-wit]

bit tipsy on a bottle of captain Morgan's premade mai tai lads... livin my best life watching rom coms and shit

[flaringgoosebumps]

The fact that romantic dates are always foreshadowing something sad

Mike asks El to the snowball? She died (she came back tho❤️)

At the lil snowball dates?? Mind flayer be watching

Make out date? Then movie date? Same episode? Bruh shit finna go down

Billy and Karen ((puke vomit puke)) boy gets possessed instead

Hopper asks Joyce for date?? Bitchboy is stealing people and turning them into monster turds

ALEXAI IS KILLED ON HIS DATE WITH MURRAY #rude #homophobic

Joyce asks Hopper on a date? He fucking "dies" too (still lives #zombiedad)

El and Mike's lil roller rink date?? Death of their relationship annnnd shit went down with it too.

Lucas and Max plan date? She "dies" (better fucking bring her back is2g)

Anyway👀 why they do this

[saltminerising]

unless CG and their fans directly go to harass people for making rex2 inspired dragons and there's actual receipts of it (oh yeah, we haven't seen a single receipt for this yet have we), then WHO MCFUCKING CARES JESUS CHRIST. if you want the illegal protogen dragon that badly just fucking block the rex army users and make your goddamn RNG pixels the way you like and stop giving such a shit about these supposed white knights we have no proof of yet. tbh it sounds like y'all are the ones making a bigger stink over this than CG is. "idk man they just give me bad vibes bro" yeah that's fair, but also, where's your goddamn proof? and like... a potential xXx_RandomRexArmyShithead_xXx (fictional example) being a lil shit in your inbox going "WAAAAAAH YOU STOLE A REX DRAGON DAS ILLEGAL!!!1!11!!!!" shouldn't be indicative of how the majority of other rex army players will interact. there might be people in the rex army who are like "i got mine by following the rules but whatever bro if you make one without CG's permission i ain't gonna hatemob ya idrc". tldr my point is, grow the fuck up. nobody is gonna care if you do or don't make the rainbow scenekid dragon. the block button exists and I'm sure CG would be mature enough to just block rex2 copies if they showed up. if not, that's salt for another day, but if the tantrum hasn't happened yet then why are we all crying wolf about it? is2g this is the most boring salt all week. at least firedom stuff is interesting and has evidence.

[queer-quester]

Spoiler Warning for like almost all of the second episode of Starstruck Odyssey

OKAY SO I have no one I know who watches/cares about this and the first episode was hard enough but I've gotten to a certain point where I need to express my fucking bullshit internal monologue at all this nonsense so I'm sending it into the Tumblr void, starting with:

IS HIS REAL CHARACTER THE FUCKING PARASITE IM GONNA SCREAM

Rip anyone who was really attached to the Skipper lmao

I can't believe everyone was like wow, Zac is getting to unleash his inner cunt, just like with Lapin, he's breaking the mold from his usual character type- NO! xD we get that for one episode then back to lovely, slightly off but very amicable characters, Zac cannot play just a straight asshole for an entire campaign it's physically impossible the universe won't allow it

God they know, they KNOW the skipper has been body-jacked or some shit and they do not give a single fuck coz by god that funky lil parasite is so much nicer xD

The value of kindness my dudes lmao

"Can we have *insert ridiculous and/or dangerous thing here*?"

"OkAy" *shrugs*

"Roll an insight and deception check against yourself"

Ally: 'do a hotness roll?'

Brennan: *does a hotness roll, winces*

Brennan: 'shes stunning'

'im not gonna brush my teeth tonight just to feel something'

'i psychic dump ✨the feeling of being myself✨ onto you'

'i want to be able to want something without needing someone else to want it too and without thinking of a practical reason'

Cool welp I'm gonna go cry in a corner but everything is fine, Emily how dare you.

