#this joke is so shitty im terribly sorry

[kawareo]

The Ambulonce

[lvcky-g1rl-syndr0me]

could you write a quick thing abt hoon and comfort? like the s/o and hoon had an argument and then he makes it up to her. idk if it makes sense but hoon has been running thru my mind lately (never forgetting riki ofc tho)

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missed date (request) ♪ park sunghoon

warnings: fluff, comfort, angst if you squint REALLY hard, pet names (angel, babe), gender neutral reader, really bad humor (its completely me), mentions of cuddling, hoon is so sweet :(, i think thats all!

this wasn’t the idea y/n had for the night. it was supposed to be the perfect night. sunghoon was supposed to come over and they were going to cook together and watch movies. that was until he didn’t show up. as y/n ignored the pinging phone, all from sunghoon trying to apologize and explain. the texts ended suddenly, but soon after, a thud comes from the window. what was that? they wonder. they look out the window to see their boyfriend outside, another rock in his hand ready to throw at the window. they open it and yell down at him “what the hell are you doing here sunghoon?”. “to apologize. please let me in y/n it’s really cold. i know im an ice skater and you call me elsa, but the cold does in fact bother me anyway”. they smile faintly at their boyfriends joke. “fine, i’ll be down in a second. go to the door” he smiles up at them as they close the window. they open the door and are immediately pulled into sunghoons arms. "i'm so sorry angel i didn't mean to forget. vocal practice ran late and i was just so tired that i went straight back to the dorm and fell asleep and i didn't wake up to my alarm-" he rambles on trying to explain himself for skipping their date. y/n couldn't help but smile at his adorable, apologetic state. "hey, it's okay hoon. don't worry" they say. "its not okay! you're upset and i'm such a shitty boyfriend!" they feel bad for him as he clearly felt terrible for the accident. they calmly explain to him "babe, im not upset. it was an innocent mistake. i'd much rather you get rest and accidentally miss our date, then not get rest and come tired or completely forget and we fight. its okay. i'm not mad.". "are you sure you're not mad?" he asks. "not at all" they say, smiling faintly at their worried boyfriend. he responds with a smile back, the adorable fangs that had charmed y/n peeking through. "come on, i expect serious cuddles after our missed date" y/n half jokes, "i couldn't think of a better way to make it up to you" sunghoon replies, the adoring tone clear in his voice. he loved his partner, and he couldn't think of a better way to spend his night then cuddling and watching movies with the person he loved most in this world.

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[ifimdreaming]

Can we go now?

Luke Hughes x Reader || angst, some fluff

summary: Luke brings you to a dinner party filled with misogynistic men and bad booze, and feels really bad about.

author’s note: this is very rushed but i hope you enjoy it anyway! love you

word count: 1.0k

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“how much longer lukey?..” you grab onto his arm and lean into him, quietly asking into his ear. “I know… i'm sorry, it’s only been a couple hours babe..but we can leave if you really need” He replies kindly, knowing how much you both hate dinner parties like this. 

It wasn’t often that your boyfriend invited you to these events so you just nod in response, knowing he needs to be here for work and, also, not wanting to be the one to make him leave early.

Normally it isn’t too terrible, and there are moments for you two to sneak away from crowds and quietly sit together at a table and just enjoy the night. But tonight was different, it was non stop talking and mingling, Luke trying to be as professional as possible around borderline rude men making bad jokes and slightly misogynistic comments, not caring that you are standing right there.

 And for the most part you were doing your best fake smiles and laughs, but the comments just kept getting worse and worse as the conversations progressed.

 After having dinner and moving outside for watered down cocktails, you go to refill your drink, needing an escape, and leaving Luke with a group of mostly strangers for a moment. Looking over at him from the bar, you can just tell from his face that he is getting tired and probably more and more irritable as the time passes. 

A moment later you feel a small brush against your back as you’re sitting at the bar and a hand rests against your thigh. “Ok i’ll have a drink and then we’re out of here” Luke sighs out as he takes a seat beside you. He rests his head in his hand, closing his eyes for a moment and you reach up to comb your fingers through the hair on the back of his head.

“Ok…just please promise me you won’t get sucked into another endless conversation about the playoffs again?” 

“trust me, i wanted out of that conversation just as much as you did” he retorts back defeatedly. You both knew your moods were worsening when you started to get nippy and sarcastic with each other. 

You sit in silence for a moment while Luke is finishing his drink and you start to swirl the ice in your empty glass, needing to finish your drink even if it was the worst cocktail you’ve ever had in your life.

“Im really sorry i dragged you here, i just hate coming to these things…thought it would be at least a little more bearable with you around…” he looks down, “i didn't know it would be this…shitty” he begins to rub his thumb over your thigh slowly and you can tell by his tone that he truly feels bad about tonight and how everyone was treating you, knowing there are so many other things you two would rather be doing on a friday night.

“luke im just thankful we get to spend time together tonight” you start, “i'm glad you asked me to come with you” you say reassuringly. 

You look up at him with a small smile and place a gentle kiss on his lips, he leans in and brings a hand up to your face, cupping your jaw. You pull away and press a few soft kisses on his cheek, making him crack his first smile all night.

Just as Luke finishes his drink, you see two men walking towards the both of you sitting at the bar and you nudge Luke’s arm to warn him, not wanting to get trapped in conversation again. 

Luke quickly swivels on his seat and goes to stand up, grabbing your arm to help you down from your stool. He places some cash on the bar beside your empty glasses and you start towards the door, opposite the people walking your way.

“Luke Hughes! If it isn’t the newest new jersey devil!” a man in a dark grey suit and receding hairline creeps up behind Luke, “How bout’ we have a drink outside!” he says almost demandingly. 

“Sorry we’re actually heading out-” you try to interrupt, getting tired of staying quiet all night.  “Oh it will just be a minute” the man insists as he steps forward placing a hand on Luke’s back to nudge him towards the patio outside where more people were. This causes your hand to disconnect from Luke’s as the man begins speaking to Luke, completely ignoring you. 

“Actually she said we’re leaving” Luke defends, grabbing your hand and moving past the man. 

“Nice meeting you” he says sarcastically as we start to walk away and you swear you hear the man cursing under his breath at you as Luke pulls you by the hand, angrily marching towards the exit. 

“yeah this fucking sucked. no one’s treating you like that ever again.” he says as you make your way to the parking garage. “hey ..lukey…” you say and he turns around to face you as you’re both standing by the passenger side of his car “i'm so sorry about them” he says and crashes his lips on yours, his hands on both sides of your hips as he walks backwards, your back leaning on the side of his car as he makes out with you. 

You reach your hand up and run it along his chest and he leans down to place kisses across your neck. He places his hands on either side of your face and looks at you, “promise ill m-make it up to you..” he says remorsefully, hoping this night hasn’t upset you too much.

