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Looking at predictions for Dino Entei: half are super cute and would probably make it my fifth favourite out of the Paradox Legendaries (after Iron Leaves, Walking Wake, Iron Crown and Robo Terrakion and before Raging Bolt) and the other half are just wtf. Basically, if it’s a stegosaurus, triceratops or ankylosaurus (and I’m sure it’ll definitely be one of the three) it’ll be really cute and I’ll regret being mean to the Past Paradox Pokémon, otherwise Jesus fucking Christ! What have you done to my baby Entei?
Looking at predictions for Robo Terrakion: good to see I’m not the only one predicting orange lights. Also there are about three and none of them give it the armour that Iron Leaves and Iron Crown have. And why is the Paradox Terrakion tag on Tumblr empty when the Paradox Entei tag isn’t? This is an offence!
#paradox entei#paradox terrakion#someone has to start the tag#and after discovering that I feel the need to spam that tag#the sad thing is most of my posts about Robo Terrakion are also gonna be about Dino Entei#so I’m still gonna be contributing to the other tag (because it’ll annoy me otherwise)#luckily I love the Future Paradox Pokémon enough I can probably make a post about Robo Terrakion without it being about Dino Entei#this just isn’t the post#btw I hope Dino Entei has purple as a feather/spike colour like WW’s orange gradient and RB’s red claw fluff#yeah I’ve sorta decided to treat spike/feather colour as the theme colours for the Past Paradox Pokémon#because the glowing energy panels are definitely the Future Paradox Pokémon’s theme colours#to be fair I think I’m being a little mean ranking Dino Entei and Robo Terrakion before they’ve been announced#and I think if Dino Entei is cute then it may be the one Past Paradox Pokémon I like more than the corresponding Future Paradox Pokémon#out of the Legendaries getting Paradox’d Entei is actually my favourite and Terrakion is now my fourth favourite#(it was my least favourite then it grew on me and I realised how weird Cobalion looked also Raikou isn’t my taste either)
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
#rambling#seen wp go ‘they’re mismembering their history is all-‘#as if they’d know more than the actual Japanese people#comments on ever post about yasuke are full of racist wp arguing with Japanese ppl and telling them that yasuke was a ‘nobody slave’#while Japanese ppl are just like ‘well anyway-‘ on their asses it’s kind of embarrassing#the guy is literally an historical figure bro#how are you mad that everyone from a country that you have such an unhealthy interest in isn’t as racist as you are??? that’s what it’s#giving#I’m sure there are lots of Japanese ppl being racist af too#since antiblackness is global and everyone has a problem with black people simply existing but#they hate us too but 😭#it’s just#expect full blown kkk bullshit as soon as a black character pokes their head out from around the curtain#antiblackness#I see white ppl cry about yasuke every other month man#or at least once a year on Twitter
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I just love love love that there’s a guy wandering about Dungeon Meshi going, ‘but what are the socioeconomic and geopolitical consequences of this fantasy quest adventure, both while it’s ongoing and after its inevitable completion?! The skillset required to find and kill a Mad Mage is different than that required to responsibly, benevolently and effectively rule a kingdom. I personally must either find a good candidate, somehow make one, or, most likely, take on the whole Mageslayer/King role myself.” Except he doesn’t have the first skillset, and his whole party keeps dying while these highly competent chucklefucks wander past, kill and eat the monster, and save their bodies for the nth time. Kabru would demand to know if Aragorn is familiar with Gondorin tax law. His isekai energy is off the charts, because this is all exactly what I would do if dropped into a fantasy quest adventure, right down to repeatedly dying due to not actually being suited to the genre conventions.
#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#delicious in dungeon#IMPORTANT REMINDER that Aragorn IS familiar with Gondorin tax law albeit likely out of date#thanks to his time as thorongil serving in the court of ecthelion (denethor’s father)#this isn’t relevant to the post at all; I just want to be clear on the topic otherwise#now laios…has probably paid taxes if that’s a thing dungeon adventurers do. he’s a law-abiding kinda guy#he’s never met a geopolitical concept in his life though
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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i think a lot of people (especially those who haven’t read the books) are underestimating Hades
yes, he presents as the sassy queer uncle who’s done with his family’s drama, but he’s not “just some guy”
when his Helm is stolen, no one knows about it. he uses his own resources and orchestrates a plan to bring Percy to the underworld alive, all while managing an entire freaking kingdom
he doesn’t threaten war because he doesn’t have to and he knows it. unlike Zeus, he keeps a level head and thinks about the situation logically
think about Percy’s priorities throughout the show, look at what the flashbacks are teaching us about him and his relationship with others. think logically. this is a 12 year old kid who grew up with a single mom and no friends
his priority is his mom, it’s always been his mom and Hades knows that. Percy’s worst fear is losing his mother and Hades uses that against him
he takes Sally before Poseidon claims Percy because he has eyes everywhere. he already knew who Percy was and he already had a plan formed before Percy even set foot in camp
when he greets Percy and Grover he isn’t surprised, relieved, or agitated because he planned this. he knew that Percy would come to him whether by force or by his own choice (for my book readers, think about this in comparison to how Zeus reacts to the situation. Zeus comes off as desperate and angry, whereas Hades is at ease. annoyed, sure, but never panicked)
when he offers them pomegranate juice it’s in the guise of politeness and humour but it has an underlying meaning. Percy knows the stories about Hades and Hades knows that he knows. the pomegranate juice is a reminder, it’s Hades demonstrating his power without outright threatening Percy. it’s him going “I can make something as small as a pomegranate seed into a weapon” it’s him asserting his dominance and control over the situation
he leads them to a seating area clearly made for their arrival. another reminder that he knew they were coming and Sally stands, frozen in the middle of it as a reminder of what they have to lose
when he learns that it’s Kronos behind the robberies he immediately offers sanctuary to Percy, Grover, and his mom. Kronos, the king of titans, the father of all Gods, and a being who could once tear the world in two with the snap of his fingers, wants Percy, and Hades offers to protect him because he’s that powerful
so yes, Hades makes dad jokes and he talks in a way you wouldn’t expect an all-powerful being to talk, but he isn’t “just some guy”
he’s powerful, he knows it, and he shows just enough of that power to absolutely terrify Percy
#the only reason percy is able to stand up to him (leave without his mom) is because he can see that hades isn’t bad#he can see that hades actually cares about people and that he won’t kill him when he tries to leave#otherwise he never would have tried to leave in the first place#because hades makes it very clear just how powerful he is#hades pjo#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#long post
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
#i know I’ve made posts like this before but like#it amazes me#I’ve never used tiktok but I find this shit hilarious#just me things#text post#writing#booktok cringe#shitpost#this isn’t a real book btw I made this up
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yknow i think their cloak should be a little stained actually. just a little.