Take a shot everytime Brennan says 'want' if you want to die of alcohol poisoning

'gunnie doesn't really own anything because anything he owns is taken by the people he owes money to' LOU IS2G MAN

Do you think like the D20 team were seeing all that love for Skipper after the first ep and just 👀😅 because they knew the second episode was basically just gonna be 'yeah so actually he's a dick, fuck that guy'

(Like I ain't mad at it personally tbh, I think loveable assholes should be loveable in the context of the universe they preside, not just from an outside perspective and like I get it was only one episode but he wasn't seeming too loveable tbh with the way things were going)

Parasite!Skip just saying 'youre important' to Margaret?

IM SOBBING, I love him

You gotta love the like classic 'abstract alien perception' thingie Brendan and Zac have going like, "there is a build up of some internal secretion in your lower appendages" Brennan, my dude, my guy, what the FUCK does that mean xD

Brennan: "You can see your eyes are getting kinda bloodshot"

Zac: "Oh am I forgetting to blink?"

Brennan (who definitely meant he's getting tired): 👀😈 "give me a check to find out"

THE SECRETION IS LACTIC ACID IN HIS QUADS COZ THE DUMB BITCH HASNT SAT THE FUCK DOWN

I love this, truly a crew full of dumbasses and Margret who is I think getting dumber by association, yes, this is how it should be

YES SID! ENJOY YOUR EXPLOSIONS BABY I LOVE YOU!

Right on!!!

I could listen to Mr Mulligan describe fantasy planets all day man, yes please tell me more about the blood red gas giant with swirling diamond dust I'm utterly enamored with this good good visual imagery caressing my brain

(channels Zelda) YES 👏 SID 👏 FEEEEL 👏 IIIIIITTTT!!!! 👏

I would fucking die for Sundry Sidney my poor baby (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Margret's Reddit account:

One post of really important whistleblower documents totally exposing her company and calling for a revolution

Another post (only a day after the first one) that is just a neck down nude selfie

*Guy selling sandwiches asking if Riva has a mouth and a butthole*

The cast: oh no it's a sex thing!

*Guy coming to the conclusion that Riva can eat a sandwich*

The cast: oh, it's a… sandwich thing?

Someone teach Riva about lying please, the poor babey

Put your tongue AWAY sir (can't believe I was saying that to Lou and not Brennan xD)

(Not that Brennan kept his tongue in this this episode, I think I'm just desensitized at this point)

Gunnie on a high is a delight

THE 'MY FARTS SMELL AWESOME' CLIP FROM THE TRAILER WAS HIM COVERING FOR AN (EXPENSIVE) PERFUME BOMB THAT SID UNLEASHED!?

'we didn't take names coz we didn't ask them'

The commitment to them all making it so much worse. I've never seen a group of people collect so many disadvantages on their rolls by just being unapologetically ridiculous

The sudden fucking SWITCH between them all cry laughing at the table and then Brennan saying that one thing about the Barrys and Murph's face just drops, all signs of joy VANISHED

Okay I know we've never met this Princeps Zorch but I think Margret should date them

OH!? Lucienne is nearby? 👀

JUST THE THREE OF THEM CLOBBERING A GUY THAT HASNT EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO STAND UP

He managed to make one (1) dramatic threat then they all fuckin beat the shit out of him xD

Episode ends and their ship is still utterly fucked, beautiful

If I sounded insane this whole time i blaming it on the fact that the episodes released at midnight for me

[jackrrabbit]

🤍 Haikyuu WIP excerpts

preview post for hq because recently i showed sara a list of my works in progress and she laughed at me and then made a dn joke like this is 2015 or something. we got:

🤍 communal property /// ushijima x f!reader x tendou 🤍 sunshower /// atsumu x f!reader x osamu 🤍 corporate ethics /// kuroo x f!reader

anyway these are all terrible first drafts and i'm not sorry. however i am very very into these pieces and if you're interested in seeing them finished, you should tell me fr fr

🤍 communal property /// Ushijima x f!Reader x Tendou

Summary: Tendou shares everything with Ushijima—his food, his dorm room, even the AVs he likes. Why not his girlfriend, too?