 “-Baby! Its ok! Its not your fault” you reassure through giggles and his eyebrows relax after seeing that your mood has lifted. 

“Honestly i’m just glad we’re finally leaving” his hands are still on your face and you grab his wrists, bringing them down, “Can we go now?” you say smiling at your sweet boyfriend as he looks back at you with loving eyes. 

“Of course”

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[kumezyzo]

hellooo! can you write something about breaking up w bf!sapnap?

im not joking when i say i got two seperate asks for this. and im all for it. i made sap seem like a huge asshole in this btw. like, so insanely shitty that its almost out of character/it probably is.

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

it built up slowly over time. once the honeymoon phase had passed, you two were comfortable. and then you two needed a break. he needed breathing room and you need to reevaluate where you wanted this relationship to go. when before you could see yourself marrying him, growing old with him, having a family with him, now you just saw his flaws.

he didnt know why but he felt bored. it hurt him to admit to himself. and it hurt even more having to tell his friends about it. the same friends that had grown to love you and you had grown to love aswell.

"you're... bored?" dream asked his best friend, looking at him like he was crazy. "of a person?"

nick winced as he heard it out loud for the first time. he looked at george who looked at him in complete concern.

"it sounds worse when you put it like that..." nick responded. he rubbed at his eyes.

"it was that bad to begin with," george said shaking his head.

during the break, you felt as if you two had broken up. and the longer it went on, the more he acted like you two actually had. and it really solidified it when he started talking to other people.

you didnt think he was doing it seriously. maybe it was just to make you jealous, maybe he did stoop that low. but then you saw how how george and dream were just as confused as you.

he really did try to hide it from you. from everyone. but no ones perfect.

"nick, who are you texting?" dream asked over his shoulder, startling him. he looked at dream with wide eyes.

"what the fuck are you doing?" he asked defensively. you looked up from where you were sitting at the kitchen island to the other two on the couch. he glanced at you before looking back at his best friend.

"i was just trying to scare you..." dream said walking towards you in the kitchen confused. he had gone upstairs to get his laptop to show you something. "but really, who were you texting?"

"your mom, thats who,"

when you found it he was talking to someone, you couldnt help but feel terrible at the idea that he had already gotten over you.

you walked into your old shared bedroom, nervously avoiding eye contact with your ex-boyfriend. he looked at you blankly as you stood there with your arms crossed, trying to find words to say.

he was sat up in bed, looking up from his phone at you. "...whats up?"

"we can agree we're not together anymore? like... this isnt gonna work out, right?" you continued to stare at your socks as you waited for the heart breaking answer. but you couldn't hold it in and looked up to see his face.

he looked small and deep in thought. he glanced down at his phone screen and back up at you.

"why are you thinking about it?" you ask offendedly. "im asking to make sure we're on the same page here. it wasnt an actual fucking question."

your words rang through the air. he sat there, hearing them play over in his head. it was like he was suddenly understanding the situation. he replayed your relationship, remembering how much he loved you. how happy he was.

im sorry if this seems all over the place. this idea was a lot more elaborate in my mind. but i didnt wanna make it longer. sorry...

if you want a longer version, it would take a while for me to get it out. im gonna be super busy for a while so domt expect as frequent uploads. im also in a lowkey bad mood rn so... im sorry if this is kinda dry. -nony

[thegreatimpersonator]

i'm sorry if this makes me sound like i'm overreacting or something, but i truly can't get over the way swifties have already turned the m*tty thing into just some blip, some month that aged us all or whatever, some shitty rebound bc "everyone makes bad choices". she made the choice to be incredibly public with a man who was doing nazi salutes and admitting he watched porn of black women being brutalized (among so much more). and then when fans of color talked about how upset we were, she doubled down. called it "cancel culture" or whatever. like..... did everyone collectively forget about that? everyone 'makes bad decisions especially after brutal breakups' is such a shitty excuse like do we ?? make decisions to date gross men who go against every moral we claim to have ?? who is "everyone" ??

idk as a fan of color that entire thing still hurts and what has hurt even more is seeing swifties rationalize it or act like it wasn't that big of a deal like 'omg she's so chaotic look what she put us through that month'. i have loved her for so long and i thought she also cared about her fans similarly that was a moment where i really was slapped in the face with the reality that it may be a show and she may actually not care as much as she says she does. and it's so painful for white fans to try to tell me i'm overreacting or wrong or don't know/care about her.

you're so right and as soon as the news of the breakup came out i said how everyones gonna diminish all of it and make it look small and even joke about it. taylor publicly dated a vocal bigot who said slurs and did so many terrible things. and when there was valid pushback, she made it into some 'im a grown women who can do what she wants, why are a mans actions blamed on the women' white feminism bullshit. she enabled racist, ableist, homophobic, antisemitic behavior and didnt see a problem with any of it.

and fans who gave her the benefit of the doubt and wrote it all off as 'she's just heartbroken and going through something' or 'we've all made bad choices in heartbreak' is so.... telling. like you openly admitting to dating racists or at least being okay with it is wild. and stop saying 'we' because believe it or not, any decent person would have racist, ableist, homophobic, antisemitic actions as a dealbreaker. but taylor didnt.

it's not a just a 'bad choice' or 'chaotic behavior'. she approved and enabled racist, ableist, homophobic, antisemitic behavior. she openly showed she was a bad person and any fan who writes it off as anything less is also one and im so sorry they made you feel like you were overreacting due to their under-reaction.

[curious-l1ght]

I am now in the headspace where if I don't know your tumblr I will go through your blog.

My trust has just dissapeared.

Never thought I'd experience this. This is the shit that I see in those video essays, can't believe I've actually kind of experienced it.

Its always like: "Oh, that's terrible! I hope that never happens to me. I hope those victims/people who were hurt/people who went through it get better and find peace!"

So it gets worse. It gets really worse. This wasn't exactly supposed to be a vent but it all went downhill.

I talk about suicide and self harm in this.

I hate how she was the one who really got me into Doors. I hate how she was the first person I considered a friend. I hate how that inside joke is ruined now. I hate how she got me familiar with so many things. I hate how I felt bad for her. I hate the fact that I thought I felt like I could relate to her medically. I hate the fact that she was the one who I went to for help. I hate how I asked her for help when I was suicidal. I hate how I relied on her. I hate that I have so many memories with her in them. I hate how I thought we were best friends. I hate how manipulative she is. I hate how she hurt so many people. I hate her

I HATE HER SHITTY APOLOGIES. I HATE HOW THE "APOLOGY" SHE GAVE ME WAS MASSIVE AND FILLED WITH LIES AND MANIPULATION TACTICS. I HATE HOW SHE TRIED TO GUILT TRIP US. I HATE HOW SHE FAKED THINGS THAT PEOPLE GENUINELY SUFFER FROM. I FUCKING HATE HER AND I JUST WANT TO FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.

