#this isn't reddit

[breeding-puppie]

I'm a 51 year old male that's been in an abusive marriage for 8 years. Have one grown daughter from a previous relationship. My question is i long to fill a pussy full of my seed once again. Is this normal. Haven't been sexualy in 8 months with a woman or anyone else. Been blessed with a very thick cock and long to unload my cum allover a wanting cervix. Thanks for listening

[buggledy]

What the fuck is the point of communities? They're all over my dash, I can't interact with the posts if I'm not in the community, I can't reblog at all, the community tab is jank as fuck, they're infested with pornbots or dead, and honestly the whole thing seems to me like they offer literally nothing you can't already achieve by tagging your posts

[simulation-machine]

I love literally every single townie from the Realm of Magic game pack, even if the world was waaaay too small and the builds were trash. The Charm family is no different. I have played and replayed and had these characters pop up as important side characters in so many saves. So in this I’ll talk about what I usually do with them, and what I’m doing differently (if anything). If reading lots of words is not your jam, feel free to skip since it’s allll head-canon from here. Minerva: Look, she’s old af. She’s gonna die. I try to give her at least one grandchild before she officially bites it, and the first girl Emilia and Darrel have gets named after her. She’s still gonna die and the first girl will be named for her, but this time she’s going to be an absolute jerk. She’s going to be strict with both of her children, pushing them to do better, and she’s going to be really unimpressed with poor Emilia, who is new to magic and doesn’t come from an illustrious family. Then she dies and everyone is at first like “WHEW okay thank god” but then quickly devolves into aimless chaos without somebody always yelling at them to do stuff.  Gemma: For some reason, even though Darrel is older she gets listed right after her mom. Anyways, Gemma is gay. Before we got werewolves she got with Darling Walsh. Once we got the wolves, she got with Rory Oaklow every time because Rory is hot. They usually just adopt kids once they hit the Adult life stage, but this time they’ll probably have two science babies to see which occult genes win out. They live in Moonwood Mill because Gemma doesn’t like being in the Charm estate after her mom dies. Darrel: Maxis has done few sims dirtier than they did Darrel. And look, I am totally chill with goofy looking sims, I really am. But I’m supposed to believe that he somehow scored cutie-patootie Emilia and looked like that? I mean I guess Emilia isn’t a shallow girl but come on now. So he got a makeover that still kept some crucial features (lips, jawline, chin, cheeks, purple eyes). He even still got a big nose. He just looks less yikes to me because his eyes got switched up and his nose is less wtf. People can fight me on this, that’s fine. He was inspired by my mental image of High Lord of the Spring Court Tamlin from ACOTAR. ANYWAYS. Before I just decided to change his appearance (which I was opposed to do despite haaaaating his face), he used to die after ensuring at least one normal looking kid, usually from overcharge after dueling with L. Faba. That’s all he did. Now that he’s prettier, he gets to live on. Emilia: Initially, she bugged me. Her only flaw is clumsiness and she’s set up to be this try-hard in a fancy family of magical prowess, influence, and wealth. But then I gave her and Darrel a troubled and passionate relationship. After his mother’s death, he got addicted to dueling as a way to cope and was not paying attention to his magical charge. He and Emilia fought over it a bunch. Finally he promised to stop and does better, they have a kid (or another kid if they already had one), and then he starts sneaking out at night to duel again. He gets killed by L. Faba, and Emilia goes through a deep depression that takes her years to recover from. After that, she and Simeon Silversweater hook up and he becomes a step-dad. She has more kids with him. What will change is that Darrel isn’t going to die, and I might find a way to make Minerva live a bit longer to be more of a thorn in her DiL’s side. Idk.

[menacingpolkamusic]

I am begging people from the bottom of my heart to stop putting their genders or trans status on aitas unless it is relevant to the situation. It will affect people's judgement, especially if you're trans. It shouldn't matter on the trans & nonbinary website but unconscious (or conscious!) bias is still alive and well. And anyway it doesn't matter.

[vaspider]

I'm no longer entertaining discussion about this.

In fact, I'm just blocking anyone who keeps harping on this, starting with you.

I do not expect people to know who John Calvin is unless they had my level of religious upbringing, and I do not care about why you know or what you think about my expectations.

Me, starting a video that says it's going to explain how Victorian poorhouses fucked up the concept of charity forever: ok, show me what you've got

Video: it starts with the ideas of the Christian philosopher --

Me: DON'T SAY IT DON'T FUCKING SAY IT

Video: -- John Calvin

Me:

[adobe-outdesign]

Babe wake up, massive GameFreak leak just dropped

Literally like a terabyte of info just came out and stuff's still leaking in mass from Twitter as I type so bear with me. I'm only including a few highlights (including the most legit-seeming ones) because there's potentially over a hundred beta sprites/art/assets being leaked.

All of these leaks were pulled from r/PokeLeaks. I'm doing my best to verify as I go, but will update the post if any of this turns out to be fake (though this is unlikely).

^ Unknown water starter concept art

^ Unused Pokemon

^ Unused Pokemon part 2 electric boogaloo

^ Beta Honchkrow with a mustache (that explains the random crescent around its eye in the final version)

^ fear.jpg (Beta Kricketune)

^ Beta wash Rotom

^ Beta Lickilicky (now we know why it evolves via rollout in the final version)

^ Beta Skunktank

^ Beta Reshiram/Zekrom

^ Beta team Galactic admins

[leonardcohenofficial]

the hate for the most recent episode of severance is so silly to me sorry i don't watch this show for ships and you all don't like kitchen sink drama with greek tragedy level stakes and also hate women <3

[antiadvil]

hold on when did the subreddit add this rule lmao

[goat-moth-thing]

i think some get angry at transmascs for discussing our oppressiin because they view invisibility as a privilege rather than a way in which we are oppressed

when their view of invisibility as a privilege is challenged, they lash out and say that we want to be oppressed soooo bad and that we need to shut up

and of course, if we do shut up then nothing changes. we remain invisible and nobody sees us. or talks about us. or cares about us

[accirax]

💙❤️Blind Date or Die Episode 4, Starring Whit, Eloise, Arturo, Diana, Min, Eva, Veronika, and Jean💙❤️

[cursedsappho]

I still can't believe one of the selling points of Veilguard was "no more fetch quests! We moved past that" and then you play it and 50% of the quests are running around doing more or less useless stuff to gain factions strength, it's literally the same boring thing come on now

[putthatfloorspaghettidown]

I just wanted to share the orginal tweet that iskall complained about in his latest video.

Remember to support the other hermits!

[moraymiso]

people take shipping WAY too seriously sometimes like i am baffled every time i see someone genuinely tweaking out over a ship they don't like

"this is ooc!! these characters are nothing like this!! they aren't canon, seethe!!" brother it is never that deep can you let me make my barbies kiss in peace

[gaminegay]

Genuinely i wonder how common it is to hallucinate / perceive things oddly / have a notably altered perception of things

[pseudophan]

I was playing skycards and my name is Planephan (real original, I know) but on my very first battle my opponent's name was Dan and Phil. I know it was probably just another phannie playing but was it??? Also my first battle?? Sorry this is all over the place I'm still freaking out about it

statistically that's most likely either someone who also downloaded the app because they saw it on here OR you're about to watch the scariest gaming video of all time

[seabeck]

Is it not normal for 14 year olds to be mostly self sufficient??