Tags/warnings: poly relationship in progress (only you and Tendou are dating at this point), mild suggestiveness ??, s*ze k*nk

Status: 10k words written (holy fuck lol) out of ~11k total? this bitch better get finished is2g

After the match, your voice is hoarse from screaming but you still manage to yell congratulations for your boyfriend when you meet him and Ushijima outside the locker room in the stadium. You’re pumped on the adrenaline of the game, so you don’t even protest like you usually would when Tendou picks you up in the middle of your hug and lifts you off the ground effortlessly. “How was I? Awesome, right? I told you we would beat them!”

“You did, you so did—“ Even though your throat hurts, you can’t help gushing about every rally, every soul-crushing block, every impossible spike. “—and then the guy on the left thought he was clear to shoot it but you just—“ You throw your arms in the air and mime hitting the ball down like a blocker. “Wha-bam!—and the look on his face! I thought he was going to punch you!”

Tendou laughs and lays a sloppy kiss on your cheek, just as thrilled as you are by the win. “You really liked it that much? I thought you weren’t into sports.”

“I loved it! You were so cool! I can’t believe I’m dating someone so cool!” You wrap your legs around his back and hug his face close to yours, reveling in the fact that this weirdo belongs to you wholly and entirely, that you get to have him to yourself (well, other than his roommate). “And I’m not into sports, I’m into you.”

Tendou smiles in a way that makes the sides of his eyes crinkle up and little red patches bloom over his cheeks, a look that says, I like you so much (Y/N), I like you I like you I like you, except he’s probably trying not to be mushy like that since Ushijima is standing off to the side.

You feel a little bad for ignoring him (no one likes being the third wheel, even if he never shows signs of caring) so when Tendou sets you down you turn to Ushijima. “And you! Holy shit, Tendou said you were good, but I didn’t know you were that good. The ball when you hit it was super loud—honestly, how are your hands okay? If I hit it that hard I’d probably break something.”

“My hands are fine…this is normal for me.”

But just because you’ve got them here in front of you and you’re still pumped from the exhilaration of the win, you can’t help grabbing Ushijima’s hand and flipping it palm-up to inspect. True to his word, there’s no redness, just the calluses he’s built up on his long fingers. “Wow.”

“You don’t need to worry about Wakatoshi,” Tendou tells you, grinning and then making a face. “He’s a monster, he can handle it.”

“No kidding. You’re both monsters.” You put the base of your palm up against Ushijima’s to gauge the size of his hand against yours, and without prompting Tendou grabs your other hand to press against his own. Tendou’s fingers are a bit longer, but Ushijima’s are…thicker, more solid. Your hands look like a little kid’s in comparison. “Can I be honest? Half the time I was thinking I actually feel bad for the other team. If I had to take on both of you at the same time, I’d probably cry.”

You’re (mostly) joking, but it’s still a complete shock when you see the side of Ushijima’s mouth curl up a tiny bit. You’ve known each other for months at this point, but you’ve never seen him smile until now. Half of you is wondering if this is some kind of optical illusion caused by the atmosphere and the dim light of the stadium cutting through the evening, but the other half of you enjoys it. You made Ushijima smile. You did that.

“Don’t sell yourself short, (Y/N).” Ushijima says, tipping his head to the side.

“Yeah!” Tendou chimes in, resting his chin on top of your head and folding his arms around your neck from his place behind you. “I’m sure you could take both of us. Right, Wakatoshi?”

So that’s probably a sign.

🤍 sunshower /// Atsumu x f!Reader x Osamu

Summary: [Kitsune AU] You find an old Ō-Inari shrine in the woods that may not be as abandoned as it looks.

Tags/warnings: Shinto religion, this preview is biased toward tsumu oops, yearning/soft vibes

Status: 3.9k words written out of 5–6k? total

Atsumu was the one who found you.