SHE KNOWS IM SUICIDAL. SHE KNOWS THAT I HAVE HURT MYSELF, DOESNT SHE?! SHE JUST FUCKING LOVES TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE. EVER SINCE LAST YEAR, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN RUINED. HEART SURGERY, CUDA PASSING AWAY, HIGHSCHOOL, IRL FRIENDS THAT HURT ME, GETTING TOLD IM MATURE FOR MY AGE, WANTING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF, LOSING MOTIVATION FOR EVERYTHING, LEARNING THE ONLY GOOD FRIENDS I HAVE ARE SUFFERING IN THEIR OWN WAYS AND ME WANTING TO HELP THEM BUT I CANT, AND NOW THIS?!

THATS ALL I COULD THINK OF! THERES PROBABLY MORE! I JUST WANT TO TEAR MYSELF APART AND KILL MYSELF BUT IM TOO FUCKING SCARED TO DIE. IF I DIDNT HAVE ALL OF THESE FEARS I CAN BET YOU ID BE GONE BY NOW.

I'm sorry that I have to rely on so many people in order to not lose it. I wish I didn't have to rely on everyone and make their day worse by bringing her up.

Just fucking leave us alone, selfish asshole.

This wasn't meant to be massive. It was just meant to be everything until I started saying how much I hate things.

I won't be killing myself any time soon. I can't do it because I know how many people would be devastated to see me gone. I had to experience my brother trying, and even though it wasn't successful, I'm still heartbroken from it. That was years ago, too.

Thank you to the people who have been helping me.

I will continue to help others and keep an eye out.

I will make sure people block her.

Just. Block. Her.

[hyunnieshannie]

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Chapter 5: 9 Leebits in a trench coat.

Pairing: Han Jisung x AFAB. Reader

Word Count: 2108

General Synopsis: Your ex? Shitty. Your family? Worse. Your best friend? Left for a tour in the middle of one of the worst times of your life. How are you meant to deal with planning what should have been your wedding, dealing with your family, and pretending like you're not falling apart all on your own?

General Warnings: Idol!Jisung, mentions of other Idols (P1Harmony/Seventeen), all views on these idols are purely fictional. Idol AU. Mentions of cheating, mentions of smoking and drug use (weed and cigarettes), Mentions of drinking, angst, self esteem issues, depression. Y/N is older than Jisung. (I'm sorry for the jokes that come out of this) (any tags I missed please feel free to let me know! More tags to be added as the story goes on.) A/N: Smaller chapter, it will pick up soon I've had terrible writers block but im FINALLY back with an update for this <3 pls enjoy and let me know your current thoughts on Leah <3

“So he finally talked to you about it?” Keeho laughs as he stares into the camera, “Jheez I honestly thought he was gonna continue torturing himself over it,” 

“Yeah I mean, he was really upset over it dude. I don’t know why he’d feel so upset over it, it wasn’t even his fault,” you sigh. It had been a few days since Jisung had spoken to you about why he had been so distant, but though you had originally thought you’d feel better by him talking to you; you’d managed to make yourself feel worse. You felt bad that he had felt shitty about the situation, it wasn’t his fault any of it happened yet he still felt bad. How were you expected not to feel bad about it? You made your friends worry, and worse he had felt so bad that he hid himself away for a few weeks. 

“Probably because he cares a lot about you, I’d have felt the same if I were in his shoes, plus there's the whole rant he went on with me about it.” 

“Wait what?” 

“Yeah he was going on about I left you to him, and he feels bad he’s not doing enough, he just wants to make you happy and all that shit,” Keeho looks at you confused as he tilts his head to allow the stylist to adjust a few things on him. “I’m glad he talked to you though, honestly he needs to learn to be more open with his feelings, can’t let a pretty girl get him all flustered like that.” Keeho scoffs, “I mean how does the man survive on tour?” you laugh loudly at the remark. 

“Please Kee, flustered?” you giggle, “Stressed is the better word!” 

“No, flustered is the correct one you dimwit. Or did he not tell you about how he-” 

“Kee it’s time to go.” Taeyang appears on the screen waving to you, before turning back to Keeho. He simply nods and turns back to you, 

“We’ll continue this later,” he smiles, 

“Have fun out there!” you smile, 

“Have a fun morning Y/N, I’ll call you when I can!” and with that he was gone, and you were back to working on your track. You had only woken up this early to get a chance to talk to him, and the conversation was nice. You missed your best friends and talking to them was nice. Though most of the time it would be a quick conversation, and interrupted ninety eight percent of the time it was still nice to see them. 

Your morning mainly consisted of finishing up a song you had been working on for months, and finalizing the vocals for the song you had worked on with Changbin. In all it was a busy morning until noon when you’d have to begin getting ready for a meeting with Leah. After a few arguments with your family you had given in to meeting with her to discuss the dress you'd wear as her maid of honor because for some unknown reason she had decided you’d be staying in that role. You didn’t have to plan anything, the planner had that all down, but still it felt more and more as a chore rather than a joyous event. 

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“Y/N. You cannot just leave your sister like this, are you stupid?” 

“Mom, I'm not leaving her? She picked a fight with me in front of my-”

“Your little friends crushed her that day Y/N how could you let that happen? You are her older sister, you are supposed to be there for her!” Your mother scolded you, of course you knew you had to be there for her but no one ever seemed to listen to the concerns you had. No one ever saw the fault Leah had, and always pinned the blame on you because you’re the older one, you’re supposed to be more responsible, and Leah was their perfect little angel who could do absolutely no wrong. 

“Mom-” 

“Y/N you fix this shit with your sister, I’m not going to let you ruin her big day like this. So get your shit together or else” you could picture the face she was making, a mixture of disappointment and anger. That look in her eyes that would tell you that everything was your fault. 

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As you sat in the coffee shop awaiting Leah’s arrival, you spent time texting Changbin who’d been asking about how the song was coming along. You laughed as he joked about how if you kept tweaking the song it would become an entirely new one,

Gym Bro [12:04 pm] Hear me out tho

You [12:04 pm] Listening

Gym Bro [12:05 pm] What if you just post the song? 

You [12:06pm] Are you crazy? It’s not finished? 

Gym Bro [12:06 pm] It’s a good song as is, in your ears it’s never going to be perfect. This is why we have people to review things. If you’re really unsure, let me, Ji, and Chan listen to the full thing and give you some advice on what could be improved. Like I said, if you keep doing it yourself you’ll never think it’s good enough. 

You [12:08 pm] Damn you got deep there ;)

Gym Bro [12:08 pm] Oh my god, why are you like this?

You [12:08 pm] I’m joking! But yeah maybe I’ll let you guys just listen to it, but maybe not Chan. 

Gym Bro [12:09 pm] THE FUCK YOU MEAN NOT CHAN? He’s probably the best one to listen to the track?

You [12:11 pm] You know exactly why.