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#i mean come on. they sleep on grass regularly.#and you know his ass isn’t washing that cloak thoroughly enough to get grass stains out#the only reason why no one’s pointed it out is because everything’s in greyscale#anyways WOO sif color headcanons!! yipeee!!#i would’ve posted the greyscaled version but it’s not that exciting#these are all from like. a month ago. i just forgot to post them#i should really draw him more honestly i love coloring his clothes#the Gradience are fun to make
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No cartoons today. I am full of surprises
#disco elysium#Kim Kitsuragi#harrier du bois#harry du bois#Whatever duuude.#I haven’t painted anything other than you know what in… too long#So I was conflicted on which account to post this on. We land here#sorry. Most of my art isn’t even cartoons. This account just gets the brute of dumping
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Kataang Week—Day 3: Parenting/First-Time Parents
#if you’re wondering why one of them is colored while the other isn’t i just have to say#don’t worry about it❤️#real talk tho i just forgot and didn’t realize it till i got ready to post them just now soweee!!!#atla#kataang#my art#avatar the last airbender#a:tla#avatar: the last airbender#artists on tumblr#kataang week#kataang week 2024#lok#legend of korra#kataang fanart#kataang family#tenzin#bumi ii#kya ii
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#biblically accurate eliot spencer#eliot spencer#leverage#leverage redemption#humor#memes#eliot spencer memes#mine#guys guys GUYS#I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN MAKE SPEECH BUBBLES DIRECTLY ONTO THE PHOTOS APP#I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE NOW#NO MORE PHOTOSHOP MIX APP CRASHING EVERY TWO MINUTES I FEEL BLESSED#movelikekeithrichards#this isn’t even a queue post. I got so excited I had to post it immediately#popular posts#1k#2k#3k#4k
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Discuss
#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit#also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it#zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both#mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk#mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao#kaya posts#hermitcraft#1k
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the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome
#hey please don’t tag this as hp characters it makes me very uncomfortable#and if you Really feel like you need to please just block me after#elli rambles#tropes#love how I keep making posts like this. bestie maybe it’s time to acknowledge being a ‘good’ character isn’t determined by#fitting into tropes…..#(<- will continue to make posts like this)#breached containment (derogatory)
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pearl and cleo have whatever the opposite of the red soulmate string is
#they’re like joel and scott but better#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#trafficblr#hermitblr#life series#traffic series#hermitcraft#guys i need a new life series so bad i don’t care i need it by july. need it injected in my bones Immediately#i know the pearl cleo thing isn’t new it’s just that pearl mentioned it on stream which inspired me to make this post
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One of my least favorite responses to discussions about arophobia in fiction is “That character isn’t aromantic though! They’re just a psychopath/sociopath/narcissist/[insert relevant stigmatized disorder here]”. Being aromantic and having a personality disorder — including ASPD or NPD — are not mutually exclusive. The trope of “This person doesn’t feel love, therefore they are evil” doesn’t stop being arophobic the moment it’s directed towards a character with a personality disorder (yes, even if they have one of the “scary” personality disorders). Ableism and arophobia often intersect in this way, and that doesn’t make the arophobia any less arophobic
#aro#aromantic#this is a pro- pwNPD and pwASPD post just in case that wasn’t clear#“they don’t feel love because they’re a sociopath! so it isn’t arophobic to imply their inability to feel love makes them evil!” fuck you!#it isn’t suddenly less arophobic just because it’s also ableist ffs
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saw someone on here the other day say that we don’t need aromantic and asexual representation in media because that’s a “sanitized” identity like BITCH WHAT????? IF YOU CAN ONLY SEE ASPEC PEOPLE AS CHILDREN THAT IS A YOU PROBLEM.
#also. these people should know that sex isn’t the ONLY THING being queer is about. same for romance.#it IS something but it’s not for everyone nor does everyone have the same feelings on it#just. ugh#tw aphobia#aromantic#asexual#arospec#ace spec#aspec representation#aspec rep#aggie posts
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my babygirls oh how i love them and their joy
#superior ship btw#their height difference isn’t shown#but just know emf is huge- tall even#evbo is short talk to the wall#(average male height)#evbo is a golden retriever boyfriend#so full of energy and joy and whimsy#emf is wet cat#pathetic wet cat that purrs at the thought of evbo…#yes yes nods nods#anyways#my post#my art#etc#etc etc#pkciv#parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#evbo#emf#evbo’s master friend#evbo fanart#parkour yaoi#emf fanart#mavbo#mavbo fanart
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