That’s how he likes to talk about it, that he found you, like you’d still be wandering around lost in the woods if it weren’t for him. Osamu thinks you would have found your way back home eventually but Atsumu likes it better this way, this framing that makes it seem like they saved you.

It’s hard for him to tell time linearly the way humans do but you mention once that you’ve known them for a year and that seems to fit. It’s spring now, almost barely tipping into summer, and it was spring when Atsumu found you. He remembers because of the way it was raining: light and tender, a summer rain early in the season, each little drop tapping off a leaf and then rolling into the forest bed to be eaten up by the grass and the soil.

Atsumu likes the rain, likes the sweet earthy smell it makes and the way the plants look so lush and green and alive, like they’d bleed if he sunk his teeth into them. He was out in the woods because of the rain ('Samu was in the shrine, as usual, attempting to set buckets under the millions of holes in the roof so the rainwater wouldn’t pool and rot through the wood underneath). But Atsumu was half asleep in a tree when he heard you crashing through the undergrowth, tripping over ferns and snapping every twig in your path (thought ya might be a bear, he tells you later, that’s how loud ya were) but he wouldn’t really have woken up if he hadn’t heard you singing.

(The odd thing is, you weren’t actually singing. You remember that day as vividly as they do: the warm, humid air making your skin feel sticky under your yellow raincoat; the tiny raindrops filtering through the canopy and kissing your cheeks; the ink feathering out on the damp xerox of the old map you found in your great-aunt’s attic so you could barely make out the “X” that was supposed to mark the location of the lost Inari shrine… You were cursing how stupid you’d been to go on a wild goose chase into the mountains with no cell service and no marked trail to look for a shrine that no one had seen in decades. You definitely weren’t singing.)

But Atsumu remembers it differently. No matter how many times you explain that you were just talking to yourself, when he replays the sound of your voice back then (reaching and lilting and falling, the way the birds talk to each other in the early morning, except the music of it was poured into syllables and words), it sounds like you’re singing. He wasn’t sure at first, hadn’t heard a voice that wasn’t Osamu’s in so many years that he gets tired counting them, but then he saw you push into view from between two bushes and he thought, a human!

A girl, too—it was hard to say at first because you were wearing that weird, slick jacket of yours, so bright yellow it was like an oversized flower blooming out of the grass, but then you tilted your head up to feel the rain on your face and the hood fell down and he knew. Not just a human, a girl! Atsumu wanted to yell for Osamu, make him come and confirm that there was a person wandering around not a mile from the shrine. A real person! Singing and smiling and wiping the rain off her cheeks (does that mean you like the rain, just like he does? did you come out to feel it too?) But he also wanted to surprise Osamu so he hid his tails and his ears and came down from the tree and asked if you had lost your way in the forest, since you were so far from any path…

When you think back on this yourself you’re amazed that you just went with him: a strange boy (man?) wearing a fox mask and traditional Shinto priest robes, which were somehow pristine white and red despite him having appeared from nowhere in the middle of a dense forest, who told you he had no idea what direction the village was but he could take you to the Inari shrine you’d been searching for…well. Maybe you were too surprised to be wary, or maybe you were just exhausted and lost. But you like to think you had a sense of it even then, the irrational belief that the boy in the woods was not just a boy in the woods.

Atsumu thinks you knew. Humans always understand, even when they try not to… He remembers, he took your hand that day in the forest and you saw that the claws on his fingers were too long to be human, and you said nothing because on some level you already felt it. Your skin was cool then, smooth and damp from the rain; he wanted to stop, run his hands up your arms, touch the places on your face where your mouth had been turned up at the corners and press his fingers into your cheeks.

🤍 corporate ethics /// Kuroo x f!Reader

Summary: [Office AU] The new junior marketing associate just happens to be Kuroo’s favorite camgirl, and he’s having trouble keeping his hands to himself.