You sigh as you look at the time, Leah is well over fifteen minutes late for the ‘scheduled’ meeting the two of you made. As much as it did help not seeing her for now, you’d rather just get it fully over with as quick as possible. Your phone buzzed once more, as the sound of the bell jingling rang throughout the cafe. Leah had finally arrived.

“Sister!” she exclaimed as she rushed towards your table, “How have you been my sweet?” your body cringed at the nickname. How could she act so sweet to you after everything? Brushing it off you force a smile to her as she pulls you into a hug. 

“Alright, just working and you?” you give her an award winning smile, that would truly convince anyone in the cafe that the two of you were truly happy to see each other. 

“Stressed, but you know how it is; planning a wedding and such.” Leah smirks at you, “Or I mean, you have heard of the stress.” 

“I’m sure your planner has got it under control.” You sigh as you sit back down in your chair, swirling the spoon in your coffee as a way to distract yourself from the impending sense of doom building up in your stomach. You watch as the black coffee swirls around in the cup as the silence between Leah and yourself becomes thicker, the honey in which you had put in your coffee had fully melted and dissolved long before her arrival and yet you stirred as if it had been freshly placed. A part of you wished you could slip a shot of something into it, because dealing with Leah required a level of intoxication that would help on drowning out her annoying whines and complaints. Bailey’s would be nice, no. Something stronger, whiskey. That would help. You thought to yourself,

“Anyways listen, what I was thinking for the bridesmaids would be something light pink, and for you I’d have you in something darker to stand out more from them. Unless, you want to blend in with them.” Leah began, “You do have a terrible habit of being unnoticeable so, I think something more bold would be best.” you couldn’t tell what kind of statement that was. Rude at best. “Nothing too bold though, I can’t have you taking any sort of attention away from me.” 

“I thought I was unnoticeable,” you scoff as you bring your coffee to your lips, the now cold liquid sliding down with ease as you take a sip. Leah shakes her head, before bringing her binder out of her bag.

“Anyways, I don’t have time to explain every little thing to you; also you never actually answered the Save The Date, so I just marked you down that you’re coming alone seeing as you definitely don’t have the time to find a date, seeing as you’re much too invested in your…song, or apparently still being in love with my fiance to start looking for someone new.” Something about her assumption threw you off, you choked on your coffee as you looked up at her smiling down at you as if she had something against you, “Honestly it really is awkward that you’re still into him. You need to get over it please y/n.” the statement almost had you spitting your coffee back out at her, her look feigning innocence began to cause your blood to boil. Your cheeks heating up as you set your mug back down. 

“I have a date.” you mutter, as she gives you wide eyes. “I’m over him Leah, no need to worry.” 

“Fantastic! And who is this date of yours, I can mark him down now so that I can give the list to my planner.” Leah tilts her head, awaiting an answer. Truthfully you hadn’t thought of who you’d bring as a date, but her statements today lead you to say something you hadn’t fully thought through. 

“My RSVP is in the mail, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the surprise.” it was not. 

“Splendid, I’m excited to see who this mystery man is!” Leah laughs, standing from her seat. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment to alter my dress today.” 

“You chose your dress already?” 

“Yes, and sorry love. But no matter what you say that dress looked too good on me to pass up. So, yeah.” with that Leah throws her purse and tote over her shoulder and begins to leave. “I’ll send you the name of the shop to find your dress! Love ya!” and then she was gone. 

ꕀ❀ꕀ

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck” You yell into the pillow as Mini sits at the edge of the bed. Of course you just had to go and let Leah get under your skin and say something stupid. “What do I do? I don’t have a date? And Now she’s expecting me to RSVP within this week because my dumbass said it was already in the mail!” 

“Calm down and breathe dude,” Mini sighs, “Finding a date won’t be all that hard,” 

“Easy for you to say, all you have to do is look at Hyune and he’s following you to the ends of the earth. I on the other hand do not have anyone that would do so. Nor anyone readily available to play boyfriend so that I don’t have to deal with Leah’s stupid fucking behaviour.” You complain, 

“You act like we don’t have eight men ready to help you out at any moment.” Mini laughs, “I’m sure any of them would be glad to ‘play’ boyfriend for a night!” 

“Min your math isn’t mathing.” 

“What do you mean by that?” she gives you a confused look, 

“Hyune is taken so that's minus one, so are Bin, Chan, Lix and Minho. So that’s three left. AND I’m not really willing to put Minnie and Innie through that pain and Ji’s already felt like shit because of Leah so he’s out of the question too-” 

“Well I guess your only option is to bring nine leebits stacked in a trenchcoat, at least then they’d be taller than you.” Mini laughs, as she throws the plush toy at you, 

“That is so oddly specific… how do you know nine is-”

“Listen there are a lot of things you do not want to know, and my skzoo abuse is part of that, anyways there's absolutely no harm in asking them is all I’m saying, and we both know ALL of them would help, it’s just how they are.” you contemplated the idea, sure bringing one of them to the wedding isn’t a terrible idea in itself, but the idea of having any of those boys endure Leah was enough to make your entire body cringe. If Taeyang or Stephen had been around for sure, you’d drag them to it. They already knew how she was; and more specifically how to cope with her constant need for attention.

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[br1ghtestlight]

Have you done Mr.Ambrose headcannon yet?

If not then...headcannons?

🏠 <- this is my home, I live in your asks

NO I HAVE NOT EVEN THOUGH HE IS MY FAVORITE GAY FREAK <\3

he is queer Definitely gay but he's flexible about women in the right situation?? borderline delusional and thinks every straight guy wants him SO BAD (nobody wants him except Me) also he's nonbinary and uses he/she/they pronouns but he doesnt really care he's ambivalent to gender he doesnt give a fuck what u call him

he is a drag queen and does performances at gay bars on the weekends and gets STUPID drunk after he performs. he is shockingly good at doing makeup and costuming. in a better world he wouldve done costumes and wardrobe in hollywood movies

he majored in english when he was in college bcuz he wanted to be either a screenwriter for hollywood movies (fun fact his voice actor directed and acted in a gay romcom and i think thats the kind of thing ambrose would pretend he's too cool for but secretly enjoy) or a novelist (he still writes in his free time) but neither of those worked out as actual jobs so he settled for elementary school librarian. even though he hates kids so much and isnt technically qualified but they were desperate when they hired him

he doesn't have a relationship with anyone in his family like if he died tomorrow everything he owned would go to his dog. his parents were just terrible shitty people and he doesn't get along with them at all refuses to attend family events if they're there. he doesn't talk to his extended family either but he's happier this way!!!! maybe he didnt have a great childhood its not like he would ever talk about it with anyone except for occasionally his roommate when they're up late and he gets very drunk

i also feel like he's either an only child or a younger brother who was always compared to his older sibling but no way his ass is an older sibling SORRY

his roommate is a lesbian and he's gay which is why they live together. no chance of catching feelings (this was agreed upon when they moved in together)

without a doubt he is a functioning alcoholic mostly bcuz he refuses to deal with any of his mental health problems or talk about them with anyone. its going great for him dw

sometimes he likes dressing up in feminine clothing and makeup just for fun and bcuz it makes him feel confident and its a different look than normal. he usually stays home and its just around his roommate but if he feels up to it he WILL be the sluttiest gay at the grocery store or dmv

his full name is william ambrose but he prefers people call him by his last name even outside of a school setting. i think william would be a traditional family name from his great great etc grandfather and he's like ughh im not going to carry the LEGACY of some random dead guy who doesn't even give a shit about me who do you think i am

he is definitely the type to watch shitty reality tv like the bachelor or love island and complain about how stupid everyone is being but also he LOVES the drama and watches every episode. he auditioned once for the gay version of the bachelor but they rejected him and he's still pissy about that if you bring it up

he claims he knows which students at wagstaff are going to grow up to be queer bcuz of his gaydar and he mostly says it to the other teachers in the teachers lounge as a joke but also he is slightly protective of them and won't take bullying from ANYONE if he hears them talking shit there will be an anonymous complaint to the principal. they are his little gay ducklings (gene would be in this category although he's slightly too annoying for ambrose to like him)

[nitroish]

I’ve never been described as a “feral airplane” and honestly it’s so accurate

But also I will consume anything you put out. Doesn’t matter. It looks good? GONE in my mouth immediately. Is it silly goofy but looks like it was doodled on the terrible paper towels at my work? Still in my mouth sorry /vpos /silly

-🛩️

LMAO. you called yourself feral and your signoff is an airplane. of course its fitting (also i said it and im never wrong (joking)). ive drawn on napkins and random shit at work before so hey, thats not outside the realm of possibility. i definitely wouldnt eat it though. those shitty paper towels really are just gross.

[selamat-linting]

continuing my last liveblog, this time focused on the characters.

-vriska is. amazing. she is THE CHARACTER EVER. i enjoy her a lot but when it comes to morality, she's... i dont know what to make of her. like, from all the fandom drama i heard secondhand, she was made to be this mass murderer. like yeah, she is responsible to a lot of fuckups in plot, she is ableist to tavros and used aradia's boyfriend sollux to kill her, and sabotaged jade's attempt to get into the game but i think at her core, she's just a 13 year old bully. if she was in a normal human environment, raised by an ordinary family, at worst, she'd be the kind of girls who spread mean rumors of the outcast kids at school. still bad but, garden variety shittiness that can be fixed with age and growth. its the condition she's in that drove her into such terribleness. alternia let kids kill and maim each other, eliminate people who defy the law and customs. its a tyrannical empire and of course the kids produced in that kind of environment are vicious to each other. its not wrong the other kids dont want nothing to do with her and seeing her gets her shit kicked by aradia was cathartic but. man, i still feel very sympathetic to her.

-also, if im not wrong, her romantic relationships now would be :

nicholas cage - one sided matesprit(?)

kanaya maryam - moirail / auspistice (?)

tavros - the most unhealthy kismesis i have ever seen

-also, poor tavros. im waiting for the scene where he gets to kick the shit out of vriska like aradia but alas. its nice that he and vriska seems to get on better terms later on. i have to admit, vriska taking the time to dress up and set the mood to kiss tavros is kind of endearing while also being yikes what the fucking fuck my guy. but anyway, tavros being disabled as only a fodder for stair jokes, and then getting his legs forcibly replaced when the wheelchair jokes gets old, and then making him the butt of the joke again, good god. i want tavros's narrative arc to be treated more seriously. andrew hussie you are an ableist piece of shit you know that right?

-and kanaya! its so interesting how space aspects players are all very aesthetic-minded. they always have the cool pretty stuff. also she had a crush on rose isnt she? the way she admired her gamefaqs playthrough guide reminds of that tumblr fairytale where cinderella reads aurora's diary and fell in love. haha! right after i have that suspicions, i check tumblr to see if theyre a popular ship and apparently theyre also canon? cool. its so nice to be proven right. theyre both unhinged weird girls but in a very subdued way. also, i think karkat have been underestimating how much she helped on cooling down the group's animosities. not just between tavros and vriska, but eridan and feferi too, to an extent.

-speaking of feferi, ugh, i feel so bad for her. i cant believe someone as positive as her could be corrupted by the horrorterrors. one moment, she's the only one preventing a trollnazi and a doomsday lusus from destroying the shit out of everything, and suddenly shes twisting squibbles into cthulhu. "dont you get it, im dead," baller fucking quote but im so sorry girl. she has always been someone who is resigned of the fate of everything, but she never stops trying to make the best of it, unlike aradia.

-Also, why is equius so horny all the time? my god he is so fucking rapey.

-terezi!!! terezi!!! she's my favorite troll. her friendship with dave is so adorable. i like how they start out as enemies mocking each other but end up as (shitty) art buddies. but man, she is just as extreme in her trolling effort like, she did kill john in a timeline. anyway, back to dave and terezi. they both think theyre so cool but theyre actually cringe. also, is the drawing of the guy above the his tyranny writing in her room, meant to be karkat? ugh, i wish im her.

-i dont have much to say over sollux but as a gemini, he has the coolest design. literally the coolest shade ever. twin signs represent!

-karkat is... *grits teeth* self recognition through the other (derogatory). i hate that i shared his classpect. he ruined an objectively awesome title just by being himself. but i never really know what kind of guy he is, just his notoriousness as a grumpy anime boy slash tumblr sexyman. i hate him even more after knowing him btw, because he really is just like me! on the surface, he's just a 13 year old version of jean vicquemare from disco elysium. but seeing his memos, seeing his... everything. oh my god. i hate myself. his constant bitching is my inner voice everytime i have to deal with [redacted] and [redacted]. only that im now old enough to know i shouldnt unleash that to everyone indiscriminately. also, i too did the future writing thing. like, i would actually look at my old diary entries, and wrote a response as if speaking to my past self. but, is it weird that seeing him makes me a bit more confident in my own leadership skills? I dont know. anyway, he's funny. god even him just living his life and breathing is hilarious. i want to see you suffer little man (not in a whump way i want to see him get mad, eat shit, and react to ridiculous shit)

-JADE!!!! i miss her a lot. finally she's in the game. she's one of the nicest and the coolest of the beta kids. and i envy her house a lot. im sick of her being out of the loop. also, just from her science alone, she's pretty OP. she dont need powers to defeat the imps. she's very much my favorite out of the beta kids

-i cannot believe dave resorts to ruining the stock market. he would have liked nfts. cant believe that plotline exists and it was actually an elaborate troll plot. i cant wait to see him blossom to his cool future selves. caw caw motherfucker was impressive as hell despite being ridiculous. i have no idea how his sprite make that cool. also, his bro's dead? its kinda sad. like, i know the training and the smuppet shit wasnt exactly healthy and sane but, its still a tragedy that he never really get the chance to understand his parent or get closure. bro's dead. thats it.