Tags/Warnings: boss/employee, businessman!Kuroo as a reformed player, camgirl reader, this excerpt has a lil bit of 18+ content 👀

Status: 1.2k words written out of 4k? words total

Kuroo doesn’t watch porn.

It’s not, like, a moral principle or something. He has nothing against pornography. As far as he knows, it’s perfectly normal for single men. He just doesn’t like it…unless it’s you.

When he was in school it was easy. Being a teenager meant being so flooded with hormones that a warm breeze could get him up, and the adrenaline rush of winning a game was better than any big-titted porn actress faking moans into a shit-quality boom mic. Sure, he watched porn back then (what teenage boy didn’t?), but it was more out of curiosity than necessity. It was all kind of a mystery at that point, the way it can only be when you’re a clueless virgin and you and all your friends are too busy practicing for the next game to get girls.

Somehow Bokuto was the first one in their friend group to lose his virginity, and the memory of the dumbass self-consciously describing the experience has been lodged in Kuroo’s brain for the 10+ years since. “It was…I don’t know. She smelled good. You know how girls always smell good?” Bokuto’s hands twitched and his face was pink. “It’s just really…soft.”

Soft was right, Kuroo would reflect when he got laid for the first time a few months later. Soft, warm, wet. Sex was awkward at first, but before he knew it it was more natural than breathing.

It didn’t change much after high school, either. He didn’t get into volleyball for the groupies, but they didn’t hurt. There were girls when he played for his college team, more girls when he joined a business frat, so many girls he couldn’t keep track…they blurred together after a while. It didn’t take effort. You don’t need game when you’re 6’2 and you’re in the gym 40 hours a week, and you definitely don’t need porn.

So he never got into it. Now that he’s promoting volleyball instead of playing, things are more complicated. Kuroo’s never been the type who expects things to fall in his lap, but there are so many rules when it comes to dating in the real world. Good morning texts, anniversaries, flowers, parents. It’s exhausting. One time—seriously, just one time—Kuroo misses his girlfriend’s birthday to go watch a Jackals game, and the next time he sees her she throws her drink on him in public and keys his car. After that, Kuroo decides that until he’s ready to settle down there will be no more girlfriends. Which means no more reliable sex. Which means resorting to porn.

Which means you.

You, batting your eyelashes at the camera and biting the side of your lip. You, purring and mewing like a kitten. You, lying back on your pretty pink bedsheets in your pretty pink lingerie, sliding your hands between your legs. It takes Kuroo a full month to decide to pay for access to your website (Kenma’s unsolicited recommendation) but it takes less than five minutes for him to upgrade access to premium. You look like a wet dream—no, you look like the centerfold of every dirty magazine Kuroo managed to get his hands on when he was younger. Pristine and alluring and so deliciously out of reach.

And you make it so simple. No delicate emotional games with rules Kuroo never bothered to learn. No pretending to care how your day was. You untie the little bows on the side of your panties and lick your fingers and Kuroo just has to take his dick out and watch you. Getting off hasn’t been this easy for him since college. You’re a camgirl, you exist on his computer screen, and that’s how he likes it.

Which makes it a lot more awkward when Kuroo finds out that the only woman he’s gotten off to in the past…year, maybe?…somehow just got hired in JVA’s sports promotion department as his junior associate.

Your prim work blouse is buttoned up to the collar and your makeup is different, but he knows it’s you. You have to tell him your name twice because he’s too stunned to respond the first time, and even then he can’t summon up more of a response than a curt nod because his mouth tastes like dirt.

You smile a little awkwardly at his cool reception, and the hand you’d extended out to shake swings back down to your side. “Um, the guy at HR said he sent up my info yesterday…I’ll be working directly underneath you?”

Directly underneath me. Kuroo is taking a sip of his coffee when you say this. He doesn’t spit it out, but it’s close.

[beepbeepmfkr]

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[kirayamidemon]

I hope yall are happy and proud of yourselves, you lil troublemakers.

Yall know who you are