[kqtmansmokeschronic]

I’m just getting frustrated being in different schedules. I wish I could change schedules and do things different but I can’t I have a the sleep schedule I have and I can’t change it I wake up at midnight I have for years now, and I go to bed at noon or 1pm. It’s perfect when you get into roughly the same schedule, but when you start getting off of it and you start being asleep when I wake up and then you wake up a few hours later it’s not too bad I’ll stay up later but lately your falling asleep like half hour or an hour before I wake up, and I spend pretty much my whole day alone at that point you wake up at maybe 9am and I get 3-4 hours with you when for like over 2 years we spent 12+ hours a day together… we barely have gotten to play games together lately because even when I am awake at the same time as you I’ve had a terrible terrible migraine all week. But you’ve still gotten to play you’ve been streaming when I’m asleep and usually falling asleep after wich is when I wake up. I was so excited for Wednesday because you had to work so I figured you where going to go to work and come home, eat etc and actually go to sleep, so you could wake up at the same time I do and we could spend the night together but you went to work and came home and streamed for like 5 hours or something and passed out just before I woke up and now today you were streaming before I woke up, I wake up and see a stream recently ended but you’re asleep. And then you wake up and I was doing chores I was gross and needed a shower so I shower and feed my pets and we watch an episode or two of a show and you say we’re gunna play games after and you sound awake and perfectly fine but then all the sudden you’re completely passed out. Idk if it’s the weed gummies idk if it’s just youre schedule vacillates so much but I lget the short end of the stick. It’s not just the games… I don’t get to play games with you but I also end up not being able to seriously talk to you, because even when you are awake you’re pretty out of it already and can barely do anything but giggle uncontrollably wich IS FINE. but it’s different when that’s the only interaction I keep getting day after day. I can’t say anything serious I can’t talk to you about anything I can’t bring up anything serious it’s just all jokes and laughing I mean we got to talk a bit todays about some stuff and it was good but that’s the first real thing we’ve talked about all week honestly. I love you and what’s going on in your head but I have my own things going on in my head and it kills me how much time I’ve had to spend alone lately…I can’t wake up any earlier but I keep trying to stay up later and later to spend any time with you because it’s been so little lately and that made me sleep in later. I just miss you. And I just wish that you’d maybe try to get somewhat ish on my schedule like going to sleep after work so you wake up when I do…maybe setting an alarm or something… like anything I’m trying my hardest staying up late and I’m spending time with you when my heads throbbing and my stomach is turning and the worlds spinning and Im scared you’re tired of me being so sick all the time but I love you so much and miss you so much I just want to spend time with you so much I just want to okay games so much I want to stream TOGETHER I want to go back to doing everything together… I feel like you’re having fun and doing everything while I’m asleep and I feel mad left out I feel mad alone when I wake up and you’ve streamed for hours and you’ve done all this stuff and I wake up and you’re asleep now and I’m alone all night and have to somehow get through the night myself having to be in my head with my anxiety and depression and it’s just really really shitty when I’m used to having you there to keep me out of my head, make me feel better and realize things aren’t that bad stand make me happy and comfortable but I can’t get any of that when I’m alone. I’m sorry I don’t want to complain but I feel lonely and I feel left out I don’t know what else To do I miss you and I just want the time with you…

[werethehellami]

I Fucking HATE My “Brother”.

(sorry about spelling, im terrible at it.)

All he does is cry and wine and bitch about everyone and every thing. He always complains about how much he hates my mother since she dosent bend backwards to meet his wants. she meets his needs just fine, but since she cant instnly fix his playsation, shes a slut and bitch.

And me? Apperntly im a fucking whore and a slut who retared. (I’m atusitci.) He dregreades me constnly. I pay for some of HIS GAMES. I get him my free food from work. I buy him fun stuff. But im an evil monster who should fucking jump already. Aperntly nobody fucking loves me, and everyone only uses me. Apperntly Im a worthless sack of shit who too lazy to do anything. (Depsite the fact i always do the dishes, i always am the one that sweeps, im the only one who mops. (Our mom works 2 jobs so isnt home a lot), And between the two of us, im the one with a job.) 

He breaks my glass/procline/clay jars and screams at me. he refuses to ever leave my room when i ask. When im skaing and crying after he breaks my stuff, he still refuses to leave my room. hes alomst 16(April is his birth mounth) but he acts worse then me at 4 with undinoed autism on meds for bipolar dispoder.

I dont even think im a human to him. let alone his god damn sister for fucks sake. Erleir this day, he acused me of stealing his card then got fucking pissed when i told him that mom had becuase i gave it to her like he fucking asked. then proced to to tell me to shut up , and then cussed me out for saying “You stared it but whatever baby.” EVen our mom agree he was being a bart today. He blcked me because he cant hald being a fucking teen, let alone a decent huming being.

He always call me a slut, a whore cause i lost my vriginty at 15. Keep in mind, that i asked him if he was A-Okay if i slept with that peroisn, and wounldt if he told me not to. As In I LITTERLY ASKED IF I COULD SLEEP WITH SOMEONE< GIVING ALL THE CONTROL TO SAY YES OR NO AND I WOULD BE OFRCED TO ACCEPT THAT AWNSER! 

He one trew a bag of noodles at my face, when after he intruped my stimuless(Were i walk around in cirlces and lissen to music, while figgitng, making jesters, and radonm sqeeks of exitment.) To show me some fucking tic-tock of some shitty omegle chat. then got pissed when i told him, “Hey dont care why, but if your trying to make me cringe it sint going to work cuase Dudes just existing and the other man is being a prick.” I stared to countien my stimules while my brother  yelled at the top of his lungs about how much of a waste of human celkls i am. All the wile i say “Cant hear.” BEcuase i had headones on. HE then threw a bad of fucking macarnoine noodles at my face screamed at me more, then tore down my door. 

My door is a blankes naild to the celing. Why? Well it was his room but we switched as i wanted space and hard floors, and he wanted the carpet and door. Oringle door to the room was trown out. The room is now mine. I had to renaile the dlanket to the celing becuase he tore out the fuchikng nailes sevrel goddamn times.

He pushed me to the ground once, becuase we were told to clean up the house before 9, and at 7 i made it clear that the time for fun was over. I gave him one chore to do. SWEEP THE KITCKEN. Etheir he didnt do it, or he’s so icompent of a human being, that he cant acult sweep at all. And i say as I took a broom and made a dirt pile 3x his punny attempt. ANd when I called hoim lazy, we got into an agrumnbt. Then he pushed me to the floor as hard as he could.

HE aloud to call me retardeds, to call me a worthless sluyt, a noody who will doie alone. BUt when i say “You push all your friends and family away because you are such rude, mean, crule, conadsening, bart who sucks joy from even the most exiting games.” Im Teraing at his insercuriets.

He is alowed to joke about not being into incest after i say “Go fuck your self” in a joking way. But when i do, im a pice of shit. HE can randonly yell at me to “SHUT THE FUCK UP! JK” but when i do it, im going to far.

Yes i regoniose tht im no angle, and can be a bitch with words. But there is a differnt between starting fights and not wanting to take any shit. And im done taking his shiot. Im not his fucking sister anymore.

Im tired of holding his, of running back to after he says he sporry fpr being shitty. Im done being his support when he enjoys bruing our bride evrey fucking day. 

I Deseve better, and if i no longer have a brother, then so be it. Fuck him.

I work hard, i do my goddamn best a the mess i am being around other messes. I am doing my best as a perosn who only in recent years has been disoniose properly witrh autism, not BPD Or ADD, Or AHD. I am doing my traviling trough a world that i struggle to understand. And im doing all the while not being a asshole to those around me. I make freinds with evreyone at work, even those who i politalcy dislike. i am friend with the gass station clerks, who i have small talk evreyday with. I am friends with a buch of girls at school, a school that is half a mentle isnation( Burn out and deprassion is a bitch). I befrind random stranger at my workplace, by simpling talking to them and sharing space hearter tips!

I am a mess of a perosn, but that dosnt mean i get  to be an ass. 

So why does my brother think that he gets to? WHy does he think he desebves a free pass becuase our Bio dad was a total shit to him. why does he think he deseve a break after every fight, simply becuase he is also mently ill.

Why is it that in order to be fuckjing happy with my self, i cant be around him.

.....

Why?

[alphadaddyderek]

oh so we're lying now? interesting. babe you know damn well this post was not in the t*mmy tag don’t even lie. how was it in the t*mmy tag when i didn’t fully spell his name out and i tagged it anti bummy and anti t*mmy kinard? i did my due diligence. it’s not my fault you’re stalking the anti tags. unless you follow the bummy tags which...is weird lmao cause thats a terrible ship name and people obviously use that name to talk shit about b/t, so, maybe you shouldnt?

second of all, i realize the scene happened AFTER bobby was ok which is why i used the word WASNT which is a word in the past tense. didnt think i'd have to spell that out but, here we are.

buck did say something to the effect of "so we both have daddy issues" but he wasnt joking lmao. he was being dead serious because they both do. how is him saying he and t*mmy have daddy issues him flirting and joking? lmao.

also buck was not dismissive wtf LMAO. buck started the convo talking about how he was worried because he sees bobby as the father he never had (which then lead to t*mmy saying "but your father is alive" like a fucking idiot). then buck says he doesnt have a good relationship with his biological father. then t*mmy says he's jealous of buck because he has a shitty father and had a shitty captain in gerard. like he completely turned this conversation from buck venting to his maybe-sorta-bf (we never did get any kind of confirmation that theyre dating) about almost losing someone very important to him to his sorry ass pity party about not having a great father or captain. like im sorry, that sucks, but maybe dont do that? right now? im not saying he cant ever talk about it, but to shift the focus of the convo from buck's feelings to his own is weird. but then to also use that moment to make a daddy kink joke is sooo wild to me and it's weird that youre defending it.

"yeah i know your father figure almost died but i hope you have daddy issues cause i find daddy kinks to be hot" no yeah, nothing wrong here. joking or not, weirdo behavior.

i'm not even gonna touch on you saying i'm waiting for a reason to hate on t*mmy and bummy because truth be told there's been plenty of other times i couldve said good fucking bye to that stale ass ship but i tried.

now please stay out of the anti tags cause you clearly cannot take it.

after that bummy dinner scene i am fully anti bummy and anti t*mmy like holy shit. i tried to see what the t*mmy fans and bummy shippers saw but i never could. but now that he said he hopes buck has daddy issues??? theyre done. i cannot with t*mmy and bummy anymore.

like even if bobby (someone who buck said he sees as his father) wasn't a hop, skip, and a jump away from dying that would still be such a weird thing to say? imagine someone youre seeing saying they hope you have daddy issues. bitch what?

not to mention having daddy issues doesnt automatically mean youll have a daddy kink

fucking weirdo.

[akunya]

can i get a piece of dom Mysta please. jealous sex ? and you’re doing so well, thank you for all. stay safe and healthy ^^

i hope you’re doing well too, anon.

“ill just have to remind you who you belong to.”

pairings: yandere!mysta rias / m!reader

summary: you’ve been around the other members of luxiem too often lately for mystas liking. he takes matters into his own hands.

tw: dubcon, degradation, possessiveness, angry rias? name calling. yandere (sorry). vox cuck in the beginning. dom rias. toxic. manipulative.

notes: for the sake of the fic, lets pretend they see eachother irl. literal demons and whatnot streaming on the side. they all come from their respective backstories/lore. its a bit long, but im more than happy to write a part 2 if its wanted. she/her + she/they + fem aligned/women DNI.

mysta has always had an issue keeping his feelings bottled up. the fits of jealousy, envy, anger he felt when you were too close for his liking with another man were not normal. he knew this. his brain screamed at him that keeping you secluded from others was a terrible, inhumane idea. and yet..

seeing you perched up on vox’s lap like a little doll made him see red. you laughed at some stupid shitty joke the demon made, vox staring at the way you smiled with no mind towards mysta. the way you saw no issue with vox wrapping his arm around your waist to keep you “secure”, bouncing you on his leg while you laughed and chatted with him. he knew you tried to be polite and kind to the other members of luxiem, but how air-headed could you be? he thought vox knew you were his boyfriend, not just a friend. the stupid little shorts you were wearing didn’t help, and he swore he saw the demons claws pinch at the fabric to show more of your soft skin. if mysta left the room he was sure he’d come back to the raven-haired man blowing your back out.

deciding enough was enough, the detective stood up from his seat, you and vox’s conversation going silent. he stood, not saying anything, but you noticed his hands bunching into fists. “what’s the matter, boy? if you keep scowling like that, you’ll grow wrinkles.” vox gleamed at the detective, only making the brunettes brows furrow even more. “i didn’t want to interrupt, but y/n and i actually have a stream to do together tonight.” he grabbed your wrist, making you stumble a bit to get off of vox’s lap with a nervous smile. the demons hand lingered on the small of your back, almost as if he didn’t want to let you go.

you chuckled awkwardly, mystas grip on your wrist only getting stronger by the second. you could feel a bruise forming as you tried to keep up. "s-sorry vox! ill catch up with you later!" you tried to apologize, your boyfriend not letting you spend another second with his coworker. “why can’t we stream together sometime, y/n? im sure it would be a fun time-“ you only faintly heard him - vox could barely finish his sentence before musta pulled you away, leaving the mans apartment with a slam of the door. the demon blinked a few times in surprise. after a moment of silence trying to process what had happened, he tutted in disappointment and reached for his phone to call up ike instead.

during the drive back from vox’s house, the silence between you two was deadly. mysta barely spoke a word, his grip tightening around the steering wheel every couple of minutes when he thought about what had happened. you shouldn’t be sitting on anyone’s lap but his. you were too oblivious to realize the other boys would never treat you like he does. he never has petty outbursts like this, eyes softening for a moment when he sees you sitting anxiously in the passenger seat. he caresses your thigh, easing some of your worries as you got closer to his house. you didn’t mean to push his buttons so far: it wasn't your fault that vox liked to talk so much! you couldnt just ignore the others when they tried to talk to you! still, the way mysta had a terrible aura around him - as if his possessive and violent thoughts were manifesting into something physical - made your stomach twist.

taking your shoes off at the door, you didn’t make it far into the house before mysta grabbed your arm. mumbling something incoherent, the man took you to his room, leading you inside before locking the door. you bit your lip in anticipation, staring at him as he lingered near the doorframe. “..m-mysta? are you ok?” for some reason, you felt eerily vulnerable - only wearing one of his hoodies and some shorts because of the nice weather. gulping, you were unsure of what to do or say.

“..does it look like im okay, y/n? seriously, how dumb could you be?” his voice was sharp, he looked at you and strided further, your body instinctively starting to move backwards until the back of your knees hit the bed. he looked down at you, glaring with anger. “for the past few weeks you’ve been lazing around like some cheap whore around the other guys. do you have any respect for yourself? for me?” you felt like a child getting scolded, unable to meet his eyes. mysta has had his fits of anger, but he's never been this pissed at you before. maybe vox pushed him too far this time. a gloved hand pinches your face, nails digging into your cheeks and snapping you out of your thoughts.

“i thought you were mine. why do you act like you arent? don’t you sleep here with me? live with me?” his blue eyes looked into yours, as if they were trying to stare into your soul. underneath the anger, he looked like a hurt puppy. you knew you probably struck a chord in his own personal issues, guilt suffocating your heart. “i-im sorry, i really didn’t mean it like that-“ “then what did you mean, y/n? am i not enough for you?” he frowned, eyebrows twitching with anger and betrayal. his mind was screaming at him with horrible scenarios: you shouldn’t be allowed around the other boys. you shouldn’t be around anyone but him. not until you learn that you are his.

"i thought i made you feel loved, but i guess i was wrong. i guess im not doing enough." mysta cuddled into your neck, hovering above you. he sighed, shoulders dropping as he kissed your neck. the kisses he left started out sweet, but shortly after his fangs dug into your skin. "but its okay. we can fix this!" he chuckled, kissing your earlobe before biting it playfully. "ill just have to remind you who you belong to." your eyes widened, not expecting your boyfriend to take control so quickly as you felt him palming your crotch. you moaned, mysta pinning you down as he let his hands roam around his body. his gloves hands traveled up towards your chest: pinching your nipples before slowly going back down. he made sure to dig his sharp nails into your sides. "you're really cute, babe, yknow that? so its only fair i mark you up. so no one else tries to take you away from me." his nails dug especially deep during the last sentence, causing you to yelp in pain as he tugged your shorts off. you've never seen mysta so aggressive before - the way he bit down and made sure every inch of your skin was marked. he acted as if he owned you like a toy. laying down on the bed, the detective pried your legs open, smirking as he began to undress you. this was going to be a long night, wasnt it?

[oopsierosie]

hello!! if you do write for kny, can you do a reader (gender-neutral) that eats equally as messy as giyuu? and make it where they’re both eating out with the other hashiras (reader is a normal person or a hashira, your pick) im sorry if you cant really understand my request since its my first time doing this

A/N: Sure love! I apologize for the long wait and delay. I haven’t been able to take a minute to sit and write (but let’s blame it on my terrible time management skills). I didn’t have a clear idea for a one-shot so it kind of became like a headcannon/drabble. Not my best piece of work for sure. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy this piece of work!

Warnings: Shitty writing, Bad grammar/vocab, Author is tryna learn how to write again.

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You didn’t really know why you agreed to this. Mitsuri, the Love Hashira, had invited all the hashiras for a nice lunch outing since according to her “its better for us to get to know each other.” You had already flat out refuse the offer, finding it silly and a waste of time. But, after receiving a murderous glare from Obanai, you decided to rescind your refusal and accept the invitation.

So here you were, sitting between Kyojuro and Giyuu at the long, wooden table.  The owner of the restaurant had graciously closed the restaurant in order to only serve the Hashiras. The other hashiras were chatting amongst themselves, Rengoku and Tengen joking around, Sanemi and Obanai were talking about their next mission, Gyomei and Muichiro just talking about their upbringings and Mitsuri and Shinobu were discussing about the antidote that was in process. Everyone except you and Giyuu were talking. You remained seated until the servers began to bring in the plates of food everyone ordered.

Once the initial greeting had been said, everyone started to dig into their foods. There were many plates of delicious, elaborate foods prepared for everyone tonight but you seem to have this uneasiness plaguing within you. You were dreading this slightly as you were actually a messy eater. Despite being of age, you still had problems eating cleanly and you tried – you really did. But, sometimes to food just ended up on your face for no reason. You began to eat cautiously to avoid the embarrassment but soon after, you began to dig in as per usual.

~~~ “Tomioka san, you are such a messy eater!” Shinobu teased as she pointed to the smudge of food on his cheek.

Giyuu only blinked and continued to dig in – earning a giggle from Shinobu and some grunts of disapproval from Sanemi and Obanai.

“This is why no on likes you Tomioka san.”

“You’re a goddamn Hashira Tomioka, eat properly.”

Just as the commotion began to die down, Muichiro, the Mist Hashira pointed out to you that your face too had some smudges and crumbs. “L/N san, you have some food on your face as well.” Shinobu and Rengoku only laughed as the other hashiras chuckled along while others grunt. You were quite embarrassed, looking around for a cloth to wipe your face with. “L/N san looks adorable!!” “Not very flamboyant of you two.”

“Tomioka san I think we found you a friend!”

The Hashiras teasing were relentless, making your face heat up more and more at each comment. Just as you felt like crawling in a hole and hiding forever, Giyuu had handed you a napkin. You looked at him but all he did was stare back while continuing to eat his food. You graciously accepted the napkin and wiped your face with it. Who knew that a simple gesture from the quiet Hashira was enough to comfort you from all the teasing?

“Never lose that childlike attribute of yours.” Gyomei hummed.

“As long as you’re enjoying yourselves there’s no need to worry. We’re just teasing.” Rengoku reassured, giving a not so light pat on your back before continuing to dig in.

You sat there and looked at the group you had surround yourself with. The bickering, the laughter, the teasing – this might be something you’ll definitely get used to.